words in movies
Chandler: Well, its because I trust you, youre one of my best friends, and you walked in on me when I was looking at ring brochures.
Ross: Hey Pheebs, what-what was the deal with you and Chandler blowing us off before?
Phoebe: Yeah! That was so weird, huh?
Phoebe: I didnt do it! It was Chandler! Hes Hes mad at you!
Paul: It was fine.
Paul: When I was six years old.
Paul: I wanted a big wheel. And instead my parents got me this little plastic chicken that you hop around on. It was embarrassing; kids made fun of me. That was a pretty tough year.
Paul: It was horrible. They called me chicken boy.
Rachel: Like a little girl. I know. I know. I know. This is all my fault; I wanted him to open up. But God, I didnt know that I was gonna unleash this-this weepy, clingy, moist monster!
Phoebe: Maybe it was the guy.
Chandler: It was the ring!
Ross: Hey! So uh, was he excited about the tickets?
Paul: Wait! Wait! Listen! Listen to this! (Flips a couple pages and points to something.) Yknow what I wanted to be when I was that age?
Paul: What?! I cant believe youre trying to stifle me! When just 14 hours ago we figured out that that is exactly what my mother was trying to do to me!
Paul: That was so good. (Starts crying again.)
Phoebe: Okay. There may be a way that we can get the other ring back. Cause I heard the guy tell the jeweler where he was going to propose. So maybe we can get him to trade rings or something.
Chandler: (to him) Hi! Hi. Okay, there was a slight mix-up at the jewelry store, the ring youre about to propose with was supposed to be held for me. So, Im gonna need to have that back. (The guy isnt sure.) But, in exchange Im willing to trade you this beautiful, more expensive ring. (Looking at the ring.) Ew.
Chandler: No-no! This is my fiancee (Phoebe) and her heart was set on that ring. You dont want to break her heart now do you?
Chandler: Okay! (They hug.) I was gonna wait til uh, it was official yknow? But I got so excited I just had to tell you guys because youre my best friends.
Chandler: Well, she walked in when I was looking at the ring brochures. You can understand that, right? (Ross and Joey look at each other and go back to watching the game on TV.) Guys? Guys? (Walks in front of them again.)
Rachel: When Carol was pregnant with Ben
CHANDLER: No actually, I was just going for colorful.
Phoebe: Yeah, this book was light years ahead of its time.
Ross: Yeah, right! What was last time he met a submission deadline for an abstract (he and Charlie laugh, then Joey starts laughing too without any reason) Well, why are you laughing?
Amy: Oh I was just thinking. You know what would be incredible? If you guys died.
David: Uh, I-I-I was hoping to run into you here. I didnt know whether I should call or not, yknow I-I was only in town for a few days. And yknow, I didnt want to intrude on your life or-or anything like that, but I-I really wanted to see you andbut I didnt know if you wanted to see me.
Monica: No! I was just getting into position and then everything went dark.
Rachel: Yeah, but umm Yes, but, Fonzie was already cool, so he wasn't hurt, right?
Chandler: Here! (Hands him one. Joey adds it up and discovers that he was right.)
Chandler: Well, I like that idea. Obviously! I was thinking maybe-maybe-maybe it could be a game room, yknow? I mean you can buy old arcade games like uh, like Space Invaders and Asteroids for $200, the real ones! The big-big ones!
Joey: Y'know what? It was a stupid play anyway!
Phoebe: (as Ursula) If it was, would you stop hanging out with her?
Rachel: Yeah it was.
Joey: But you said he was this great guy!
Monica: Yknow I used to go out with this guy that was a really light sleeper, and whenever I started to snore, he would just roll me over
Rachel: Um look I was thinking.. If its ok with Monica I would like to invite Amy to Thanksgiving.
Rachel: You dont understand! You didnt see how brazen she was.
Joey: What was the other one Ross?
Bonnie: Rachel was just helping me out. My head got all sunburned.
Phoebe: Oh, I thought this was your party and it turns out its a party for Howard. He's just the sweetest little man! (A guest walks up to her.)
Chandler: That was amazing.
Frank: Uh, no, not really, just that I was too young, y'know, but I dont see how I could all of the sudden be too young, cause Im older than I was when we first got together.
Chandler: Why not?! Id be thrilled if I heard that some hot girl was just looking to getoh I see.
MONICA: Ya know, Roy saw Star Wars 317 times. His name was in the paper.
Ross: Thats less embarrassing, yes. Yes I was.
Chandler: That was you?! I thought it was Jack!
Rachel: (laughs) I knew that! I knew that! I was just messin with you too!
Joey: About a month ago this guy spent the night with Rachel, I didnt see who it was but (He walks out and closes the door.)
Monica: I know that switch does something, okay? So-so I went down to city hall and got these. All I had to do was pay $25 and wait in line for three hours.
Cliff: Oh my God! Thats the doctor who was in my room before!
Joey: Its kind of embarrassing, yknow. I mean, I was an actor and now Im a waiter. Its supposed to go in the other direction.
Ross: Ok, I gotta say. I mean, it means so much to me that you guys are coming all the way over there to hear me do my speech! UH! And I've a surprise, uh... I had to pull some strings but I was able to get everyone passes to the entire conference! That's right! (he gives them their passes) This babies will get you into all the paleontology lectures and seminars.
Joey: Felicity and I, were watching My Giant, and I was thinking, "Im never gonna be as good an actor as that giant." Do you think Im just wasting my life with this acting thing?
Joey: Was she happy you gave her the job?
Amy: No, Ross' sister was really fat.
Chandler: Well its just while Monica and I were dancing to them it was the first time I knew that you were the woman I wanted to dance all my dances with.
Monica: That was me.
Joey: Im sorry! It was a reflex!
Chandler: Because he was looking at her differently.
Chandler: Carol? I was just wondering if Joey could ask you a question about breast-feeding?
Rachel: Hey! Oh right, tonight was your party.
Ross: Oh hey, that was a good one, huh? (Imitating himself) Help! Help!
Monica: Yeah hey, a weird thing happened today whey I was at brunch. This woman overheard that I was marrying you and-and then she she wished me good luck.
Lydia: Look, look at your man, Ewing. Nice shot. You know what, he couldn't hit water if he was standing on a boat.
Ross: Well, what was it?
Ross: (Enters from his bedroom)Who the hell was that?!
Ross: Was there anything you did wrong with Emma?
Mr. Bing: But that was after the wedding, its not bad luck then.
Rachel: Why? What was it?
JOEY: I don't know, I was kinda hopin' no one would ever find out.
Mike: It was nice meeting you!
Monica: What the Yes youre too late! Where was all this three years ago?!
Phoebe: Good for you! And hey, I thought your paper on punctuated equilibrium in the Devonian era was top notch!
Chandler: I wish there was an easier way for us to have a child but I don't think there is one.
Mike: that's why she was weird.
Carol: I was looking at stuffed animals, and Susan wanted a Chunky.
Mrs. Geller: Oh, well Richard raved about the food at his party, of course you were sleeping with him. Then I heard the food at that lesbian wedding was very nice, I assume you werent sleeping with anybody there. Though, at least that would be something. (Leaves)
Chandler: Ok honey. that was close.
Monica: Okay. Man, I have not made this many cookies since I was in the ninth grade.
Monica: That's a great idea! I was saving them for something special.
Ross: I thought, uh... it was a fifty cent limit.
Joey: Although some of that stuff wasn't where you said it was gonna be, but... (confidently) I made it work.
Jill: Ugh! I cannot believe you did this too me! You had me doubting how smart I was! (Gasps) You had me doubting my fashion sense!
Mary Ellen: I thought you thought he was still a lawyer.
Rachel: No! No, shesShe was nice. I mean, shes a little slutty, but who isnt?
Chandler: oh it was great.
Rachel: (throws her stuff down) I was gonna give you a chance to apologise to me.
Chandler: Was his question whats more boring than him?
Monica: You said that was sexy!
Chandler: Oh, would you say this was the most upset you could be?
Ross: When we first met her, she was soaking, her feet were wet! Who wouldnt be miserable? Im telling you when I got her into a dry pair of shoes, she was a totally different person.
Joey: I was thinking Chinese food.
Phoebe: All right, all right, so up until 92-93 he was very trusting, then 94 hit, Carol left him and bamn! Paranoid city!
Rachel: That was one time, Ross, and they were only like 5 milligrams.
Joey: Oh no-no, no for I second there I counted six fingers, but one was from the other hand so were good.
Waiter: How was everything, sir?
Ross: Not well. I went on the subway again and someone did sit on my hand but that person was neither female nor wearing pants.
Rachel: well watching sharks? Are you sure that's what he was doing?
Joey: Yeah, at Macy's. You were the Obsession girl, right? I was the Aramis guy. (pretends to spray cologne) Aramis? Aramis?
Phoebe: Ok. Hello everyone and thank you all for being here tonight. So tomorrow's the big event and some of you might not know, but Mike and I didn't get off to the best start. (she reads a note). My friend Joey and I decided to fix each other up with friends so I, I... (Monica is twirling her hands in order to make Phoebe speed up her speech) oh I... hum... I gave it a lot of thought and I fixed him up with my friend Mary Ellen who couldn't be here tonight because... (Monica is tapping her watch with her finger) it's not important... she is in rehab. Anyway, so, ok, Joey said that he was fixing me up with his friend Mike, only he didn't have a friend Mike so he just brought, uhm, my Mike and, and (Monica clears her throat) but despite, you know... it got... it got good. Ok, I wanna take a moment to mention my mother, who couldn't be here...
Joey: (clinks his glass) Id like to propose a toast. To Monica and Chandler, the greatest couple in the world. And my best friends. Now, my when I first found out they were getting married I was, I was a little angry. I was like, (overly angry) "Why God? Why? How can you take them away from me?!" But then I thought back over all our memories together, some happy memories. (Does a fake laugh.) And-and there was some sad memories. (Starts to break down and cry.) Im sorry. And-and some scared memoriesWhoa! (He jumps back, startled.) Eh? And then, and then I realized Ill always be their friend, their friend who can speak in many dialects and has training in stage combat and is willing to do partial nudity. (Starts to walk away, but realizes something.) Oh! To the happy couple!
Monica: Great! Umm, well what-what I was doing in Chandler's room is that umm, I was cleaning it! In fact, he pays me to clean it!
Rachel: Well, it was, and you would have seen it if you didn't showed up at (looks at his watch) ... 9:30?? God! Oh, this party was lame ...
RACHEL: Yeah, when I was in the bathroom I saw the window that I crawled out of at my wedding, and God, I just started thinking that I shouldn't be here, you know I shouldn't, people are going to be looking at me and judging me and, and thinking about the last time.
Joey: Oh, come on! Last night I was finishing off a pizza and she said (aping Amy badly) "Uoh oh oh, a moment on the lips, forever on the hips!" I don’t need that kind of talk in my house!
Rachel: You know, he was just doing his job...
Rachel: That was kind of rude!
Ross: It was hard... I remember... I was in my bedroom... playing with my dinosaurs... playing and learning... and my father walks in and says... he says... "What are you doing with those things? What's wrong with you, why aren't you... why aren't you outside playing like a... like a real boy?
Joey: Well, when Jake did it I saw that he was wearing womens underwear!
Chandler: The big deal is I was sitting there last, so, that's my seat.
Amy: Oh come on, that was 20 years ago. Get over it.
Rachel: Timmy was my boyfriend and you made out with him!
Ross: So, how was the honeymoon?
Mona: I missed you, too! So, how was your week?
RACHEL: That was fun Pheebs.
Chandler: The weirdest thing happened at the coffee house, I think, I think Phoebe was hitting on me.
Joey: (impressed) Wow, that was great! You really wrote that?
Joey: Yeah listen so, I thought I was getting better, so on my way home today I stopped by this guitar store and
Ross: Well that stinks. I was looking forward to us wearing our celebrity tuxes together.
CHANDLER: Yeah, well sure, when he did it, it was funny. When I did it to my boss's hat. . . all of the sudden I have this big attitude problem.