words in movies
Joey: Well off the top of my head uhh, maybe shes having her cake and eating it too. You being the cake and Richard being the too. Or!
CHANDLER: Uhh, yes, absdolutely, um. Why again?
Frank: Uhh, yeah.
Joey: Uhh, do you mind sitting there. Im-Im saving this for my friend Ross.
Ross: Uhh, it was fun. We, we just had coffee.
Rachel: Y'know honey, umm, as uh, as flattered as I am that uh, you saw me first, uhh, I just, I-I don't think we should be cranking anything up.
RACH: Yeah... I, uhh... I have a... I have a date.
ROSS: No no, you're uh, you're my lobster. See um, lobsters, uhh, in the tank when, when they're old, uhh, they get with, uhh, they walk around holding the claws. In the tank, ya know, with, with the holding and. . . Uhh, Phoebs you wanna help me out with the, the whole lobster thing?
Chandler: Uhh, no-no thanks.
Joshua: Uhh, Rachel, my parents
STRANGER: Great. Uhh, just tell her her husband stopped by. [leaves flowers on bar]
Joshua: Huh. Oh, boy! (Sits down next to her.) Uhh, I-I dont wear suits to work, and I bought six of them from you.
Ross: Pheebs, youre talking about putting your body through an awful lot, I mean morning sickness, uhh, labour, and its all for somebody else!
Joey: Uhh, theyre tall.
Joey: Uhh, Monica?
Chandler: Uhh, no.
JOEY: Uhh, this is it, this is how we're gonna die. Ready?
Ross: All right. Uhh, international.
Brenda: Okay. Uhh, Im gonna go get the clothes from the laundry room now. And, when I come back Ill clean behind the refrigerator.
Chandler: Okay, I've been doing a lot of thinking about us, y'know a lot of uhh, us thinking. And uh, well I guess there's only one-one way to do this. (He slowly and awkwardly gets down on one knee.)
Monica: (Awkwardly.) Why would I care where Chandler is? You know uhh...You know sometimes I dont even like Chandler.
Ross: Oh. Uhh
Ross: So uhh, you ready?
Joey: Uhh, I dont believe in these crazy diets yknow, just everything in moderation.
Joey: Uhh .
ROSS: No, no, she's great and it's not like we haven't done anything. I mean, uh, uh, we, we do plenty of other stuff, lot's of other stuff, like uhh. . .
Ross: Uhh, yeah it would! Let's do it!
Joey: (entering) Uhh, hey. Where's the other guy?
Joshua: Uhh, yeah, I think Im going to take-off too.
Joey: And, uhh, maybe the watering can there.
Rachel: Uhh, no, no, it bothered me when he slept with other women.
Ross: Dad dad, please! As I was saying umm, Im Dr. Ross Geller. Uhh, and Im the best man. And uh, this marriage is doubly special for me umm, because not only is the groom my best friend but uh, the bride is my little sister. And, shes the greatest sister a guy could ask for. So if youd all please join me in raising a glass to the, the couple were here to celebrate. (Everyone does so.) To the Bings.
Chandler: Uhh, Joey's grandmother is right there. (Points)
Chandler: Uhh, a T-shirt that says, "I dont belong here."
Rachel: Okay, uhh, I think Im going to run to the ladies room.
Joey: Uhh, the ball thing.
ROSS: Oh OK. Well then why don't you, uhh, why don't you borrow it from mom and dad? You feel guilty and tense around them already. You might as well make some money off of them.
Joey: Uhh do it?
Elizabeth: Uhh, I cant.
Ross: Uhh, okay, its uh, Emily and I, we decided to uh, to get married.
Joey: Uhh, look Katie, uh listen, we-we need to talk. Okay? Umm, look I like you. I-I really do, I like you a lot. Okay? But sometimes when you, when you playfully punch me like that it-it feels like someone's hitting me with a very tiny but very real bat.
Elizabeth: Ahh, I just have one problem left that I do not know how to solve. Uhh, Rachel maybe you want to come upstairs and help me figure it out?
Estelle: Well, I think uhh, someone out there may have been bad mouthing you all over town.
Guy: Uhh .
CHANDLER: So, uhh, em, you want me to uh, give you a hand with the foosball table?
Joey: Uhh, rub it?
Joey: Uhh, well Ive got an audition down the street and I spilled sauce all over the front of my shirt. (Removes his hand to reveal a huge sauce stain.) You got an extra one?
Rachel: Uhh, because Im trying to play hard to get. Oh, quick hes looking over here, say something funny.
Joey: Uhh, my stunt double. Yeah, and y'know, he's getting a little too familiar for my tastes.
DELIVERY GUY: Uhh, I don't know, I just bring the scripts.
JOEY: Maybe he, uhh... drives his car on the other side of the road, if ya know what I mean.
CAROL: Uhh, we know, he already did it last week.
Phoebe: Yeah, yknow what I noticed Rachel? He scares easy. Is that the kind of guy youd like to take to a ball? "Hey Sebastian, would you like to dance?" (Imitates him.) "Uhh, okayI gotta go!"
Joey: Uhh, Chandler's not here.
Ross: Uhh, not much. You guys want to see a movie tonight?
Joey: All right. Uhh, okay. Our first contestant is Ross Geller. Why dont you tell us a little something about you Ross?
Joey: Uhh Pheebs, I heard that. Can you put him on?
ROSS: Uhh, hey look, I don't really enjoy being with other men that way. But, um, zoo dollars?
Joey: Uhh, look, your eyes still popping out a little, Im gonna go get some ice.
Ross: Uhh, Pheebs' Grandmother just died.
Monica: Umm, do you have any uhh, moves?
Alice: Uhh, we were just in the neighbourhood, so
Chandler: Wish it! (To the woman, Kathy, he likes) Hi. Hi, I-I was just sitting over there, and uhh, Chandler. My name is Chandler. Did I say that?
Rachel: Uhh I think I just got engaged.
Chandler: Uhh, uh...
Chandler: Uhh. You are welcome.
Eric: Uhh, I wont take no for an answer.
Minister: (Looking and feeling awkward. he looks towards Emily.) Uhh...Shall I go on?
Chandler: Uhh, yeah. She uh, she uh, she uh might've mentioned him.
CHANDLER: I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry, I do, I do. I pity the fool that. . . [turns around and sees Joey] Hi. Hey man, we were just doin' some uhh, impressions over here. Do your Marcel Marceau. [Joey turns around and walks out without saying anything] That's actually good.
Joshua: Okay, thats-thats not funny. Uhh.
Joey: Yeah, thats what I was afraid of.. Okay, uhh Look Janine I really want you to feel at home here, but some of this new stuff. Its too girly.
Ross: Uhh, yes I did but there isn't. Okay, here we go.
Ross: This-this is crazy! I can do this! All right, uhh, I bet I can get all 50 before dinner.
JOEY: Uhh, I'm guessing the threshold's clear now.
Joey: (Looking around) Uhh do you happen to have a hot girl in there?
Joey: Uhh, 11!
Rachel: Oh, okay. Uhh, well lets see. (Grabs his hand.) Youre aboutwell uh, this one is large. And this one(Grabs the other hand.)
Chandler: Okay Bob listen uhh, Im the reason you didnt get the job up here.
Rachel: Well umm, maybe we could uhh (Grabs the phone) Ah-ha! Too slow!!
Monica: I need a few more things to make the margaritas. Uhh, I need some salt, some margarita mix, and tequila.
Joey: Yeah. Sorry about that. (He walks away and knocks on the next door which is answered by a little girl.) Oh, hey little girl. Uhh, is-is your mommy, or sister, or babysitter by any chance a hot girl?
Joey: Thats right I stepped up! Shes my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, Id pee on anyone of you! Only, uhh, I couldnt. I got the stage fright. I wanted to help, but there was too much pressure. So-so I uh, I turned to Chandler.
Ross: Uhh, those are tacos.
ROSS: See what? I don't know what she sees in... innn that goober. And it takes him, what? Like... like... I don't know, uhh... uhhh, hello.... a... week, to get out a sentence.
JOEY: [in a fake voice] Uhh, hello Miss Buffay. I know where your dog is. I want you to know that he'll be returned to you, almost as good as new, within, within 24 hours. Uh, goodbye. [hangs up]
CHANDLER: That thing, it's a uhh. . . yeah it's, it's a little flashy.
Joey: Uhh, excuse me is there a Mr. Bowmont at this table?
Joey: Uhh, are you saying that you're not entirely happy about this?
Joey: I don't know uhh (Pause as he thinks about it.) Well, I'm Joey. Yeah, I'm disgusting, I take my underwear off in other people's homes.
Joshua: Wow! Uhh, Rachel uhh, youre a real special lady, but my divorce isnt final yet and, and, and weve been on four days, so Im thinking "No, but thanks."
Joey: Uhh, Pheebs, those are uh, those are Santa pants.
Ross: Uhh, it was okay. Yeah, it was fun.
Phoebe: Im, uhh, making up flyers trying to get new massage clients. So, can I come to Bloomingdales and use the copy machine.
Rachel: Well, heres another question for ya. Uhh, do you know what that silver knob on the toilet does?
Rachel: Umm, okay, I think I'm-I'm just gonna-just gonna say it. Just gonna say it. Uhh, (pause) I'm still in love with you Ross.
PHOEBE: Uhh, I can't stop thinking about it. It's just so hard. I just wanna grab all these houses and rub 'em all over my body. [Grabs a handful of the houses.]
MONICA: [looking at some kind of glass sculpture thing] Wow Joey, this is, uhh...
Joey: Okay, uhh, would you rather be too wet or too dry?
Joey: Uhh, thats not them. Im gonna go call the police.
Ross: Ill be right there. (He goes over and opens the door to Carol, Susan, and Ben.) (To Ben.) Hello! (To Carol.) Hello! (To Susan.) Hey. Uhh, Emily, this is Carol and Susan.