words in movies
Phoebe: That is nice and were done. TADA!
Monica: Oh my God! We love that show! I mean Ross and I have been watching it since I can remember!
Monica: We are there!
Janine: Thanks. (To Monica and Ross) Great so we can all go together! I gotta run. Catch you later!
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
Monica: We are going to Dick Clarks New Years Rocking Eve!
Joey: OK, listen Ive been on sets before, so let me give you a little advice, alright? Its a show, but were just dancing, OK? Its no big deal. The important thing to remember stay cool.
Director: Heres whats gonna happen. The musics gonna start, youre gonna dance, were gonna tape, you dont look at the camera. Any questions?
Rachel: We are looking for our Christmas presents from Monica.
Phoebe: No-no, we do it every year!
Phoebe: No, yeah, we never find them! Shes always best at us that wily minx.
Rachel: Dont worry, were just gonna search here for an hour, them were gonna go over to Joeys and search, OK?
Phoebe: But we have to!
Chandler: If I help, we can find em faster!
Phoebe: Ooh ooh, we have a live one!
Rachel: We are so gonna find them this year.
Phoebe and Rachel: No, we never do that
Monica: If we wanna get on camera, I think we have to get up on one of those platforms. Theyve been taping those people up there all day.
Girl: We learned how to dance.
Joey: No-no-no-no-no we came together!
Rachel: Yeah, we found them. There were in the guest room closet behind some coats.
Joey: Hey-hey dancer girl! Can I go to the bathroom? I just.. (The girl starts dancing really close to him, so he picks her up, twirls her round, and puts her against a platform) Here we go. (He walks away to find Monica and Ross doing a really out of place dance) Looking good Gellers!
Ross: We know!
Monica: Hey, see that snippy guy over there? Hes the one who decides who gets up on the platform. We should go dance by him.
Monica: Man, this sucks! Yknow if Mom and Dad dont see us on TV after we made them so jealous, I mean, whos gonna be the losers then?
Monica: Ross, we havent done the routine since middle school.
Ross: We got honourable mention in the brother/sister dance category! Look, its almost fake midnight, do we really have any other choice?
Ross: So, do we really have to ask whos going up on the platform next?
Director: (To Cameraman) Make sure you get this, theyre gonna want it for the bloopers show. (To everyone) Alright cut! Listen up everyone, when we start again its gonna be the countdown to new years, so I wanna see everybodys excitement.
Ross: Can you believe this? Were gonna be on the platform for the Millennium moment!
Monica: Ross, I think we should stick to the routine, we dont wanna look stupid!
Director: Alright were back! Ten seconds left here we go! Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven! (He continues to count as we hear Joey think)
Director: Okay, heres where we go to the live shot of Times Square, nice work everyone thats a wrap!
Phoebe: Or we could just follow your clever jokes any ideas? No! Didnt think so! Okay, cmon guys, show us where the presents are!
Phoebe: Alright, no, we could look at them!
Chandler: Wait, we cant do this.
Chandler: I dont wanna know what Monica got me. Yknow? I mean, look, Im sure she worked really hard at getting you a present, and wanting to surprise me, and you guys are gonna ruin that, and I, look we have to put these back, this is not what Christmas is about.
Chandler: Nobody is opening anything ok? Look, I dont know about you guys, but I wanna see the look on Monicas face when I give her my present, and Im sure she wants to see the look on my face when I get mine. So please, please, can we just, can we put them back?
Joey: Home sweet home, huh? Nice to, uh, get back to reality. Plus we know how the New Years gonna go off. I guess theres no reason for all that Y2K panic, yknow? Anyway, gnight!
Janine: Well, I dont know tonight when they yelled cut and we didnt get to kiss, I was really, really, disappointed, and I just, really wanted to kiss you
Janine: Joey, you dont have to count down every time we kiss.
Monica: We were on the platform, ready to dance the world into the new Millennium, and the guy yelled CUT!
Monica: Yeah. But of course we had to update it a little bit. (To Ross) Hey, by the way, great thinking about catching me!
Monica: What? We could do it!
Rachel: Honey um, honey, you do realise that we dont keep the womens lingerie here in the office?
Chandler: (nods his head) Do you mind if we stick you in another cabinet? (to Joey) They seem all right with it!
Joey: Shhh! Not so loud, we don't wanna wake up, uh...
Rachel: Okay. Its okay. Were gonna be okay. Yknow what? Its okay. Im gonna, Im gonna, Im gonna boil some water and just rip up some sheets!
Monica: I mean, all Im asking for is just a little emotion! Is that too much to ask after six years?! I mean what? Are-are-are Rachel and I not as close as you guys?! I mean do we not have as much fun?! Dont I deserve a few tears?!! I mean we-we told Joey, he cried his eyes out!
Rachel: Yes, Joey, I remember, she's annoying, but you know what she's-she's his girlfriend now. I mean what can we do?
Monica: Yeah, but I dont think we have time.
(We hear Phoebe knock at the door upstairs, and the guy answer it.)
JOEY: Hey Monica, why are we watchin' the business channel?
Phoebe: Ross, went to get a cab so we can all... No, wh-what are you doing! No, Monica, no!
Eric: I think well be okay. Besides its so perfect and (whispering) shes been saving herself for me.
Monica: Are we playing football or what? Come on you hairy-backed Marries.
Katie: Hey, where are we going to lunch?
Ross: People ask me why were not together, I just dont know what to tell them.
Ross: (interrupts him) Okay, that's right, yes, but on Hanukkah, uh, we sing, uh (Sings) Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay.
Rachel: Well, yes, we got married in Vegas and uh, and the names I think.
Monica: Because theyll know weve been listening.
Monica: Well thank God you were here! I mean, we have to erase that!
Chandler: I dont have anything against the beautiful guest room, especially since everybody we know lives about 30 seconds away!
CHANDLER: Well we could just stay in and cook for ourselves. [both laugh hysterically]
(We hear a women start moaning.)
Joey: Yeah. (Pause) Hey, I hope Ross didnt think that we just went in there because we were uncomfortable being out here!
[Scene: Beth Israel Medical Center, Phoebe is at her OB-GYN doing an ultrasound, Rachel is with her. We here the babys heartbeat.]
Phoebe: Monica, if you get five cool points, you get to make somebody take off one item of clothing. It hasnt happened yet, but were all very excited.
MONICA: If it makes anybody feel better, then we can just forget the thing, and we'll just do the gift.
Joey: (to Leslie) Ah, anything we might of heard of?
Monica: So what, you're not the only one. I mean, half the time we don't know where we're going. You've just gotta figure at some point it's all gonna come together, and it's just gonna be... un-floopy.
ROSS: Uh, I'm sorry, you don't understand, I'm, I'm, I'm a friend of his. We uh, we used to live together.
Monica: Were not doing anything. Were just sitting around talking, quietly.
Joey: We just got the message.
Monica: I will! But not tonight. For dinner music, I thought we could listen to that tape you made me.
Rachel: Oh, yes! Well have ourselves a little baby Ruth
Chandler: Depends on what you mean by we.
JOEY: Closed set. We know but we're friends with the monkey. [guard lets them in]
Chandler: I think we have some time. Have you ever heard him talk? (doing David) "Uh, Phoebe, uh, I would be honoured, uh..." Spit it out, David!
Monica: Were really sorry, but um, she did ask us first.
Jason: Yeah. I mean y'know, we havent been going out that long. Come on, we havent even slept together yet. Huh.
Monica: Phoebe, yknow why dont we just go upstairs and have some birthday cake?
Woman On Train: Were at my stop. But would you like to have coffee?
Phoebe: Well, because we thought you knew!! Its so obvious! God, that would be like telling Monica, "Hey, you like things clean."
Rachel: Were not?!
Ross: (on tape) So we we both wanted to.
Joey: Okay. Rachel and Phoebe are already there, okay? So they probably started without us. We could just slip in and no-one needs to know where we were! (he raises his hands and on his right one there's a Rangers foam finger)
Ross: I mean we dont want to go down that road do we?
Monica: You obviously havent screwed over a lot of your friends. (They all look at her) Which we all appreciate.
Rachel: Okay, that sounds fair. It just means that once again we can't...
Chandler: What do we do? What do we do?
Monica: Oh, we weren't talking about you. No, no way to recover.
Phoebe: All right, all right, well just do our best. Okay? So lets say Im the interviewer and Im meeting you for the first time. Okay. "Hi! Come on in, Im uh, Regina Philange."
Ross: (on the phone) Ive been thinking, this is crazy, I mean dont, dont you think we can work on this?
Phoebe: I dunno, well he got over the "We were on a break" thing really quickly.
Monica: All right, yknow what? We really are late! Lets go! Lets go! Lets go!!
Chandler: Weve got to do something!
Dr. Mitchell: Look at this, it's from the cellars of Ernest and Tova Borgnine, so how could we resist?
Ross: Yes I-I am. In fact umm hey, why dont we try it my special way? You can dance on my feet.
MNCA: Well we... we kinda broke up.
Rachel: We dont want it-it to be too much, we want it to be subtle.
Rachel: Well, then can we meet him?
Monica: Umm, I just wanna say, uh (reads from a 3 X 5 card) that with a pinch of exictement, a dash of hard work, a dollup of cooperation, we can have the recipe... (Looks up and sees eveyone glaring at her) Are you gonna kill me?
Phoebe: Wow, Frank. I think we just ran out of kids.
Rachel: We were on a break!
Phoebe: Youre right, that was wrong. Im sorry. Im so sorry. Its just that I liked you so much. Can we just, can we just start over?
Chandler: Im sorry, were just kinda excited because we finally have a couple to hang out with.
Rachel: I cannot believe that you didnt tell me that we are still married!!
Rachel: Oh, wait Joey! We fought the Nazis in World War II, not World War I.
Russell: And well need to have witnesses who can testify that you were not of uh, sound mind.
Monica: Alright, we have to talk.
Joey: Wha...? You're gonna go now? I thought we could hang out?
Monica: All right, there's some pizza at my place, we can all eat with one hand right? Are you with me?
Joey: Shh. Shh. Dont try to talk, well get you up to your room, well soak your feet, youll be okay.
Monica: Well, every, every Thanksgiving um, we used to have a touch football game called the Geller Bowl.
Issac: Oh, hey, man I know, doesnt matter how much we love em, monogamy is too cruel a rule.
Monica: Wed love too.
Joey: (walking towards her to hold her and support her) Monica, you understand what we are saying, right?
Monica: Joey, we have something to tell you.
EDDIE: We took a road trip to Las Vegas man.
Joey: Well be there.
Rachel: God! DontWe cant let her start getting ready! This is too awful! Oh God, but wait shell be in the gown and then he wont show up and then shes gonna have to take off the gown
Rachel: She has got so much going on we-we have only two options. We have Friday
Frank Jr.: Alright, alright, alright. Remember what we talked about. When we're in a public place, there are certain rules.
Mr. Geller: 'Cause there's time to make up for that. We can do stuff together. You always wanted to go to that Colonial Williamsburg. How 'bout we do that?
Joey: Uh, de-clawing cats. Hey, tell ya what. Let me walk you home. Well stop by every news stand and burn every copy of their Times and the Post.
Phoebe: See, we dont need them.
MONICA: OK, what're we gonna do about this?
Rachel: No-no-no! No, no, no, were not married.
Monica: Why else would we be here?
Phoebe: Hey, do you realise that at one time or another we all lived in this apartment?
Ross: (Reading the note) We know you're out there. (Rachel gasps)
Chandler: (very seriously) That's really not the kind of thing we are looking for Zack.
Phoebe: Oh, its a secret. Oh goodie! Yes! We havent done the secret thing in a long time.
Chandler: Y'know, we don't have to watch this. Weekend At Bernie's is on Showtime, HBO, and Cinemax.
Robert: We could write it down for you?
Joey: If you wanna get back in the car, we need the wire, your call.
Chandler: (To Monica) Maybe we should give them some privacy.
Issac: Yeah, we are.
Ross: Actually, no, were not.
Phoebe: Were all right.
Monica: We were just waxing our legs.
Phoebe: Were all right.
Emily: We dont have to.