words in movies
Monica: Hi. (On the phone) Hi, uh, yes, this is Monica Geller. Um, I believe I'm taking some classes with you and I was wondering what they were.
Fake Monica: Monana was very brave.
Monica: It was so wild. We told them we were the Gunnersens in room six fifteen. Only to find out the Boston Celtics had taken over the entire sixth floor!
Monica: ...They threw us out! I was thrown out of a hotel! Me!
Monica: Right. Till I bought a blow dryer, then I was shunned.
Fake Monica: I thought that movie was so incredibly... boring. I mean, that thing at the end where the kid kills himself because he can't be in the play? What was that?! It's like, kid, wait a year, leave home, do some community theatre. I walked out of there and I thought, 'Now, that's two hours of my life that I'm never getting back.' And that thought scared me more than all the other crap I was afraid to do.
Ross: (Reading letters) Oh God. (To Marcel) We didn't get into Scranton. (To the others) That was like our safety zoo. They take like dogs and cows. See? I don't know who this is harder on, me or him.
Joey: Apparently he was this Russian dictator who slaughtered all these people. You'd think you would've known that!
Joey: We, we come back from our walk and the- the phone was ringing...
Fake Monica: I'm not too bad. Fortunately, blue's my colour. How-how did you know I was here?
Monica: Because... I'm Monica Geller. It was my credit card you were using.
Fake Monica: That I was not expecting.
Ross: That was good.
ROSS: No, that, that was, I mean, as opposed to uh, the uh, ok. Is this over yet Rach?
Joey: See this is what I was afraid of, I didnt think I should be here either but somebody (Looks at Chandler) said hed be over it by now.
Ross: (on the phone) No Mum, I'm not dead. I know it's not something to kid about. It was just a practical joke between Chandler and me, but it's over, ok? (pause) Actually no, even if I had died, you would not be left childless. (pause) Monica?
RACHEL: No! They didn't even talk to each other. God, how was I supposed to know they were having problems?
Kathy: No-no-no, the kiss was good.
Rachel: How was the game?
Brenda: I was thinking about taking my lunch break.
Monica: You didnt tell anybody I was did you?!
Tim: Last time I saw you, it was the morning I left for college. And you were just standing outside The Dairy Queen.
Joey: What is wrong with me. It looked more delicious when it was a penis.
Courtney: This particular time when he continued to fall or yknow, try not to fall, I was in the room with Matthew and Matthew was like, "Should I do it?"
Ursula: Oh, I thought there was a mirror there. Okay, bye-bye. (Starts to walk again.)
Chandler: It was an accident. Not like I was across the street with a telescope and a box of donuts.
Monica: Im sorry, they surprised me. There was nothing I could do!
Rachel: WellReally? I thought Chandler was your best friend.
Ross: What, so he was a little analytical. That's what he does, y'know? C'mon, he's not that bad.
Rachel: No we werent! It was nothing! It was one night, senior year we went to a party, had a lot of sangria and yknow, ended up kissing for a bit.
Chandler: Thats the way I did it til I was 19.
Chandler: That was weird.
Ross: I was going to tell you, but
Chandler: I was just at the bank, and there was this really hot teller, and she didnt ask me to go do it with her in the vault.
Monica: She was like 30, dark hair, attractive.
Monica: I was the pile of coats!
Guy: Im sorry, I wa, I wa, I was just ah.... (starts to laugh again)
Mr. Treeger:: Ahh, forget it! Ill never be any good at this, my mom was right, Im just a big potato with arms, and legs, and a head.
Phoebe: So how was the honeymoon?
Chandler: He was asking all these questions about you, me, and London. And, of course the glue that holds this all together, the rules.
Phoebe: (entering) Hey, you guys. Listen, Im sorry that I was hogging the game before(Sees the top ten list)Oh my God! Your friends have some unfortunate initials!
Joey: Hard to tell, I was naked.
Director: (to Joey) Good job, little buddy. That was some really good French. But I think we're gonna go with someone else for the part.
Will: Yes he was. (Holds up his hand for a high-five.)
Rachel: So who else was in this club?
Chandler: (nervously) It was at the front door. When I got home. Somebody sent it to us.
Chandler: Let me get this straight. I called yesterday trying to cancel my reservation and I was told it was not refundable, then we drove six hours all the way up here and now you tell me that we don't have a reservation?
Ross: Look, this is just a little too familiar, okay? For like, for like six months before Carol and I spilt up, all I heard was: "My friend Susan is so smart. My friend Susan is so funny. My friend Susan is so great."
Rachel: Oh, I really liked him. (Looks at Ross) Yeah, it was really, really, really good.
RACHEL: (after a pause with everyone staring at her, she goes up to the microphone) Ya, know what Barr, I'm not gonna leave. I probably should, but I'm not, see 'cause I promised myself that I would make it through at least *one* of your weddings (da-doom-chesh). See now, tonight, all I really wanted was to make it though this evening with a little bit of grace and dignity. Well (laughing), I guess we can all agree that's not gonna happen. There's nothing really left to say except....(starts singing) "Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl. With yellow feathers (band joins in), feathers in her hair, and a dress cut down to there. She would..."
Joey: Why would you ruin it, who was that hurtin'?
Monica: I was trying to help out a squirrel.
Ross: Not-not really. Th-th-there was just Carol.
Rachel: I do not know what's wrong with us, I mean, we have kissed before and that's been great! But this time it was leading somewhere and I was very aware of the fact that it was Joey touching me.
Rachel: What college was that Dina?
Chandler: Oh no-no-no I was just squinting. That doesnt mean anything.
Melissa: Okay. (To Phoebe) Well, it was great meeting you. And uh Rachel, I-I dont think Ill be calling you (hails a cab) because umm, yknow youve gotten weird. (The cab pulls up.) Take care you guys.
Chandler: Sorry, my my thing was in there with me.
CHANDLER: Wow, it sounds even cooler when somebody else says it. I was awesome, ok? She was biting her lip to stop from screaming.
Dennis Phillips: Oh my God, that was for my benefit?
Ross: I know, I know I was, but there was always this little voice inside that kept saying it's never gonna happen, move on. You know whose voice that was?
The Security Guard: (To Phoebe) Was it her quarter?
CHANDLER: Well I didn't think that was serious. [grabs the spoons back] Ya know I thought that was just a fight.
Erica: I was wondering you both have such serious jobs. (to Monica) Would you have time to take care of a baby and your flock?
Phoebe: (interrupting him) I was just being polite!
Kristen: Oh okay. But yknow what? Be careful. Because a guy was helping me before had to leave because he hurt his back.
Monica: Alright, let me ask you this question: How many of you thought the music was fine, but not in keeping with the tone of the restaurant? (a few raise their hands again).
Mrs. Geller: No-no-no, that was all true. This was just in case you pulled a Monica.
Joey: Hey Rach, listen I was thinkin uh, Im gonna have an extra room over at my place
Chandler: Oh. Yknow, that night meant a lot to me too, and it wasnt because I was in a bad place or anything, it just meant a lot to me cause, youre really hot! Is that okay?
MRS. GREENE: You thought I was Rachel?
Joey: Who was that?
ROSS: Now that's a little spoiled. He was supposed to type "little", the idiot.
Phoebe: Oh really? What was your first?
Ross: Alright. (He goes to get the glasses. Then he hesitates and turns off the main light. Rachel looks round and he acts surprised) The, uh, the neighbours must be vacuuming. (He sits down and starts to pour the wine) Well, so long as we're here and, uh, not on the subject, I was thinking about, uh, how mad we got at each other before, and, um, I was thinking maybe it was partially because of how we, um...
Joey: No. (Pause) wait a minute what was the little mermaid?
Joey: Oh yeah, that was a pretty good night.
{Transcribers Note: As with all the cliffhangers, there was no credits scene. There will be a ninth and final season of Friends starting sometime in September. See you then, have a good summer everyone.}
Phoebe: Was that story over?
CHAN: My diary! My diary, that's brilliant. I should have told her it was my diary, she never would have made me read her my diary.
Joey: Hey Ross, listen, Dirk was wondering about the woman that you brought and if you guys were together, or...
Rachel: Thats what I was gonna say.
Elizabeth: Okay. I didnt know he was here. (Runs over to Rachel.)
JOEY: Phoebe, this was the greatest thing that ever happened to me.
Manny: I've heard the speech: (in a mocking voice) "if he knew it was gonna be the last time he saw her... "
ROSS: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.
Joey: It was different for you guys! I mean, I mean, you were both in the same place, right?
JOEY: Oh yeah, yeah, she's great, but... I kinda got the feeling that she was sort of... coming on to me. And I definitely would get the part if I would've... you know... if I would have sent the Little General in.
JOEY: When I was little, I wanted to be a veteranarian, but then I found out you had to put your hands into cows and stuff.
Phoebe: It was the end of the party, you were probably ironing wrapping paper.
Chandler: Yeah! Sure, sure. So, what was going on with you today? Oh-oh-oh!
Monica: You did? What was he talking about?
Monica: (groans) That was a long night.
Monica: Okay, he was talking about rules.
Ross: Smooth man. Yeah, you got some chilie on your neck. (Chandler checks and runs into the bathroom.) Well, I just want to say, thanks everyone, this-this was great. And hey! See you guys Monday morning. (They museum geeks wave at him.) Thanks Joey.
Joey: I guess I'm going to have to come up with a really good reason why I wasn't there. The producers are going to be so mad at me. They sat us all down yesterday and said "Everyone has to be there at 6:00 AM sharp, that means you Tribbiani." Like.. like I was some kind of idiot.
Rachel: No, I was waiting for you!
Chandler: Well, what if all my stuff was here?
Rachel: He was a hamster! I am not going to vacuum up my baby!
Mr. Geller: No. Your mother really did the work. I was busy with the business. I wasn't around that much. Is that what this is about?
Ross: I was talking to myself! Youre going down!
Ross: I thought that was just a rumour.
Joey: Yeah-yeah, he was playing blackjack for like an hour and he won $5,000. Can you believe that? $5,000!
Phoebe: Yeah, okay. Hey, wait. Do you know what kind of birth control she was using?
Joey: Well, I was due.
Phoebe: The name was my favourite part!
Earl: Well, was there anything else?!
Rachel: Hey! Wait a minute! That was different! I did those things because I was in love with you!
Woman: I was her accountant four years ago.
Rachel: I thought I was a complete idiot.
Phoebe: Yeah, they thought I was a whore.
Phoebe: Never mind. But it was going to be really good.
Ross: That was me.