words in movies
Monica: Its a dead dog. Thats Chi-Chi; she died when I was in high school.
Parker: Maaaassapequa, sounds like a magical place. Tell me about Massapequa, is it steep in Native American history? {Transcribers Note: Interestingly Alec Baldwin was born in Massapequa.}
Ross: What was wrong with Mona?
Ross: No, no, it was just our parents and 1 or 2 friends. It was a small wedding.
Rachel: But it was beautiful. I mean it was small, but kind of spectacular.
Rachel: And my veil was lace, made by blind, Belgium nuns.
Rachel: Well, not at first, but it was very intricate work and they said even though they lost their sight, it was all worth it.
Rachel: And the ring, was the size of my fist (makes a fist)!
Joey: I know Im having the worst time. There was a 15-minute line for the buffet, and when I finally got up to the plates, I slipped on a giant booger!
Monica: No, no its going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably dont say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, Im-Im saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she cant because shes dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember shes dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didnt see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesnt get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Heres to mom and dad! Whatever!
Mrs. Geller: Thank you Monica that was uh, interesting. Wasnt it interesting, Jack?
Rachel: It was really fun being married to you tonight.
Ross: Yeah! And! And, it was the easiest 400 bucks Ive ever made.
Ross: I know, I know it was stupid.
Rachel: Are you kidding?! With the, with the lilies, and-and the song, and the stars! It was really wonderful! Did you just make that up?
Ross: Yknow I dont understand why they didnt cry. It was a beautiful speech.
Ross: Hey! All that stuff you said about true love, you were right, I mean, we did learn a lot from Mom and Dad! And that picture of Chi-Chi with her mischievous grin. And what you said about Nana. Ohh, yeah she really wouldve wanted to be there. And you know what? I think she was.
Rachel: WellReally? I thought Chandler was your best friend.
Ross: What, so he was a little analytical. That's what he does, y'know? C'mon, he's not that bad.
Rachel: No we werent! It was nothing! It was one night, senior year we went to a party, had a lot of sangria and yknow, ended up kissing for a bit.
Chandler: Thats the way I did it til I was 19.
Chandler: That was weird.
Ross: I was going to tell you, but
Chandler: I was just at the bank, and there was this really hot teller, and she didnt ask me to go do it with her in the vault.
Monica: She was like 30, dark hair, attractive.
Monica: I was the pile of coats!
Guy: Im sorry, I wa, I wa, I was just ah.... (starts to laugh again)
Mr. Treeger:: Ahh, forget it! Ill never be any good at this, my mom was right, Im just a big potato with arms, and legs, and a head.
Phoebe: So how was the honeymoon?
Chandler: He was asking all these questions about you, me, and London. And, of course the glue that holds this all together, the rules.
Phoebe: (entering) Hey, you guys. Listen, Im sorry that I was hogging the game before(Sees the top ten list)Oh my God! Your friends have some unfortunate initials!
Joey: Hard to tell, I was naked.
Director: (to Joey) Good job, little buddy. That was some really good French. But I think we're gonna go with someone else for the part.
Will: Yes he was. (Holds up his hand for a high-five.)
Rachel: So who else was in this club?
Chandler: (nervously) It was at the front door. When I got home. Somebody sent it to us.
Chandler: Let me get this straight. I called yesterday trying to cancel my reservation and I was told it was not refundable, then we drove six hours all the way up here and now you tell me that we don't have a reservation?
Ross: Look, this is just a little too familiar, okay? For like, for like six months before Carol and I spilt up, all I heard was: "My friend Susan is so smart. My friend Susan is so funny. My friend Susan is so great."
Rachel: Oh, I really liked him. (Looks at Ross) Yeah, it was really, really, really good.
RACHEL: (after a pause with everyone staring at her, she goes up to the microphone) Ya, know what Barr, I'm not gonna leave. I probably should, but I'm not, see 'cause I promised myself that I would make it through at least *one* of your weddings (da-doom-chesh). See now, tonight, all I really wanted was to make it though this evening with a little bit of grace and dignity. Well (laughing), I guess we can all agree that's not gonna happen. There's nothing really left to say except....(starts singing) "Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl. With yellow feathers (band joins in), feathers in her hair, and a dress cut down to there. She would..."
Joey: Why would you ruin it, who was that hurtin'?
Monica: I was trying to help out a squirrel.
Ross: Not-not really. Th-th-there was just Carol.
Rachel: I do not know what's wrong with us, I mean, we have kissed before and that's been great! But this time it was leading somewhere and I was very aware of the fact that it was Joey touching me.
Rachel: What college was that Dina?
Chandler: Oh no-no-no I was just squinting. That doesnt mean anything.
Melissa: Okay. (To Phoebe) Well, it was great meeting you. And uh Rachel, I-I dont think Ill be calling you (hails a cab) because umm, yknow youve gotten weird. (The cab pulls up.) Take care you guys.
Chandler: Sorry, my my thing was in there with me.
CHANDLER: Wow, it sounds even cooler when somebody else says it. I was awesome, ok? She was biting her lip to stop from screaming.
Dennis Phillips: Oh my God, that was for my benefit?
Ross: I know, I know I was, but there was always this little voice inside that kept saying it's never gonna happen, move on. You know whose voice that was?
The Security Guard: (To Phoebe) Was it her quarter?
CHANDLER: Well I didn't think that was serious. [grabs the spoons back] Ya know I thought that was just a fight.
Erica: I was wondering you both have such serious jobs. (to Monica) Would you have time to take care of a baby and your flock?
Phoebe: (interrupting him) I was just being polite!
Kristen: Oh okay. But yknow what? Be careful. Because a guy was helping me before had to leave because he hurt his back.
Monica: Alright, let me ask you this question: How many of you thought the music was fine, but not in keeping with the tone of the restaurant? (a few raise their hands again).
Mrs. Geller: No-no-no, that was all true. This was just in case you pulled a Monica.
Joey: Hey Rach, listen I was thinkin uh, Im gonna have an extra room over at my place
Chandler: Oh. Yknow, that night meant a lot to me too, and it wasnt because I was in a bad place or anything, it just meant a lot to me cause, youre really hot! Is that okay?
MRS. GREENE: You thought I was Rachel?
Joey: Who was that?
ROSS: Now that's a little spoiled. He was supposed to type "little", the idiot.
Phoebe: Oh really? What was your first?
Ross: Alright. (He goes to get the glasses. Then he hesitates and turns off the main light. Rachel looks round and he acts surprised) The, uh, the neighbours must be vacuuming. (He sits down and starts to pour the wine) Well, so long as we're here and, uh, not on the subject, I was thinking about, uh, how mad we got at each other before, and, um, I was thinking maybe it was partially because of how we, um...
Joey: No. (Pause) wait a minute what was the little mermaid?
Joey: Oh yeah, that was a pretty good night.
{Transcribers Note: As with all the cliffhangers, there was no credits scene. There will be a ninth and final season of Friends starting sometime in September. See you then, have a good summer everyone.}
Phoebe: Was that story over?
CHAN: My diary! My diary, that's brilliant. I should have told her it was my diary, she never would have made me read her my diary.
Joey: Hey Ross, listen, Dirk was wondering about the woman that you brought and if you guys were together, or...
Rachel: Thats what I was gonna say.
Elizabeth: Okay. I didnt know he was here. (Runs over to Rachel.)
JOEY: Phoebe, this was the greatest thing that ever happened to me.
Manny: I've heard the speech: (in a mocking voice) "if he knew it was gonna be the last time he saw her... "
ROSS: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.
Joey: It was different for you guys! I mean, I mean, you were both in the same place, right?
JOEY: Oh yeah, yeah, she's great, but... I kinda got the feeling that she was sort of... coming on to me. And I definitely would get the part if I would've... you know... if I would have sent the Little General in.
JOEY: When I was little, I wanted to be a veteranarian, but then I found out you had to put your hands into cows and stuff.
Phoebe: It was the end of the party, you were probably ironing wrapping paper.
Chandler: Yeah! Sure, sure. So, what was going on with you today? Oh-oh-oh!
Monica: You did? What was he talking about?
Monica: (groans) That was a long night.
Monica: Okay, he was talking about rules.
Ross: Smooth man. Yeah, you got some chilie on your neck. (Chandler checks and runs into the bathroom.) Well, I just want to say, thanks everyone, this-this was great. And hey! See you guys Monday morning. (They museum geeks wave at him.) Thanks Joey.
Joey: I guess I'm going to have to come up with a really good reason why I wasn't there. The producers are going to be so mad at me. They sat us all down yesterday and said "Everyone has to be there at 6:00 AM sharp, that means you Tribbiani." Like.. like I was some kind of idiot.
Rachel: No, I was waiting for you!
Chandler: Well, what if all my stuff was here?
Rachel: He was a hamster! I am not going to vacuum up my baby!
Mr. Geller: No. Your mother really did the work. I was busy with the business. I wasn't around that much. Is that what this is about?
Ross: I was talking to myself! Youre going down!
Ross: I thought that was just a rumour.
Joey: Yeah-yeah, he was playing blackjack for like an hour and he won $5,000. Can you believe that? $5,000!
Phoebe: Yeah, okay. Hey, wait. Do you know what kind of birth control she was using?
Joey: Well, I was due.
Phoebe: The name was my favourite part!
Woman: I was her accountant four years ago.
Earl: Well, was there anything else?!
Rachel: Hey! Wait a minute! That was different! I did those things because I was in love with you!
Rachel: I thought I was a complete idiot.
Ross: That was me.
Phoebe: Yeah, they thought I was a whore.
Phoebe: Never mind. But it was going to be really good.
Chandler: Monica, I was wondering if you can make me some of that righteous mac and cheese like last year.
Mrs. Lynch: I didnt realize that she was so close.
Rachel: Wow that was a big one.
Rachel: Oh, I was just gonna ask!
Paul: So Ross was in college and decided to jump at the chance to take a young girl to her high school prom.
Monica: All the time. In fact, I was undefeated.
Ross: Phoebe! I can't believe you gave them money! I thought you agreed it was totally unreasonable that they asked me for that money!
Rachel: But wait you said everything was gonna be okay.
Rachel: All right, well the place was closed. Ill just copy it later.
Joey: Okay. (Clears throat) Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe
Joey: Oh, man! I wouldn't have had breakfast if I knew there was going to be corsages!
Rachel: Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing!
Phoebe: Anyway, I just wanted to say thank you, it was just, it was so sweet. (She goes to hug them and they both flinch, thinking that Phoebe is about to attack them.)
MNCA: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait one minute. Wait a minute. I believe this will change your mind. [Reads from paper] In a mediocre play, Joseph Tribbiana was able to achieve brilliant new levels of... continued on page 153...[turns it] sucking.