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Rachel: Well, believe it or not, it's true. When Joey and I were together, he was wonderful. He was thoughtful and mature. And for the one week that we went out, he didn't sleep with anybody else!
Joey: Oh, really? You know what your great friend did? We're out to dinner, ok? (he starts talking about the date and we can see what happened through a flashback video) We're getting along, having a really nice time. I was thinking she was really cool. And then, out of nowhere...
(Sarah picks up some fries from Joey’s plate and Joey looks very angry. Then we’re back to Central Perk and Joey does a you-see-what-I-mean look to Phoebe)
Rachel: Oh, yeah. Joey doesn’t share food. I mean, just last week we were having breakfast and he had a couple of grapes on his plate and ...
Joey: (he thinks a little, considering the option and seems to be quite satisfied) I like that! A sharing buffer! Yeah! I’ll order some extra fries! Maybe a plate of onion rings. Yeah. And a shrimp cocktail. And some buffalo wings. Maybe an individual pizza, uh? And some mozzarella sticks. (he looks absorbed in his food thoughts) What were we talking about?
Ross: You know, we should just go, I’m not gonna find anything here! This stuff is ridiculous!
Erica: We’re great, I think I may have asked all my questions.
Agency guy: Yes, our system assures total anonimity. We’re very proud of it.
Erica: Actually, I don’t think we have to.
Monica: We don’t?
Erica: Yeah, when I read about you two, I was pretty sure I wanted you, but I just thought we should meet face to face. (to the agency guy). I've made my decision. I choose them.
Rachel: We got some really great stuff!
Phoebe: Oh! okay. Wait, are we in Joey's imagination?
Chandler: We are NOT signing those papers.
Monica: C'mon Chandler, I think we have been given an opportunity. I mean, the mistake has already been made. They are writing up the paper right now.
Chandler: But we are not the one she chose! How can you feel okay about this?
Monica: (very emotional) Because... We may not be who she thinks we are but no-one will ever love that baby more than us.
Monica: (Almost crying) Please.. please, we are so close.
Ross: Here (gets behind her to help. When the coat comes off we see she is wearing the exact same shirt Ross is wearing. They look at each other, shocked. They abruptly put their coat back on) So this was fun! (They leave the room and head into opposite directions)
Agency guy: So, these are the preliminary forms for an open adoption. There's a lot to go over, but I'll explain everything as we go through it.
(Chandler takes Monica's hand, and gets serious) Look, before we sign anything we really have to talk...(pause) We're not who you think we are.
Monica: Yeah, but the important thing to know about us, is how much we would care for this little baby. (holds up the sonogram)
Monica: Well, we... (makes quotation signs in the air) "bore false witness"... See I could be a reverend.
Monica: But we were hoping that since we told you the truth that you still might consider...
Chandler: You have every reason to be upset. We did lie. But only because we've been waiting and trying to have a baby for so long. Now we don't know how long it's gonna be before we can get another chance again.
(They look at each other. We switch back to Monica. Chandler opens the door and she turns to look at him.)
Joey: Yeah, and you know what? We could do a lot worse.
Monica: Oh! It was our pleasure. We are so much enjoying getting to know you.
Rachel: Yeah, we wanted to throw you a big surprise and a great shower, and now you dont have either.
Guru Saj: We appear to have angered it.
Chandler: So we thought we'd throw you little going away party around seven.
Phoebe: Okay, what is this? A stupid contest? Because we got a winner here! (Points at Ross.)
Monica: What if it's new? I mean, we agreed not to talk again, unless we had something really important to say. Shouldn't I call him back?
Ross: (runs out of cards) We need more cards.
RACH: Right, you, you only had a year. We only hung out every night.
Monica: No! We only mess around at his place!
Chandler: And we just sit here. I mean if I die the only way people would even know I was here, would be by the ass print on this chair! Look, we have to do something. Okay? Something huge!
ROSS: You know what, this is ridiculous, ok. This is your birthday, this is your party. I say we just put 'em all together and if they can't deal with it, who cares.
PHOEBE: Uh oh, ooh, are we not getting along with the new boy?
Rachel: Well were gonna miss you around here.
[And with that, we go into another set of clips, this time from Rachels point of view.]
Rachel: Okay, see, see, you guys, what if we don't get magic beans? I mean, what if all we've got are.. beans?
Joey: Just what needs to be done! Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to join this man and this woman
Monica: Hes not gonna say anything, because were not gonna tell him.
Chandler: We cant tell him, you cant go up to a guy you barely know and talk about his.... stuff.
Chandler: Yes! Remember? Right before we cut the cake, I went up to you and I said
Chandler: Look all I know is when Monica and I went to see them, we had fun! And theres another reason too.
Rachel: (in triumph) I got a touchdown! We did it!!
Ross: Im sorry, but we have to have some boundaries! My God, Im dying.
Chandler: Yes, yes, we had the sex.
Chandler: (Slightly panicky) Yeah, but what if it's not? What if there is a reason why we can't have a baby?
ROSS: I know, I know, it's, it's almost...[turns around, sees Chandler and Joey] What do you say we go take a walk, just us, not them?
Ross: Yes, yes, fine, that is my penis. Can we be grown-ups now?
Chandler: No. We were in the middle of sex and you fell asleep.
Man: So we never got to hear about your wedding!
Ross: Yes, we have something we have to get to.
Phoebe: After he passed out, we put the sand around him to keep him warm.
Ross: Wow! It looks like we got a lot of good stuff.
Ross: Good! Me neither! So its not a problem. Were just two friends who happen to be roommates.
Rachel: No, we didnt get married! Thats ridiculous!
Mans Voice: Were still rolling!
Joey: All right, so we should go catch our movie.
Joey: Hey! Youre here! Great! Great! Great! Lets get going buddy, weve got a scene to shoot!
Conan: Well be right back with more Friends, less me.
Monica: No, no! We should divide them up (picks up the bowl) and I should get extra because we used my card to buy them!
Chandler: Do we pay for this?
Joey: I'm glad we had this little talk.
Rachel: Ohh Tag, umm youre such a great guy and we have sooo much fun together but I dont-I dont
Rachel: (miserably) No, no, that's not what we ordered... We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese.
Chandler: Hey honey, you got the kind with the little girl, you said we were gonna to get the kind with the baby.
Rachel: So now what have we agreed?
Frank: Why would we be freaked?
Monica: Ross, we can handle this.
Rachel: Ross? (to Joey) Can we just close the door?
Monica: Rachel, (they go back inside) say that I'm friends with her, we spend some time together. Is that so terrible?
Ross: Me neither, okay? We are - we're done being stupid.
Rachel: Honey, maybe we should take you to a doctor.
Monica: So, we did okay at the strip club, right?
Ross: Do you realise we almost made it ten years without that coming up?
Chandler: (To Joey) We didnt get to the audition. Im gonna take her to coffee and then well do it then.
Ross: Well then a small one!! Listen, lets, we kinda have to get going!
Joey: All right, Jester man, look we wanna see the king.
Joey: Really. And what do you mean you never have fun anymore? You have fun with me, remember that time we saw those strippers and you paid me 50 bucks to eat that book?
Chandler: Yknow what, we have to turn off the porn.
Rachel: Wow, thats great Ross, Im sorry we werent more supportive before.
Chandler: We have free porn here!!!
Chandler: Thank you, Mister Drunken Gambler! Okay, you get this and uh, we get the biggest suite in the place! (Everyone cheers) Wait-wait-wait-wait! We (motions to Monica and him.) get the biggest suite in the place.
"We thought Phoebe would leave, but she just stayed and stayed. Thats right, Im here all night, and Chandler will never get l "
(And with that, we start a series of flashbacks to Thanksgiving's of years gone by.)
Ross: If like the four of us could all yknow, hang out together. Uh, in fact Emilys coming into town this weekend, why dont you say we all have dinner? Say, Sunday night?
The Waiter: Actually were out of the lobster ravioli. (Putting Joeys menu under his arm.)
ROSS: Question two. Why do we always have to have parties with committees?
Rachel: (interrupting him) No-no-no-no-no Ross! Please, come on we do not have any of the big stuff we need! We do not a changing table! We do not have a crib! We do not have a diaper service!
Chandler: It just keeps getting worse and worse! Y'know? I mean its bad enough that Im in love with my roommates girlfriendwhich by the way, I think she knows. Because every time were in the room together theres this weird like energy between us. And call me crazy, but I think she likes me too. And now I have seen her naked. I mean at least when Ive seen her with clothes on, I could imagine her body was like covered in boles or something. But there are no boles, shes smooth! Smooth! (leaves)
Joey: (Laughs) Of course we do! Mike is playing a game that we used to play in high school. Yeah, where we pretend we don't know each other. We played all kinds of games. (To Mike) Hey, remember the one where I punch you in the face for not being cool?!
Monica: No! Were gonna have fun. We can make fudge!
Joey: Kathy was being really nice and you just walked away. I thought we had a deal.
Rachel: What?! It goes ten times a day! What are we feeding this baby?! Indian food?!
Chandler: Yeah... Well, it's a good thing we got it then.
RACHEL: Chandler honey, I'm sorry. Ok, can we watch Joey's show now please? [they turn on the TV]
Rachel: No! Theres no orange juice in there! We win!!
Chandler: Yeah we do!
MONICA: Over here dad. [he pans over and we see a torso taking up the whole screen]
Liam: In fact were playing a game at the park tomorrow. Youre welcome to play too if you want.
Rachel: Oh. (we hear laughing from the upstairs apartment) Oh my God, is that Phoebe?
Ross: (interrupting Monica and Emily) So we should probably get going soon.
Monica: So, maybe I am a little high maintenance. And maybe Rachel is a little bit of a pushover. But you know what we decided you are?
Ross: That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?
Ross: No, no, dont. Why dont we?
Emily: Why dont we what?
Ross: Yes! Were getting married?!
Monica: Well discuss it, in the morning! (Slams the door shut.)
Monica: No, were not! Were not leaving!
Dina: Were gonna be all right. I mean, even if were not married this baby is gonna be so loved. Not just by us.
Chandler: But Ill tell you something. One of these days were get off of our buts and rent Die Hard again!
(The heartbeat changes, and we hear a different one.)
Rachel: Oh, Phoebe! Come on! You know what, it's already three o'clock and they haven't even gotten to Emma's group yet. We gotta go, we got dinner!
ROSS: Before I forget, are we hitting faces?
Monica: Oh, what are we gonna do! I don't wanna see her!!
Ross: Really?! We are?
RICHARD: Yeah, I know. I hate it too. Look, maybe we should just tell them.
Rachel: Y'know honey, umm, as uh, as flattered as I am that uh, you saw me first, uhh, I just, I-I don't think we should be cranking anything up.
Mike: I get the joke. Sophisticated as it was. Now the thing I wanna say is... maybe we should have talked about this before. Us living together, you're not expecting a proposal, right?
Phoebe: Oh, I have dinner plans with Joey. We get together about once a month to discuss the rest of you guys.
Chandler: Well, we used theres up last night making scary faces.
Joey: Yeah we are!
Monica: What we did was wrong. Oh god, I just had sex with somebody that wasn't alive during the Bicentennial.