words in movies
MONICA: We, we just wanna see the end.
PHOEBE: Uh oh, ooh, are we not getting along with the new boy?
PHOEBE: Maybe that's because you haven't taken the time to get to know him. Let's remedy that, shall we?
CHANDLER: We don't need to remedy that.
ROSS: Well, we should probably get going.
RICHARD: Um, we should go too, I got patients at 8 in the moring.
MONICA: Ya know, I was thinking. Ya know how we always stay at your apartment? Well, I thought maybe tonight we'd stay at my place.
CHANDLER: So, we gettin' a fish?
JOEY: Uh, well, kinda yeah. Like, remember last week when Alex was in the accident? Well the line in the script was, 'If we don't get this woman to a hospital, she's going to die.' But I made it, ' If this woman doesn't get to a hospital, she's not gonna live.'
RACHEL: But, what you and I have is so much better. Ok, we have tenderness, we have intimacy, we connect. Ya know, I swear, this is the best I have ever had.
MONICA: Alright, I tell you what, I'll give this to you now if you can tell me where we keep the dustpan.
RICHARD: Shall we?
MONICA: It's not gonna happen. They're doing it tonight, we can do it tomorrow.
RACHEL: Chandler honey, I'm sorry. Ok, can we watch Joey's show now please? [they turn on the TV]
ROSS: Open up. We want to talk to you.
RACHEL: Oh c'mon Joey, we care about you.
CHANDLER: We came over as soon as we saw.
Chandler: Here we go. Stand up straight. (smiling) Big smile. (opens the door and both are smiling exaggeratedly)
Alice: Hi, Phoebe! We were just at the drugstore and we got you a little present.
Chandler: So did Monica tell you about this great band called the Swing Kings that were trying to get to play at the wedding?
(Ross gets up and gestures to Rachel, we cut to Joey and Rachel)
Rachel: Yeah, one time, when we were dating, uh we got a late checkout, he got so excited it was the best sex we ever had. Until yknow, he screamed out Radisson at the end.
Chandler: Oh, are we playing this?!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Rosss apartment. We see that Rosss apartment is empty.]
Rachel: We are so gonna find them this year.
Rachel: Now, now the one in the feather boa, that's Dr. Francis. Now, she used to be a man. Okay, now look, see, there's Raven. We hate her. We're glad she's dying. Okay- (Marcel pushes down a cushion to reveal a shoe) Wh- wh- Marcel, are you playing with Monica's shoes? You know you're not supposed to pl- whoah. Marcel, did you poo in the shoe? (Takes the shoe into the kitchen) Marcel, bad monkey! Oh! Oh! (She notices the newsletter and taps the contents of the shoes onto it, then folds it shut) Sorry, Barry. Little engagement gift. I'm sure you didn't register for that. (She leaves the apartment holding the newsletter at arm's length. However, she leaves the door open. Marcel runs out in the opposite direction. There is a shot from the TV and Rachel runs back in) Who died? Who died? Roll him over! Oh, c'mon, roll him over! Oh...! Well, we know it wasn't Dexter, right Marcel? Because- (Looks down and notices he is missing) Marcel? Marc- (Notices the open door)
Phoebe: So, what movie should we see?
Joey: Oh, that sounds like fun, but weve got a ring to find!!
Monica: Were supposed to meet my parents in 15 minutes.
Monica: Oh, we used to drive each other crazy playing the shadow game.
Chandler: Y'know, I don't know if you've ever looked up the term goofing around in the dictionary... Well, I have, and the technical definition is, two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together. But if you have this new fangled dictionary that gets you made at me, then we have to, y'know, get you my original dictionary. I am *so* bad at this.
Susan: But um, we just refer to you as Bobo the Sperm Guy.
Ross: No, Susans gonna be there too. Weve got dads, weve got lesbians, the whole parenting team.
Ross: (noticing a beautiful woman moving in down the street) Well hello! Shes cute! Should we uh, go try to talk to her?
Monica's Boyfriend: (returning) Here we go, one Hazelnut Latte. (Hands it to Monica and sits down.)
Chandler: Because of the weekend, we had a fight.
Chandler: Well, were really not that close. (Pause) Okay, so I guess this is uh, good-bye then.
Rachel: (To Phoebe) We do?
Janice: But I love my husband. And I know you love your wife. Now, I don't think we should get this house now.
Rachel: Well, we never actually got to dinner.
All: Of course well help! Yeah! Well be here!
Ross: Uhh, okay, its uh, Emily and I, we decided to uh, to get married.
Joey: Well all right so, it looks like were even!
Rachel: We are looking at a Playboy.
Chandler: Yes, we were just
Phoebe: Yeah. So, we can do it tomorrow night, you guys. It's Valentine's Day. It's perfect.
Rachel: Oh. We?
Paul: Well, we were very young when we had her.
Phoebe: Dont worry, well find you someone else.
Chandler: We said seven!
Monica: We said six!
Joey: And scene! Huh? Wasnt that fun? We did a little improv there. Yeah! Okay! So you-you-you-you were saying?
The Cooking Teacher: Welcome to introduction to cooking. Now, before we start, can anyone tell me the difference between a hollandaise sauce and a bearnaise sauce? (No one can.)
Chandler: Oh, ok, 'cause we never do that.
Chandler: It’s perfect. It’s everything we’ve been looking for.
Ross: I've seen her at work, but I always figured, ah-huh? But, uh, I made her dinner. We had a great time. And we're going out again tomorrow.
Monica: This isn't easy for me either. I wish things were different, I... If you were a few years older, or if I was a few years younger, or if we lived in biblical times, I would really...
Rachel: Ross, c'mon, please. Can we just get out of here, before somebody else gets hurt?
Chandler: Joey, we would've asked you, we just thought you wouldn't be interested.
Aurora: ...All of a sudden we realised we were in Yammon.
Chandler: Okay, Pheebs, we decided the picnic idea was a little Y'know, it didn't have any It-it, well it blew. So, we thought, that this afternoon that we would all go away for the whole weekend to, Atlantic City!
Paul: How did you know we were here?
Chandler: Look, we just think that maybe she's being a little unreasonable.
RACHEL: (as herself) "Well, should we just continue to live together and not really tell each other how we're really feeling?"
Joey: Clear the tracks for the boobie payback express. Next stop: Rachel Green. (He goes into the bathroom. We hear a scream and he comes out, closely followed by Monica in a towel)
Phoebe: Well, we should go.
Emily: Were getting married!
Ross: Oh perfect, we were just gonna see if you wanted to go.
Ross: Yeah. Uh, uh we promised we werent gonna tell anybody this but uh, about a month ago Rachel and I slept together.
Chandler: You got it! Here we go! Come on! This is great! (Rachel goes over and unlocks the handcuffs) Ahhh! (He starts rubbing his wrist)
Megan: We met with him. Did he show you the photos of the nude wedding he did?
Chandler: I dont wanna know what Monica got me. Yknow? I mean, look, Im sure she worked really hard at getting you a present, and wanting to surprise me, and you guys are gonna ruin that, and I, look we have to put these back, this is not what Christmas is about.
Phoebe: We will give you $10.
Phoebe: What if we don't find him somebody else? We'll just tell her the date's off, but we don't tell Ross, and he goes to the restaurant and gets stood up!
Phoebe: We could not, would not want to wait.
Phoebe: Ooh, hey, could we put on the news? I think it might be raining.
Rachel: Oh, I know... I still have my old key! (She goes in to get it and comes back with her keys) We can just unlock the door.
Chandler: I dont see any uh, cabs. Maybe we should just walk?
Ross: Yknow what? He didnt want to talk to us about being angry, well maybe we dont talk to him at all!
Monica: C'mon Chandler, I think we have been given an opportunity. I mean, the mistake has already been made. They are writing up the paper right now.
Rachel: So that we would have something to talk about! So it wouldnt be awkward!
Janine: How are we gonna get out of that one?
The Museum Official: Yes. Were very popular. Theres a two-year waiting list. Sorry! (She kinda storms out with the couple.)
Chandler: Yeah, sure. What do you need? We got lace, satin, sateen, raffia, gingham, felt, (Pause) and I think my testacles may be in here too.
Joey: (holding a box) Well, remember when they got in that big fight and broke up and we were all stuck in her with no food or anything? Well, when Ross said Rachel at the wedding, I figured it was gonna happen again, so I hid this in here.
Chandler: No-no all kids are embarrassed by their parents, youd have to come up with a whole new word for what I went through. When I was in High School, he used to come to all of my swim meets dressed as a different Hollywood starlet. Yknow its hard enough to be fourteen. Youre skinny. Youre wearing speedoesThat your mom promised that you would grow into! And you look up into the stands and theres your dad cheering you on dressed as Carmen Miranda. We was wearing a headdress with real fruit that he will later hand out to your friends as a healthy snack!
Phoebe: Ohh! All right! All right. Heres what well do, Ill get twice as drunk as Monica and then no ones will even notice her.
Rachel: You think I trust you with it?! No! Were gonna split it! You take half and I take half!
Rachel: (on tape) Oh, I remember how we almost. Do you think we wouldve gone through with it? Yknow, if we hadnt gotten caught. Do you think we wouldve done it?
Erica: We’re great, I think I may have asked all my questions.
Monica: Were going to Las Vegas to see your dad. Its time you two talked, and I want to get to know my father-in-law.
Gary: We have great news!
Joey: We didnt ruin it!
Chandler: So, shouldnt we go give her the benefit of the doubt before we go snooping around her crotch?
RACH: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh, god, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Monica: I was just saying that because I was ovulating and you said you wouldn�t have sex with me while we�re fighting.
Monica: I think this is so cool because none of our friends are here and we can be a real couple. We don't have to hide.
Ross: What? (She takes the sign off and hands it to him.) Thats great. That is great. (Crumples up the paper and throws it down in anger.) What did we just finish talking about Ben?!
Rachel: Were gonna find love!
Rachel: We cant find Chandler (Phoebe sticks her head and motions that they found Chandler)s vest. We cant find Chandlers vest.
Chandler: It's just that I'm sick of being a victim of this Dick Clark holiday. I say this year, no dates, we make a pact. Just the six of us- dinner.
[Scene: That same plane cabin, Ross is working on a crossword puzzle and Rachel is asleep against his shoulder. She shifts a little bit and Ross suddenly gets an idea. An evil idea when he looks at his pen. Then we have a little time lapse, the plane has landed and everyone is disembarking. The flight attendant is saying bye-bye to everyone.]
SUSIE: Oh, 200 seconds of passion. We gotta go.
Chandler: Are we in London?
Phoebe: We stand firm at $10.
Monica: You wanna finish this right now? All right, we get a deck of cards, high card wins. What do you say?
Chandler: No Im serious, we should tell each other everything. I do not have any secrets from you.
Phoebe: Okay, this kind of back talk is not gonna fly when were married!
Monica: Hes great! I mean we have such a good time together! Hes so funny, and sooo sweet, and Im not attracted to him at all!!
The Vendor: So, what are you guys in the market for? Weve got uh, scarves, tulip post cards...
Rachel: You know we were all alone and he was being really nice to me and, oh and he gave me this scarf...
Phoebe: Oh, 19! We thought you said 90!
Monica: We have got to wash that! (Referring to the sock bunny.)
Ross: You mean, weyou and me?
ROSS: Hey, I didn't know we were, uh, seeing other people.
Joey: There you go! That's the spirit I'm looking for! What can we do? Huh? All right who's first? Huh? Ross?
Dr. Rosen: (Nervously) okay, but you have to admit that every time we go out... Women we meet at the hospital... It turns into...