words in movies
chandler: Now we can finally watch Green Acres the way it was meant to be seen.
CHANDLER: [reaches for the footrest lever] Do we dare?
JOEY: We dare.
CHANDLER: Uh, two larges, extra cheese on both. But listen, don't ring the buzzer for 19, ring 20, Geller-Green, they'll let you in, OK. If you buzz our door, there's no tip for you. OK, thanks. Pizza's on the way. I told you we wouldn't have to get up.
JOEY: What if we have to pee?
DR. BURKE: OK. You better. Oh God, here we go. Hey wanna see 'em go nuts? Watch this. [grabbing some wine glasses and opening the door to the party] Who needs glasses? [everyone laughs]
PHOEBE: We have got to get you lazy boys out of these chairs.
ROSS: Well we just wanted to stop by and uh, say goodnight.
ROSS: Oh look, I can't believe this. Look, homo-habilus hasn't even learned how to use tools yet and they've got him here wi, with clay pots. Why don't, why don't they just give him a microwave? I'm sorry, I'm sorry this is taking so long, ya know, I, I, it's just it's longer than I expected, we will have dinner.
DR. BURKE: Yeah. Are we nuts here?
MONICA: So maybe we should just. . .
MONICA: Well, we don't really have to decide anything right now, do we?
ROSS: Wha, OK, I'm sorry, let's uh, why don't we find someplace else.
RACHEL: No, you know what, it's late, everything's gonna be closed. Why don't we just do it another night?
ROSS: No, no, we won't.
RACHEL: We won't?
RACHEL: What is this? What are we doing?
RACHEL: Ah, so what are we looking at?
ROSS: I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight. RACHEL: Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight. [they kiss] ROSS: You're not laughing. RACHEL: This time it's not so funny. [They kiss and start undressing. As Rachel tries to pull off Ross's tie she catches it in his mouth. Then they roll across the fur rug.] RACHEL: Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK. ROSS: What. Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box. RACHEL: Oh, thank God. [Scene: Museum of Natural History. The next morning Rachel and Ross are sleeping in the display under a fur.] ROSS: Hi. RACHEL: Hi you. I can't believe I'm waking up next to you. ROSS: I know it is pretty unbelievaaaaah. RACHEL: What? ROSS: We're not alone. [A church youth group is outside the display watching them] CLOSING CREDITS [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They are still in their chairs, watching Beavis and Butthead.] [they're laughing along with the show when an alarm goes off] JOEY: Is that the fire alarm? CHANDLER: Yeah. [feels the floor] Oh it's not warm yet, we still have time. JOEY: Cool.
Rachel: Oh, well, actually we were just talking about me not going to Rosss wedding.
Chandler: Janice. Hi, Janice. Ok, here we go. I don't think we should go out anymore. Janice.
Joey: Were 29, were not women.
Ross: How sad are we?
Monica: Well Joey, were all were all very proud of you.
Joey: So, were having fun, right?
Mona: Okay. IBut I think we should still have this conversation.
MONICA: I can't believe that this whole time we thought he hated us. I mean, isn't it amazing how much you can touch someone's life, without even knowing it?...Would you look at this dump? He hated us. This is his final revenge!
ALL: Oh yeah we do. C'mon.
Phoebe: Yeah, well, well see about that. Can I use your phone? I just wanna call everyone I know.
Rachel: Phoebe and I saw Chandler with a blonde woman today outside on the street and then we followed them to a house in Westchester.
MONICA: Well, I guess now we can't go.
Ross: Wed like to close our accounts.
David: Oh, uh... we just uh... happen to wear the same shade.
Monica: Uh, so anyway, we thought one of you could read something during the ceremony.
Monica: We're Aunt Monica and uncle Chandler, by the way. You may not recognize us, because we haven't spoken to your parents in seventeen years!
Joey: Uh no, not really. It's an independent film y'know? So we don't have a real big budget. I figured I'd just stay in your room.
Rachel: Umm Pheebs, remember when we were in the coffee house we decided that I was going to keep the uh, the cute guys cell phone?
MRS. GELLER: Oh, we were so sorry to hear about your parents splitting up, dear.
CHANDLER: We don't need to remedy that.
ROSS: Ok, Pheebs! How 'bout we'll each just pay for what we had. It's no big deal.
Phoebe: Well not clients, lovers. But lets just yknow, try it again. Come back and-and well work through it.
Monica: We just want you to think it through.
Monica: I think it's totally insane, I mean, they work for the hospital. It's like returning to the scene of the crime. You know, I say we blow off the dates.
Tape: We will now count from one to five. Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq.
Joey: No, no, no, I'm telling ya. Imagine yourself living in a supermarket and you will understand okay? So the question is, what do we do?
Monica: Im with you Chandler! I mean I cant have sex with a sick person either, thats disgusting! But Im not sick! Let me prove it to you. We are two healthy people in the pribe of libe.
CHANDLER: [Joey grabs a frying pan] Yes, hitting her with a frying pan's a good idea. We might wanna have a backup plan, though, just in case she isn't a cartoon.
Monica: Hey. Oh good-good youre here! All right, I figured it out. Im gonna take two tables of eight, Im gonna add your parents, and Im gonna turn them into three tables of six. Okay? And I called the caterer; I added two extra meals, we are good to go!
RACHEL: What? Come on, you do what you want to do. Do we always have to do everything together?
Monica: Well, because every time we do, you make jokes about swinging and scare them away.
Chandler: Now that's so funny, because last Christmas I got the gift of space. We should get them together and make a continuum.
Joey: Weve got a box. (Motions to a large wooden box next to him.)
Monica: Look Rach, we have to move. I mean if they had lost, we wouldve made them get rid of the birds. Right?
Monica: (also hugs the wall) Yeah, we had a great time, thank you! (walks to Phoebe)
Monica: Okay well, then well both do it today and hell just have to deal with it!
Joey: Listen also were uh, were watching the game here Saturday night, if people want to come over.
Chandler: Y'know, I, I really dont think we need a canoe.
Mike: You're right. She probably will support me. Hey, unless we move in with you, dad?
Phoebe: Okay, I cant believe that Monica and Chandler are getting married. I remember talking about this day with Rachel while we were showering together, naked. (Raises her glass and drinks.)
Phoebe: I dont know, but were having dinner tomorrow night, so I figured, shes gonna tell me then. Y'know maybe she just wanted to give him time to, buy me presents, I dont know! So, youre all bored?
Chandler: Well, you can understand, given how we started.
Joey: We dont need that wizard guy. We hit a couple of clubs, talked to some strangers, and uh, after this, well head down to the docks and see about that boat thing.
Rachel: Tommys supposed to be here soon, were going to lunch.
All: Yeah! We promise! We'll be good!
Ross: No! No! It would be weird if we were still in that place, I mean are you still in that place?
Chandler: Here we go! Here we go!
[All by myself is playing. Chandler is sitting in front of a window while it's raining outside. We see Joey through a rainy window. The camera zooms out to show it's just his tabletop water sculpture.]
Helena: Before we go on with the show, I just want to say to the bride and groom how lucky they are to have found each other. In every life, a little rain must fall. Fortunately, in my life (Four guys wearing rubber boots, shorts, hats, and nothing else carrying umbrellas run onto the stage.) (Singing) Its raining men!
Charlie: But maybe we can have dinner later? On the balcony? Will be romantic.
Ross (he buzzes for the nurse) Let's see if we can get that Rachel back here.
Phoebe: Hey, you know what, I've never had a one-year anniversary before, so no matter where we go, I'm wearing something fancy pants, and... I'm gonna put on my finest jewelry and we're gonna have sex in a public rest room.
Mona: I mean I love spending time with you, yknow I justI hope were moving forward. I mean, we should probably talk about that. Dont you think?
Chandler: We cant do that thats insane. I mean A he could wake up and B yknow, lets go for it.
Joey: Rach, its, its ah, its not that we dont want to, really. (quietly) Are we talking models in their underwear?
MONICA: I don't know what to say.� We shouldn't have lied to you.
(We hear some knocking coming from the ceiling.)
Rachel: Uh Pheebs, we just actually kinda wanted to be alone.
PHOEBE: Ok, so I guess we don't invite her parents.
Rachel: Well of course we will help you decide! We will do anything we can to help you! Now, I would like to make a toast, to the future Mrs. Chandler Bing (A woman at the table behind them overhears Chandlers name and starts listening closer), my best friend, and truly one of the nicest people that
Ross (on the verge of tears): I'm sorry, it must be the pressure of entertaining. I think everyone would feel better if we had some flan.
Phoebe: "No time for losers, 'cause we are the champions of the world...!" Thank you!
Monica: Yeah, come on, we can be guys!
Ross: Aw, yknow Yknow, maybe were-were just approaching this all wrong. If youre Chandler and-and you wanna hide, where is the last place on Earth people would think youd go?
Monica: Oh! It was our pleasure. We are so much enjoying getting to know you.
Rachel: Yeah, we wanted to throw you a big surprise and a great shower, and now you dont have either.
Guru Saj: We appear to have angered it.
Chandler: So we thought we'd throw you little going away party around seven.
Phoebe: Okay, what is this? A stupid contest? Because we got a winner here! (Points at Ross.)
Monica: What if it's new? I mean, we agreed not to talk again, unless we had something really important to say. Shouldn't I call him back?
Ross: (runs out of cards) We need more cards.
RACH: Right, you, you only had a year. We only hung out every night.
Monica: No! We only mess around at his place!
Chandler: And we just sit here. I mean if I die the only way people would even know I was here, would be by the ass print on this chair! Look, we have to do something. Okay? Something huge!
ROSS: You know what, this is ridiculous, ok. This is your birthday, this is your party. I say we just put 'em all together and if they can't deal with it, who cares.
PHOEBE: Uh oh, ooh, are we not getting along with the new boy?
Rachel: Well were gonna miss you around here.
[And with that, we go into another set of clips, this time from Rachels point of view.]
Rachel: Okay, see, see, you guys, what if we don't get magic beans? I mean, what if all we've got are.. beans?
Joey: Just what needs to be done! Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to join this man and this woman
Monica: Hes not gonna say anything, because were not gonna tell him.
Chandler: We cant tell him, you cant go up to a guy you barely know and talk about his.... stuff.
Chandler: Yes! Remember? Right before we cut the cake, I went up to you and I said
Chandler: Look all I know is when Monica and I went to see them, we had fun! And theres another reason too.
Rachel: (in triumph) I got a touchdown! We did it!!
Ross: Im sorry, but we have to have some boundaries! My God, Im dying.
Chandler: Yes, yes, we had the sex.
Chandler: (Slightly panicky) Yeah, but what if it's not? What if there is a reason why we can't have a baby?
ROSS: I know, I know, it's, it's almost...[turns around, sees Chandler and Joey] What do you say we go take a walk, just us, not them?
Ross: Yes, yes, fine, that is my penis. Can we be grown-ups now?
Chandler: No. We were in the middle of sex and you fell asleep.
Man: So we never got to hear about your wedding!
Ross: Yes, we have something we have to get to.
Phoebe: After he passed out, we put the sand around him to keep him warm.
Ross: Wow! It looks like we got a lot of good stuff.
Ross: Good! Me neither! So its not a problem. Were just two friends who happen to be roommates.
Rachel: No, we didnt get married! Thats ridiculous!
Mans Voice: Were still rolling!
Joey: All right, so we should go catch our movie.
Joey: Hey! Youre here! Great! Great! Great! Lets get going buddy, weve got a scene to shoot!