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Monica: Yeah with Chandler not getting paid, we could really use 300 million dollars.
Rachel: Yeah me too. oh! I have an idea. Why don't we all pitch in 50 bucks, we'll pool our money together and then if we win, we'll split it!
Ross: Oh oh, we think Emma is about to start talking so we're trying to be careful about what words we use in front of her.
Ross: Yeah, uh... and then I figured after you win, we could all go out to the balcony and see a night rainbow with gremlins dancing on top of it!
Monica: Hey that reminds me, I thought we could use some extra luck so I brought a wishbone home from work.
Phoebe: Oh can I? Vegetarians never get to do the wishbone. It's really not fair either! You know, just because we don't eat the meat doesn't mean we don't like to play with the carcasses!
Monica: Right! .. but we "know" what you're wishing for!
Monica: I understand, but you're wishing for what we think you're wishing for, aren't you?
Ross: You know what, I'm sure your wish is gonna come true, but, you guys - just in case, maybe a genie will come out if we rub this lamp! (rubs lamp, stops because it's very hot) Ah!! That thing gets hot!!
Rachel: You know, Ross, just keep making your jokes. How are you gonna feel if we actually do win?
Chandler: Well you wouldn't, but we own the paper, we can print whatever we want.
Chandler: Ok, so now that you're in, what are you gonna do if we win?
Joey: Ooh, ooh, I know! We should pool all own money and buy the Knicks!
Ross: Oh, I've gotten into the habit of calling Rachel "Mommy" when we're around Emma. Which I now realize we are not ...
Ross: Although if we're gonna do that, we should probably call me "Daddy" too.
Monica: Ok, here we go. We need to sort out the tickets as quickly as possible to see if we've won. So does anybody have any ideas how to organize this? (doesn't let them answer) Ok, how about this: we divide them into 6 groups of 40, and the remaining 10 can be read by whoever finishes their pile first.
Ross: I can't believe this, I thought we were all in this together!
Joey: I was with you the whole time we were in Connecticut, when did you even get those?
Monica: No, no! We should divide them up (picks up the bowl) and I should get extra because we used my card to buy them!
Phoebe: If we are not doing it together, we're not doing it at all! So, say goodbye to your tickets! (She holds out the bowl, and makes as to drop the tickets on the street).
Monica: Phoebe, we lost half of them.
Phoebe: So, what? Monica, we have the winning ticket! My psychic said I was gonna win, remember?
Chandler: Ok, here we go! (he pushes the play button)
Rachel: (To Ross) You know what? We should call my mum's house and say goodnight to Emma before she goes down.
Chandler: Yeah, you know, I really thought I deserved it. (pause) But... let's go win the lottery... I mean, we still have 130 chances to win, right?
TV: "Here we are, the official Powerball numbers! We have 53"
Ross: Oh, we have one too!!
Monica: We are on a roll, people!!
TV: "And number 29! Here we go! The Powerball is 7"
Steve: Chandler, hi! I'm sure you've heard we filled the three positions. We just felt that with your maturity and experience, you wouldn't be happy being someone's assistant.
Joey: Well, before, with the wishbone... I didn't wish we would win the lottery, I wished you'd get the job.
Rachel: You know what? There is a little part of me that really thought we were gonna win.
Phoebe: We won.
Phoebe: We won!
Chandler: Wow, you'd think we should get that over 20 years or go for the big payout.
Phoebe: It's not all mine. We all get 50 cents.
Phoebe: Oh Jim, Jim Nelson Im Phoebe, Phoebe Buffay. We certainly have been seeing a lot of each other lately.
Phoebe: That sucks! That's not a trip! I just came from the park! What are we gonna high five about at the stupid Central Park? "Well, it's right by my house, all right!"
Chandler: Did you tell her what we talked about? (Joey starts laughing hysterically, but then gets serious again...)
PHOEBE: No. No, he is my submaring guy. He resurfaces like every couple years and we have the most amazing three days together. Only this time he's coming for two weeks. Two whole weeks, which means yay.
Phoebe: (hopping off the bike) Wait! This seat is really uncomfortable! Yeah, maybe before we start we should just get another one. Perhaps, like an airplane seator a beanbag chair!
Ross: Oh... ok, fine. But... ehm... I just have one question for you, ehm... (aping Professor Spafford) When we exit should we walk, or run, or prance, or stroll...
Waiter: (with British accent) Soo, are we expecting the rest of our party shortly?
Monica: Hi, sorry. I almost didnt hear you, because yknow Im just so in love with my new husband. Were on our honeymoon.
Rachel: Maybe, but shouldn't we wait for Chandler?
Phoebe: Well, same thing we did all day, hang out at Gary's apartment. He is so amazing, we never left the bedroom. But have fun at the movie.
Chandler: Well, maybe we can fix it yknow? Maybe we can send him some-some big-big flowers and scare him!
Aurora: Why can't we just have what we have now? Why can't we just talk, and laugh, and make love, without feeling obligated to one another... and up until tonight I thought that's what you wanted too.
Phoebe: Oh we can't, we already have plans.
Phoebe: We did have fun, didn't we?
ROSS: How 'bout from now on we just call it the 'unfortunate incident'? [Rachel walks off] Hey Gunther, you got stairs in your place?
Monica: We got out pictures back from London. (Shows her one.) Here's all of us at the Tower of London.
Joey: Look, if Im bringing home a woman who cant stand being around a baby, then maybe I dont want to be with that woman! Or maybe well just do it in the bathroom of the club!
Ross: Rach, I-I cant tell you how-how much that means to me! Ohh Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You-you hated the name Ruth! Why-why would you change your mind? Unless, you know were never going to have to use it. You did see the folder. You know its a boy!
ROSS: No, no, she's great and it's not like we haven't done anything. I mean, uh, uh, we, we do plenty of other stuff, lot's of other stuff, like uhh. . .
Rachel: So can we keep this between us?
Rachel: Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight with you Ross! Look, urrgh, maybe we should take a break.
Rachel: Okay. (listens) Okay, daddy well see you tomorrow night. (listens) Okay bye-bye. (hangs up)
Rachel: What? (Joey starts offering Ross some turkey.) Oh yknow what? Can we please keep the chicken and the turkey and everything on the other side of the table? The smell is just yuck!
Rachel: Please! We did not fog Danny! Who's Danny?
Monica: Oh my God, sit down! Sit down! How long as it been since weve seen each other?
Rachel: Hello? Who are we spying on?
Kim: We get high.
Ross: Hey, y'know while were on that, when are you gonna tell my sister that you dont live here anymore.
Phoebe: No, wait, oh, what are we sorry about?
Joey: Yeah uh, Phoebe! Look umm, I want to apologize about before, okay? We were being jerks. Parkers a nice guy and Id like to get to know him.
Monica: So we do Supergirl.
Ross: Well be starting with apples.
CHANDLER: Yeah, we really missed you guys.
Chandler: I will tell the story! It was going great. I let him win. We were bonding. He even said I could call him dad.
The Interviewer: (returning) Oh wait! I almost forgot. We have to ask everybody this. Other than Days of Our Lives, whats your favorite soap opera?
Joey: Well, there is one way. His windows open, I say, we poke him.
Ross: Well, I suppose we just try to not look directly at it.
Phoebe: Speaking of Christmas, umm since Monica and I are starting a new business and have like no money, umm, this year maybe we could do secret Santa, and then we each only buy one gift. And-and theres the added mystery of who gets who.
Doug: Oh well, give it time. So the divorce, the marriage, weve got a lot to celebrate. How about we all go out to dinner tomorrow night?
Joey: So we are going on two?
Monica: Well, I guess we should go back in. When you gave me another chance, I guess we should do the same for Amanda.
Chandler: Oh actually, Id rather you Yeah, go ahead. Were gonna have to burn that room down anyway.
Chandler: (to Joey) He has sex, and we get hit in our heads.
Phoebe: (To Rachel) What are we going to do?!
Joey: All right, so well get a little coffee, and get energized, and well head back out.
chandler: Now we can finally watch Green Acres the way it was meant to be seen.
Ross: Look, were just friends now! Okay? Why would I do anything stupid?
Monica: (To Chandler) Did you hear that?! They bumped them up to first class because they are on their honeymoon! Come on! Lets act like were on our honeymoon.
Phoebe: No. (opens the box) wh - get off your sister! Oh my god, what are we gonna do? We have 7 rats. So what if each of them has 7 rats? And then each of those have 7 rats? That's like ... (starts counting with her fingers) That's math I can't even do! What are we gonna do?
Joey: Hey-hey guys, hey! How about we settle this over a friendly game of Fireball? Huh? I'll go unhook the smoke detectors!
ROSS: Well, this was fun. Uh, we should really do it again sometime, wha'dya say? Ok. Alright so I've got him.
ROSS: Open up. We want to talk to you.
Ross: So where are we going next?
Nancy: Rachel we tried to quit, but it was too hard!
Rachel: What?! We can't do that!
Phoebe: Of course we can. Congratulations. (they hug, but Joey shakes his head.) Yay! (she gestures Joey to come and join in) Joey...
Monica: Phoebe, listen. You were with me, and we were shopping all day.
Rachel: (on the phone) No, no, no, Im looking at a purchase order right here and it clearly states that we ordered the Rivera bikini in a variety of sizes and colours. And.... (listens) What does it matter, what Im wearing?! Can I please speak to your supervisor? (listens) Thank you. (to Sophie) Were holding.
Joey: We cant watch that! I mean thats Phoebe!
Joey: Oh, so we didn't win, but it's fun to play the game, right?
Ross: We think Chandler might be having an affair.
Phoebe: Oh absolutely. Shall we say, around seven?
Monica: There's nothing we can do. You erased the message!
Joey: Ooh, hey, I know how we can decide! All right, uh, I'm gonna ask you a bunch of questions and then you have to answer real fast. Okay? So uh, clear your mind Clear it right out! Clear it out! Clear!
CHANDLER: Yeah. So do we need to hug here or. . .
Chandler: Oh that was yours? Uh, yeah, we used it when the duck was throwing up caterpillars.
Phoebe: Okay. Okay! Well okay, who do we know thats coming? Me. Are you?
Monica: Hes got something plastic lodged in his throat, weve got to go to the hospital.
Ross: (not wanting to tell her) Uh-oh, uh-oh, the laundry's done. It's, uh, it's a song. The laundry song that we sing. (singing) Uh-oh the laundry's done, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Kyle: Oh, oh, I thought we were just talking.
JOEY: Really. Why can't we just get some pizzas and get some beers and have fun?
Ross: Oh God, here we go!
Monica: Ok. Great. I am so glad that you are here. We’re really excited about getting this process started.
[We see a shot of Jack stuffing his face with food. Some dream hunk!]
Chandler: Well, uh, we can talk about that too Pheebs.
Emily: Weve only known each other for six weeks!
Chandler: We dont have to come up with this now.
Pete: Okay, thats great, but can we make it smaller? Can we make it fit on the head of a pin? I love when we make things fit on the head of a pin.
Chandler: Hey, yknow what? Why dont we think about changes we can make in the living room?
Monica: Okay, I've broken them down into categories. Okay, we have uh, we got holidays, birthdays, candids, y'know And then what I've done is I've cross-referenced them by subject. Right? So if you're looking up, oh let's say birthdays and dogs, you get Photo 152. See? (Hands her the photo.)
Rachel: So what should we do? Should we start looking for a new place?
Mark: Um, y'know, before we go ah, theres something I need to say.
Janine: Well I did. I really did. And you guys, Ive got to say, Im sorry if I was a little weird after the last time we went out. I guess I was just nervous or something.
CHANDLER: So, we gettin' a fish?
Ross: No, no, no just do it. Go in there and pick something out so we can go.
Monica: What? We took a walk, nothing happened. I can back with nothing all over me.
Phoebe: That you like, (snappily confronting Joey over the heads of the knitting circle) we get it. You like her. Great!
Rachel: Mon, honey youre not dying. Im just moving out. Yknow, I mean were gonna see each other all the time.
PHOE: And we did.
Joey: Excuse me, could we get an egg over here, still in the shell? Thanks.
Phoebe: It was really sweet. The last thing she said to me was; "Okay dear, you go get the eggs and I'm gonna get the yogurt and we'll meet at the checkout counter." And y'know what? We will meet at the checkout counter.
Whitney: Well, I went over to Kyles last night to pick up a few things and we got to reminiscing
Chandler: You know what just occurred to me? This could be our last Thanksgiving just the two of us. I mean, we could be getting a baby soon!
Rachel: Look! This is ridiculous. We should be packing you!! (She knocks over Monica, grabs a box, and runs into the kitchen.)
Chandler: Hes being silly, because he knows that we enjoy the silliness!
Phoebe: Yeah, umm thats Whitney (Points), Kyles ex-wife out there, now do you think that you can yknow divert her so that we can slip out?
Rachel: I can do that. I certainly did it when we were going out.
Monica: No! Thats where we keep the canned goods! Have you completely forgotten everything you learned at orientation?
Rachel: (out loud): We have apple cinnamon...
Chandler: Could be. I mean technically she did strip, we just, we just missed it. (Walks towards the bedroom.) Maam, are you also a stripper?