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Joey: I do. Theres uh, lets see, Guy With a Mustache, Smokes-A-Lot Lady, Some Kids Ive Seen, and A Red-haired Guy Who Does Not Like To Be Called Rusty.
Chandler: Well, either that or uh (Motions towards Joeys door.)
Joey: Uh well yeah, that was the plan, but by the time I got to it there was only a couple of pieces left!
Ross: Mine stole my newspaper! Its like a crime wave!! (Monica runs to make more candy.) Pheebs, you uh, you got a second.
Ross: Yeah, ever since you uh, told me that story about that bike I-I couldnt stop thinking about it. I mean, everyone should have a-a first bike, so
Rachel: Umm, I said I thought you were a good kisser, and uh, and that I like your tiney-tiny touchie.
Rachel: Well, it gets worse. When asked if you take initiative I wrote, "Yes, he was able to unhook my bra with minimal supervision," and under Problems with Performance I wrote, "Dear God, I hope not," and then uh, then I drew a little smiley face, and then a small pornographic sketch.
Monica: Oh yeah! I saw her walkin it down the street the other day. She had uh, these flowers in the basket. It was so cute.
Ross: Pheebs you uh you do know how to ride a bike dont you?
Ross: Hey, theres uh, some people outside, askin about candy.
Mr. Zelner: Hello Rachel, you uh, got a minute?
Mr. Zelner: Uh actually, Id like to speak with both of you.
Rachel: Okay. Uh, well can we, can we get you anything Mr. Zelner? Maybe some chocolates? (Holds up the box.)
Tag: (interrupting) Uh Mr. Zelner, Im the one who filled in that evaluation.
Mr. Zelner: Yeah, its not like I dont have a sense of humor, huh? Hell, I even enjoy a naughty limerick now and then. But theres a time and a place, huh?! Unless you uh, have a limerick right now? (They both nod no.) No? Okay, well uh, youve (Grabs the chocolates.) got my fax number. (Exits.)
CHANDLER: So, uh, how was he?
ROSS: Y-ello. No, Rachel's not here right now, can I take a message? Alright, and how do we spell Casey, is it like at the bat or and the Sunshine Band? OK, bye-bye. Hey, who's this uh, this Casey?
MONICA: Uh, wait, backstage?
MONICA: Uh, good.
Ross: Oh, you-you sure? (She nods yes.) Okay. (To the girl) Okay. So whats uh, whats your name.
Rachel: Well said. And a uh good example of the fun I was referring to uhh, but I just think Im past the point where I think I can yknow, just have fun.
Joey: Uh, hang out?! How long?
Ross: Yeah, we tried them all. We went for a walk, uh we tried a special tea, caster oil, spicy food nothing has worked.
ROSS: Uh huh.
Rachel: So uh, heard you had some fun with Tag last night.
MR. GELLER: Uhh, naa, no no no, I, I must be thinking of someone else, uh, maybe me. Don't you have some folding to do? Go fold dear. Fold. You fold. [shuffles her into her room]
Ross: I just wanted to tell you something before you heard it from someone else and I hope this isn't too weird, but uh, I had uh, a thing with Janice. (He laughs, his real laugh this time.) What you're-you're not mad?
Joshua: Yeah, well, it wouldve been, but uh, my parents just moved here.
Rachel: It's not! I'm defrosting a chicken. (Pause) Oh, I uh sold Mrs. Whiskerson.
ROSS: Wha... you're uh, you're, you're over me?
Shelley: I dunno, uh... you just have a-a...
Chandler: Yeah, listen, Joey isn't gonna be here tonight so why don't you come over and I'll let you uh, feel my bicep. Or maybe more.
Ross: Nothing! Theres nothing to do! I mean, she lives there, I live here. I mean, she-shed have to uh, move here. She should move here!
Chandler: Yknow uh, I didnt actually do this.
Monica: Uh, ah. Unless you wanna stay over? I mean, I'm going to, so...
RACH: Did uh, Ross call?
ROSS: Well, uh.
Chandler: No. But uh, Joey has, and I usually talk to them in the morning time.
ROSS: I am, uh, I am...
Joey: No reason, Im just saying that uh Thats where Ill be.
ROSS: Uh, actually mom, I think Monica thanked him for the both of us.
JOEY: Hey, uh, you can't recycle yearbooks, can you?
TERRY: Uh, Rachel, sweetheart, could I see ya for a minute?
Joey: Well, you gotta give him something that he cant say no too. Like uh, Knicks tickets! Invite the guy to a Knicks game, youre guaranteed hell say yes!
Ross: Uh... to the bathroom.
Joey: Yeah. Listen uh, Id prefer it if you didnt call me Joey. Since I dont know anyone here, I thought itd be cool to try out a cool work nickname.
ROSS: Julie. Julie. That. Oh God. Julie, right. OK, I need to lie down. No, ya know, I'm gonna stand. I'm gonna stand, I'm gonna walk, I'm walkin' and I am standing. OK so you uh, and now wha... and now, now, now you're over me?
Ross: So uh, he seems like a nice guy.
CAROL: We're uh, we're getting married.
MR. TREEGER: [to Rachel who is standing under mistletoe] So, uh, is this, uh, mistletoe?
ROSS: You uh, you don't believe in gravity?
Joey: Uh, take a look at the guys pants! I mean, I know you told us to show excitement, but dont you think he went a little overboard?
Joey: Uh Look Rach (Ross enters.) Hey Ross is here! Hey look! Its my good friend Ross. Hey Ross.
Ross: Uh, Pheebs, while were hovering around the subject. I just have to say dinosaurs, they-they dont go, rrroof!
Chandler: No. I mean I believe that uh, certain people are more suited for each other and I believe in falling in love, but soul mates, I dont think they exist.
Joey: Yeah well thats because uh I stayed in my room. Yeah, you dont want to look in my hamper.
Ross: Monica, uh Dad called this morning and ah, Aunt Silvia passed away.
Phoebe: Oh. Uh, I'm on. (picks up the phone)
Ross: Yknow what? I think I can take care of myself, Ill talk to you later. Good-bye. (Hangs up the phone and turns to find Jill sitting really close to him.) Whoa! Uh, that was your sister actually. She-she thinks that youre just using me.
Drew: Hold on, yknow I just got a box of Cubans, maybe I bring them by your office around uh, five?
Ross: A hundred?! Well, I-I guess Ill take aMona, uh I-Im not sure about the whole uh, card thing.
Joey: Anyway, it uh look itll just take me a while to get over her, thats all. Im not even sure how to do that, I mean Ive never been in love before so
Phoebe Sr.: Well, I dont know. I mean its not like we dont have anything in common. I mean I like uh, pizza.
Rachel: Uh Ross? You asked me that.
ROSS: Uh, actually, we're getting a cat.
CHANDLER: Uh, yes, yes it is.
Chandler: Oh hey. Id shake your hand but uh; Im really into the game. Plus, I think itd be better for my ego if we didnt stand right next to each other.
Joey: Uh, waiter, one more plate of chicken wings over here.
ROSS: Oh really? What uh, what does he want with her?
Chandler: Uh, Joey's having an embolism, but I'd go for a Nip, y'know?
Chandler: (interrupting in the nick of time) Joey, I uh! I can't believe this is how I'm spending my anniversary.
Ross: Im a professor here uh, Ross Geller.
Monica: Hey. Okay, so umm, since that video camera thing didn't work out uh, I thought that I would give you just a little preview. (Hands him a Polaroid.)
RACHEL: So, uh, how was your day?
MONICA: Uh, I don't know, butter, eggs, flour, lime, kiwi--
MONICA: Uh, hello.
RACHEL: Yeah well, you know what, so is uh, Sorentino's.
Emily: (on answering machine) Hello Ross? It's Emily. (Rachel runs back into the room with the tequila.) I know this is out of the blue but uh, I'm getting married tomorrow. Well, maybe I am. I keep thinking about you and I'm wondering if-if we made a mistake giving up so fast. Are you thinking about me? Of course you're not, but if you are, call me tonight. Okay, bye.
Rachel: Oh well actually gonna use a nanny and uh, I dont even have a housekeeper.
RUSS: Are you a, uh, friend of Rachel's?
Chandler: Oh. Oh right! Right! Because youre still seeing him and uh, hes a good guy. I mean, I remember a time when (He fakes falling asleep.)
Rachel: Uh, look Ross, this really isn't easy.
Chandler: Well, this is fascinating. So, uh, what is it about me?
Joey: Okay look Rach, I know this is a lot. You dont have to say anything. You-you uh, you take as much time as you need. (Long pause as Rachel says nothing.) Okay, you gotta say something!
Chandler: (motioning with his hands) Im not worried, Im uh, Im fascinated. Yknow its like uh, Biology! Which is funny because in high school I uh, I-I failed Biology and tonight Biology failed me. (Exits as Phoebe enters from her room with her guitar.)
Chandler: Okay uh, for now, temporarily, you can call me, Clint.
Joey: So you uh, nervous about getting married?
MNCA: Well, uh, I ate some.
Amy: Uh.. To name a few. You know.. You know.. You've just always been like this. You just have to have everything. And I couldn't have anything. Like in junior high, when you stole Timmy from me. I mean, do you even realize how much that hurt me?
Monica: (entering quickly) Shes a hooker! Shes a hooker! Shes a (Stops as she sees her.) Hi! Uh, we spoke on the phone. (Goes and shakes the hookers hand.)
Ross: Oh, come on, every first time mother feels that way. Youllyoure gonna pick it up. (Rachel doesnt believe that.) Hey! You will! Uh look, yknow when you first came to the city? You were this spoiled helpless little girl who-who still used daddys credit card. Do you remember?
DR. REMORE: Well then, uh, I uhh, guess that's me. Anyone else need to go on the elevator? Dr. Horton, Dr. Wong?
Ross: So, uh, this guy, she used to go out with, is, uh is he still in love with her?
Barry: We can, we can go to Aruba! When I went there on what would have been our honeymoon, it was, uh... it was really nice. You would've liked it.
JOEY: But uh, uh, what about uh, Ross and uh. . .?
Ross: Really?! So what would you say Pheebs? Stuff like uh, "Keep your mitts off my grub?"
RACHEL: Ok, I will have the uh, (whispers) side salad.
Joey: Ross good, I'm uh glad you're here. I wanna talk to you about something.
Joey: Now dad, you'll be in my room, Ronni uh, you can stay in Chandler's room.
Joey: So, did you uh, find anyone to marry you guys yet?
EDDIE: Uh, sure, why not.
RICHARD: Uh, you guys see me as a dad?
Ross: Of course! Uh yeah, she and I would talk all the time in-in (Rachel pokes her head in and starts to look around) the laundry room. (Pushes Rachel out of the way.)
EDDIE: Uh, yes.
Chandler: Oh! Uh, yeah! Is this a cold pizza talk or a leftover meatloaf talk?
Joey: Uh hey look uh Ross, look I think we need to talk about before.
Joey: Shhh! Not so loud, we don't wanna wake up, uh...
CHANDLER: So uh, which one is mine?
Joey: Listen also were uh, were watching the game here Saturday night, if people want to come over.
Carol: Uh, I don't think she's in the bathroom. Her coat is gone.
CAROL: Uh, no, Susan and me.
Kristen: I I uh, actually just moved from four blocks over.
Woman: Ross Geller, why do I know that name? Its uhWait! (Grabs his book off of the shelf.) Did you write this?
Rachel: Rachel Green's office!! Give me that phone! (takes the phone) Hello, this is Rachel Green, how can I help you? Uh huh ... ok then ... I'll pass you back to your son (gives phone to Gavin)
CHANDLER: Well, ye, yes, actually, but, uh, they were my Aunt Edna's, and there were three of us in there.