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Chandler: Can we start over?
Joey: Hey Pheebs, guess who we saw today.
Ross: No, Susans gonna be there too. Weve got dads, weve got lesbians, the whole parenting team.
Woman: Hi, were the Rostins. Err, Im J.C., and hes Michael, and were having a boy, and a girl.
Susan: But were fine.
Joey: So that if we went out on a date, shed be there.
Phoebe: Well, I mean, Im not my sisters, you know, whatever, and um... I mean, its true, we were one egg, once, but err, you know, weve grown apart, so, um... I dont know, why not? Okay.
Ross: No... No... No. I think I should stay, I think we should both know whats going on.
Teacher: Alrighty. Were gonna start with some basic third stage breathing exercises, so Mummies, why dont you get on your back? And... coaches, you should be supporting Mummys head.
Mr. Douglas: Its pretty ugly. We havent seen an ANUS this bad since the seventies.
Mr. Douglas: Well, were gonna be layin off people in every department.
Jamie: I think we have an answer.
Jamie: No, no, no. We were there last night. She kept... (shuddering at the memory) ..bringing swordfish. (Indicating the ladies bathroom) are you gonna go to the, um?
Fran: Im gonna wait till after we order. Its her, right.
Fran: Err... we know what we want.
Jamie: All we want is two Caffe Lattes.
Monica: Were not doing anything. Were just sitting around talking, quietly.
Rachel: Well try to keep it down.
Phoebe: That you like, (snappily confronting Joey over the heads of the knitting circle) we get it. You like her. Great!
Carol: (screaming at Ross) Oh, what do you know? No one's going up to you and saying, "Hi, is that your nostril? Mind if we push this pot roast through it?"
Susan: I know its frightening, but, big picture. The birth part is just one day, and when its over, were all gonna be parents for the rest of our lives.
Joey: Well, not that its any of your business, but, no, we havent, okay?
Chandler: Oh, you dont know. (Presses a button.) Helen, could you make sure we put through the paperwork on Miss Bookbinders raise?
Phoebe: Alright, so, can we turn this off? Can we just make it... make them go away? Because I cant, I cant watch.
Ursula: Yeah, um, may we help you?
The Vendor: So, what are you guys in the market for? Weve got uh, scarves, tulip post cards...
Rachel: You know we were all alone and he was being really nice to me and, oh and he gave me this scarf...
Phoebe: Oh, 19! We thought you said 90!
Monica: We have got to wash that! (Referring to the sock bunny.)
Ross: You mean, weyou and me?
ROSS: Hey, I didn't know we were, uh, seeing other people.
Joey: There you go! That's the spirit I'm looking for! What can we do? Huh? All right who's first? Huh? Ross?
Dr. Rosen: (Nervously) okay, but you have to admit that every time we go out... Women we meet at the hospital... It turns into...
Joey: Ah-ah-ah! Were doing this! Okay, now you got me my first set of head shots. Right, how much were those?
Rachel: Honey I swear it we just kissed.
Joey: No we werent!
Monica: And yet, here we are doing it again.
Alice: None. But if there was something you wanted to tell us, were just gonna be right over there (points to the counter) having coffee.
(We go into a flashback sequence with Joey remembering some of those times.)
Chloe: Do I know why were rushing?
CHANDLER: Hey man, look it's my best bud. How ya doin? [Joey doesn't respond] Wow, you are really gettin' good at that Marcel Marceau thing. Hey, whaddya say uh, we play some ball, you and me, huh, whaddya say? [Throws a basketball to Joey. Joey doesn't move to catch it and the ball takes out a lamp] OK, that's my bad.
Ross: Okay umm, why dont we all take a seat, yknow? And uh, and Ill get us all some uh some coffees(He goes to pull out Elizabeths chair, but Paul steps in)Yeah, why dont you. (Paul pulls out her chair) Uh and you guys can talk about whatever, whatever you want. Yknow? Whatever pops into your head. (He turns his back to Paul and Elizabeth and points to himself for Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe. Then he goes to order the coffee.)
Joey: Yeah. I'm thinking, if we put our heads together, between the two of us, we can break them up.
Chandler: What we want honey.
Ross: Okay, well be right in. (to Chandler) So ah, did your boss try to slap you again today?
Joey: Yeah, that's the uh, game we were playing.
Richard: We may not have any weapons, but we still have food. In the basement I saw potatoes and some dry pasta, and a few tins of tuna! (Joey backs away and wipes his face again.)
Chandler: No-no-no! It is going to be okay, because Mrs. Braverman is gonna send away for a free one and that way we all win! The only losers are the big cheesecake conglomerate, (Reading the label) Mommas Little Bakery. (Pause) I feel terrible, Im a horrible, horrible, horrible person.
Monica: Okay Phoebe, we should probably go back now.
Ross: Then we have to await the data from recent MRI scans and DNA testing which call into question information gathered from years of simple carbon dating.
Transcribers Note: This is stuff we never saw from all of the seasons, so for all of the scene settings I will be using the current arrangements. Even though some of the out takes take place when Chandler was living with Joey and Rachel was living with Monica, when Joey and Chandler were living in Monica and Rachels, and the current arrangements.
Monica: Wh-what are we gonna tell him?
Rachel: Just think, in a couple of years we get to turn into them.
Rachel: Oh yeah! Actually, thats one of the reasons why were not a couple.
Rachel: Pheebs, I... there isn't gonna be any flying about! We actually thought we were a little too mature for stuff like that.
Rachel: Hi! Sorry to bother you, but I don't think we can accept your acceptance of our apology, it just doesn't really seem like you mean it.
Monica: Oh, he just doesn't want us to go through any trouble. Think of how excited he'll be when we go out and surprise him! Plus we get to have our own, ani-Vegas-ary! A-Nevadaversary!
Carol: Hey Rachel! (The camera cuts to her face and we see that Ben pulled the quarter trick with her as well.)
Terry: Why dont we start right now!
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Shhh! Im on a call! (On phone) Umm well yeah, you can pick it up tonight, say 8:30? At-at my apartment. Its umm, its umm 5 Morton Street, Apartment 14, umm and then maybe yknow after we can grab a bite to eat or whatever. (Listens) Okay, well okay Ill see you then. (Listens) Bye. (Hangs up.)
Chandler: Well, I dont see that we have a choice. But, when were back home, we dont do it.
Joey: Yeah, yknow at first I thought we could talk about this yknow, work it out, but uh, seeing you two together I dont think I
Monica: All right, that's a little sketch of the cake, umm some sample menus, umm y'know what I thought we would start out with Tuscan style finger food, and for music, here's an alphabetized list of all my CDs! I've highlighted the ones that would go really good with the food.
Mike: Hey, Chandler, why dont we talk this over at the Ranger game tomorrow?
Ross: And! We should keep all the stuff uh, we told each other secret from everybody else.
Ross: No Joey! Look why dont, why dont we just let her decide? Okay? Hey-hey, well each go out with her one more time. And-and well see who she likes best.
Joey: I dont believe weve met, Joey Tribbiani.
Ross: (on phone) Thats right, Ryder. Wynona Ryder for six. (listens) Thank you. (hangs up) (to the gang) Yeah, we have the reservations.
Rachel: Okay, that we may be able to do.
Chandler: We cant accept this.
Chandler: Here we go. Okay, brace yourselves.
[And with that we start off on a series of clips from the entire history of Ross and Rachel, from Rosss point of view. The first clip is from The Pilot.]
Woman On Train: Yes we are. So, coffee?
MONICA: Sandra, I am so sorry, I thought you were Rachel and we just weren't ready for you yet.
Joey: My beers?! Look you guys, shes a very nice girl. Okay? We had a good time, but I justI dont see it going anywhere.
Ross: Uh, before we do uh, are any of Joeys special romance magazines in there?
RACHEL: Monica, Monica, look at this lamp. Is this tacky or what? We have to have this.
Rachel: I don't know. We were watching TV, and then he pooped in Monica's shoe-
Monica: So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?
Joey: Road trip! Yeah, we can rent a car! I just have to be there by Tuesday!
Monica: Yeah, we really do!
Joey: Good, good yeah, (Grabs the bags) maybe while were there, they can check your reflexes. (Joey opens the door and it hits Ross in the face with it.) (Makes quote marks.) "Oops."
Joey: Yeah, we look great together.
Joey: Well just see.
Kori: We weren't but we had one class together. He was such a great guy and he talked so passionately about science. I always remembered him.
Monica: Not until you said it. Somebody switch! (Chandler makes a clicking sound with his fingers and Phoebe runs to the other wall. Monica returns to Chandlers wall.) Wait a minute... Ross and Charlie, Joey and Rachel, Phoebe and Mike! We're the only people leaving with the same person we came with.
Rachel: Remember when we were in high school together?
Ross: Joey, we just saw it!
Joey: Well! What happened?! Did we miss it?
Janice: So, do we have the best friends or what?
Paul: Then we agree?
Rachel: You know what honey, you go ahead, well call her an alternate.
Alice: And weve tried everything, weve seen a bunch of doctors.
Ross: No! No we dont!
Ross: We cant do it again.
The Doctor: It's too late, all we can do now is sow up the wound.
Monica: Chandler, we still havent gotten an RSVP from your dad.
Rachel: Phoebe, come on can we finish this later? Cause I wanna go running before it gets dark. Oh! Why don't you come with me?!
Ross: N No! We took a cab too, but I did test runs!
Monica: And yet, were still poking him.
Phoebe: Oh thats a nickname we were trying out.
Janice: (laughs) I don't think we need to, because you're tripping me out right now! Are you okay?
Chandler: Yes, but I feel like Ive really gotten in touch with my feminine side enough today. You know. In fact I think were two sachets away from becoming a lesbian couple.
Joey: Ooh, we could end up with nothing.
Elizabeth: Oh. Well, so we have to hide our relationship from one more person. Big deal. Besides, its kinda fun hiding.
Chandler: Come on! Why are we here?!
ROSS: So don't, I don't see why we have to go to this thing anyway, it's your ex-fiancee's wedding.
Judy: Yes, you’ll be all grown up by then. We’ll be... Well your grandfather and I might not be here.
PHOE: Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Monica, get the wine and unplug the phone. Rachel, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?
Rachel: Well yknow, we did other stuff too. (Joey and Chandler start to giggle.)
RACHEL: No.� No, because I know exactly how the conversation's gonna go.� "Hey Ross, you know, I think we had a moment before."
Alice: Yeah. Y'know we-we talked about just living together, but um, we want to have kids right away.
Guy: Yeah, we were we were just looking around.
Gunther: Yeah, well see!
Joey: Hey, we all had better plans. This was nobody's first choice.
Ross: A bit of a daredevil are we?
Monica: What are we gonna do?
Rachel: Were having a girl?
Chandler: Why not? We could give each of them half a medallion, and then years later, they'll find each other and be reunited. I mean, that's a great day for everybody.
Ross: We?! We angered it?!
Mike: Can we at least try living together? I mean you might change your mind about marriage.
Chandler: No-no, that's okay, apparently there's a new policy where we don't have to share everything with everybody.
Monica: Hey! Okay, so I thought wed start with my make up and then do my hair.
Ross: Yeah, i-it's for the museum. Someone found a bone, we want the bone, but they don't want us to have the bone, so I'm going over there to try to persuade them to give us the boit'sit's a whole big bone thing. Anyway, I'm gonna be gone for like, uh... like a week, so, uh, if you wanna reach me, y-you can't. So here's my itinerary (hands a sheet of paper to Monica). Um... here's a picture of me... (hands it to Monica)
Joey: Well, thank you. So, can we play 20 Questions now? Ive got a really good one! Ive been thinking about it since Kansas.