words in movies
Chandler: Mrs. Tedlock. You're looking lovely today. And may I say, that is a very flattering sleeve length on you.
(Chandler leans back against the wall and Ross and Joey hear him. Ross and Joey both notice at the same time. They slowly stop, and then very slowly turn around to see Chandler staring at them.)
Chandler: (on phone) Hey Mr. Kostelic! How's life on the fifteenth floor? (Listens) Yeah, I miss you too. (Listens) Yeah, it's a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home, you know? (Listens) Well, that's very generous (Listens) er, but look, this isn't about the money. I need something that's more than a job. I need something I can really care about.... (Listens) And that's on top of the yearly bonus structure you mentioned earlier? (Listens) Look, Al, Al... I'm not playing hardball here, OK? This is not a negotiation, this is a rejection! (Listens) No! No! No, stop saying numbers! I'm telling you, you've got the wrong guy! You've got the wrong guy! (Listens) I'll see you on Monday! (slams the phone down)
Monica: Okay! Very funny! Somebody let me out please?! Come on, Im cold! (She spills something.) And covered in marinara sauce! Come on! Let me out! (the door opens)
Rachel: But y'know, I never really had anything to worry about. Ross was never very good at the flirting thing.
Monica: Very bad.
Phoebe Sr.: Noo! No! It wasnt like that I... Remember how I told you how Lily, Frank, and I we were, we were close. Well, we were, we were very close.
JOEY: Oh my god, I got my very own stalker.
The Director: (to Joey) Very nice. Very nice. (he walks away)
Chandler: Hey, yknow what, if youre gonna do that, if youre gonna name him Joey, you should name him Chandler. (Phoebe doesnt think so.) Oh, come on! Chandlers funny, sophisticated, and hes very loveable, once you get to know him.
Phoebe Sr: I really dont think its a very good idea, Phoebe.
Phoebe: Monica, if you get five cool points, you get to make somebody take off one item of clothing. It hasnt happened yet, but were all very excited.
Richard: Ew, this feels very weird.
Monica: Okay. That's okay. I-I know that you're very upset right now. I know, I know that wasn't about me.
ROSS: No, no it's not interesting. OK, it's very, very not interesting. In fact it's actually 100 percent completely opposite of interesting.
Cecilia: Well of course not, but you were very good.
Chandler: Hmmm, thats very cool.
Rachel: Well Chandler, what is this very weird, metal A Z thing?
Phoebe: (looks at the amount on the check, and gasps) Well, this is very generous!
Joey: yeah but she should remember sleeping with me I am very memorable, you guys know.
Chandler: (very seriously) That's really not the kind of thing we are looking for Zack.
Ross: Very bad.
Jasmine: Very bad!
Jasmine: Very, very bad.
Rachel: No, I think its very obvious whos wrong here.
Joey: Ooh, very official.
Joey: (waving) Very funny Ross! Very life-like and funny. Okay. (Notices that a woman is waving back.) Oh no-no-no, I wasn't waving at you lady. (She just stares at him.) (Joey sees how beautiful she is.) Whoa, maybe I was! Hey, Monica, this totally hot girl in Ross's building is flirting with me.
Joey: Oh, .. uh... uh... pass. (Next word: "Rotunda") Pass. (Next word: "Filibuster" stares at it a moment) Pass. (Henrietta is looking very confused) (Next word: "Addendum" 4 seconds remaining) Okay, the little thing that hangs down at the back of your throat.
Chandler: Our eyes are closed and were about to cross the street. Very good.
Joey: Ha-ha-ha, very funny. Look, I dont know what to do! (Long pause, as everyone cracks up.)
RICHARD: Oh, thank you Phoebs. That's very sweet.
Rachel: Very nice touch.
Joshua: Yeah-yeah, its this huge place, and-and its got this gorgeous view of the park, and very, very romantic. What do you say?
Ross: We are having a baby together, but were not involved. (The cashier, a very beautiful woman, looks confused) I mean, uh we-we were seeing each other a while ago, but then we were just friends. And then there was one drunken night. (Rachel looks at him angrily) Or, yes stranger, wed like this delivered please.
Mr Zelner: Yeah, his name is Ross. (Ross looks very surprised) What?
Rachel: (Faking crying.) Yeah, he dumped me. He said, "Rachel, I cant do this. Even though you are a very, very, very beautiful women. I cant do this. Im married and Im sorry." And then I dont know why but he said, "and you will never get promoted. Especially not above Kim, who is an integral cog in the Ralph Lauren machine."
Chandler: I know. See, yes. Thats Yasmine Bleeth, shes a completely different kind of chick. I love you both. But in very different ways.
Joey: I know! I know! And Im going to talk to them about it. They mean so much to me. They Theyre like my family. If you guys are gonna be fighting all the time, I-I I dont think we can be together. It just, it just cant work. It cant. (Starts to break up) Im very upset.
Joey: (excited) Thanks dude!!!This is GREAT!! (leaves Rachel very touched on the couch and goes into his room)
Chandler: You know, it's very hard to take you seriously when you look like that.
Phoebe: Yeah, and-and leaving us to go see hot dancer girls is not very Thanksgivingy.
(She starts to walk very slowly toward the front of the room. The teacher grabs her hand and pulls her. Suddenly a woman bursts in)
Monica: That's very nice.
Phoebe: Hey, hey, ok, all right, that's it! Get in here. Come on. My god, you guys, I don't believe you. There are children coming into the world in this very building and your negative fighting noises are not the first thing they should be hearing. So just stop all the yelling, just stop it!
Monica: Very good, (getting up and sliding a One into the dancers hot pants) so good.
Janine: Well yknow, hes blah, shes justshes very loud for such a small person.
MOnica: Ok, my husband just gave your boyfriend some very bad advice. Look, David is going to propose to you tonight.
Rachel: Music. Very nice.
Monica: Its very interesting, Phoebe.
(They go away, trying very hard not to laugh at Chandler)
Monica: Yes it is. You see I've always found the men's bathroom very sexual. Haven't you?
Alice: Ohhh. (They embrace in a very passionate kiss.)
Ross: (very interested) Oh! like what?! (Charlie looks at him confused, but smiling) Oh I'm sorry, I don't mean to pry... it's just that this must be what regular people experience when they watch "Access Hollywood".
Rachel: All right, fine. Um, you were not the only one there. (Camera fades to Ross, who's listening very carefully) Joey was there too.
Phoebe: Great! Thank you very much.
Mike: Look. Phoebe, I-I love you. Very much. But I never want to get married again.
Monica: Very!
Rachel: What? Oh, well then yknow what? I think Monica would be very interested to know that you called her cheesecake dry and mealy.
Chandler: David, let me stop you there 'cause I think I see where this is going. I'm not very good at giving advice. So if you want advice, go to Ross, Monica, or... Joey, if the thing you wanna advice about is pizza toppings or burning sensation when you pee.
(Sarah picks up some fries from Joey’s plate and Joey looks very angry. Then we’re back to Central Perk and Joey does a you-see-what-I-mean look to Phoebe)
[Scene: Phoebes, Frank is watching TV, and hes very depressed as Phoebe enters.]
Phoebe: (to Monica) Yknow, suddenly I find you very attractive.
INTERVIEWER: You sure they haven't gone bad? You're sure they're not very, very bad?
Joanna: I thought it went very well.
Chandler: Its all very, very good. (She covers up and sits down.) So you wanna go uh, mix it up?
Joey: Sure! (Monica gets very depressed) But hey, you know this way sounds good too.
(At that moment two very large men start screaming and running towards Emily and picking her up.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is still very sick and is entering the living room from the bathroom wearing a robe. Chandler is reading a magazine.]
Rachel: Yes, his name is Barry, hes a doctor, thank you very much.
Salon girl: Ok. Very good. Have a seat right over here Mr. Bing and Sonia will be right with you.
Paul: Ross, look, I know Ive been giving you a lot of jabs and its partly because Im very protective of Lizzie, and partly because well, they just keep coming to me. But I have to admit that after all the wonderful things that Lizzie has told me and the many, many, (pause) many stories that Rachel has told me that, well (pause) youre not (pause) all bad.
Joey: Thank you Phoebe, that is very, very generous.
Chandler: Ok, well, this was very special.
Rachel: But, Pheebs, you can still use the copy machine where I actually work. But, just come by at lunch so my boss doesnt see you. Cause Kim will just freak out and she already doesnt like me very much.
Ross: You see Amanda and I have a very special...
Monica: (very emotional) Because... We may not be who she thinks we are but no-one will ever love that baby more than us.
Phoebe: Thanks. Hi, um, 'kay. I'd like to start with a song that's about a man that I recently met, who's, um, come to be very important to me. (Monica gives her a look) 'Kay. (Sung:)
Ross: (he starts reading directly from his cards word for word very quietly) "There are three primary theories concerning sediment flow rate. Each of these theories can be further subcategorized into two distinct "
Rachel: Well... he happens to be a very nice... guy....
Rachel: Oh, I dont know. Well maybe its just the idea of Barry for the rest of my life. I dont know I think I feel like I need to have one last fling, y'know, just to sorta get it out of my system. (Chandler is listening in very intensely)
Chandler: I'd just like to say that I'm totally behind this experiment. In fact, I'd very much like to butter your head.
Rachel: Yeah, it was senior year in college. It was after the Sigma Chi luau and Melissa and I got very drunk! And we ended up kissing! For several minutes!
Joey: (gets very angry) Damnit Carl! (Carl goes to say something more, and Joey silences him with a grunt.)
Monica: Sorry! I'm justI'm not very good at this! I'm a terrible liar and I hate having to lie to Rachel!
PHOEBE: Ok, it's very faint, but I can still sense him in the building. Go into the light, Mr. Heckles!
Ross: O is for "oh, wow!" The V is for this very surprising turn of events, which I'm still fine with by the way. E is for how extremely normal I find it. That you two are together. And now one day you might get married and have children of your own.
Chandler: You got a man who's a nanny...? You got a manny...? (Monica starts laughing, but very exaggerated. Joey realises they also should laugh and punches Ross. Now all three of them laugh, but very fake. Chandler seems happy again.)
The Museum Official: Yes. Were very popular. Theres a two-year waiting list. Sorry! (She kinda storms out with the couple.)
Ross: Okay, Jasmine, please, please dont. I love my girlfriend very much, and I want more than anything to just work it out with her. Okay?
Phoebe: (singing) Happy, happy Chanukah, Chandler and Monica. Very merry
Joey: I, ah, I never said hate, I was very careful about that.
Ross: You know what? That is a very good idea. I'm gonna go make a pitcher of Margaritas.
Mr. Posner: Yes, thats very good. Now a uh, big part of this job is cultivating personal relationships, especially with designers.
Rachel: Well uh, his answering machine was very understanding. Ugh. I feel blue.
Ross: Okay. Okay. I mean Ill be okay. Its just I dont think I handled it very well.
Rachel: Shes actually very sweet and we used to be very close.
Ross: (to the second girl) That was very nice Ashley.
Ross: (Very Nervous)Really?
Chandler: Tonight, on a very special Blossom.
Chandler: Its possible. You are very loveable, Id miss you if I broke up with you. (Ross glares at him) I was just trying to be supportive.
Richard: Well if it helps, it worked very well.
Ross: Because... the night you kissed Rachel was the night I kissed Rachel for the very first time.
Zack: (looking very puzzled) Okaaay... so eh... so tell me, how did you guys meet.