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Chandler: And we just sit here. I mean if I die the only way people would even know I was here, would be by the ass print on this chair! Look, we have to do something. Okay? Something huge!
Joey: (snaps his fingers) We could climb Mt. Everest!
Joey: No-no-no-no-no, I saw an ad for this video, people climb that thing everyday! We could totally do that!
Chandler: Were going to Everest! Okay, it would be nice to leave an ass print on Everest!
Joey: Were gonna climb Mt. Everest!
Joey: We could get that Everest video though.
Chandler: Yeah, we could do that without yknow risking our lives at all!
Joey: And while were down at the video store, you know what else we could rent? Die Hard! (Chandlers excited.) Oh, yknow what? I just remembered, that Everest thing is only available through mail order.
Chandler: But Ill tell you something. One of these days were get off of our buts and rent Die Hard again!
Joey: Yeah we are!
Emily: If anyone asks, well just say Ben addressed them. (Looking through the envelopes.) Oh! So you invited Rachel then?
Ross: Wait-wait-wait, do you, do you think, maybe we shouldnt invite her?
[And with that we start off on a series of clips from the entire history of Ross and Rachel, from Rosss point of view. The first clip is from The Pilot.]
Rachel: I dont know, I dont know. Urrrgh! Look, maybe we should take a break.
Chloe: Do I know why were rushing?
Rachel: ...the way you owned up to everything, it just showed me how much youve grown. Y'know? I mean my Mom never thought this would work out. It was all, Once a cheater, always a cheater. Ooh, I just wish we hadnt lost those four months, but if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective...
Ross: WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!!!
Joey: Dont worry man, I get to bring a guest. Well show him.
Monica: Were hanging out.
Chandler: See, maybe thats the one we shouldve actually hidden.
Chandler: This isnt one of those uh, yknow "If she doesnt come, we-we dont, we dont come?" Right? Because I already bought my ticket
[And with that, we go into another set of clips, this time from Rachels point of view.]
Rachel: It was like months ago. We were walking by this antique store, and I saw this pin in the window, and I told him that it was just like one my grandmother had when I was a little girl. Oh! I can't believe he remembered!
Ross: But we haven't seen each other since then. Well I land in China, guess who's in charge of the dig.
Rachel: Y'know I cant believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
Ross: You know what, you guys, we don't have to watch this.
All: Oh yeah we do. C'mon.
Mr. Geller: Wait, how do you zoom out? (zooms out and we see an extremely overweight Monica eating a big sandwich) There she is.
Joey: I bet we could get videos of all the sites, get a VCR in our hotel room... we'd never even have to go outside!
Chandler: If we do that, we gotta get Die Hard.
Monica: All right guys stop it. Rachel, were very sorry that is a very insensitive thing for us to do. And yknow what? Let us make it up to you, we have two really great guys for you.
Ross: Can we, can we just forget this ever happened?
Monica: Hey! Oh, I'm so glad you're home, I thought tonight we could finally organize these photos!
Monica: Okay, can we change the topic? Because its really doing nothing for me.
Chandler: We should start with the big stuff. Yknow? That'll be the easiest. Uh, let's start with the couch. (He picks up one end and Ross doesn't help) I got it. (He moves it back to where he thinks it goes.)
ROSS: Wha, OK, I'm sorry, let's uh, why don't we find someplace else.
Rachel: Y'know, I know it's totally superficial and we have absolutely nothing in common, and we don't even speak the same language but Goooooooddddddd....
Monica: Listen, we dont have to make that a guest room, we can think of something to do with the room together.
Phoebe: How about we talk about this over dinner?
Rachel: Yeah that seems fair. We never use them.
Ross: We, we just decided to uh, to go for it.
Joey: Hey-hey-hey-hey, I can help you decide who should do it! Yeah, we could have like uh, like an audition and see how youd handle maid of honor type situations.
Rachel: Yeah me too. oh! I have an idea. Why don't we all pitch in 50 bucks, we'll pool our money together and then if we win, we'll split it!
Rachel: No, I have all of the good words. OK, fine, fine, we can switch.
RACHEL: No, I know, they're from me. Look you guys this is not good. I mean we have enough trouble with guys stealing our wind without taking it from each other.
Chandler: You roll another hard eight and we get married here tonight.
Ross: No, actually I thought about it when, when we were going out. Its how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me.
Rachel: And uh, yeah, I didnt really, I didnt want to say anything, but it kinda it just, it kinda kept coming back to me, and umm, remember we were in the casino and for some reason thought it would be funny to eat a lot of grapes. And uh, and I thought it would be funnier if we got married. So as a, as a compromise we decided first to get married, and then (Ross joins in) to eat a lot of grapes. So umm, sorry I got us into this mess.
Ross: I know. A double blind date, and we both get stood up. What are the chances?
Ross: No, youve heard my practice. Okay? Just-just give me a chance to perform for you and then decide whatever you want. And Im not going to tell you what song Im gonna play either. But uh, lets just say when its over Ill bet there will be a we bit o celebration.
Rachel: Well, we have gotta find out if hes alive.
Pete: I told you, were adding new operators all the time. Could we concentrate on my training?
Chandler: The reason we didn't tell anyone was because we didn't want to make a big deal out of it.
Chandler: Actually, no. No, it felt right. You know, it felt like uhm... I can't believe we haven't been doing this the whole time.
Monica: Okay, well, why don't we all meet upstairs in an hour?
Chandler: (chewing gum) Ah, let's see. What next? Blow a bubble. A bubble's good. It's got a... boyish charm, it's impish. Here we go.
Pete: Wait, wait, wait, wait, thats-thats what youre worried about? If thats the problem, weve got no problem.
Chandler: I cant believe we live here!
Tommy: Ooh, sorry little Mr. Chic-A-Dee, sorry you went doody in my hand! (starts to walk out and stops) (to Rachel) Well, I guess were not going out anymore. Whaa!!!
Ross: Maybe it was both of us, but we had our best friend's interest (Pauses and looks at Joey.) But we had our best friend's interest at heart.
Rachel: No, we kinda broke up instead.
Phoebe: Thanks. Okay, now go away so we can talk about you.
Rachel: Well umm, maybe we could uhh (Grabs the phone) Ah-ha! Too slow!!
Chandler: Yeah, it kinda makes that-that one night special. (Realizes something) Yknow, technically we still are over international waters.
Chandler: Well, if were gonna do that we should come up with some kind of order. Yknow alphabetically or by genre?
Rachel: Fine! Well ask Phoebe.
Rachel: what, how do we know, we never slept with you.
Chandler: Okay. Ive been thinking about it too, and I, I think were ready.
Chandler: Well, Im so confused as to what weve been doing so far
Monica: Can we have our drinks please?! WaiterUh, tress!
Joey/Drake: So what about us? Everything we feel for each other.
ROSS: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. Sorry. Sorry! Hey! Hey! I got my s's back! Which we can celebrate later. Celebrate.
Dr. Long: Thats fine, for now well just call her Baby Girl Green.
ROSS: Well, I guess we could tape Entertainment Tonight.
Joey: OK, listen Ive been on sets before, so let me give you a little advice, alright? Its a show, but were just dancing, OK? Its no big deal. The important thing to remember stay cool.
Rachel: Oh y'know what, we dont have to talk about work. We can talk about anything!
CHAN: Alright, OK, alright. But if we put on spandex and my boobs are bigger than yours, I'm goin' home.
Ross: I know. I know. But, can we please try it again? Huh? I mean, you were so close Phoebe!
Monica: We do not have one of those signs.
Ross: Well, I asked him if he wanted to eat, he said, "No." I asked him if he wanted to sleep, he said, "No." I asked him what he wanted to do, he said, "No." So, hes sweeping. (We see Ben playing with a broom and a dustpan.)
ROSS: Uh, excuse me. Evolution is not for you to buy, Phoebe. Evolution is scientific fact, like, like, like the air we breathe, like gravity.
Joey: (To Rachel) Okay, let me just get changed and we can go to dinner.
Joey: (sadly) There will come a time in each of your careers when youll have a chance to screw over another soap opera actor. I had such an opportunity in the recent, present. And Im ashamed to say that I took it, I advised a fellow actor to play a role, homosexually. Yeah, we both auditioned for the part, and uh, as it turned out, they ah, they liked the stupid gay thing and cast him. And now, hes got a two year contract opposite Susan Luchhi, the first lady of daytime television, and me, me Im stuck here teaching a bunch of people, most of whom are too ugly to even be on TV. Im sorry, Im sorry, Im sorry. (he gets a huge round of applause from his students.) Thank you.
Joey: I guess they weren't as good friends as we are.
Phoebe: What time? Maybe we can share a cab!
Ross: All right! (Checking his watch) Yes!! From home to the hospital in under seven minutes! We did it!!
BIG BULLY: Did we not make ourselves clear the other day.
Joey: I know! I mean its not like we werent cool about it.
Monica: Well, if you really think about it, I mean four days is not that long. I mean, I see you Monday before you go to work, and I see you Thursday when you get back, and I always work late on Tuesdays, so really if you think about it, it's really just one day. And well, if we can't make it one day, we've got real problems my friend.
Monica: We owe you?!
Ross: Ok, what, what...ok, what did we think it was going to be?
Chandler: (To Ross) But I think we should tell her.
Rachel: Okay, y'know what? We don't need her measurements.
Both: We can't do that. (They separate.)
PHOEBE: Oh yes. Oh and, the part about how they're always like drinking from out pool of inner power, but God forbid we should take a sip.
Chandler: We cant do this.
Rachel: Ohhh! Well of course I will watch him! We have fun, dont we Ben? (He nods yes.)
Chandler: Stop it! Were doing this! Lets do it!
Phoebe: No-no! Thats okay, well just start over. Okay? Hi! Im Phoebe.
Rachel: You know what we should all do? Go see a musical.
Ross: Were sorry.
Rachel: Okay Joey, were luffing a little bit, so could you tighten up the cunningham? (The mainsail has started to flap in the wind and has stopped working efficiently; she wants him to tighten it so that it starts working again.)
Chandler: We got some Vap-O-Rub in some places.
Chandler: Well, I was kinda hoping we could do this without him. (She starts to take off her latex gloves.) Oh no-no-no, leave the gloves on.
Phoebe: Well umm, okay we were in the market and she bent down to get some yogurt and she just never came back up again.
Issac: But, we are.
Chandler: No-no-no-no, if we let her stay, she will stay forever!
Lady: Well, we already have one offer on it, and I think the lady upstairs is goning to make another one.
Ben: What did we just finish talking about Ben?!
Chandler: Do we have to make the entire thing?
[She starts the cab and pulls forward. We hear a squish and a dog yelp.]
Rachel: All right, so we werent prepared!
Phoebe: Say we are unagi!
Emily: But, we cant go now. It looks like Rachels gonna put on a skit.
Joey: Okay, here we go. I can't do it.
Phoebe: We should help him!
Monica: Well honestly ever since we got engaged I have been waiting for something to, to flip you out.
Chandler: Yes. When Monica and I were in London, we were both in London.
The Saleslady: Were closing.
Rachel: (to Monica): Really? (out loud): Sure, we have scones left! (to Monica): OK, read them to me.
Monica: Okay, in we go.
Ross: Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Were not 13 anymore.
Rachel: Hi! Sorry- sorry we're late, we, uh, kinda just, y'know, lost track of time.
Monica: Yeah, well, Im using noise. Okay. All right! So, is everybody ready? Here we go. (She flips on the switch and a hum starts.) I hear something! I hear something! Where is it? (They all start looking until Rachel realises its Joey.)
Chandler: Oh wow, I hope you dont take this the wrong way but, I know we had plans to meet up tonight and, ugh, Im just kinda worried about what it might do to our friendship.
Joey: Okay, look, I think we have to tell Rachel she messed up her dessert.
Chandler: So did Monica tell you about this great band called the Swing Kings that were trying to get to play at the wedding?
Ross: Come on. (She gets on the bike.) All right, here we go. All right? (They start.)
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah, but yknow, I think the reason were not getting that spin right is because my apartments too small.
Chandler: Here we go. Stand up straight. (smiling) Big smile. (opens the door and both are smiling exaggeratedly)