words in movies
(Monica walks in, starts to go out on the balcony.)
(Rachel walks away from Paolo, laughing.)
Stage Director: Well, here's your phone doctor. (She walks away.)
[She closes the door in his face. Ross walks sullenly back to the couch and sits down. A moment of silence ensues.]
Monica: (laughs) No. (Closes the door as Chandler walks up.)
Monica: Are you kidding? This is where they get out stains! Okay? This is like Disneyland for me. Im-Im gonna be over here watching the dance of the clean shirts. (She points to and walks over to the electric clothes rack they have.)
Dr. Stryker Remoray: Good morning. (He walks over to the bed, leans down, and whispers to him.) Drake, its your brother Stryker. Can you hear me?
RACH: We went through a lot of wine tonight, you guys. [walks over to table, holding five empty wine bottles]
Chandler: Oh, I am no women, but that is one tasty dish. (Phoebe walks in.)
Amy: Ew. <walks into Rachel's room, I'm guessing>
(She walks over to Central Perk and enters to find Ross sitting on the couch, eating crab cakes. She takes off her coat while groaning and shuddering.)
Rachel: So, does this (The dress) come in another color or (The store owner walks away.)
(At this point, Chandler walks into the living room from his bedroom. Ross and Joey both have their backs to him, so they don't notice. Chandler sees the situation and remains quiet, watching.)
JOEY: Listen, uh, I don't know when I'm gonna see you again. CHANDLER: Well, I'm guessing uh, tonight at the coffee house. JOEY: Right, yeah. OK. Um, take care. CHANDLER: Yeah. [Joey walks out and after a few seconds comes back in and gives Chandler a big hug. He then leaves for good and Chandler is left alone in his apartment.] CLOSING CREDITS
(Charlie now also enters the room, Chandler walks to the bathroom)
[Cut to Monica and Rachels as Ross walks through the door. Rachel is holding the chrome star and crying.]
Monica: Okay. (She gets up and walks over to Chandler.) Chandler? Can I see you for a second?
Chandler: He's probably in his room with his current girlfriend Charlie. That's the situation as we know it... (walks to Phoebe and Monica)
Phoebe: Oh, I thought this was your party and it turns out its a party for Howard. He's just the sweetest little man! (A guest walks up to her.)
Phoebe: All right. (Gets up and walks out.)
Ross: I see... Thanks very much. (he gets up and walks to the door. On his way out he looks at the photographs Mr Zelner has near his door. He picks one up.) Is this your son?
[Scene: The Airport, Carol and Ross are waiting for Emily and Susan to deplane. A gorgeous woman walks by and they both turn to watch her go.]
Ross: Ah actually we dont. (Ross walks off)
[Scene: The Charity Event, theyre holding a silent auction, Rachel is looking at one of the items and Phoebe walks up and hands her a glass of wine.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. He walks in reading his mail, and plays back his messages on the answering machine]
Chandler: Get ready to run. (Chandler walks over to the new bride.) Congratulations on your wedding. (He grabs her, kisses her, Ross takes the picture, and they both run out.)
Joey: (Walks In)
Joey: I saw this movie once where there was a door and no one knew what was behind it, and when they finally got it open millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh. Yknow it wouldnt kill ya to respect your wifes privacy! (He walks away and into his apartment and looks the door.) Stupid closet full of bugs!
[Scene: Monica's apartment, Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl.]
Ross walks over: Too far, Amy. Too far.
Phoebe: Okay. (and she walks away)
(As Phoebe stands there in shock and disbelief, Chandler comes out of the bathroom and walks to his bedroom. Hes just got out of the shower and has the towel wrapped around himself high across his chest, and another towel wrapped around his head, like women wear towels. Joey watches Chandler wondering what the hell hes doing.)
Ross walks away with a face of yeah ok.
Phoebe: Its a trip for two! (She gets up and takes off her blouse-type thingy shes wearing over her dress.) Excuse me. (She walks over to table four.) Excuse me, is the person who won the Paris trip at this table?
(Heather walks in)
JOEY: Wow, talk about your bad luck, I mean, the first time you try panties and someone walks off with your clothes.
(Ross turns around and walks back to Ben.)
[Rachel, seeing what he did for her, gets up, walks across the room, and kisses Ross]
(They kiss. Ross walks away, and then fades out.)
(Suddenly the door flies open and in walks Chandler!!)
Chandler: Okay. (He walks away disgusted with himself.)
(A man walks by)
Ross: (to the guard) Dont sweat it, Ive got this section covered. Yeah, in fact Ive got this little baby (Turns on a mini-flashlight) to shine in peoples eye(The guard walks away)Okay, see you later.
Chandler: Who walks into a room and asks to see a persons hands?!
Phoebe: (walks in) Hey
(Ross walks over to the woman, egg in hand.)
(He walks out quickly with Emma in his arms.)
Monica starts crying: Thank you. It was so beautiful. <gets up and walks towards the front door> I'm going to go to Joeys and get the pies.
Tag: I feel great. (Rachel laughs) In fact! (Walks over to her desk, sweeps its contents onto the floor and Rachel just glares at him.) What?
Chandler: Maybe not even then. (Joey walks in)
(Rachel walks away, pleased with her self.)
Joey: Later! (He runs away down the hall and hides behind a corner to a whole other corridor.) Oh man! (Walks down the hallway in desperation.) Hot girl! Hot girl!!
(Molly gets up and walks away)
Bitsy: She actually makes me miss that pill-popping ex-wife of his. (Mike walks in) Oh, hello dear...
CHANDLER: Ok, good night. [walks towards his room] You big freak of nature.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in]
[Scene: A street, Phoebe walks up to a homeless person (Lizzie) she knows.]
(a woman walks in)
(Chandler walks in)
Monica: (walks to Phoebe's door) Phoebe! Phoebe, open up!
(Charlie walks in.)
(a nurse walks in)
Rachel: Yeah. Sure. (Throws some in her bag and she walks away as Phoebe, dressed as Supergirl walks up and eyes Monica who eyes her back.)
(Joey, resigned, walks to Rachel's table)
(He walks over to look and some clothes and Rachel quickly turns around and adjusts her bra, trying to show off her assets.)
(Monica walks in)
(Joey walks in)
(Joey spots them and walks towards them)
(Chandler walks in)
Joey: Rach?! (He walks over to the fridge to put it in, but it cannot be opened either) Rachel!!!!? (He walks to the bathroom and tries to lift the toilet seat cover. It won't come up.) So I can't do anything I like????
Chandler: Here goes. (He walks over to her but just stands there.)
(Joey walks in)
(The same woman walks over and takes Rachel's laundry cart.)
(Charlie walks by)
[Scene: A restaurant, Joey and Rachel are still hugging as a waiter walks by the table to talk to the annoying waiter from before who is watching.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is coming home. As we walks through the door, and without looking up, he goes to throw his keys on the foosball table, only, its gone and the keys it the floor. He then looks up at an empty apartment; everything is gone except for the entertainment center and that ceramic dog. Even the food in the fridge!]
Monica: Oh, he is. And he is so dreamy. I mean, y'know what, when he left I actually used the phrase, Hummina-hummina-hummina. (walks away)
[Scene: Outside the Nursery, Ross is looking at Emma as Phoebe walks up.]
Phoebe: Now, that's trash. Young lady, you can't (The lady ignores her and walks off.) Hey! Stop that young lady, she donated trash!
Phoebe: But, I mean, do you think hes gonna enjoy it when hes up to his elbows in the diapers from all the babies they have to have right away?! This is not fair to Frank, (she walks behind them again, and hey again turn to follow her) and it-its not fair to the babies, and y'know what, its not good home economics.
Joey: Thanks. (The grip walks away.) (Reading the card.) Congratulations on your big break.
Rachel: (Joey walks to the door) Although...
(Joey walks up to Cecilia Monroe who plays Jessica.)
Joanna: Oh great! Ill keep it in my butt with your nose. (She grabs the cookie and walks out.)
(As he walks past both Chandler and Ross notice the bag and stare at each other in shock.)
Ross: Anyway seriously, uh just just talk to the guy, okay? And tell me how it goes. (walks towards the door until )
Phoebe: Rachel, come here. (Rachel walks over to Phoebe. Chandler sits down on the lounge-chair.) Okay, I was just starting to take my Thanksgiving nap, and I had another dream about Jack.
Phoebe: Hello handsome. (Sees Ursula over her shoulder) Oh God. (Walks away in shame as they kiss.) Oh look at you two. So when did you guys meet?
[Phoebe walks from the living room to the kitchen and talks quietly to Rachel.]
[Scene: The Cooking Class, Joey is trying to cook as the teacher walks over to him.]
(The doctor hands the boy to the nurse, and she walks over to another part of the room with him.)
Mr. Treeger: (measures the top of the doorframe) Whoa! This looks like an all day job, Ill have to cancel my yoga class. (Ross walks up.) Hey Ross!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler walks in and starts raiding the fridge. Then Rachel comes out of the shower with a towel wrapped round her waist, drying herself with another towel. Chandler and Rachel startle each other and she drops the towel for a second and snatches the rug off the couch.]
[Scene: A Street, Ross walks past Tag wearing the same red sweater.]
(He walks over, but just before he knocks on the door, he hears some moans and looks shocked.)
Chandler: You like the Purple Rain display! (A guy walks up.) Hey Bob.
Mr. Geller: Have a seat son. (You can see Mr. Geller sitting closer to the door as Chandler walks over and sits in his lap.) Hey!! (Chandler quickly jumps off and sits next to him with a shocked expression on his face.)
Chandler: Okay, wait. All right, thats it, okay, Im out of here. I am not going to be embarrassed anymore! (He trips over a box, falls into a flower stand and walks away trying to be cool.)
(Joey walks in)
(Phoebe walks in wearing a fancy, revealing dress, and stands before Joey)
(Mike walks in.)
Chandler: Oh yeah! (Monica walks outside)