words in movies
Monica: Its a dead dog. Thats Chi-Chi; she died when I was in high school.
Parker: Maaaassapequa, sounds like a magical place. Tell me about Massapequa, is it steep in Native American history? {Transcribers Note: Interestingly Alec Baldwin was born in Massapequa.}
Ross: What was wrong with Mona?
Ross: No, no, it was just our parents and 1 or 2 friends. It was a small wedding.
Rachel: But it was beautiful. I mean it was small, but kind of spectacular.
Rachel: And my veil was lace, made by blind, Belgium nuns.
Rachel: Well, not at first, but it was very intricate work and they said even though they lost their sight, it was all worth it.
Rachel: And the ring, was the size of my fist (makes a fist)!
Joey: I know Im having the worst time. There was a 15-minute line for the buffet, and when I finally got up to the plates, I slipped on a giant booger!
Monica: No, no its going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably dont say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, Im-Im saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she cant because shes dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember shes dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didnt see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesnt get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Heres to mom and dad! Whatever!
Mrs. Geller: Thank you Monica that was uh, interesting. Wasnt it interesting, Jack?
Rachel: It was really fun being married to you tonight.
Ross: Yeah! And! And, it was the easiest 400 bucks Ive ever made.
Ross: I know, I know it was stupid.
Rachel: Are you kidding?! With the, with the lilies, and-and the song, and the stars! It was really wonderful! Did you just make that up?
Ross: Yknow I dont understand why they didnt cry. It was a beautiful speech.
Ross: Hey! All that stuff you said about true love, you were right, I mean, we did learn a lot from Mom and Dad! And that picture of Chi-Chi with her mischievous grin. And what you said about Nana. Ohh, yeah she really wouldve wanted to be there. And you know what? I think she was.
Phoebe: Well, maybe its so big because the house was built on radioactive waste.
Mr. Waltham: I-I was wondering, my niece you see is in from Londonwell Shropshire really but yknowwell shes about your age I say. Anyway I have tickets for the opera, Die Fledermaus, and I was wondering if youd like to keep her company this evening?
Mrs. Geller: It really was. Oh, c'mere, sweetheart. (Hugs her) Y'know, I think it might be time for you to start using night cream.
Monica: (Comes up for below the covers and looks concerned.) Do you think he knew I was here? (Chandler quickly looks at Monica not knowing what to say.)
Phoebe: Yeah, I think it was better when you guys were sad. Hey, uh, remember the roller blades?
Wendy: Seriously? Happily married. So that phone call before, that was ... happy?
Ross: I meanno, its just cause, its just cause you and I were like a nightmare. (Screams.) No, but there was some good times.
Charlie: Well, for one, he was talking about paintings that were nowhere around.
Chandler: (smiling to himself too) That's what I was doing too.
ROSS: Excellent, that was excellent.
Phoebe: I cant. I cant. She dumped me, I mean I totally trusted her and then one day it was Okay, bye Pheebs gone. Y'know what the saddest part is, when we were playing together, that was like the most fun Ive ever had in like all my lives.
Ross: Wow! I didnt know that there was a Pottery Barn up here.
Monica: (visibly upset) She picked Rachel. I mean, she tried to back out of it, but it was obvious. She picked Rachel.
Chandler: I was in the car with Nancy all day.
Ross: Oh yeah, about telling Mom and Dad, I was thinking about maybe writing a letter.
Chandler: Hi, my names Chandler. I just moved in next door and I was wondering if you would be interested in battling me in a post-apoplectic world for control of the galaxies last remaining energy source?
Monica: Oh! It was our pleasure. We are so much enjoying getting to know you.
Joey: Look, it was a job all right?
Phoebe: Wow, it was sowow!
CHANDLER: No, Stephen Hurs was the kid who would eat anything for money, David Stein was the guy who had no elbows.
Rachel: Yeah. It was the weirdest thing. Zelner called me and he said we'll do everything we can to get you back. And that I should thank some Ron... I don't even know what department that guy's in.
ROSS: No, no, I was turnin' the knob and, and. . . here it is.
Elizabeth: Yeah, Ive been coming here since I was a kid. This used to be my Grandmas.
(Monica is dancing. At first she seems insecure and moves slowly, but then gets into the groove and swings her hips from side to side while holding her hands up. She then eats the last piece of pizza she was holding and again moves her hips from side to side, pushing her hands in the air in beat with the music. Her moves get more wildly while she's snapping her fingers. She loses balance and falls back onto a pink bean bag.)
Rachel: Mrs. Kay! Oh yeah, she was sweet. She taught me Spanish. I actually think I remember some of it, tu madre es loca. (I think thats your mothers crazy.)
Rachel: No. No, she told me his name was Ken Adams.
Joey: You know what? This is a bad idea. Forget it. Forget it, and listen, do me a favor, this conversation was between you and me.
Ross: Oh, oh, I'm, I'm, I'm sorry sweetie, I was just trying to ah, I'm dialing another number. (hangs up)
Rachel: man sharks. I always knew there was something weird about that dude. But you promised to love him no matter what.
Rachel: Barry was the guy that I was almost married and Mindy was my best friend.
Phoebe: I cant believe you didnt tell me there was a suicide note!
CHANDLER: OK, I was wrong, that's what they used to cover Connecticut.
PHOEBE: Oh yeah. You know, I don't know if I was happier when um George Bailey destroyed the family business or um, Donna Reid cried, or when the mean pharmacist made his ear bleed.
Monica: I cannot believe that I just spent the last two days trying to figure out the recipe and it was in my cupboard the whole time!
David: Daryl Hannah was the most beautiful woman that he'd ever seen in his life and I said yeah, I liked her in Splash, a lot, but not so much in- in Wall Street, I thought she had kind of a
Chandler: I mean I was nothing before you. Call the other girls and ask. Which wouldn't take long. But when I'm with you, and we're together, OH MY GOD.
Rachel: Did I say I was done guessing? Okay, thank you for that. Oh wow! Whats this?
Chandler: Well this is great. Yknow, those cameras were the only thing that was gonna cheer Monica up today, shes really depressed.
Rachel: Um, ok, uh, oh god, um, when you and uh Ross first started going out, it was really hard for me, um, for many reasons, which I'm not gonna bore you with now, but um, I just, I see how happy he is, you know, and how good you guys are together, and um, Monica's always saying how nice you are, and god I hate it when she's right.
Rachel: That was amazing. I can't even send back soup.
Chandler: Yeah that was stupid. Lets not do that.
Ross: Nothing. But the complaint department at the condom company got an earful. And then when I turned around she was gone.
Ross: Correct, his profession was?
Rachel: Yeah. Oh! Was how you invented the cotton gin?!
Phoebe: Oh, I was telling them about you and Emily. Y'know, try to get some sympathy.
Phoebe: Wow! This reminds me of the time when I was umm, living on the street and this guy offered to buy me food if I slept with him.
Ross: I mean look, that-that one night we had was fun and and certainly passionate, but dont you think its better if we just stayed friends?
Dennis Phillips: Oh, Im so sorry I missed the ceremony, I was stuck at auditions.
Chandler: it was like the Algonquin kids table. (They all laugh, but Joey only laughs not to be left out.)
Rachel: Oh you know what? When I was a little girl I had a little pink pony named Cotton. Oh I loved her so much, I took her everywhere, I would braid her tail...
Chandler: No-no all kids are embarrassed by their parents, youd have to come up with a whole new word for what I went through. When I was in High School, he used to come to all of my swim meets dressed as a different Hollywood starlet. Yknow its hard enough to be fourteen. Youre skinny. Youre wearing speedoesThat your mom promised that you would grow into! And you look up into the stands and theres your dad cheering you on dressed as Carmen Miranda. We was wearing a headdress with real fruit that he will later hand out to your friends as a healthy snack!
Rachel: Yeah, I know. I had the greatest day though, I got to sit in on the meeting with the reps from Calvin Klien. I told my boss I liked this line of lingerie, she ordered a ton of it. How was your day?
JOEY: Incredible! I met the director this time and you'll never believe who it was.
Chandler: Owen didn't know he was adopted, and Monica told him.
Monica: That really was some of your best work.
Tag: But Im not gay. And I especially wouldnt want you to think I was gay.
Phoebe: So, what? Monica, we have the winning ticket! My psychic said I was gonna win, remember?
Chandler: Youre right, I have no excuses! I was totally over the line.
DUNCAN: Well I guess on some level I always knew I was straight. I though I was supposed to be something else, you know, I'm an ice dancer, all my friends are gay, I was just tryin' to fit in.
Sandy: No, none at all. You need to be happy with whoever is in your home... Although if you don't mind telling me, what was your problem? Maybe it's something I can work on in the future.
Phoebe: When I was you! Y'know what, its all Joeys fault, cause he left his nose open!
Joey: Ohh! (Realises it was all a trick to get Phoebe to name the baby Chandler.)
Rachel: Umm Pheebs, remember when we were in the coffee house we decided that I was going to keep the uh, the cute guys cell phone?
Joey: I know, it was the best I could get out of them.
Joey: Oh, I was reading it last night, and I got scared, so.
Rachel: As I was saying I should probably have the first of the three kids by the time Im 35 which gives me five years. I love this plan! I wanna marry this plan!
Rachel: Well, however great she was I just cant afford that.
Ross: Yeah, I was but uh, she was a little busy with a water balloon fight.
Rachel: Whoa! My God! So what, you all just joined together to hate me?! Who else was in this club?
Paul: And anyhow, Im sorry I was so harsh before, but you have to understand that I (pause) still look at Lizzie like shes a twelve-year-old girl.
Joey: I was uh, I was thinking I might want to pick one of those babies up for myself, I might want to get one of those
Tag: I got asked out twice today when I was at lunch by guys.
Ross: Look Carol umm, I was, I was thinking maybe uh, maybe we can spice things up a little.
CHANDLER: That was so lame.
Rachel: You have! Ross, you should give yourself credit. I mean my Mom never thought this would work out. It was all, Once a cheater, always a cheater.
Chandler: She was not good. Not good.
RACHEL: Oh, well, it pretty much sucked. How was yours?
Rachel: (to Monica) Did you know he was in there?
Ross: Let me ask you something, at your school was there a like uh a place on campus where students went to uh, fool around.
Phoebe: Yeah, uh-huh, there was nothing. (Pause) Can I get some water?
Ross: You have 30 seconds. And the lightning round beginsstop it (Chandler stops jumping)now. What was Monicas nickname when she was a field hockey goalie?
Ross: And you thought she was going to be in our way! So, why dont you, uh, open the champagne, and Ill be right back. Ive got a surprise for you.
Phoebe: Yeah, she was bald, shes not now.
Rachel: Well is it fair that all you did was put on a cape and I gotta give you free stuff?
Ross: There was no song. (to Monica) There was no song!
Chandler: You didnt see how mad he was, yknow?
Mona: Oh good, youre here. Yeah, and I was worried that it was going to be uncomfortable.
Rachel: ..so, he said it was just a sprain, and that was it.
Chandler: Yeah, it was time. The old condom ring in the leather just doesnt say cool anymore.
Monica: Dad, Chandler was just laughing at your joke.
PHOEBE: No, that's my stepdad. My real dad's the one that ran out on us before I was born.
RACHEL: Oh yeah. Well, at least I wasn't too chicken to tell some guy I thought he was cute.
Monica: Hey, Rach. How was it with your friends? (She and Phoebe scream.) Okay! How would you like some Tiki Death Punch? (She pours the contents of the blender into some glasses.)
Mackenzie: This is what my mom was talking about. Whiners are wieners. (Joey glares at her angrily) Look, you want your friends to be happy, right?
Monica: Oh wow! Okay. Dont scare me like that okay? I mean for a minute there I was like, "Oh my God! The worst has happened!"
PHOEBE: I sense these things. It was either but or butter.
Joey: (running from his bedroom) Oh my God! I overslept! I was supposed to be on the set a half an hour ago! I gotta get out of here!
Monica: All right, hold on okay? First thing's first. (Gets her cleaning gloves on) Okay, now did Ross sit anywhere while he was naked?
Monica: I gotta tell you, yesterday was amazing. That massage felt so good!
Rachel: ...And so then I realized. All this stuff I had been doing. proposing to Joshua, lying to Ross about why I couldnt come to the wedding. Was all just a way of...