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Chandler: Yeah, sure. What do you need? We got lace, satin, sateen, raffia, gingham, felt, (Pause) and I think my testacles may be in here too.
Parker: Were driving!?
Rachel: Thank you were so excited
Mrs. Geller: Can we talk to you for just a yknow Its just a little thing. Well we think its absolutely marvelous that youre having this baby out of wedlock, some of our friends are less open-minded. Which is why weve told them all that youre married.
Ross: Dad so what we have to pretend that were married?
Rachel: No, I know I dont either, but ya know what, its their party, and its just one night. And we dont even have to lie; we just wont say anything. If it comes up again, well just smile. Well nod along.
Ross: We love marriage!
Ross: Im so we werent in the car! Did he ever let up?
Man: So we never got to hear about your wedding!
Woman: We were surprise that we werent invited.
Ross: Well, um, actually, I-I took her to the planetarium. Thats-thats where we had our first date. Um, she walked in and I had the room filled with lilies, her favorite flower
Joey: Yeah uh, Phoebe! Look umm, I want to apologize about before, okay? We were being jerks. Parkers a nice guy and Id like to get to know him.
Joey: Yeah. Ya know what I think; I think we were all just being too negative.
Phoebe: Youre right. Youre right, hes just embracing life. We could all stand to be a little more like Parker. You know what? I am like him! Im a sunny, positive person.
Ross: No, of course, Um Um, everybody? Um, I-I just wanted to say on behalf of my new bride, Rachel (She turns around and smiles), and myself. Umm, that if if in 35 years, were half as happy as you guys are, well count ourselves the luckiest people in the world.
Phoebe: Yeah? I know! I know! Uh huh? Listen why dont we just um, sit and relax? You know just be with each other. Quietly!
Ross: and then, we couldve gone from the ceremony to the reception with you in the sidecar!
Ross: No, actually I thought about it when, when we were going out. Its how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me.
Ross: Hey! All that stuff you said about true love, you were right, I mean, we did learn a lot from Mom and Dad! And that picture of Chi-Chi with her mischievous grin. And what you said about Nana. Ohh, yeah she really wouldve wanted to be there. And you know what? I think she was.
Chandler: And, I want you to remember that I gave you twenty (counts his money) seven dollars. No strings attached. Now, if you can't remember that, I think we should write it downlet's write it down!
Joey: Hey! Uh, this is just to give you an idea. Okay well, we can put screens here, (In front of the crib.) so that the baby has privacy, and-and-and maybe a mobile over the crib. And uhOh look! Heres a baby monitor (Holds it up), which until the baby comes we can use as walkie-talkies. Huh?
Chandler: Okay, umm, we all have to play strip poker.
Phoebe: Maybe we can like go to a movie or something.
Ronni: No we won't.
Rachel: I’m telling you guys, we followed them out to a house in Westchester, the went in for like forty-five minutes and then they came out looking pretty happy!
ROSS: You know what, you guys, we don't have to watch this.
Carol: Umm uh, Ill make some coffee and we can uh, chat.
Monica: We all chipped in.
Doug: But seriously, I believe that we should all support President Clinton. And her husband Bill. (Chandler does the laugh.)
Chandler: No, no, no... They're really yours. We... found them in your old room.
Joey: No-no-no-no-no we came together!
Ross: Yeah, we tried them all. We went for a walk, uh we tried a special tea, caster oil, spicy food nothing has worked.
Monica: Chandler, we have talked about this. You are not supposed to give people advice! Now couldn't you just have made some sort of inappropriate joke?
Ross: (on phone) Uh, hello dad! Monica and I just saw the house in the paper! (Listens) Yes were surprised! (Listens) Who did you leave a message with?
Monica: I just checked my messages, and he said that when he gets back from Atlanta, we need to talk.
Chandler: Oh, yeah? What happened when we played last time?
Jason: Yeah, and neither did we. Give yourself a break.
All: ...No, we hate him.
Ross: I love it, when we share.
Chandler: Dont worry honey, well make yours funnier.
Young Ethan: Uuh, before we get into any staying-over-stuff, there is something you should know.
Ross: Hi. Sorry we're late but we werewell, there was touching.
Monica: Can we just start throwing things in?
(They look at each other. We switch back to Monica. Chandler opens the door and she turns to look at him.)
Phoebe: If we are not doing it together, we're not doing it at all! So, say goodbye to your tickets! (She holds out the bowl, and makes as to drop the tickets on the street).
Chandler: That's very funny. We done now?
Chandler: Oh no, yes we do my man. Remember when we were back in college and we went to that spring dance and you walked right up to that girl you liked and you could not stop talking about the Irish potato famine?
(She sets down her bag and we travel back to slow motion world. She once again whips her hair around in slow motion with the love doctor Barry White singing in the background. And Id also like to take this opportunity to mention that she can also be seen in Starship Troopers and that she was born in Downers Grove, Illinois which just happens to be a few miles from where I live. Anyway Cousin Ross is now staring.)
Ross: Oh, no-no-no, see, that-that clocks a little fast, uh, we have 17 minutes. Huh, what can we do in 17 minutes? Twice?
The Director: Hey Joey, were ready for ya! (Joey stumbles over) Joey, this is Alex hes going to be playing your son.
CHANDLER: Yeah, we were gonna give fifty, but if you guys gave more, we don't wanna look bad.
Chandler: I think I can safely say that we all have family issues, work stuff and/or are sick.
Chandler: And if not, we got to do it on a bucket.
Monica: We forgot to sign one of the admissions forms.
Joey: Man, I remember the first time I saw that girl Katherine, after we broke up. She was just walking with her friend Donna, just laughing and talking. God, it killed me.
Max: It'd be even more exciting if we were going.
Ross: Well then wed be in a lot of trouble, you dont know where any countries are. (Rachel glares at him.) Okay. (He goes over to the desk followed by Rachel.) Uh, say would you umm Would you mind checking again to see if any umm, private rooms may have (Handing her some money) opened up?
Chandler: It's "Ride of the Valkyries" from "Apocalypse Now"... See, here's the thing: The corn rose were really a solution to your frizzy hair problem. And now that we're home, we don't have that problem anymore, so if you think about it... I hate them!
Joey: Whoa, ah!! Were you just gonna give me some lemonade?
Chandler: Look, I can�t do this. I can�t make luv to you while we�re fighting this way.
Laura: Yeah, we had a really great night and in the morning he promised he would call me and he didn't.
Chandler: Aww, we were worried about you! Hm. I guess I better get used to things crapping in my hand, huh?
Monica: And about an hour ago, we made an offer.
Monica: Yeah you will! The right guy is just around the corner! Okay, are we done with that?
Ross: Oh, thanks. Yeah, I really thought wed be able to make it work, but uh, I guess it just wasnt meant to be.
Phoebe: Well, y'know we dont call it that, but yeah!
Joey: Uh hey look uh Ross, look I think we need to talk about before.
Chandler: No, wed just like to close them.
CHAN: You know, this is actually good, because if we ever lose Ross, we have a spare.
Rachel: Phoebe. We would like to talk to you for a second.
Roger: That's tough. Tough stuff. C'mon, Pheebs, we're gonna catch that movie, we gotta get going.
Rachel: (To Joey) No need!! Problem solved, we are powering through (At which point she grabs his hand and pulls him back to their apartment).
Monica: Well, I was going for wrong, but we can use your word.
Rachel: Honey, hes about to go hit on Isabella Rosselini. Im just sorry we dont got popcorn.
Chandler: When we were?
Ashley: Can we do it again?
Monica: Were gonna pick up the wedding dress then were gonna have lunch with mom. (Joey stands up.)
Ursula: Yeah, um, may we help you?
Joey: We, we come back from our walk and the- the phone was ringing...
Monica: Well there's not much we can do.
Ross: We have got to start locking that door!
Phoebe Sr.: Well, the-the three of us we were, kind of umm, a couple.
Phoebe: Well, we both have.
Ross: Oh, we just...
Chandler: Okay, we-we swallow our feelings. Even if it means were unhappy forever. Sound good?
Fran: Err... we know what we want.
Monica: You do know that was me who just said that right? (He doesnt respond and she turns on the light, waking him.) Hey. As long as were both up
Chandler: Yes, I believe we can expect a call from the President any moment now.
Ross: And we didnt have sex.
Joey: 'Cause we will appreciate it more when she’s gone?
PHOEBE: Today we're gonna start with some songs about barnyard animals. [singing] Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo, Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo. Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up, And that's how we get hamburgers. Nooowww, chickens!
Monica: Wait a minute! Unless, we give her all gifts she can use after shes done being pregnant. Like-like umm, regular coffee, Tequila.
Rachel: Okay, I think we can get the evaluation back before they see it, but were gonna have to get into Mr. Zelners office. Now, he doesnt get in until 10, so hes no problem, but his assistant, Betty, she comes in early to eat her breakfast at her desk.
Chandler: Yeah, we played, we watched TV.. that juggling thing is amazing.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing. Rosss tares at them.]
Phoebe: This is so fun. All right, what do we do now?
Joey: Wait, wait, we have a copy of your key.
Sarah: (approaching with two filled balloons in her hands) Nobody! We put them in here! (Indicates the aforementioned balloons causing both of them to scream in delight and start drinking from the balloons.)
Joey: No! No! No! You guys were totally right! This is so much better than the first time we went out. Yknow? That was so awkward, we were really nervous.
Chandler: We were wondering what was taking so long with the gift, but now we understand you were doing this.
Ross: Can we please focus here, a naked mans life hangs in the balance!
Ross: No, we can go to Williamsburg.
Ross: Thats right Lydia, Elizabeth here is a student and uh, were dating. And you may frown upon that, but were not gonna hide it anymore.
Monica: Yeah, we named the boy Jack after dad.
PHOEBE: I just think that this was a really bad sign, ya know. I mean, like the beast at the threshold, you know. It's just like, I have no family left, ya know. I mean except for my grandmother, you know, but let's face it, she's not gonna be around forever, despite what she says. And I have a sister who I've barely spoken to since we like shared a womb. I don't know, this is my real father and I just, I want things to be like just right.
Chandler: (To Rachel) Did you like me when we first met?
Ross: Well, I don't know what else to do. I mean, I either keep my wife and lose one of my-my-my best friends or I keep my friend and get divorced the second time before I'm 30! So-so if anyone has-has a better suggestion, let's hear it! 'Cause I-I got nothing! All right, don't be shy, any suggestion will do. (There are none.) Okay then. Here we go. Magic 8 Ball, should I never see Rachel again? (He turns it over and reads the answer) Ask again later. Later is not good enough. (He shakes it up again and reads the answer.) Ask again later. What the hell! This is broken! It-it is broken!
Blonde girl: Sorry...we were just leaving
Joey: Look, Rachel, we don't have to do this.
Chandler: (to Ross): I thought we had them!
Chandler: Yeah. (They go pack.) Were doing the right thing, right?
Aunt Lillian: You know, whatever we pick, she would've told us it's the wrong one.
Ross: (to Joey) Dude, we were good!
Liam: You dont say! (We see Ross who is hopping about with the ball and spikes it in his face.)
Monica: I can't believe we are at a real college party! (Rachel laughs excitedly) I have to pee so bad!
Monica: Well, can't you just have the party when we get back?
Phoebe: Alright, what are we gonna say?
(We see the TV and its the last scene where ET is saying goodbye.)
Monica: I know, what about Rachel? I mean how are we even gonna ask her?