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Chandler: And we just sit here. I mean if I die the only way people would even know I was here, would be by the ass print on this chair! Look, we have to do something. Okay? Something huge!
Joey: (snaps his fingers) We could climb Mt. Everest!
Joey: No-no-no-no-no, I saw an ad for this video, people climb that thing everyday! We could totally do that!
Chandler: Were going to Everest! Okay, it would be nice to leave an ass print on Everest!
Joey: Were gonna climb Mt. Everest!
Joey: We could get that Everest video though.
Chandler: Yeah, we could do that without yknow risking our lives at all!
Joey: And while were down at the video store, you know what else we could rent? Die Hard! (Chandlers excited.) Oh, yknow what? I just remembered, that Everest thing is only available through mail order.
Chandler: But Ill tell you something. One of these days were get off of our buts and rent Die Hard again!
Joey: Yeah we are!
Emily: If anyone asks, well just say Ben addressed them. (Looking through the envelopes.) Oh! So you invited Rachel then?
Ross: Wait-wait-wait, do you, do you think, maybe we shouldnt invite her?
[And with that we start off on a series of clips from the entire history of Ross and Rachel, from Rosss point of view. The first clip is from The Pilot.]
Rachel: I dont know, I dont know. Urrrgh! Look, maybe we should take a break.
Chloe: Do I know why were rushing?
Rachel: ...the way you owned up to everything, it just showed me how much youve grown. Y'know? I mean my Mom never thought this would work out. It was all, Once a cheater, always a cheater. Ooh, I just wish we hadnt lost those four months, but if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective...
Ross: WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!!!
Joey: Dont worry man, I get to bring a guest. Well show him.
Monica: Were hanging out.
Chandler: See, maybe thats the one we shouldve actually hidden.
Chandler: This isnt one of those uh, yknow "If she doesnt come, we-we dont, we dont come?" Right? Because I already bought my ticket
[And with that, we go into another set of clips, this time from Rachels point of view.]
Rachel: It was like months ago. We were walking by this antique store, and I saw this pin in the window, and I told him that it was just like one my grandmother had when I was a little girl. Oh! I can't believe he remembered!
Ross: But we haven't seen each other since then. Well I land in China, guess who's in charge of the dig.
Rachel: Y'know I cant believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
Ross: You know what, you guys, we don't have to watch this.
All: Oh yeah we do. C'mon.
Mr. Geller: Wait, how do you zoom out? (zooms out and we see an extremely overweight Monica eating a big sandwich) There she is.
Joey: I bet we could get videos of all the sites, get a VCR in our hotel room... we'd never even have to go outside!
Chandler: If we do that, we gotta get Die Hard.
JOEY: And you feel like we hold you back.
Phoebe: Or...or we can chant and dance around naked, you know, with sticks.
Phoebe: Ooh ooh, we have a live one!
Phoebe: (Grabs the pictures) Oh! Here we all are! Yeah, there's Ross and Joey and you and me. (She picks up a magic marker and draws herself in. Monica can't watch.)
Joanna: You tell your friend Chandler that were definately broken up this time.
Joeys Sister: Finally, I thought wed never be alone. Can I just tell you something, I have not stopped thinking about you since the party. (kisses him)
Ross: Alright. (He goes to get the glasses. Then he hesitates and turns off the main light. Rachel looks round and he acts surprised) The, uh, the neighbours must be vacuuming. (He sits down and starts to pour the wine) Well, so long as we're here and, uh, not on the subject, I was thinking about, uh, how mad we got at each other before, and, um, I was thinking maybe it was partially because of how we, um...
Chandler: I dont know. Should we try it?
Rachel: Oh! Im sorry! Are we having an 89-year-old? How about Dayton?
Ross: Yes. I mean, its what we always planned. And if you have a plan, you should stick to it. Thats why they call them plans. Hello? (Pause) Im fine.
Ross: Yes, yes, fine, that is my penis. Can we be grown-ups now?
CAROL: Anyway, we'd like you to come, but we totally understand if you don't want to.
Monica: Thats what we used to call your ah, your motorcycle in high school. Y'know how a motorcycle is a Chopper, and youre Chip. Nevermind.
Monica: Well umm, I was thinking that maybe we could come up with a system where we trade of being maid of honor for each other. Like hypothetically, if Phoebe were mine
Kiki: Well, we were in the city shopping, and your mom said you work here, aaand it's true!
Chandler: If you get this one, we buy everybody here a steak dinner!
Joey: Can we please turn this off?
Joey: But hey, thanks for teachin' us Cross-Eyed Mary. You guys, we gotta play that at our regular game.
Chandler: (with his arm all the way under the cushion, moving it around) This reminds me of a very specific part of the tape. (Chandler puts the tape in, and they all sit down) Okay, here we go.
Monica: Oh that's cute! We really all enjoyed it. But y'know, it doesn't count.
JOEY: Can we drop this? I am not interested in the guy's apartment.
Phoebe: Uh, we were at the Spelling Bee!
ROSS: So, listen guys, are we uh, are we ok here?
Joey: Yeah, here we are. Uhh I I think Im falling in love with you.
Chandler: Hang up, hang up. And that was a great movie! (Monica hangs up) I'm so gonna get back at Ross... oh yeah, this will show him, here we go (starts typing something).
Bobby: You bet I am! (To Joey) And to answer your earlier question, were straight-up gangster rap. (Joey shakes his head as if hes about to lose it.)
Rachel: You know what? I don't want to be with them either, but it's Thanksgiving and we should not want to be together, together. (Goes to unlock the door)
Mrs. Waltham: Were very sad that it didnt work out between you and Emily, monkey. But, I think youre absolutely delicious.
Mrs. Geller: We know how expensive weddings can be, besides this may be the only wedding we get to throw (patting Monica on the shoulder.).
Ross: Oh hey, hey, huh, how about this weekend we have a laser disc marathon okay, and maybe a tournament on my new dart board? Huh, huh, what do you think? (in an Irish accent) Two days of darts, itll be great!
Phoebe: No look, weve apologized twice! I cant do anymore than that. I know you hate it when people are mad at you but you just have to be okay with it.
RACHEL: (after a pause with everyone staring at her, she goes up to the microphone) Ya, know what Barr, I'm not gonna leave. I probably should, but I'm not, see 'cause I promised myself that I would make it through at least *one* of your weddings (da-doom-chesh). See now, tonight, all I really wanted was to make it though this evening with a little bit of grace and dignity. Well (laughing), I guess we can all agree that's not gonna happen. There's nothing really left to say except....(starts singing) "Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl. With yellow feathers (band joins in), feathers in her hair, and a dress cut down to there. She would..."
Rachel: Well, Ross, we were worried about you. We didn't know how you were going to react.
Phoebe: Okay. (Starts to spin) Ooh, y'know we could just do this. (She stops at Chandler)
Danielle: Listen uh, maybe we could get together later?
Phoebe: You guys, we said we were gonna have fun! Come on, hey, remember the time (She starts laughing hysterically.) You dont remember?
Joey: Not like we used to. Remember? You and me used to be inseparable. Yknow now its like things are different.
Ross: Okay, okay, we were on the ride along with Gary, right?
Phoebe: Whered you get too? We lost you after you opened up all the presents.
Dr. Leedbetter: We want you to speak to a psychiatrist.
Ross: Yeah, laugh all you want but in ten minutes were gonna have younger looking skin!
Joey: (to Lorraine) We can't do that.
Russell: And well need you and Rachel to testify before a judge.
RACHEL: OK, here we go. Honey, I'm sorry, they were all out of apple pie, someone just got the last piece.
Joey: (on machine) Hey Ross. Its Joey. Theres a hooker over here and we thought maybe youd know something about it.
Rachel: Ohh, wait a minute, we havent pre
Chandler: Thats okay Pheebs, were not having a party or anything, so you dont have to get us
Rachel: What-wh-what so well just stay married forever?!
Monica: Come in! Come in! (Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe burst through the door.) Were engaged!!!
Monica: Look, all were trying to say is, dont let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.
Janice: (laughs) Look how nervous he gets! We havent slept together in years! (Laughs again.)
Rachel: No! Come on its late, were not gonna go down to the office.
Rachel: Oh we justwe drove each other crazy!
Phoebe: That is so sweet. But don't you think it's a little too soon? I mean there's so much we don't know about each other.
Rachel: The job is in Paris. (we see Ross stare in disbelief)
The Fireman: We found your fire alarm in the trash chute.
Joey: Okay! Here we go. Pillow.
Ross: Look, we do not repel women OK? That is completely untrue.
Rachel: All right honey, we'd better go if we wanna catch that movie.
Benjamin: No! I'm sorry, we were looking for "Baby It's You". Baby It's You.
JOEY: Ok, um, uh, we three feel like, that uh, sometimes you guys don't get that uh, we don't have as much money as you.
Chandler: We just finished this magnificent Thanksgiving dinner. I have--and I remember this part vividly--a mouthful of pumpkin pie, and this is the moment my parents choose to tell me they're getting divorced.
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, Chandler slowly closes the door, and we hear Rachel from the living room.]
Rachel: Okay, well, that's one less thing we have to do on Monday.
Paula: Waitwait.. we talking about the coyotes here? All right, a cow got through!
Matt: (everyone laughs) And then it was like four takes later before we could get through it with a straight face.
Phoebe: Thats short for Phoebe?! I thought that was just what we called each other!
Monica: Okay, I will. Remember that thing that we just discussed that you wanted to do?
Chandler: Pheebs, were not giving you a deposit for our wedding!
Ross: Gunther. (To Chandler) Hey-hey! Why dont we put them on? Yknow get a picture of Batman and James Bond together.
["Looks Like We Made It" starts playing and we enter a whole sequence of Marcel and Ross having fun in the city.]
Chandler: Yeah that was great. That was really great! But to tell you the truth, I'm more excited about where we are right now.
Chandler: Yknow when I said that because were getting married that we should share everything and not have any secrets?
Joey: (entering with Chandler) Morning. We ready to go?
Ross: Yes, we did, everything's A-OK!
Mr. Geller: Well you kids talk about this place so much, we thought wed see what all the fuss is about.
Joey: Oh, well we watch it a second time and its Die Hard 2!
Monica: And so, were hiding in the bathroom.
Monica: I know. Lets try a look of far off wonderment. Okay, well-well gaze into our future and well think about our marriage and the days to come. (Chandler is still not getting it.) Chandler! What is the matter with your face?! I mean this picture is supposed to say "Geller and Bing to be married," not "Local woman saves drowning moron!" (The photographer laughs.) Hey! Dont laugh at him! Hes my drowning moron!
Rachel: Ohh Oh, honey here. Take it all. (Pours the entire large bowl into her bag and closes the door.) Monica! We need more candy?
Chandler: No, were just four people with neck problems. You talk like this. (Out of the sides of their mouths.)
Joey: Well do it all, and better! Look, after tonight, Gandolf will want to party with us, dude! Come on!
Monica: Well, were still talking about it, arent we?
Chandler: (Also very excited) That sounds more fun than the thing we were going to do in Vermont!
Rachel: Well, believe it or not, it's true. When Joey and I were together, he was wonderful. He was thoughtful and mature. And for the one week that we went out, he didn't sleep with anybody else!
DR. BURKE: OK. You better. Oh God, here we go. Hey wanna see 'em go nuts? Watch this. [grabbing some wine glasses and opening the door to the party] Who needs glasses? [everyone laughs]
Alice: Weve been trying to get pregnant, uh pretty much ever since we got engaged, we thought wed get a jump on things, yknow no ones getting any younger.
Joey: Uh, Pheebs we kinda need you to drive us all up there in your grandmothers cab, but y'know what, Ill stay.
Joey: Hey! Y'know how we ah, save all those chopsticks for no reason we get when we get Chinese food?
Monica: Yes! We found you a really cute and funny guy from Chandlers work!
Rachel: Well, I guess we just find a divorce lawyer? (Looks at Ross.)
Monica: No, that's not it. It's just that when we were asking him all those questions before, I just... I just realized I don't care if he's the most perfect guy in the world... he's not you.
Monica: I cant think of anything were doing. (Quietly) Why cant I think of anything were doing?
Joey: Too long! Oh my God, Rach, I've been dying to talk to someone about this for so long! Listen, listen, we can't say anything about this to anybody, they're so weird about that! Listen (Phoebe returns and interrupts them.)
Rachel: No, no-no, its okay, calm down. Mark and I talked, and I realised how much I love your stupid brother, and, yeah, we got our problems, but I really want to make it work.
Devon: We were playing rugby.
Doctor: Start pushing. Here we go. Here come the shoulders...
Rachel: Were not gonna do this, all right? Shes just gonna think that were doin it.
Phoebe: Yeah. See, that money was for a big wedding, that we thought we didn’t want, but it turns out we do.
Ross: Hi. Im uh, Im Ross. I dont, I dont believe weve met. Im Monicas older brother.