words in movies
Chandler: We are. Hes meeting us here.
Phoebe: Y'know I had a dream where Ross and Rachel were still together, they never broke up. And we were all just like hanging out, and everyone was happy....
Chandler: Yes, yes, its just that we ah, we kinda all ready, made plans with Ross.
Monica: Were sorry honey.
Joey: Rach, its, its ah, its not that we dont want to, really. (quietly) Are we talking models in their underwear?
Joey: (He turns around to Chandler looking for approval to go with Rachel, Chandler mouths Come on!) (turning back to Rachel) Ross, did ask us first, and we set that night aside.
[We see Chandler lighting up a cigarette.]
Rachel: Hi! Uhh, do you guys have plans for the weekend? Because I have my sister on hold, and she said that we could use her cabin for the weekend and go skiing. Huh? Im asking you first, right?!. I mean Im playing by the rules.
Ross: Oh hey, hey, huh, how about this weekend we have a laser disc marathon okay, and maybe a tournament on my new dart board? Huh, huh, what do you think? (in an Irish accent) Two days of darts, itll be great!
Phoebe: Well, we were um, sorta invited to go skiing, y'know Rachels sisters cabin. (Chandler goes back to the window to smoke again.)
Monica: Were really sorry, but um, she did ask us first.
Joey: Uh, Pheebs we kinda need you to drive us all up there in your grandmothers cab, but y'know what, Ill stay.
Monica: No! Were gonna have fun. We can make fudge!
Monica: No Chandler no! No unscheduled stops. You can go when we stop for gas.
Chandler: Here we go. Okay, brace yourselves.
Joey: If you wanna get back in the car, we need the wire, your call.
Carol: Y'know what, I want to talk to you about this so much, but we should probably do it when we could really get into it, are you free for dinner tomorrow night?
Phoebe: Yeah, what town are we near?
Phoebe: (to Monica) Then why are you answering? Do you at least know what route were on?
Rachel: Yeah, we are definitely on Route 27.
Phoebe: Okay. (on phone) We are at a rest stop on Route 27. Okay. (to Rachel) There is no Route 27. (listens) (to Rachel) Okay, either 93 or 76?
Rachel: I dont know, Im sorry, I always slept in the back when we drove up here.
Monica: Who? I mean have you seen a car come by here in the last hour and a half? I think we should call Ross, maybe he can get a car and come pick us up.
Rachel: No! No, I am not getting in a car with Ross, we will just have to live here!
Phoebe: Listen Ross, we ran out of gas, and we dont know where we are, so we cant get a tow truck.
Carol: Listen, we both know youre gonna do it cause youre not a jerk. Okay? So you can either sulk here for a half hour and then go pick them up, or save us both time and sulk in the car.
Ross: We were on a break!!! Okay!! (grabs the phone) We were, we were..., (calms down) yeah. Where are you? Ill find you. (hangs up)
Phoebe: (to Chandler and Monica) You guys, what, what do we do about Ross who drove all the way up here? What do we do? Just like send him back and were then gonna go skiing?
Joey: Guys, do you think we should ask Ross to come along?
Monica: I know, what about Rachel? I mean how are we even gonna ask her?
Monica: Here we go again.
Ross: We were on a break!
Phoebe: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!! Hey!!! (they all stop fighting, Chandler continues to dance.) Look what youre doing to Chandler!! (Chandler finally stops) (to Ross and Rachel) Yeah, look, we know this is really, really hard for you guys. Okay? (Ross starts to leave) You dont, all right you dont have to love each other, okay? You dont, you dont even have to like each other much right now. But please, you have to figure out a way to be around each other.
Joey: Oh what, wait, wait a second, I mean, what are we doing? Whos going with who?
Monica: All right, well call you when we get back.
Phoebe: Maybe we can like go to a movie or something.
Chandler: Alright alright, we still have three hours till escrow closes on our house. We can still get out.
Pete: (to Monica, by the door) So ah, we on for tomorrow?
Rachel: Oh come on Ross, why are we wasting our time with this other stuff?! We know whats gonna work! Its doctor recommended!
Rachel: Um-hmm. (Joshua turns to look in the mirror and leaves Rachel staring at his ass.) There we go. There it is.
Monica: Oh my God! Then-then-then what are we even doing?! What is this?!
Monica: I think it's a great idea. Yeah, we could have a dinner party and just invite her close friends.
Chandler: Its Paris, who knows were here!
Monica: How cool is this?! We know three down! Im touching three down! (She has her hand on his shoulder.)
Rachel: Were the Cobras!
Chandler: Well, we dont want that.
Dr. Long: Well youre only two centimeters dilated and we need to get to ten. Itll be a while.
Joey: No, they�re comin�, we�re waitin� right here.
Phoebe: Yep, and that's why we don't invite you to play.
Rachel: (in a low voice) We ended up having sex in his chair.
Chandler: Can we start over?
Ross: I can't believe this, I thought we were all in this together!
Monica: All right, thats it, were going to the emergency room.
(Sarah picks up some fries from Joey’s plate and Joey looks very angry. Then we’re back to Central Perk and Joey does a you-see-what-I-mean look to Phoebe)
Ross: We are having a baby together, but were not involved. (The cashier, a very beautiful woman, looks confused) I mean, uh we-we were seeing each other a while ago, but then we were just friends. And then there was one drunken night. (Rachel looks at him angrily) Or, yes stranger, wed like this delivered please.
Monica: All right, we still have a minute and a half to go, and were down by two points. Two points.... (she gets interrupted by the guys, who are doing a slow-motion high five.) Phoebe you do a button-hook again. Rachel, you go long.
Chandler: So, just the ones gave back to us and we had framed! (Slams the framed invitation down onto the table.)
Ross: Ah, well all go. (motions to Chandler) Come on. (the guys leave)
Ross: Uh, what you said, about us being in a place where we could finally be happy for each other.
Joey: Oh, hey, Chandler, we, ah, we stopped by the coffee shop and ran into Ross.
Rachel: All right honey, we'd better go if we wanna catch that movie.
Alice: Phoebes right Frank. I know its hard to hear, but it wouldve been wrong to go through with it. I-I-I was being selfish, even though we, we want the same things now, in the future we may not. (to Phoebe) Is that it, is that what it is?
PHOEBE: I hate this. 'Cause I tell you, I had the most amazing two weeks planned for us, and almost everything I had in mind, we had to be a lot closer than this.
Chandler: Tell me it's "you and me" we.
Joey: So, were walking down the street and I turn to you and I say, Hey, lets go hang out at Totally Nude Nudes, remember? And then, and then, you turn to me and say, Nah, lets just hang out at your place. Well, that was a nice move dumb ass.
Ross: Hey, I just realized we kinda let some stuff up in the air
MONICA: Hey, Rache. You know what we haven't played in a while?
Phoebe: Thank you. We both forgive you.
Chandler (to Monica): We have to get out of here, baby!
Phoebe: Okay fine! Fine! Well just have to think of some other way to put the whole Who came onto who, thing to rest! Come on now, think!!
Ross: (to Chandler) Hey-hey-hey, when uh, when were we on a boat?
PHOE: Oh, well, we have to celebrate. You know what we should do? We should do, like, a soap opera theme.
Chandler: All right, all right, we were. We were trying to make a baby. Monica's ovulating.
Rachel: Ohh, I mean, we were really drunk. Im just glad we didnt do anything stupid.
Joey: Well, we could do that!
Rachel: Oh, well, actually we were just talking about me not going to Rosss wedding.
Chandler: Janice. Hi, Janice. Ok, here we go. I don't think we should go out anymore. Janice.
Joey: Were 29, were not women.
Ross: How sad are we?
Monica: Well Joey, were all were all very proud of you.
Joey: So, were having fun, right?
Mona: Okay. IBut I think we should still have this conversation.
MONICA: I can't believe that this whole time we thought he hated us. I mean, isn't it amazing how much you can touch someone's life, without even knowing it?...Would you look at this dump? He hated us. This is his final revenge!
ALL: Oh yeah we do. C'mon.
Phoebe: Yeah, well, well see about that. Can I use your phone? I just wanna call everyone I know.
Rachel: Phoebe and I saw Chandler with a blonde woman today outside on the street and then we followed them to a house in Westchester.
MONICA: Well, I guess now we can't go.
Ross: Wed like to close our accounts.
David: Oh, uh... we just uh... happen to wear the same shade.
Monica: Uh, so anyway, we thought one of you could read something during the ceremony.
Monica: We're Aunt Monica and uncle Chandler, by the way. You may not recognize us, because we haven't spoken to your parents in seventeen years!
Joey: Uh no, not really. It's an independent film y'know? So we don't have a real big budget. I figured I'd just stay in your room.
Rachel: Umm Pheebs, remember when we were in the coffee house we decided that I was going to keep the uh, the cute guys cell phone?
MRS. GELLER: Oh, we were so sorry to hear about your parents splitting up, dear.
CHANDLER: We don't need to remedy that.
ROSS: Ok, Pheebs! How 'bout we'll each just pay for what we had. It's no big deal.
Phoebe: Well not clients, lovers. But lets just yknow, try it again. Come back and-and well work through it.
Monica: We just want you to think it through.
Monica: I think it's totally insane, I mean, they work for the hospital. It's like returning to the scene of the crime. You know, I say we blow off the dates.
Tape: We will now count from one to five. Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq.
Joey: No, no, no, I'm telling ya. Imagine yourself living in a supermarket and you will understand okay? So the question is, what do we do?
Monica: Im with you Chandler! I mean I cant have sex with a sick person either, thats disgusting! But Im not sick! Let me prove it to you. We are two healthy people in the pribe of libe.
CHANDLER: [Joey grabs a frying pan] Yes, hitting her with a frying pan's a good idea. We might wanna have a backup plan, though, just in case she isn't a cartoon.
Monica: Hey. Oh good-good youre here! All right, I figured it out. Im gonna take two tables of eight, Im gonna add your parents, and Im gonna turn them into three tables of six. Okay? And I called the caterer; I added two extra meals, we are good to go!
RACHEL: What? Come on, you do what you want to do. Do we always have to do everything together?
Monica: Well, because every time we do, you make jokes about swinging and scare them away.
Chandler: Now that's so funny, because last Christmas I got the gift of space. We should get them together and make a continuum.
Joey: Weve got a box. (Motions to a large wooden box next to him.)
Monica: Look Rach, we have to move. I mean if they had lost, we wouldve made them get rid of the birds. Right?
Monica: (also hugs the wall) Yeah, we had a great time, thank you! (walks to Phoebe)
Monica: Okay well, then well both do it today and hell just have to deal with it!
Joey: Listen also were uh, were watching the game here Saturday night, if people want to come over.
Chandler: Y'know, I, I really dont think we need a canoe.
Mike: You're right. She probably will support me. Hey, unless we move in with you, dad?
Phoebe: Okay, I cant believe that Monica and Chandler are getting married. I remember talking about this day with Rachel while we were showering together, naked. (Raises her glass and drinks.)
Phoebe: I dont know, but were having dinner tomorrow night, so I figured, shes gonna tell me then. Y'know maybe she just wanted to give him time to, buy me presents, I dont know! So, youre all bored?
Chandler: Well, you can understand, given how we started.
Joey: We dont need that wizard guy. We hit a couple of clubs, talked to some strangers, and uh, after this, well head down to the docks and see about that boat thing.
Rachel: Tommys supposed to be here soon, were going to lunch.
All: Yeah! We promise! We'll be good!
Ross: No! No! It would be weird if we were still in that place, I mean are you still in that place?
Chandler: Here we go! Here we go!
[All by myself is playing. Chandler is sitting in front of a window while it's raining outside. We see Joey through a rainy window. The camera zooms out to show it's just his tabletop water sculpture.]
Helena: Before we go on with the show, I just want to say to the bride and groom how lucky they are to have found each other. In every life, a little rain must fall. Fortunately, in my life (Four guys wearing rubber boots, shorts, hats, and nothing else carrying umbrellas run onto the stage.) (Singing) Its raining men!
Charlie: But maybe we can have dinner later? On the balcony? Will be romantic.
Ross (he buzzes for the nurse) Let's see if we can get that Rachel back here.
Phoebe: Hey, you know what, I've never had a one-year anniversary before, so no matter where we go, I'm wearing something fancy pants, and... I'm gonna put on my finest jewelry and we're gonna have sex in a public rest room.
Mona: I mean I love spending time with you, yknow I justI hope were moving forward. I mean, we should probably talk about that. Dont you think?
Chandler: We cant do that thats insane. I mean A he could wake up and B yknow, lets go for it.
MONICA: I don't know what to say.� We shouldn't have lied to you.
(We hear some knocking coming from the ceiling.)
Rachel: Uh Pheebs, we just actually kinda wanted to be alone.
PHOEBE: Ok, so I guess we don't invite her parents.
Rachel: Well of course we will help you decide! We will do anything we can to help you! Now, I would like to make a toast, to the future Mrs. Chandler Bing (A woman at the table behind them overhears Chandlers name and starts listening closer), my best friend, and truly one of the nicest people that
Ross (on the verge of tears): I'm sorry, it must be the pressure of entertaining. I think everyone would feel better if we had some flan.
Phoebe: "No time for losers, 'cause we are the champions of the world...!" Thank you!