words in movies
RACHEL: Mom, would you relax. That was 10 blocks from here and, the, the woman was walking alone at night, I would never do that. Mom, c'mon, stop worrying. This is a safe street, this is a safe building, there's nothing [a pigeon flies in the window and lands on the table] OH MY GOOOD, oh my God, oh I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go. [hangs up] OK, that's fine, you just read the paper, I'm gonna get a pot, it's not for you. [grabs a pot and lid] OK, that's fine, read the Family Circus, enjoy the gentle comedy. [puts pot over the pigeon] Aaahh, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, aaaaahh. [knock at the door] It's open you guys.
MONICA: Of course I wouldn't approve, I mean, you were totally in love with this guy who, hello, was gay. I mean, what the hell were you thinking?
PHOEBE: OK, I wasn't in love with him and I was just helping out a friend.
CHANDLER: I didn't know it was a big secret.
JOEY: I can't believe you. You told me it was a nubbin.
ROSS: Joey, what did you think a nubbin was?
JOEY: I don't know, you see somethin', you hear a word, I thought that's what it was. Let me see it again.
CHANDLER: Joey was in a porno movie.
JOEY: Ahh, alright, alright, alright, I was young and I just wanted a job, OK. But at the last minute I couldn't go through with it so they let me be the guy who comes in to fix the copier but can't 'cause there's people havin' sex on it.
ROSS: Well, I was going to, but after I talked to you, I talked to Joey.
DUNCAN: Well I guess on some level I always knew I was straight. I though I was supposed to be something else, you know, I'm an ice dancer, all my friends are gay, I was just tryin' to fit in.
DUNCAN: Well, I've never told you this but, there were one or two times, back in college, when I'd get really drunk, go to a straight bar and wake up with a woman next to me. But I, I, I told myself it was the liquor and e-everyone experiments in college.
DUNCAN: But now I know I don't have a choice about this, I was born this way.
RACHEL: OK Julie, so now let's start with your childhood, what was that like?
JULIE: And my second grade teacher was Ms. Thomas, and my first grade teacher was Mrs. Cobb.
Tim: Last time I saw you, it was the morning I left for college. And you were just standing outside The Dairy Queen.
Joey: What is wrong with me. It looked more delicious when it was a penis.
Courtney: This particular time when he continued to fall or yknow, try not to fall, I was in the room with Matthew and Matthew was like, "Should I do it?"
Ursula: Oh, I thought there was a mirror there. Okay, bye-bye. (Starts to walk again.)
Chandler: It was an accident. Not like I was across the street with a telescope and a box of donuts.
Monica: Im sorry, they surprised me. There was nothing I could do!
Rachel: WellReally? I thought Chandler was your best friend.
Ross: What, so he was a little analytical. That's what he does, y'know? C'mon, he's not that bad.
Rachel: No we werent! It was nothing! It was one night, senior year we went to a party, had a lot of sangria and yknow, ended up kissing for a bit.
Chandler: Thats the way I did it til I was 19.
Chandler: That was weird.
Ross: I was going to tell you, but
Chandler: I was just at the bank, and there was this really hot teller, and she didnt ask me to go do it with her in the vault.
Monica: She was like 30, dark hair, attractive.
Monica: I was the pile of coats!
Guy: Im sorry, I wa, I wa, I was just ah.... (starts to laugh again)
Mr. Treeger:: Ahh, forget it! Ill never be any good at this, my mom was right, Im just a big potato with arms, and legs, and a head.
Phoebe: So how was the honeymoon?
Chandler: He was asking all these questions about you, me, and London. And, of course the glue that holds this all together, the rules.
Phoebe: (entering) Hey, you guys. Listen, Im sorry that I was hogging the game before(Sees the top ten list)Oh my God! Your friends have some unfortunate initials!
Joey: Hard to tell, I was naked.
Director: (to Joey) Good job, little buddy. That was some really good French. But I think we're gonna go with someone else for the part.
Will: Yes he was. (Holds up his hand for a high-five.)
Rachel: So who else was in this club?
Chandler: (nervously) It was at the front door. When I got home. Somebody sent it to us.
Chandler: Let me get this straight. I called yesterday trying to cancel my reservation and I was told it was not refundable, then we drove six hours all the way up here and now you tell me that we don't have a reservation?
Ross: Look, this is just a little too familiar, okay? For like, for like six months before Carol and I spilt up, all I heard was: "My friend Susan is so smart. My friend Susan is so funny. My friend Susan is so great."
Rachel: Oh, I really liked him. (Looks at Ross) Yeah, it was really, really, really good.
RACHEL: (after a pause with everyone staring at her, she goes up to the microphone) Ya, know what Barr, I'm not gonna leave. I probably should, but I'm not, see 'cause I promised myself that I would make it through at least *one* of your weddings (da-doom-chesh). See now, tonight, all I really wanted was to make it though this evening with a little bit of grace and dignity. Well (laughing), I guess we can all agree that's not gonna happen. There's nothing really left to say except....(starts singing) "Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl. With yellow feathers (band joins in), feathers in her hair, and a dress cut down to there. She would..."
Joey: Why would you ruin it, who was that hurtin'?
Monica: I was trying to help out a squirrel.
Ross: Not-not really. Th-th-there was just Carol.
Rachel: I do not know what's wrong with us, I mean, we have kissed before and that's been great! But this time it was leading somewhere and I was very aware of the fact that it was Joey touching me.
Rachel: What college was that Dina?
Chandler: Oh no-no-no I was just squinting. That doesnt mean anything.
Melissa: Okay. (To Phoebe) Well, it was great meeting you. And uh Rachel, I-I dont think Ill be calling you (hails a cab) because umm, yknow youve gotten weird. (The cab pulls up.) Take care you guys.
Chandler: Sorry, my my thing was in there with me.
CHANDLER: Wow, it sounds even cooler when somebody else says it. I was awesome, ok? She was biting her lip to stop from screaming.
Dennis Phillips: Oh my God, that was for my benefit?
Ross: I know, I know I was, but there was always this little voice inside that kept saying it's never gonna happen, move on. You know whose voice that was?
The Security Guard: (To Phoebe) Was it her quarter?
CHANDLER: Well I didn't think that was serious. [grabs the spoons back] Ya know I thought that was just a fight.
Erica: I was wondering you both have such serious jobs. (to Monica) Would you have time to take care of a baby and your flock?
Phoebe: (interrupting him) I was just being polite!
Kristen: Oh okay. But yknow what? Be careful. Because a guy was helping me before had to leave because he hurt his back.
Monica: Alright, let me ask you this question: How many of you thought the music was fine, but not in keeping with the tone of the restaurant? (a few raise their hands again).
Mrs. Geller: No-no-no, that was all true. This was just in case you pulled a Monica.
Joey: Hey Rach, listen I was thinkin uh, Im gonna have an extra room over at my place
Chandler: Oh. Yknow, that night meant a lot to me too, and it wasnt because I was in a bad place or anything, it just meant a lot to me cause, youre really hot! Is that okay?
MRS. GREENE: You thought I was Rachel?
Joey: Who was that?
ROSS: Now that's a little spoiled. He was supposed to type "little", the idiot.
Phoebe: Oh really? What was your first?
Ross: Alright. (He goes to get the glasses. Then he hesitates and turns off the main light. Rachel looks round and he acts surprised) The, uh, the neighbours must be vacuuming. (He sits down and starts to pour the wine) Well, so long as we're here and, uh, not on the subject, I was thinking about, uh, how mad we got at each other before, and, um, I was thinking maybe it was partially because of how we, um...
Joey: No. (Pause) wait a minute what was the little mermaid?
Joey: Oh yeah, that was a pretty good night.
{Transcribers Note: As with all the cliffhangers, there was no credits scene. There will be a ninth and final season of Friends starting sometime in September. See you then, have a good summer everyone.}
Phoebe: Was that story over?
CHAN: My diary! My diary, that's brilliant. I should have told her it was my diary, she never would have made me read her my diary.
Joey: Hey Ross, listen, Dirk was wondering about the woman that you brought and if you guys were together, or...
Rachel: Thats what I was gonna say.
Elizabeth: Okay. I didnt know he was here. (Runs over to Rachel.)
JOEY: Phoebe, this was the greatest thing that ever happened to me.
Manny: I've heard the speech: (in a mocking voice) "if he knew it was gonna be the last time he saw her... "
ROSS: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.
Joey: It was different for you guys! I mean, I mean, you were both in the same place, right?
JOEY: Oh yeah, yeah, she's great, but... I kinda got the feeling that she was sort of... coming on to me. And I definitely would get the part if I would've... you know... if I would have sent the Little General in.
JOEY: When I was little, I wanted to be a veteranarian, but then I found out you had to put your hands into cows and stuff.
Phoebe: It was the end of the party, you were probably ironing wrapping paper.
Chandler: Yeah! Sure, sure. So, what was going on with you today? Oh-oh-oh!
Monica: You did? What was he talking about?
Monica: (groans) That was a long night.
Monica: Okay, he was talking about rules.
Ross: Smooth man. Yeah, you got some chilie on your neck. (Chandler checks and runs into the bathroom.) Well, I just want to say, thanks everyone, this-this was great. And hey! See you guys Monday morning. (They museum geeks wave at him.) Thanks Joey.
Joey: I guess I'm going to have to come up with a really good reason why I wasn't there. The producers are going to be so mad at me. They sat us all down yesterday and said "Everyone has to be there at 6:00 AM sharp, that means you Tribbiani." Like.. like I was some kind of idiot.
Rachel: No, I was waiting for you!
Chandler: Well, what if all my stuff was here?
Rachel: He was a hamster! I am not going to vacuum up my baby!
Mr. Geller: No. Your mother really did the work. I was busy with the business. I wasn't around that much. Is that what this is about?
Ross: I was talking to myself! Youre going down!
Ross: I thought that was just a rumour.
Joey: Yeah-yeah, he was playing blackjack for like an hour and he won $5,000. Can you believe that? $5,000!
Phoebe: Yeah, okay. Hey, wait. Do you know what kind of birth control she was using?
Joey: Well, I was due.
Phoebe: The name was my favourite part!
Earl: Well, was there anything else?!
Rachel: Hey! Wait a minute! That was different! I did those things because I was in love with you!
Woman: I was her accountant four years ago.
Rachel: I thought I was a complete idiot.
Phoebe: Yeah, they thought I was a whore.
Phoebe: Never mind. But it was going to be really good.
Ross: That was me.
Mrs. Lynch: I didnt realize that she was so close.
Paul: So Ross was in college and decided to jump at the chance to take a young girl to her high school prom.
Rachel: Wow that was a big one.
Rachel: Oh, I was just gonna ask!
Ross: Phoebe! I can't believe you gave them money! I thought you agreed it was totally unreasonable that they asked me for that money!
Chandler: Monica, I was wondering if you can make me some of that righteous mac and cheese like last year.
Joey: Okay. (Clears throat) Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe
Monica: All the time. In fact, I was undefeated.