words in movies
Ross: Oh God, here we go!
Rachel: (flinches) Ross! Come on! That's all right! Fine--Okay, I have a weird thing about my eye. Can we not talk about it please?
Joey: It's called Shutter Speed, it's really cool! Yeah, umm, I meet this girl in the subway and we fall in love in like a day, right? And then, she disappears But I find out where she lives and when I get there this like old lady answers the door and I say, "Where's Betsy?" Right? And she says, "Betsy's been dead for 10 years."
Joey: Road trip! Yeah, we can rent a car! I just have to be there by Tuesday!
Chandler: Well, uh, we can talk about that too Pheebs.
Chandler: Whoa-whoa-whoa, what are we going to do about my job?
Phoebe: Good, but wait. Okay, all right, here we go. Now I want you to relax. Take a deep breath. Clear your mind. (Quickly) Which do you like better peanut butter or egg whites?
Joey: Oh, I know how we can decide. Phoebe, show him your game!
Joey: I don't know. But hey, I know we can decide. Okay, I'm gonna ask you questions and you answer real quick. Okay?
Dr. Miller: Almost! But first, we gotta start.
Dr. Miller: Here we go.
Chandler: Hey, so where are we staying? Is the movie putting us up in a big hotel suite?
Joey: Uh no, not really. It's an independent film y'know? So we don't have a real big budget. I figured I'd just stay in your room.
Ross: Well if you can't remember, can't we just forget about this?
Joey: Ooh, hey, I know how we can decide! All right, uh, I'm gonna ask you a bunch of questions and then you have to answer real fast. Okay? So uh, clear your mind Clear it right out! Clear it out! Clear!
Chandler: I don't know! He went crazy! Y'know, we were playing that game where you-you ask a question and you answer it really fast.
Monica: Yes! All right, y'know what? Why don't we start with a practice run? Okay?
Rachel: Wow, y'know if Joey and Chandler walked in right now, we could make a fortune! (Monica is straddling Rachel and holding her arms down. In a rather risqu� pose, at least for primetime TV.)
Phoebe: Okay Joey? Chandler's here, he was wondering (We hear the dial tone as Joey hangs up.) Okay, I guess he ran out of change.
Phoebe: Oh my God, I remember now! We were playing chess!
Phoebe: Oh, come on! Yes, remember that time on the frozen lake? We were playing chess, you said I was boring, and then you took off your energy mask and you were Cameron Diaz! (Realizes) Okay, there's a chance this may have been a dream.
[Scene: The desert outside of Las Vegas, Joey is arriving and we hear the song, Name. Y'know, (singing) I've been through the desert on a horse with no name! It felt good to be out of the rain. In the desert, you can't remember your name, 'cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain. La la la-la-la, la, la, la, la-la-la. You get the idea. Anyhoo, he pulls up and stops. As he gets out of the car, he spills a huge pill of fast food containers out of the foot well.]
Stanley: It's a money thing, we don't have any.
Joey: Everybody smile! (The picture is taken) Okay, thanks a lot! Enjoy your stay at Caesar's! We hope it's toga-rrific! (The family leaves.) Kill me. Kill me now.
Rachel: You remember when we got these?
Mr. Waltham: Weve come for her things.
Joey: Okay, here we go. Ready?
Phoebe: Yeah. We don't speak. She's like this high-powered, driven career type.
JOEY: How do we say yes now and make it seem like we're not doin' it just to ride in the cool car?
Rachel: Hello! Here we go!
Phoebe: Hello, tiny embryos. Well, Im-Im Phoebe Buffay, hi! Im-Im-Im hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months. You should know, that were doing this for Frank and Alice, who you know, youve been there! Umm, yknow they want you so much, so when you guys get in there, really grab on. Okay, and-and I promise that Ill keep you safe and warm until youre ready to have them take you home, so Oh! And also, umm next time you see me, Im screaming, dont worry, thats whats supposed to happen.
Phoebe: (gasps) Ohh, okay maybe they put your picture back up they can put you next to Matt Lauer. Look at him, smiling at me. (Giggles) Yeah I know; wed be great together!
Ross: Okay, well, well call the company that sent her!
Chandler: But we dont do that.
Rachel: How do you know that? What if it just gets worse and worse and worse, to the point where we cant even be in the same room with each other?!
Ross: That does not sound stupid to me. You know, it's like the first time I had to make dinner for myself, after Carol left me? (the buzzer on the washer goes off) I'm sorry, that's all the time we have. Next on Ross...(opens up the washer) Uh-oh.
CHANDLER: We have to assign heads to something.
Rachel: Okay, here we go. (Pushes play.)
Joey: Oh what, wait, wait a second, I mean, what are we doing? Whos going with who?
Rachel: Okay, now make it even, cause we dont...
Chandler: Yeah. Yeah, I mean what, what would we do?
Doctor: Oh my. Were gonna need to take you straight to the delivery room.
Ross: We got honourable mention in the brother/sister dance category! Look, its almost fake midnight, do we really have any other choice?
Phoebe: We did! We violated Section 12 Paragraph 7 of the criminal code!
Eric: Oh no, stay here well keep doing this. Ill pay you.
Monica: (to Chandler) Oh, honey, can you make sure we get a King size bed!
Rachel: (motioning to a rack) So now, these are all the tuxedos that we make and if theres anything that you like, we can make you a deal. Anything at all. (Grabs a few) But these are the three that Monica pre-approved.
Ross: Uh, good news everyone, we finally found a nanny. This is Molly (points to Molly). Molly, Chandler, Joey.
Rachel: No, Monica! Monica! We have to fix this!
Joey: So when do we get to meet the guy?
Ross: And when we were dating we consummated like bunnies!
Monica: We should go.
Phoebe: So, what? Monica, we have the winning ticket! My psychic said I was gonna win, remember?
Monica: Hello! Were we at the same table? It's like... cocktails in Appalachia.
Chandler: Well, can we help?! You want us to take you back to the house?!
Phoebe: Oh, I took Larry there to eat but it was all violated. So we shut it down!
Monica: Dont worry about it Phoebe, well absolutely do it.
Phoebe: Ok. We can, um, we can burn the stuff they gave us.
(We see Ross and Bonnie laughing and having a good time.)
Susan: Oh, well, is it what we thought it would be?
Jay Leno: (on TV) Folks, when we come back we'll be talking about her new book, 'Euphoria Unbound': the always interesting Nora Tyler Bing. You might wanna put the kids to bed for this one.
Phoebe: The donation we made earlier, we k…, we w…, we want it back.
Mr. Burgin: Well just grab some food and take it with us right upstairs, and well be right out of you hair.
[Cut to another part of the building. We see Marcel jump in through a window and run down some stairs, then Chandler and Joey come down from the upper floor without noticing.]
Joey: Yeah, Chandler finds me so intimdating that its better if were on the same team.
Amy: You know what? When I moved in here I thought: This is gonna be so great. Just us sisters, back together again like when we were kids, except without that stupid Jill... Oh! Who has gotten fat by the way...
David: We enjoy watching each other. And I settle for watching each others performance, and we like each other.
Chandler: We still have porn.
Ross: So I guess were back to uh, Baby Girl.
Chandler: (shocked at the news) Why cant I tell them that we live together?
Chandler: Yeah, why don't we lose the gloves.
Chandler: Okay, okay, so we get to take that stupid troll thing home!
Phoebe: Well, we cannot tell Joey about this. He's already flipping out about everything that's changing. This will push him over the edge.
Chandler: Hey! Do we have a baby name yet?
Ross: Yay! (To Carol) Seriously, our sex life I was thinking, maybe I dont know, we could try some-some new things. Yknow? For fun?
Joey: Uh, we stars just try to eat right and get lots of exercise.
Phoebe: Okay, so we got some more good rejections, lots of stuff to work on.
Ross: It'll be nice to get this off finally, won't it? Yes it will. (Marcel resists) Or we can leave it on for now, that's fine.
Monica: (singing) Well be waiting for you
Rachel: And here we have the last of Paulo's grappa.
Monica: Its so good, that I feel really selfish about being the only one whos eating it, that I think we should have everyone taste how good it is. Especially Ross.
Phoebe: But, its not like were losing anything. Y'know?
MNCA: We are talking about Rachel here. You and Rachel.
Monica: We havent eaten yet!
Rachel: Well yeah, I do, but I decided to take a long lunch and spend some time with my friend Monica. Y'know I-I feel that we don't talk anymore. How are you? What is new with you?
Monica: We are there!
Ross: Did she (points at Amy) do this to her? I told you we shouldn't have left Emma with her!
Joey: Or ha-ha, we could go over there and pee on them.
Phoebe: But we have to!
MONICA: Hey, we could have used that kind of thinkin' earlier.
Rachel: No really, she didn't sleep well last night, so we can't wake her up.
Wendy: I was, uh, checking out that insurance company's Christmas party on three, oh, it was really beautiful, they have all these decorations and this huge tree and I just, uh... to hell with them, we have to work. -- So I stole ther ham. (She turns the cardboard box upside down over the conference table, a big piece of ham falls out.)
Chandler: Who says you cant get a nice punch bowl for under six bucks? Maybe we can take it back?
Ross: We know!
Chandler: I'd keep an eye on him! We have to find out which one the father is.
Joshua: Hey, heres an idea. Why dont uh, I put the food in the fridge and we can eat it later?
Monica: Honey, I dont think thats something we need to worry about! First of all hes-hes never gonna tell her how he feels about her. And even if he did you have no idea how shed react.
Phoebe: (in voice, on phone) 'Okay, go ahead.' (in normal voice on phone) Um, hi Annie. (listens) Fantastic! (to Joey) You got it. (on phone) Oh, okay, um, 'Will he work for scale?' you ask me. Well, I don't know about that, (Joey clears his throat to signify yes) except that I do and he will. Great, oh you are such a sweetheart. I would love to have lunch with you, how about we have lunch next....(hangs up phone) Op, went through a tunnel.
Joey: Look, Ross, really its-its no big deal. Yknow you wear a white coat, I wear a blue blazer, if that means we cant be friends at work, then so be it. Yknow, hey I understand. Yknow? Hey, when Im in a play and youre in the audience, I dont talk to you, right? So its yknow, its uh, its cool. Ill see you tomorrow. (Leaves)
Monica: What? We could do it!
Phoebe: Yeah well, well see.
Monica: But we were hoping that since we told you the truth that you still might consider...
Ross: (pause) No. But... it only has to happen once. Look, you and I both know we are perfect for each other, right? I mean... so, the only question is... are you attracted to me?
Ross: Why dont we talk about this on the way to the hospital?
Phoebe Sr.: Noo! No! It wasnt like that I... Remember how I told you how Lily, Frank, and I we were, we were close. Well, we were, we were very close.
Monica: Come on! Come on, if we have sex again itll double our chances of getting pregnant. Do you think that closets still available?
Chandler: Well, not me. But that's what's happened, and, ah, and, and there's more. We should take a trip.
Phoebe: Yeah, we should get a move on if we wanna make those dinner reservations. (Phoebe dumps a drawer full of makeup into a box.)
[We see a shot of Jack drinking condensed milk on the couch.]
Rachel: Hey! Were here!
(We hear the guys start to attack him, but the guy manages to calm them down and gets them to agree to what he did. Monica throws up her hands in disgust.)
Monica: All right guys stop it. Rachel, were very sorry that is a very insensitive thing for us to do. And yknow what? Let us make it up to you, we have two really great guys for you.
Ross: Can we, can we just forget this ever happened?
Monica: Hey! Oh, I'm so glad you're home, I thought tonight we could finally organize these photos!
Monica: Okay, can we change the topic? Because its really doing nothing for me.
Chandler: We should start with the big stuff. Yknow? That'll be the easiest. Uh, let's start with the couch. (He picks up one end and Ross doesn't help) I got it. (He moves it back to where he thinks it goes.)
ROSS: Wha, OK, I'm sorry, let's uh, why don't we find someplace else.
Rachel: Y'know, I know it's totally superficial and we have absolutely nothing in common, and we don't even speak the same language but Goooooooddddddd....
Monica: Listen, we dont have to make that a guest room, we can think of something to do with the room together.
Phoebe: How about we talk about this over dinner?
Rachel: Yeah that seems fair. We never use them.
Ross: We, we just decided to uh, to go for it.
Joey: Hey-hey-hey-hey, I can help you decide who should do it! Yeah, we could have like uh, like an audition and see how youd handle maid of honor type situations.
Rachel: Yeah me too. oh! I have an idea. Why don't we all pitch in 50 bucks, we'll pool our money together and then if we win, we'll split it!