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Phoebe: Oh, in that case(hops up and down in joy)Yay! (Monica looks confused) That was me hopping on board.
Ross: I dont know, I could maybe go out for a couple of beers, but theres this thing about bumblebees on The Discovery Channel that I was planning to watch.
Rachel: Oh, uh, Joanna I was wondering if I could ask you something. Theres an opening for an assistant buyer in Junior Miss
Rachel: Oh my God!! You just ruined the thing I was practicing the whole way home, but Im soo happy!
Mrs. Lynch: Well, she was leaving work and she was hit by a cab.
Mrs. Lynch: I didnt realize that she was so close.
Monica: But getting over was the hardest thing that Ive ever had to do. And I never let myself think about you.
Phoebe: It was really sweet. The last thing she said to me was; "Okay dear, you go get the eggs and I'm gonna get the yogurt and we'll meet at the checkout counter." And y'know what? We will meet at the checkout counter.
Rachel: Sure, you know what? Come on, well just tell them that there was like a problem with like the "engine".
JOEY: Well OK then. [oven timer goes off behind Chandler] Was that the oven timer?
Monica: That was unbelievable!
Rachel: Well, honey that was pretty obvious.
Chandler: (to Bonnie) So ah, your first sexual experience was with a woman?!
Monica: (on phone) Uh, Michelle. Yeah, that was me, I-I dialed your number by mistake. (listens) Oh, you're so sweet. Yeah, we were a great couple. I know I really miss him. Well, you know how it is, it's that....
ROSS: It was ridiculous. Ya know, these guys, they were bullies, actual bullies, ya know. We're grown ups, this kinda stuff isn't supposed to happen anymore.
Monica: Yeah. That-that was the problem.
Ross: (getting angry) That said it was my sandwich?!
Joey: Your other student, was you!
Ross: That was going to be my next argument.
Chandler: (rushing up) Hey-Hey-Hey! Who was that?
Joey: Yeah, I uh weighted like 27 pounds when I was born so
Ross: I was really upset about Rachel and Paolo, and I think I had too much tequila, and Nora- um, Mrs. Mom- your Bing- was just being nice, y'know, and- But nothing happened, nothing- Ask Joey, Joey, uh, came in-
Chandler: The reason we didn't tell anyone was because we didn't want to make a big deal out of it.
Joey: Whoa! Okay. Yeah well, who-who was in World War I? (Rachel pauses as she thinks.)
Chandler: (sighs) Just one more thing. I was so pissed at you that night that I wanted to get back at you. So I thought, who does Ross like the more than anybody?
Monica: What was that?
ROSS: Because it's a special hat. [Chandler looks at Ross funny] See he bought it 'cause he was feeling really down one day so he got the hat to cheer himself up, ya know. Now Chandler...
Chandler: The sheer volume, it was like flying with the Riddler!
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, sure. So, how was your day?
Monica: I was frustrated.
Monica: No! No, no... wait! We didn't lose. (turns to Chandler) The rules clearly stated that the last one to cross the finish line was the loser. Well, our dog never crossed the finish line, so technically...
Chandler: Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears?
Janine: Sure, listen I was gonna order some pizza, you wanna share one?
Rachel: I was laughing! You made me laugh! (Monica and Rachel start to squabble)
Ross: Still I could tell. She was into me. (Joey rolls his eyes.) Well, why dont you set us up?
Rachel: Okay, Pheebs, I was hoping for more of a change.
Phoebe: Yeah, I thought I had one a couple of minutes ago, and now I know that was definitely one.
Monica: Well it wasnt my fault, Phoebe was in charge of the invitations!
Monica: Chandler? I was just in our bedroom and I found these (she holds the furry handcuffs) on my pillow.
RACHEL: When I was um, 7, I crashed my bike right out in front of his house and to stop me from crying he kissed me right here. [points to the tip of her nose]
Rachel: (entering) Oh-ho, my God! That was so awesome! You totally got him back for calling you fat! He was just drooling all over you. That must've felt so great!
Monica: That was some hot love you gave me! I'm gonna go get ready.
Monica: Yeah! I didnt know there would be dancing. That was a fun surprise!
Chandler: So, what are you doing here? I thought tonight was your big anniversary dinner.
Ross: She, she was different.
Rachel: She was kinda stupid. You're right. All right, I'm just gonna go on the date. I'm gonna go on the date. That is the new plan.
Joey: I wasn't gonna swim, I was gonna dig a hole! (removes a small plastic spade used by children to play on the beach from his backpack)
Ross: Its just, my part seemed to be over pretty quickly and then, and then there was a lot of waiting around.
Jack: Last winter I went up on a church lawn and drove right through a manger scene. The papers thought it was a hate crime.
CHANDLER: Joey was in a porno movie.
Phoebe: Yes, yes I do. God, oh its just perfect! Wow! I bet it has a great story behind it too. Did they tell you anything? Like yknow where it was from or
Frank Sr.: Yes, yes I was.
Rachel: (stunned) Oh my God, they told us that was for the mascot!
MRS. GREENE: Well, my goodness, what was that?
Rachel: Here is a book of poetry that I know Monica loves. And-and ohh God this is funny, look, this is a picture of one Halloween where she dressed up as a bride. (Shows Phoebe the picture.) And look, she made me carry her train, which was weird because I was Wonder Woman. Oh and heres a little purse that I found. (Hands her the purse) Yknow I just thought that maybe they could hold the rings in there.
Danielle: Well, I've been calling you, but it turns out I had your number wrong. And when I finally got the right one from Information, there was no answer. So I thought I'd just come down here, and make sure you were okay.
Monica: That's because as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong. Y'see, he's the Prince. Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born.
Phoebe: Because at that time you see, I thought everything that rhymed was true. So I thought yknow that if Id work with stocks, Id have to live in a box, and only eat lox, and have a pet fox.
Chandler: Maybe it was his sister's. You know, maybe it was his daughter's.
Ross: It was, it was her voice.
Chandler: (angrily) Is that supposed to be funny! I was really worried over here!
Chandler: Because we don't do that. We are Bings! And if there's one thing my father taught me was... well to always knock before going into the pool house... but the other thing was never borrow money.
Ross: I made a man twice my size cry. I mean, I havent done that since I was four and I washed my dads Porsche with rocks.
Ross: Yeah. Yeah, it really was. But we we gotta be careful. We we cant let that happen again, yknow?
Chandler: Is it wrong that I was totally aroused by that?
Phoebe: Yeah, this is the guy I was telling you about.
Joey: For one thing, the guy on the tape said I was doing a good job!
Rachel: Well, let's see. There was a really big guy that I was talking to, with the really nice breasts...
Rachel: Are you kidding?! With the, with the lilies, and-and the song, and the stars! It was really wonderful! Did you just make that up?
The Fan: No-no, it was! She was in Sex Toy Story 2, Lawrence of Alabia, and I got her autograph! The guys at the comic book store arent gonna believe this! (Exits.)
Monica: No! But, Im throwing this shirt away! I think there was a little misunderstanding before.
Chandler: I didn't think I was!
Phoebe: Okay, first I'm not crazy. And second, say it don't spray it. Anyway his name is Malcom, and he wasn't following me, I mean he was, but 'cause he thought I was Ursula, ick. And, that's why, that's why he couldn't just come up and talk to me. 'Cause of the restraining order.
Chandler: Oh-oh, yeah, and did he also say that ah, some of the dialogue was corny and that he actually found it was funny and not sexy?
Gavin: I wasn't checking her out. I'm in fashion, I was looking at her skirt. Or was it pants? I didn't really see what happened below the ass area.
Ross: Hey listen can you do me a big favor? The deans office just called and said there was an urgent meeting. Can you watch Ben for like an hour?
Chandler: Yeah. Yeah, but it was a really, really long time ago! Does she still feel bad?
Joey: No thats not what I was going to say at all. No, what I was going to say is when youre 90 youll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old.
Ross: and thats the story of the dreidle. Now, some people trace the Christmas tree back to the Egyptians, who used to bring green palm branches into their huts on the shortest day of the year, symbolising lifes triumph over death. And that was like 4000 years ago.
Rachel: That was you?! We heard about you in Junior High! Did you really just shake your fist in the air and shout, "I will be revenged?!"
Barry: (to Mindy) I swear, whatever I was doing, I was always thinking of you.
Rachel: EHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! My God!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my God!!!!!!! (She runs over to him and finds that it was a dummy and that she had been had.)
Rachel: He plays for the Yankees. Seriously, ESPN! Just once and a while, have it on in the background. (Chandler nods and Rachel grabs another tux) Ooh, this one was Pierce Brosnan!
Rachel: Oh, was it awful?
Gunther: Im sorry. Was I not supposed to?
Malcom: I was thinking what it would be like to kiss you.
Rachel: Well, Valentines Day was like two weeks ago, so I wouldnt get her a calendar!
Ross: (sits down next to her) I'm sorry, I was an idiot.
Phoebe: Yeah. Lets see, my had Mom killed herself, and my Dad had run off, and I was living in a Gremlin with a guy named Cindy who talked to his hand.
Rachel: No. Yeah, and I know that. All right, well thank you so much for coming in it was nice to meet you.
Chandler: That was amazing!
Chandler: That was amazing.
Rachel: I cant! Its too late! Terry already hired that girl over there. (points to her) Look at her, shes even got waitress experience. Last night she was teaching everybody how to make napkin.... (starts to cry) swans.
Chandler: Like war. Or that thing in Joey's refrigerator. Remember? It was in a milk carton but it looked like meat?
Erica: Oh, it was okay. I went to a movie with my cousin and then out for dinner. We went to this place that had... Ooh... (she looks likes she is in pain, holding her belly) Hoo... ooh... Anyway, they had these really amazing cheeseburgers.
Phoebe: Yeah, I-I cantI mean yknow I was trying to be really y'know okay and upbeat about it, I justI feel so dwarfed by your musical gift. I
Rachel: There was a woman at the... (realizes) The stripper?!
Rachel: Phoebe?! Wait abut-but she just, she said that Joey was her backup.
Joey: I bet Ross was in on it too. I mean he was conveniently busy.
Joey: Ahhoy! That was the underwear I was wearing that night in London. Right Monica?
Ross: (British) Come again? Whats-whats this nonsense? (Giggles.) (American.) All right, Im-Im not English. Im from Long Island. I was really nervous and the accent just uh, just came out. Im sorry. So, if we could just get back to the lecture. Umm, were there any questions? (Everyone raises their hands) About paleontology. (They all put their hands down.) All right, look I was just trying to make a good first impression. Obviously, I screwed up. But what you guys think of me is really important because Im-Im hoping to get a permanent job here. So if you just give me another chance to make a good impression
RUSS: Oh, all she said was that I remind her too much of somebody. You have any idea who she's talking about?
Chandler: Oh, oh, a quality, good, because I was worried you guys were gonna be vague about this.
Chandler: I was not flirting.
Monica: (to the restuarant customers) Excuse me, excuse me, hi, I'm Monica Geller..I'm the head chef here.. (pauses as if waiting for something).. Ok, I was actually expecting a little applause there, but whatever! Ok, quick question: by a show of hands, how many of you were bothered by this woman's singing outside? (a few people raise their hands)
Chandler: Well shes, shes the kinda girlJoey was unconscious.