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Monica: Well umm, I was thinking that maybe we could come up with a system where we trade of being maid of honor for each other. Like hypothetically, if Phoebe were mine
Monica: Rachel would be Phoebes, I would be Rachels, that way we all get to do it once and no one would get upset.
Rachel: Well of course we will help you decide! We will do anything we can to help you! Now, I would like to make a toast, to the future Mrs. Chandler Bing (A woman at the table behind them overhears Chandlers name and starts listening closer), my best friend, and truly one of the nicest people that
Joey: Yep. Hey, what do you say we make it a double feature?
Joey: Oh, well we watch it a second time and its Die Hard 2!
Ross: Joey, we just saw it!
Ross: We fell asleep! That is all.
Chandler: (pause) No, were still together. Yeah we went out for two summers, and then I broke up with her.
Joey: Hey-hey-hey-hey, I can help you decide who should do it! Yeah, we could have like uh, like an audition and see how youd handle maid of honor type situations.
Rachel: Oh, come on! This is crazy! Cant we just flip a coin?!
Rachel: Okay. Okay fine, yknow what? We will let Ross and Joey decide. (Ross enters.) (In a sexy voice.) Hiiiii, Ross! Sweetie.
Joey: Uh hey look uh Ross, look I think we need to talk about before.
Ross: No! No we dont!
Joey: Yes we do! Now look, that was the best nap I ever had!!
Ross: We cant do it again.
Joey: Okay, all right, this is how its going to work. Were gonna give you hypothetical maid of honor situations and you will be scored on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the highest.
Joey: Were now in the ceremony, Monica is about to say, "I do" when her drunk uncle starts yelling. What do you do? Go!
Rachel: Ohh, wait a minute, we havent pre
Rachel: Okay! Okay! Umm, Websters Dictionary defines marriage as (Ross and Joey start writing.) Okay!! Forget that! That sucks!! Okay, never mind! Forget it! Umm, umm, okay, uh I met, I-I met, I met Monica when we were just a couple of six year olds and I became friends with Chandler when he was 25, although he seemed like a six year old.
Phoebe: Okay, I cant believe that Monica and Chandler are getting married. I remember talking about this day with Rachel while we were showering together, naked. (Raises her glass and drinks.)
Rachel: No! Yknow what? No! No! You thing was so stupid anyway, this was ridiculousWere gonna flip a coin! (Phoebe gasps.) All right?! (She flips the coin.) Heads! (Looks at the coin and grunts in disgust.)
Phoebe: Thats ridiculous Rachel, we were all babies once. (Rachel looks at her.) Oh, you mean today.
Phoebe: Well, we just decided that Rachel is gonna be your maid of honor.
Monica: (gasps) Ohh, wow! Thats great! (Rachel and Monica hug.) Oh wow! We really have to start planning! I have, I have a lot of really specific ideas! We should probably get together like four times per week. You can come over to my place; well get together before work! What do you say, 6:30, my place? Im so excited! (Runs out leaving Rachel completely stunned and Phoebe laughing.)
Chandler: Yeah, it kinda makes that-that one night special. (Realizes something) Yknow, technically we still are over international waters.
Chandler: Well, if were gonna do that we should come up with some kind of order. Yknow alphabetically or by genre?
Rachel: Fine! Well ask Phoebe.
Rachel: what, how do we know, we never slept with you.
Chandler: Okay. Ive been thinking about it too, and I, I think were ready.
Chandler: Well, Im so confused as to what weve been doing so far
Monica: Can we have our drinks please?! WaiterUh, tress!
Joey/Drake: So what about us? Everything we feel for each other.
ROSS: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. Sorry. Sorry! Hey! Hey! I got my s's back! Which we can celebrate later. Celebrate.
Dr. Long: Thats fine, for now well just call her Baby Girl Green.
ROSS: Well, I guess we could tape Entertainment Tonight.
Joey: OK, listen Ive been on sets before, so let me give you a little advice, alright? Its a show, but were just dancing, OK? Its no big deal. The important thing to remember stay cool.
Rachel: Oh y'know what, we dont have to talk about work. We can talk about anything!
CHAN: Alright, OK, alright. But if we put on spandex and my boobs are bigger than yours, I'm goin' home.
Ross: I know. I know. But, can we please try it again? Huh? I mean, you were so close Phoebe!
Monica: We do not have one of those signs.
Ross: Well, I asked him if he wanted to eat, he said, "No." I asked him if he wanted to sleep, he said, "No." I asked him what he wanted to do, he said, "No." So, hes sweeping. (We see Ben playing with a broom and a dustpan.)
ROSS: Uh, excuse me. Evolution is not for you to buy, Phoebe. Evolution is scientific fact, like, like, like the air we breathe, like gravity.
Joey: (To Rachel) Okay, let me just get changed and we can go to dinner.
Joey: (sadly) There will come a time in each of your careers when youll have a chance to screw over another soap opera actor. I had such an opportunity in the recent, present. And Im ashamed to say that I took it, I advised a fellow actor to play a role, homosexually. Yeah, we both auditioned for the part, and uh, as it turned out, they ah, they liked the stupid gay thing and cast him. And now, hes got a two year contract opposite Susan Luchhi, the first lady of daytime television, and me, me Im stuck here teaching a bunch of people, most of whom are too ugly to even be on TV. Im sorry, Im sorry, Im sorry. (he gets a huge round of applause from his students.) Thank you.
Joey: I guess they weren't as good friends as we are.
Phoebe: What time? Maybe we can share a cab!
Ross: All right! (Checking his watch) Yes!! From home to the hospital in under seven minutes! We did it!!
BIG BULLY: Did we not make ourselves clear the other day.
Joey: I know! I mean its not like we werent cool about it.
Monica: Well, if you really think about it, I mean four days is not that long. I mean, I see you Monday before you go to work, and I see you Thursday when you get back, and I always work late on Tuesdays, so really if you think about it, it's really just one day. And well, if we can't make it one day, we've got real problems my friend.
Monica: We owe you?!
Ross: Ok, what, what...ok, what did we think it was going to be?
Chandler: (To Ross) But I think we should tell her.
Rachel: Okay, y'know what? We don't need her measurements.
Both: We can't do that. (They separate.)
PHOEBE: Oh yes. Oh and, the part about how they're always like drinking from out pool of inner power, but God forbid we should take a sip.
Chandler: We cant do this.
Rachel: Ohhh! Well of course I will watch him! We have fun, dont we Ben? (He nods yes.)
Chandler: Stop it! Were doing this! Lets do it!
Phoebe: No-no! Thats okay, well just start over. Okay? Hi! Im Phoebe.
Rachel: You know what we should all do? Go see a musical.
Ross: Were sorry.
Rachel: Okay Joey, were luffing a little bit, so could you tighten up the cunningham? (The mainsail has started to flap in the wind and has stopped working efficiently; she wants him to tighten it so that it starts working again.)
Chandler: We got some Vap-O-Rub in some places.
Chandler: Well, I was kinda hoping we could do this without him. (She starts to take off her latex gloves.) Oh no-no-no, leave the gloves on.
Phoebe: Well umm, okay we were in the market and she bent down to get some yogurt and she just never came back up again.
All: Oh yeah we do. C'mon.
Issac: But, we are.
Chandler: No-no-no-no, if we let her stay, she will stay forever!
Lady: Well, we already have one offer on it, and I think the lady upstairs is goning to make another one.
Ben: What did we just finish talking about Ben?!
Chandler: Do we have to make the entire thing?
[She starts the cab and pulls forward. We hear a squish and a dog yelp.]
Rachel: All right, so we werent prepared!
Phoebe: Say we are unagi!
Emily: But, we cant go now. It looks like Rachels gonna put on a skit.
Joey: Okay, here we go. I can't do it.
The Saleslady: Were closing.
Phoebe: We should help him!
Rachel: (to Monica): Really? (out loud): Sure, we have scones left! (to Monica): OK, read them to me.
Monica: Well honestly ever since we got engaged I have been waiting for something to, to flip you out.
Chandler: Yes. When Monica and I were in London, we were both in London.
Monica: Okay, in we go.
Monica: Yeah, well, Im using noise. Okay. All right! So, is everybody ready? Here we go. (She flips on the switch and a hum starts.) I hear something! I hear something! Where is it? (They all start looking until Rachel realises its Joey.)
Chandler: Oh wow, I hope you dont take this the wrong way but, I know we had plans to meet up tonight and, ugh, Im just kinda worried about what it might do to our friendship.
Rachel: Hi! Sorry- sorry we're late, we, uh, kinda just, y'know, lost track of time.
Joey: Okay, look, I think we have to tell Rachel she messed up her dessert.
Ross: Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Were not 13 anymore.
Chandler: Oh thats so funny because we found someone too.
Ross: Come on. (She gets on the bike.) All right, here we go. All right? (They start.)
Ross: We had such a great time! Shes-shes incredible! I thought the-the age difference might be a problem, but it wasnt. It wasnt at all. Elizabeth is very mature for her age. (Joey makes the international sign for big boobies.) (To Monica) A concept lost on some people!
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah, but yknow, I think the reason were not getting that spin right is because my apartments too small.
ROSS: Ok, here, here. There we go.
Joey: Oh, it was great! Yeah, I-I walked her home, and it was amazing how much we connected, y'know? Then ah, then she passed out, but then she woke up. Yeah? And we stayed up all night talking, and now were like totally crazy about each other!
Chandler: Here we go. Stand up straight. (smiling) Big smile. (opens the door and both are smiling exaggeratedly)
Alice: Hi, Phoebe! We were just at the drugstore and we got you a little present.
Chandler: So did Monica tell you about this great band called the Swing Kings that were trying to get to play at the wedding?
(Ross gets up and gestures to Rachel, we cut to Joey and Rachel)
Rachel: Yeah, one time, when we were dating, uh we got a late checkout, he got so excited it was the best sex we ever had. Until yknow, he screamed out Radisson at the end.
Chandler: Oh, are we playing this?!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Rosss apartment. We see that Rosss apartment is empty.]
Rachel: We are so gonna find them this year.
Rachel: Now, now the one in the feather boa, that's Dr. Francis. Now, she used to be a man. Okay, now look, see, there's Raven. We hate her. We're glad she's dying. Okay- (Marcel pushes down a cushion to reveal a shoe) Wh- wh- Marcel, are you playing with Monica's shoes? You know you're not supposed to pl- whoah. Marcel, did you poo in the shoe? (Takes the shoe into the kitchen) Marcel, bad monkey! Oh! Oh! (She notices the newsletter and taps the contents of the shoes onto it, then folds it shut) Sorry, Barry. Little engagement gift. I'm sure you didn't register for that. (She leaves the apartment holding the newsletter at arm's length. However, she leaves the door open. Marcel runs out in the opposite direction. There is a shot from the TV and Rachel runs back in) Who died? Who died? Roll him over! Oh, c'mon, roll him over! Oh...! Well, we know it wasn't Dexter, right Marcel? Because- (Looks down and notices he is missing) Marcel? Marc- (Notices the open door)
Phoebe: So, what movie should we see?
Joey: Oh, that sounds like fun, but weve got a ring to find!!
Monica: Were supposed to meet my parents in 15 minutes.
Monica: Oh, we used to drive each other crazy playing the shadow game.
Chandler: Y'know, I don't know if you've ever looked up the term goofing around in the dictionary... Well, I have, and the technical definition is, two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together. But if you have this new fangled dictionary that gets you made at me, then we have to, y'know, get you my original dictionary. I am *so* bad at this.
Susan: But um, we just refer to you as Bobo the Sperm Guy.
Ross: No, Susans gonna be there too. Weve got dads, weve got lesbians, the whole parenting team.
Ross: (noticing a beautiful woman moving in down the street) Well hello! Shes cute! Should we uh, go try to talk to her?
Monica's Boyfriend: (returning) Here we go, one Hazelnut Latte. (Hands it to Monica and sits down.)
Chandler: Because of the weekend, we had a fight.
Chandler: Well, were really not that close. (Pause) Okay, so I guess this is uh, good-bye then.
Rachel: (To Phoebe) We do?
Janice: But I love my husband. And I know you love your wife. Now, I don't think we should get this house now.
Rachel: Well, we never actually got to dinner.
All: Of course well help! Yeah! Well be here!
Ross: Uhh, okay, its uh, Emily and I, we decided to uh, to get married.
Joey: Well all right so, it looks like were even!
Rachel: We are looking at a Playboy.
Chandler: Yes, we were just
Phoebe: Yeah. So, we can do it tomorrow night, you guys. It's Valentine's Day. It's perfect.
Rachel: Oh. We?