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Rachel: Well, believe it or not, it's true. When Joey and I were together, he was wonderful. He was thoughtful and mature. And for the one week that we went out, he didn't sleep with anybody else!
Joey: Oh, really? You know what your great friend did? We're out to dinner, ok? (he starts talking about the date and we can see what happened through a flashback video) We're getting along, having a really nice time. I was thinking she was really cool. And then, out of nowhere...
(Sarah picks up some fries from Joey’s plate and Joey looks very angry. Then we’re back to Central Perk and Joey does a you-see-what-I-mean look to Phoebe)
Rachel: Oh, yeah. Joey doesn’t share food. I mean, just last week we were having breakfast and he had a couple of grapes on his plate and ...
Joey: (he thinks a little, considering the option and seems to be quite satisfied) I like that! A sharing buffer! Yeah! I’ll order some extra fries! Maybe a plate of onion rings. Yeah. And a shrimp cocktail. And some buffalo wings. Maybe an individual pizza, uh? And some mozzarella sticks. (he looks absorbed in his food thoughts) What were we talking about?
Ross: You know, we should just go, I’m not gonna find anything here! This stuff is ridiculous!
Erica: We’re great, I think I may have asked all my questions.
Agency guy: Yes, our system assures total anonimity. We’re very proud of it.
Erica: Actually, I don’t think we have to.
Monica: We don’t?
Erica: Yeah, when I read about you two, I was pretty sure I wanted you, but I just thought we should meet face to face. (to the agency guy). I've made my decision. I choose them.
Rachel: We got some really great stuff!
Phoebe: Oh! okay. Wait, are we in Joey's imagination?
Chandler: We are NOT signing those papers.
Monica: C'mon Chandler, I think we have been given an opportunity. I mean, the mistake has already been made. They are writing up the paper right now.
Chandler: But we are not the one she chose! How can you feel okay about this?
Monica: (very emotional) Because... We may not be who she thinks we are but no-one will ever love that baby more than us.
Monica: (Almost crying) Please.. please, we are so close.
Ross: Here (gets behind her to help. When the coat comes off we see she is wearing the exact same shirt Ross is wearing. They look at each other, shocked. They abruptly put their coat back on) So this was fun! (They leave the room and head into opposite directions)
Agency guy: So, these are the preliminary forms for an open adoption. There's a lot to go over, but I'll explain everything as we go through it.
(Chandler takes Monica's hand, and gets serious) Look, before we sign anything we really have to talk...(pause) We're not who you think we are.
Monica: Yeah, but the important thing to know about us, is how much we would care for this little baby. (holds up the sonogram)
Monica: Well, we... (makes quotation signs in the air) "bore false witness"... See I could be a reverend.
Monica: But we were hoping that since we told you the truth that you still might consider...
Chandler: You have every reason to be upset. We did lie. But only because we've been waiting and trying to have a baby for so long. Now we don't know how long it's gonna be before we can get another chance again.
(They look at each other. We switch back to Monica. Chandler opens the door and she turns to look at him.)
Joey: Yeah, and you know what? We could do a lot worse.
Ross: Well we we dont have a garage.
Ross: I dont think that we are.
Chandler: Were moving to Tulsa
Monica: Honey, we have been through this before!
Chandler: Ooh! Yes! Okay! Heres what we do, we-we forget it happened.
Richard: Well have we finished the scene?
Joey: I bet we could get videos of all the sites, get a VCR in our hotel room... we'd never even have to go outside!
JOEY: [peeks back out] Ok, now that your coat is safely in the bedr-, [sees that the coast is clear] oh, ok we can come back out in the living room.
MR. GELLER: Judy, Judy, relax, this is our little harmonica we're talking about. We taught her well. Ten percent of your paycheck, where does it go?
(We hear the sound of a bed creaking through the ceiling, and him moaning.)
Phoebe: Hey! Ive got a great idea for party favors for the shower. Okay, we get some uh mahogany boxes and carve everyones names in them and inside is everyones individual birth stone.
Chandler: Should we tell Rachel theres an empty private room right next door to hers?
Phoebe: Ooh! So now why can't we tell Chandler?
Ross: Whoa-whoa-whoa, hey! Now remember what we talked about, you gotta be strong.
Monica: Youre so pathetic! Why cant you just accept it, were winning because Im better than you.
Receptionist: We already got the results back on that on, and theyre not good. (Joey beats a hasty retreat.)
Ursula: Yeah, no were not thirty. Were 31. Okay. (She closes the door.)
Rachel: Oh thank god, if Phoebe�s going, can we please take Emma home?
Chandler: And may-maybe we could end up on a boat again?
Rachel: Well hello! So, when are we gettin back out on the water matey?
Ross: Yknow we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby thats half human and half pure evil!
Ross: Yes, yes it is! No, but it's good it'sEmily thinks we should get all new stuff. Stuff that's just ours, together. Y'know brand new.
Monica: Because we won our apartment back!
Rachel: (interrupting her) Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Im sorry, semi-private? We (Laughs), we asked for a private room.
Director: Listen Joey, we definitely want to see you for the callback on Saturday.
Joey: Were gonna climb Mt. Everest!
Joey: Maybe we should just eat now.
Rachel: We got locked out of the apartment, we �
Monica: Well, we had a little fight.
Phoebe: Alright, okay, so we can all go now. That is fun. Hey, you know what? We all haven�t been together the six of us in such a long time.
Ross: I have to say you are a much bigger person than I am. I mean after all weve been through, I justyknow I wish I had a brother to reciprocate. Hey, if you ever want to go out with Monica, you have my blessing.
Joey: (Looking inside the fridge, and we only see his back. Then he closes the door, and we see it's Joey.) Hi sweetie!
Monica: We don�t have much time. Once the egg descended the oviduct �
CHANDLER: Hey, come on, we got the gift, the concert, and the cake.
Ross: Boy, we uhm... hadn't really thought of that.
Phoebe: Ah, Catwoman. So we meet again.
Joey: (To Chandler) In what John Houston film would you hear this line, "Badges? We dont need no stinkin badges!"
Chandler: I'll tell you what, for the rest of our lives, I'll be careful until told otherwise. <looks at china> hey wait a minute this isn't the china we picked out..
Chandler: Okay, here is the thing. We have thrown a very formal surprise party for you in there! All of your friends are in there and your parents!
Rachel: Wel-wel-well what are we gonna do?
Monica: (interrupts him) If someone wants to give us a present, we dont want to deprive them of that joy.
Chandler: (handing Monica the wax) Wax the door shut, were never leaving, ever.
Joey: Yeah, it mustve fallen out a few blocks back. I just figured we hit a dog.
Joey: Ah-ah-ah Mr. Smartie Pants, its just not my character thats not brain dead. Hey, so Pheebs, we still on for tonight?
Lauren: (to Joey) Hey! So since were getting off early, do you want to go and paint mugs?
Joey: I had to read the Bible pretty carefully, but... yeah we do.
Rachel: Ross, we actually watched the documentary together.
The Cooking Teacher: Were all beginners here. Nobody knows what theyre doing.
CHANDLER: We don't know Bob, ok? We know me. We like me. Please let me be happy.
Ross: Come on, man! Just-just take the sweats off. Okay? Just take em off and well have some fun.
Phoebe: Oh my god! Shouldn't we stop this?
Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: It looked like we were gonna lose her this morning, but shes a tough old bird.
Ross: Okay! Ho-ho! We did not steal your thunder because we are not getting back together!
Chandler: Monica, we are not ready to have two babies!
Ross: Okay, here we go! Emma's first birthday cake... Well hey... well, blow out the candle. Come on Emma.
Joey: Yeah for like a half an hour one night! Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life! Youre so lucky! Look what I missed out on by not being there! Although you know what? It could never have worked like you guys did, cause you guys are perfect for each other. Yknow, we look at you and-and we see you together and it just it-it fits. Yknow? And you just know its gonna last forever.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch. The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room. Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again. {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}]
Ross: Okay. Now-now-now should I climb down your front so were face to face or-or should I climb down your back so were-were butt to face.
Joey: Well, I figured were in another country, so it doesnt count.
MIKE: Eh, why don't we start with the beer?
Chandler: Wouldnt it be easier if we just moved?
ROSS: I don't know.� We could look it up.
RACHEL: Oh.� (to Phoebe) Should we send them something back?
Rachel: I do not know what's wrong with us, I mean, we have kissed before and that's been great! But this time it was leading somewhere and I was very aware of the fact that it was Joey touching me.
Rachel: No, so I dont have to get married until Im 33! Thats three years, thats three whole yearsOh, wait a minute though. Ill need a year and a half to plan the wedding, and Id like to know the guy for a year, year and a half before we get engaged Which means I need to meet the guy by the time Im thirty.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV, and we hear Mr. Treeger in the bathroom.]
Ross: How was I supposed to know wed end up being friends after college, let alone you-you would be living with my sister?
Ross: Thats okay Rach, were not liking Ross right now.
Phoebe: Oh no, we have to!
Minister: I think wed better start again. Ross, repeat after me. I, Ross
Chandler: Ugh, we have already proved that we are hot! Okay? So why-why are you getting so obsessed about this thing?!
Ross: Shh! (singing) Here we come, walkin' down the street, get the funniest looks from, everyone we meet. Hey, hey! (to Carol) Hey, uh, did you just feel that?
Matt: Yeah, shes trying to waft the smell across the hall to get us to come hang out in her new place, and were sitting there eating pizza and I think it was you (Points to Lisa) that said
Monica: Hi honey. We just got a wedding gift from Bob and Faye Bing; they dont like us do they? (They gave them a pok-a-dotted punch bowl.)
Chandler: But we don't do that.
Monica: Eh, we weren't that close anyway!
[We close with a bunch of scenes where they screw up and make weird noises. It finishes with.]
Phoebe: All right, Im gonna close my eyes and point to someone, and you, whoever I point has to come up with something fun for us to do, and we have to do it.
Monica: Okay, now we just need something borrowed!
Monica: No-no-no, wait! We need something old!
Waiter: It�s just that we do have some large parties waiting.
Phoebe: Aren't we done with that?
Ross: Wow! It actually is in the handbook. I cant date you or have a hot plate in my office. I cant believe we have to stop seeing each other.
Rachel: Okay! Okay! Umm, Websters Dictionary defines marriage as (Ross and Joey start writing.) Okay!! Forget that! That sucks!! Okay, never mind! Forget it! Umm, umm, okay, uh I met, I-I met, I met Monica when we were just a couple of six year olds and I became friends with Chandler when he was 25, although he seemed like a six year old.
Monica: Daddy! I dont think we need to hear about the specific positions you and mom had sex.
Phoebe: Oh my god, we killed Bob!
Monica: You say Thank you very much, and then you buy me something pretty. Come on, were gonna put are hands in this bowl, and were gonna start squishing the tomatoes.
MONICA: Well, maybe the mailman liked the cookies, we just didn't give him enough.
Kim: Ohh honey come here. (Hugging Rachel.) Ohh it will be ok. Weve all been there.
Ross: We have to stop them before something happens!
Joanna: No, we are. Im sad.
Phoebe: Ok, um, (clears throat) we haven't known each other for that long a time, and, um, there are three things that you should know about me. One, my friends are the most important thing in my life, two, I never lie, and three, I make the best oatmeal raisin cookies in the world. (Phoebe opens a tin and offers Rachel a cookie)
Chandler: Well, remember the first time we saw Jaws?
Chandler: Look, we have no time okay? We must focus. We gotta get everything back into its original place.
Chandler: Sorry. Im sorry. Y'know what, were just gonna throw it.
Joey: Ahhh! I heard "I do", were halfway there! Okay! (To Bobby) You!
Kyle: Were gonna give it another try.
Chandler: We still got it!
Monica: Okay. (They walk away to get some privacy.) We have got to beat them! {Here we go yet again.}
Joey: We were gonna go see the Jets!