words in movies
MONICA: We, we just wanna see the end.
PHOEBE: Uh oh, ooh, are we not getting along with the new boy?
PHOEBE: Maybe that's because you haven't taken the time to get to know him. Let's remedy that, shall we?
CHANDLER: We don't need to remedy that.
ROSS: Well, we should probably get going.
RICHARD: Um, we should go too, I got patients at 8 in the moring.
MONICA: Ya know, I was thinking. Ya know how we always stay at your apartment? Well, I thought maybe tonight we'd stay at my place.
CHANDLER: So, we gettin' a fish?
JOEY: Uh, well, kinda yeah. Like, remember last week when Alex was in the accident? Well the line in the script was, 'If we don't get this woman to a hospital, she's going to die.' But I made it, ' If this woman doesn't get to a hospital, she's not gonna live.'
RACHEL: But, what you and I have is so much better. Ok, we have tenderness, we have intimacy, we connect. Ya know, I swear, this is the best I have ever had.
MONICA: Alright, I tell you what, I'll give this to you now if you can tell me where we keep the dustpan.
RICHARD: Shall we?
MONICA: It's not gonna happen. They're doing it tonight, we can do it tomorrow.
RACHEL: Chandler honey, I'm sorry. Ok, can we watch Joey's show now please? [they turn on the TV]
ROSS: Open up. We want to talk to you.
RACHEL: Oh c'mon Joey, we care about you.
CHANDLER: We came over as soon as we saw.
Rachel: Hello? Who are we spying on?
Kim: We get high.
Ross: Hey, y'know while were on that, when are you gonna tell my sister that you dont live here anymore.
Phoebe: No, wait, oh, what are we sorry about?
Joey: Yeah uh, Phoebe! Look umm, I want to apologize about before, okay? We were being jerks. Parkers a nice guy and Id like to get to know him.
Monica: So we do Supergirl.
Ross: Well be starting with apples.
CHANDLER: Yeah, we really missed you guys.
Chandler: I will tell the story! It was going great. I let him win. We were bonding. He even said I could call him dad.
The Interviewer: (returning) Oh wait! I almost forgot. We have to ask everybody this. Other than Days of Our Lives, whats your favorite soap opera?
Joey: Well, there is one way. His windows open, I say, we poke him.
Ross: Well, I suppose we just try to not look directly at it.
Phoebe: Speaking of Christmas, umm since Monica and I are starting a new business and have like no money, umm, this year maybe we could do secret Santa, and then we each only buy one gift. And-and theres the added mystery of who gets who.
Doug: Oh well, give it time. So the divorce, the marriage, weve got a lot to celebrate. How about we all go out to dinner tomorrow night?
Joey: So we are going on two?
Monica: Well, I guess we should go back in. When you gave me another chance, I guess we should do the same for Amanda.
Chandler: Oh actually, Id rather you Yeah, go ahead. Were gonna have to burn that room down anyway.
Chandler: (to Joey) He has sex, and we get hit in our heads.
Phoebe: (To Rachel) What are we going to do?!
Joey: All right, so well get a little coffee, and get energized, and well head back out.
chandler: Now we can finally watch Green Acres the way it was meant to be seen.
Ross: Look, were just friends now! Okay? Why would I do anything stupid?
Monica: (To Chandler) Did you hear that?! They bumped them up to first class because they are on their honeymoon! Come on! Lets act like were on our honeymoon.
Phoebe: No. (opens the box) wh - get off your sister! Oh my god, what are we gonna do? We have 7 rats. So what if each of them has 7 rats? And then each of those have 7 rats? That's like ... (starts counting with her fingers) That's math I can't even do! What are we gonna do?
Joey: Hey-hey guys, hey! How about we settle this over a friendly game of Fireball? Huh? I'll go unhook the smoke detectors!
ROSS: Well, this was fun. Uh, we should really do it again sometime, wha'dya say? Ok. Alright so I've got him.
Ross: So where are we going next?
Nancy: Rachel we tried to quit, but it was too hard!
Rachel: What?! We can't do that!
Phoebe: Of course we can. Congratulations. (they hug, but Joey shakes his head.) Yay! (she gestures Joey to come and join in) Joey...
Monica: Phoebe, listen. You were with me, and we were shopping all day.
Rachel: (on the phone) No, no, no, Im looking at a purchase order right here and it clearly states that we ordered the Rivera bikini in a variety of sizes and colours. And.... (listens) What does it matter, what Im wearing?! Can I please speak to your supervisor? (listens) Thank you. (to Sophie) Were holding.
Joey: We cant watch that! I mean thats Phoebe!
Joey: Oh, so we didn't win, but it's fun to play the game, right?
Ross: We think Chandler might be having an affair.
Phoebe: Oh absolutely. Shall we say, around seven?
Monica: There's nothing we can do. You erased the message!
Joey: Ooh, hey, I know how we can decide! All right, uh, I'm gonna ask you a bunch of questions and then you have to answer real fast. Okay? So uh, clear your mind Clear it right out! Clear it out! Clear!
CHANDLER: Yeah. So do we need to hug here or. . .
Chandler: Oh that was yours? Uh, yeah, we used it when the duck was throwing up caterpillars.
Phoebe: Okay. Okay! Well okay, who do we know thats coming? Me. Are you?
Monica: Hes got something plastic lodged in his throat, weve got to go to the hospital.
Ross: (not wanting to tell her) Uh-oh, uh-oh, the laundry's done. It's, uh, it's a song. The laundry song that we sing. (singing) Uh-oh the laundry's done, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Kyle: Oh, oh, I thought we were just talking.
JOEY: Really. Why can't we just get some pizzas and get some beers and have fun?
Ross: Oh God, here we go!
Monica: Ok. Great. I am so glad that you are here. We’re really excited about getting this process started.
[We see a shot of Jack stuffing his face with food. Some dream hunk!]
Chandler: Well, uh, we can talk about that too Pheebs.
Emily: Weve only known each other for six weeks!
Chandler: We dont have to come up with this now.
Pete: Okay, thats great, but can we make it smaller? Can we make it fit on the head of a pin? I love when we make things fit on the head of a pin.
Chandler: Hey, yknow what? Why dont we think about changes we can make in the living room?
Monica: Okay, I've broken them down into categories. Okay, we have uh, we got holidays, birthdays, candids, y'know And then what I've done is I've cross-referenced them by subject. Right? So if you're looking up, oh let's say birthdays and dogs, you get Photo 152. See? (Hands her the photo.)
Rachel: So what should we do? Should we start looking for a new place?
Mark: Um, y'know, before we go ah, theres something I need to say.
Janine: Well I did. I really did. And you guys, Ive got to say, Im sorry if I was a little weird after the last time we went out. I guess I was just nervous or something.
Ross: No, no, no just do it. Go in there and pick something out so we can go.
Monica: What? We took a walk, nothing happened. I can back with nothing all over me.
Phoebe: That you like, (snappily confronting Joey over the heads of the knitting circle) we get it. You like her. Great!
Rachel: Mon, honey youre not dying. Im just moving out. Yknow, I mean were gonna see each other all the time.
PHOE: And we did.
Joey: Excuse me, could we get an egg over here, still in the shell? Thanks.
Phoebe: It was really sweet. The last thing she said to me was; "Okay dear, you go get the eggs and I'm gonna get the yogurt and we'll meet at the checkout counter." And y'know what? We will meet at the checkout counter.
Whitney: Well, I went over to Kyles last night to pick up a few things and we got to reminiscing
Chandler: You know what just occurred to me? This could be our last Thanksgiving just the two of us. I mean, we could be getting a baby soon!
Rachel: Look! This is ridiculous. We should be packing you!! (She knocks over Monica, grabs a box, and runs into the kitchen.)
Chandler: Hes being silly, because he knows that we enjoy the silliness!
Phoebe: Yeah, umm thats Whitney (Points), Kyles ex-wife out there, now do you think that you can yknow divert her so that we can slip out?
Rachel: I can do that. I certainly did it when we were going out.
Monica: No! Thats where we keep the canned goods! Have you completely forgotten everything you learned at orientation?
Rachel: (out loud): We have apple cinnamon...
Chandler: Could be. I mean technically she did strip, we just, we just missed it. (Walks towards the bedroom.) Maam, are you also a stripper?
Chandler: Do we have to?
Monica: But we can go, right?
Chandler: Yeah, I think we should see other people.
RADIO: Uh, we've just gotten a call from Rachel, and she told us what Ross did. It's pretty appalling, and Ross, if you're listening, I don't wanna play your song anymore. Why don't we devote our time to a couple that stands a chance? Avery, Michelle's sorry she hit you with her car and she hopes you two will work it out.
Ross: You-youre gonna get married?! I mean Were gonna be brothers-in-law! (They hug.)
Mrs. Potter: Phoebe, we have rules here, this isnt that kind of place.
Jamie: No, no, no. We were there last night. She kept... (shuddering at the memory) ..bringing swordfish. (Indicating the ladies bathroom) are you gonna go to the, um?
Rachel: Yeah it is, it is. (to Ross) We really, really have to do something about that.
Monica: Yes! All right, y'know what? Why don't we start with a practice run? Okay?
Chandler: I-I think we have too.
Joey: Aww, there we go.
Chloe: I want you to met some friends of mine. (Introduces him to Chandler and Joey) This guy is my hero, he comes in with some stuff he wants it blown up 400%, we said we dont do that, and he says you gotta. And y'know what, we did it. And now anytime anybody wants 400, we just say lets Ross it!
Richard: Oh, Im sorry. (Introduces them.) Lisa, (nodding at each) Monica, Chandler. We used to date.
Phoebe: Yeah, that was Leslie calling again to see if we can get back together. Thats the twentieth time today! And good luck Leslie!
Chandler: Well, that's what we do. Y'know, I-I mess up and then you tell me how to fix it and then I do and then y'know you think I'm all cute again.
Ross: But-but, if you dont love this, well do it in any other place at any other time. Really, its fine, whatever you want.
Monica: (very emotional) Because... We may not be who she thinks we are but no-one will ever love that baby more than us.
Ross: Okay! Okay! Fine, Ill stop! No teaching, okay? Well just watch the pretty light streaking across the sky. (Comets dont streak across the sky, meteors do.) Okay? Whos official name is Bapstein-King.
Monica: Oh umm, that's because I just wanted to y'know walk in on me and Chandler while we were, y'know, doing it all night. Will you excuse me for just a second?
Rachel: All right fine! Youre not invited to the party were gonna have either.
Monica: We have one.
Ross: Okay, look, we have nineteen minutes. Okay, Chandler, I want you to go and change! Okay. And then, when you come back, Joey will go change, and he'll have vacated the chair. Okay. Okay.
Emily: (running in, with Ross) Oh. Oh my God. How can this be happening? What are we going to do?
Emily: Its not the pants. Its you that is backwards. And if, and if you dont understand how important this is to me, well then, perhaps we shouldnt get married at all! (She storms out.)
Erica: Actually, I don’t think we have to.
Mike: (takes the check from Phoebe) Ok, look! Enough! Alright? I'm stepping in. I'm putting my foot down! As your future husband I'm going to make this decision for us. (thinking) Now... what do you think we should do?
Erica: Oh, it was okay. I went to a movie with my cousin and then out for dinner. We went to this place that had... Ooh... (she looks likes she is in pain, holding her belly) Hoo... ooh... Anyway, they had these really amazing cheeseburgers.