words in movies
Joey: Well off the top of my head uhh, maybe shes having her cake and eating it too. You being the cake and Richard being the too. Or!
JOEY: Uhh, this is it, this is how we're gonna die. Ready?
Joey: Uhh, Monica?
Joey: Uhh, theyre tall.
Ross: All right. Uhh, international.
Monica: (Awkwardly.) Why would I care where Chandler is? You know uhh...You know sometimes I dont even like Chandler.
Chandler: Okay, I've been doing a lot of thinking about us, y'know a lot of uhh, us thinking. And uh, well I guess there's only one-one way to do this. (He slowly and awkwardly gets down on one knee.)
Brenda: Okay. Uhh, Im gonna go get the clothes from the laundry room now. And, when I come back Ill clean behind the refrigerator.
Ross: Uhh, yeah it would! Let's do it!
Ross: Oh. Uhh
Joey: Uhh .
ROSS: No, no, she's great and it's not like we haven't done anything. I mean, uh, uh, we, we do plenty of other stuff, lot's of other stuff, like uhh. . .
Joey: Uhh, I dont believe in these crazy diets yknow, just everything in moderation.
Ross: So uhh, you ready?
Joey: (entering) Uhh, hey. Where's the other guy?
Joshua: Uhh, yeah, I think Im going to take-off too.
Joey: And, uhh, maybe the watering can there.
Rachel: Uhh, no, no, it bothered me when he slept with other women.
Chandler: Uhh, Joey's grandmother is right there. (Points)
Chandler: Uhh, a T-shirt that says, "I dont belong here."
Ross: Dad dad, please! As I was saying umm, Im Dr. Ross Geller. Uhh, and Im the best man. And uh, this marriage is doubly special for me umm, because not only is the groom my best friend but uh, the bride is my little sister. And, shes the greatest sister a guy could ask for. So if youd all please join me in raising a glass to the, the couple were here to celebrate. (Everyone does so.) To the Bings.
Elizabeth: Uhh, I cant.
Rachel: Okay, uhh, I think Im going to run to the ladies room.
Joey: Uhh do it?
Joey: Uhh, the ball thing.
Estelle: Well, I think uhh, someone out there may have been bad mouthing you all over town.
Elizabeth: Ahh, I just have one problem left that I do not know how to solve. Uhh, Rachel maybe you want to come upstairs and help me figure it out?
ROSS: Oh OK. Well then why don't you, uhh, why don't you borrow it from mom and dad? You feel guilty and tense around them already. You might as well make some money off of them.
Joey: Uhh, look Katie, uh listen, we-we need to talk. Okay? Umm, look I like you. I-I really do, I like you a lot. Okay? But sometimes when you, when you playfully punch me like that it-it feels like someone's hitting me with a very tiny but very real bat.
Ross: Uhh, okay, its uh, Emily and I, we decided to uh, to get married.
CHANDLER: So, uhh, em, you want me to uh, give you a hand with the foosball table?
CAROL: Uhh, we know, he already did it last week.
Joey: Uhh, rub it?
Joey: Uhh, well Ive got an audition down the street and I spilled sauce all over the front of my shirt. (Removes his hand to reveal a huge sauce stain.) You got an extra one?
Guy: Uhh .
DELIVERY GUY: Uhh, I don't know, I just bring the scripts.
JOEY: Maybe he, uhh... drives his car on the other side of the road, if ya know what I mean.
Joey: Uhh, my stunt double. Yeah, and y'know, he's getting a little too familiar for my tastes.
Phoebe: Yeah, yknow what I noticed Rachel? He scares easy. Is that the kind of guy youd like to take to a ball? "Hey Sebastian, would you like to dance?" (Imitates him.) "Uhh, okayI gotta go!"
Rachel: Uhh, because Im trying to play hard to get. Oh, quick hes looking over here, say something funny.
Ross: Uhh, not much. You guys want to see a movie tonight?
Joey: All right. Uhh, okay. Our first contestant is Ross Geller. Why dont you tell us a little something about you Ross?
Joey: Uhh Pheebs, I heard that. Can you put him on?
Joey: Uhh, Chandler's not here.
Ross: Uhh, Pheebs' Grandmother just died.
Chandler: Wish it! (To the woman, Kathy, he likes) Hi. Hi, I-I was just sitting over there, and uhh, Chandler. My name is Chandler. Did I say that?
Alice: Uhh, we were just in the neighbourhood, so
ROSS: Uhh, hey look, I don't really enjoy being with other men that way. But, um, zoo dollars?
Monica: Umm, do you have any uhh, moves?
Joey: Uhh, look, your eyes still popping out a little, Im gonna go get some ice.
Chandler: Uhh. You are welcome.
Rachel: Uhh I think I just got engaged.
Chandler: Uhh, uh...
Chandler: Uhh, yeah. She uh, she uh, she uh might've mentioned him.
Minister: (Looking and feeling awkward. he looks towards Emily.) Uhh...Shall I go on?
Eric: Uhh, I wont take no for an answer.
Joey: Yeah, thats what I was afraid of.. Okay, uhh Look Janine I really want you to feel at home here, but some of this new stuff. Its too girly.
Joshua: Okay, thats-thats not funny. Uhh.
CHANDLER: I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry, I do, I do. I pity the fool that. . . [turns around and sees Joey] Hi. Hey man, we were just doin' some uhh, impressions over here. Do your Marcel Marceau. [Joey turns around and walks out without saying anything] That's actually good.
Ross: Uhh, yes I did but there isn't. Okay, here we go.
Ross: This-this is crazy! I can do this! All right, uhh, I bet I can get all 50 before dinner.
JOEY: Uhh, I'm guessing the threshold's clear now.
Joey: Uhh, 11!
Rachel: Oh, okay. Uhh, well lets see. (Grabs his hand.) Youre aboutwell uh, this one is large. And this one(Grabs the other hand.)
Monica: I need a few more things to make the margaritas. Uhh, I need some salt, some margarita mix, and tequila.
Rachel: Well umm, maybe we could uhh (Grabs the phone) Ah-ha! Too slow!!
Joey: (Looking around) Uhh do you happen to have a hot girl in there?
Joey: I don't know uhh (Pause as he thinks about it.) Well, I'm Joey. Yeah, I'm disgusting, I take my underwear off in other people's homes.
Chandler: Okay Bob listen uhh, Im the reason you didnt get the job up here.
Joey: Yeah. Sorry about that. (He walks away and knocks on the next door which is answered by a little girl.) Oh, hey little girl. Uhh, is-is your mommy, or sister, or babysitter by any chance a hot girl?
Joey: Thats right I stepped up! Shes my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, Id pee on anyone of you! Only, uhh, I couldnt. I got the stage fright. I wanted to help, but there was too much pressure. So-so I uh, I turned to Chandler.
Ross: Uhh, those are tacos.
ROSS: See what? I don't know what she sees in... innn that goober. And it takes him, what? Like... like... I don't know, uhh... uhhh, hello.... a... week, to get out a sentence.
CHANDLER: That thing, it's a uhh. . . yeah it's, it's a little flashy.
JOEY: [in a fake voice] Uhh, hello Miss Buffay. I know where your dog is. I want you to know that he'll be returned to you, almost as good as new, within, within 24 hours. Uh, goodbye. [hangs up]
Joey: Uhh, excuse me is there a Mr. Bowmont at this table?
Joey: Uhh, are you saying that you're not entirely happy about this?
Joey: Uhh, Pheebs, those are uh, those are Santa pants.
Joshua: Wow! Uhh, Rachel uhh, youre a real special lady, but my divorce isnt final yet and, and, and weve been on four days, so Im thinking "No, but thanks."
Rachel: Well, heres another question for ya. Uhh, do you know what that silver knob on the toilet does?
Ross: Uhh, it was okay. Yeah, it was fun.
Phoebe: Im, uhh, making up flyers trying to get new massage clients. So, can I come to Bloomingdales and use the copy machine.
Rachel: Umm, okay, I think I'm-I'm just gonna-just gonna say it. Just gonna say it. Uhh, (pause) I'm still in love with you Ross.
Ross: Ill be right there. (He goes over and opens the door to Carol, Susan, and Ben.) (To Ben.) Hello! (To Carol.) Hello! (To Susan.) Hey. Uhh, Emily, this is Carol and Susan.
Rachel: Okay, well then how about a handshake? (She goes to shake his hand but misses and touches his groin.) Oh God I'm sorry! Oh God, I'm sorry! I did not mean to touch thatI mean you there. There. Uhh, okay, so thank-thank you, I'm going to leave now thank you very much uh-huh, thank you soHey! I'll see you Monday! (Exits.)
Ross: Hi! Listen uhh, this cat belongs to a little girl. There are flyers all over the place.
Joey: Yeah, here we are. Uhh I I think Im falling in love with you.
MONICA: [looking at some kind of glass sculpture thing] Wow Joey, this is, uhh...
Joey: Okay, uhh, would you rather be too wet or too dry?
Joey: Uhh, thats not them. Im gonna go call the police.
Joey: Monicas chicken parm! Ill take care of it. (He picks up the phone) Hey Mr. Treeger, its Joey Tribbiani. Listen, I need to get into Monica and Chandlers apartment. Its an emergency. (Listens) Uhh, gas leak! Yeah oh, and bring garlic bread. (Hangs up.)
Rachel: Well said. And a uh good example of the fun I was referring to uhh, but I just think Im past the point where I think I can yknow, just have fun.
Ross: (entering) Hey! So, uhh, Amanda just-just dropped me off. Yeah, that's one of the things I love about her, she's...uh, she's old enough to drive. (to Monica) So uhh, I guess you're not going to mom and dad's tonight?
Ross: (making flinging gestures with hands) Oh, tell me, tell me, is everything, uhh....?
PHOEBE: Uhh, I can't stop thinking about it. It's just so hard. I just wanna grab all these houses and rub 'em all over my body. [Grabs a handful of the houses.]
Monica: Uhh, not much. Uh, work's good.
MR. GELLER: Uhh, naa, no no no, I, I must be thinking of someone else, uh, maybe me. Don't you have some folding to do? Go fold dear. Fold. You fold. [shuffles her into her room]
RACHEL: Huh-huh, no act--no, uhh, that, that is basil.
Phoebe: I just feel so, uhh.....
Mr. Zelner: (Sees that she has some ink on her lip from her pen.) Oh Rachel, uhh (He points to his lip to get her to notice the ink on hers.)
Joey: (in a funny voice) Yeah, so it turns out that it wasnt the hair straightener that started the fire. (Rachel prompts him on what to say next.) No-no, it was the candles. Its very not good leaving candles unattended. In fact, one of the first things they teach you in fire school is (Phoebe suddenly enters.) Uhh Uhh Okay. Well, I have to go now. (Phoebe leaves.)