words in movies
Phoebe: You're not? Then why did you ask us if we wanted to go?
Rachel: Yeah! Oh by the way, thank you for loaning us Pamela and Yasmine.
Chandler: Okay, I gotta ask, who calls us that?!
Ross: Oh here, I think this is us. (Reading the name cards.) Yeah.
Monica: No! Wait! If anybody gets to go.. it's us (Points at herself and Chandler) We've been complaining the longest!
Chandler: No, no, but they are going to lease us a Ford Focus. (Monicas not impressed.) Ill get out of it.
Phoebe: Yay!! Oh so, youre not, youre not mad at us anymore?
Rachel: Chandler, can you give us a minute?
Rachel: (Gasps) Are you breaking up with us?
Mr. Waltham: Ahh, then you have to give us the lawn ornaments.
Monica: You see, if wed gone around them like I said, weShe wouldve given us those tickets. Damnit!
Monica: Hey, I just whipped us up some Easy Bake treats, they should be ready in about three days.
Joey: Hey youre right. Yeah, its kinda been like us again a little bit.
MONICA: Ok, which one of us do you think is gonna be the first one to get married?
Joey: Oh, were supposed to just get him a ticket?! That guy is always mooching off of us!
Chandler: Apology accepted. Excuse us. (They try to enter again.)
Chandler: Well, can we help?! You want us to take you back to the house?!
Chandler: Oh my God, introduce us!
Mrs. Geller: Ross, why dont you give us your toast now?
Monica: Excuse us! (then to Phoebe) Alright here's a question: Who was so worried about her restaurant being fancy that she made a big deal about her friend playing her music and feels really bad about it now? (raises her hand)
Monica: Umm, so how long have you been working with your dad? (He looks at her) Come on, one of us had to mention him.
PHOEBE: Yeah, I talked to my grandma about the Old Yeller incident, and she told me that my mom used to not show us the ends of sad movies to shield us from the pain and sadness. You know, before she killed herself.
Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
Chandler: Made a few calls, pulled some strings, and they agreed to seat us at 11:30 if we both had the chicken and didn't get desert.
Ross: Hey, remember how Chandler and Phoebe blew us off yesterday?
Chandler: Well, youre gonna have to leave sometime, because you both have jobs, and as soon as you do, were switching it back! Theres nothing you can do to stop us! Right, Joe?
Rachel: Okay, walk us through it, honey, walk us through it.
Elizabeth: The guys across the hall are throwing water balloons at us.
Rachel: Well maybe, maybe she's with us right now?
Chandler: I can't believe you'd want us to raise Emma.
Rachel: Well tell us! What are they?
Ross makes some sort of sound to let us know it hurt.
Ross: Uh Joey, can you give us just a minute?
Rachel: No. But she did give us some ideas on how to induce labor.
Joey: Look, which one of us is gonna be having sex in there, me or you?
Chandler: Honey, I got us that room at the Woodford Inn this weekend.
Monica: I'm gonna leave some cards here. Please think of us for you next event.
Ross: Well, ??? think that�s us?
Chandler: I wish there was an easier way for us to have a child but I don't think there is one.
Phoebe: Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like "forget about her" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, "Oh my god." So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been?
Joey: See ya. Well, this is just us.
Rachel: Okay. Oh wait! One more thing umm, do-do we still need to uh settle the question of "us?"
Phoebe: No! Look-look! Theres the coffee table they stole from us!
Phoebe: Well then, you should look with us.
Ross: Well that stinks. I was looking forward to us wearing our celebrity tuxes together.
Chandler: And! They like me more just because I was with ya! I think you repaired a lot of the damage from when they met Joey. And Doug wants us to play tennis with them. He's never even talked to me outside of work. Except for that time when we bumped into each other at that strip club. (She glares at him.) Strip church. Anyway, I'm gonna go try and find a racquet.
Phoebe: All right, Im gonna close my eyes and point to someone, and you, whoever I point has to come up with something fun for us to do, and we have to do it.
Monica: Hi honey. We just got a wedding gift from Bob and Faye Bing; they dont like us do they? (They gave them a pok-a-dotted punch bowl.)
Matt: Yeah, shes trying to waft the smell across the hall to get us to come hang out in her new place, and were sitting there eating pizza and I think it was you (Points to Lisa) that said
LITTLE BULLY: Us, what about you guys? Man you really, bing, gave it to old Mr. Clean back there. He was a big guy.
Phoebe: Could you-could you umm, give us one second?
Chandler: Honey, I dont like baths! Could you draw me a picture of us having sex on the balcony?
Chandler: Bob? Ooh, working here with us? Everyday? Yeah, I dont know if he has what it takes.
Ross: Well yeah! Someone sent us a basket at work once and people went crazy over those little muffins. It was the best day.
Chandler: If we hadn't lost the game they never would've invented us to dinner tomorrow night.
Joey: I guess I'm going to have to come up with a really good reason why I wasn't there. The producers are going to be so mad at me. They sat us all down yesterday and said "Everyone has to be there at 6:00 AM sharp, that means you Tribbiani." Like.. like I was some kind of idiot.
Chandler: Hey, so where are we staying? Is the movie putting us up in a big hotel suite?
Chandler: You mean there's more than one of us.
Joey: When that guy was robbing us, and I was locked in the entertainment unit for like six hours, you know what I was doing in there all that time? I was thinking about how I let you down!
Phoebe: Oh! Well, what kind of emergency that gets us both out of here?
Phoebe: Umm, Im sorry. Wont-wont Jacks father be joining us?
Joey: Yknow what? Why dont you just give us our souvenirs and get the hell out of here?
Joey: All right. Uhh, okay. Our first contestant is Ross Geller. Why dont you tell us a little something about you Ross?
Joey: Well do it all, and better! Look, after tonight, Gandolf will want to party with us, dude! Come on!
Ross: I don't think they saw us.
Monica: Okay! Wait-wait-wait! Shhh! (Bangs on her class with a spoon to make a toast.) Okay, umm, I just wanna say that I love you guys so-so much and-and thank you for being here on my special night. (Chandler clears his throat.) Our special night. I mean it just wouldnt be myour-our night, if you all werent here to celebrate with meusDamnit!
Rachel: Well, just because it happened that way for them doesn't mean it has to happen that way for us.
Chandler: So you know this leaves us with...
Chandler: Here you go. (Hands her the money.) Now stop bringing us pizzas you.
Joey: Hard to tell, they're so tiny and upside-down. Wait, wait. They're walking away... they're walking away... No, no they're not, they're coming right at us! Run! Run!
Chandler: Actually it's both of us.
Ross: Oh, guys, this is fun, isn't it? You know? Just the four of us. Just hangin'.
Phoebe: I mean I guess, I just have to... tell David that nothing can happen between us. Unless I don't... You know, complicated moral situation, no right, no wrong...
Monica: Wait, what that place, that pub he took us too?
CHANDLER: Hey, Ben, remember us? Ok, the mole came off.
Charlie: Are they still looking for us?
Rachel: Oh, that's why you got these tickets to that play, to get rid of us??
Joey: Rach, he just saw us.
Chandler: (interrupting him) All this lying has been hard on us too.
Frank Jr.: You'd do that for us?
Phoebe: Tell us what?
Chandler: Just give us the cheapest room you have.
ROSS: Animal sex, animal sex? So what're you saying, I mean, you're saying that like, there's nothing between us animal at all. I mean there's not even like, uhm, a little animal, not even, not even like, like chipmunk sex?
MONICA: [Chandler tries to come back with a smart-ass remark but can't swallow the muffin.] Quick, Phoebe, tell us before he can swallow.
Rachel: So, Joey, what are you gonna do for us?
Chandler: All right. I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?
Rachel: What is the matter with us?
Chandler: Somebody is gonna pick us.
Chandler: Yes but there's six of us so we'd only have to get struck by lightning 7 times.
Ross: Look at you two, bonding, making us late for the airport so
Joey: Come on, Chandler, Ross is our friend. He needs us right now, so why don't you be a grown up and come and watch some TV in the fort!
Mike: She could have been talking about either one of us.
Joey: Yeah, Monica made us!
Rachel: No, there is no Rachel Greep, but then this other girl overheard us and she was all, "Im Rachel Greep! Im Rachel Greep!" and he let her right in.
Jamie: This could be Gods way of telling us to eat at home.
Ross: How come its always us left in the field holding the ball?
Monica: Oh, you mean like that guy thing where you act mean and distant until you get us to break up with you.
Ross: Yeah, didn�t I mention that? Yeah, I mean, we haven�t being going out for too long, but rather there is thisamazing connection between us. I-I mean, in fact just before you came in she called me her boyfriend. I thought it wasa little too soon, but it was also, you know, it was kinda nice.
Chandler: Pheebs you didnt have to get us anything for our wedding you already sang
Joey: Ha-ha, very funnyLook! I dont know what to do! I really want you guys to get along. Just please come to the movie with us. I mean you owe me!
Chandler: That's what our friends call us.
Monica: Okay, just wait, please. I promise we'll come up with something. Just give us a little more time.