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Ross: Oh, you could just go uh, "greatest of ease (plays air guitar) BAH-bah-bha-bhannn." Then go right into it.
Ross: Wow! Thanks, you guys. Thats uhohhh, I wanna, I wanna play you another piece! Umm! Uh-oh! I left my uh, helicopter sounds on another disk. Ill be right back! Okay? (Runs to fetch them) This is so nice, ImI am so (starts to break up and leaves)
Chandler: Uh yes, but uh, I just watch it for the articles.
Chandler: No-no, hes not back yet, but hell be here any minute. So uh, come on in. Have a seat. Bow or stern?
Kathy: I uh, dont really have a preference. You?
Chandler: So I guess its just uh, you and me then.
Joey: Listen uh, Im really sorry, it looks like Im gonna be stuck here for a while. I got the transmission fluid, but when I went to put it in the car, the transmission wasnt there!
Joey: Listen uh, could you put Kathy on, I wanna apologize.
Kathy: (on phone) Hey. (listens) Oh no its fine, dont worry about it. (listens) Yeah-no, stop apologizing, its okay. (listens) Yeah! Ill talk to you tomorrow. (hangs up) (to Chandler) I should uh, probably go.
Chandler: Wait the uh, the kiss or the situation?
Ross: Oh, thanks, thanks. So Monica tells me that uh, you dont want to play anymore because me and y'know my talent. Is that true?
Chandler: Its-its about Kathy. Umm, uh, I like her. I like her a lot actually.
Chandler: Oh uh, when?
Chandler: Yes, but I-I uh, dont have too.
Joey: No-no-no, no its uh, its okay.
Chandler: See uh, thats-thats actually what I wanted to talk to you about. I-I think I know who the other guy is.
Joey: Hey Monica its Joey. Listen uh, Phoebe and I smell gas comin from your apartment.
Joshua: Need uh, need a little hand there.
Rachel: Go-go-go-go, come on! (Ross goes over to the counte) (to Chandler) So uh, what did you find out?
Chandler: Thank you, Mister Drunken Gambler! Okay, you get this and uh, we get the biggest suite in the place! (Everyone cheers) Wait-wait-wait-wait! We (motions to Monica and him.) get the biggest suite in the place.
Monica: Uh, so anyway, we thought one of you could read something during the ceremony.
Ross: (not wanting to tell her) Uh-oh, uh-oh, the laundry's done. It's, uh, it's a song. The laundry song that we sing. (singing) Uh-oh the laundry's done, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Joey: Oh uh, hey. Not as good as this guy! (Grabs Ross around the shoulders.) He brought Twizlers!
Rachel: Uh, I will see you... and I'll raise you. (throws chips in pot) What do you say... want to waste another buck?
Monica: Uh, so, uh, Rach, uh... do you wanna save this wrapping paper, I mean, it's only a little bit torn... so are you gonna go for it with Ross or should I just throw it out?
Joshua: Nice uh, costume.
Ross: So uh, Emily just went to the airport.
Joey: Uh, yeah, okay. Except I sorta felt like I needed a couple of seconds to get ready.
Joshua: Nothing I uh, its just that I know that theyre still out there.
Joshua: Oh yeah, yeah uh, its down the hall and uh, second door to your left.
Ross: Rach, do you uh, are you gonna separate those?
RICHARD: Uh, in the future, if I could see the schedule beforehand...
Ross: Thats okay. Shes still in there enjoying her fake party and uh, its too late to do any of the things I had planned, so
Ross: Uh, don't you think that would be a little weird? I mean, two guys in a romantic inn...
MR A: Oh, no, please, I spent most of mid-morning trying to stand up. Now uh, what can I do for you, my dear?
Chandler: Okay, you guys uh, you guys pick first
Chandler: Uh, are you crazy? Are you insane? If you live with Phoebe, you two are gonna be y'know, live-living together!
Chandler: Oh yeah, then uh, what was Phoebes song about?
Ross: Hey, do uh, do you have a minute?
Rachel: Huh, well maybe it uh, it changed.
Chandler: So uh, what are you in for?
Rachel: Uh Pheebs, we just actually kinda wanted to be alone.
Monica: Uh, you left out the stupid part.
Rachel: (reading a tag) This one is uh Paul ONeil.
CHANDLER: I will have the uh, Cajun catfish.
Chandler: Y'know what, hes right. Theres something like uh, ammonia in that, that like kills the pain.
EDDIE: I got a little surprise, look. There's a new fishie. I named him uh, Chandler, you know, after, after you.
Ross: I got tenure. I didn't win the lottery... Hey Rach, so uh... how did your thing go?
Joey: Uh, I scratched it on the ATM machine down on the corner.
RACHEL: I'm off my break now so uh, um here you take this [hands back Ben] and um, I am gonna go pour these very nice people some coffee. Ok. Oh look at that, I don't have a pot. I don't have a pot. Well, hey, maybe I've got one at home, or in Scarsdale. Hey is that a door? [leaves]
Joey: Right. (clears his throat) Dja bu bu Claude. Uh, c'est la pu les la lu blah bloo.
Ross: It's, uh... it's endearing, really.
Joey: So uh, hey, that uh, that wedding ring, huh? Man, thats nice!
Joey: Uh, can I talk to you for a second, over there?
ROSS: They, uh, were infected. He wouldn't have made it.
Danny: I'd love to ask you in, but uh, my sister's visiting and I think she's asleep on the couch.
Ross: Uh actually Joey, its the Cretasous period.
ROSS: Well, OK, I uh, I have to. I can't deal with this right now. I mean, I've uh, y'know, I've got a cab, I've got a girlfriend, I'm... I'm gonna go get a cat.
Ross: (turning around.) Umm, uh, I was just telling the guys
Ross: So uh, have a great time down there.
Richard: Its so great seeing you guys again. Id like to make a toast. (Everyone raises their glasses) Uh, as a poet once said, "In the sweetness of friendship, let there be laughter and sharing of pleasures for in the due of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed."
ROSS: Yeah, c'mon I mean I though, you know, I thought we're just foolin' around. Like when, uh, when we were kids.
Chandler: Oh yes, yes, we could play some other game... like, uh, I don't know... Pictionary?
Ross: (mouths "where?") Uh... Oh hey, do you, uh (steps on some garbage and falters) ...do you have any, um, Cinnamon Fruit Toasties?
JOEY: Uh, listen Phoebs, I know you're not goin' in there but do you think it'd be alright if I went in and used his bathroom? Oh, that's fine, never mind. Cool, snow, kinda like a blank canvas.
JOEY: Hey, uh, why don't you read it to her?
Joey: Hey-hey-hey-hey, I can help you decide who should do it! Yeah, we could have like uh, like an audition and see how youd handle maid of honor type situations.
Joey: Okay uh, look I know youre a great actor, okay? And you play all those Shakespeare guys and stuff
ROSS: Uh, aside from that, the whole evening was pretty much a bust.
RADIO: Uh, we've just gotten a call from Rachel, and she told us what Ross did. It's pretty appalling, and Ross, if you're listening, I don't wanna play your song anymore. Why don't we devote our time to a couple that stands a chance? Avery, Michelle's sorry she hit you with her car and she hopes you two will work it out.
Joey: Uh, some of her friends, yeah.
Chandler: Gunther, can I get another cup of coffee, please? (Gunther starts to pour him another cup.) So uh, what do you do when youre not working here?
Rachel: Okay, well this is all very impressive Hilda, um I just have one last question for you. Uh, how did I do? Was this okay?
Joey: This right here is where I keep the pizza. (He points to the chair.) And uh thats where the napkin is. (Points to the floor next to the chair.)
Joey: Uh, okay, Pheebs?
Rachel: Okay. Oh wait! One more thing umm, do-do we still need to uh settle the question of "us?"
Tom: I'm gonna go talk to uh, a friend.
Conan: You uh, youve worked withThey always say a performer should never work with pets or children.
Rachel: Well uh, his answering machine was very understanding. Ugh. I feel blue.
Dan: Uh, bye Monica.
Joey: Uh, Pheebs, you're leaking?
Ross: Uh, Rach, do you want me to shuffle those?
Monica: Oh. Thank you. Ohhh, thank you very much. Oh, thank you for coming. (Theres a knock on the door.) Uh, just a second!
Ross: So uh, Rach? Does it, does it feel weird around here now? Y'know since I've been away at college.
Ross: So, uh, this guy, she used to go out with, is, uh is he a good guy?
Pete: Uh, absolutely, yeah, sEnd her in. (Monica enters) Hi.
The Casting Director: (entering) Okay uh, we have narrowed it down to Raymond, Ben, Kyle, and Joey. The rest of you, thank you very much.
Ross: Hey, theres uh, some people outside, askin about candy.
Ross: Well we-we dont know for sure. But in my head it-it sounded something like this. (He makes a high pitched noise and Alan doesnt know what to make of it.) Of course, this is just conjecture. Okay, thats uh, thats all for today. (Everyone starts to get up.) Uh Mr. Morse, can I see you for a moment?
Chandler: Yep! And! A beautiful woman agreed to go out with me. (Theyre stunned.) Joey wanted to ask her out, but uh, she picked me.
Ross: Yeah y'know what? Maybe-maybe you didn't mess up your audition because you suck, maybe you messed up because you care more about uh, your godson.
David: I'm sorry, uh... I just wish I could make her forget about Mike already, you know... Why did Phoebe and Mike break up?
Ross: (To Phoebe) Hey Pheebs! How's that uh, vegetarian pizza working out for ya? You and those vegetables have a real thing going on, huh?
Chandler: Uh, hey!
Ross: Okay, I uh, I can't see you anymore.
Monica: Uh-huh, but I'm sure you can handle this. I mean, I have won awards for my organizational skills, but, uh, I'm sure you'll do fine.
VAN DAMME: Perhaps, uh, the three of us, just could. . .
Chandler: Well yeah! But now that I know that youre having these thoughts, Im back to panic, anxiety, and uh Im definitely gonna need some kind of sports drink.
Richard: Hey Joey, could you uh, go through these lines with me? (Hes holding a script.)
Phoebe: Uh, it's a piece of paper and it says, "Ross" on it.
Monica: Well uh, Im trying to make something for Joey. Do you mind if I raid your fridge?
Joey: Yeah. Uh, does this mean there's nothing to eat?
Joey: Well uh, I went down there and told him that no one treats my friends like that and that hed better come up here and apologize. Ill see you later. (Starts to leave)
Joey: Well uh, I don't know about who's here, but I can tell you for damn sure who's not here and that's Rachel!!
Ross: So uh, where's Monica?
Chandler: Uh, Ross?
CHANDLER: Oh, uh, he's not here right now, uh, I'm Chandler, can I take a message, or, or a fishtank?
Ross: Uh, in her defense, shes right. I am stronger. I would destroy you.
Chandler: Look, uh, just come later, we'll get everything squared away and you can come back later.
Joey: Uh, wow, you just said a bunch of stuff I didnt know there.
CHANDLER: OK, well that's the part where I'm a wank. But I was hoping we wouldn't focus on that. [Joey goes to his room and shuts the door] Hey, c'mon man, I said I was sorry like a hundred times, I promise I will never take it off my. . . [notices the bracelet is missing from his wrist] wrist. But if, if you want to stay in there and be mad, you know, you just uh, you stay in there. [he starts searching the room, lifting up the couch cushions]
Rachel: We just uh, we just met at the newsstand. We both grabbed for the last Field & Stream. (Chandlers shocked.) What? I read that.
PHOEBE: Oh, thanks. I couldn't uh...
Rachel: Uh well, uh this is a silent auction. They lay out all the stuff here and then you write down your offer and then the highest bid gets it.
Rachel: Okay uh, but before you do that. I-I, I need you to talk to me.
Ross: Ugh. Well, were just gonna have to jump. (Joey looks at him.) Yeah. Now, were gonna have to make sure to land to the right of that patch of ice, okay? Not hit the dumpster on the other side and uh, and try to avoid that-that weird brownish red stuff in the middle. So, when you get down there you go up to the roof and you let me in.