words in movies
Joey: Hey Rach, listen I was thinkin uh, Im gonna have an extra room over at my place
Chandler: Hey-hey! I thought Naked Thursdays was just our thing man!
Ross: I am not in love with her. She was very upset about having to move out so I eh, didnt tell her we were still married because she would only get more upset. I-I just comforted her, as a friend.
Ross: (grabs back his cookie) It was a hug!
Ross: I was hugging her as a friend. Its not my fault her-her hair got in my face, shes got a lot of it and it smells all-all uh coconutty. (Phoebe raises her eyebrows.) What?! Oh, that doesnt mean I have feelings for Rachel! Maybe it means I have feelings for coconuts!
(She goes for his magazine and he grabs it away before she reaches it. But she was only using the magazine as a decoy because she grabs his cookie and coffee, takes a bite out of the cookie and drinks some of the coffee.)
Chandler: Who was it?
Monica: Okay, I was thinking we should have a beautiful guest room, right? With a mahogany sleigh bed and bedside tables with flowers on them all the time! And we could have a roll top desk with comment cards on them so people could say how much they loved staying here!! Okay, whatever, I really havent thought about it that much.
Chandler: Well, I like that idea. Obviously! I was thinking maybe-maybe-maybe it could be a game room, yknow? I mean you can buy old arcade games like uh, like Space Invaders and Asteroids for $200, the real ones! The big-big ones!
Rachel: Ross-Ross, you have no idea what this means to me! I mean, I mean I was gonna be homeless. You just saved me! Youre my hero!
Phoebe: No. No, I wont. But I should tell you this, this exact same thing happened to my roommate Denise. She moved in with a guy who was secretly married to her and he said he didnt love her, but he really did, and it just blew up! And thats how she ended up living with me! (Ross looks at her.) (Pause) Okay, thats a lie.
Chandler: Hi, listen, Im sorry about before. I dont need to have a game room. I mean when I was a kid I only played those games because I couldnt get girls, and now I can emNow, I have you. (Monica glares at him.) Not-not that I think that I have you or think of you as property in any sort of way, I see women
Joey: That thing was a hazard! (To the potential roommate) Im very safety conscious.
Ross: Hey! Oh listen, I was just clearing some space for your stuff.
Rachel: Oh thanks, but listen, I was just at Monicas and she and Chandler had a big fight and theyre not moving in.
Gunther: Oh, I was going to offer you my apartment.
Monica: Ross, you were right before, it was just a stupid fight about a room.
Chandler: Yknow? So I was thinking that we could get one of those signs and hang it over our bed. Because, thats you and I together! Merge!
Rachel: All right, well the place was closed. Ill just copy it later.
Chandler: I was in the car with Nancy all day.
Ross: Oh yeah, about telling Mom and Dad, I was thinking about maybe writing a letter.
Chandler: Hi, my names Chandler. I just moved in next door and I was wondering if you would be interested in battling me in a post-apoplectic world for control of the galaxies last remaining energy source?
Monica: Oh! It was our pleasure. We are so much enjoying getting to know you.
Joey: Look, it was a job all right?
Phoebe: Wow, it was sowow!
CHANDLER: No, Stephen Hurs was the kid who would eat anything for money, David Stein was the guy who had no elbows.
Rachel: Yeah. It was the weirdest thing. Zelner called me and he said we'll do everything we can to get you back. And that I should thank some Ron... I don't even know what department that guy's in.
ROSS: No, no, I was turnin' the knob and, and. . . here it is.
Elizabeth: Yeah, Ive been coming here since I was a kid. This used to be my Grandmas.
(Monica is dancing. At first she seems insecure and moves slowly, but then gets into the groove and swings her hips from side to side while holding her hands up. She then eats the last piece of pizza she was holding and again moves her hips from side to side, pushing her hands in the air in beat with the music. Her moves get more wildly while she's snapping her fingers. She loses balance and falls back onto a pink bean bag.)
Rachel: Mrs. Kay! Oh yeah, she was sweet. She taught me Spanish. I actually think I remember some of it, tu madre es loca. (I think thats your mothers crazy.)
Rachel: No. No, she told me his name was Ken Adams.
Joey: You know what? This is a bad idea. Forget it. Forget it, and listen, do me a favor, this conversation was between you and me.
Ross: Oh, oh, I'm, I'm, I'm sorry sweetie, I was just trying to ah, I'm dialing another number. (hangs up)
Rachel: man sharks. I always knew there was something weird about that dude. But you promised to love him no matter what.
Rachel: Barry was the guy that I was almost married and Mindy was my best friend.
Phoebe: I cant believe you didnt tell me there was a suicide note!
CHANDLER: OK, I was wrong, that's what they used to cover Connecticut.
PHOEBE: Oh yeah. You know, I don't know if I was happier when um George Bailey destroyed the family business or um, Donna Reid cried, or when the mean pharmacist made his ear bleed.
Monica: I cannot believe that I just spent the last two days trying to figure out the recipe and it was in my cupboard the whole time!
David: Daryl Hannah was the most beautiful woman that he'd ever seen in his life and I said yeah, I liked her in Splash, a lot, but not so much in- in Wall Street, I thought she had kind of a
Chandler: I mean I was nothing before you. Call the other girls and ask. Which wouldn't take long. But when I'm with you, and we're together, OH MY GOD.
Rachel: Did I say I was done guessing? Okay, thank you for that. Oh wow! Whats this?
Chandler: Well this is great. Yknow, those cameras were the only thing that was gonna cheer Monica up today, shes really depressed.
Rachel: Um, ok, uh, oh god, um, when you and uh Ross first started going out, it was really hard for me, um, for many reasons, which I'm not gonna bore you with now, but um, I just, I see how happy he is, you know, and how good you guys are together, and um, Monica's always saying how nice you are, and god I hate it when she's right.
Rachel: That was amazing. I can't even send back soup.
Chandler: Yeah that was stupid. Lets not do that.
Ross: Nothing. But the complaint department at the condom company got an earful. And then when I turned around she was gone.
Ross: Correct, his profession was?
Rachel: Yeah. Oh! Was how you invented the cotton gin?!
Phoebe: Oh, I was telling them about you and Emily. Y'know, try to get some sympathy.
Phoebe: Wow! This reminds me of the time when I was umm, living on the street and this guy offered to buy me food if I slept with him.
Ross: I mean look, that-that one night we had was fun and and certainly passionate, but dont you think its better if we just stayed friends?
Dennis Phillips: Oh, Im so sorry I missed the ceremony, I was stuck at auditions.
Chandler: it was like the Algonquin kids table. (They all laugh, but Joey only laughs not to be left out.)
Rachel: Oh you know what? When I was a little girl I had a little pink pony named Cotton. Oh I loved her so much, I took her everywhere, I would braid her tail...
Chandler: No-no all kids are embarrassed by their parents, youd have to come up with a whole new word for what I went through. When I was in High School, he used to come to all of my swim meets dressed as a different Hollywood starlet. Yknow its hard enough to be fourteen. Youre skinny. Youre wearing speedoesThat your mom promised that you would grow into! And you look up into the stands and theres your dad cheering you on dressed as Carmen Miranda. We was wearing a headdress with real fruit that he will later hand out to your friends as a healthy snack!
Rachel: Yeah, I know. I had the greatest day though, I got to sit in on the meeting with the reps from Calvin Klien. I told my boss I liked this line of lingerie, she ordered a ton of it. How was your day?
JOEY: Incredible! I met the director this time and you'll never believe who it was.
Chandler: Owen didn't know he was adopted, and Monica told him.
Monica: That really was some of your best work.
Tag: But Im not gay. And I especially wouldnt want you to think I was gay.
Phoebe: So, what? Monica, we have the winning ticket! My psychic said I was gonna win, remember?
Chandler: Youre right, I have no excuses! I was totally over the line.
DUNCAN: Well I guess on some level I always knew I was straight. I though I was supposed to be something else, you know, I'm an ice dancer, all my friends are gay, I was just tryin' to fit in.
Sandy: No, none at all. You need to be happy with whoever is in your home... Although if you don't mind telling me, what was your problem? Maybe it's something I can work on in the future.
Phoebe: When I was you! Y'know what, its all Joeys fault, cause he left his nose open!
Joey: Ohh! (Realises it was all a trick to get Phoebe to name the baby Chandler.)
Rachel: Umm Pheebs, remember when we were in the coffee house we decided that I was going to keep the uh, the cute guys cell phone?
Joey: I know, it was the best I could get out of them.
Joey: Oh, I was reading it last night, and I got scared, so.
Rachel: As I was saying I should probably have the first of the three kids by the time Im 35 which gives me five years. I love this plan! I wanna marry this plan!
Rachel: Well, however great she was I just cant afford that.
Ross: Yeah, I was but uh, she was a little busy with a water balloon fight.
Rachel: Whoa! My God! So what, you all just joined together to hate me?! Who else was in this club?
Paul: And anyhow, Im sorry I was so harsh before, but you have to understand that I (pause) still look at Lizzie like shes a twelve-year-old girl.
Joey: I was uh, I was thinking I might want to pick one of those babies up for myself, I might want to get one of those
Tag: I got asked out twice today when I was at lunch by guys.
Ross: Look Carol umm, I was, I was thinking maybe uh, maybe we can spice things up a little.
CHANDLER: That was so lame.
Rachel: You have! Ross, you should give yourself credit. I mean my Mom never thought this would work out. It was all, Once a cheater, always a cheater.
Chandler: She was not good. Not good.
RACHEL: Oh, well, it pretty much sucked. How was yours?
Rachel: (to Monica) Did you know he was in there?
Ross: Let me ask you something, at your school was there a like uh a place on campus where students went to uh, fool around.
Phoebe: Yeah, uh-huh, there was nothing. (Pause) Can I get some water?
Ross: You have 30 seconds. And the lightning round beginsstop it (Chandler stops jumping)now. What was Monicas nickname when she was a field hockey goalie?
Ross: And you thought she was going to be in our way! So, why dont you, uh, open the champagne, and Ill be right back. Ive got a surprise for you.
Phoebe: Yeah, she was bald, shes not now.
Rachel: Well is it fair that all you did was put on a cape and I gotta give you free stuff?
Ross: There was no song. (to Monica) There was no song!
Chandler: You didnt see how mad he was, yknow?
Mona: Oh good, youre here. Yeah, and I was worried that it was going to be uncomfortable.
Rachel: ..so, he said it was just a sprain, and that was it.
Chandler: Yeah, it was time. The old condom ring in the leather just doesnt say cool anymore.
Monica: Dad, Chandler was just laughing at your joke.
PHOEBE: No, that's my stepdad. My real dad's the one that ran out on us before I was born.
RACHEL: Oh yeah. Well, at least I wasn't too chicken to tell some guy I thought he was cute.
Monica: Hey, Rach. How was it with your friends? (She and Phoebe scream.) Okay! How would you like some Tiki Death Punch? (She pours the contents of the blender into some glasses.)
Mackenzie: This is what my mom was talking about. Whiners are wieners. (Joey glares at her angrily) Look, you want your friends to be happy, right?
Monica: Oh wow! Okay. Dont scare me like that okay? I mean for a minute there I was like, "Oh my God! The worst has happened!"
PHOEBE: I sense these things. It was either but or butter.
Joey: (running from his bedroom) Oh my God! I overslept! I was supposed to be on the set a half an hour ago! I gotta get out of here!
Rachel: ...And so then I realized. All this stuff I had been doing. proposing to Joshua, lying to Ross about why I couldnt come to the wedding. Was all just a way of...
Monica: I gotta tell you, yesterday was amazing. That massage felt so good!
Monica: All right, hold on okay? First thing's first. (Gets her cleaning gloves on) Okay, now did Ross sit anywhere while he was naked?
Phoebe: so this guy was all (Mumbles.) And I'm all, Buffay, Homicide. (Flashes the badge.) It was just so cool!
Monica: And what if I was still fat? (To Chandler) Well, you wouldnt be dating me, thats for sure.
Monica: (laughs) You are so cute! No. No, it was a fight. You deal with it and move on! It's nothing to freak out about.
(The door opens, and there is Gladys, still in her frame though. Joey panics and moves frantically, screaming. Then there is laughing, and the painting is lowered. It was Rachel holding Gladys.)
Mrs. Geller: (incredulous) You dont know how that happened?! Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy!
Sarah: Fine, I'm sorry, I didn't think it was that big a deal.
Ross: Huh? Oh-oh, it was fine. Uh, it was just a misunderstanding. She didnt want me to go with her. She just wanted to let me know that shes going to Florida for spring vacation.
Ross: Wow. Im sorry, when I was a kid I lost a bike to that. (Rachel giggles at that)
Monica: Frannie was the one who found your Playboys and showed them to mom.
Joey: Well, no, not exactly! All right, look, I, I wasn't trying to save Ross. Okay? My sandwich was next to Ross. All right? I was, I was trying to save my sandwich.
Rachel: (to Phoebe) You said she was bald.
Chandler: Well, I believe the piece of furniture was fine until your little breakfast adventure with Angela Delvecchio
Chandler: For your information, I was staring at her baby. We're about to be parents.