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Monica: You see that guy? Hes in classics now, but y'know as soon as we leave hes going straight to the porn.
Phoebe: Oh! Since tomorrow. I met this really cute guy in the park and he like y'know, jogs, and blades, and swims, and so y'know we made a deal thats hes going to teach me all sorts of jock stuff.
Monica: Oh, um, around 8:02. We ah, talked for a little while, and then um, we went out for an innocent burger.
Monica: Were not gonna have sex! Okay, nothings changed here. He still doesnt want children and I still do, so thats why were just gonna be friends.
Joey: Check the freezer. If theres none in there, then were probably out. Are you just getting in from work? Its late.
Joey: Well, safer. Y'know, I mean I never start reading The Shining, without making sure weve got plenty of room in the freezer, y'know.
Rachel: Okay. Ah, well well just see about that, okay. I will read The Shining, (she tries to take the book away from him but he doesnt want to let it go) and you will read Little Women.
Phoebe: (to Robert) Youve have lipstick right here (points to her cheek). Thats okay, its mine, we just kissed.
Robert: We could write it down for you?
Chandler: What do we do? What do we do?
Ross: Well, I suppose we just try to not look directly at it.
Monica: You say Thank you very much, and then you buy me something pretty. Come on, were gonna put are hands in this bowl, and were gonna start squishing the tomatoes.
Joey: (noticing Chandler) What are you doing? (he pushes Chandler back to his side of the couch) Get back over on your side of the... (sees Robert in all his glory) Hello!! (to Robert) Hi, Im Joey, we havent met.
Monica: Yeah, I do think its better this way. (listens) Yeah, were being smart. (gets up to answer the door) (listens) Yes, Im sure.(she opens the door and its Richard)
Monica: So we can be friends who sleep together.
Richard: Absolutely, this will just be something we do, like racquetball.
Monica: Cause if you do that means youd be cancelling it for me, and were just friends.
Chandler: We cant tell him, you cant go up to a guy you barely know and talk about his.... stuff.
Robert: (to Phoebe) So are ready for the gym? Theyve got this new rock climbing wall, we can spot each other.
Ross: (to Chandler) Hey, dont we have to...
Chandler: Yeah, we got, um-hmm.
Robert: Oh God! Here we go again. Why does this keep happening to me? (spreads his legs) Is it something Im putting out there? Is this my fault? Or am I just nuts?
[Scene: Richards bedroom, Monica has covered it in rose pedals and candles. We hear Richard come in to the apartment, and Monica frantically throws the rest of the pedals on the bed, and jumps onto the bed and puts a rose in her mouth, and bites a thorn.]
Richards Date: Were still on this side of the door.
Monica: (gets up) Okay, y'know what, Im not fine, Im not. I mean how can I be fine, hearing you come in with her, she wants to see your bedroom.... (pause) Y'know what, what if were friends who dont see other people?
Monica: Why not?! I mean this has been the most amazing week. Would it be so terrible? Even if we were friends who lived together. Or, maybe someday friends who stood up in front of their other friends, and vowed to be friends forever.
Richard: Wow. Y'know were back where we were. Honey, I would love to do all that, but nothings changed.
Richard: Okay, okay, one things changed. But we still want different things and we know how this is gonna end.
Monica: No were not.
Rachel: Oh, I know, I know, its-its so, its so totally like, "Whoa! Can we do this?" Yknow, I mean, but I mean it just feels right! Dont you think? It does! I mean, it just feels right, dont you think?
Monica: What?! Are you kidding me?! You-you-you think were ready to have a baby now?!
Ross: (losing control, we hear him shout outside) MY SANDWICH?!!!
Rachel: Oh, just tell us! Were not gonna want it!
Chandler: Little baby girl Chandler, where I have heard that before? Oh right, Coach Ruben. (Tries to get her to drink a little more from the bottle when he suddenly smells something. Its times like these Im glad Smell-O-Vision hasnt been invented.) Do you know what Pheebs? When youre done over there, we kinda have a situation over here too. (Phoebe is changing hers.)
Ross: No Rach! Come on! No-no! Yeah, Im sure we wont get arrested for this.
Monica: Were really glad you decided to meet our guy.
CHANDLER: What're we gonna do? What're we gonna do?
Allesandro: Well, you said that we except the Discover Card, which we do not!
Ross: Oh great! That means Im stuck with, "So, we were watching you in there (Points to the TV) and you were sittin right here! Whoa!"
Rachel: And you know, we said that we would, we would live together as long as this makes sense. An maybe this, you know,Just doesn�t make sense anymore.
Ross: Wow! We are pretty good at this! Hey! We totally forgot about lunch!
Ross: All right, were gonna play.
Ross: What about the time I said we were on a break?
Monica: Please, guys, we have to talk.
Phoebe: Monica, I'm sorry I didn't come by last night. I was out with Gary; he let me ride around with him in his cop car. We saw and prevented crimes.
Monica: We are! Help us!
Joey: Hey Pheebs, guess who we saw today.
Monica: Were sorry honey.
Chandler: And for the last time, we do not want to be friends with you! And we don't want to buy your bat! (Joey lowers his bat)
Phoebe: IWe gotta get Monica. (She starts to leave.)
Joey: I thought we talked about this. I dont like pulp. No pulp. Pulp isnt juice. All juice, okay?
Ross: (returning with the coffee) Okay here we are Paul, Elizabeth. (He sets down their cups.) So I hope you guys were finding something to talk about.
Monica: (entering) Did I miss it? (Phoebe nods no.) Rachel, I-I want you to know that, if its positive, were gonna
Rachel: Nooo Way! The most romantic song ever is The Way We Were.
Monica: Well, why dont we just bunny up.
Rachel: Hi! Yknow what honey, were actually out of candy right now. But someone just went out to get some and I have been giving out money but Im out of that too. Hey, can I write you a check?
Monica: Okay, Ill see you tomorrow! (Doug exits.) Just so you know, were not seeing him tomorrow. (Chandler wonders why.) I-I cannot spend another evening with that man. Do you remember how he behaved at our wedding?
Amy: We’re gonna be roomies! (she snaps her finger and points at Joey, snaps her fingers again and points to the bags) Come on!
Monica: Emily has probably been planning it since she was five! Ever since the first time she took a pillowcase and hung it off the back of her head. Thats what we did! We dreamed about the perfect wedding, and the perfect place, with the perfect four-tiered wedding cake (Starting to cry), with the little people on top. (Ross gets thrown a box of Kleenex from the bathroom and he gives her one.) Thanks. But the most important part is that we had the perfect guy who understood just how important all that other stuff was.
Waiter: Eh, okay, the waiters have a little pool going. We have a bet on how long it'll take before you give up and go home.
[We then go into another set of flashbacks of famous fights. The first is the second breakup of Ross and Rachel from The One With The Jellyfish.]
Rachel: Thats right, he can have his job back. Im glad we got that all straightened out. There you go, Joey, you got your job back.
Emily: I realize that people are going to be disappointed. But, Im sure theyll come back when we can do it right.
Ross: Well, not really. I mean technically its-its not against the rules or anything, but it is frowned upon. Especially by that professor we ran into last night, Judgey von Holierthanthou.
Chandler: Yes, yes, its just that we ah, we kinda all ready, made plans with Ross.
Monica: (shouting on phone) Wendy, we had a deal! (Listens) Yeah, you promised! Wendy! Wendy! Wendy! (hangs up)
Phoebe: This is nice. We never do anything just the two of us.
Monica: A hat! Yes! We need a hat.
Ross: I was gonna make us some dinner but all I found in your dad's fridge was bacon and heavy cream. (pause) I think we solved the mystery of the heart attack.
Nurse: Why dont we try massaging the breast to stimulate the flow. (Does so.)
Rachel: Honey um, honey, you do realise that we dont keep the womens lingerie here in the office?
Chandler: (nods his head) Do you mind if we stick you in another cabinet? (to Joey) They seem all right with it!
Joey: Shhh! Not so loud, we don't wanna wake up, uh...
Rachel: Okay. Its okay. Were gonna be okay. Yknow what? Its okay. Im gonna, Im gonna, Im gonna boil some water and just rip up some sheets!
Monica: I mean, all Im asking for is just a little emotion! Is that too much to ask after six years?! I mean what? Are-are-are Rachel and I not as close as you guys?! I mean do we not have as much fun?! Dont I deserve a few tears?!! I mean we-we told Joey, he cried his eyes out!
Rachel: Yes, Joey, I remember, she's annoying, but you know what she's-she's his girlfriend now. I mean what can we do?
Monica: Yeah, but I dont think we have time.
(We hear Phoebe knock at the door upstairs, and the guy answer it.)
JOEY: Hey Monica, why are we watchin' the business channel?
Phoebe: Ross, went to get a cab so we can all... No, wh-what are you doing! No, Monica, no!
Eric: I think well be okay. Besides its so perfect and (whispering) shes been saving herself for me.
Monica: Are we playing football or what? Come on you hairy-backed Marries.
Katie: Hey, where are we going to lunch?
Ross: People ask me why were not together, I just dont know what to tell them.
Ross: (interrupts him) Okay, that's right, yes, but on Hanukkah, uh, we sing, uh (Sings) Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay.
Rachel: Well, yes, we got married in Vegas and uh, and the names I think.
Monica: Because theyll know weve been listening.
Monica: Well thank God you were here! I mean, we have to erase that!
Chandler: I dont have anything against the beautiful guest room, especially since everybody we know lives about 30 seconds away!
CHANDLER: Well we could just stay in and cook for ourselves. [both laugh hysterically]
(We hear a women start moaning.)
Joey: Yeah. (Pause) Hey, I hope Ross didnt think that we just went in there because we were uncomfortable being out here!
[Scene: Beth Israel Medical Center, Phoebe is at her OB-GYN doing an ultrasound, Rachel is with her. We here the babys heartbeat.]
Phoebe: Monica, if you get five cool points, you get to make somebody take off one item of clothing. It hasnt happened yet, but were all very excited.
MONICA: If it makes anybody feel better, then we can just forget the thing, and we'll just do the gift.
Joey: (to Leslie) Ah, anything we might of heard of?
Monica: So what, you're not the only one. I mean, half the time we don't know where we're going. You've just gotta figure at some point it's all gonna come together, and it's just gonna be... un-floopy.
ROSS: Uh, I'm sorry, you don't understand, I'm, I'm, I'm a friend of his. We uh, we used to live together.
Monica: Were not doing anything. Were just sitting around talking, quietly.
Joey: We just got the message.
Monica: I will! But not tonight. For dinner music, I thought we could listen to that tape you made me.
Rachel: Oh, yes! Well have ourselves a little baby Ruth
Chandler: Depends on what you mean by we.
JOEY: Closed set. We know but we're friends with the monkey. [guard lets them in]
Chandler: I think we have some time. Have you ever heard him talk? (doing David) "Uh, Phoebe, uh, I would be honoured, uh..." Spit it out, David!
Monica: Were really sorry, but um, she did ask us first.
Jason: Yeah. I mean y'know, we havent been going out that long. Come on, we havent even slept together yet. Huh.
Monica: Phoebe, yknow why dont we just go upstairs and have some birthday cake?
Woman On Train: Were at my stop. But would you like to have coffee?
Phoebe: Well, because we thought you knew!! Its so obvious! God, that would be like telling Monica, "Hey, you like things clean."
Rachel: Were not?!
Ross: (on tape) So we we both wanted to.
Joey: Okay. Rachel and Phoebe are already there, okay? So they probably started without us. We could just slip in and no-one needs to know where we were! (he raises his hands and on his right one there's a Rangers foam finger)
Ross: I mean we dont want to go down that road do we?
Monica: You obviously havent screwed over a lot of your friends. (They all look at her) Which we all appreciate.
Rachel: Okay, that sounds fair. It just means that once again we can't...
Monica: Oh, we weren't talking about you. No, no way to recover.
Phoebe: All right, all right, well just do our best. Okay? So lets say Im the interviewer and Im meeting you for the first time. Okay. "Hi! Come on in, Im uh, Regina Philange."
Ross: (on the phone) Ive been thinking, this is crazy, I mean dont, dont you think we can work on this?
Phoebe: I dunno, well he got over the "We were on a break" thing really quickly.
Monica: All right, yknow what? We really are late! Lets go! Lets go! Lets go!!
Chandler: Weve got to do something!
Dr. Mitchell: Look at this, it's from the cellars of Ernest and Tova Borgnine, so how could we resist?
Ross: Yes I-I am. In fact umm hey, why dont we try it my special way? You can dance on my feet.
MNCA: Well we... we kinda broke up.
Rachel: We dont want it-it to be too much, we want it to be subtle.
Rachel: Well, then can we meet him?
Monica: Umm, I just wanna say, uh (reads from a 3 X 5 card) that with a pinch of exictement, a dash of hard work, a dollup of cooperation, we can have the recipe... (Looks up and sees eveyone glaring at her) Are you gonna kill me?