words in movies
Ross: What, are we keeping Thanksgiving a secret this year?
Rachel: (counting the place settings) How come we have one extra place setting?
Monica: Rosss apartment is nice! How come we don't hang out here more often?
Monica: We left Joey alone with the food! (Walks towards the window and looks out) Yep! Yep, I knew it! There he is... feeding stuffing to a dog!
Tag: We kinda broke up this morning.
Chandler: Phoebe, we can hear the dog barking!
Rachel: Yeah, I admit it. I have a crush on you, and uh, and, and I know that's crazy because we work together, and-and nothing could ever happen, and the last thing I want to do is-is to freak you out or make you feel uncomfortable. Which is why it would be really great if you said something right about now.
Rachel: (she hurries after him) Wait, we still have time to talk and theyre-they're not even in the car yet! (She takes a quick look down the street.) Oh look, there they go, okay. (She hurries in, too)
Monica: Okay Phoebe, we should probably go back now.
Monica: Stop it. Stop! Okay let's go. We can be strong.
Phoebe: You know if you want, we can sneak the dog back in and Chandler wouldn't even know.
Phoebe: (interrupts him) No, no, we don't really have time for this right now. Okay, we have to keep Chandler away from my bedroom.
Phoebe: See, this is exactly what we do not have time for. (She rushes into her room)
(We can hear the dog whining at a high pitch.)
Ross: Oh, is it? Is it? Look, when Monica and I were kids, we had a dog named Rover. And, uh, one day, my dad decides, he doesn't like dogs. So Monica and her friend Phyllis take away the dog. And that was the last time we ever saw him. Don't you see? This is just like that. Only with a few details changed.
Phoebe: (interrupts her, to Monica) Shh, wait and see. Maybe we will, maybe we won't.
Chandler: Okay, I went over to Ross' apartment to bring back Clunkers. Yknow, for you, and (Clears his throat) I left the door open and she must have gotten out and I looked everywhere, all over the apartment, including the roof, which FYI Ross, one of your neighbors, growing weed. I couldn't find him, and I am so, so, so, sorry. But I do know where we could all go ease the pain. (Points up and then over to the street)
Phoebe: We have good news, look whose back!
Phoebe: Yeah, she came all the way back from Ross' building. Oh, the things she must have seen! And then she climbed up the fire escape and she tapped on the window with her teeny little paw and then we ran to let her in (Realizes, that Chandler starts to not believing her) I went to far, didn't I? When should I have stopped?
Ross: Tag? Y-You're going? (Comes over to Tag) Uh we didn't, uh we didn't get the chance to talk. Uh, so, where did you say you're from again?
Rachel: Look, um, I think we should talk about what happened on the terrace.
Rachel: Ah, I-I never should have said what I said. Ityknow what? It just doesn't matter how I feel. I mean we work together, so nothing could really ever happen between us, and what I would love is just to go to work on Monday, and-and never talk about this again, okay? Big day Monday lots to do. So, we're okay?
Rachel: Okay, well, that's one less thing we have to do on Monday.
Rachel: No, we didnt get married! Thats ridiculous!
Mans Voice: Were still rolling!
Joey: All right, so we should go catch our movie.
Joey: Hey! Youre here! Great! Great! Great! Lets get going buddy, weve got a scene to shoot!
Conan: Well be right back with more Friends, less me.
Monica: No, no! We should divide them up (picks up the bowl) and I should get extra because we used my card to buy them!
Chandler: Do we pay for this?
Joey: I'm glad we had this little talk.
Rachel: Ohh Tag, umm youre such a great guy and we have sooo much fun together but I dont-I dont
Rachel: (miserably) No, no, that's not what we ordered... We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese.
Chandler: Hey honey, you got the kind with the little girl, you said we were gonna to get the kind with the baby.
Rachel: So now what have we agreed?
Frank: Why would we be freaked?
Monica: Ross, we can handle this.
Rachel: Ross? (to Joey) Can we just close the door?
Monica: Rachel, (they go back inside) say that I'm friends with her, we spend some time together. Is that so terrible?
Ross: Me neither, okay? We are - we're done being stupid.
Rachel: Honey, maybe we should take you to a doctor.
Monica: So, we did okay at the strip club, right?
Ross: Do you realise we almost made it ten years without that coming up?
Chandler: (To Joey) We didnt get to the audition. Im gonna take her to coffee and then well do it then.
Ross: Well then a small one!! Listen, lets, we kinda have to get going!
Joey: All right, Jester man, look we wanna see the king.
Joey: Really. And what do you mean you never have fun anymore? You have fun with me, remember that time we saw those strippers and you paid me 50 bucks to eat that book?
Chandler: Yknow what, we have to turn off the porn.
Rachel: Wow, thats great Ross, Im sorry we werent more supportive before.
Chandler: We have free porn here!!!
Chandler: Thank you, Mister Drunken Gambler! Okay, you get this and uh, we get the biggest suite in the place! (Everyone cheers) Wait-wait-wait-wait! We (motions to Monica and him.) get the biggest suite in the place.
"We thought Phoebe would leave, but she just stayed and stayed. Thats right, Im here all night, and Chandler will never get l "
(And with that, we start a series of flashbacks to Thanksgiving's of years gone by.)
Ross: If like the four of us could all yknow, hang out together. Uh, in fact Emilys coming into town this weekend, why dont you say we all have dinner? Say, Sunday night?
The Waiter: Actually were out of the lobster ravioli. (Putting Joeys menu under his arm.)
ROSS: Question two. Why do we always have to have parties with committees?
Rachel: (interrupting him) No-no-no-no-no Ross! Please, come on we do not have any of the big stuff we need! We do not a changing table! We do not have a crib! We do not have a diaper service!
Chandler: It just keeps getting worse and worse! Y'know? I mean its bad enough that Im in love with my roommates girlfriendwhich by the way, I think she knows. Because every time were in the room together theres this weird like energy between us. And call me crazy, but I think she likes me too. And now I have seen her naked. I mean at least when Ive seen her with clothes on, I could imagine her body was like covered in boles or something. But there are no boles, shes smooth! Smooth! (leaves)
Joey: (Laughs) Of course we do! Mike is playing a game that we used to play in high school. Yeah, where we pretend we don't know each other. We played all kinds of games. (To Mike) Hey, remember the one where I punch you in the face for not being cool?!
Monica: No! Were gonna have fun. We can make fudge!
Joey: Kathy was being really nice and you just walked away. I thought we had a deal.
Rachel: What?! It goes ten times a day! What are we feeding this baby?! Indian food?!
Chandler: Yeah... Well, it's a good thing we got it then.
RACHEL: Chandler honey, I'm sorry. Ok, can we watch Joey's show now please? [they turn on the TV]
Rachel: No! Theres no orange juice in there! We win!!
Chandler: Yeah we do!
MONICA: Over here dad. [he pans over and we see a torso taking up the whole screen]
Liam: In fact were playing a game at the park tomorrow. Youre welcome to play too if you want.
Rachel: Oh. (we hear laughing from the upstairs apartment) Oh my God, is that Phoebe?
Ross: (interrupting Monica and Emily) So we should probably get going soon.
Monica: So, maybe I am a little high maintenance. And maybe Rachel is a little bit of a pushover. But you know what we decided you are?
Ross: That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?
Ross: No, no, dont. Why dont we?
Emily: Why dont we what?
Ross: Yes! Were getting married?!
Monica: Well discuss it, in the morning! (Slams the door shut.)
Monica: No, were not! Were not leaving!
Dina: Were gonna be all right. I mean, even if were not married this baby is gonna be so loved. Not just by us.
Chandler: But Ill tell you something. One of these days were get off of our buts and rent Die Hard again!
(The heartbeat changes, and we hear a different one.)
Rachel: Oh, Phoebe! Come on! You know what, it's already three o'clock and they haven't even gotten to Emma's group yet. We gotta go, we got dinner!
ROSS: Before I forget, are we hitting faces?
Monica: Oh, what are we gonna do! I don't wanna see her!!
Ross: Really?! We are?
RICHARD: Yeah, I know. I hate it too. Look, maybe we should just tell them.
Rachel: Y'know honey, umm, as uh, as flattered as I am that uh, you saw me first, uhh, I just, I-I don't think we should be cranking anything up.
Mike: I get the joke. Sophisticated as it was. Now the thing I wanna say is... maybe we should have talked about this before. Us living together, you're not expecting a proposal, right?
Phoebe: Oh, I have dinner plans with Joey. We get together about once a month to discuss the rest of you guys.
Chandler: Well, we used theres up last night making scary faces.
Joey: Yeah we are!
Monica: What we did was wrong. Oh god, I just had sex with somebody that wasn't alive during the Bicentennial.
Chandler: All right, if I do this, can we at least discuss sex on the balcony?
Mindy: Um.. we should really be sitting for this.
Monica: I said we are not going to do it, okay? Sometimes you can be such a, a big baby.
Mr. Burgin: So We go eat.
Ross: WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!!!
Ross: You know, we should just go, I’m not gonna find anything here! This stuff is ridiculous!
Monica: Were hanging out.
Ross: Oh come on! Here we go! (picks her up and puts her in the chair) Stand by for mission countdown!
Ross: Even if we want it really bad.
Monica: We didnt give you any money! (Chandler is motioning, "No!")
Monica: Hey Joey, I don’t think we can use this.
ROSS: Hey, we can rescedule for Saturday.
Charlie: Oh yeah! Hey, save the cork and then we can fill the bottle with water and put it back so they don't charge you.
Rachel: See look Amy, we're a lot closer to Monica and Chandler. We see them every day. And truthfully honey, you don't seem very connected to the baby.
Chandler: (pause) No, were still together. Yeah we went out for two summers, and then I broke up with her.
Monica: Chinadolor Bong, come on, we steal that TV Guide every week!
Chandler: Oh please, you are obsessed with babies and-and marriage and everything that's related to babies and-and marriage! I've got an idea, why don't we turn down the heat on this pressure cooker?!
Rachel: Yeah. It was the weirdest thing. Zelner called me and he said we'll do everything we can to get you back. And that I should thank some Ron... I don't even know what department that guy's in.
RICHARD: Well, uh, sometimes I think about selling my practice, we could move to France, make French toast.
JOEY: Me too, we should get goin'.
Phoebe: We could eat the wax! Its organic.
Rachel: No we
Ross: Look, weve been together. Okay? And then apart, and then together, and then apart, and now we have a baby. (Pause) Its just if-if we got together again and it didnt work out I could never do that to Emma. I mean she-she thinking everything(Starts to cry.) Oh thats now me. What do they put something in the water in this place? Since Rachel and I were doing really, were doing really well right now.
Rachel: Oh Phoebe, we forgot that party we have to go to.
Joey: We figured we could be late because you guys were gonna be on time (he points the foam finger at the girls)
Monica: So we can be friends who sleep together.
Phoebe: Oh hey hi, hes doing it. Hes breaking down the door. (The chair breaks in half.) Okay, were in. (She hangs up the phone.)
Ross: How do you know? I mean we thought Carol was straight before I married her!
Phoebe: Listen Ross, we ran out of gas, and we dont know where we are, so we cant get a tow truck.
Chandler: Well, before we answer that, I think we should address the more important question. How dumb are you?
Monica: Honey, as we get closer to the wedding, is there anything that you would like to talk about or share?
Mr. Geller: Oh, well, I, I guess it musta been the day after you were born. We were in the hospital room, your mother was asleep, and they brought you in and gave you to me. You were this ugly little red thing, and all of a sudden you grabbed my finger with your whole fist. And you squeezed it, so tight. And that's when I knew.