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Monica: Yeah with Chandler not getting paid, we could really use 300 million dollars.
Rachel: Yeah me too. oh! I have an idea. Why don't we all pitch in 50 bucks, we'll pool our money together and then if we win, we'll split it!
Ross: Oh oh, we think Emma is about to start talking so we're trying to be careful about what words we use in front of her.
Ross: Yeah, uh... and then I figured after you win, we could all go out to the balcony and see a night rainbow with gremlins dancing on top of it!
Monica: Hey that reminds me, I thought we could use some extra luck so I brought a wishbone home from work.
Phoebe: Oh can I? Vegetarians never get to do the wishbone. It's really not fair either! You know, just because we don't eat the meat doesn't mean we don't like to play with the carcasses!
Monica: Right! .. but we "know" what you're wishing for!
Monica: I understand, but you're wishing for what we think you're wishing for, aren't you?
Ross: You know what, I'm sure your wish is gonna come true, but, you guys - just in case, maybe a genie will come out if we rub this lamp! (rubs lamp, stops because it's very hot) Ah!! That thing gets hot!!
Rachel: You know, Ross, just keep making your jokes. How are you gonna feel if we actually do win?
Chandler: Well you wouldn't, but we own the paper, we can print whatever we want.
Chandler: Ok, so now that you're in, what are you gonna do if we win?
Joey: Ooh, ooh, I know! We should pool all own money and buy the Knicks!
Ross: Oh, I've gotten into the habit of calling Rachel "Mommy" when we're around Emma. Which I now realize we are not ...
Ross: Although if we're gonna do that, we should probably call me "Daddy" too.
Monica: Ok, here we go. We need to sort out the tickets as quickly as possible to see if we've won. So does anybody have any ideas how to organize this? (doesn't let them answer) Ok, how about this: we divide them into 6 groups of 40, and the remaining 10 can be read by whoever finishes their pile first.
Ross: I can't believe this, I thought we were all in this together!
Joey: I was with you the whole time we were in Connecticut, when did you even get those?
Monica: No, no! We should divide them up (picks up the bowl) and I should get extra because we used my card to buy them!
Phoebe: If we are not doing it together, we're not doing it at all! So, say goodbye to your tickets! (She holds out the bowl, and makes as to drop the tickets on the street).
Monica: Phoebe, we lost half of them.
Phoebe: So, what? Monica, we have the winning ticket! My psychic said I was gonna win, remember?
Chandler: Ok, here we go! (he pushes the play button)
Rachel: (To Ross) You know what? We should call my mum's house and say goodnight to Emma before she goes down.
Chandler: Yeah, you know, I really thought I deserved it. (pause) But... let's go win the lottery... I mean, we still have 130 chances to win, right?
TV: "Here we are, the official Powerball numbers! We have 53"
Ross: Oh, we have one too!!
Monica: We are on a roll, people!!
TV: "And number 29! Here we go! The Powerball is 7"
Steve: Chandler, hi! I'm sure you've heard we filled the three positions. We just felt that with your maturity and experience, you wouldn't be happy being someone's assistant.
Joey: Well, before, with the wishbone... I didn't wish we would win the lottery, I wished you'd get the job.
Rachel: You know what? There is a little part of me that really thought we were gonna win.
Phoebe: We won.
Phoebe: We won!
Chandler: Wow, you'd think we should get that over 20 years or go for the big payout.
Phoebe: It's not all mine. We all get 50 cents.
Phoebe: Okay, (starts to pack up her stuff) fine. Come dinosaur, were not welcome in the house of no imagination.
Phoebe: Were in the bathroom!
Rachel: Were having a girl.
Rachel: (grabbing Phoebe) Okay. Well be right back. (They go into her office and she closes the door.)
Phoebe: Wow! And Im a vegetarian! All right, all right, well Im sorry, well put some ice on it.
Ross: We live together. Youre having our baby. Im not gonna see anybody else. Are you-are you sure you dont want something more?
Ross: (chases her) Oh yeah, yeah? Well uh, when we were going out, I read tons of porno magazines! (Realizes a table of women overheard him.) (To that table.) Sup?
Chandler: And here we go
Ross: Yeah. The bartender said that they split up into two search parties, the herbivores and the carnivores. (pause) You know, we as a group are not the coolest.
Joey: Hey. Can, uh, can we help you?
Monica: This is so great! This is exactly how we set the plates at the restaurant.
Joey: Yeah, you've been avoiding her ever since we started going out. Look, I made an effort to like Janice, now I think it's your turn to make an effort to like Kathy by going out to dinner with us. Right?
Mr. Geller: Im sorry we cant store your childhood things anymore.
Ross: Shh! (Laughs then composes himself) Of course, why dont we go inside?
Ross: Y'know if we ever go to war and youre captured, youre in for a big surprise.
Phoebe: Oh my God, I remember now! We were playing chess!
Gunther: We have red bagels.
Chandler: Oh-no, yknow with Gandolf wed be out all night!
Mr. Franklin: But we really do need to find someone up here. The work is starting to pile up. Ive got a stack of documents on my desk this high. (Holds his hand at shoulder level.)
Joey: Rach we had to get out of there because, look what I won! (He whips out the award for Best Supporting Actress that he accepted for Jessica.)
Ross: Hey. We-we look we look pretty good.
Chandler: Or we can do the actual telephone thing.
CHAN: Waitress. Got it. You guys wanna play Doom? Or we could keep doing this. What else?
Joey: Nothing. We just talked about stuff.
Rachel: Oh my God Phoebe, this is impossible! We cant do this by Friday! We have to find a place. We have to invite people! We have to get food! Theres just too much to do! Its impossible! We cant do it! We cannot do it! We cannot do it!
Chandler: Oh, great. We have to watch him do yoga in his underwear, but for this he closes the drapes!
Monica: Thats different, we were roommates! And when?!
Rachel: And so I had a lot of work to do so Ross, nice guy that he is, offered to help me out. And then we had a little wine, we got to talking, and the next thing you know out of nowhere Ross comes on to me.
Chandler: Good morning everyone, it�s nice to see our team together for the first time. Now, before we get started, are there any questions? (colleague raises hand) Yes, Ken is it?
Monica: You see, if wed gone around them like I said, weShe wouldve given us those tickets. Damnit!
Joey: Thank you all for coming. We're here today to pay respects to a wonderful agent and a beautiful woman... (Joey looks at the photograph) ..inside. As Estelle's only two clients we would like to say a few words. (Joey looks for his notes. The man next to him is chewing something.) Dude, where's my speech? (the man swallows something and looks at Joey.) That is entertaining. Al Zebooker everybody. (he applauds and Al shows that there's nothing left in his mouth.)
Ross: Or! Or, we could go to the bank, close our accounts and cut them off at the source.
Chandler: What do we do?
Sandy: Well, I guess we know who's gonna be the Grumpus... (Ross goes to the kitchen)
Monica: We were playing a game.
Bitsy: We were just chit-chatting. How's your friend?
Ursula: Yknow, wed really better get going.
Monica: (rolling towards the office) Im quitting!! Woo-hoo! (She rolls through a doorway and out of sight. We then hear a big crash, and see Monica roll past the door the other way.) Im okay!! Im all right!!
Rachel: Yeah-yeah, we never had that,
Phoebe: Well, maybe we will. (Starts to walk away.) Oh! (She turns around and the exchange information.)
Phoebe: No, were gonna paint over the sword, and replace it with a baguette.
Mr. Geller: Sweetheart, we love you just as much as Ross! Now, Im sorry about everything that happened and Id probably never be able to make it up to you, but heres a start. (He hands her a small box.)
Monica: Hey, we can take her back with you if you want.
Ross: Uhh, it was fun. We, we just had coffee.
Rachel: Thank you were so excited
Chandler: You have every reason to be upset. We did lie. But only because we've been waiting and trying to have a baby for so long. Now we don't know how long it's gonna be before we can get another chance again.
Rachel: No so were protecting her.
Ross: We love marriage!
Ms. McKenna: The numbers we are seeing New York, Chicago, and London are consistently solid, but many of our officers have reported disappointing fields.
Matt: Sometimes the dialogue itself is just so funny and youllwell be rehearsing during the week and you justwhatever-whatever the joke is; its so funny we cant get through it in rehearsal and just
RACH: We went through a lot of wine tonight, you guys. [walks over to table, holding five empty wine bottles]
Joey: Yeah, I think we said good-bye to that when we invented hammer darts.
Chandler: You know, we dont really take advantage of living in the city.
Rachel: Pete the Weeper? Remember that guy who used to cry every time we had sex. (imitating) "Was it good for you?"
Ross: Sure, we don't live there but...
Mrs. Bing: Now Chandler dear, just because your father and I are getting a divorce it doesn't mean we don't love you. It just means he would rather sleep with the house-boy than me.
Chandler: Okay, but after that, were shootin some pool.
Ross: Shhh! Were not talking.
Chandler: But, well stay here with you.
Joey: Oh, it was great! I mean we walked all around the village. We went to this ice cream place, split a milkshake, 70/30 but still And guess what, Im thinking about taking her upstate to one of those bed and breakfasts.
ROSS: That doesn't matter. She wanted to call Bob. Hey, for all we know, Bob is who she was meant to be with. You may be destroying two people's chance for happiness.
Chandler: We're not gonna have this conversation again... Look at this place. Why am I so intimidated by this guy? Pretentious art, this huge macho couch. When we know all he does is sit around all day crying about losing Monica to a real man! (laughs) You don't think he's here, do you? (Joey looks around)
Chandler: We have free porn here!!!
Ross: Hey! We totally forgot about lunch!
Monica: Oh-ho-ho, sweetie, sweetie, you gotta stop saying that, now. Its no big deal, its not even worth mentioning, you see we all do it all the time. See watch this, Ben, Ben, Ben. (goes over and starts hitting her head on the post) Ow, Monica bang! (does it again) Everybody bang. (repeats) Ben bang. (repeats) Rachel bang. (repeats) Bang, Rachel bang! Oh, isnt that fun?
JOEY: Hi, here's the deal. We lost a carseat on a bus today. It's white plastic, with a handle, and it fits onto a stroller. Oh, and there was a baby in it. He wants to talk to you again.
Amy: Oh. I was so looking forward to this. It was going to be such a beautiful Thanksgiving. We were going to have sushi.
Chandler: Yknow what? Were not sad, were not sad, were just not 21 anymore. Yknow? Im 29 years old, damnit! And I want to sit in a comfortable chair, and watch television and go to bed at a reasonable hour!
Susan: Oh, that's so... (Susan hugs Carol, they giggle, Ross steps away) It really is...do we know...?
Ross: Oh, no! No-no! No, I tired! But I couldnt. Thats why Im here. Maybe we could attack them together? (He glares at him.) That-thats a no.
Phoebe: No-no-no! We haven't started yet. Where's Alice?
Rachel: I don't know, I'm not trying to do anything, it's just, we have such a good time when we're together, you know... I mean, aren't you just a... little curious... (insinuating) what that would be like?...
Receptionist: Were actually at the end of one of our research cycles, so were not looking for applicants right now.
Monica: You better believe he's tired, after the day we had! If you know what I mean. You know what I mean?
Ross: Alright, ok, let's do it. (Ross sits down at the desk and they all gather around him) Uhm, I know we start by discussing the shortcomings of carbon dating... uhm, and then, then I move on to what is clearly the defining moment of the Mesozoic era, the breakup of Pangea, hello! (Rachel and Joey look confused) And then, there's the... eh... there's the overview of the Triassic.
Mona: Cant we just ask her to go?
Rachel: Well, we were just talkin about you guys gettin married and how great it is.
Chandler: So where are we on the whole going back to the place where they have all the marriages thing? I love you.
Rachel: Guess who we ran into today?!
Phoebe: Are there anymore from the good batch? Cause we could just work off of those.
Joey: All right well, yknow I guess we know what we have to do to get down.
Monica: Youre not dressed yet?! Were supposed to start having fun in 15 minutes!
Phoebe: I dunno, lets see! So, okay, I dreamt that we were gonna get married, and he left, becuz he had to go fight a fire. And, um, so okay, I went to a night club, and I saw him making out with a girl.
Ross: (in his head) All right, keep going. We are phasing the accent out, phasing it out. So without out re-testing the results in the laboratory (pronounced the British way) the team would never have identified (British) the initial errors in their carbon dating analysis (British). Were there any questions at this point? (One student raises his hand.) Yes. (Points to him.)
Joey: Well, now we got a reason.
Chandler: We have to leave for New York in an hour.
Chandler: So you knew we were gonna miss the movie!
Rachel: I feel like were the only two people in the world. (She sets down her wine class, picks up a walnut, and knocks another one on the floor.) Oops. Sorry. (She reaches down to pick it up and Ross hands it to her. Ross is hiding under the couch and causes Rachel to scream.)
JOEY: Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. We live in the building by the uh sidewalk.
Phoebe: Bye! (Phoebe goes over and joins Monica on the couch.) We said good-bye at the door so as not to flaunt our new love.
Monica: Yes, thank you so much. And again, were so sorry. We could not feel worse about it.
Chandler: Let me get this straight. I called yesterday trying to cancel my reservation and I was told it was not refundable, then we drove six hours all the way up here and now you tell me that we don't have a reservation?
Mike: Excuse me, hi. I was hoping I would run into you. Can we talk?
Kyle: we talked through most of the night and we realized that the reason we were so angry at each other was because there are still feelings there. So (Pause)
Ross: Well, well to sum up, were having fun, you look young.
Chandler: Okay, so thats it, everybody knows! Its official, were moving in together. No turning back. Are ya scared? Are ya?
Ross: Rach, we gotta go.
Joey: Thats not gonna happen. No. (Looks up) Because we have a new deal!
Chandler: Well this is great! Ill give you a call! We should do it again sometime!
Dr. Long: Well do a quick check.