words in movies
Chandler: Ross, just for my own piece of mind, youre not married to anymore of us are ya?
Monica: Come on Chandler, come on! Itll give us great practice for when(realizes what shes about to say and changes)people with babies come to visit.
Ross: Okay, I got us a court date for tomorrow at 2:00 and I picked up all the forms. Ill take care of everything.
Rachel: Dont call us that! (Storms away)
Ross: The judge wouldnt let us get an annulment! Now we gotta get a divorce!! Did a Porsch throw up on you? (Walks on.)
Rachel: And uh, yeah, I didnt really, I didnt want to say anything, but it kinda it just, it kinda kept coming back to me, and umm, remember we were in the casino and for some reason thought it would be funny to eat a lot of grapes. And uh, and I thought it would be funnier if we got married. So as a, as a compromise we decided first to get married, and then (Ross joins in) to eat a lot of grapes. So umm, sorry I got us into this mess.
Cynthia: I can't believe you thought that you were going to video tape us having sex on the first date! (She storms away and Rachel enters to confront Joey.)
Phoebe: No, yeah, we never find them! Shes always best at us that wily minx.
Chandler: That's right! I do! And I'm your man. And I'm going to get us through this situation even if it means you working twice as hard.
Chandler: Monica, could you excuse us for a second? I need to talk to the girl with the flowers.
Ross: Wait a minute! How-how the hell did you beat us here?
Joey: Okay. Rachel and Phoebe are already there, okay? So they probably started without us. We could just slip in and no-one needs to know where we were! (he raises his hands and on his right one there's a Rangers foam finger)
Phoebe: This is nice. We never do anything just the two of us.
Ross: Yeah, none of us have to deal with pressure at our jobs.
Phoebe: Oh weird, Chandler just told us he's got a conference there!
Chandler: She doesnt know. Says she loves us both. Y'know I woke up this morning and I was in love, well I was happy. Y'know it serves me right for buying that twelve pack of condoms. And now I cant even return them, because she choked on the reciept!
Joey: Ross and Rachel left us a message saying they were getting married! Isnt that why you guys are here?
JULIE: That saves us a conversation.
Monica: I gotta make up the guest bedroom. (To Ross) Hey, Cousin Cassie is coming to stay with us a few days.
Joey: Actually uh, could you give us a second?
Ross: You're right, you're right, it is...So you gonna invite us all to the big opening?
Chandler: There's this thing I really want us to do. I read about it in Maxim...
Monica: Hey Rach, the adoption agency needs letters of recommendation and we were wondering if you would write one for us.
Chandler: Well, it's just with uhm, work and the stress of adoption, we just don't feel like we have the energy. Plus, we don't think it's fair that every year the burden falls on us.
Monica: Were really sorry, but um, she did ask us first.
Emily: My uncle dragged us there. But, it actually it turned out to be really interesting.
Chandler: (to Mon) She's right, you shouldn't have bought tickets just for us ...
Chandler: Tell us what happened, Brown Bird Ross.
Chandler: Well, I guess there's nothing left for us to do but-but kiss.
Chandler: So, just the ones gave back to us and we had framed! (Slams the framed invitation down onto the table.)
Rachel: (to the woman) Excuse us for a minute. (They go into the kitchen.) You didnt tell her to come?!
Rachel: No. A break from us.
Ross: Well obviously only one of us can keep dating her.
Chandler: Well look, it's not easy to spend this much time apart, you know. She's entitled to be a little paranoid... or, in this case: right on money! ... You know, she's amazing, and beautiful, and smart, and if she were here right now, ...she'd kick your ass. Look, you're a really nice person... ham stealing and adultery aside. But, what I have with my wife is pretty great, so nothing is ever gonna happen between us.
Rachel: Hey-hey, now hes showing us his poking device.
Monica: OK, great. You'll tell us and we'll laugh. Let's play poker.
Phoebe: Yeah, and-and leaving us to go see hot dancer girls is not very Thanksgivingy.
Alice: (shocked) Oh! Oh! Oh! Thank you so much! You dont know what this means to us! Oh!
Phoebe: Oh thats good, the chemistry thing for us too.
CHANDLER: Yeah, I mean, it would be rude to them for us to leave now.
Joey: Y'know, about what happened with us.
ROSS: Hello, it's us, all right? It'll be fine.
Charlie: Oh my God, I completely forgot! (they laugh) Oh my God! I can't believe they let us back in this place! (they laugh more, and Ross start laughing too).
Monica: What-what was it you were gonna tell us?
Monica: That does not mean you know us better, I-I want a rematch.
Monica: Thank you so much for seeing us. Phoebe has told us such great things about you guys.
Chandler: Well, I thought if I littered, that crying Indian might come by and save us.
Joey: No! Everything's gettin' all messed up, y'know? Emily won't let Ross see Rachel, we're not gonna stop seeing Rachel, hence Ross stops seeing us!
Joey: Tell us!
Phoebe: So Monica, what were you gonna tell us?
Ross: No, us having to lie about being married.
Rachel: Well, it's embarrassing. People were looking at us like we were crazy.
PHOEBE: No, that's my stepdad. My real dad's the one that ran out on us before I was born.
Angela: What four of us?
Chandler: Okay, no problem, just remember to wake us up before you go-go.
Chandler: And thank you for explaining to us what escrow means... I've already forgotten what you said, but thank you.
Monica: Youre plans were with us.
MRS. GELLER: She never tells us anything. Ross, did you know Monica's seeing someone?
Rachel: Well, because of us! Because of our history.
Rachel: No, it was just the three of us.
Ross: I'm fine! Hey, I'm great! I'm just.. I'm just proud of us. There's no weirdness, no tension.
Phoebe: Okay, so The Plaza! Okay, well get us some Mai Thais, (To Chandler) maybe no more for you though.
Phoebe: Maybe they dont trust us.
Chandler: Y'know what else I can't believe? I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel every time I left a room, I mean it's too bad they didn't see us having sex.
Joey: Hey, dont get mad at us! No one forced you to raise the stakes!
Phoebe: No! Rachel, thats what they want me to do. My warranty expires tomorrow, if I dont get through, theyre not gonna fix my crappy, broken phone for free! We cannot let them win! Its us versus them!
Gary: Okay, he sees us. Now don't move. Don't look at him.
Ross and Bonnie: Us too.
PHOEBE: Hi, um, I just thought that it would be fun if the three of us had some beers and got to know each other.
Ross: Yknow what? He didnt want to talk to us about being angry, well maybe we dont talk to him at all!
Monica: It was Laura... She gave us a great report and we are officially on the waiting list.
Joey: All right, All right, let's just get this out in the open okay? You're hot. I'm lovable. Clearly there's a vibe going on between us. But, we're roommates and it's a huge mistake for us to continue down this road.
Monica and Ross: Scuse us
Rachel: (handing him the letter) Its just some things Ive been thinking about. Some things about us, and before we can even think about the two of us getting back together, I just need to know how you feel about this stuff.
CAROL: And then Susan and I got in this big fight because I said maybe we should call off the wedding, and she said we weren't doing it for them, we were doing it for us, and if I couldn't see that, then maybe we should call off the wedding. I don't know what to do.
Rachel: What?! You got us evicted!!
Phoebe: Oo! You should have one of us do it!
David: Please, you don't have to explain. I mean, perhaps if I hadn't gone to Minsk things would have worked out for us. And I wouldn't have ruined my career, or lost that toe to frostbite. It was a good trip! (he leaves)
Ross: Uh, what you said, about us being in a place where we could finally be happy for each other.
Chandler: I'd love to, but I gotta get back to talking to your parents. They're telling us all about how they adopted you.
Monica: We're Aunt Monica and uncle Chandler, by the way. You may not recognize us, because we haven't spoken to your parents in seventeen years!
Joey: But, but wh-what about us?
Ross: Well, looks like it's just the two of us tonight, huh old buddy?
Ross: (to Monica) Well, you were right. How can they do this to us, huh? It's Thanksgiving.
Rachel: Yeah! Can you believe that something that stupid actually got us our apartment back?
Ross: In fact, I'll bet you 50 bucks that you can't go the whole year without making fun of us. Eh, y'know what, better yet? A week.
Monica: And it has to go perfectly, because if she doesn't like something about us she can keep us off every adoption list in the state.
Phoebe: Well, but thats what he was for me. And she you know, kind of stole him away, and then... broke his heart... and then he wouldnt even talk to me any more. Because he said he didnt wanna be around... anything that looked like either one of us.
Monica: Chandler, this is crazy! What did you even say to him! "Come up, meet my wife! Give us your sperm"!
Rachel: Oh Monica that was the best Thanksgiving dinner ever! I think you killed us.
Monica: (very emotional) Because... We may not be who she thinks we are but no-one will ever love that baby more than us.
Rachel: No. (Ross is standing in the doorway.) A break from us.
JOEY: I got one. Which one of us do you think will be the last to get married? [They all look at Chandler]
Phoebe: So umm, Im gonna get us some drinks. (To Rachel) Would you help me out?
CHANDLER: She's one of us now.
Chandler: Phoebe knows about us!
Rachel: Do you have anything that would... get us out of them?
Joey: Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!
Joey: Oh, come on! I wanna hear it! It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without Chandler bumming us out!
MONICA: It's on us, all right, so don't worry. It's our treat.
Monica: Why? Do you think hes still mad at us?
Joey: Yeah, that guy really hurt us.
Rachel: Hey! Out of all of us, who do you think is gonna get married next?
Monica: Yknow, no point in dragging it out. Dragging out the long process of you moving out and us not living together anymore.
EDDIE: Oh yeah, that's right, look I got us a new goldfish. He's a lot fiestier that the last one.
Chandler: Yeah, come with us. You'll see how close it is to the city.