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Joey: I do. Theres uh, lets see, Guy With a Mustache, Smokes-A-Lot Lady, Some Kids Ive Seen, and A Red-haired Guy Who Does Not Like To Be Called Rusty.
Chandler: Well, either that or uh (Motions towards Joeys door.)
Joey: Uh well yeah, that was the plan, but by the time I got to it there was only a couple of pieces left!
Ross: Mine stole my newspaper! Its like a crime wave!! (Monica runs to make more candy.) Pheebs, you uh, you got a second.
Ross: Yeah, ever since you uh, told me that story about that bike I-I couldnt stop thinking about it. I mean, everyone should have a-a first bike, so
Rachel: Umm, I said I thought you were a good kisser, and uh, and that I like your tiney-tiny touchie.
Rachel: Well, it gets worse. When asked if you take initiative I wrote, "Yes, he was able to unhook my bra with minimal supervision," and under Problems with Performance I wrote, "Dear God, I hope not," and then uh, then I drew a little smiley face, and then a small pornographic sketch.
Monica: Oh yeah! I saw her walkin it down the street the other day. She had uh, these flowers in the basket. It was so cute.
Ross: Pheebs you uh you do know how to ride a bike dont you?
Ross: Hey, theres uh, some people outside, askin about candy.
Mr. Zelner: Hello Rachel, you uh, got a minute?
Mr. Zelner: Uh actually, Id like to speak with both of you.
Rachel: Okay. Uh, well can we, can we get you anything Mr. Zelner? Maybe some chocolates? (Holds up the box.)
Tag: (interrupting) Uh Mr. Zelner, Im the one who filled in that evaluation.
Mr. Zelner: Yeah, its not like I dont have a sense of humor, huh? Hell, I even enjoy a naughty limerick now and then. But theres a time and a place, huh?! Unless you uh, have a limerick right now? (They both nod no.) No? Okay, well uh, youve (Grabs the chocolates.) got my fax number. (Exits.)
Joey: Oh. That is quite a situation. Uh, do you see any like, powder?
Rachel: Yeah fun? Great! So uh, so did you guys hit it off?
Phoebe: Everyone. Except for uh... no everyone.
Monica: Uh huh.
Ross: What, uh... what were you thinking?
Ross: I just Bamboozled Chandler! (Flexes in victory while everyone stares at him.) Which is not uh sexual thing. That was a quick shower.
Ross: Uh Phoebe, can I see you for a second?
Monica: Rach, theres something uh, important I have to tell you.
Mr. Tribbiani: (To Phoebe) What happened to the, uh, puppet guy?
Joey: Well to tell you the truth, they uh, (Pause) they had a problem with the bag!
Phoebe: Uh uh.
Joey: Uh, moist, yeah.
Chandler: A Speedo? Uh, I dont have a Speedo. Im gonna go pack my regular long bathing suit. (Goes into the bedroom.)
Ross: Hey I uh just picked up Ben from school
Paolo: Uh, Racquela tell me you massage, eh?
Ross: Ok ... (they leave the room, long pause) Well, uh, Joey, I guess we have no problem.
Chandler: Oh uh, as it turns out, we cant do it. Monica has to work.
Danielle: Listen uh, maybe we could get together later?
Joey: (entering) Hey uh Monica, I cant remember. Did we say we were gonna meet here or at the movies?
Monica: Listen, uh, you told me something that was really difficult for you. And I, I-I figured if you could be honest, then I can to.
Tom: Thanks... uh... I'm so sorry about Ross, it's...
Ross: Um uh Were-were just having this baby together but uh, uh thats all.
Rachel: Uh... I don't know.
Ross: Wow! This is very flattering, uh...
Rachel: Okay, I'm not just waitressing. I'm.. I, um... I write the specials on the specials board, and, uh... and I, uh... I take the uh dead flowers out of the vase... Oh, and, um, sometimes Artelle lets me put the little chocolate blobbies on the cookies.
Chandler: Uh, Yes. Yes. Ive just been going over your data here, and little thing, youve been post-dating your Friday numbers.
ROSS: Good, good, good. So, is uh, was your moustache, did, used to be different?
Ross: No, no, they will. I just... uh...
JOEY: Ok, uh, hey Richard, if you had an extra ticket to the Knicks game and you had to choose between a friend who smells and one who bruises you who would you pick?
Eric: Uh listen, I justI thought you should know I broke up with Ursula.
Monica: All right, all right. Maybe I can fit them in if I just do some rearranging. But uh, Rachel may actually have to sit at the bar!
JOEY: No no, uh, don't thank me for comin' in. Uh, at least let me finish. Uh, we could take the expressway but uh, this time of day you're better off taking the budge. You were goin' for the word bridge there weren't ya. I'll have a good day. [gets up and leaves]
Ross: Oh God, thank you! (Runs and gives all of them a group hug.) Umm, uh, Mr. Stevens Id like you to meet my friends uh, this is Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler.
Joey: Uh, de-clawing cats. Hey, tell ya what. Let me walk you home. Well stop by every news stand and burn every copy of their Times and the Post.
Joey: Uh, does it hurt?
Don: Uh, not really. But when it comes to cheese, Im one of the people who thinks the smellier the better.
The Casting Director: Okay, uh well, let's try one. Whenever you guys are ready. (Some dude puts down a couple bowls of soup in front of them.)
Susan: Uh huh.
Joey: Yeah, I uh weighted like 27 pounds when I was born so
CHANDLER: I, I'm sorry, I uh [unchains the door and opens it all the way] I already have a roommate. [Joey turns around in the leather recliner]
Monica: Well I-I talked to and uh, shes definitely going to have this baby. Yknow, she said she was gonna raise it on her own.
Ross: Yeah, see, we-we-we have to stop across the hall, because its my sister. But, uh, uh yknow actually, growing up with a sister was nice because it really helped me understand women. Yeah, you-you should tell your friends that.
Ross: Oh. Uh, by the way, if it makes you feel any better. I happen to like 8-year-old boys.
Rachel: Oh, I forgot this was in here. Umm, this was the uh garter that I was saving for my wedding and I wanted it to be Monicas something borrowed and its blue. (Starts to cry again.) Yeah
Joey: Huh. Okay. (Awkward silence.) So uh, I think Im gonna take off.
Joey: Great story! But, I uh, I gotta go, I got a date with Andrea--Angela--Andrea... Oh man, (looks to Chandler)
CHANDLER: Uh, Julie.
Ross: (sets Ben down) Well, it's not for sure but umm, we met this guy in the park who thought Ben was really cute--y'know, which he is--so umm anyhoo, he uh, he gave us his card and told us to bring him down for this commercial he's auditioning.
Ross: Uh, they don't like it when you correct their grammar.
Ross: No. No, uh, Phoebs? You can'tyou can't do...
CHANDLER: So, uh, how was he?
ROSS: Y-ello. No, Rachel's not here right now, can I take a message? Alright, and how do we spell Casey, is it like at the bat or and the Sunshine Band? OK, bye-bye. Hey, who's this uh, this Casey?
MONICA: Uh, wait, backstage?
MONICA: Uh, good.
Ross: Oh, you-you sure? (She nods yes.) Okay. (To the girl) Okay. So whats uh, whats your name.
Rachel: Well said. And a uh good example of the fun I was referring to uhh, but I just think Im past the point where I think I can yknow, just have fun.
Joey: Uh, hang out?! How long?
Rachel: So uh, heard you had some fun with Tag last night.
MR. GELLER: Uhh, naa, no no no, I, I must be thinking of someone else, uh, maybe me. Don't you have some folding to do? Go fold dear. Fold. You fold. [shuffles her into her room]
Ross: I just wanted to tell you something before you heard it from someone else and I hope this isn't too weird, but uh, I had uh, a thing with Janice. (He laughs, his real laugh this time.) What you're-you're not mad?
Rachel: It's not! I'm defrosting a chicken. (Pause) Oh, I uh sold Mrs. Whiskerson.
Shelley: I dunno, uh... you just have a-a...
Ross: Nothing! Theres nothing to do! I mean, she lives there, I live here. I mean, she-shed have to uh, move here. She should move here!
Ross: Yeah, we tried them all. We went for a walk, uh we tried a special tea, caster oil, spicy food nothing has worked.
ROSS: Uh huh.
Joshua: Yeah, well, it wouldve been, but uh, my parents just moved here.
ROSS: Wha... you're uh, you're, you're over me?
Chandler: Yeah, listen, Joey isn't gonna be here tonight so why don't you come over and I'll let you uh, feel my bicep. Or maybe more.
Chandler: Yknow uh, I didnt actually do this.
Monica: Uh, ah. Unless you wanna stay over? I mean, I'm going to, so...
ROSS: Well, uh.
RACH: Did uh, Ross call?
Chandler: No. But uh, Joey has, and I usually talk to them in the morning time.
Joey: No reason, Im just saying that uh Thats where Ill be.
ROSS: I am, uh, I am...
JOEY: Hey, uh, you can't recycle yearbooks, can you?
ROSS: Uh, actually mom, I think Monica thanked him for the both of us.
Ross: Uh... to the bathroom.
TERRY: Uh, Rachel, sweetheart, could I see ya for a minute?
Joey: Well, you gotta give him something that he cant say no too. Like uh, Knicks tickets! Invite the guy to a Knicks game, youre guaranteed hell say yes!
Joey: Uh, take a look at the guys pants! I mean, I know you told us to show excitement, but dont you think he went a little overboard?
Joey: Yeah. Listen uh, Id prefer it if you didnt call me Joey. Since I dont know anyone here, I thought itd be cool to try out a cool work nickname.
ROSS: Julie. Julie. That. Oh God. Julie, right. OK, I need to lie down. No, ya know, I'm gonna stand. I'm gonna stand, I'm gonna walk, I'm walkin' and I am standing. OK so you uh, and now wha... and now, now, now you're over me?
CAROL: We're uh, we're getting married.
Ross: So uh, he seems like a nice guy.
MR. TREEGER: [to Rachel who is standing under mistletoe] So, uh, is this, uh, mistletoe?
ROSS: You uh, you don't believe in gravity?
Joey: Uh Look Rach (Ross enters.) Hey Ross is here! Hey look! Its my good friend Ross. Hey Ross.
Ross: Monica, uh Dad called this morning and ah, Aunt Silvia passed away.
Chandler: No. I mean I believe that uh, certain people are more suited for each other and I believe in falling in love, but soul mates, I dont think they exist.
Ross: Uh, Pheebs, while were hovering around the subject. I just have to say dinosaurs, they-they dont go, rrroof!
Joey: Yeah well thats because uh I stayed in my room. Yeah, you dont want to look in my hamper.
Drew: Hold on, yknow I just got a box of Cubans, maybe I bring them by your office around uh, five?
Phoebe: Oh. Uh, I'm on. (picks up the phone)
Ross: Yknow what? I think I can take care of myself, Ill talk to you later. Good-bye. (Hangs up the phone and turns to find Jill sitting really close to him.) Whoa! Uh, that was your sister actually. She-she thinks that youre just using me.
Ross: A hundred?! Well, I-I guess Ill take aMona, uh I-Im not sure about the whole uh, card thing.
Monica: Hey. Okay, so umm, since that video camera thing didn't work out uh, I thought that I would give you just a little preview. (Hands him a Polaroid.)
Phoebe Sr.: Well, I dont know. I mean its not like we dont have anything in common. I mean I like uh, pizza.
ROSS: Uh, actually, we're getting a cat.
Chandler: Uh, Joey's having an embolism, but I'd go for a Nip, y'know?