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Monica: Well umm, I was thinking that maybe we could come up with a system where we trade of being maid of honor for each other. Like hypothetically, if Phoebe were mine
Monica: Rachel would be Phoebes, I would be Rachels, that way we all get to do it once and no one would get upset.
Rachel: Well of course we will help you decide! We will do anything we can to help you! Now, I would like to make a toast, to the future Mrs. Chandler Bing (A woman at the table behind them overhears Chandlers name and starts listening closer), my best friend, and truly one of the nicest people that
Joey: Yep. Hey, what do you say we make it a double feature?
Joey: Oh, well we watch it a second time and its Die Hard 2!
Ross: Joey, we just saw it!
Ross: We fell asleep! That is all.
Chandler: (pause) No, were still together. Yeah we went out for two summers, and then I broke up with her.
Joey: Hey-hey-hey-hey, I can help you decide who should do it! Yeah, we could have like uh, like an audition and see how youd handle maid of honor type situations.
Rachel: Oh, come on! This is crazy! Cant we just flip a coin?!
Rachel: Okay. Okay fine, yknow what? We will let Ross and Joey decide. (Ross enters.) (In a sexy voice.) Hiiiii, Ross! Sweetie.
Joey: Uh hey look uh Ross, look I think we need to talk about before.
Ross: No! No we dont!
Joey: Yes we do! Now look, that was the best nap I ever had!!
Ross: We cant do it again.
Joey: Okay, all right, this is how its going to work. Were gonna give you hypothetical maid of honor situations and you will be scored on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the highest.
Joey: Were now in the ceremony, Monica is about to say, "I do" when her drunk uncle starts yelling. What do you do? Go!
Rachel: Ohh, wait a minute, we havent pre
Rachel: Okay! Okay! Umm, Websters Dictionary defines marriage as (Ross and Joey start writing.) Okay!! Forget that! That sucks!! Okay, never mind! Forget it! Umm, umm, okay, uh I met, I-I met, I met Monica when we were just a couple of six year olds and I became friends with Chandler when he was 25, although he seemed like a six year old.
Phoebe: Okay, I cant believe that Monica and Chandler are getting married. I remember talking about this day with Rachel while we were showering together, naked. (Raises her glass and drinks.)
Rachel: No! Yknow what? No! No! You thing was so stupid anyway, this was ridiculousWere gonna flip a coin! (Phoebe gasps.) All right?! (She flips the coin.) Heads! (Looks at the coin and grunts in disgust.)
Phoebe: Thats ridiculous Rachel, we were all babies once. (Rachel looks at her.) Oh, you mean today.
Phoebe: Well, we just decided that Rachel is gonna be your maid of honor.
Monica: (gasps) Ohh, wow! Thats great! (Rachel and Monica hug.) Oh wow! We really have to start planning! I have, I have a lot of really specific ideas! We should probably get together like four times per week. You can come over to my place; well get together before work! What do you say, 6:30, my place? Im so excited! (Runs out leaving Rachel completely stunned and Phoebe laughing.)
Ross: If like the four of us could all yknow, hang out together. Uh, in fact Emilys coming into town this weekend, why dont you say we all have dinner? Say, Sunday night?
The Waiter: Actually were out of the lobster ravioli. (Putting Joeys menu under his arm.)
ROSS: Question two. Why do we always have to have parties with committees?
Rachel: (interrupting him) No-no-no-no-no Ross! Please, come on we do not have any of the big stuff we need! We do not a changing table! We do not have a crib! We do not have a diaper service!
Chandler: It just keeps getting worse and worse! Y'know? I mean its bad enough that Im in love with my roommates girlfriendwhich by the way, I think she knows. Because every time were in the room together theres this weird like energy between us. And call me crazy, but I think she likes me too. And now I have seen her naked. I mean at least when Ive seen her with clothes on, I could imagine her body was like covered in boles or something. But there are no boles, shes smooth! Smooth! (leaves)
Joey: (Laughs) Of course we do! Mike is playing a game that we used to play in high school. Yeah, where we pretend we don't know each other. We played all kinds of games. (To Mike) Hey, remember the one where I punch you in the face for not being cool?!
Monica: No! Were gonna have fun. We can make fudge!
Joey: Kathy was being really nice and you just walked away. I thought we had a deal.
Rachel: What?! It goes ten times a day! What are we feeding this baby?! Indian food?!
Chandler: Yeah... Well, it's a good thing we got it then.
RACHEL: Chandler honey, I'm sorry. Ok, can we watch Joey's show now please? [they turn on the TV]
Rachel: No! Theres no orange juice in there! We win!!
Chandler: Yeah we do!
MONICA: Over here dad. [he pans over and we see a torso taking up the whole screen]
Liam: In fact were playing a game at the park tomorrow. Youre welcome to play too if you want.
Rachel: Oh. (we hear laughing from the upstairs apartment) Oh my God, is that Phoebe?
Ross: (interrupting Monica and Emily) So we should probably get going soon.
Monica: So, maybe I am a little high maintenance. And maybe Rachel is a little bit of a pushover. But you know what we decided you are?
Ross: That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?
Ross: No, no, dont. Why dont we?
Emily: Why dont we what?
Ross: Yes! Were getting married?!
Monica: Well discuss it, in the morning! (Slams the door shut.)
Monica: No, were not! Were not leaving!
Dina: Were gonna be all right. I mean, even if were not married this baby is gonna be so loved. Not just by us.
Chandler: But Ill tell you something. One of these days were get off of our buts and rent Die Hard again!
(The heartbeat changes, and we hear a different one.)
Rachel: Oh, Phoebe! Come on! You know what, it's already three o'clock and they haven't even gotten to Emma's group yet. We gotta go, we got dinner!
ROSS: Before I forget, are we hitting faces?
Monica: Oh, what are we gonna do! I don't wanna see her!!
Ross: Really?! We are?
RICHARD: Yeah, I know. I hate it too. Look, maybe we should just tell them.
Rachel: Y'know honey, umm, as uh, as flattered as I am that uh, you saw me first, uhh, I just, I-I don't think we should be cranking anything up.
Mike: I get the joke. Sophisticated as it was. Now the thing I wanna say is... maybe we should have talked about this before. Us living together, you're not expecting a proposal, right?
Phoebe: Oh, I have dinner plans with Joey. We get together about once a month to discuss the rest of you guys.
Chandler: Well, we used theres up last night making scary faces.
Joey: Yeah we are!
Monica: What we did was wrong. Oh god, I just had sex with somebody that wasn't alive during the Bicentennial.
Chandler: All right, if I do this, can we at least discuss sex on the balcony?
Mindy: Um.. we should really be sitting for this.
Monica: I said we are not going to do it, okay? Sometimes you can be such a, a big baby.
Mr. Burgin: So We go eat.
Ross: WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!!!
Ross: You know, we should just go, I’m not gonna find anything here! This stuff is ridiculous!
Monica: Were hanging out.
Ross: Oh come on! Here we go! (picks her up and puts her in the chair) Stand by for mission countdown!
Ross: Even if we want it really bad.
Monica: We didnt give you any money! (Chandler is motioning, "No!")
Monica: Hey Joey, I don’t think we can use this.
ROSS: Hey, we can rescedule for Saturday.
Charlie: Oh yeah! Hey, save the cork and then we can fill the bottle with water and put it back so they don't charge you.
Rachel: See look Amy, we're a lot closer to Monica and Chandler. We see them every day. And truthfully honey, you don't seem very connected to the baby.
Monica: Chinadolor Bong, come on, we steal that TV Guide every week!
Chandler: Oh please, you are obsessed with babies and-and marriage and everything that's related to babies and-and marriage! I've got an idea, why don't we turn down the heat on this pressure cooker?!
Rachel: Yeah. It was the weirdest thing. Zelner called me and he said we'll do everything we can to get you back. And that I should thank some Ron... I don't even know what department that guy's in.
RICHARD: Well, uh, sometimes I think about selling my practice, we could move to France, make French toast.
JOEY: Me too, we should get goin'.
Phoebe: We could eat the wax! Its organic.
Rachel: No we
Ross: Look, weve been together. Okay? And then apart, and then together, and then apart, and now we have a baby. (Pause) Its just if-if we got together again and it didnt work out I could never do that to Emma. I mean she-she thinking everything(Starts to cry.) Oh thats now me. What do they put something in the water in this place? Since Rachel and I were doing really, were doing really well right now.
Rachel: Oh Phoebe, we forgot that party we have to go to.
Joey: We figured we could be late because you guys were gonna be on time (he points the foam finger at the girls)
Monica: So we can be friends who sleep together.
Phoebe: Oh hey hi, hes doing it. Hes breaking down the door. (The chair breaks in half.) Okay, were in. (She hangs up the phone.)
Ross: How do you know? I mean we thought Carol was straight before I married her!
Phoebe: Listen Ross, we ran out of gas, and we dont know where we are, so we cant get a tow truck.
Chandler: Well, before we answer that, I think we should address the more important question. How dumb are you?
Monica: Honey, as we get closer to the wedding, is there anything that you would like to talk about or share?
Mr. Geller: Oh, well, I, I guess it musta been the day after you were born. We were in the hospital room, your mother was asleep, and they brought you in and gave you to me. You were this ugly little red thing, and all of a sudden you grabbed my finger with your whole fist. And you squeezed it, so tight. And that's when I knew.
Ross: Hey, what do you say we celebrate? Champagne? (he goes to get the champagne)
PHOE: Yeah. Oh, OOOH, yeah, you know, did you notice how he always starts his stories with, um, OK, 'I was soooo wasted,' or, 'Oh, we were soooo bombed,' or, ummm, ooh, ooh, 'So I wake up, and I'm in this dumpster in Connecticut.'
Phoebe: Not great, but we can work on it at lunch. Okay, I can be at your apartment in two hours.
Chandler: (laughs) Okay, we have to talk. Im just getting out of a very serious relationship
Rachel: We?!
Chandler: We heard you play all the way from your apartment!
Ross: I mean look, that-that one night we had was fun and and certainly passionate, but dont you think its better if we just stayed friends?
Ross: Ah, were out. I sold them all.
[We get back to the Class of '91 reunion, where Ross and Chandler are still looking at Missy.]
Rachel: Well y'know if you, if you started smoking again you could've at least told me! Come on, give me one of those! What are we talking about?
Monica: I got it! How about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster?
Joey: Uh, we might be leaving now.
Alice: Absolutely. Okay, first well start with a little club soda and salt, and then if that doesnt work we can go back to
Monica: Sometimes we were.
Rachel: Wh Come on! Remember? We were on the sleeping porch! We couldnt stop giggling? And our coconuts kept knockin together?
Chandler: Oh we did, and you still have all your lamps.
Chandler: No! That would be so awkward! LookBesides, we work in different departments. Hes on the sixth floor yknow? So he calls me Toby once in a while. Whats the big deal? It could be worse, its not like hes calling me Muriel. (Chandler suddenly freezes into place.)
Janice: I mean this is so great! Were gonna be baby buddies! (Does the laugh.)
Joey: Not a problem. And listen, hey! Since you're gonna be here for a while, why don'tI was thinking we uh, put your name on the answering machine.
Rachel: Oh, good, good! We had this idea to make a birthday video for Emma and we'll give it to her when she is 18.
Chandler: Honey, weve been over this. I need to be facing the other way.
Joey: Yeah! Well, I think well see if they actually let you play. Huh? I mean they tell you anything you want to hear like-like, "You look 19," and then they just take it away like-like, "No you dont."
Monica: Well, thanks, we like him.
Chandler: (sarcastically) Yes were all in here and we would love for you to join us!
CHANDLER: Hey look, are we gonna have to bring this out every time Ross comes over?
Joey: (wipes face) So what are we gonna do?! We have no reinforcements! No-no food!
Chandler: (to the front desk clerk) Hi! Were checking out of the bridal suite.
Ross: Can you believe this? Were gonna be on the platform for the Millennium moment!
Rachel: But yknow what, if you think its gonna be okay well just work out a system. Yknow, itll be like college, Ill hang a hanger on the door and put a sign, "Come back later, Im gettin lucky." (Laughs.)
Chandler: What we did last night was....
Monica: What were we thinking?