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Joey: Yes, but y'know what? It doesn't matter who knows what. Now, enough of us know that we can just tell them that we know! Then all the lying and the secrets would finally be over!
Rachel: Hey Mon, what are you doing now? Wanna come see a movie with us?
Ross: Well yeah! Someone sent us a basket at work once and people went crazy over those little muffins. It was the best day.
Monica: Ohhh, oh my God! Oh my God! She knows about us!
Monica: Phoebe knows and she's just trying to freak us out! That's the only explanation for it!
Chandler: Phoebe knows about us!
Monica: Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So
Phoebe: God, they thought they can mess with us! They're trying to mess with us?! They don't know that we know they know we know! (Joey just shakes his head.) Joey, you can't say anything!
Chandler: Well, I guess there's nothing left for us to do but-but kiss.
Kathy: Yeah, they teamed us up as partners. Joey picked three scenes for us to do; all of them had us making out.
Ross: Okay umm, why dont we all take a seat, yknow? And uh, and Ill get us all some uh some coffees(He goes to pull out Elizabeths chair, but Paul steps in)Yeah, why dont you. (Paul pulls out her chair) Uh and you guys can talk about whatever, whatever you want. Yknow? Whatever pops into your head. (He turns his back to Paul and Elizabeth and points to himself for Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe. Then he goes to order the coffee.)
Rachel: Look, I know that you guys really want to get to Vermont and this isn't a really big deal to you, but it really is to us, ok? Emma will never have a first birthday again.
Phoebe: Ok, this is not about the MONEY, ok? It's about... it's about corporate greed destroying our hearts and leaving us... the hollow shells.
A Tourist: (To Joey) Would you mind doing a picture with us?
Monica: Thats not true, there are great pictures of us!
Frank: Well, you, wait no, my Mother didnt want us to be together, but the worst thing she ever did was tie me to the porch.
Ross: Yknow what? Maybe, Mrs. Green, its not absolutely vital that you live with us.
Chandler: (to Joey) Okay, that hurt us.
Chandler: (To Monica) Did she see us yet? Did she see us?
Monica: Joey, whats going on. What didnt you tell us you work here?
Joey: Yeah lady! Give us candy!!
Mona: No, no. Listen, Ross is too nice to say anything, but this is his apartment, and, and, we gotta have some boundaries, so why dont you go back to your place and give us some privacy?
Mr. Geller: Happy birthday, sweetie! Give us a hug! (Starts to get up.)
Rachel: The logic is, that there are two of us and we are both strong enough to break a chair in half!
Phoebe: Okay, yeah. (to Monica and Rachel) Triple A can pick us up.
Ross: Im sorry the answer there would be...none of us.
Monica: Who? I mean have you seen a car come by here in the last hour and a half? I think we should call Ross, maybe he can get a car and come pick us up.
Chandler: Honey, she keeps canceling on us, take the hint.
Phoebe: Will you get us better gifts?
Chandler: Look at us, were a couple of couples!
Chandler: I dont think this town is big enough for both of us to relax in. (He blows on his hand) Draw!! (He quickly pulls the lever to raise the foot rest, like a gunfighter in a Western.)
Joey: Okay. Table, you have given us so many great times. And you guys, Jordan, Victor, Joel... All of you guys. What can I say? You guys make us look good. You wanna say anything?
BIG BULLY: You told on us?
Joey: (screaming) And now Chandler! Were all gettin so old! (Looking up) Why are you doing this to us?! (Turns away crying.)
Monica: Do you mind telling us what it is?
Rachel: O-okay, now see, you never ever ever told us that...
Chandler: (closing the box) Yknow what? Forget it! We are just hungry! We have not had lunch! We are just light-headed! So let us go out and have lunch and forget about the cheesecake.
Ross: I know where Joey would be. He would be down in the foxhole protecting all of us.
Chandler: (to the two guys) Excuse me. (Chandler and Ross move away from them). That didn't make us sound gay at all!
Phoebe: Yeah, otherwise, I mean thats, thats, thats just it for us hanging out together. Y'know is that what you want? (they both look away) Can you be civil?
Joey: Oh hey listen I got us tickets to a Knicks game tonight.
Aunt Millie: Give us a kiss. Come on! Come on!
Chandler: Mr. and Mrs. Geller, you look wonderful, it is great to have you hear, let us take off your coats!
Rachel: How can you not remember us kissing?!
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Well, its better than us deciding.
PHOEBE: Well, 'cause, I mean, what if, what if he's not this great dad guy? I mean, what if, what if he's just still the dirtbag who ran out on my mom and us? You know what? I've already lost a fake dad this week and I don't think I'm ready to lose a real one.
Monica: Oh God, maybe he wont see us. Richard!
Monica: Thats also like the tenth time you told us.
Ross: Hey, when the snippy guy sees the routine, hell wanna build us our own platform!
David: Well, just for a couple of days, uhm... I'm here to explain to the people who gave us our grant, why it's a positive thing that we spent all their money and uhm... accomplished uhm... nothing.
Rachel: Noo! Oh no! No! God no! He should not get back together with her. I know that! You know that! Even Ross knows that! But that still doesnt give us the right to erase his message!
Monica: They all came from the list you handed out to us two weeks ago.
Phoebe: Well, I don't know if that's such a good idea. They clearly don't want to be with us.
ROSS: I know, I know, it's, it's almost...[turns around, sees Chandler and Joey] What do you say we go take a walk, just us, not them?
Joey: Rach, youre killin us here, will ya serve the dessert already? Those drunken dancers are waiting!
Chandler: They thought it was very smart of us to have a child write the recommendation letter.
ROSS: Look, don't blame us. You guys coulda been there, you know.
Chandler: Honey, it's us. Of course it's the shovel-killer.
Ross: Y'know, we work in a museum of natural history, and yet there is something unnatural about the way we eat lunch. Now, I look around this cafeteria, and yknow what I see, I see-I see division. Division, between people in white coats and people in blue blazers, and I ask myself, "My God why?!" Now, I say we shed these-these coats that separate us, and we get to know the people underneath. (He takes off his coat and throws it down.) Im Ross! Im divorced, and I have a kid!
Ross: You know what, its, its better this way anyway. I mean I dont know what I was thinking, going down that road again with us. Its just much easier if were just friends who have a kid.
Monica: Phoebe, come on, you have to tell us.
Ross: Would you excuse us for a second? (Pulls Rachel off to the side) Umm . what are you doing?
Bitsy: Phoebe, come sit. Tell us a little bit about yourself... So where are you from?
Ross: Hey Pheebs, what-what was the deal with you and Chandler blowing us off before?
Alice: Y'know, I mean, really we do realise that theres an age difference between us.
Rachel: But you could teach us.
Man At The Wedding: Uh, would you take one of us?
Monica: (interrupts him) If someone wants to give us a present, we dont want to deprive them of that joy.
Monica: Ugh, I can not believe this! I mean, who is she to judge us? We could not have been nicer to her!
The Rabbi: Let us begin. Dearly beloved
The Director: Cut! Alex, remember youre supposed to cry. Can you cry for us this time?
Ross: IThey would not let us get married when we were that drunk!
Ross: No, NO! (they're moving to the side of the bed, where they sit down) Look, I need to talk to Joey. I mean, you guys just broke up. Before anything more happens between us, I need to know he's okay with it.
Mr. Burgin: Well just grab some food and take it with us right upstairs, and well be right out of you hair.
Phoebe: Come on! Let us be guys! Maybe we want to be guys!
PHOEBE: I hate this. 'Cause I tell you, I had the most amazing two weeks planned for us, and almost everything I had in mind, we had to be a lot closer than this.
Phoebe: It’s for our wedding day! Right, now, is this guy gay or straight, because one of us gonna have to start flirting.
Chandler: Okay, I gotta ask, who calls us that?!
Chandler: (nervously) It was at the front door. When I got home. Somebody sent it to us.
Monica: No! Wait! If anybody gets to go.. it's us (Points at herself and Chandler) We've been complaining the longest!
Ross: Oh here, I think this is us. (Reading the name cards.) Yeah.
PHOEBE: Yeah, I talked to my grandma about the Old Yeller incident, and she told me that my mom used to not show us the ends of sad movies to shield us from the pain and sadness. You know, before she killed herself.
Rachel: (Gasps) Are you breaking up with us?
Mr. Waltham: Ahh, then you have to give us the lawn ornaments.
Monica: You see, if wed gone around them like I said, weShe wouldve given us those tickets. Damnit!
Rachel: Chandler, can you give us a minute?
MONICA: Ok, which one of us do you think is gonna be the first one to get married?
Mrs. Geller: Ross, why dont you give us your toast now?
Monica: Excuse us! (then to Phoebe) Alright here's a question: Who was so worried about her restaurant being fancy that she made a big deal about her friend playing her music and feels really bad about it now? (raises her hand)
Chandler: No, no, but they are going to lease us a Ford Focus. (Monicas not impressed.) Ill get out of it.
Phoebe: Yay!! Oh so, youre not, youre not mad at us anymore?
Monica: Hey, I just whipped us up some Easy Bake treats, they should be ready in about three days.
Joey: Hey youre right. Yeah, its kinda been like us again a little bit.
Monica: Umm, so how long have you been working with your dad? (He looks at her) Come on, one of us had to mention him.
Chandler: Apology accepted. Excuse us. (They try to enter again.)
Chandler: Well, can we help?! You want us to take you back to the house?!
Rachel: Well maybe, maybe she's with us right now?
Chandler: Oh my God, introduce us!
Ross: Hey, remember how Chandler and Phoebe blew us off yesterday?
Rachel: Okay, walk us through it, honey, walk us through it.
Elizabeth: The guys across the hall are throwing water balloons at us.
Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
Joey: Oh, were supposed to just get him a ticket?! That guy is always mooching off of us!
Rachel: No. But she did give us some ideas on how to induce labor.
Chandler: Well, youre gonna have to leave sometime, because you both have jobs, and as soon as you do, were switching it back! Theres nothing you can do to stop us! Right, Joe?
Chandler: I can't believe you'd want us to raise Emma.
Chandler: Made a few calls, pulled some strings, and they agreed to seat us at 11:30 if we both had the chicken and didn't get desert.
Rachel: Well tell us! What are they?
Ross: Uh Joey, can you give us just a minute?