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Chandler: Yeah, sure. What do you need? We got lace, satin, sateen, raffia, gingham, felt, (Pause) and I think my testacles may be in here too.
Parker: Were driving!?
Rachel: Thank you were so excited
Mrs. Geller: Can we talk to you for just a yknow Its just a little thing. Well we think its absolutely marvelous that youre having this baby out of wedlock, some of our friends are less open-minded. Which is why weve told them all that youre married.
Ross: Dad so what we have to pretend that were married?
Rachel: No, I know I dont either, but ya know what, its their party, and its just one night. And we dont even have to lie; we just wont say anything. If it comes up again, well just smile. Well nod along.
Ross: We love marriage!
Ross: Im so we werent in the car! Did he ever let up?
Man: So we never got to hear about your wedding!
Woman: We were surprise that we werent invited.
Ross: Well, um, actually, I-I took her to the planetarium. Thats-thats where we had our first date. Um, she walked in and I had the room filled with lilies, her favorite flower
Joey: Yeah uh, Phoebe! Look umm, I want to apologize about before, okay? We were being jerks. Parkers a nice guy and Id like to get to know him.
Joey: Yeah. Ya know what I think; I think we were all just being too negative.
Phoebe: Youre right. Youre right, hes just embracing life. We could all stand to be a little more like Parker. You know what? I am like him! Im a sunny, positive person.
Ross: No, of course, Um Um, everybody? Um, I-I just wanted to say on behalf of my new bride, Rachel (She turns around and smiles), and myself. Umm, that if if in 35 years, were half as happy as you guys are, well count ourselves the luckiest people in the world.
Phoebe: Yeah? I know! I know! Uh huh? Listen why dont we just um, sit and relax? You know just be with each other. Quietly!
Ross: and then, we couldve gone from the ceremony to the reception with you in the sidecar!
Ross: No, actually I thought about it when, when we were going out. Its how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me.
Ross: Hey! All that stuff you said about true love, you were right, I mean, we did learn a lot from Mom and Dad! And that picture of Chi-Chi with her mischievous grin. And what you said about Nana. Ohh, yeah she really wouldve wanted to be there. And you know what? I think she was.
Chandler: Well this is great! Ill give you a call! We should do it again sometime!
Dr. Long: Well do a quick check.
Rachel: Great! We will do all of those.
Chandler: The whole thing! Can we go?
Chandler: My wife and I have some boundary issues, you know, sometimes we ask inappropriate questions. We're working on it.
Ross: Yeah, uh... and then I figured after you win, we could all go out to the balcony and see a night rainbow with gremlins dancing on top of it!
Rachel: (flinches) Ross! Come on! That's all right! Fine--Okay, I have a weird thing about my eye. Can we not talk about it please?
Phoebe: Oh please, these guys, we haven't even moved in yet and they have us picking out china patterns. (Mike seems to gag a little...and laughs nervously. They begin to leave. Phoebe bolts back)
Marc: Look at this! (Takes another picture) There we go!
Monica:: Honey look we can do something else, do you want me to get into the tub and thrash.
Chandler: Well, youre gonna have to leave sometime, because you both have jobs, and as soon as you do, were switching it back! Theres nothing you can do to stop us! Right, Joe?
The Interviewer: We can go into detail
Monica: Well, we could start trying. Now.
Monica: I think we found a place.
Phoebe: Ooh-Ooh! I did it! I did it! I figured out a way to make money! Im gonna open up my own massage place and Franks gonna help me! And! We can work it around his schedule so he doesnt have to quit school!
Ross: No-no. We
Monica: We could, or we can have sex in it.
Dr. Long: Here we go!
Dr. Long: Do we have a name yet?
Phoebe: Can we come in?
Eric: Yeah, I know it sounds crazy, and its not like me to do something so impulsive, but shes just so perfect, and we have so much in common.
Monica: Okay! Okay! We can take a hint! (They start to leave but run into Phoebe with her guy in tow.) (To Phoebe) What are you doing here?!
Rachel: Well what are we going to do?
Joey: Really? Think about it. Come on! You're a beautiful woman, smart, funny, we had a really good time, huh? If I had your number, why wouldn't I call you?
Chandler: What?! Its not right! Were not ready to have a kid now!!
Frank: Uh, no, not really, just that I was too young, y'know, but I dont see how I could all of the sudden be too young, cause Im older than I was when we first got together.
Monica: I cant believe were here.
Rachel: So uh I guess we should make it official huh?
Chandler: Wait. Before we go in, I just want you to know I love you. I had a great time on our honeymoon, and I cant wait to go in there and spend the rest of our life together.
Rachel: (thinks about it for a second) No! Ross, come on! No! Listen, look I thought a lot about how to tell you this and the bottom line, Ross, is we can not stay married.
Rachel: Oh yeah, we were but umm, now weve got candy.
Gary: Hey Joe, you ever think about joining the force? We could use a guy like you.
JOEY: You really think he'd take me? I mean, we had a pretty good talk last night but, when I moved out, I hurt him bad.
Ross: Well we haven't offically asked them yet, but we would want Monica and Chandler.
Monica: Yeah, were trying to get pregnant.
Monica: Are we gonna take a limo?
Ginger: Ah well, its nubbin. Nothing! Umm. Y'know what, Ill see you later. Okay. (She leaves and in the hall we see her shake her shoulders like when someone runs their fingernails across a blackboard.)
Phoebe: Yeah, we both can. And we both will.
Rachel: We really are.
Ross: Were so lucky.
Ross: Well good, okay. I-I, kind of think yknow if we if Youre wearing the ring.
Chandler: I'm sorry, he's a little bit wound up, we had to stop at every maple candy stand on the way here.
Ross: Well we we dont have a garage.
Ross: I dont think that we are.
Chandler: Were moving to Tulsa
Monica: Honey, we have been through this before!
Chandler: Ooh! Yes! Okay! Heres what we do, we-we forget it happened.
Richard: Well have we finished the scene?
Joey: I bet we could get videos of all the sites, get a VCR in our hotel room... we'd never even have to go outside!
JOEY: [peeks back out] Ok, now that your coat is safely in the bedr-, [sees that the coast is clear] oh, ok we can come back out in the living room.
MR. GELLER: Judy, Judy, relax, this is our little harmonica we're talking about. We taught her well. Ten percent of your paycheck, where does it go?
(We hear the sound of a bed creaking through the ceiling, and him moaning.)
Phoebe: Hey! Ive got a great idea for party favors for the shower. Okay, we get some uh mahogany boxes and carve everyones names in them and inside is everyones individual birth stone.
Chandler: Should we tell Rachel theres an empty private room right next door to hers?
Phoebe: Ooh! So now why can't we tell Chandler?
Ross: Whoa-whoa-whoa, hey! Now remember what we talked about, you gotta be strong.
Monica: Youre so pathetic! Why cant you just accept it, were winning because Im better than you.
Receptionist: We already got the results back on that on, and theyre not good. (Joey beats a hasty retreat.)
Ursula: Yeah, no were not thirty. Were 31. Okay. (She closes the door.)
Rachel: Oh thank god, if Phoebe�s going, can we please take Emma home?
Chandler: And may-maybe we could end up on a boat again?
Rachel: Well hello! So, when are we gettin back out on the water matey?
Ross: Yknow we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby thats half human and half pure evil!
Ross: Yes, yes it is! No, but it's good it'sEmily thinks we should get all new stuff. Stuff that's just ours, together. Y'know brand new.
Monica: Because we won our apartment back!
Rachel: (interrupting her) Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Im sorry, semi-private? We (Laughs), we asked for a private room.
Director: Listen Joey, we definitely want to see you for the callback on Saturday.
Joey: Were gonna climb Mt. Everest!
Joey: Maybe we should just eat now.
Rachel: We got locked out of the apartment, we �
Monica: Well, we had a little fight.
Phoebe: Alright, okay, so we can all go now. That is fun. Hey, you know what? We all haven�t been together the six of us in such a long time.
Ross: I have to say you are a much bigger person than I am. I mean after all weve been through, I justyknow I wish I had a brother to reciprocate. Hey, if you ever want to go out with Monica, you have my blessing.
Joey: (Looking inside the fridge, and we only see his back. Then he closes the door, and we see it's Joey.) Hi sweetie!
Monica: We don�t have much time. Once the egg descended the oviduct �
CHANDLER: Hey, come on, we got the gift, the concert, and the cake.
Ross: Boy, we uhm... hadn't really thought of that.
Phoebe: Ah, Catwoman. So we meet again.
Joey: (To Chandler) In what John Houston film would you hear this line, "Badges? We dont need no stinkin badges!"
Chandler: I'll tell you what, for the rest of our lives, I'll be careful until told otherwise. <looks at china> hey wait a minute this isn't the china we picked out..
Chandler: Okay, here is the thing. We have thrown a very formal surprise party for you in there! All of your friends are in there and your parents!
Rachel: Wel-wel-well what are we gonna do?
Monica: (interrupts him) If someone wants to give us a present, we dont want to deprive them of that joy.
Chandler: (handing Monica the wax) Wax the door shut, were never leaving, ever.
Joey: Yeah, it mustve fallen out a few blocks back. I just figured we hit a dog.
Joey: Ah-ah-ah Mr. Smartie Pants, its just not my character thats not brain dead. Hey, so Pheebs, we still on for tonight?
Lauren: (to Joey) Hey! So since were getting off early, do you want to go and paint mugs?
Joey: I had to read the Bible pretty carefully, but... yeah we do.
Rachel: Ross, we actually watched the documentary together.
The Cooking Teacher: Were all beginners here. Nobody knows what theyre doing.
CHANDLER: We don't know Bob, ok? We know me. We like me. Please let me be happy.
Ross: Come on, man! Just-just take the sweats off. Okay? Just take em off and well have some fun.
Phoebe: Oh my god! Shouldn't we stop this?
Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: It looked like we were gonna lose her this morning, but shes a tough old bird.
Ross: Okay! Ho-ho! We did not steal your thunder because we are not getting back together!
Chandler: Monica, we are not ready to have two babies!
Ross: Okay, here we go! Emma's first birthday cake... Well hey... well, blow out the candle. Come on Emma.
Joey: Yeah for like a half an hour one night! Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life! Youre so lucky! Look what I missed out on by not being there! Although you know what? It could never have worked like you guys did, cause you guys are perfect for each other. Yknow, we look at you and-and we see you together and it just it-it fits. Yknow? And you just know its gonna last forever.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch. The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room. Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again. {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}]
Ross: Okay. Now-now-now should I climb down your front so were face to face or-or should I climb down your back so were-were butt to face.