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Chandler: And we just sit here. I mean if I die the only way people would even know I was here, would be by the ass print on this chair! Look, we have to do something. Okay? Something huge!
Joey: (snaps his fingers) We could climb Mt. Everest!
Joey: No-no-no-no-no, I saw an ad for this video, people climb that thing everyday! We could totally do that!
Chandler: Were going to Everest! Okay, it would be nice to leave an ass print on Everest!
Joey: Were gonna climb Mt. Everest!
Joey: We could get that Everest video though.
Chandler: Yeah, we could do that without yknow risking our lives at all!
Joey: And while were down at the video store, you know what else we could rent? Die Hard! (Chandlers excited.) Oh, yknow what? I just remembered, that Everest thing is only available through mail order.
Chandler: But Ill tell you something. One of these days were get off of our buts and rent Die Hard again!
Joey: Yeah we are!
Emily: If anyone asks, well just say Ben addressed them. (Looking through the envelopes.) Oh! So you invited Rachel then?
Ross: Wait-wait-wait, do you, do you think, maybe we shouldnt invite her?
[And with that we start off on a series of clips from the entire history of Ross and Rachel, from Rosss point of view. The first clip is from The Pilot.]
Rachel: I dont know, I dont know. Urrrgh! Look, maybe we should take a break.
Chloe: Do I know why were rushing?
Rachel: ...the way you owned up to everything, it just showed me how much youve grown. Y'know? I mean my Mom never thought this would work out. It was all, Once a cheater, always a cheater. Ooh, I just wish we hadnt lost those four months, but if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective...
Ross: WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!!!
Joey: Dont worry man, I get to bring a guest. Well show him.
Monica: Were hanging out.
Chandler: See, maybe thats the one we shouldve actually hidden.
Chandler: This isnt one of those uh, yknow "If she doesnt come, we-we dont, we dont come?" Right? Because I already bought my ticket
[And with that, we go into another set of clips, this time from Rachels point of view.]
Rachel: It was like months ago. We were walking by this antique store, and I saw this pin in the window, and I told him that it was just like one my grandmother had when I was a little girl. Oh! I can't believe he remembered!
Ross: But we haven't seen each other since then. Well I land in China, guess who's in charge of the dig.
Rachel: Y'know I cant believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
Ross: You know what, you guys, we don't have to watch this.
All: Oh yeah we do. C'mon.
Mr. Geller: Wait, how do you zoom out? (zooms out and we see an extremely overweight Monica eating a big sandwich) There she is.
Joey: I bet we could get videos of all the sites, get a VCR in our hotel room... we'd never even have to go outside!
Chandler: If we do that, we gotta get Die Hard.
Monica: Can we turn the TV off? Okay? Do we really want to spend the entire weekend like this?
Rachel: Ive never interviewed anyone before. Ive actually never had anyone work for me before. Although when I was a kid, we did have a maid, but this is-this isnt the same thing.
Chandler: I can't believe her! Did she tell you we were having money problems?
Rachel: What? Uhh, Phoebe, honey, honey, I know you're quirky and I get a big kick out of it, we all do actually, but if you destroy a coat like this that is like a crime against nature! Not nature, fashion!
Chandler: No, but Horny for Monica Minister called, wanting to know if we were still together.
Phoebe: Y'know what? We thought you were different. But I guess it was just the coma.
Monica: I justI cant believe that you think that you and Chandler know me and Rachel better than we know you.
Ross: Yeah, it's his, uh, innate Alan-ness that-that-that we adore.
Rachel: All right. We figured you might respond this way, so we have a backup offer.
CHANDLER: Look you have to help me out here. I thought we had a deal. I thought by the time...
Ross: Yeah, but Im your brother. Were family. Thats the most important thing in the world.
PHOEBE: Look, can't we just say that you believe in something, and I don't.
Rachel: No! No! No! No its not! No its not! Come on! Phoebe, ours is totally different! I mean we dont have the (Looks desperately for something different.) We dont have the that lamp! And-and that screen is yknow, on the other side.
Chandler: (seriously) It means that we can keep trying, but there's a good chance this may never happen for us.
Monica: Were kidding!
Director: Heres whats gonna happen. The musics gonna start, youre gonna dance, were gonna tape, you dont look at the camera. Any questions?
Rachel: Hi. (He helps her up.) Umm, I think theres something that we really need to talk about.
Rachel: Okay, well, we won that one.
Devon: So good then! Well see you at Riverside Park at 2:00! Cheers!
The A.D: Calm down, we got time, were running a little late.
Ross: So what, Joey? Wh-wh-what? What are you telling me? That theres nothing we can do? Well, how could this happen?!
Monica: Alright, here we go. We've got salmon roulettes and assorted crudites.
MONICA: It's not gonna happen. They're doing it tonight, we can do it tomorrow.
JOEY: Yeah, look, we were just saying, this whole thing is really stupid.
Rachel: (counting the place settings) How come we have one extra place setting?
Joey: Or.. we could flip a coin, and then multiply the..
Mike: Maybe, before the game we could enjoy some eight year old some small batch Basel Hadens.
Ross: She barely knows me. We just live in the same building.
Ross: Well, see? So, maybe it wasn't such a bad idea, y'know, me kissing your mom, uh? Huh? (Wags his finger at Chandler, then puts it down) But.. we don't have to go down that road.
Carol: Yes, we certainly do, it's going to be...
Joey: So I'm thinking, basically we pick it up and then we flip it.
Monica: I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Phoebe. It's just a little shorter than what we had discussed.
Rachel: No! Of course we can wait. Alright, so I guess that means good night then?
Guru Saj: Oh sure, we should see resultsWhoa!! Clearly not the way to go!! (quickly wipes it off)
Rachel: Yeah, we are definitely on Route 27.
Chandler: (to the girls) We were playing poker, alright...
Phoebe: (handing Rachel the phone) Fine all right, but Id bet youd be singing another tune if we were fighting over a ratchet.
Joey: Look, we probably should have talked to you about this before it ever happened, but..
Issac: Yeah, we are.
Chandler: Hey-hey-hey Rachel, funny thing. Actually, the ah, end zone starts at that pole, so youre five feet short, so we win!
MONICA: Leon, Leon. Shhh! Guys. Wait, I don't understand. Those steaks were just a gift from the meat vendor. That was not a kick back. I'll just replace them and we can forget the whole thing. What corporate policy? No. Yeah. All right. I just got fired.
Croupler: Coming in, we got a shooter! Money please.
Joey: Yeah. What are we getting?
Phoebe: Oh, youre such a gentleman. (Grabs his arm.) Come on! Were going to my place! (Drags him off to her place.)
Monica: Oh well, maybe we can put it in the guest bedroom.
Ross: Okay. (Closes the door.) (To Phoebe) I did divert her and we ended up having a great time! Okay?
Rachel: Well, remember how we were too drunk to remember anything the night we were married?
Rachel: If we broke up, and I lost you...
Stevens: We never get smacked.
Chandler: Now that you live next door, we can be together every day. Sid and Monica never have to know a thing.
Monica: (closing the fridge in disgust) Shoot! Were out of soda.
Chandler: We dont know what could make this go away.
Rachel: Well, it's embarrassing. People were looking at us like we were crazy.
All: Yeah! Yeah, we can!
Joey: So what if he didnt come! We can still go out and party ourselves!
Rachel: No Phoebe! You cannot get the phone that way; thats not fair! Okay look, I have an idea. Why dont we, why dont we see what kind of number he has on his speed dial, and then from that we can tell who has more in common with him. And then whoever does gets the phone.
Ross: Yeah, little change in plans. Ahh, were gonna break-up instead.
Rachel: (checking her watch) Op! We gotta go! (The girls stand up.)
Ross: (To Chandler) All right! All right! All right! (To Joey) We are fixing it.
Dr. Harad: Okay, now push! That's it push! Just concentrate on pushing! Yeah, here we go!
Rachel: When?! After the birth of our first secret child?! (To All) Ross didnt get the annulment; we are still married.
Phoebe: Oh, so, how are we doing?
Joey: No. Y'know how were always saying we need a place for the mail.
Rachel: (gasps) Oh, I just remembered. We do have something to eat. Monica put something in our oven this morning.
Joey: Ye-ye, we go to yours!
Monica: Well, Id like to but, (extremely quietly) Im not sure we have time to go.
Joey: Were playing Strip Happy Days Game!
Ross: No... No... No. I think I should stay, I think we should both know whats going on.
Rachel: (laughs) Okay. All right, stand up. (They do so.) Well, when were at the door, I lightly press my lips against his, and then move into his body just for a second, and then I make this sound, "Hmmm." Okay, I know it doesnt sound like anything, but I swear it works.
Monica: What are you talking about? We�re all together right now.
Monica: (gasps) Ohh, wow! Thats great! (Rachel and Monica hug.) Oh wow! We really have to start planning! I have, I have a lot of really specific ideas! We should probably get together like four times per week. You can come over to my place; well get together before work! What do you say, 6:30, my place? Im so excited! (Runs out leaving Rachel completely stunned and Phoebe laughing.)
Phoebe Sr.: Well, we were...
Chandler: The reason we havent told them were together is because they hate me, okay? So will you fix this?
Rachel: Well, yeah, yknow how Ross and I were on again, off again, on again, off again? I guess I just figured that somewhere down the road, we would be on again.
Chandler: Were not gonna lose to girls.
Chandler: Yeah, we have all this paperwork that needs to be filed by the end of the year. If I don't get it done, I'll be fired.
Phoebe: Yeah. (BEAT) Oh, I know what we can do. We could set Ross and Rachel up on horrible dates, so that they'll realise how good they are together.
Ross: Rachel one brunch is not gonna solve anything. You gotta face it, okay were never gonna get along.
Ross: Thats right, and thats why we celebrate Hanukkah today. The end.
Rachel: Hi! Oh, Ross, dont forget, we have that doctors appointment tomorrow!
Chandler: (interrupting him) We didnt play it!!
Phoebe: (To Ross) For what it's worth, we would have caught her if we were at the right airport.
Rachel: Well try to keep it down.
Chandler: Is that a hint? Because we love you Doctor Connelly but we don't think we'd want you to be our child! (Dr. Connelly glares at him) Wow, talking about an inhospitable environment!
Rachel: Phoebe, hi, we�re so sorry. You�re totally right. We are here one hundred per cent and we love you and we are ready to start your birthday celebration.
CHANDLER: I'm sorry we, we don't have your sheep.
Joey: Okay, all right, whew! What do you say we all clear out of here and let these two lovebirds get back down to business? (Ross turns and glares at him.) Hey-hey-hey, I-I-I'm just talking here, he-he's the one doing your sister.
Ross: Ah actually we dont. (Ross walks off)
Ross: Monicas right. Were talking about getting married here. Okay? She-she cant just rush into this.
Monica: No, you�re right. Mnya, we shouldn�t do it like this. Huch. For what it�s worth, I�m, I�m sorry. I shouldn�t have come down on you so hard about the smoking. So you had a few cigarettes, not the end of the world.
Chip: Here, we are.
Ross: Should we all expect Christmas gifts that can be stolen from your office?
Monica: It was so wild! We told em we were the Gundersons in 16
(Onstage theres a knock on the door and Kathy opens it. We dont see whats going on, only hear it.)
Chandler: Could we be more white trash?
Rachel: Yeah, and also we need more umm, drinks. Hold on a second. (Gets up but stumbles a little bit.) Whup, okay. (She makes it to the phone and picks it up, without dialing.) Hello! Vegas? Yeah, we would like some more alcohol, and y'know what else? We would like some more beers. Hello? Ohh, I forgot to dial!
Rachel: Joey, just ignore the boats all right? Were not finished with the lesson yet.
Ursula: Yeah. It wasnt a town when I got there, but it was a town when I left. (To Eric) Shall we get me really drunk?
Rachel: Umm, our situation. Yknow umm, what we mean to each other. And I mean we-were having this baby together, and we live together. Isnt that, isnt that weird?
Ross: (To Joey) Hey, you wanna get something to eat or uh, do you wanna see how long we can throw this ball back and forth? Huh?