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Monica: You see that guy? Hes in classics now, but y'know as soon as we leave hes going straight to the porn.
Phoebe: Oh! Since tomorrow. I met this really cute guy in the park and he like y'know, jogs, and blades, and swims, and so y'know we made a deal thats hes going to teach me all sorts of jock stuff.
Monica: Oh, um, around 8:02. We ah, talked for a little while, and then um, we went out for an innocent burger.
Monica: Were not gonna have sex! Okay, nothings changed here. He still doesnt want children and I still do, so thats why were just gonna be friends.
Joey: Check the freezer. If theres none in there, then were probably out. Are you just getting in from work? Its late.
Joey: Well, safer. Y'know, I mean I never start reading The Shining, without making sure weve got plenty of room in the freezer, y'know.
Rachel: Okay. Ah, well well just see about that, okay. I will read The Shining, (she tries to take the book away from him but he doesnt want to let it go) and you will read Little Women.
Phoebe: (to Robert) Youve have lipstick right here (points to her cheek). Thats okay, its mine, we just kissed.
Robert: We could write it down for you?
Chandler: What do we do? What do we do?
Ross: Well, I suppose we just try to not look directly at it.
Monica: You say Thank you very much, and then you buy me something pretty. Come on, were gonna put are hands in this bowl, and were gonna start squishing the tomatoes.
Joey: (noticing Chandler) What are you doing? (he pushes Chandler back to his side of the couch) Get back over on your side of the... (sees Robert in all his glory) Hello!! (to Robert) Hi, Im Joey, we havent met.
Monica: Yeah, I do think its better this way. (listens) Yeah, were being smart. (gets up to answer the door) (listens) Yes, Im sure.(she opens the door and its Richard)
Monica: So we can be friends who sleep together.
Richard: Absolutely, this will just be something we do, like racquetball.
Monica: Cause if you do that means youd be cancelling it for me, and were just friends.
Chandler: We cant tell him, you cant go up to a guy you barely know and talk about his.... stuff.
Robert: (to Phoebe) So are ready for the gym? Theyve got this new rock climbing wall, we can spot each other.
Ross: (to Chandler) Hey, dont we have to...
Chandler: Yeah, we got, um-hmm.
Robert: Oh God! Here we go again. Why does this keep happening to me? (spreads his legs) Is it something Im putting out there? Is this my fault? Or am I just nuts?
[Scene: Richards bedroom, Monica has covered it in rose pedals and candles. We hear Richard come in to the apartment, and Monica frantically throws the rest of the pedals on the bed, and jumps onto the bed and puts a rose in her mouth, and bites a thorn.]
Richards Date: Were still on this side of the door.
Monica: (gets up) Okay, y'know what, Im not fine, Im not. I mean how can I be fine, hearing you come in with her, she wants to see your bedroom.... (pause) Y'know what, what if were friends who dont see other people?
Monica: Why not?! I mean this has been the most amazing week. Would it be so terrible? Even if we were friends who lived together. Or, maybe someday friends who stood up in front of their other friends, and vowed to be friends forever.
Richard: Wow. Y'know were back where we were. Honey, I would love to do all that, but nothings changed.
Richard: Okay, okay, one things changed. But we still want different things and we know how this is gonna end.
Monica: Oh! It was our pleasure. We are so much enjoying getting to know you.
Rachel: Yeah, we wanted to throw you a big surprise and a great shower, and now you dont have either.
Guru Saj: We appear to have angered it.
Chandler: So we thought we'd throw you little going away party around seven.
Phoebe: Okay, what is this? A stupid contest? Because we got a winner here! (Points at Ross.)
Monica: What if it's new? I mean, we agreed not to talk again, unless we had something really important to say. Shouldn't I call him back?
Ross: (runs out of cards) We need more cards.
RACH: Right, you, you only had a year. We only hung out every night.
Monica: No! We only mess around at his place!
Chandler: And we just sit here. I mean if I die the only way people would even know I was here, would be by the ass print on this chair! Look, we have to do something. Okay? Something huge!
ROSS: You know what, this is ridiculous, ok. This is your birthday, this is your party. I say we just put 'em all together and if they can't deal with it, who cares.
PHOEBE: Uh oh, ooh, are we not getting along with the new boy?
Rachel: Well were gonna miss you around here.
[And with that, we go into another set of clips, this time from Rachels point of view.]
Rachel: Okay, see, see, you guys, what if we don't get magic beans? I mean, what if all we've got are.. beans?
Joey: Just what needs to be done! Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to join this man and this woman
Monica: Hes not gonna say anything, because were not gonna tell him.
Chandler: Yes! Remember? Right before we cut the cake, I went up to you and I said
Chandler: Look all I know is when Monica and I went to see them, we had fun! And theres another reason too.
Rachel: (in triumph) I got a touchdown! We did it!!
Ross: Im sorry, but we have to have some boundaries! My God, Im dying.
Chandler: Yes, yes, we had the sex.
Chandler: (Slightly panicky) Yeah, but what if it's not? What if there is a reason why we can't have a baby?
ROSS: I know, I know, it's, it's almost...[turns around, sees Chandler and Joey] What do you say we go take a walk, just us, not them?
Ross: Yes, yes, fine, that is my penis. Can we be grown-ups now?
Chandler: No. We were in the middle of sex and you fell asleep.
Man: So we never got to hear about your wedding!
Ross: Yes, we have something we have to get to.
Phoebe: After he passed out, we put the sand around him to keep him warm.
Ross: Wow! It looks like we got a lot of good stuff.
Ross: Good! Me neither! So its not a problem. Were just two friends who happen to be roommates.
Rachel: No, we didnt get married! Thats ridiculous!
Mans Voice: Were still rolling!
Joey: All right, so we should go catch our movie.
Joey: Hey! Youre here! Great! Great! Great! Lets get going buddy, weve got a scene to shoot!
Conan: Well be right back with more Friends, less me.
Monica: No, no! We should divide them up (picks up the bowl) and I should get extra because we used my card to buy them!
Chandler: Do we pay for this?
Joey: I'm glad we had this little talk.
Rachel: Ohh Tag, umm youre such a great guy and we have sooo much fun together but I dont-I dont
Rachel: (miserably) No, no, that's not what we ordered... We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese.
Chandler: Hey honey, you got the kind with the little girl, you said we were gonna to get the kind with the baby.
Rachel: So now what have we agreed?
Frank: Why would we be freaked?
Monica: Ross, we can handle this.
Rachel: Ross? (to Joey) Can we just close the door?
Monica: Rachel, (they go back inside) say that I'm friends with her, we spend some time together. Is that so terrible?
Ross: Me neither, okay? We are - we're done being stupid.
Rachel: Honey, maybe we should take you to a doctor.
Monica: So, we did okay at the strip club, right?
Ross: Do you realise we almost made it ten years without that coming up?
Chandler: (To Joey) We didnt get to the audition. Im gonna take her to coffee and then well do it then.
Ross: Well then a small one!! Listen, lets, we kinda have to get going!
Joey: All right, Jester man, look we wanna see the king.
Joey: Really. And what do you mean you never have fun anymore? You have fun with me, remember that time we saw those strippers and you paid me 50 bucks to eat that book?
Chandler: Yknow what, we have to turn off the porn.
Rachel: Wow, thats great Ross, Im sorry we werent more supportive before.
Chandler: We have free porn here!!!
Chandler: Thank you, Mister Drunken Gambler! Okay, you get this and uh, we get the biggest suite in the place! (Everyone cheers) Wait-wait-wait-wait! We (motions to Monica and him.) get the biggest suite in the place.
"We thought Phoebe would leave, but she just stayed and stayed. Thats right, Im here all night, and Chandler will never get l "
(And with that, we start a series of flashbacks to Thanksgiving's of years gone by.)
Ross: If like the four of us could all yknow, hang out together. Uh, in fact Emilys coming into town this weekend, why dont you say we all have dinner? Say, Sunday night?
The Waiter: Actually were out of the lobster ravioli. (Putting Joeys menu under his arm.)
ROSS: Question two. Why do we always have to have parties with committees?
Rachel: (interrupting him) No-no-no-no-no Ross! Please, come on we do not have any of the big stuff we need! We do not a changing table! We do not have a crib! We do not have a diaper service!
Chandler: It just keeps getting worse and worse! Y'know? I mean its bad enough that Im in love with my roommates girlfriendwhich by the way, I think she knows. Because every time were in the room together theres this weird like energy between us. And call me crazy, but I think she likes me too. And now I have seen her naked. I mean at least when Ive seen her with clothes on, I could imagine her body was like covered in boles or something. But there are no boles, shes smooth! Smooth! (leaves)
Joey: (Laughs) Of course we do! Mike is playing a game that we used to play in high school. Yeah, where we pretend we don't know each other. We played all kinds of games. (To Mike) Hey, remember the one where I punch you in the face for not being cool?!
Monica: No! Were gonna have fun. We can make fudge!
Joey: Kathy was being really nice and you just walked away. I thought we had a deal.
Rachel: What?! It goes ten times a day! What are we feeding this baby?! Indian food?!
Chandler: Yeah... Well, it's a good thing we got it then.
RACHEL: Chandler honey, I'm sorry. Ok, can we watch Joey's show now please? [they turn on the TV]
Rachel: No! Theres no orange juice in there! We win!!
Chandler: Yeah we do!
MONICA: Over here dad. [he pans over and we see a torso taking up the whole screen]
Liam: In fact were playing a game at the park tomorrow. Youre welcome to play too if you want.
Rachel: Oh. (we hear laughing from the upstairs apartment) Oh my God, is that Phoebe?
Ross: (interrupting Monica and Emily) So we should probably get going soon.
Monica: So, maybe I am a little high maintenance. And maybe Rachel is a little bit of a pushover. But you know what we decided you are?
Ross: That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?
Ross: No, no, dont. Why dont we?
Emily: Why dont we what?
Ross: Yes! Were getting married?!
Monica: Well discuss it, in the morning! (Slams the door shut.)
Monica: No, were not! Were not leaving!
Dina: Were gonna be all right. I mean, even if were not married this baby is gonna be so loved. Not just by us.
Chandler: But Ill tell you something. One of these days were get off of our buts and rent Die Hard again!
(The heartbeat changes, and we hear a different one.)
Rachel: Oh, Phoebe! Come on! You know what, it's already three o'clock and they haven't even gotten to Emma's group yet. We gotta go, we got dinner!
ROSS: Before I forget, are we hitting faces?
Monica: Oh, what are we gonna do! I don't wanna see her!!
Ross: Really?! We are?
RICHARD: Yeah, I know. I hate it too. Look, maybe we should just tell them.
Rachel: Y'know honey, umm, as uh, as flattered as I am that uh, you saw me first, uhh, I just, I-I don't think we should be cranking anything up.
Mike: I get the joke. Sophisticated as it was. Now the thing I wanna say is... maybe we should have talked about this before. Us living together, you're not expecting a proposal, right?
Phoebe: Oh, I have dinner plans with Joey. We get together about once a month to discuss the rest of you guys.
Chandler: Well, we used theres up last night making scary faces.
Joey: Yeah we are!
Monica: What we did was wrong. Oh god, I just had sex with somebody that wasn't alive during the Bicentennial.
Chandler: All right, if I do this, can we at least discuss sex on the balcony?