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Monica: You see that guy? Hes in classics now, but y'know as soon as we leave hes going straight to the porn.
Phoebe: Oh! Since tomorrow. I met this really cute guy in the park and he like y'know, jogs, and blades, and swims, and so y'know we made a deal thats hes going to teach me all sorts of jock stuff.
Monica: Oh, um, around 8:02. We ah, talked for a little while, and then um, we went out for an innocent burger.
Monica: Were not gonna have sex! Okay, nothings changed here. He still doesnt want children and I still do, so thats why were just gonna be friends.
Joey: Check the freezer. If theres none in there, then were probably out. Are you just getting in from work? Its late.
Joey: Well, safer. Y'know, I mean I never start reading The Shining, without making sure weve got plenty of room in the freezer, y'know.
Rachel: Okay. Ah, well well just see about that, okay. I will read The Shining, (she tries to take the book away from him but he doesnt want to let it go) and you will read Little Women.
Phoebe: (to Robert) Youve have lipstick right here (points to her cheek). Thats okay, its mine, we just kissed.
Robert: We could write it down for you?
Chandler: What do we do? What do we do?
Ross: Well, I suppose we just try to not look directly at it.
Monica: You say Thank you very much, and then you buy me something pretty. Come on, were gonna put are hands in this bowl, and were gonna start squishing the tomatoes.
Joey: (noticing Chandler) What are you doing? (he pushes Chandler back to his side of the couch) Get back over on your side of the... (sees Robert in all his glory) Hello!! (to Robert) Hi, Im Joey, we havent met.
Monica: Yeah, I do think its better this way. (listens) Yeah, were being smart. (gets up to answer the door) (listens) Yes, Im sure.(she opens the door and its Richard)
Monica: So we can be friends who sleep together.
Richard: Absolutely, this will just be something we do, like racquetball.
Monica: Cause if you do that means youd be cancelling it for me, and were just friends.
Chandler: We cant tell him, you cant go up to a guy you barely know and talk about his.... stuff.
Robert: (to Phoebe) So are ready for the gym? Theyve got this new rock climbing wall, we can spot each other.
Ross: (to Chandler) Hey, dont we have to...
Chandler: Yeah, we got, um-hmm.
Robert: Oh God! Here we go again. Why does this keep happening to me? (spreads his legs) Is it something Im putting out there? Is this my fault? Or am I just nuts?
[Scene: Richards bedroom, Monica has covered it in rose pedals and candles. We hear Richard come in to the apartment, and Monica frantically throws the rest of the pedals on the bed, and jumps onto the bed and puts a rose in her mouth, and bites a thorn.]
Richards Date: Were still on this side of the door.
Monica: (gets up) Okay, y'know what, Im not fine, Im not. I mean how can I be fine, hearing you come in with her, she wants to see your bedroom.... (pause) Y'know what, what if were friends who dont see other people?
Monica: Why not?! I mean this has been the most amazing week. Would it be so terrible? Even if we were friends who lived together. Or, maybe someday friends who stood up in front of their other friends, and vowed to be friends forever.
Richard: Wow. Y'know were back where we were. Honey, I would love to do all that, but nothings changed.
Richard: Okay, okay, one things changed. But we still want different things and we know how this is gonna end.
Joey: No we werent!
Monica: And yet, here we are doing it again.
Alice: None. But if there was something you wanted to tell us, were just gonna be right over there (points to the counter) having coffee.
(We go into a flashback sequence with Joey remembering some of those times.)
Chloe: Do I know why were rushing?
CHANDLER: Hey man, look it's my best bud. How ya doin? [Joey doesn't respond] Wow, you are really gettin' good at that Marcel Marceau thing. Hey, whaddya say uh, we play some ball, you and me, huh, whaddya say? [Throws a basketball to Joey. Joey doesn't move to catch it and the ball takes out a lamp] OK, that's my bad.
Ross: Okay umm, why dont we all take a seat, yknow? And uh, and Ill get us all some uh some coffees(He goes to pull out Elizabeths chair, but Paul steps in)Yeah, why dont you. (Paul pulls out her chair) Uh and you guys can talk about whatever, whatever you want. Yknow? Whatever pops into your head. (He turns his back to Paul and Elizabeth and points to himself for Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe. Then he goes to order the coffee.)
Joey: Yeah. I'm thinking, if we put our heads together, between the two of us, we can break them up.
Chandler: What we want honey.
Ross: Okay, well be right in. (to Chandler) So ah, did your boss try to slap you again today?
Joey: Yeah, that's the uh, game we were playing.
Richard: We may not have any weapons, but we still have food. In the basement I saw potatoes and some dry pasta, and a few tins of tuna! (Joey backs away and wipes his face again.)
Chandler: No-no-no! It is going to be okay, because Mrs. Braverman is gonna send away for a free one and that way we all win! The only losers are the big cheesecake conglomerate, (Reading the label) Mommas Little Bakery. (Pause) I feel terrible, Im a horrible, horrible, horrible person.
Monica: Okay Phoebe, we should probably go back now.
Ross: Then we have to await the data from recent MRI scans and DNA testing which call into question information gathered from years of simple carbon dating.
Transcribers Note: This is stuff we never saw from all of the seasons, so for all of the scene settings I will be using the current arrangements. Even though some of the out takes take place when Chandler was living with Joey and Rachel was living with Monica, when Joey and Chandler were living in Monica and Rachels, and the current arrangements.
Monica: Wh-what are we gonna tell him?
Rachel: Just think, in a couple of years we get to turn into them.
Rachel: Oh yeah! Actually, thats one of the reasons why were not a couple.
Rachel: Pheebs, I... there isn't gonna be any flying about! We actually thought we were a little too mature for stuff like that.
Rachel: Hi! Sorry to bother you, but I don't think we can accept your acceptance of our apology, it just doesn't really seem like you mean it.
Monica: Oh, he just doesn't want us to go through any trouble. Think of how excited he'll be when we go out and surprise him! Plus we get to have our own, ani-Vegas-ary! A-Nevadaversary!
Carol: Hey Rachel! (The camera cuts to her face and we see that Ben pulled the quarter trick with her as well.)
Terry: Why dont we start right now!
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Shhh! Im on a call! (On phone) Umm well yeah, you can pick it up tonight, say 8:30? At-at my apartment. Its umm, its umm 5 Morton Street, Apartment 14, umm and then maybe yknow after we can grab a bite to eat or whatever. (Listens) Okay, well okay Ill see you then. (Listens) Bye. (Hangs up.)
Chandler: Well, I dont see that we have a choice. But, when were back home, we dont do it.
Joey: Yeah, yknow at first I thought we could talk about this yknow, work it out, but uh, seeing you two together I dont think I
Monica: All right, that's a little sketch of the cake, umm some sample menus, umm y'know what I thought we would start out with Tuscan style finger food, and for music, here's an alphabetized list of all my CDs! I've highlighted the ones that would go really good with the food.
Mike: Hey, Chandler, why dont we talk this over at the Ranger game tomorrow?
Ross: And! We should keep all the stuff uh, we told each other secret from everybody else.
Ross: No Joey! Look why dont, why dont we just let her decide? Okay? Hey-hey, well each go out with her one more time. And-and well see who she likes best.
Joey: I dont believe weve met, Joey Tribbiani.
Ross: (on phone) Thats right, Ryder. Wynona Ryder for six. (listens) Thank you. (hangs up) (to the gang) Yeah, we have the reservations.
Rachel: Okay, that we may be able to do.
Chandler: We cant accept this.
Chandler: Here we go. Okay, brace yourselves.
[And with that we start off on a series of clips from the entire history of Ross and Rachel, from Rosss point of view. The first clip is from The Pilot.]
Woman On Train: Yes we are. So, coffee?
MONICA: Sandra, I am so sorry, I thought you were Rachel and we just weren't ready for you yet.
Joey: My beers?! Look you guys, shes a very nice girl. Okay? We had a good time, but I justI dont see it going anywhere.
Ross: Uh, before we do uh, are any of Joeys special romance magazines in there?
RACHEL: Monica, Monica, look at this lamp. Is this tacky or what? We have to have this.
Rachel: I don't know. We were watching TV, and then he pooped in Monica's shoe-
Monica: So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?
Joey: Road trip! Yeah, we can rent a car! I just have to be there by Tuesday!
Monica: Yeah, we really do!
Joey: Good, good yeah, (Grabs the bags) maybe while were there, they can check your reflexes. (Joey opens the door and it hits Ross in the face with it.) (Makes quote marks.) "Oops."
Joey: Yeah, we look great together.
Joey: Well just see.
Kori: We weren't but we had one class together. He was such a great guy and he talked so passionately about science. I always remembered him.
Monica: Not until you said it. Somebody switch! (Chandler makes a clicking sound with his fingers and Phoebe runs to the other wall. Monica returns to Chandlers wall.) Wait a minute... Ross and Charlie, Joey and Rachel, Phoebe and Mike! We're the only people leaving with the same person we came with.
Rachel: Remember when we were in high school together?
Ross: Joey, we just saw it!
Joey: Well! What happened?! Did we miss it?
Janice: So, do we have the best friends or what?
Paul: Then we agree?
Rachel: You know what honey, you go ahead, well call her an alternate.
Alice: And weve tried everything, weve seen a bunch of doctors.
Ross: No! No we dont!
Ross: We cant do it again.
The Doctor: It's too late, all we can do now is sow up the wound.
Monica: Chandler, we still havent gotten an RSVP from your dad.
Rachel: Phoebe, come on can we finish this later? Cause I wanna go running before it gets dark. Oh! Why don't you come with me?!
Ross: N No! We took a cab too, but I did test runs!
Monica: And yet, were still poking him.
Phoebe: Oh thats a nickname we were trying out.
Janice: (laughs) I don't think we need to, because you're tripping me out right now! Are you okay?
Chandler: Yes, but I feel like Ive really gotten in touch with my feminine side enough today. You know. In fact I think were two sachets away from becoming a lesbian couple.
Joey: Ooh, we could end up with nothing.
Elizabeth: Oh. Well, so we have to hide our relationship from one more person. Big deal. Besides, its kinda fun hiding.
Chandler: Come on! Why are we here?!
ROSS: So don't, I don't see why we have to go to this thing anyway, it's your ex-fiancee's wedding.
PHOE: Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Monica, get the wine and unplug the phone. Rachel, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?
Rachel: Well yknow, we did other stuff too. (Joey and Chandler start to giggle.)
Judy: Yes, you’ll be all grown up by then. We’ll be... Well your grandfather and I might not be here.
Alice: Yeah. Y'know we-we talked about just living together, but um, we want to have kids right away.
RACHEL: No.� No, because I know exactly how the conversation's gonna go.� "Hey Ross, you know, I think we had a moment before."
Gunther: Yeah, well see!
Guy: Yeah, we were we were just looking around.
Ross: A bit of a daredevil are we?
Monica: What are we gonna do?
Joey: Hey, we all had better plans. This was nobody's first choice.
Rachel: Were having a girl?
Ross: We?! We angered it?!
Chandler: Why not? We could give each of them half a medallion, and then years later, they'll find each other and be reunited. I mean, that's a great day for everybody.
Chandler: No-no, that's okay, apparently there's a new policy where we don't have to share everything with everybody.
Mike: Can we at least try living together? I mean you might change your mind about marriage.
Monica: Hey! Okay, so I thought wed start with my make up and then do my hair.
Ross: Yeah, i-it's for the museum. Someone found a bone, we want the bone, but they don't want us to have the bone, so I'm going over there to try to persuade them to give us the boit'sit's a whole big bone thing. Anyway, I'm gonna be gone for like, uh... like a week, so, uh, if you wanna reach me, y-you can't. So here's my itinerary (hands a sheet of paper to Monica). Um... here's a picture of me... (hands it to Monica)
Joey: Well, thank you. So, can we play 20 Questions now? Ive got a really good one! Ive been thinking about it since Kansas.
Chandler: No, we only went out once.
Phoebe: We have good news, look whose back!
Ross: You know what, I think weve had all the bad luck were going to have. (He hugs her.)
Ross: Laugh it up, but the jokes on you. Because we dont need to get divorced, okay? We were just gonna get an annulment.
Monica: Stop it. Stop! Okay let's go. We can be strong.
Mike: Yeah. We have rat babies now.
Monica: And then Chandler was, was really sweet and he consoled me. And well we drank too much
Dr. Long: We are moving along, just slowly. (Rachel lies back and sighs.) Dont worry, youre doing great. Ill be back soon. (Exits.)
Monica: Umm, can we see you ride it?
Joey: Obviously! So, how do we decide?