words in movies
[Scene: Delmonico's restaurant. Ross is waiting for his blind date to show up. A waiter walks past him.]
(Emma starts making noises, and Joey walks over to her playpen.)
(He walks over, but just before he knocks on the door, he hears some moans and looks shocked.)
(He walks out quickly with Emma in his arms.)
(She walks over to Central Perk and enters to find Ross sitting on the couch, eating crab cakes. She takes off her coat while groaning and shuddering.)
Ross: I know, and I can't stop sweating. (he walks towards Missy)
[Scene: Hallway outside Chandler and Joey's apartment. Eddie walks up.]
Phoebe's Assistant: Oh, here comes your 3:00. I don't mean to sound unprofessional, but, yum (walks out, Paolo enters)
Ross: No-no. (Walks over to Mona again.)
[Phoebe walks up to Rachel, cleaning tables.]
Joey: I will not take this abuse. (Walks to the door and opens it to leave.)
[Rachel, seeing what he did for her, gets up, walks across the room, and kisses Ross]
Phoebe: Oh, okay. (Walks out.)
(This gorgeous woman in spandex walks up)
(David produces the ring. At the same time, Mike walks in, behind David)
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's apartment, Ross is cleaning out the fridge. Joey walks from his room. He looks like he just woke up.]
Phoebe: Bye Chandler! (She walks up to him.) (Quietly.) I miss you already. (She pinches his butt.)
(He walks over and stands behind Joey.)
Joey: Monica, you have to do some damage control here, okay. 'Cause he's feeling like... (the door opens and Chandler walks in with a pizza)
Phoebe: Oh my God! (Walks to the window) Go away! (Gesturing.) Stop looking in here!
(Ross takes the tape roll she's handing him and walks to the guest room while mocking Monica's voice)
Gunther: Yeah, whatever. (Walks away)
[Rachel walks up behind them.]
[Scene: Outside Ross and Rachel's, Joey walks up to knock on the door, but stops.]
Joey: (A guy walks by) Bijan for men? (Another guy walks by) Bijan for men? (Another guy walks by) Bijan for men? (An attractive woman walks by.) Hey Annabelle.
(Joey walks up to them.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is on the phone. Rachel walks in and overhears the conversation.]
(Joey closes the door and ties the balloons to the knob. Then he walks away, holding the hand of an inflated balloon animal he had brought.)
(In the meantime, Rachel has returned with the perfume and sprays a mist out in front of Phoebe who walks through the mist and does a little spin.)
ROSS: [Rachel, laughing, puts a hand on the guy's shoulder] Look at that, look at that, see how she's pushing him away and he won't budge. Alright, I'm gonna do something. [walks up in the middle of their conversation] Excuse me, are you Rachel?
(Joey starts wiping lint off of her back, but goes at little too far and Rachel just glares at him. He stops, gives her the okay symbol and walks away.)
The Director: Kate Millers awkward and mannered portrayal is laughable. (Kate walks away depressed.) Badda-badda-badda. Ah-ha! Here it is! The direction by Marshal Talmant is (stops, reads it again, and throws down the paper in disgust) Thank you, boys and girls, youve ruined my life. Please, stuff your talentless faces with my Mothers crab cakes! (starts to leave) Excuse me!!
Ross: Stop going through my stuff (walks away)!
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is closing. Ross walks in in a uniform.]
Ross: Well, that's cool. So did (She walks away from him and he shuts up.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Rosss apartment. We see that Rosss apartment is empty.]
Ross: No! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! You can have this back when the five pages are done! (After Joey walks past, Ross throws the ball down in pain.) Ahh! (Chandler shows him the burn spots on his oven mitts.)
[Cheryl walks away and Ross walks inside. Everyone stares at him in disbelief.]
Ross: (hands Chandler his pad and walks in) I want my turkey now!
Joey: Nooo, later. (Walks out the door.)
Ross: Yeah! Got it! (slams the phone down, and walks back to the bar.)
(The woman who had tried to steal the washing machine walks by, and laughs.)
Phoebe: (walks him to the kitchen) Easy. Step. How did it get on?
The Director: I dont think so. Lets take it back to Richards last line. (Walks off.) Action!
Chandler: Glass, sand, whatever. (Walks out as Monica and Phoebe turn to check on the babies again.)
Waiter: Sure. Sure. (Turns away, then turns back) Seconds up! (Joey glares at him.) Not that kind of table. (He walks away.)
(she just walks straight into the bathroom)
(She thinks it over, and then walks away.)
Ross: You know? Come to think of it, it does feel Rubella-like! (Walks back into his room.)
Rachel: Yeah. (Rachel walks away.)
(Joey walks in and looks around. He's trying to find a Mike for Phoebe)
Chandler: Hi! Im Dorf! Youre date for the evening. (Monica walks away in disgust) Oh come on! Dorf on dating, thats good stuff!!
(A man walks up.)
(He turns to get his coat and Monica gives Rachel and Phoebe two thumbs up as Chandler walks over to Ross.)
[Ross turns around and walks back to Ben.]
(Phoebe walks to the door and half-opens it)
(Phoebe enters, walks to the couch, sits down, and begins to read a letter without saying hi.)
Joey: Oh yeah, sure. (She gets up, walks towards the bathroom, and Joey watches her go.) Ehhh.
Joey: (starting to cry) I gotta go check something over here. (He walks away so that they cant see him cry.)
Jason: Y'know Phoebe, Im gonna make this real easy for you. (walks out)
Chandler: Could be. I mean technically she did strip, we just, we just missed it. (Walks towards the bedroom.) Maam, are you also a stripper?
The Director: Okay, all right. Lets do it. (He walks off.) And Action!
[Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment.Chandler walks in to see Eddie holding a tray of cookies.]
(Rachel slowly walks away.)
(The AD walks away wiping his face.)
[Scene: Phoebe's class, the class has already started and Rachel walks in late.]
Monica: Yeah! Oh hes great, I love him. (Walks away and Chandler glares at Phoebe.)
Joey: See ya! (Walks out.)
[Scene: The Museum of Prehistoric History (Ross's work); Ross is in the break room eating lunch as his boss, Dr. Leedbetter walks in.]
Chandler: (To Monica) All yours babe. (Walks away.)
(Chandler's date walks in)
(Phoebe hands Eric Ursulas purse and he walks away.)
Max: It won't be the same- but it'll still be Minsk. Happy New Year.(Walks off)
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel and Sophie are sitting at their desks working as Joanna walks in.]
Joey: Look. (He walks out of the bathroom with his head stuck in a huge turkey.)
Rachel: Oh, no, no, no. Presents first. Food later. (walks into living room)
Joey: Okay! (Walks away, then turns back.) How you doin'?
Chandler: Guys? (They ignore him.) Ive got something important to tell ya. (Still nothing so he walks over and stands in front of the TV.) Guys? (They lean over to try and watch the TV, Chandler mimics them.) Guys?! (Pause) Im gonna ask Monica to marry me.
Ross: It was the chair again! Okay? Im not doing it! It whatlook, I dontyknow whateh-eh (He walks away and goes over to Mona.) Hi.
Chandler: Theres a Phoebe on my sandwich! (He walks away, giving the sandwich to Phoebe.)
Chandler: I can't believe you did this. (Walks toward the door)
Phoebe: Ross, please! My make-up! (He walks away angrily.)
Chandler: Where is she? Im not scared of you! (Averts his eyes and walks in.)
JOEY: [Monica walks back in the kitchen] Ok ok ok ok. Monica, we'll bring him, but only if he takes the Jaguar.
Rachel: Sure! That sounds great! Just leave me a message and tell me where to meet you. Okay? (Walks away.)
Monica: (interrupting) All right!! All right. (walks slowly into the living room) I got stung. Stung bad. I couldnt stand. I-I couldnt walk.
Ursula: Right. (Walks down the stairs.)
Chandler: Yeah. (Rachel walks in.)
[Scene: Chandler's apartment. Chandler is sitting on the bar, bouncing a ball against the door. Joey walks in right as he throws the ball and catches it.]
Phoebe: No, I know, I know, that this is Franks life, (walks behind them, they turn around in the leather chairs to face her) y'know. Y'know, I dont want to be all judgmental, y'know, but this is sick, its sick and wrong!
Rachel: Yeah! Guess who walks into my office is the end of my story. (To Monica and Phoebe) It was Ralph Lauren! (Monica and Phoebe gasp) Ralph Lauren walked into my office!
CHANDLER: [to an attractive woman] I shouldn't even bother coming up with a line, right? [The woman walks away]
(Another little girl walks over to him.)
Roy: All right, somebody show me where to plug in my box, and we'll get this party started! (he thrusts his pelvis towards Phoebe) Whaaaa... (walks back to plug in his cd player) Here? All right.
Ross: Why?! Why on the lips?! (He wipes his mouth on Monicas wrap and walks off, leaving Aunt Millie stunned.)
Monica: Hello? Oh, Hi, Ju(Sees Rachel is watching)Hi, Jew! (Walks into the kitchen.) (Listens.) Uh huh? (Listens.) Uh huh? (Listens) Ok. (Listens) Um, sure, that'd be great. See ya then. Bye. (Hangs up.)
Malcom: So you spied on me. I can't believe you don't trust me. (Ursula walks past, and Malcom finds behind the pillar)
Phoebe: (looks down) No. But thanks. (Walks away.)
Chandler: (picks it up) And now Ive picked it up again. (walks over to Monica.)
Rachel: I can't watch. It's like firing Elmo. (Ross walks to the couch where Sandy sits)
(He walks away and Joey does Rosss fist thing. He then enters Richards dressing room, to find Richard cutting his steak with his sword.)
Mr. Franklin: Youre a joker Bing. (Walks away.)
Rachel: No you guys (She walks out into the hallway.)
Rachel: Oh good, great! I'll-I'll keep that in mind. (Turns and walks away.)
JOEY: All right look.� (He walks to the hallway.)� If you can't come home and deal with this, then I'm gonna.