words in movies
Chandler: We are. Hes meeting us here.
Phoebe: Y'know I had a dream where Ross and Rachel were still together, they never broke up. And we were all just like hanging out, and everyone was happy....
Chandler: Yes, yes, its just that we ah, we kinda all ready, made plans with Ross.
Monica: Were sorry honey.
Joey: Rach, its, its ah, its not that we dont want to, really. (quietly) Are we talking models in their underwear?
Joey: (He turns around to Chandler looking for approval to go with Rachel, Chandler mouths Come on!) (turning back to Rachel) Ross, did ask us first, and we set that night aside.
[We see Chandler lighting up a cigarette.]
Rachel: Hi! Uhh, do you guys have plans for the weekend? Because I have my sister on hold, and she said that we could use her cabin for the weekend and go skiing. Huh? Im asking you first, right?!. I mean Im playing by the rules.
Ross: Oh hey, hey, huh, how about this weekend we have a laser disc marathon okay, and maybe a tournament on my new dart board? Huh, huh, what do you think? (in an Irish accent) Two days of darts, itll be great!
Phoebe: Well, we were um, sorta invited to go skiing, y'know Rachels sisters cabin. (Chandler goes back to the window to smoke again.)
Monica: Were really sorry, but um, she did ask us first.
Joey: Uh, Pheebs we kinda need you to drive us all up there in your grandmothers cab, but y'know what, Ill stay.
Monica: No! Were gonna have fun. We can make fudge!
Monica: No Chandler no! No unscheduled stops. You can go when we stop for gas.
Chandler: Here we go. Okay, brace yourselves.
Joey: If you wanna get back in the car, we need the wire, your call.
Carol: Y'know what, I want to talk to you about this so much, but we should probably do it when we could really get into it, are you free for dinner tomorrow night?
Phoebe: Yeah, what town are we near?
Phoebe: (to Monica) Then why are you answering? Do you at least know what route were on?
Rachel: Yeah, we are definitely on Route 27.
Phoebe: Okay. (on phone) We are at a rest stop on Route 27. Okay. (to Rachel) There is no Route 27. (listens) (to Rachel) Okay, either 93 or 76?
Rachel: I dont know, Im sorry, I always slept in the back when we drove up here.
Monica: Who? I mean have you seen a car come by here in the last hour and a half? I think we should call Ross, maybe he can get a car and come pick us up.
Rachel: No! No, I am not getting in a car with Ross, we will just have to live here!
Phoebe: Listen Ross, we ran out of gas, and we dont know where we are, so we cant get a tow truck.
Carol: Listen, we both know youre gonna do it cause youre not a jerk. Okay? So you can either sulk here for a half hour and then go pick them up, or save us both time and sulk in the car.
Ross: We were on a break!!! Okay!! (grabs the phone) We were, we were..., (calms down) yeah. Where are you? Ill find you. (hangs up)
Phoebe: (to Chandler and Monica) You guys, what, what do we do about Ross who drove all the way up here? What do we do? Just like send him back and were then gonna go skiing?
Joey: Guys, do you think we should ask Ross to come along?
Monica: I know, what about Rachel? I mean how are we even gonna ask her?
Monica: Here we go again.
Ross: We were on a break!
Phoebe: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!! Hey!!! (they all stop fighting, Chandler continues to dance.) Look what youre doing to Chandler!! (Chandler finally stops) (to Ross and Rachel) Yeah, look, we know this is really, really hard for you guys. Okay? (Ross starts to leave) You dont, all right you dont have to love each other, okay? You dont, you dont even have to like each other much right now. But please, you have to figure out a way to be around each other.
Joey: Oh what, wait, wait a second, I mean, what are we doing? Whos going with who?
Monica: All right, well call you when we get back.
Phoebe: Maybe we can like go to a movie or something.
MONICA: I don't know what to say.� We shouldn't have lied to you.
(We hear some knocking coming from the ceiling.)
Rachel: Uh Pheebs, we just actually kinda wanted to be alone.
PHOEBE: Ok, so I guess we don't invite her parents.
Rachel: Well of course we will help you decide! We will do anything we can to help you! Now, I would like to make a toast, to the future Mrs. Chandler Bing (A woman at the table behind them overhears Chandlers name and starts listening closer), my best friend, and truly one of the nicest people that
Ross (on the verge of tears): I'm sorry, it must be the pressure of entertaining. I think everyone would feel better if we had some flan.
Phoebe: "No time for losers, 'cause we are the champions of the world...!" Thank you!
Monica: Yeah, come on, we can be guys!
Ross: Aw, yknow Yknow, maybe were-were just approaching this all wrong. If youre Chandler and-and you wanna hide, where is the last place on Earth people would think youd go?
Monica: Oh! It was our pleasure. We are so much enjoying getting to know you.
Rachel: Yeah, we wanted to throw you a big surprise and a great shower, and now you dont have either.
Guru Saj: We appear to have angered it.
Chandler: So we thought we'd throw you little going away party around seven.
Phoebe: Okay, what is this? A stupid contest? Because we got a winner here! (Points at Ross.)
Monica: What if it's new? I mean, we agreed not to talk again, unless we had something really important to say. Shouldn't I call him back?
Ross: (runs out of cards) We need more cards.
RACH: Right, you, you only had a year. We only hung out every night.
Monica: No! We only mess around at his place!
Chandler: And we just sit here. I mean if I die the only way people would even know I was here, would be by the ass print on this chair! Look, we have to do something. Okay? Something huge!
ROSS: You know what, this is ridiculous, ok. This is your birthday, this is your party. I say we just put 'em all together and if they can't deal with it, who cares.
PHOEBE: Uh oh, ooh, are we not getting along with the new boy?
Rachel: Well were gonna miss you around here.
[And with that, we go into another set of clips, this time from Rachels point of view.]
Rachel: Okay, see, see, you guys, what if we don't get magic beans? I mean, what if all we've got are.. beans?
Joey: Just what needs to be done! Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to join this man and this woman
Monica: Hes not gonna say anything, because were not gonna tell him.
Chandler: We cant tell him, you cant go up to a guy you barely know and talk about his.... stuff.
Chandler: Yes! Remember? Right before we cut the cake, I went up to you and I said
Chandler: Look all I know is when Monica and I went to see them, we had fun! And theres another reason too.
Rachel: (in triumph) I got a touchdown! We did it!!
Ross: Im sorry, but we have to have some boundaries! My God, Im dying.
Chandler: Yes, yes, we had the sex.
Chandler: (Slightly panicky) Yeah, but what if it's not? What if there is a reason why we can't have a baby?
ROSS: I know, I know, it's, it's almost...[turns around, sees Chandler and Joey] What do you say we go take a walk, just us, not them?
Ross: Yes, yes, fine, that is my penis. Can we be grown-ups now?
Chandler: No. We were in the middle of sex and you fell asleep.
Man: So we never got to hear about your wedding!
Ross: Yes, we have something we have to get to.
Phoebe: After he passed out, we put the sand around him to keep him warm.
Ross: Wow! It looks like we got a lot of good stuff.
Ross: Good! Me neither! So its not a problem. Were just two friends who happen to be roommates.
Rachel: No, we didnt get married! Thats ridiculous!
Mans Voice: Were still rolling!
Joey: All right, so we should go catch our movie.
Joey: Hey! Youre here! Great! Great! Great! Lets get going buddy, weve got a scene to shoot!
Conan: Well be right back with more Friends, less me.
Monica: No, no! We should divide them up (picks up the bowl) and I should get extra because we used my card to buy them!
Chandler: Do we pay for this?
Joey: I'm glad we had this little talk.
Rachel: Ohh Tag, umm youre such a great guy and we have sooo much fun together but I dont-I dont
Rachel: (miserably) No, no, that's not what we ordered... We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese.
Chandler: Hey honey, you got the kind with the little girl, you said we were gonna to get the kind with the baby.
Rachel: So now what have we agreed?
Frank: Why would we be freaked?
Monica: Ross, we can handle this.
Rachel: Ross? (to Joey) Can we just close the door?
Monica: Rachel, (they go back inside) say that I'm friends with her, we spend some time together. Is that so terrible?
Ross: Me neither, okay? We are - we're done being stupid.
Rachel: Honey, maybe we should take you to a doctor.
Monica: So, we did okay at the strip club, right?
Ross: Do you realise we almost made it ten years without that coming up?
Chandler: (To Joey) We didnt get to the audition. Im gonna take her to coffee and then well do it then.
Ross: Well then a small one!! Listen, lets, we kinda have to get going!
Joey: All right, Jester man, look we wanna see the king.
Joey: Really. And what do you mean you never have fun anymore? You have fun with me, remember that time we saw those strippers and you paid me 50 bucks to eat that book?
Chandler: Yknow what, we have to turn off the porn.
Rachel: Wow, thats great Ross, Im sorry we werent more supportive before.
Chandler: We have free porn here!!!
Chandler: Thank you, Mister Drunken Gambler! Okay, you get this and uh, we get the biggest suite in the place! (Everyone cheers) Wait-wait-wait-wait! We (motions to Monica and him.) get the biggest suite in the place.
"We thought Phoebe would leave, but she just stayed and stayed. Thats right, Im here all night, and Chandler will never get l "
(And with that, we start a series of flashbacks to Thanksgiving's of years gone by.)
Ross: If like the four of us could all yknow, hang out together. Uh, in fact Emilys coming into town this weekend, why dont you say we all have dinner? Say, Sunday night?
The Waiter: Actually were out of the lobster ravioli. (Putting Joeys menu under his arm.)
ROSS: Question two. Why do we always have to have parties with committees?
Rachel: (interrupting him) No-no-no-no-no Ross! Please, come on we do not have any of the big stuff we need! We do not a changing table! We do not have a crib! We do not have a diaper service!
Chandler: It just keeps getting worse and worse! Y'know? I mean its bad enough that Im in love with my roommates girlfriendwhich by the way, I think she knows. Because every time were in the room together theres this weird like energy between us. And call me crazy, but I think she likes me too. And now I have seen her naked. I mean at least when Ive seen her with clothes on, I could imagine her body was like covered in boles or something. But there are no boles, shes smooth! Smooth! (leaves)
Joey: (Laughs) Of course we do! Mike is playing a game that we used to play in high school. Yeah, where we pretend we don't know each other. We played all kinds of games. (To Mike) Hey, remember the one where I punch you in the face for not being cool?!
Joey: Kathy was being really nice and you just walked away. I thought we had a deal.
Rachel: What?! It goes ten times a day! What are we feeding this baby?! Indian food?!
Chandler: Yeah... Well, it's a good thing we got it then.
RACHEL: Chandler honey, I'm sorry. Ok, can we watch Joey's show now please? [they turn on the TV]
Rachel: No! Theres no orange juice in there! We win!!
Chandler: Yeah we do!
MONICA: Over here dad. [he pans over and we see a torso taking up the whole screen]
Liam: In fact were playing a game at the park tomorrow. Youre welcome to play too if you want.
Rachel: Oh. (we hear laughing from the upstairs apartment) Oh my God, is that Phoebe?
Ross: (interrupting Monica and Emily) So we should probably get going soon.
Monica: So, maybe I am a little high maintenance. And maybe Rachel is a little bit of a pushover. But you know what we decided you are?
Ross: That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?
Ross: No, no, dont. Why dont we?
Emily: Why dont we what?
Ross: Yes! Were getting married?!
Monica: Well discuss it, in the morning! (Slams the door shut.)
Monica: No, were not! Were not leaving!
Dina: Were gonna be all right. I mean, even if were not married this baby is gonna be so loved. Not just by us.
Chandler: But Ill tell you something. One of these days were get off of our buts and rent Die Hard again!
(The heartbeat changes, and we hear a different one.)
Rachel: Oh, Phoebe! Come on! You know what, it's already three o'clock and they haven't even gotten to Emma's group yet. We gotta go, we got dinner!
ROSS: Before I forget, are we hitting faces?
Monica: Oh, what are we gonna do! I don't wanna see her!!