words in movies
Chandler: Oh come on guys, its not like I moved to Europe! I just moved across the hall! And we would have you over all the time if it werent for (struggles to get this out) Monicas allergies. (The duck quacks.) Youre right, I could never lie to you. She hates you. (The phone rings.) Should I get that? (Laughs, then answers the phone.) Hello? (Listens) Uh no, Joeys not here right now. Can I take a message? (Listens) Yeah, okay so the audition has been moved from 5:00 to 2:30? (Listens) Okay great. (Listens.) Bye. (Hangs up the phone and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle on the door but Monica walks in and forces him to jump out of the way.)
Chandler: Oh, yeah, easy for you to say, you don't have to walk around sporting some reject from the Mr. T collection. [Joey walks in behind Chandler]
Ross: Well, that's cool. So did (She walks away from him and he shuts up.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Rosss apartment. We see that Rosss apartment is empty.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is on the phone. Rachel walks in and overhears the conversation.]
(Joey closes the door and ties the balloons to the knob. Then he walks away, holding the hand of an inflated balloon animal he had brought.)
(In the meantime, Rachel has returned with the perfume and sprays a mist out in front of Phoebe who walks through the mist and does a little spin.)
ROSS: [Rachel, laughing, puts a hand on the guy's shoulder] Look at that, look at that, see how she's pushing him away and he won't budge. Alright, I'm gonna do something. [walks up in the middle of their conversation] Excuse me, are you Rachel?
Joey: (A guy walks by) Bijan for men? (Another guy walks by) Bijan for men? (Another guy walks by) Bijan for men? (An attractive woman walks by.) Hey Annabelle.
Ross: No! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! You can have this back when the five pages are done! (After Joey walks past, Ross throws the ball down in pain.) Ahh! (Chandler shows him the burn spots on his oven mitts.)
[Cheryl walks away and Ross walks inside. Everyone stares at him in disbelief.]
Ross: (hands Chandler his pad and walks in) I want my turkey now!
Ross: Yeah! Got it! (slams the phone down, and walks back to the bar.)
(She thinks it over, and then walks away.)
Joey: Nooo, later. (Walks out the door.)
(The woman who had tried to steal the washing machine walks by, and laughs.)
Ross: You know? Come to think of it, it does feel Rubella-like! (Walks back into his room.)
The Director: I dont think so. Lets take it back to Richards last line. (Walks off.) Action!
Chandler: Hi! Im Dorf! Youre date for the evening. (Monica walks away in disgust) Oh come on! Dorf on dating, thats good stuff!!
Chandler: Glass, sand, whatever. (Walks out as Monica and Phoebe turn to check on the babies again.)
Waiter: Sure. Sure. (Turns away, then turns back) Seconds up! (Joey glares at him.) Not that kind of table. (He walks away.)
(she just walks straight into the bathroom)
Rachel: Yeah. (Rachel walks away.)
(Joey walks in and looks around. He's trying to find a Mike for Phoebe)
(A man walks up.)
Phoebe: (walks him to the kitchen) Easy. Step. How did it get on?
(He turns to get his coat and Monica gives Rachel and Phoebe two thumbs up as Chandler walks over to Ross.)
(Phoebe walks to the door and half-opens it)
Joey: Oh yeah, sure. (She gets up, walks towards the bathroom, and Joey watches her go.) Ehhh.
[Ross turns around and walks back to Ben.]
(Phoebe enters, walks to the couch, sits down, and begins to read a letter without saying hi.)
Joey: (starting to cry) I gotta go check something over here. (He walks away so that they cant see him cry.)
Chandler: Could be. I mean technically she did strip, we just, we just missed it. (Walks towards the bedroom.) Maam, are you also a stripper?
(Rachel slowly walks away.)
The Director: Okay, all right. Lets do it. (He walks off.) And Action!
(The AD walks away wiping his face.)
Joey: See ya! (Walks out.)
Jason: Y'know Phoebe, Im gonna make this real easy for you. (walks out)
[Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment.Chandler walks in to see Eddie holding a tray of cookies.]
Joey: Look. (He walks out of the bathroom with his head stuck in a huge turkey.)
Monica: Yeah! Oh hes great, I love him. (Walks away and Chandler glares at Phoebe.)
[Scene: Phoebe's class, the class has already started and Rachel walks in late.]
(Chandler's date walks in)
JOEY: [Monica walks back in the kitchen] Ok ok ok ok. Monica, we'll bring him, but only if he takes the Jaguar.
[Scene: The Museum of Prehistoric History (Ross's work); Ross is in the break room eating lunch as his boss, Dr. Leedbetter walks in.]
Chandler: (To Monica) All yours babe. (Walks away.)
(Phoebe hands Eric Ursulas purse and he walks away.)
Max: It won't be the same- but it'll still be Minsk. Happy New Year.(Walks off)
Rachel: Sure! That sounds great! Just leave me a message and tell me where to meet you. Okay? (Walks away.)
Rachel: Oh, no, no, no. Presents first. Food later. (walks into living room)
Joey: Okay! (Walks away, then turns back.) How you doin'?
Ross: It was the chair again! Okay? Im not doing it! It whatlook, I dontyknow whateh-eh (He walks away and goes over to Mona.) Hi.
Chandler: Guys? (They ignore him.) Ive got something important to tell ya. (Still nothing so he walks over and stands in front of the TV.) Guys? (They lean over to try and watch the TV, Chandler mimics them.) Guys?! (Pause) Im gonna ask Monica to marry me.
Ursula: Right. (Walks down the stairs.)
Monica: (interrupting) All right!! All right. (walks slowly into the living room) I got stung. Stung bad. I couldnt stand. I-I couldnt walk.
Chandler: Theres a Phoebe on my sandwich! (He walks away, giving the sandwich to Phoebe.)
Chandler: Yeah. (Rachel walks in.)
Chandler: Where is she? Im not scared of you! (Averts his eyes and walks in.)
Chandler: I can't believe you did this. (Walks toward the door)
Phoebe: Ross, please! My make-up! (He walks away angrily.)
[Scene: Chandler's apartment. Chandler is sitting on the bar, bouncing a ball against the door. Joey walks in right as he throws the ball and catches it.]
Roy: All right, somebody show me where to plug in my box, and we'll get this party started! (he thrusts his pelvis towards Phoebe) Whaaaa... (walks back to plug in his cd player) Here? All right.
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel and Sophie are sitting at their desks working as Joanna walks in.]
Phoebe: No, I know, I know, that this is Franks life, (walks behind them, they turn around in the leather chairs to face her) y'know. Y'know, I dont want to be all judgmental, y'know, but this is sick, its sick and wrong!
Rachel: Yeah! Guess who walks into my office is the end of my story. (To Monica and Phoebe) It was Ralph Lauren! (Monica and Phoebe gasp) Ralph Lauren walked into my office!
Ross: Why?! Why on the lips?! (He wipes his mouth on Monicas wrap and walks off, leaving Aunt Millie stunned.)
CHANDLER: [to an attractive woman] I shouldn't even bother coming up with a line, right? [The woman walks away]
(Another little girl walks over to him.)
Rachel: I can't watch. It's like firing Elmo. (Ross walks to the couch where Sandy sits)
Chandler: (picks it up) And now Ive picked it up again. (walks over to Monica.)
Malcom: So you spied on me. I can't believe you don't trust me. (Ursula walks past, and Malcom finds behind the pillar)
Phoebe: (looks down) No. But thanks. (Walks away.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is coming out of the bathroom after a shower wearing only her bath robe, walks into the kitchen, and opens the fridge. As she bends over to grab a bottle of wine, her robe falls open (Damn this network primetime programming, we didn't see anything!) and she quickly closes it again. But then realizes she didn't have to do that. So she closes the fridge and stands next to the table, thinks about it for a little while and ]
Mr. Franklin: Youre a joker Bing. (Walks away.)
Ross: I'm having a baby in here! Ok, everyone stand back. (Walks backwards as if he is going to break down the door, but steps in a bucket and falls) Ow.
Monica: Hello? Oh, Hi, Ju(Sees Rachel is watching)Hi, Jew! (Walks into the kitchen.) (Listens.) Uh huh? (Listens.) Uh huh? (Listens) Ok. (Listens) Um, sure, that'd be great. See ya then. Bye. (Hangs up.)
Rachel: No you guys (She walks out into the hallway.)
Rachel: Oh good, great! I'll-I'll keep that in mind. (Turns and walks away.)
Rachel: Okay, umm, Im gonna get my sweater. (Walks away.)
JOEY: All right look.� (He walks to the hallway.)� If you can't come home and deal with this, then I'm gonna.
[Joey walks up helping Chandler.]
Chandler: Will you excuse me I have to um..... (walks to the hall)
(Another woman walks up.)
Ross: (calls Julie back) Hi? Sorry, we got disconnected... (Walks away.)
(She walks into her bedroom.)
Phoebe: Oh, okay. (Walks over to him.) Excuse me sir? Could you come with me please? You have a phone call.
(He walks away and Joey does Rosss fist thing. He then enters Richards dressing room, to find Richard cutting his steak with his sword.)
(Joey walks toward the door, then hesitates and turns back.)
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up. She stops and watches him pick up the phone.]
(Another woman walks past Rachel carrying a wedding dress.)
Ross: Ni-chou chi-ma! (walks onto jetway)
(A beautiful women walks up.)
Joey: Is this because I come over here without knocking and eat your food? (Walks towards the fridge) Because I can stop doing that, (looks at the fridge) I really, really think I can!
Rachel: Joey! (she walks away; Joey goes after her teasing and tickling her)
Joey: Yes, now is when you swoop! You gotta make sure that when Paolo walks out of there, the first guy Rachel sees is you, She's gotta know that you're everything he's not! You're like, like the anti-Paolo!
Rachel: I know, I know! I just can't keep this one in, so I pick up the phone (Joey in a childish attempt to not hear what Rachel is about to say, puts his fingers in his ears and starts to scream loudly. Rachel turns and walks out upon seeing that Joey's not gonna listen, and as she exits Chandler walks in and sees Joey in his current state.)
Joey: (behind them) Oh!! Shrimp toast! (Walks right past the little group on his way for the shrimp toast.)
(Amy walks in carrying a phone handset)
[Scene: The librarys Paleontology section, Ross is patrolling as a couple walks up.]
Chandler: Okay. (Walks back to Monica)
(Rachels boss, Mr. Thompson walks up.)
[Scene: Caesar's Palace Casino, Chandler is looking for Monica while Tom Jones's signature song is playing in the background (Getting the theme yet? Tom Jones, Wayne Newton, casinos They're in Vegas people! Catch up!) It's Not Unusual, y'know, "It's not unusual to be loved by anyone! It's not unusual to have fun with anyone! But when I see you hanging about with anyone, it's not unusual to see me cry! I wanna die." Well, while that's playing he spots Monica playing craps and in victory hug the guy next to her. Chandler turns and walks out.]