words in movies
Chandler: Hi, my names Chandler. I just moved in next door and I was wondering if you would be interested in battling me in a post-apoplectic world for control of the galaxies last remaining energy source?
Chandler: Hey, how was your breakfast with Hillary?
Monica: It was okay. Shes still kind of depressed because she broke up with her boyfriend.
Ross: Still I could tell. She was into me. (Joey rolls his eyes.) Well, why dont you set us up?
Phoebe: Now you will not believe this. But, I was in the copy room, making copies, and Ralph Lauren came in.
Phoebe: Yeah. I was just in there. He introduced himself and the next thing I know, were making out. You know.
Janine: No, I just thought it was cute.
Joey: Yeah, thats what I was afraid of.. Okay, uhh Look Janine I really want you to feel at home here, but some of this new stuff. Its too girly.
Chandler: Yeah, what was wrong with your old human teeth.
Rachel: Yeah I know. She ran into him at my office and they just made out. And the craziest thing is, now my boss likes me because I told her about it and she said it was the best gossip shed heard all year.
Phoebe: Why would the copy guy say he was Ralph Lauren?
Monica: Hey Ross, maybe if your skin was lighter. Your teeth wouldnt look so bright.
Chandler: Hey Ross, I was wondering if Oh my God!! Where are all the men???
Kim: Oh thats interesting? Because I checked and only one keycard was used to access the copy machine yesterday during lunch and that keycard belonged to you, Rachel.
Monica: I thought it might be true. And I was afraid that you were gonna cry and then show it to me.
Chandler: Wish it! (To the woman, Kathy, he likes) Hi. Hi, I-I was just sitting over there, and uhh, Chandler. My name is Chandler. Did I say that?
Phoebe: Well, it was an accident...You know, it's a lot of oil and sometimes the hand just slips!
Phoebe: It was his sweater, butOh my God!
Joey: (comes out holding the tape) Here's how I know you didn't watch the tape, ok? (puts it into the vcr) If you had seen what was on this tape, believe me, you would have some comments. Alright, now remember, I got paid a lot of money for this and it only aired in Japan. (presses play and he appears on the TV screen and a TV commercial begins)
Ross: It really was.
Rachel: You mean the mom you met in Montauk. She was a cat?!
Phoebe: Thats good. I got to admit, I thought it was something else.
Emily: Good night, it was very nice to meet you all. (Storms out.)
Chandler: I never sucked, I actually didn't want you to know how good I was!
Monica: It was a mistake. Please dont take this to mean anything, because it doesnt.
PHOEBE: OK. Ooh, OK, you gotta give me a second, I wanna get this just right. [she sticks out her gut, clears her throat and sniffs her nose and then in her best male voice. . .] Dude, 11 o'clock, totally hot babe checkin' you out. That was really good, I think I'm ready for my penis now.
Chandler: Oh, why not. Was I doing anything particularly... saucy?
Phoebe: Oh my God! So was she! And! Get this, okay? Your-your name is Earl, right? Her name was Pearl, P-Earl.
Chandler: No, that was Dana Caplin.
Ross: Why? What was wrong with her?
Chandler: Oh I just got another rejection letter. They said my writing was funny, just not "Archie Comic funny."
Mike: Excuse me, hi. I was hoping I would run into you. Can we talk?
Joey: Yeah, this was a stupid idea. (Exits.)
Phoebe: Yeah I know what I wanted to ask you. Um, can you roll your tongue? Because I can, and my Mom couldnt, and I thought y'know, I figured that was something I got from our Dad.
Ross: I was their first born! They thought she was barren! Its not my fault.
Ross: But I-I was going to see if yknow, maybe you uh, start dating again but thatI mean that-that was all, Rach.
Rachel: When Carol was pregnant with Ben
CHANDLER: No actually, I was just going for colorful.
Phoebe: Yeah, this book was light years ahead of its time.
Ross: Yeah, right! What was last time he met a submission deadline for an abstract (he and Charlie laugh, then Joey starts laughing too without any reason) Well, why are you laughing?
Amy: Oh I was just thinking. You know what would be incredible? If you guys died.
David: Uh, I-I-I was hoping to run into you here. I didnt know whether I should call or not, yknow I-I was only in town for a few days. And yknow, I didnt want to intrude on your life or-or anything like that, but I-I really wanted to see you andbut I didnt know if you wanted to see me.
Monica: No! I was just getting into position and then everything went dark.
Rachel: Yeah, but umm Yes, but, Fonzie was already cool, so he wasn't hurt, right?
Chandler: Here! (Hands him one. Joey adds it up and discovers that he was right.)
Chandler: Well, I like that idea. Obviously! I was thinking maybe-maybe-maybe it could be a game room, yknow? I mean you can buy old arcade games like uh, like Space Invaders and Asteroids for $200, the real ones! The big-big ones!
Joey: Y'know what? It was a stupid play anyway!
Phoebe: (as Ursula) If it was, would you stop hanging out with her?
Rachel: Yeah it was.
Joey: But you said he was this great guy!
Monica: Yknow I used to go out with this guy that was a really light sleeper, and whenever I started to snore, he would just roll me over
Rachel: Um look I was thinking.. If its ok with Monica I would like to invite Amy to Thanksgiving.
Rachel: You dont understand! You didnt see how brazen she was.
Joey: What was the other one Ross?
Bonnie: Rachel was just helping me out. My head got all sunburned.
Phoebe: Oh, I thought this was your party and it turns out its a party for Howard. He's just the sweetest little man! (A guest walks up to her.)
Chandler: That was amazing.
Frank: Uh, no, not really, just that I was too young, y'know, but I dont see how I could all of the sudden be too young, cause Im older than I was when we first got together.
Chandler: Why not?! Id be thrilled if I heard that some hot girl was just looking to getoh I see.
MONICA: Ya know, Roy saw Star Wars 317 times. His name was in the paper.
Ross: Thats less embarrassing, yes. Yes I was.
Chandler: That was you?! I thought it was Jack!
Rachel: (laughs) I knew that! I knew that! I was just messin with you too!
Joey: About a month ago this guy spent the night with Rachel, I didnt see who it was but (He walks out and closes the door.)
Monica: I know that switch does something, okay? So-so I went down to city hall and got these. All I had to do was pay $25 and wait in line for three hours.
Cliff: Oh my God! Thats the doctor who was in my room before!
Joey: Its kind of embarrassing, yknow. I mean, I was an actor and now Im a waiter. Its supposed to go in the other direction.
Ross: Ok, I gotta say. I mean, it means so much to me that you guys are coming all the way over there to hear me do my speech! UH! And I've a surprise, uh... I had to pull some strings but I was able to get everyone passes to the entire conference! That's right! (he gives them their passes) This babies will get you into all the paleontology lectures and seminars.
Joey: Felicity and I, were watching My Giant, and I was thinking, "Im never gonna be as good an actor as that giant." Do you think Im just wasting my life with this acting thing?
Joey: Was she happy you gave her the job?
Amy: No, Ross' sister was really fat.
Chandler: Well its just while Monica and I were dancing to them it was the first time I knew that you were the woman I wanted to dance all my dances with.
Monica: That was me.
Joey: Im sorry! It was a reflex!
Chandler: Because he was looking at her differently.
Chandler: Carol? I was just wondering if Joey could ask you a question about breast-feeding?
Rachel: Hey! Oh right, tonight was your party.
Ross: Oh hey, that was a good one, huh? (Imitating himself) Help! Help!
Monica: Yeah hey, a weird thing happened today whey I was at brunch. This woman overheard that I was marrying you and-and then she she wished me good luck.
Lydia: Look, look at your man, Ewing. Nice shot. You know what, he couldn't hit water if he was standing on a boat.
Ross: Well, what was it?
Ross: (Enters from his bedroom)Who the hell was that?!
Ross: Was there anything you did wrong with Emma?
Mr. Bing: But that was after the wedding, its not bad luck then.
Rachel: Why? What was it?
JOEY: I don't know, I was kinda hopin' no one would ever find out.
Mike: It was nice meeting you!
Monica: What the Yes youre too late! Where was all this three years ago?!
Phoebe: Good for you! And hey, I thought your paper on punctuated equilibrium in the Devonian era was top notch!
Carol: I was looking at stuffed animals, and Susan wanted a Chunky.
Chandler: I wish there was an easier way for us to have a child but I don't think there is one.
Mrs. Geller: Oh, well Richard raved about the food at his party, of course you were sleeping with him. Then I heard the food at that lesbian wedding was very nice, I assume you werent sleeping with anybody there. Though, at least that would be something. (Leaves)
Mike: that's why she was weird.
Monica: That's a great idea! I was saving them for something special.
Chandler: Ok honey. that was close.
Ross: I thought, uh... it was a fifty cent limit.
Rachel: No! No, shesShe was nice. I mean, shes a little slutty, but who isnt?
Joey: Although some of that stuff wasn't where you said it was gonna be, but... (confidently) I made it work.
Jill: Ugh! I cannot believe you did this too me! You had me doubting how smart I was! (Gasps) You had me doubting my fashion sense!
Mary Ellen: I thought you thought he was still a lawyer.
Monica: Okay. Man, I have not made this many cookies since I was in the ninth grade.
Chandler: oh it was great.
Chandler: Was his question whats more boring than him?
Rachel: (throws her stuff down) I was gonna give you a chance to apologise to me.
Monica: You said that was sexy!
Chandler: Oh, would you say this was the most upset you could be?
Joey: I was thinking Chinese food.
Ross: When we first met her, she was soaking, her feet were wet! Who wouldnt be miserable? Im telling you when I got her into a dry pair of shoes, she was a totally different person.
Rachel: That was one time, Ross, and they were only like 5 milligrams.
Phoebe: All right, all right, so up until 92-93 he was very trusting, then 94 hit, Carol left him and bamn! Paranoid city!
Waiter: How was everything, sir?
Ross: Not well. I went on the subway again and someone did sit on my hand but that person was neither female nor wearing pants.
Rachel: well watching sharks? Are you sure that's what he was doing?
Joey: Oh no-no, no for I second there I counted six fingers, but one was from the other hand so were good.