words in movies
Rachel: (To Phoebe) We do?
All: Of course well help! Yeah! Well be here!
Monica: We know how tough those parent/teacher conferences can be.
The Producer: Im sorry, why dont we do that right now? Hes right here. (Points to a guy.)
Ross: Okay, umm I want you to know that I have never done anything like this before. I mean, I mean Ive been in um, relationships in general, uh but I have never done it with a studentI mean I notnot it! I mean, I mean I dontWe havent done it. Uh, I mean, I mean, weve-weve-weve done stuff. (Paul is not amused.) Okay, okay, a joke, a jokelighten the mood. Umm, two guys go into a bar. One of them is Irish.
Monica: How crazy that wed run into you!
Ross: Okay umm, why dont we all take a seat, yknow? And uh, and Ill get us all some uh some coffees(He goes to pull out Elizabeths chair, but Paul steps in)Yeah, why dont you. (Paul pulls out her chair) Uh and you guys can talk about whatever, whatever you want. Yknow? Whatever pops into your head. (He turns his back to Paul and Elizabeth and points to himself for Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe. Then he goes to order the coffee.)
Ross: (returning with the coffee) Okay here we are Paul, Elizabeth. (He sets down their cups.) So I hope you guys were finding something to talk about.
Chandler: Yes, we were just
Chandler: Hey honey, you got the kind with the little girl, you said we were gonna to get the kind with the baby.
Paul: Well, we were very young when we had her.
Rachel: Oh. We?
Rachel: Oh no! Yes! Of course, I know that! I justI meant yknow are you still a We or are you just You?
Rachel: No! Downstairs! And we got to talking yknow, for like two hours, and I really liked him so I invited him up here for a cup of coffee.
Rachel: Ross look, look this is good for you. Okay? Lets face it, so far the guys not lovin ya! But I can turn that around! I got the inside track! We can all go out to dinner, yknow? And I can talk you up! Ross, the guy is a very, very successful lawyer!
Rachel: Oh we were, but that was just a (pause as the audience reacts), I mean that was just a big drunken mistake.
Monica: Chandler, we said we would meet at the coffeehouse at six.
Chandler: We said seven!
Monica: We said six!
Chandler: So you knew we were gonna miss the movie!
Paul: Then we agree?
Ross: Thats okay Rach, were not liking Ross right now.
Rachel: Hey! We were not on aOkay. Thats fine! Fine. Yknow what Ben? One day when you are a lot older I am going to tell you that entire story over a pitcher of real margaritas, okay?
ROSS: Thank you Gunther. We didn't want to have to go and do that.
Ross: Here (gets behind her to help. When the coat comes off we see she is wearing the exact same shirt Ross is wearing. They look at each other, shocked. They abruptly put their coat back on) So this was fun! (They leave the room and head into opposite directions)
Monica: Who did we fight in World War I?
Chandler: Look, I just wanted to apologize for last night. I got the feeling we made you a little uncomfortable.
Chandler: It's just that we bought a hibachi together, and then he ran off and got married, and things got pretty ugly.
Charlie: Ross, we can solve this. I just heard your speech. We can recreate it! We've got all night!
Chandler: Our balcony? Seriously? That's so funny because I told Monica we should put lights on our balcony. And she said"No, no. It's too cold, nobody will go out there." And I said "Maybe if we put some light out there they will"
Monica: And! We also have speaker phone. (She turns on the speaker phone.)
Ross: Wha... what you really think we can do that?
Monica: I am so glad you guys got together, Chandler and I are always looking for a couple to go out with and now we have one!
Monica: Please? Please?! We just don't want to deal with telling everyone, okay? Just promise you won't tell.
Rachel: We can't. We're not pharmacists!
Phoebe: (to Monica) Then why are you answering? Do you at least know what route were on?
Chandler: That's fast math! We could use you in Tulsa.
Joey: I hate my friends. (They shake on it as if they just made a pact) Alright, look. There's gotta be a way that we can stop this from happening.
Monica: Yeah, it's just we don't think of you as really being so much "with the words".
Joey: Ross. I was thinking we could just go down the fire escape. (Points it out.)
Chandler: What are you talking about? The couch is perfectly in line with the carpet. And then I can just walk over here and casually just put my feet right up on the...(Tries to rest his feet on the coffee table but they won't reach) OK, OK, here's what we do, we just uh, move the couch closer to the coffee table.
Elizabeth: Yeah, we have time off and a lot of people are going on trips
Monica: But then how do we know who wins?
Joey: Oh well, she said we have nothing in common.
Joey: No, it's not, we have nothing in common!
Chandler: Yknow? So I was thinking that we could get one of those signs and hang it over our bed. Because, thats you and I together! Merge!
Ross: I'm sorry... we... we can't.
Kim: (to Nancy) So we talked about the (Chandler sneaks closer to her cigarette) whole presentation yesterday at lunch (Closer) and he wondered if one person would be enough (Closer) to get a take on the trip (Still closer) and I said, "Yeah, absolutely!" (She's interrupted by Chandler who has reached his goal and takes a drag from her cancer stick.)
Ross: I I do, I do not love Rachel. Im gonna tell her right now about the whole thing so we can get this marriage annulled as fast as possible. Okay? Would I do that if I loved her?
Rachel: Joey! Why did we have to rush out of there so fast?!
Joey: Oh my God, it's Ross. What are we gonna do?
Ross: No! And somehow, we ended up with a joint checking account.
Joey: Dude, you dont have to brag! We got nothing here!!
Tag: No. We had a really good talk. I dont think Im gonna do that bar scene anymore.
Chandler: We have to bust it open, but neither of us can do it!
Rachel: Yeah, 'cause that's what we do.
Rachel: We weren't doing anything!
Rachel: We feel so terrible about this, Ross.
Frank Jr.: That's not what we talked about!!
Rachel: Well, what would we be doing?
Ross: Rachel says sharing's great and supposedly, you know, we outta be doing it. Do you wanna?
Rachel: Okay, well, we brought you some wine.
Monica: (To Chandler) You think were being obvious?
PHOEBE: [pauses the tape] Ok, Ben, this is the part where Ernie buries Bert in the sand and can't find him. Now, I've looked ahead on the tape and he does find him again. But, ok, before that happens, there's some pretty rough goin' for a while but I think we can handle it. And, there's just the alphabet but we know that ends well so. Ok, here we go. [starts the tape again]
Charlie: You don't think we should wait for him?
Phoebe: Okay, well, this is crazy. Can't seriously be talking about me taking one of your kids, can we?
Chandler: We have to leave!!
Monica: Oh hi! Hi! Yknow, we were just talking about bacon.
Chandler: No. No. Were not gonna do that, yknow why? Because its not an even trade.
Monica: We weren’t picking up, it’s Amanda!
Phoebe: All right, no, well I want to kill them to, but their boys, y'know how are we gonna beat three boys?
Ticket Counter Attendant: Ah, sir a ticket to Yemen is $2,100 and we dont take library cards.
Monica: When were we not friends?
Monica: Ehm, we were friends in 1992.
Rachel: We took our apartment back!! (Slams the door shut.)
Monica: Alright, we don't know that it's him. I mean, it could be the football guy.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is coming home. As we walks through the door, and without looking up, he goes to throw his keys on the foosball table, only, its gone and the keys it the floor. He then looks up at an empty apartment; everything is gone except for the entertainment center and that ceramic dog. Even the food in the fridge!]
Monica: Were just two people who find each other very attractive. Right?
Rachel: Honey, that's very sweet, it just seems to me though, that if two people love each other and trust each other, like we do, there's no reason to be jealous. (she kisses him)
Chandler: I know, what are we gonna do?
Mac: (on TV) Well, if we learned one thing today C.H.E.E.S.E. is that cheerleaders and high explosives dont mix. (Cut to Joey laughing while Rachel, Chandler, and Monica arent amused.)
Ross: Yeah, yeah that means... you know? We just... we don't have time for this.
Monica: (to her son) Oh, hey handsome! Oh, I'm gonna love you so much that no woman is ever gonna be good enough for you! (To Chandler, on the verge of tears) Oh, we are so lucky!
Chandler: Pheebs, if she could come back as a couch, wed really appreciate it. (Joey nods in agreement)
Joey: I'd love to! Yeah! Joey: (To Phoebe) We were supposed to bring presents?
Monica: Ooh, are we allowed to lie in the vows?!
PHOEBE: Look kibbles, bits. Oh God, alright, get the hell off my leg you yippity piece of crap. [Flings the dog off and jumps in the cab. The dog keeps jumping up to the window.] Ok, alright, we have a problem.
Phoebe: I just wish there was something we could do. (Bends down and talks to him) Hello. Hello, Coma Guy. GET UP, YOU GIRL SCOUT! UP! UP! UP!
Monica: 'Cause, Gary and Phoebe think they're a hotter couple than we are!
Chandler: (on machine) Youve reached Monica and Chandlers, if youre listening to this message, were probably screening. (to himself) Yeah we are.
Rachel: Well, we are ready to try anything.
Rachel: Even when we were having sex in that chair?
RACHEL: So do you uh, think we can get you one of those uh, uniform things?
Monica: Clearly we were wrong.
Ross: Uhh, yes I did but there isn't. Okay, here we go.
JOEY: Uh, I get Leslie out of the coma and then we make out.
Monica: Please? Please?! We just don't want to deal with telling everyone, okay? Just promise you won't tell.
Monica: But the minute we start to lie to each other (Pauses after she realizes what she's saying.) And by 'we' I mean society.
Joey: But uhm, we're getting rid of her, right? Rach, please tell me we’re getting rid of her.
Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Oh, hi Wendy! (Listens) Yeah, eight o'clock. (Listens) What did we say? Ten dollars an hour?... (Listens) OK, great. (Listens) All right, I'll see you then. Bye. (hangs up)
Joey: Actually we prepared performances.
Rachel: You know what, we just say that she said it was 5 o'clock. We'll just act casual. We're not late, we're right on time. (When she finishes talking, a note is pushed from under Monica's and Chandler's door, into the hall. Ross picks it up and reads it out loud)
Joey: (he thinks a little, considering the option and seems to be quite satisfied) I like that! A sharing buffer! Yeah! I’ll order some extra fries! Maybe a plate of onion rings. Yeah. And a shrimp cocktail. And some buffalo wings. Maybe an individual pizza, uh? And some mozzarella sticks. (he looks absorbed in his food thoughts) What were we talking about?
Joey: Well, Chandler's old roomate was Jewish, and these are the only candles we have, so... Happy Chanukah, everyone.
Chandler: Yeah, you know, I really thought I deserved it. (pause) But... let's go win the lottery... I mean, we still have 130 chances to win, right?
Phoebe: Ooh, three points. Both fine answers, but we were looking for leafy, leafy.
Monica: Easy Rach, we'll find it. (To all) Won't we!
Monica: Because! Shes my cousin. I mean, we grew up together! Were family yknow? Well thats important to me.
Ross: The ride broke down. So, Carol and I went behind a couple of those mechanical Dutch children... then they fixed the ride, and we were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom.
Monica: Yes, we are. (Chandler is frantically trying to get Monica to correct her.)
Chandler: Okay, I went over to Ross' apartment to bring back Clunkers. Yknow, for you, and (Clears his throat) I left the door open and she must have gotten out and I looked everywhere, all over the apartment, including the roof, which FYI Ross, one of your neighbors, growing weed. I couldn't find him, and I am so, so, so, sorry. But I do know where we could all go ease the pain. (Points up and then over to the street)
Krista: Nice to meet you. I wish you'd told me we were having company, I'd fix myself up!
CHANDLER: OK, well that's the part where I'm a wank. But I was hoping we wouldn't focus on that. [Joey goes to his room and shuts the door] Hey, c'mon man, I said I was sorry like a hundred times, I promise I will never take it off my. . . [notices the bracelet is missing from his wrist] wrist. But if, if you want to stay in there and be mad, you know, you just uh, you stay in there. [he starts searching the room, lifting up the couch cushions]
Chandler: That's funny, we were doing the same thing!
Phoebe: You guys, we�ve been waiting for you for a long time, maybe you should order.
Monica: Uhm, we just wanna give you a heads-up. Bill and Colleen hate us.
JOEY: Uh, well, kinda yeah. Like, remember last week when Alex was in the accident? Well the line in the script was, 'If we don't get this woman to a hospital, she's going to die.' But I made it, ' If this woman doesn't get to a hospital, she's not gonna live.'
Chandler: Yeah, I miss that too. I tell you what; from now on well make time to hang out with each other.
Monica: (sarcastically) We?
Chandler: Excuse me, look, we've been here for over an hour, and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in. I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Who's he sleeping with? (She slides the gladd panel over and Chandler talks through it in a loud voice.) Oh, c'mon Dora, don't be mad... I know we both said some things we didn't mean, but that doesn't mean we still don't love each other. (To the waiting room.) Y'know, I feel like I've lost her.. (She slides the panel back, he turns, and it takes him by surprise.) Ba-!
Chandler: Ok, ok, here we go.
Ross: Here we go! (He starts pushing Emma)