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Chandler: And we just sit here. I mean if I die the only way people would even know I was here, would be by the ass print on this chair! Look, we have to do something. Okay? Something huge!
Joey: (snaps his fingers) We could climb Mt. Everest!
Joey: No-no-no-no-no, I saw an ad for this video, people climb that thing everyday! We could totally do that!
Chandler: Were going to Everest! Okay, it would be nice to leave an ass print on Everest!
Joey: Were gonna climb Mt. Everest!
Joey: We could get that Everest video though.
Chandler: Yeah, we could do that without yknow risking our lives at all!
Joey: And while were down at the video store, you know what else we could rent? Die Hard! (Chandlers excited.) Oh, yknow what? I just remembered, that Everest thing is only available through mail order.
Chandler: But Ill tell you something. One of these days were get off of our buts and rent Die Hard again!
Joey: Yeah we are!
Emily: If anyone asks, well just say Ben addressed them. (Looking through the envelopes.) Oh! So you invited Rachel then?
Ross: Wait-wait-wait, do you, do you think, maybe we shouldnt invite her?
[And with that we start off on a series of clips from the entire history of Ross and Rachel, from Rosss point of view. The first clip is from The Pilot.]
Rachel: I dont know, I dont know. Urrrgh! Look, maybe we should take a break.
Chloe: Do I know why were rushing?
Rachel: ...the way you owned up to everything, it just showed me how much youve grown. Y'know? I mean my Mom never thought this would work out. It was all, Once a cheater, always a cheater. Ooh, I just wish we hadnt lost those four months, but if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective...
Ross: WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!!!
Joey: Dont worry man, I get to bring a guest. Well show him.
Monica: Were hanging out.
Chandler: See, maybe thats the one we shouldve actually hidden.
Chandler: This isnt one of those uh, yknow "If she doesnt come, we-we dont, we dont come?" Right? Because I already bought my ticket
[And with that, we go into another set of clips, this time from Rachels point of view.]
Rachel: It was like months ago. We were walking by this antique store, and I saw this pin in the window, and I told him that it was just like one my grandmother had when I was a little girl. Oh! I can't believe he remembered!
Ross: But we haven't seen each other since then. Well I land in China, guess who's in charge of the dig.
Rachel: Y'know I cant believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
Ross: You know what, you guys, we don't have to watch this.
All: Oh yeah we do. C'mon.
Mr. Geller: Wait, how do you zoom out? (zooms out and we see an extremely overweight Monica eating a big sandwich) There she is.
Joey: I bet we could get videos of all the sites, get a VCR in our hotel room... we'd never even have to go outside!
Chandler: If we do that, we gotta get Die Hard.
Phoebe: We dont know.
Chandler: Were back!
Stanley: It's a money thing, we don't have any.
Phoebe: Oh, are we gonna trash that place?
Monica: Now, are you glad we didnt start with the bikini strips?
Joey: We know its Ross!
Chandler: But we are not the one she chose! How can you feel okay about this?
Ross: IThey would not let us get married when we were that drunk!
Joey: Oh no-no, no for I second there I counted six fingers, but one was from the other hand so were good.
Rachel: Oh it was great! It was great! I went down there just like you said, y'know? And we talked business. Kim totally took my opinions.
Chandler: Yep, we sure showed those Hassidic jewellers a thing or two about softball..
Chandler: We are on our honeymoon.
(We hear a noise coming from Monica and Rachels apartment.)
Monica: Okay. No need to panic. Deep breathes everyone. Okay umm uh, were just gonna have to spend some time and put the CDs in the right cases.
Ross: You know what, its, its better this way anyway. I mean I dont know what I was thinking, going down that road again with us. Its just much easier if were just friends who have a kid.
Ross: You tell, of course you do. Issac. Issac. Hey, Issac. Issac, hi! Y'know we havent actually met...
Chandler: Were you just ten seconds later!
Chandler: (looks at Monica then at them) We need the stuff.
Ross: Well yeah, I think we should get married.
Chandler: I think we may have really done it this time.
The Director: You guys make me fly! High! Okay, were gonna pick it up here, tomorrow.
Joey: Oh I think we do.
Rachel: All right, look, heres the bottom line Ross, this is fixable, if we act fast, okay. So, Ill invite him to brunch tomorrow and you can make nice.
Ross: Oh, (door is locked) holy molly are we in a pickle now.
Chandler: We are going to have a legitimate member of the clergy! And when I say legitimate I mean, gay and in control of his saliva!
Chandler: Eh, forget about the future and stuff! So we only have two kids, y'know? We'll pick our favorite and that one will get to go to college.
Chandler: Okay before we start the celebration, Monica has to go put on her party dress.
Chandler: Yep, we're a couple and that's what couples do. And, I wanna meet your parents. We should take a trip with your parents!
Phoebe: Oh, all right. Oh! Look what we almost took!
Ross: Hi! Were visiting!
Rachel: Fancy soap? I thought we were savin that for the Pope!
Monica: Hi Honey! We're all here; we just want to wish you a Merry Christmas.
Phoebe: Come on! Let us be guys! Maybe we want to be guys!
Chandler: If you win, we give up the birds.
Joey: I dont know, maybe we werent ready to have a chick.
Phoebe: What?! No, you cant, you cant leave me here with them! Were baby-sitting!
Joey: Yep. Hey, what do you say we make it a double feature?
Chandler: I just think that things would go a lot smoother if we each have our own zone. Phoebe, you can be in charge of wiping. And yknow Mon, you can be in charge of diapering and I can be in charge of looking how cute they are when they put their hands around (He degrades into baby talk, but he means when they grab his finger.)
Frank: Yeah, and they-and they say that our-that our only chance to have a baby is that if they take my sperm, her egg and put it together in a dish and then put it into another girl. So we were wondering if you could be the girl that we could put it into.
Rachel: Oh. (they knock at the next door, Mr. Heckles answers) Hi. We just found this cat and we're looking for the owner.
Ross: And; people thinking its huge has led Monica to believe that we are stealing her thunder. (To Monica) Which we are not!
Ross: Oh, I uh, hope you don't mind, I kinda uh, jazzed it up a little. Check this out. (He plays the greeting, and We Will Rock You starts to play and Ross's voice comes over it.) We will, we will, call you back!
Joey: Yeah... I think we do... (sighs, with folded arms)... about what?
Ross: So, do we really have to ask whos going up on the platform next?
Joey: I don't know who made you the boss? All right? We (Ross and him) invented this game!
Janine: So we can go out again?
Joey: No, Pheebs, listen, if you decide to do this, well be supportive like crazy.
Rachel: Yeah, we could. Oh hey look! Theres some Kappa Kappa Deltas! I was a Kappa. (to them) Hey sisters! (They ignore her.) (To Monica) Wow, we really are bitches.
Ross: Okay. Now-now-now should I climb down your front so were face to face or-or should I climb down your back so were-were butt to face.
Chandler: We should always always break up together.
Joey: Hey don't worry about that! I mean, Ross needs you! And Rachel and I will stay and help anyway we can.
Joey: (To the gang) Hey, no matter what happens with Ross and Emily, we still get cake right?
Chandler: Oh come on guys, its not like I moved to Europe! I just moved across the hall! And we would have you over all the time if it werent for (struggles to get this out) Monicas allergies. (The duck quacks.) Youre right, I could never lie to you. She hates you. (The phone rings.) Should I get that? (Laughs, then answers the phone.) Hello? (Listens) Uh no, Joeys not here right now. Can I take a message? (Listens) Yeah, okay so the audition has been moved from 5:00 to 2:30? (Listens) Okay great. (Listens.) Bye. (Hangs up the phone and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle on the door but Monica walks in and forces him to jump out of the way.)
Rachel: Shall we?
Dr. Long: Okay, everything looks good. Here it is on the screen. (We see Ross and Rachel looking at the screen.) Here is your uterus. And right here is your baby.
Joshua: Oh, theyre working on this week, its a total mess. But uh, Im staying at my parents house, we could go there.
Joey: What is the big deal? Its not like were exclusive.
Chandler: (To Monica) Yknow, we havent found anybody else.
Ross: Yeah, were done.
Chandler: Yes! And look, now that I know if I got some extra stuff lying around can we, can we share the closet.
Rachel: Ohh were not sailing.
Rachel: I know. I always thought if you and I got married, it would be the one that stuck. And it wouldnt be a secret, and we wouldnt have our wedding dinner at Pizza Hut. (They both laugh.)
Ross: Its just I always thought when I had another kid it would be different. Now I-I love Ben, but every time I have to drop him off at Carol and Susans, its likeIt breaks my heart a little. I mean Ive always had this picture of me and my next wife in bed on Sunday and, my kid comes running in and leaps up onto the bed. And we all read the paper together. Yknow? Maybe fight over the science section.
Phoebe: Um, that's ok! (throws it in fire) Ok. All right. Now we need the semen of a righteous man.
CHANDLER: But we had one of the greatest talks we ever had last night. I mean it was, it was like when we first started living together.
Monica: Its your suitcase. Were going to Las Vegas.
Monica: Okay, weve been out here for two hours and we havent seen any stupid comets. Can we go now? I mean, Chandlers getting chilly. (She walks over to where Chandler is bundled up in a big coat and shivering.)
Rachel: Yeah baby, I'll show you how we do it!
Ross: Ah, its good. Its going good. I mean, we get along great. Shes, shes so
Rachel: No we werent! It was nothing! It was one night, senior year we went to a party, had a lot of sangria and yknow, ended up kissing for a bit.
Rachel: (To Ross) You know what? We should call my mum's house and say goodnight to Emma before she goes down.
RACHEL: We love you, we're here for you.
Zack: Ok listen, you guys have shown a lot of interest in me tonight and I'm flattered and... and quite frankly a little frightened. Can we just talk about something else?
Ross: Oh, see I-I dont know if were gonna be hungry at three.
Chandler: Well we we still hang out.
Monica: Sweetie, we heard you crying. Please don't cry.
Chandler: (to Joey) Does this mean were gonna have to start paying for coffee? (Joey shrugs his shoulders.)
Phoebe: (on phone) 'Annie! Hi. Listen we got a problem with Joey Tribbiani, apparently he missed his audition. Who did you speak to in my office? Estelle, no, I don't know what I'm going to do with her. No. All right, so your husband leaves and burns down the apartment, the world does not stop.'
Phoebe: Yeah, we all know! We talk about it all the time!
Rachel: Were paying for this yknow.
Chandler: Little?! You freaked out big time! Okay? And I fixed it! We have switched places! I am the relationship and king and you are the crazy, irrational screw up! (Does a dance of joy.) (Monica glares at him.) And now we're back.
Rachel: Hi! You might not remember us, but we are the girls that fogged you.
ROSS: Oh, sorry we didn't know.
Chandler: Then we will sprinkle rose pedals on the bed and make love. Not just because its romantic, but because I can!
RACHEL: Do you guys ever get the feeling that um, Chandler and those guys just don't get that we don't make as much money as they do?
RACHEL: What is this? What are we doing?
Rachel: Oh hey-hey wait! How do we fairly decide who gets the phone?
Monica: The ones we had right after you almost threw up.
Bobby: Yeah we kinda didnt use any
Phoebe: Ah-hah! At least we know its a him.
Monica: Yknow, I really have to tell Rachel, but I We just have to get it over with! Yknow, the next time we see them were just gonna tell them. Okay? Thats it.
Rachel: Ohh, out, oh God, I don't know why we didn't think to check there!
Mona: Where are we?
Joey: Yeah. We figured when we couldnt find you, youd gone home to make up with Rachel. Which is probably what you shoulda done. Huh?
Phoebe: No, we hate that.
Monica: So, what are we gonna do today?
Chandler: Okay, uh, how about, how aboutyknow what? We could play a new game. A new game, its fun.
Chandler: Ooh, I dont know if were there yet.
Chandler: Do we have any...(turns around and bumps Monica's fake chest) Do we have any thoughts here?
Photographer: Well then why dont we see the bride and the groom and the bridemaids.