words in movies
MONICA: Sorry we're late.
RACHEL: Well it's not, honey I'm sorry, I guess I'm just nervous. I mean, it's you, ya know, it's us. I mean, we're crossing that line, sort of a big thing.
ROSS: I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight. RACHEL: Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight. [they kiss] ROSS: You're not laughing. RACHEL: This time it's not so funny. [They kiss and start undressing. As Rachel tries to pull off Ross's tie she catches it in his mouth. Then they roll across the fur rug.] RACHEL: Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK. ROSS: What. Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box. RACHEL: Oh, thank God. [Scene: Museum of Natural History. The next morning Rachel and Ross are sleeping in the display under a fur.] ROSS: Hi. RACHEL: Hi you. I can't believe I'm waking up next to you. ROSS: I know it is pretty unbelievaaaaah. RACHEL: What? ROSS: We're not alone. [A church youth group is outside the display watching them] CLOSING CREDITS [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They are still in their chairs, watching Beavis and Butthead.] [they're laughing along with the show when an alarm goes off] JOEY: Is that the fire alarm? CHANDLER: Yeah. [feels the floor] Oh it's not warm yet, we still have time. JOEY: Cool.
JEANNIE: Oh, that sounds lovely. We're gonna have to set that up. Oh, I better get back. Hope the baby feels better.
(In the rooms next door, Joey, Rachel, Ross and Charlie stop kissing and try to understand what the yelling was about. After a while they continue kissing. We're back in Chandler and Monica's room. Monica has some of her own hair stuffed in her mouth by Chandler.)
Chandler: I believe the foundation of our friendship was unfortunate hair. (Ross just stares at him) All right, look, if we're really gonna do this... it's not like you never broke one of the pacts.
Chandler: Fine. We're just sitting here. Alone. Doing nothing. It's our rehearsal for tomorrow.
Phoebe: (sits down) Yeah, I feel great. 'Cause we're moving in together.
Monica: Hi Honey! We're all here; we just want to wish you a Merry Christmas.
Chandler: Good save! We're back on track, and I'm... (grimacing) ..chewing someone else's gum. This is not my gum. Oh my God! Oh my God! And now you're choking.
Ross: Oh, professor Clerk we're kind of in the middle of a conversation, here.
PHOE: Hey Rach, what time do you get off? We're all gonna do something tonight.
RACHEL: We love you, we're here for you.
Chandler: Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We're gonna get married!
Chandler: Little?! You freaked out big time! Okay? And I fixed it! We have switched places! I am the relationship and king and you are the crazy, irrational screw up! (Does a dance of joy.) (Monica glares at him.) And now we're back.
Director: (to Joey) Good job, little buddy. That was some really good French. But I think we're gonna go with someone else for the part.
Monica: Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. I mean, (starting to cry) you're my...We're, we're...Oh, I love you.
Monica: 'S'going pretty good, y'know? It's nice, and, we're having fun.
PHOEBE: Oh! I can't believe it. I can't believe this. We're just like, sitting at home, trying to guess Joey's fingers, and you guys are out like partying and having fun, and you know, all, "hey, Blowfish, suck on my neck".
Chandler: Yeah I know, we're losing Ross, Joey said hence
Ross: I... just feel that the... the chemistry isn't right. I'm sorry. We're... we're more than happy to give you good recommendation...
JOEY: Well, I don't know. I don't know what we're gonna be doin'. I mean, what if we're at her folks' place?
Chandler: And we're done with the chicken fried rice.
Rachel: Ok-dokey, Joey, listen. This is gonna be bridesmaid central, all right? We're gonna have hair and make-up going on in the bathroom and oh, I had to move a couple of things in the fridge to make room for the corsages.
Monica: Okay! It's time for dinner. Everyone we're using our fancy china.. um and its very expensive so please be careful.
MONICA: All right. We're gonna go. It's not for another six hours. We're gonna go then.
Barry: Yeah, well, uh, we're kind of a thing now.
Chandler: Um, we're kind of having an emergency and we-we were looking for something...
Ross: I can't believe we're gonna be the only people that aren't in this wedding.
Stage Director: We're on in 3, 2, (points to Gary Collins.)
Ross: Oh yeah, nobody knows. And we're not supposed to ask.
Phoebe: I'm sooo sorry!! I just... I keep thinking about Mike! I'm crazy about David, and we're having so much fun together. Why-Why do I miss Mike? That's-that's gonna go away, right?
Gary: I don't know man, we're really not supposed to do that.
Chandler: My wife and I have some boundary issues, you know, sometimes we ask inappropriate questions. We're working on it.
Ross looks down: No, that that is not what we're saying.
Ross: Oh dude, don't worry about it, I found an unattended maid's car. We're way ahead of the game.
Ross: Yeah, yeah. You should come check us out. We're called "Way! No Way!".
RACH: Yeah, we're gonna... we're gonna get some cake. [Phoebe and Rachel go to counter.]
Mike: So we're doing it?
Phoebe: Uh huh...we're playing you two.
Nurse: (To Ross) Rossy, we're ready for you.
CHANDLER: I don't know what to say. I'm sorry that we make more money than you. But we're not gonna feel guilty about it. We work really hard for it.
Monica: We're gonna see each other naked.
Ross: Hey hey, we'll be fine. We're just gonna need a little time.
Chandler: Honey, we're leaving tomorrow you've still got a lot of packing to do.
Ross: Although if we're gonna do that, we should probably call me "Daddy" too.
Director: Joey, Joey! We're ready for you!
Rachel: Ok, we're still on that.
Monica: Umm, actually I was about to tell you that I was, I was going to get out of it, but hey, if we're just goofing around then uh, maybe I will go out with him.
Ross: (with a frozen smile on his face, realizing something's wrong with Jarvis) Ok... now... now we're just holding hands! (pulls his hand away)
Joey: I don't know whether it's just 'cause we're breakin' up or... what, but you have never looked so beautiful.
Chandler: Uhm, thank you, but we're really trying not to get our hopes up.
Ross: I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated than 'to get you into bed'.
Rachel: That's not what we're gonna do!
Rachel: We can't. We're not pharmacists!
Frank Jr.: No, of course we're not.
Chandler: Well, we're gonna... we're gonna figure this out.
Erica: No! (To Monica) You we're right, that was fun! I'm gonna go finish packing.
Joey: And we're okay?
Phoebe: No! We're gonna do it my way. (listens) Because your way is stupid! Alright I gotta go, I have another call, Reverend. (switches calls) Hello?
Rachel: We're having a party.
Chandler: All right. I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?
RICHARD: Oh, that's why you never see pigeons at sushi bars.(they both start laughing at Richard's poor joke) See, we're having fun.
Chandler: Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We're gonna get married!
Joey: (bewildered) Oh! Oh, well! At least we're both having fun!
Monica: We're okay. I'm still ovulating.
Rachel: Joey, we're not keeping this!
Ross: We're late too! (Rachel screams)
Chandler: Well, we're not.
Ross: This is it. Unless we're on a break.
Phoebe: (to the Charity guy) We're back!
Phoebe: But... but... but we're giving you this!
Chandler: We're getting the house. (they hug) We're getting the house.
Charlie: Joey is a great guy, but we're just... so different! I mean, during your speech he kept laughing at homo erectus!
Monica: WE'RE GETTING A BABY!
Monica: Uh, we're gonna be great.
Chandler: I know this is really hard and we're really sorry.
RACHEL: Well, we're not here to meet guys.� You have a boyfriend, I have a b. . . baby and a Ross.
Chandler: We're growing up.
Rachel: Ah, what is this? Well, lets see, we kissed for ten minutes and now we're talking to our friends about it, so I guess this is sixth grade!
Monica: Because we're moving in a couple of days and it just didn't make sense.
Chandler: Unless Snoopy says it to Charlie Brown, I think we're okay.
MINISTER: You know, nothing makes God happier than when two people, any two people, come together in love. Friends, family, we're gathered here today to join Carol and Susan in holy matrimony.
Rachel: Ah, I-I never should have said what I said. Ityknow what? It just doesn't matter how I feel. I mean we work together, so nothing could really ever happen between us, and what I would love is just to go to work on Monday, and-and never talk about this again, okay? Big day Monday lots to do. So, we're okay?
Dr. Rhodes: Take your shirt off, and let's see what we're dealing with here. (Ross starts to take off his pants) What are you doing?
Rachel: Monica, this is Dan (points to him), one of the guys that we're gonna be going out with on Saturday. (Mouths "He's yours." to her.) Uh Dan, Monica.
RTST: But, we're thinking, given the right marketing, we can make Thanksgiving the Mockolate holiday.
Chandler: We're taking a break!
Phoebe: We're on our honeymoon.
Steve: Chandler, you were the strongest person in the program. We're offering you the position of junior copywriter.
Ross: Oh oh, we think Emma is about to start talking so we're trying to be careful about what words we use in front of her.
Rachel: Yeah, we're gonna let you be alone.
Ross: What? We're never gonna make it!
MONICA: No. No you can't go. No this is fun. Come on we're just getting started. Here, here's your marker.
JOEY: Hey, look, since we're neighbors and all, what do you say we uh, get together for a drink?
Janice: Ooh, that decides it then. I was on the fence. But knowing that you two would be our neighbors? Ah! now we have to get it! (Chandler and Monica are utterly shocked) Ellen, we're going to talk numbers. (Grabs Ellen by her elbow and pulls her outside)
Monica: Alright, we're gonna have to unscrew the chain.
Chandler: (Proceeding with his dinner) We're teeth people Zack!
Ross: Pheebs, we had the most incredible night! Okay, so, we're in the car
RACHEL: Oh I'm sorry, we're clo-... Hey sailor.
Joey: We're geniuses! Yeah, look at them, look at them, they're really bonding.
PHOEBE: Yeah, but, ah, ah, nothing has to happen.� We're just having fun.� You know, not everything had to go as far as "eye-contact."
Young Ethan: All right, look. I've gotta tell you something. I'm not 17. I only said so that you'd think I was cute and vunerable. I'm actually 30, I have a wife, I have a job, I'm your Congressman. Monica, this is ridiculous, we're great together. We can talk, we make each other laugh, and the sex. Oh, man, okay i have no frame of graft, but I thought that was great.