words in movies
Phoebe: Thanks. Okay, now go away so we can talk about you.
Rachel: Okay, okay, could we change the subject, please?
Roger: That's tough. Tough stuff. C'mon, Pheebs, we're gonna catch that movie, we gotta get going.
Chandler: Oh look, it's the woman we ordered.
Joey: Hey. Can, uh, can we help you?
Ronni: No we won't.
Chandler: Basically we just feel that he's...
Rachel: We hate that guy.
All: ...No, we hate him.
Rachel: Just think, in a couple of years we get to turn into them.
Joey: Clear the tracks for the boobie payback express. Next stop: Rachel Green. (He goes into the bathroom. We hear a scream and he comes out, closely followed by Monica in a towel)
Phoebe: That is nice and were done. TADA!
Joey: Hey-hey, Pheebs, check it out, we already learned a song. (To Rachel) Ready? One, two, three, four...
Phoebe: (to Monica) Anyway, Im going out with Sergei again tonight, and um, could you come and be the translators date? So that when we, its time for our alone time, you two could split off. Y'know, hes really, hes kinda cute.
Rachel: So I don't go back to work for another four weeks, but we would like our nanny to start right away, so that Emma could get a chance to know her.
Rachel: Oh no! Yes! Of course, I know that! I justI meant yknow are you still a We or are you just You?
Ross: Oh yeah it will! Come on, up! Up-up-up! Up! Yes! Here we go! Pivot! (They start up the stairs again. Chandler is between the couch and the wall now.) Pivot! Piv-ot! Piv-et!! Piv-ett!!! Piv-et!
Ross: We were on a break!!! Okay!! (grabs the phone) We were, we were..., (calms down) yeah. Where are you? Ill find you. (hangs up)
Monica: Shhh! We just got her to go to sleep
Chandler: Well, I think I judged her too quickly, and this time we were able to take the relationship to the next level.
Cookie: Hey. What are we drinkin over here.
Monica: See? This is exactly why Im making this candy. We can learn their names and get to know our neighbors.
Phoebe: (interrupts him) No, no, we don't really have time for this right now. Okay, we have to keep Chandler away from my bedroom.
MIKE: (Entering the apartment) I, I was just thinking about how much more we have to talk about.
Rachel: No-no, that wasnt me! (To Joshua) Well, we should get started. Let me show you my underwear. (Joshua turns at that) The selection of underwear we carry.
(We see Tommy go into Joey and Chandlers apartment)
Monica: It was so wild. We told them we were the Gunnersens in room six fifteen. Only to find out the Boston Celtics had taken over the entire sixth floor!
Monica: Do you realize this is probably the last time well all be here in the coffee house as six single people?
Joey: Ah yeahwait a second now! Look were gonna have to set a spending limit on the date. I dont have the money to take her to a fancy place like that.
Joey: Hey Chandler. Come on in. Were knitting pot holders.
Rachel: What if, um, if he calls his own cell phone to find out who found it and I answer and we start talking and we fell in love. I mean wouldn't that be a great story? Kind of like a fairy tale for the digital age.
Kate: Yeah, I guess. Look, what are we gonna do about this scene, huh?
CHANDLER: I'm just saying that sometimes we like to do stuff that costs a little more.
Joey: Well maybe we just take that one away. (Picks it up and throws it away.)
CHANDLER: We came over as soon as we saw.
Phoebe: Uh Joey, were trying to dial down the crazy.
Chandler: Ok. So if we both had Emma and I die <knocks on table> she'd have to give her up.
Phoebe: Ok. Do we have to talk like that then they're not around? (She sees Rachel) Oh, no, no! Listen, is there someone who can fill in for me?
BIG BULLY: Maybe we didn't make it clear enough.
Monica: Did you not hear where my head was? Come on! Come on were a team! Were in this together!
Tag: Yknow, Im actually glad Phoebe called. (He pulls out a stool and Rachel sits down.) I know we broke up because you thought I wasnt mature enough, but Ive really grown up and think we should get back together.
Ross: Yes! Thats where we realized we were both super cool people!
Rachel: Oh, I dont know. I guess we have to eat.
Joey: You own the room. (She smiles and stares longingly into his eyes.) We should probably get-get uh
TV: "Here we are, the official Powerball numbers! We have 53"
Joey: Yeah, we haven't dropped it in (Looks to Ross.)
Tommy: I think were here.
Kathy: Okay. Understanding a little more why you're single. Ohh! Y'know, I have a friend you would like, she's really pretty. And then we could double date!
The Man: Were waiting for the candy. (Yelling at the door.) Bring out the candy!
Ross: Yep, we got it, we got it. (To Charlie) Thank you so much.
Joey: Which were still keeping under our hats!
Monica: (laughing with Ross) We don't, we don't wrestle now.
Ross: Sending out a holiday card, together, I mean I just dont know if were really quite there yet.
Chandler: Because... that way... we can pick up where we left off.
Mrs. Geller: Jack, is it all our fault? Were we bad parents?
Joey: Oh, I know how we can decide. Phoebe, show him your game!
Monica: We have to do this. We are playing for women everywhere. Okay, just think about every lousy date that you ever had, okay, every guy who kept on the TV while youre making out...
Monica: Honey, we were at this beautiful place, and I-I-I just put our names down for fun! I mean, whats the harm in that?
Joshua: Wow! Uhh, Rachel uhh, youre a real special lady, but my divorce isnt final yet and, and, and weve been on four days, so Im thinking "No, but thanks."
Phoebe: Ok well, before you do, I know we weren't supposed to get you going away presents, (she takes something out from her pocket) but I do have something for you.
Rachel: Okay. Okay. (They sit down.) I think we can do this if we just get organized. All right? We have two days to plan this party. We just need to make fast decisions! Okay? All right, where are we gonna have it?
Chandler: You wanna see if we still have it?
Ross: (pause) Not on the ones we sent out.
Rachel: Oh Joey, Im so happy things worked out for us that were having this baby together. I love you so much.
Joey: That would be Casey. Were going out tonight.
Rachel: Shes actually very sweet and we used to be very close.
Monica: Alright, well, this does not change anything. (to Chandler) Okay, we need to get something to grease the sides of his face.
Monica: We are pretty good.
Joey and Chandler: We already knew that! (they hug)
Monica: We said at the movies, but
Rachel: Yeah, I guess. I-I I mean, do-do you think were ever gonna have that?
Rachel: Okay. Okay. Okay. Umm, maybe you can start with, "Chandler, even though we were friends; there was a part of me that always knew I wanted more."
Joey: (reading from the script) Well, you must be new here. Why don't we get a table and I'll buy you a drink.
Doug: Bing my boy, were gonna get you over this. Now heres the plan, grab your coat, were going to a strip club.
Ross: Should we send something?
The Head Librarian: We are aware of the problem you are referring too. (He turns to look at the previous librarian.) But as far as increasing security, Im afraid the library is very understaffed. I, I cant help you.
Chandler: Oh its been going on way to long now. Yknow, I mean the first time he said it we were just passing each other in the hallway, so I didnt say anything. And then the next time he said, "Hey Toby, do you want a donut?" And I-I wanted a donut. And now its five years later, the donuts gone and Im still Toby.
Chandler: (To Monica) Well, now we have one of each! (To the doctor) And that's enough!
CHAN: Look, maybe we should go?
Phoebe: No, we can go together! Just dont wait too long though, okay? Cause Im outta here sometime before Friday.
Rachel: Sure, you know what? Come on, well just tell them that there was like a problem with like the "engine".
Phoebe: I dont want to go into the whole thing, but umm, we have words and I kill him.
Ross: Yeah, we thought we had a monkey, but we-we didn't.
Monica: Yeah, but we haven't heard a thing from the adoption agency and it has been weeks!
Joey/Drake: Can you really live the rest of your life never knowing what we could have been?
The Guys: We will. (they dont move)
Susan: Yes, I'm familiar with the concept. We can just look for it.
Rachel: Oh, were leaving. Bye Kash.
Girl: We learned how to dance.
Chandler: (to Rachel) You know what I just realized? We have no idea what we're doing in the wedding tomorrow.
Joey: So what? Look, suppose we were a divorced couple.
Phoebe: Rachel, were sorry for pushing those guys on you.
Chandler: Okay. Now all weve got to do is get rid of this chair.
Phoebe and Ross: Yeah, we went shopping!
ROSS: Well maybe, you know, maybe we should stay for one song.
Joey: Were now in the ceremony, Monica is about to say, "I do" when her drunk uncle starts yelling. What do you do? Go!
Joey: Phoebe! Were both (points at Ross and himself) your backup?!
Phoebe: All right, me too. (They go into her room and see that shes sleeping.) Should we wake her up?
Rachel: Dont say that I have no sentiment! (Starts to show Ross whats in the box.) This is a movie stub from our first date! This is an eggshell from the first time you made me breakfast in bed! (Holds up a bone) This is from the museum from the first time we were together. Okay, maybe I exchange gifts sometimes, but I keep the things that matter!
Chandler: He's probably in his room with his current girlfriend Charlie. That's the situation as we know it... (walks to Phoebe and Monica)
Monica: Oh no, you see were on our honeymoon. So umm, can you do your little thing and bump us up to first class?
Ross: God, do you realize in ten years were gonna be 40?
Monica: Guys, hurry up! The flight leaves in four hours! It could take time to get a taxi! There could be traffic! The plane could leave early! When we get to London, there could be a line at customs! Come on!! (She runs back to her apartment.)
Monica: Oh well umm, I make it myself! Its two parts ammonia and one part lemon juice. And now the secret ingredient is yknow what? We just met.
Chandler: No, I invited him to dinner so you could get a chance to get to know him! I mean, if we go through a sperm bank you never meet the guy, get to check him out.
Rachel: Well, we were going to do that afterI mean umm, next.
The Producer: Im sorry, why dont we do that right now? Hes right here. (Points to a guy.)
Phoebe: But you-you cant leave me with them! We-were a team! Were playing a zone! Theyre gonna triple team me!
Phoebe: Yeah. I was just in there. He introduced himself and the next thing I know, were making out. You know.
Joey: Well, its complicated. Shes with this other guy. For a long time. Someone from work, too. And I could never do that to the guy, because were really good friends.
Joey: Yknow, we dont have to imagine.