words in movies
Joey: (on phone) Mom, so what did you think? (He walks away allowing the gang a chance to figure out what theyre gonna say.)
Joey: (hangs up the phone) Wow! Well, my folks really liked it! So what-what did you guys think? (Phoebe smiles, walks up to him, and presses her breasts against him.) It wasnt that good.
Rachel: Okay, so anyway Im sittin in my office and guess who walks in.
Rachel: Yeah! Guess who walks into my office is the end of my story. (To Monica and Phoebe) It was Ralph Lauren! (Monica and Phoebe gasp) Ralph Lauren walked into my office!
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up. She stops and watches him pick up the phone.]
Dr. Stryker Remoray: Good morning. (He walks over to the bed, leans down, and whispers to him.) Drake, its your brother Stryker. Can you hear me?
Joey's Hand Twin: That's okay. (Walks out.)
(Chandler's boss (Doug) walks up.)
Monica: Oh! (Gets up) Lets see, well if this is the wedding hall then umm (Walks away) youre parents will be at home in Queens.
(She slowly walks forward and backward, to gain speed...)
Ross: Paolo, I-I just want to tell you and I think I speak for everyone when I say... (shuts door in his face and walks away)
(Phoebe's bear takes the lead, followed by Joey's robot, and far behind is Chandler and Monica's dog, which walks a few paces, stops and starts barking, sits, walks again, and so on... )
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, later. Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking. Phoebe walks in with Steve (Crystal Duck winner Jon Lovitz).]
Ross: (walks down the stairs and grabs the flowers out of the vase on the endtable) Okay dad.
[Rachel walks past Joey towards the couch]
Dennis Phillips: Oh, thank you. Well if youll excuse me, Im gonna go get myself a drink. Be back in a moment. (Walks away.)
Phoebe: Whoa-whoa-whoa! No drinks near the bucket! Set it down over there and then you can make a contribution! (The guy starts to walk away with a hurt look on his face.) And you can leave the hurt bunny look over there too! (Her boss and a co-worker walk up.) Hi Bob! (The same old lady from before walks bye.) (To the old lady.) I thought I told you to get outta here!
Rachel: (on the phone) Monica, Im quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didnt even buy it! (Pause) Im telling you Im quitting! Thats it! Im talking to my boss right now! (Pause) Yes I am! (Pause) Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message. (Hangs up as her boss, Mr. Waltham, walks in.) Oh! Mr. Waltham, I ah really need to talk to you.
[Scene Joey and Janines new apartment, Janine is there. Joey walks in to see Janine bent over, stretching.]
Joey: (walks to catch up to him) Alright, look, I'll start, OK?
Chandler: (walks away from window) OK, that's enough of the view. Check this out, look at this. Sit down, sit down.
[She closes the door in his face. Ross walks sullenly back to the couch and sits down. A moment of silence ensues.]
(Chandler walks over to the counter where Phoebe is, and is asking her about the break-up.)
Tim: (walks behind Phoebe) Hi! (And startles her.)
Stage Director: Well, here's your phone doctor. (She walks away.)
RACH: We went through a lot of wine tonight, you guys. [walks over to table, holding five empty wine bottles]
Monica: (laughs) No. (Closes the door as Chandler walks up.)
Monica: Are you kidding? This is where they get out stains! Okay? This is like Disneyland for me. Im-Im gonna be over here watching the dance of the clean shirts. (She points to and walks over to the electric clothes rack they have.)
Chandler: Oh, I am no women, but that is one tasty dish. (Phoebe walks in.)
Ross: I see... Thanks very much. (he gets up and walks to the door. On his way out he looks at the photographs Mr Zelner has near his door. He picks one up.) Is this your son?
Amy: Ew. <walks into Rachel's room, I'm guessing>
Rachel: So, does this (The dress) come in another color or (The store owner walks away.)
(Charlie now also enters the room, Chandler walks to the bathroom)
Monica: Okay. (She gets up and walks over to Chandler.) Chandler? Can I see you for a second?
Chandler: He's probably in his room with his current girlfriend Charlie. That's the situation as we know it... (walks to Phoebe and Monica)
Phoebe: Oh, I thought this was your party and it turns out its a party for Howard. He's just the sweetest little man! (A guest walks up to her.)
(She walks over to Central Perk and enters to find Ross sitting on the couch, eating crab cakes. She takes off her coat while groaning and shuddering.)
(At this point, Chandler walks into the living room from his bedroom. Ross and Joey both have their backs to him, so they don't notice. Chandler sees the situation and remains quiet, watching.)
JOEY: Listen, uh, I don't know when I'm gonna see you again. CHANDLER: Well, I'm guessing uh, tonight at the coffee house. JOEY: Right, yeah. OK. Um, take care. CHANDLER: Yeah. [Joey walks out and after a few seconds comes back in and gives Chandler a big hug. He then leaves for good and Chandler is left alone in his apartment.] CLOSING CREDITS
[Cut to Monica and Rachels as Ross walks through the door. Rachel is holding the chrome star and crying.]
[Scene: The Airport, Carol and Ross are waiting for Emily and Susan to deplane. A gorgeous woman walks by and they both turn to watch her go.]
[Scene: The Charity Event, theyre holding a silent auction, Rachel is looking at one of the items and Phoebe walks up and hands her a glass of wine.]
Ross: Ah actually we dont. (Ross walks off)
Chandler: Get ready to run. (Chandler walks over to the new bride.) Congratulations on your wedding. (He grabs her, kisses her, Ross takes the picture, and they both run out.)
[Scene: Joey's apartment. He walks in reading his mail, and plays back his messages on the answering machine]
Joey: (Walks In)
Joey: I saw this movie once where there was a door and no one knew what was behind it, and when they finally got it open millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh. Yknow it wouldnt kill ya to respect your wifes privacy! (He walks away and into his apartment and looks the door.) Stupid closet full of bugs!
Phoebe: All right. (Gets up and walks out.)
Phoebe: Okay. (and she walks away)
[Scene: Monica's apartment, Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl.]
Phoebe: Its a trip for two! (She gets up and takes off her blouse-type thingy shes wearing over her dress.) Excuse me. (She walks over to table four.) Excuse me, is the person who won the Paris trip at this table?
(As Phoebe stands there in shock and disbelief, Chandler comes out of the bathroom and walks to his bedroom. Hes just got out of the shower and has the towel wrapped around himself high across his chest, and another towel wrapped around his head, like women wear towels. Joey watches Chandler wondering what the hell hes doing.)
Ross walks away with a face of yeah ok.
Ross walks over: Too far, Amy. Too far.
(Heather walks in)
[Rachel, seeing what he did for her, gets up, walks across the room, and kisses Ross]
JOEY: Wow, talk about your bad luck, I mean, the first time you try panties and someone walks off with your clothes.
(Ross turns around and walks back to Ben.)
(They kiss. Ross walks away, and then fades out.)
Chandler: Okay. (He walks away disgusted with himself.)
(A man walks by)
Phoebe: (walks in) Hey
Chandler: Who walks into a room and asks to see a persons hands?!
(Suddenly the door flies open and in walks Chandler!!)
Ross: (to the guard) Dont sweat it, Ive got this section covered. Yeah, in fact Ive got this little baby (Turns on a mini-flashlight) to shine in peoples eye(The guard walks away)Okay, see you later.
(Ross walks over to the woman, egg in hand.)
Joey: Later! (He runs away down the hall and hides behind a corner to a whole other corridor.) Oh man! (Walks down the hallway in desperation.) Hot girl! Hot girl!!
(He walks out quickly with Emma in his arms.)
(Rachel walks away, pleased with her self.)
Monica starts crying: Thank you. It was so beautiful. <gets up and walks towards the front door> I'm going to go to Joeys and get the pies.
Chandler: Maybe not even then. (Joey walks in)
(Molly gets up and walks away)
Bitsy: She actually makes me miss that pill-popping ex-wife of his. (Mike walks in) Oh, hello dear...
Tag: I feel great. (Rachel laughs) In fact! (Walks over to her desk, sweeps its contents onto the floor and Rachel just glares at him.) What?
CHANDLER: Ok, good night. [walks towards his room] You big freak of nature.
(Chandler walks in)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in]
(a woman walks in)
[Scene: A street, Phoebe walks up to a homeless person (Lizzie) she knows.]
(a nurse walks in)
Monica: (walks to Phoebe's door) Phoebe! Phoebe, open up!
(Joey spots them and walks towards them)
(Charlie walks in.)
(Joey, resigned, walks to Rachel's table)
(Joey walks in)
Rachel: Yeah. Sure. (Throws some in her bag and she walks away as Phoebe, dressed as Supergirl walks up and eyes Monica who eyes her back.)
(Monica walks in)
(Chandler walks in)
(He walks over to look and some clothes and Rachel quickly turns around and adjusts her bra, trying to show off her assets.)
(Joey walks in)
(Charlie walks by)
[Scene: A restaurant, Joey and Rachel are still hugging as a waiter walks by the table to talk to the annoying waiter from before who is watching.]
Chandler: Here goes. (He walks over to her but just stands there.)
Phoebe: But, I mean, do you think hes gonna enjoy it when hes up to his elbows in the diapers from all the babies they have to have right away?! This is not fair to Frank, (she walks behind them again, and hey again turn to follow her) and it-its not fair to the babies, and y'know what, its not good home economics.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is coming home. As we walks through the door, and without looking up, he goes to throw his keys on the foosball table, only, its gone and the keys it the floor. He then looks up at an empty apartment; everything is gone except for the entertainment center and that ceramic dog. Even the food in the fridge!]
Monica: Oh, he is. And he is so dreamy. I mean, y'know what, when he left I actually used the phrase, Hummina-hummina-hummina. (walks away)
(The same woman walks over and takes Rachel's laundry cart.)
Joey: Rach?! (He walks over to the fridge to put it in, but it cannot be opened either) Rachel!!!!? (He walks to the bathroom and tries to lift the toilet seat cover. It won't come up.) So I can't do anything I like????
Joey: Thanks. (The grip walks away.) (Reading the card.) Congratulations on your big break.
Phoebe: Now, that's trash. Young lady, you can't (The lady ignores her and walks off.) Hey! Stop that young lady, she donated trash!
[Scene: Outside the Nursery, Ross is looking at Emma as Phoebe walks up.]
Phoebe: Hello handsome. (Sees Ursula over her shoulder) Oh God. (Walks away in shame as they kiss.) Oh look at you two. So when did you guys meet?
(Joey walks up to Cecilia Monroe who plays Jessica.)
Joanna: Oh great! Ill keep it in my butt with your nose. (She grabs the cookie and walks out.)
(As he walks past both Chandler and Ross notice the bag and stare at each other in shock.)
[Phoebe walks from the living room to the kitchen and talks quietly to Rachel.]