words in movies
Ross: What, are we keeping Thanksgiving a secret this year?
Rachel: (counting the place settings) How come we have one extra place setting?
Monica: Rosss apartment is nice! How come we don't hang out here more often?
Monica: We left Joey alone with the food! (Walks towards the window and looks out) Yep! Yep, I knew it! There he is... feeding stuffing to a dog!
Tag: We kinda broke up this morning.
Chandler: Phoebe, we can hear the dog barking!
Rachel: Yeah, I admit it. I have a crush on you, and uh, and, and I know that's crazy because we work together, and-and nothing could ever happen, and the last thing I want to do is-is to freak you out or make you feel uncomfortable. Which is why it would be really great if you said something right about now.
Rachel: (she hurries after him) Wait, we still have time to talk and theyre-they're not even in the car yet! (She takes a quick look down the street.) Oh look, there they go, okay. (She hurries in, too)
Monica: Okay Phoebe, we should probably go back now.
Monica: Stop it. Stop! Okay let's go. We can be strong.
Phoebe: You know if you want, we can sneak the dog back in and Chandler wouldn't even know.
Phoebe: (interrupts him) No, no, we don't really have time for this right now. Okay, we have to keep Chandler away from my bedroom.
Phoebe: See, this is exactly what we do not have time for. (She rushes into her room)
(We can hear the dog whining at a high pitch.)
Ross: Oh, is it? Is it? Look, when Monica and I were kids, we had a dog named Rover. And, uh, one day, my dad decides, he doesn't like dogs. So Monica and her friend Phyllis take away the dog. And that was the last time we ever saw him. Don't you see? This is just like that. Only with a few details changed.
Phoebe: (interrupts her, to Monica) Shh, wait and see. Maybe we will, maybe we won't.
Chandler: Okay, I went over to Ross' apartment to bring back Clunkers. Yknow, for you, and (Clears his throat) I left the door open and she must have gotten out and I looked everywhere, all over the apartment, including the roof, which FYI Ross, one of your neighbors, growing weed. I couldn't find him, and I am so, so, so, sorry. But I do know where we could all go ease the pain. (Points up and then over to the street)
Phoebe: We have good news, look whose back!
Phoebe: Yeah, she came all the way back from Ross' building. Oh, the things she must have seen! And then she climbed up the fire escape and she tapped on the window with her teeny little paw and then we ran to let her in (Realizes, that Chandler starts to not believing her) I went to far, didn't I? When should I have stopped?
Ross: Tag? Y-You're going? (Comes over to Tag) Uh we didn't, uh we didn't get the chance to talk. Uh, so, where did you say you're from again?
Rachel: Look, um, I think we should talk about what happened on the terrace.
Rachel: Ah, I-I never should have said what I said. Ityknow what? It just doesn't matter how I feel. I mean we work together, so nothing could really ever happen between us, and what I would love is just to go to work on Monday, and-and never talk about this again, okay? Big day Monday lots to do. So, we're okay?
Rachel: Okay, well, that's one less thing we have to do on Monday.
Phoebe: Hey you guys! Chandler's coming and he says he has, like, this incredible news, so when he gets here, we could all act like, you know...
Chandler: Were moving to Tulsa! (Makes a excited expression on his face)
Rachel: Ross IWe tried all the spicy food. Its not working.
Rachel: Well yknow, we would umm, repeat everything the other said, or uh, wed jump out of closets to scare each other, or switch the sugar for the salt so theyd put salt on their cereal.
Ross: Oh, you guys call him Cute Coffeehouse Guy, we call him Hums While He Pees.
CHANDLER: I don't know what to say. I'm sorry that we make more money than you. But we're not gonna feel guilty about it. We work really hard for it.
Chandler: Hey, so where are we staying? Is the movie putting us up in a big hotel suite?
RACHEL: Well, you have been in our lives for nearly two months now and we don't really know you. I mean, who is Julie? I mean, what do you like, what don't you like? We wanna hear everything.
Colleen: I'll go get him in a second. By the way, you should know we haven't told him he's adopted yet.
Ross: Alright, I panicked, alright? She took me by surprise. You know, but it wasn't a total loss. I mean, we ended up cuddling.
Chandler: If we hadn't lost the game they never would've invented us to dinner tomorrow night.
Phoebe: All right. Hold on. (She starts digging in the chair.) I got it. Nickel! (Donates it.) How much more do we need?
Phoebe: No-no, we do it every year!
Rachel: Im so glad, Im so glad you shared. (Feeling his shoulder.) And Im glad that youre done. What do you say we umm (Nods in the direction of the bedroom.)
Manny: Oh we blew it. I blame myself.
Ross: (Looking at the posters.) Wow, cool poster. Or should I say groovy poster? (They sit down on the couch. Ross smiles and the black light fluoresces his teeth.) So, ahh, where were we?
Eric: Were both teachers.
Rachel: Yeah, were, were actually just gonna walk cause its right up there at the Angelica.
Phoebe: Noooo! Ok, maybe if we just break it down. Ok, let's try at one syllable at a time. Ok? So repeat after me. "je".
[Scene: The slot machines, we see some guy not having any luck. Both Phoebe and the Lurker are lurking him and each stick their heads around the corner at different times This is all set to that Pink Panther song. Finally the guy gives up and walks past the lurker's position, thus giving her the advantage. She scurries in and quickly drops a coin in the slot before Phoebe gets there. Phoebe arrives slightly later and pulls the arm just after the lurker deposits the coin and wins.]
Joey: (watching the discussion) Hey Chandler, do we know that lady?
Chandler: Kathys with her parents, I have nothing to do, so tomorrow we are partying with Gandolf dude!
Chandler: (To Monica) Wow! Listen, we had a good run. What was it? Four? Five months? I mean, that's more than most people have in a lifetime! So, good-bye, take care, bye-bye then! (He kisses her and starts to climb out the balcony window.)
Monica: How many kids were we gonna have?
Rachel: Ok, Pheebs, you know what, if we had that, we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place.
Ross: Oh, we have one too!!
Monica: We are on a roll, people!!
Phoebe: We won!
Phoebe: We won.
Phoebe: Yeah! Now, how would you feel if we gave all the wedding money to charity and we just got married at City Hall?
Chandler: Whoa-whoa-whoa, what are we going to do about my job?
Monica: Alright, you know, we got it, we got it. Let's play for real. High stakes... big bucks...
Monica: It was Laura... She gave us a great report and we are officially on the waiting list.
Joey: Whoo, whoo. Wow, it's uhm... kinda weird that I'm sitting next to Charlie after we broke up.
Ross: Well, I do! Why don't we go back to my place, light a couple of candles, break open a box of Cinnamon Fruit Toasties, uh...
Phoebe: Ooh! Ooh! And I brought Operation! But, um, I lost the tweezers, so we can't operate. But we can prep the guy!
Phoebe: Youre right. Youre right, hes just embracing life. We could all stand to be a little more like Parker. You know what? I am like him! Im a sunny, positive person.
Monica: Phoebe, we lost half of them.
Joey: Thats right! Cause Im a Tribbiani! (To Rachel) And this is what we do! I mean we may not be great thinkers or world leaders, we dont read a lot or run very fast, but damnit! We can eat!
Rachel: Okay. Phoebe, I-I think Ross is right. What are we gonna do?
SUSIE: Oh, shoot, we gotta go, got a reservation in 30 minutes.
MR, GELLER: Wait, how do you zoom out? [zooms out and we see an extremely overweight Monica eating a big sandwich] There she is.
JOEY: What? I have seven Catholic sisters. I've taken care of hundreds of kids. Come on, we wanna do it, don't we?
Rachel: We have to have a surprise Bon Voyage party for Emily. But its actually for Joshua. (Starts handing out party hats.) Look, he said hes not ready to date, so I had to invite him to a party if I wanted to see him outside of work, and now I have the perfect opportunity to seduce him! (Hands Ross a party hat.)
Chandler: Look, we have enough, just walk away.
Minister: Friends. Family. We are gathered to celebrate here today the joyous union of Ross and Emily. (Time lapse) Now Ross, repeat after me. I Ross...
Mike: Woo-wo-hey-hey-hey... Can we not talk about that right now?
Chandler: Well, were-were hanging out in here!
Rachel: Okay, fine! But you know what? If I was in 36D, we would not be having this problem.
Monica: (gets up) Okay, y'know what, Im not fine, Im not. I mean how can I be fine, hearing you come in with her, she wants to see your bedroom.... (pause) Y'know what, what if were friends who dont see other people?
Joey: Like this. (pointing to the picture) Pictures of cute babies we dont know. We..we cant have that.
Rachel: Really?! Arent you sweet! I gotta tell you though, I am, I am having the hardest time placing you. Oh-oh hang on! Did we umm, did we fool around at Lance Davis graduation party?
Mr. Burgin: Well, were starving, why dont we all go get something to eat?
Rachel: Yeah, we found them. There were in the guest room closet behind some coats.
Monica: (yelling after him) We will!!
Joey: (pulls out a fork) All right, what are we havin? (Starts digging in.)
Phoebe: (shocked) Oh, well, it's a shame that you-that you miss the movie 'cause we were gonna see, you know, either "Liar, Liar" or "Betrayal", or... "An Affair To Remember".
Rachel: Oh, well, we can hand it to Gunther and he'll put it in lost and found.
Rachel: Yes, we are very sorry to tell you this, but you, Phoebe, are flaky.
Chandler: Okay, we owe you a present.
Rachel: Im not! Were having a girl! Sometimes I cant believe its with youBut still! Were having a girl!
Chandler: (To Monica) Hey, listen, why dont we go change in my room?
Richard: Wow. Y'know were back where we were. Honey, I would love to do all that, but nothings changed.
Ross: Were still married! Dont tell Rachel. See you later. (He gets up leaving Phoebe in shock.)
Charlie: No, we went to the left.
Chandler: She's smart and funny, y'know? We were up all last night talking, she said the funniest thing about--what?
Rachel: Okay, but if it only happened that one time, how come we found your underwear in our apartment the other day?
Charlie: Wha, you know, maybe we can do something else!
Rachel: Oh! What are we gonna do?
Phoebe: Ooh! We have a problem.
Rachel: Hey! We were not on aOkay. Thats fine! Fine. Yknow what Ben? One day when you are a lot older I am going to tell you that entire story over a pitcher of real margaritas, okay?
ROSS: Thank you Gunther. We didn't want to have to go and do that.
Ross: Here (gets behind her to help. When the coat comes off we see she is wearing the exact same shirt Ross is wearing. They look at each other, shocked. They abruptly put their coat back on) So this was fun! (They leave the room and head into opposite directions)
Monica: Who did we fight in World War I?
Chandler: Look, I just wanted to apologize for last night. I got the feeling we made you a little uncomfortable.
Chandler: It's just that we bought a hibachi together, and then he ran off and got married, and things got pretty ugly.
Charlie: Ross, we can solve this. I just heard your speech. We can recreate it! We've got all night!
Chandler: Our balcony? Seriously? That's so funny because I told Monica we should put lights on our balcony. And she said"No, no. It's too cold, nobody will go out there." And I said "Maybe if we put some light out there they will"
Monica: And! We also have speaker phone. (She turns on the speaker phone.)
Ross: Wha... what you really think we can do that?
Monica: I am so glad you guys got together, Chandler and I are always looking for a couple to go out with and now we have one!
Monica: Please? Please?! We just don't want to deal with telling everyone, okay? Just promise you won't tell.
Rachel: We can't. We're not pharmacists!
Phoebe: (to Monica) Then why are you answering? Do you at least know what route were on?
Chandler: That's fast math! We could use you in Tulsa.
Joey: I hate my friends. (They shake on it as if they just made a pact) Alright, look. There's gotta be a way that we can stop this from happening.
Monica: Yeah, it's just we don't think of you as really being so much "with the words".
Joey: Ross. I was thinking we could just go down the fire escape. (Points it out.)
Chandler: What are you talking about? The couch is perfectly in line with the carpet. And then I can just walk over here and casually just put my feet right up on the...(Tries to rest his feet on the coffee table but they won't reach) OK, OK, here's what we do, we just uh, move the couch closer to the coffee table.
Joey: No, it's not, we have nothing in common!
Elizabeth: Yeah, we have time off and a lot of people are going on trips
Monica: But then how do we know who wins?
Joey: Oh well, she said we have nothing in common.
Chandler: Yknow? So I was thinking that we could get one of those signs and hang it over our bed. Because, thats you and I together! Merge!
Ross: I'm sorry... we... we can't.
Ross: I I do, I do not love Rachel. Im gonna tell her right now about the whole thing so we can get this marriage annulled as fast as possible. Okay? Would I do that if I loved her?
Kim: (to Nancy) So we talked about the (Chandler sneaks closer to her cigarette) whole presentation yesterday at lunch (Closer) and he wondered if one person would be enough (Closer) to get a take on the trip (Still closer) and I said, "Yeah, absolutely!" (She's interrupted by Chandler who has reached his goal and takes a drag from her cancer stick.)
Ross: No! And somehow, we ended up with a joint checking account.
Rachel: Joey! Why did we have to rush out of there so fast?!
Joey: Oh my God, it's Ross. What are we gonna do?