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Rachel: Well, believe it or not, it's true. When Joey and I were together, he was wonderful. He was thoughtful and mature. And for the one week that we went out, he didn't sleep with anybody else!
Joey: Oh, really? You know what your great friend did? We're out to dinner, ok? (he starts talking about the date and we can see what happened through a flashback video) We're getting along, having a really nice time. I was thinking she was really cool. And then, out of nowhere...
(Sarah picks up some fries from Joey’s plate and Joey looks very angry. Then we’re back to Central Perk and Joey does a you-see-what-I-mean look to Phoebe)
Rachel: Oh, yeah. Joey doesn’t share food. I mean, just last week we were having breakfast and he had a couple of grapes on his plate and ...
Joey: (he thinks a little, considering the option and seems to be quite satisfied) I like that! A sharing buffer! Yeah! I’ll order some extra fries! Maybe a plate of onion rings. Yeah. And a shrimp cocktail. And some buffalo wings. Maybe an individual pizza, uh? And some mozzarella sticks. (he looks absorbed in his food thoughts) What were we talking about?
Ross: You know, we should just go, I’m not gonna find anything here! This stuff is ridiculous!
Erica: We’re great, I think I may have asked all my questions.
Agency guy: Yes, our system assures total anonimity. We’re very proud of it.
Erica: Actually, I don’t think we have to.
Monica: We don’t?
Erica: Yeah, when I read about you two, I was pretty sure I wanted you, but I just thought we should meet face to face. (to the agency guy). I've made my decision. I choose them.
Rachel: We got some really great stuff!
Phoebe: Oh! okay. Wait, are we in Joey's imagination?
Chandler: We are NOT signing those papers.
Monica: C'mon Chandler, I think we have been given an opportunity. I mean, the mistake has already been made. They are writing up the paper right now.
Chandler: But we are not the one she chose! How can you feel okay about this?
Monica: (very emotional) Because... We may not be who she thinks we are but no-one will ever love that baby more than us.
Monica: (Almost crying) Please.. please, we are so close.
Ross: Here (gets behind her to help. When the coat comes off we see she is wearing the exact same shirt Ross is wearing. They look at each other, shocked. They abruptly put their coat back on) So this was fun! (They leave the room and head into opposite directions)
Agency guy: So, these are the preliminary forms for an open adoption. There's a lot to go over, but I'll explain everything as we go through it.
(Chandler takes Monica's hand, and gets serious) Look, before we sign anything we really have to talk...(pause) We're not who you think we are.
Monica: Yeah, but the important thing to know about us, is how much we would care for this little baby. (holds up the sonogram)
Monica: Well, we... (makes quotation signs in the air) "bore false witness"... See I could be a reverend.
Monica: But we were hoping that since we told you the truth that you still might consider...
Chandler: You have every reason to be upset. We did lie. But only because we've been waiting and trying to have a baby for so long. Now we don't know how long it's gonna be before we can get another chance again.
(They look at each other. We switch back to Monica. Chandler opens the door and she turns to look at him.)
Joey: Yeah, and you know what? We could do a lot worse.
Eric: I think well be okay. Besides its so perfect and (whispering) shes been saving herself for me.
Monica: Are we playing football or what? Come on you hairy-backed Marries.
Katie: Hey, where are we going to lunch?
Ross: People ask me why were not together, I just dont know what to tell them.
Ross: (interrupts him) Okay, that's right, yes, but on Hanukkah, uh, we sing, uh (Sings) Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay.
Rachel: Well, yes, we got married in Vegas and uh, and the names I think.
Monica: Because theyll know weve been listening.
Monica: Well thank God you were here! I mean, we have to erase that!
Chandler: I dont have anything against the beautiful guest room, especially since everybody we know lives about 30 seconds away!
CHANDLER: Well we could just stay in and cook for ourselves. [both laugh hysterically]
(We hear a women start moaning.)
Joey: Yeah. (Pause) Hey, I hope Ross didnt think that we just went in there because we were uncomfortable being out here!
[Scene: Beth Israel Medical Center, Phoebe is at her OB-GYN doing an ultrasound, Rachel is with her. We here the babys heartbeat.]
Phoebe: Monica, if you get five cool points, you get to make somebody take off one item of clothing. It hasnt happened yet, but were all very excited.
MONICA: If it makes anybody feel better, then we can just forget the thing, and we'll just do the gift.
Joey: (to Leslie) Ah, anything we might of heard of?
Monica: So what, you're not the only one. I mean, half the time we don't know where we're going. You've just gotta figure at some point it's all gonna come together, and it's just gonna be... un-floopy.
ROSS: Uh, I'm sorry, you don't understand, I'm, I'm, I'm a friend of his. We uh, we used to live together.
Monica: Were not doing anything. Were just sitting around talking, quietly.
Joey: We just got the message.
Monica: I will! But not tonight. For dinner music, I thought we could listen to that tape you made me.
Rachel: Oh, yes! Well have ourselves a little baby Ruth
Chandler: Depends on what you mean by we.
JOEY: Closed set. We know but we're friends with the monkey. [guard lets them in]
Chandler: I think we have some time. Have you ever heard him talk? (doing David) "Uh, Phoebe, uh, I would be honoured, uh..." Spit it out, David!
Monica: Were really sorry, but um, she did ask us first.
Jason: Yeah. I mean y'know, we havent been going out that long. Come on, we havent even slept together yet. Huh.
Monica: Phoebe, yknow why dont we just go upstairs and have some birthday cake?
Woman On Train: Were at my stop. But would you like to have coffee?
Phoebe: Well, because we thought you knew!! Its so obvious! God, that would be like telling Monica, "Hey, you like things clean."
Rachel: Were not?!
Ross: (on tape) So we we both wanted to.
Joey: Okay. Rachel and Phoebe are already there, okay? So they probably started without us. We could just slip in and no-one needs to know where we were! (he raises his hands and on his right one there's a Rangers foam finger)
Ross: I mean we dont want to go down that road do we?
Monica: You obviously havent screwed over a lot of your friends. (They all look at her) Which we all appreciate.
Rachel: Okay, that sounds fair. It just means that once again we can't...
Chandler: What do we do? What do we do?
Monica: Oh, we weren't talking about you. No, no way to recover.
Phoebe: All right, all right, well just do our best. Okay? So lets say Im the interviewer and Im meeting you for the first time. Okay. "Hi! Come on in, Im uh, Regina Philange."
Ross: (on the phone) Ive been thinking, this is crazy, I mean dont, dont you think we can work on this?
Phoebe: I dunno, well he got over the "We were on a break" thing really quickly.
Monica: All right, yknow what? We really are late! Lets go! Lets go! Lets go!!
Chandler: Weve got to do something!
Dr. Mitchell: Look at this, it's from the cellars of Ernest and Tova Borgnine, so how could we resist?
Ross: Yes I-I am. In fact umm hey, why dont we try it my special way? You can dance on my feet.
MNCA: Well we... we kinda broke up.
Rachel: We dont want it-it to be too much, we want it to be subtle.
Rachel: Well, then can we meet him?
Monica: Umm, I just wanna say, uh (reads from a 3 X 5 card) that with a pinch of exictement, a dash of hard work, a dollup of cooperation, we can have the recipe... (Looks up and sees eveyone glaring at her) Are you gonna kill me?
Phoebe: Wow, Frank. I think we just ran out of kids.
Rachel: We were on a break!
Phoebe: Youre right, that was wrong. Im sorry. Im so sorry. Its just that I liked you so much. Can we just, can we just start over?
Chandler: Im sorry, were just kinda excited because we finally have a couple to hang out with.
Rachel: I cannot believe that you didnt tell me that we are still married!!
Rachel: Oh, wait Joey! We fought the Nazis in World War II, not World War I.
Russell: And well need to have witnesses who can testify that you were not of uh, sound mind.
Monica: Alright, we have to talk.
Joey: Wha...? You're gonna go now? I thought we could hang out?
Monica: All right, there's some pizza at my place, we can all eat with one hand right? Are you with me?
Joey: Shh. Shh. Dont try to talk, well get you up to your room, well soak your feet, youll be okay.
Monica: Well, every, every Thanksgiving um, we used to have a touch football game called the Geller Bowl.
Issac: Oh, hey, man I know, doesnt matter how much we love em, monogamy is too cruel a rule.
Monica: Wed love too.
Joey: (walking towards her to hold her and support her) Monica, you understand what we are saying, right?
Monica: Joey, we have something to tell you.
EDDIE: We took a road trip to Las Vegas man.
Joey: Well be there.
Rachel: God! DontWe cant let her start getting ready! This is too awful! Oh God, but wait shell be in the gown and then he wont show up and then shes gonna have to take off the gown
Rachel: She has got so much going on we-we have only two options. We have Friday
Frank Jr.: Alright, alright, alright. Remember what we talked about. When we're in a public place, there are certain rules.
Mr. Geller: 'Cause there's time to make up for that. We can do stuff together. You always wanted to go to that Colonial Williamsburg. How 'bout we do that?
Joey: Uh, de-clawing cats. Hey, tell ya what. Let me walk you home. Well stop by every news stand and burn every copy of their Times and the Post.
Phoebe: See, we dont need them.
MONICA: OK, what're we gonna do about this?
Rachel: No-no-no! No, no, no, were not married.
Monica: Why else would we be here?
Phoebe: Hey, do you realise that at one time or another we all lived in this apartment?
Ross: (Reading the note) We know you're out there. (Rachel gasps)
Chandler: (very seriously) That's really not the kind of thing we are looking for Zack.
Phoebe: Oh, its a secret. Oh goodie! Yes! We havent done the secret thing in a long time.
Chandler: Y'know, we don't have to watch this. Weekend At Bernie's is on Showtime, HBO, and Cinemax.
Robert: We could write it down for you?
Joey: If you wanna get back in the car, we need the wire, your call.
Chandler: (To Monica) Maybe we should give them some privacy.
Issac: Yeah, we are.
Ross: Actually, no, were not.
Phoebe: Were all right.
Monica: We were just waxing our legs.
Phoebe: Were all right.
Emily: We dont have to.
RYAN: Can you believe how we spent our two weeks together?
Chandler: Okay, so this isnt a picture of our first, but it is a picture of my first kiss with with this lady. Which by the look on your face Im sure youll remember. So we dont need(Rips the picture)Theres no need to have this picture. How about I take the real pictures and get them developed right now.
Ross: Yeah, uhm... I mean, Rachel and I, think you are great... with Emma... uhm... We just feel...
Joey: (screaming) Why God?!! Why?!! We had a deal!! Let the others grow old! Not me!! (He buries his head in Phoebes lap for comfort.)
Joey: Ok, ok, How about if we split it?
Chandler: Our adoption social worker is coming by today so we are cleaning the apartment.
Ross: Why don't we just put 'poor little Tooty' out in the hall?
Monica: No Chandler no! No unscheduled stops. You can go when we stop for gas.
Monica: Here we go again.
Monica: Hey Rach, the adoption agency needs letters of recommendation and we were wondering if you would write one for us.