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Chandler: We are. Hes meeting us here.
Phoebe: Y'know I had a dream where Ross and Rachel were still together, they never broke up. And we were all just like hanging out, and everyone was happy....
Chandler: Yes, yes, its just that we ah, we kinda all ready, made plans with Ross.
Monica: Were sorry honey.
Joey: Rach, its, its ah, its not that we dont want to, really. (quietly) Are we talking models in their underwear?
Joey: (He turns around to Chandler looking for approval to go with Rachel, Chandler mouths Come on!) (turning back to Rachel) Ross, did ask us first, and we set that night aside.
[We see Chandler lighting up a cigarette.]
Rachel: Hi! Uhh, do you guys have plans for the weekend? Because I have my sister on hold, and she said that we could use her cabin for the weekend and go skiing. Huh? Im asking you first, right?!. I mean Im playing by the rules.
Ross: Oh hey, hey, huh, how about this weekend we have a laser disc marathon okay, and maybe a tournament on my new dart board? Huh, huh, what do you think? (in an Irish accent) Two days of darts, itll be great!
Phoebe: Well, we were um, sorta invited to go skiing, y'know Rachels sisters cabin. (Chandler goes back to the window to smoke again.)
Monica: Were really sorry, but um, she did ask us first.
Joey: Uh, Pheebs we kinda need you to drive us all up there in your grandmothers cab, but y'know what, Ill stay.
Monica: No! Were gonna have fun. We can make fudge!
Monica: No Chandler no! No unscheduled stops. You can go when we stop for gas.
Chandler: Here we go. Okay, brace yourselves.
Joey: If you wanna get back in the car, we need the wire, your call.
Carol: Y'know what, I want to talk to you about this so much, but we should probably do it when we could really get into it, are you free for dinner tomorrow night?
Phoebe: Yeah, what town are we near?
Phoebe: (to Monica) Then why are you answering? Do you at least know what route were on?
Rachel: Yeah, we are definitely on Route 27.
Phoebe: Okay. (on phone) We are at a rest stop on Route 27. Okay. (to Rachel) There is no Route 27. (listens) (to Rachel) Okay, either 93 or 76?
Rachel: I dont know, Im sorry, I always slept in the back when we drove up here.
Monica: Who? I mean have you seen a car come by here in the last hour and a half? I think we should call Ross, maybe he can get a car and come pick us up.
Rachel: No! No, I am not getting in a car with Ross, we will just have to live here!
Phoebe: Listen Ross, we ran out of gas, and we dont know where we are, so we cant get a tow truck.
Carol: Listen, we both know youre gonna do it cause youre not a jerk. Okay? So you can either sulk here for a half hour and then go pick them up, or save us both time and sulk in the car.
Ross: We were on a break!!! Okay!! (grabs the phone) We were, we were..., (calms down) yeah. Where are you? Ill find you. (hangs up)
Phoebe: (to Chandler and Monica) You guys, what, what do we do about Ross who drove all the way up here? What do we do? Just like send him back and were then gonna go skiing?
Joey: Guys, do you think we should ask Ross to come along?
Monica: I know, what about Rachel? I mean how are we even gonna ask her?
Monica: Here we go again.
Ross: We were on a break!
Phoebe: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!! Hey!!! (they all stop fighting, Chandler continues to dance.) Look what youre doing to Chandler!! (Chandler finally stops) (to Ross and Rachel) Yeah, look, we know this is really, really hard for you guys. Okay? (Ross starts to leave) You dont, all right you dont have to love each other, okay? You dont, you dont even have to like each other much right now. But please, you have to figure out a way to be around each other.
Joey: Oh what, wait, wait a second, I mean, what are we doing? Whos going with who?
Monica: All right, well call you when we get back.
Phoebe: Maybe we can like go to a movie or something.
Joey: Yeah. I'm thinking, if we put our heads together, between the two of us, we can break them up.
Chandler: What we want honey.
Ross: Okay, well be right in. (to Chandler) So ah, did your boss try to slap you again today?
Joey: Yeah, that's the uh, game we were playing.
Richard: We may not have any weapons, but we still have food. In the basement I saw potatoes and some dry pasta, and a few tins of tuna! (Joey backs away and wipes his face again.)
Chandler: No-no-no! It is going to be okay, because Mrs. Braverman is gonna send away for a free one and that way we all win! The only losers are the big cheesecake conglomerate, (Reading the label) Mommas Little Bakery. (Pause) I feel terrible, Im a horrible, horrible, horrible person.
Monica: Okay Phoebe, we should probably go back now.
Ross: Then we have to await the data from recent MRI scans and DNA testing which call into question information gathered from years of simple carbon dating.
Transcribers Note: This is stuff we never saw from all of the seasons, so for all of the scene settings I will be using the current arrangements. Even though some of the out takes take place when Chandler was living with Joey and Rachel was living with Monica, when Joey and Chandler were living in Monica and Rachels, and the current arrangements.
Monica: Wh-what are we gonna tell him?
Rachel: Just think, in a couple of years we get to turn into them.
Rachel: Oh yeah! Actually, thats one of the reasons why were not a couple.
Rachel: Pheebs, I... there isn't gonna be any flying about! We actually thought we were a little too mature for stuff like that.
Rachel: Hi! Sorry to bother you, but I don't think we can accept your acceptance of our apology, it just doesn't really seem like you mean it.
Monica: Oh, he just doesn't want us to go through any trouble. Think of how excited he'll be when we go out and surprise him! Plus we get to have our own, ani-Vegas-ary! A-Nevadaversary!
Carol: Hey Rachel! (The camera cuts to her face and we see that Ben pulled the quarter trick with her as well.)
Terry: Why dont we start right now!
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Shhh! Im on a call! (On phone) Umm well yeah, you can pick it up tonight, say 8:30? At-at my apartment. Its umm, its umm 5 Morton Street, Apartment 14, umm and then maybe yknow after we can grab a bite to eat or whatever. (Listens) Okay, well okay Ill see you then. (Listens) Bye. (Hangs up.)
Chandler: Well, I dont see that we have a choice. But, when were back home, we dont do it.
Joey: Yeah, yknow at first I thought we could talk about this yknow, work it out, but uh, seeing you two together I dont think I
Monica: All right, that's a little sketch of the cake, umm some sample menus, umm y'know what I thought we would start out with Tuscan style finger food, and for music, here's an alphabetized list of all my CDs! I've highlighted the ones that would go really good with the food.
Mike: Hey, Chandler, why dont we talk this over at the Ranger game tomorrow?
Ross: And! We should keep all the stuff uh, we told each other secret from everybody else.
Ross: No Joey! Look why dont, why dont we just let her decide? Okay? Hey-hey, well each go out with her one more time. And-and well see who she likes best.
Joey: I dont believe weve met, Joey Tribbiani.
Ross: (on phone) Thats right, Ryder. Wynona Ryder for six. (listens) Thank you. (hangs up) (to the gang) Yeah, we have the reservations.
Rachel: Okay, that we may be able to do.
Chandler: We cant accept this.
[And with that we start off on a series of clips from the entire history of Ross and Rachel, from Rosss point of view. The first clip is from The Pilot.]
Woman On Train: Yes we are. So, coffee?
MONICA: Sandra, I am so sorry, I thought you were Rachel and we just weren't ready for you yet.
Joey: My beers?! Look you guys, shes a very nice girl. Okay? We had a good time, but I justI dont see it going anywhere.
Ross: Uh, before we do uh, are any of Joeys special romance magazines in there?
RACHEL: Monica, Monica, look at this lamp. Is this tacky or what? We have to have this.
Rachel: I don't know. We were watching TV, and then he pooped in Monica's shoe-
Monica: So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?
Joey: Road trip! Yeah, we can rent a car! I just have to be there by Tuesday!
Monica: Yeah, we really do!
Joey: Good, good yeah, (Grabs the bags) maybe while were there, they can check your reflexes. (Joey opens the door and it hits Ross in the face with it.) (Makes quote marks.) "Oops."
Joey: Yeah, we look great together.
Joey: Well just see.
Kori: We weren't but we had one class together. He was such a great guy and he talked so passionately about science. I always remembered him.
Monica: Not until you said it. Somebody switch! (Chandler makes a clicking sound with his fingers and Phoebe runs to the other wall. Monica returns to Chandlers wall.) Wait a minute... Ross and Charlie, Joey and Rachel, Phoebe and Mike! We're the only people leaving with the same person we came with.
Rachel: Remember when we were in high school together?
Ross: Joey, we just saw it!
Joey: Well! What happened?! Did we miss it?
Janice: So, do we have the best friends or what?
Paul: Then we agree?
Rachel: You know what honey, you go ahead, well call her an alternate.
Alice: And weve tried everything, weve seen a bunch of doctors.
Ross: No! No we dont!
Ross: We cant do it again.
The Doctor: It's too late, all we can do now is sow up the wound.
Monica: Chandler, we still havent gotten an RSVP from your dad.
Rachel: Phoebe, come on can we finish this later? Cause I wanna go running before it gets dark. Oh! Why don't you come with me?!
Ross: N No! We took a cab too, but I did test runs!
Monica: And yet, were still poking him.
Phoebe: Oh thats a nickname we were trying out.
Janice: (laughs) I don't think we need to, because you're tripping me out right now! Are you okay?
Chandler: Yes, but I feel like Ive really gotten in touch with my feminine side enough today. You know. In fact I think were two sachets away from becoming a lesbian couple.
Joey: Ooh, we could end up with nothing.
Elizabeth: Oh. Well, so we have to hide our relationship from one more person. Big deal. Besides, its kinda fun hiding.
Chandler: Come on! Why are we here?!
ROSS: So don't, I don't see why we have to go to this thing anyway, it's your ex-fiancee's wedding.
PHOE: Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Monica, get the wine and unplug the phone. Rachel, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?
Rachel: Well yknow, we did other stuff too. (Joey and Chandler start to giggle.)
Judy: Yes, you’ll be all grown up by then. We’ll be... Well your grandfather and I might not be here.
Alice: Yeah. Y'know we-we talked about just living together, but um, we want to have kids right away.
RACHEL: No.� No, because I know exactly how the conversation's gonna go.� "Hey Ross, you know, I think we had a moment before."
Gunther: Yeah, well see!
Guy: Yeah, we were we were just looking around.
Ross: A bit of a daredevil are we?
Monica: What are we gonna do?
Joey: Hey, we all had better plans. This was nobody's first choice.
Rachel: Were having a girl?
Ross: We?! We angered it?!
Chandler: Why not? We could give each of them half a medallion, and then years later, they'll find each other and be reunited. I mean, that's a great day for everybody.
Chandler: No-no, that's okay, apparently there's a new policy where we don't have to share everything with everybody.
Mike: Can we at least try living together? I mean you might change your mind about marriage.
Monica: Hey! Okay, so I thought wed start with my make up and then do my hair.
Ross: Yeah, i-it's for the museum. Someone found a bone, we want the bone, but they don't want us to have the bone, so I'm going over there to try to persuade them to give us the boit'sit's a whole big bone thing. Anyway, I'm gonna be gone for like, uh... like a week, so, uh, if you wanna reach me, y-you can't. So here's my itinerary (hands a sheet of paper to Monica). Um... here's a picture of me... (hands it to Monica)
Joey: Well, thank you. So, can we play 20 Questions now? Ive got a really good one! Ive been thinking about it since Kansas.
Ross: Laugh it up, but the jokes on you. Because we dont need to get divorced, okay? We were just gonna get an annulment.
Chandler: No, we only went out once.
Phoebe: We have good news, look whose back!
Ross: You know what, I think weve had all the bad luck were going to have. (He hugs her.)
Monica: And then Chandler was, was really sweet and he consoled me. And well we drank too much
Monica: Stop it. Stop! Okay let's go. We can be strong.
Mike: Yeah. We have rat babies now.
Dr. Long: We are moving along, just slowly. (Rachel lies back and sighs.) Dont worry, youre doing great. Ill be back soon. (Exits.)
Monica: Umm, can we see you ride it?
Joey: Obviously! So, how do we decide?
Monica: Ohhh! (Takes the plate.) No! This is my friend Rachel, we went to High School together.
FRANK: Cool, alright. So maybe, ya know, I could give you a call sometime, we could talk or somethin'.
Frank: Well, you see, the-the thing is, we-we only got, we kinda have one shot to make it right.
ROSS: I don't know.� But, you know, we, we have a lot in common, you know.� He plays piano; I played keyboards in college.� He's been divorced; I have some experience in that area.
Chandler: Well actually uh, there was something we wanted to tell you about the wedding. Um, its going to be a small ceremony. Uh, tiny! Were not even sure why were having it.
Joey: (looks at the time) Wow, hey, we'd better get going. If we don't leave right now, we'll be late for dinner.
Rachel: We did!
Joey: Uh yes, but it was, we just did it once uh, in London.