words in movies
Joey: Umm, can you do me a favor? I was talkin to my sister and she knows you work at Ralph Lauren
Phoebe: Well, I heard youre having a problem with one of the boys in your class. And so I thought I would just come down here and sit you both down, have a little talk and make it all okay. Now umm, the boys name is Stings son.
Phoebe: Yeah! Lets do that!! That-that sounds good. We should sit down and talk, just me, my lover Carol, and the Stings. Umm, how-how will I get in touch with them?
Phoebe: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Umm, could-could I get a copy of that? Cause Carol threw it out, she lost ours. Shes such a scatterbrain, but man what a hot piece of ass.
Phoebe: Umm, Im sorry. Wont-wont Jacks father be joining us?
Phoebe: Unless! Unless umm, okay I-I would be willing to go to the concert, umm, all the while thinking about the children of course.
Phoebe: Umm, Im talking about that which you already know but wont admit. You love her again; you re-love her!
Ross: (stopping quickly) Oh umm, theres also a book here by a woman named Wendy Bagina. (They both laugh, but stop when the hear moaning coming from the next aisle.) What is that?
Man: Umm, Frank Buffay.
Phoebe: Now I know that they said that the umm, the hair straightener started the fire but I think Im partly at fault. You see, I didnt, I didnt tell you but umm, but I-I had recently refilled the tissues and so yknow lets just face it, thats just kindling! So I think its better that I stay at Joeys.
Rachel: (entering) Hey! Umm, do you guys have any juice?
Rachel: Okay, umm, Im gonna get my sweater. (Walks away.)
Phoebe: Umm, Wethering Heights. I'm taking a literature class at the New School and I have to finish it for the first session tomorrow.
Monica: No its umm, more like a wrap. Okay so uh, Im gonna go guys.
Dr. Leedbetter: Umm, Ross. May I have a word with you?
Chandler: Well, I umm, I mean this is just off the top of my head now, umm but I have this friend. This actor friend and he would kill me if he thought I was doing this umm, but umm would it be possible for him to get an audition for your movie say on Thursday?
Monica: So guys, listen, I go over there, and umm...
Ross: Yeah, well my-my ex-wife and I share custody of Ben and umm, uh, and just so you know, Carol and I are on excellent terms as Im sure you are with your wife! (Realizes) Oh, Im sorry! (To Elizabeth) Its unbelievable!
Monica: He's not great umm, but he's dealing with it. Oh wait a minute, you're not gonna try
David: Umm, anyway Do you want to have dinner tonight?
Monica: Oh, I know! Umm, is it because he's always correcting people's grammar? Whom! Whom! Sometimes it's who!
Rachel: (sitting down) So umm, what's this book about?
Phoebe: Umm, thank you for meeting with me.
Rachel: Well umm, maybe we could uhh (Grabs the phone) Ah-ha! Too slow!!
Rachel: So umm, what time are you supposed to leave?
Ross: (noticing something) Actually umm (He turns Mr. Gellers head to look at Emma.)
Ross: Umm, no.
Rachel: And uh, yeah, I didnt really, I didnt want to say anything, but it kinda it just, it kinda kept coming back to me, and umm, remember we were in the casino and for some reason thought it would be funny to eat a lot of grapes. And uh, and I thought it would be funnier if we got married. So as a, as a compromise we decided first to get married, and then (Ross joins in) to eat a lot of grapes. So umm, sorry I got us into this mess.
Rachel: No, absolutely. Yknow like it was umm
Rachel: Umm, can I use your bathroom?
Monica: (not wanting to be left out, picks up something) Hey umm, whats this?
Ross: Okay, umm
Rachel: Umm, you-you and your sister seem to have umm, a very special bond, and
Melissa: Okay. (To Phoebe) Well, it was great meeting you. And uh Rachel, I-I dont think Ill be calling you (hails a cab) because umm, yknow youve gotten weird. (The cab pulls up.) Take care you guys.
Mona's Date: Oh umm, I-I dont know if I want to wear a womans shirt.
Ross: Umm, no. No.
Monica: Op, can I just tell you something? Very flattered but umm, Im engaged. (Points to her ring.)
Ursula: Wait! If umm, if you want to come, I guess thatd be okay.
Monica: Oh its umm, good! It's umm, its good, just here watering the plants.
Joey: No! No. Umm, just myself and if they dont like me for(Laughs.) Im sorry I couldnt even get through that.
Gunther: I thought you were Chandler. But umm, one of who is over there.
Monica: Ohh! Umm, Phoebe, I kinda need to talk to you about that. (Rachel excuses herself) Umm, well I-I-I think it might be time for me to take a step back from catering.
Chandler: Yeah umm, they're called wallets.
Ross: So umm, any word from Susan?
Phoebe: Okay. Oh umm, Chandler, Monica is looking for you.
Joey: Uhh, look Katie, uh listen, we-we need to talk. Okay? Umm, look I like you. I-I really do, I like you a lot. Okay? But sometimes when you, when you playfully punch me like that it-it feels like someone's hitting me with a very tiny but very real bat.
Ross: Aw, we-we are so (Motions that theyre connected.) So umm, well I-I-I like you and I-I love umm, yknow hanging out with you. And I mean-Im having a lot of fun. (He pauses and thinks there might be more, but decides there isnt.)
Phoebe Sr.: You do?! Wait, I like umm, the Beetles.
Rachel: Umm.
Elizabeth: Umm
Rachel: Umm, when were you gonna tell me that youre going out with Chip Matthews?
Alice: Right, not just that. Umm, even though we love each other as much as we do, none the less
Rachel: Uh, thank you Phoebe. Umm, well, what struck me most when reading Jane Eyre was uh, how the book was so ahead of its time.
Rachel: Yeah, and also we need more umm, drinks. Hold on a second. (Gets up but stumbles a little bit.) Whup, okay. (She makes it to the phone and picks it up, without dialing.) Hello! Vegas? Yeah, we would like some more alcohol, and y'know what else? We would like some more beers. Hello? Ohh, I forgot to dial!
Phoebe: Hi! Oh, Alice, hi! Thanks. Im so glad you could come, cause Ive got a real umm, Home Ec emergency. (Points to the table cloth, which has a huge mustard stain on it.)
Frank: Umm, its a lollipop and a uh, a home pregnancy test.
Rachel: Oh wow, uh okay, uh maybe. Umm, yes, I can do that!
Phoebe: Umm, a flea market?
Rachel: Well, like anything can be sexy. Like umm, oh-oh, like this dishtowel! (She grabs it and starts rubbing it on her cheek.) Ooh, ooh, this feels sooo good against my cheek! And-and if I feel a little hot, I can just dab myself with it. Or I can bring it down to my side and bring it through my fingers while I talk to him.
Rachel: Well that was umm Okay.
Ross: Ah, yeah, yeah. Umm, we started talking after she y'know, did her thing. And it turns out she's got a boy about Ben's age, so we're taking them to a gym-boree class. Why, is that okay?
Monica: See yeah umm, you kinda stole my thunder!
Ross: Umm, she kissed me.
Elizabeth: Oh! Sorry! Umm, I actually do need to talk to you.
Monica: Umm, I think I spoke too quickly. There-theres a learning curve with this job and maybe we can try it again.
Melissa: Umm, is Tag here?
Monica: Yeah! (They turn to the camera, and Chandler does The Face again.) All right, maybe you dont have to smile. Lets try something else. Lets try umm, try looking sexy.
Ross: Yeah-yeah, except Apollo 8 didnt actually land on the moon. But you-you-you could write that umm, your love lets me orbit the moon twice and return safely. (Apollo 8 was the first one that orbited the moon and the one that read the Christmas Story from the orbit of the moon on Christmas Eve, 1968. They also took the famous Earthrise picture of the Earth rising over the moon.)
Monica: Or if you want to kiss him, umm, you could use mistletoe.
Lauren: I used to umm, schedule my classes so I could watch Dr. Drake Remoray on Days of Our Lives.
Joey: Excuse me, Aaron? (The director turns around.) Hi! Umm, I have a little problem with the schedules. Originally, I wasnt supposed to work today, and I have this wedding that I really have to be at. Its my best friends, and Im officiating so I really cant work past four.
Rachel: YeahNo wait! Joey no wait it is. Its something. Its-its umm its my boss.
Joshua: Umm, that was really great, but I-I gotta take-off actually.
Rachel: Okay, it's missing something. Ooh, I know! Umm, okay. (Goes and grabs a bag, that looks like a purse, and shows it to Joey.)
Monica: Umm, can we see you ride it?
Ross: No, no, that-that, thats all right. Umm, Im just glad you called.
The Interviewer: So umm, now back to the show. How does it feel to have a huge gay fan base?
Rachel: Jo-Joey, look honey we-we need to talk okay? Umm, I kinda got the feeling from her today that uh, shes not lookin for a serious relationship.
Rachel: Oh, its the best! (They both exhale contemplating the joys of marriage.) So, umm hows Monica?
Monica: (To Chandler) Excuse me, umm, can I talk to you over here for just a second?
Monica: Hey, umm, so listen umm, my friends were telling me a little about this ah, ultimate fighting thing and it, well it sounds really dangerous. I-I dont want you to get hurt, cause I kinda like you.
Monica: Umm, I just wanna say, uh (reads from a 3 X 5 card) that with a pinch of exictement, a dash of hard work, a dollup of cooperation, we can have the recipe... (Looks up and sees eveyone glaring at her) Are you gonna kill me?
Monica: Well umm, we were just talking about the yknow, the Swing Kings and just wondering whether yknow, they were the right way to go.
Phoebe: Umm, sympathy pains. I thought it was really sweet at first, but now I think he's just trying to steal my thunder.
Rachel: Umm, or, maybe, I should stay away from all men.
Joey: Umm, yum!
Phoebe: Sure! (Thinks.) Umm, where are you from?
Ross: Umm, your boxes are umm
Phoebe: Umm, look it, you-you cant kill yourself.
Katie: Oh umm, actually I umm
Ross: So Joey umm, you look familiar. Are uh, are you on TV or something?
Ross: Well yes, yes I have. In fact umm, just the other day Kristen and I were talking about how Ive been married and how I have a son.
Rachel: Umm, honey, look he just came over to....
Phoebe: Umm, yeah, I'd like to go out with you officer
Ross: Well umm
Joey: Umm
Rachel: Umm
Monica: Well, I-Ithere was this guy at the bank that I thought was cute umm, but I don't anymore.
Chandler: (starts to laugh, but then gets serious) So umm, you-you flirt with guys all the time?
Rachel: Thank you. Thank you very much. Umm, Ive known them separately and Ive known them together and-and to know them as a couple is to know that you are truly in the presence of love. So I would like to raise my glass (Grabs a glass and holds it up) to Monica and Chandler and the beautiful adventure they are about to embark upon together. I can think of no two people better prepared for the journey.
Rachel: Huh umm
Monica: Umm, do you have any uhh, moves?
Joey: Okay. All right. Umm, so uh, so how did it happen? Did your eyes meet across the room? And then the next thing yknow youre in the bathtub together and shes feeding you strawberries?
Ross: Umm, okay, yeah, sure. But wh-whats wrong with Monica and Chandler?
Tom: Umm, no.
Ross: Yknow, okay. Youre right. It is huge. So why dont we take it just a little bit at a time? Okay? Umm, forget getting married for a sec; just forget about it. Can you just come home and take a shower?