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Monica: Okay, guys, listen, don't forget that tomorrow is the day that Emily gets married again, so whatever we do, just try to really keep Ross's mind off of it.
Phoebe: Monica, I'm sorry I didn't come by last night. I was out with Gary; he let me ride around with him in his cop car. We saw and prevented crimes.
Monica: Hey! Oh, I'm so glad you're home, I thought tonight we could finally organize these photos!
Monica: Okay, I've broken them down into categories. Okay, we have uh, we got holidays, birthdays, candids, y'know And then what I've done is I've cross-referenced them by subject. Right? So if you're looking up, oh let's say birthdays and dogs, you get Photo 152. See? (Hands her the photo.)
Rachel: So all we have is ice?
Emily: (on answering machine) Hello Ross? It's Emily. (Rachel runs back into the room with the tequila.) I know this is out of the blue but uh, I'm getting married tomorrow. Well, maybe I am. I keep thinking about you and I'm wondering if-if we made a mistake giving up so fast. Are you thinking about me? Of course you're not, but if you are, call me tonight. Okay, bye.
Ross: So where are we going next?
Gary: This witness won't return my calls so we're gonna see if we can surprise him coming home.
Chandler: Sur-surprise him? We're not, we're not gonna make anybody mad are we?
Monica: Well thank God you were here! I mean, we have to erase that!
Rachel: What?! We can't do that!
Monica: We have too! I mean what if Ross's hears that and then calls her back and then they get back together? Is that what you want? Ross back with that controlling, neurotic, crazy Emily? The Emily that wouldn't let him see you?
Monica: All right, I guess we should go.
Rachel: No, Monica! Monica! We have to fix this!
Monica: There's nothing we can do. You erased the message!
Rachel: Yeah well unless we tell him.
Ross: Pheebs, we had the most incredible night! Okay, so, we're in the car
Gary: Hey Joe, you ever think about joining the force? We could use a guy like you.
Ross: Okay, okay, we were on the ride along with Gary, right?
Rachel: Wow, y'know if Joey and Chandler walked in right now, we could make a fortune! (Monica is straddling Rachel and holding her arms down. In a rather risqu� pose, at least for primetime TV.)
Rachel: Dont worry, were just gonna search here for an hour, them were gonna go over to Joeys and search, OK?
Monica: No. I think we learned that from the sugarlips incident. I'm gonna get some tea.
Joey: (angrily) Yeah? Maybe we should talk about that for a little while!
Joey (to Rachel): Dude, chill! (to Ross) Okay, we also kissed in Barbados, but we didn't plan it, okay? And the only reason that that happened was because I saw you kissing Charlie.
Monica: Where were you? We were supposed to meet in the wine cellar?
Tag: Then we went to this bar and he hooked us up with all these women!
Ross: What?! No! No! Wait! Youre right, this is stupid. Who cares what people think? I mean, I mean we like each other right? Theres nothing wrong with that. Come on. (They get up and go over to the table where his colleagues are sitting.) Burt? Lydia? Mel? This is Elizabeth.
Phoebe: I cant. I cant. She dumped me, I mean I totally trusted her and then one day it was Okay, bye Pheebs gone. Y'know what the saddest part is, when we were playing together, that was like the most fun Ive ever had in like all my lives.
Rachel: Do we have to tell her?
Mrs. Geller: We might still have some money, if your father didnt think it was a good idea to sell ice over the Internet.
David: Where the story was that I was anticipating that I would be around to hear my sons first words spoken. But the scene was about that he wasnt supposed to be able to speak and, uh for some reason when we started doing the show
[Scene: The moment we waited for has finally arrived. Its time for Monica and Chandlers wedding. Weve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, weve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm.]
Chandler: Were trying to get pregnant. (They start kissing, but Chandler stops it.) Yknow Im not really comfortable doing this in front of the babies. So, when do you want to start trying?
Ross: Yeah. It wouldve been good if we had gotten in, but still real fun.
Monica: I know!! (calls him) (on phone) Chip? Hi! Its Monica. (listens) Kay. (listens) Kay. (listens) Okay. (listens) Okay, good-bye. (hangs up) Oh my God, we just had the best conversation!! (goes into her room as Rachel enters)
Monica: Okay, while were waiting for these pills to kick in, Im gonna sit you down on the couch. Come on. (Phoebe gets up and goes with her.) Get some nice soft pillows under your head, Im gonna turn the TV on and you can watch whatever you want. And ImSit down(She sits down on the couch)gonna make you some tea. And then, Im gonna rub your feet.
Joey: (stepping in and knocking the man over) Hey, if we know it can we have candy?!!
WAITER: Are we ready to order?
Chandler: Well, it's just with uhm, work and the stress of adoption, we just don't feel like we have the energy. Plus, we don't think it's fair that every year the burden falls on us.
Chandler: Yknow Im-Im really glad we decided not to sleep together before the wedding.
Phoebe: That is nice and were done. TADA!
Joey: Hey-hey, Pheebs, check it out, we already learned a song. (To Rachel) Ready? One, two, three, four...
Phoebe: (to Monica) Anyway, Im going out with Sergei again tonight, and um, could you come and be the translators date? So that when we, its time for our alone time, you two could split off. Y'know, hes really, hes kinda cute.
Rachel: So I don't go back to work for another four weeks, but we would like our nanny to start right away, so that Emma could get a chance to know her.
Rachel: Oh no! Yes! Of course, I know that! I justI meant yknow are you still a We or are you just You?
Ross: Oh yeah it will! Come on, up! Up-up-up! Up! Yes! Here we go! Pivot! (They start up the stairs again. Chandler is between the couch and the wall now.) Pivot! Piv-ot! Piv-et!! Piv-ett!!! Piv-et!
Ross: We were on a break!!! Okay!! (grabs the phone) We were, we were..., (calms down) yeah. Where are you? Ill find you. (hangs up)
Monica: Shhh! We just got her to go to sleep
Chandler: Well, I think I judged her too quickly, and this time we were able to take the relationship to the next level.
Cookie: Hey. What are we drinkin over here.
Monica: See? This is exactly why Im making this candy. We can learn their names and get to know our neighbors.
Phoebe: (interrupts him) No, no, we don't really have time for this right now. Okay, we have to keep Chandler away from my bedroom.
MIKE: (Entering the apartment) I, I was just thinking about how much more we have to talk about.
Rachel: No-no, that wasnt me! (To Joshua) Well, we should get started. Let me show you my underwear. (Joshua turns at that) The selection of underwear we carry.
(We see Tommy go into Joey and Chandlers apartment)
Monica: It was so wild. We told them we were the Gunnersens in room six fifteen. Only to find out the Boston Celtics had taken over the entire sixth floor!
Monica: Do you realize this is probably the last time well all be here in the coffee house as six single people?
Joey: Ah yeahwait a second now! Look were gonna have to set a spending limit on the date. I dont have the money to take her to a fancy place like that.
Joey: Hey Chandler. Come on in. Were knitting pot holders.
Rachel: What if, um, if he calls his own cell phone to find out who found it and I answer and we start talking and we fell in love. I mean wouldn't that be a great story? Kind of like a fairy tale for the digital age.
Kate: Yeah, I guess. Look, what are we gonna do about this scene, huh?
CHANDLER: I'm just saying that sometimes we like to do stuff that costs a little more.
Joey: Well maybe we just take that one away. (Picks it up and throws it away.)
CHANDLER: We came over as soon as we saw.
Phoebe: Uh Joey, were trying to dial down the crazy.
Chandler: Ok. So if we both had Emma and I die <knocks on table> she'd have to give her up.
Phoebe: Ok. Do we have to talk like that then they're not around? (She sees Rachel) Oh, no, no! Listen, is there someone who can fill in for me?
BIG BULLY: Maybe we didn't make it clear enough.
Monica: Did you not hear where my head was? Come on! Come on were a team! Were in this together!
Tag: Yknow, Im actually glad Phoebe called. (He pulls out a stool and Rachel sits down.) I know we broke up because you thought I wasnt mature enough, but Ive really grown up and think we should get back together.
Ross: Yes! Thats where we realized we were both super cool people!
Rachel: Oh, I dont know. I guess we have to eat.
Joey: You own the room. (She smiles and stares longingly into his eyes.) We should probably get-get uh
TV: "Here we are, the official Powerball numbers! We have 53"
Joey: Yeah, we haven't dropped it in (Looks to Ross.)
Tommy: I think were here.
Kathy: Okay. Understanding a little more why you're single. Ohh! Y'know, I have a friend you would like, she's really pretty. And then we could double date!
The Man: Were waiting for the candy. (Yelling at the door.) Bring out the candy!
Ross: Yep, we got it, we got it. (To Charlie) Thank you so much.
Joey: Which were still keeping under our hats!
Monica: (laughing with Ross) We don't, we don't wrestle now.
Ross: Sending out a holiday card, together, I mean I just dont know if were really quite there yet.
Chandler: Because... that way... we can pick up where we left off.
Mrs. Geller: Jack, is it all our fault? Were we bad parents?
Joey: Oh, I know how we can decide. Phoebe, show him your game!
Monica: We have to do this. We are playing for women everywhere. Okay, just think about every lousy date that you ever had, okay, every guy who kept on the TV while youre making out...
Monica: Honey, we were at this beautiful place, and I-I-I just put our names down for fun! I mean, whats the harm in that?
Joshua: Wow! Uhh, Rachel uhh, youre a real special lady, but my divorce isnt final yet and, and, and weve been on four days, so Im thinking "No, but thanks."
Phoebe: Ok well, before you do, I know we weren't supposed to get you going away presents, (she takes something out from her pocket) but I do have something for you.
Rachel: Okay. Okay. (They sit down.) I think we can do this if we just get organized. All right? We have two days to plan this party. We just need to make fast decisions! Okay? All right, where are we gonna have it?
Chandler: You wanna see if we still have it?
Ross: (pause) Not on the ones we sent out.
Rachel: Oh Joey, Im so happy things worked out for us that were having this baby together. I love you so much.
Joey: That would be Casey. Were going out tonight.
Rachel: Shes actually very sweet and we used to be very close.
Monica: Alright, well, this does not change anything. (to Chandler) Okay, we need to get something to grease the sides of his face.
Monica: We are pretty good.
Joey and Chandler: We already knew that! (they hug)
Monica: We said at the movies, but
Rachel: Yeah, I guess. I-I I mean, do-do you think were ever gonna have that?
Rachel: Okay. Okay. Okay. Umm, maybe you can start with, "Chandler, even though we were friends; there was a part of me that always knew I wanted more."
Joey: (reading from the script) Well, you must be new here. Why don't we get a table and I'll buy you a drink.
Doug: Bing my boy, were gonna get you over this. Now heres the plan, grab your coat, were going to a strip club.
Ross: Should we send something?
The Head Librarian: We are aware of the problem you are referring too. (He turns to look at the previous librarian.) But as far as increasing security, Im afraid the library is very understaffed. I, I cant help you.
Chandler: Oh its been going on way to long now. Yknow, I mean the first time he said it we were just passing each other in the hallway, so I didnt say anything. And then the next time he said, "Hey Toby, do you want a donut?" And I-I wanted a donut. And now its five years later, the donuts gone and Im still Toby.
Chandler: (To Monica) Well, now we have one of each! (To the doctor) And that's enough!
CHAN: Look, maybe we should go?
Phoebe: No, we can go together! Just dont wait too long though, okay? Cause Im outta here sometime before Friday.
Rachel: Sure, you know what? Come on, well just tell them that there was like a problem with like the "engine".
Phoebe: I dont want to go into the whole thing, but umm, we have words and I kill him.
Ross: Yeah, we thought we had a monkey, but we-we didn't.
Monica: Yeah, but we haven't heard a thing from the adoption agency and it has been weeks!
Joey/Drake: Can you really live the rest of your life never knowing what we could have been?
The Guys: We will. (they dont move)
Susan: Yes, I'm familiar with the concept. We can just look for it.
Rachel: Oh, were leaving. Bye Kash.
Girl: We learned how to dance.
Chandler: (to Rachel) You know what I just realized? We have no idea what we're doing in the wedding tomorrow.