words in movies
David: Damn it! I-I'm sorry. I-I don't mean that. I-I want you to be happy... But only with me. No, uhm... that's not fair. Uh, who cares, leave him!. Oh, I don't mean that. Yes I do... I'm sorry Uhm, I... I think I should probably uhm... go...
David: Uhm... uhm... Goodbye... Uh... Schto ya ztez vigul... ui... (David holds his hands gently on the back of Phoebe's neck. There's a sound of a a bunch of keys rattling, and the door opens... It's Mike)
David: Oh, uh... we just uh... happen to wear the same shade.
ROSS: No, that, that was, I mean, as opposed to uh, the uh, ok. Is this over yet Rach?
Chandler: Yeah, I just got uh, got plans.
Joey: Well, hes not used to women being so forward with him; but uh, I good check with himHe says its okay. (She hands him her card.) Great! Thanks! Bye-bye!
Eric: Uh, the sex.
Ross: Uh, no... no. I couldn't find him. I'm just gonna talk to him on the plane.
Joey: Uh, that-thats-thats me!
Ross: Hey! So uh, was he excited about the tickets?
Joey: I dont know. I like her, you know. Shes different. Theres uh, somethin about her.
Chandler: So this is nice! I wish I didnt have to go, believe me! But unfortunately I have to. (He gets up and Joey moves over next to Ross.) Oh uh, by the way, whats the name the girl youre dating?
Joey: Uh, hey, Rach let me ask you something. Uh, I was just over there talking to Monica and Chandler, boy they are really tight.
Rachel: Well, lets see. Uh, they gave me cute doctor today and in the middle of the exam I put my pinky in his chin dimple.
Ross: Oh! Wow! Uh, yeah! That sounds great. Im just gonna put this (The money) back in my pocket, pretend that didnt happen. Uh yeah, actually Im free now. Do you wanna grab some coffee or
Chandler: But uh Ross, Ross is a great guy! I was roommates with him in college. Uh, funny story (He starts laughing then notices that Paul isnt happy.) Youre roommate in college died didnt he?
Rachel: (returning) Okay, remember uh, remember how you told me that your grandmother put up that wall to make that into two bedrooms?
Ross: Yeah, um, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to drink, and you know how he gets when he's drun..uh... (He has caught sight of Joey scowling at him) I can't do this, I did it, it was me, I'm sorry, I kissed your mom.
Ross: Uh, I actually havent even met him.
Joey: (climbing down from his chair) Do you uh, do youready for a refill?
Ross: Uh uh... well, her Internet Company went under and she lost an ear in a boating accident...
Ross: Uh, middle balcony.
Ross: Uh sure, sure.
Ross: Uh, bigger than that.
Chandler: Because uh we-we we split up. Monica and I split up. Hold me.
Rachel: OK, alright, OK, um... then could you please, uh... just give him a message for me? Please? This is very important.
RACHEL: So, it's pretty late, you're probably uh, not still planning on. . .
Ross: Well this uh, this may be a little awkward.
David: Uh, I-I-I was hoping to run into you here. I didnt know whether I should call or not, yknow I-I was only in town for a few days. And yknow, I didnt want to intrude on your life or-or anything like that, but I-I really wanted to see you andbut I didnt know if you wanted to see me.
Joey: Oh uh, okay. Yeah.
Joey: Oh uh, it didnt work out.
Rachel: Ah you went one too far. Uh, flowers or balloons?
Ross: Uh, no. No, were not.
Ross: Oh. Yeah. (Sarcastically) Uh Chandler let me win. No, Chandlers really strong. Oh my arm is so sore. Oh nurse! (Waddles over to Mona.)
Chandler: (to Richards date) And uh, you dont have a mustache which is good. (She just smiles.) Im Chandler; I make jokes when Im uncomfortable.
Ross: (chases her) Oh yeah, yeah? Well uh, when we were going out, I read tons of porno magazines! (Realizes a table of women overheard him.) (To that table.) Sup?
Joey: Just casually slip it in, yknow lay the groundwork. Tell her uh, Im a lonerNo! An outlaw! Tell her she doesnt want to get mixed up with the likes of me.
Ross: Yeah. Uh, uh we promised we werent gonna tell anybody this but uh, about a month ago Rachel and I slept together.
Ross: So Joey umm, you look familiar. Are uh, are you on TV or something?
Chandler: (examining the cake) Okay well, this side looks bigger. Uh Theres more crust on this side. Yknow? So, maybe if I measured
Rachel: (on phone) Hello? (Shocked that someone answered.) Uh, Rachel. (To the gang.) Great, someone is in our apartment. Call the cops!
Ross: So, uh, the other night Rachel and I are in bed talking about fantasies, and I happened to describe a particular Star Wars thing....
Monica: I'll get it. (On phone.) Hello. (Listens.) Hi Emily! (Listens.) Yeah, uh you-you tracked him down. Hold on one second. (She hands the phone to Ross.)
Joey: Hey uh, whats with the candy?
Joey: Listen, you know how uh, when youre wearing pants and you lean forward I check out your underwear?
Monica: Uh Phoebe?
Director: Uh, yeah. Now you guys dance over there, you guys over there, and I want you two right around here, and everyone else spread out.
Ross: Uh, Im going to take off.
Ross: Well, Im, uh, going to pick up Mona. What have you got going tonight?
Rachel: Uh.... its Emma.
Ross: Anyway, so, uh, so what is it?
Joey: Uh How long have we known each other?
Ross: Yeah, I kind of uh, have something else planned for you guys.
Monica: Something went wrong with Underdog, and they couldn't get his head to inflate. So anyway, um, his head is like flopping down Broadway, right, and I'm just thinking... how inappropriate this is. Um, I've got something in my eye, uh, Joey, could we check it in the light, please?
Joey: But what if uhand Im not saying she will beBut
Ross: Well, uh, does she like you?
Ross: Uh yeah sure. (Enters.)
Ross: Well, I tell you what. Why dont we uh, why dont we just stay here? Lets not see a movie, well just hang.
MNCA: She's just upset because she, uh, she buttered a spider into her toast this morning.
Ross: Yeah, it's his, uh, innate Alan-ness that-that-that we adore.
Joey: (entering) Oh uh, hey Pheebs. Uh yknow what? Ill-Ill come back later. (He goes to leave but runs into Ross whos entering.)
Joey: We dont need that wizard guy. We hit a couple of clubs, talked to some strangers, and uh, after this, well head down to the docks and see about that boat thing.
Rachel: I, uh, think you already are.
Joey: Oh! (Pulls up his pants.) Sorry. Uh, Ive got those plans with Phoebe, why?
Joey: Uh.. <forgetting what the work thing was, rolls up his sleeve on his right arm and shows Phoebe, she looks>
Ross: So, um- so how's this, uh, how's this gonna work? Y'know, with us? Y'know, when, like, important decisions have to be made?
CHANDLER: Phoebs, let me ask you something, were, were these, uh, funny brownies?
Phoebe: Uh huh. (Closes door)
Joey: Uh, well yeah-yeah, I've got all of that going on. Yeah, listen uh, I want you to make sure you tell Chandler that he couldn't have been more wrong! Uh-oh! I gotta go Monica, my uh, my sushi's here!
Ross: Uh, double latte, extra foam.
Ross: (wiping his brow) Ah...ooh! Well, looks like, uh, we kicked your butts.
Chandler: Look, I appreciate it, but uh, its a little creepy. Yknow? Im not a bachelor anymore.
Ross: Hey uh, I brought you some lunch.
Joey: (panicked) Uhhh.. y'know what? Forget about me. Let's, uh... let's give you another turn.
Rachel: Uh! Its horrible!
Ross: Uh no, no just-just that he is a great guy.
Joey: Oh uh, me and Ross can be the judges.
Ross: Uh, yeah, I ah, I also need two.
Monica: Hi. Uh, my friend here was taking down our Christmas lights, and and she fell off the balcony and may have broken her foot or or ankle or something.
Ross: Uh, what?
Monica: Uh, no. Loosely translated 'We should do this again' means 'You will never see me naked'.
Ross: Well uh, yknow what? Even if she doesnt know anything, I do! I have a son. And his mother and I didnt live together, and whenever he was with me I took care of him all the time, by myself.
Joey: So did you uh, happen to catch my toast up there?
Ross: Uh Dad, Emmas in the nursery. Ill take you now. If you want, but (To Rachel) I really want to talk to you.
Ross: (stunned) (thinks) Well uh
Cashier: Do you uh, want these things delivered Mr. and Mrs. Geller?
JOEY: Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. We live in the building by the uh sidewalk.
Ross: Uh Rach?
Rachel: (seeing him) Wow! H-umm! Hi! Yes, uh Im sorry the models are actually down the hall.
Ross: But I-I was going to see if yknow, maybe you uh, start dating again but thatI mean that-that was all, Rach.
Joey: These new kids, they never last. Sooner or later, they all...stop lastin'. Listen, uh, what do you say I buy you that cup of coffee now?
Joey: Sure. What? About uh, you showering with your mom?
Chandler: Oh, yeah. (Starts to take it off and then realizes) Uh, no you cant have my jacket! Because then I would be cold! If you thought that you were going to be cold, you shouldve brought your own jacket. But uh, other than that, are you okay? Are you okay?
Rachel: (startled) Ahh, hi! Hi! Melissa, whats up? Im just uh, about to umm, go out to the store to get some stuff to put in my backpack. Yknow, like dried fruit and granola and stuff. Whats up? (She has put on the backpack.)
Joey: Uh, for your information, since they hired a very hot weather girl.
Ross: Uh yes! Thank you.
Chandler: Well, I like that idea. Obviously! I was thinking maybe-maybe-maybe it could be a game room, yknow? I mean you can buy old arcade games like uh, like Space Invaders and Asteroids for $200, the real ones! The big-big ones!
Joey: (standing behind her) Uh, you gotta press the button. (Does so.)
Man: Oh uh, up or down?
Ross: Ok, I gotta say. I mean, it means so much to me that you guys are coming all the way over there to hear me do my speech! UH! And I've a surprise, uh... I had to pull some strings but I was able to get everyone passes to the entire conference! That's right! (he gives them their passes) This babies will get you into all the paleontology lectures and seminars.
Rachel: Hey, hows hows the uh, miracle chair?
Ross: Uh Rach
Joey: Uh, well hes 33.