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Rachel: Well, believe it or not, it's true. When Joey and I were together, he was wonderful. He was thoughtful and mature. And for the one week that we went out, he didn't sleep with anybody else!
Joey: Oh, really? You know what your great friend did? We're out to dinner, ok? (he starts talking about the date and we can see what happened through a flashback video) We're getting along, having a really nice time. I was thinking she was really cool. And then, out of nowhere...
(Sarah picks up some fries from Joey’s plate and Joey looks very angry. Then we’re back to Central Perk and Joey does a you-see-what-I-mean look to Phoebe)
Rachel: Oh, yeah. Joey doesn’t share food. I mean, just last week we were having breakfast and he had a couple of grapes on his plate and ...
Joey: (he thinks a little, considering the option and seems to be quite satisfied) I like that! A sharing buffer! Yeah! I’ll order some extra fries! Maybe a plate of onion rings. Yeah. And a shrimp cocktail. And some buffalo wings. Maybe an individual pizza, uh? And some mozzarella sticks. (he looks absorbed in his food thoughts) What were we talking about?
Ross: You know, we should just go, I’m not gonna find anything here! This stuff is ridiculous!
Erica: We’re great, I think I may have asked all my questions.
Agency guy: Yes, our system assures total anonimity. We’re very proud of it.
Erica: Actually, I don’t think we have to.
Monica: We don’t?
Erica: Yeah, when I read about you two, I was pretty sure I wanted you, but I just thought we should meet face to face. (to the agency guy). I've made my decision. I choose them.
Rachel: We got some really great stuff!
Phoebe: Oh! okay. Wait, are we in Joey's imagination?
Chandler: We are NOT signing those papers.
Monica: C'mon Chandler, I think we have been given an opportunity. I mean, the mistake has already been made. They are writing up the paper right now.
Chandler: But we are not the one she chose! How can you feel okay about this?
Monica: (very emotional) Because... We may not be who she thinks we are but no-one will ever love that baby more than us.
Monica: (Almost crying) Please.. please, we are so close.
Ross: Here (gets behind her to help. When the coat comes off we see she is wearing the exact same shirt Ross is wearing. They look at each other, shocked. They abruptly put their coat back on) So this was fun! (They leave the room and head into opposite directions)
Agency guy: So, these are the preliminary forms for an open adoption. There's a lot to go over, but I'll explain everything as we go through it.
(Chandler takes Monica's hand, and gets serious) Look, before we sign anything we really have to talk...(pause) We're not who you think we are.
Monica: Yeah, but the important thing to know about us, is how much we would care for this little baby. (holds up the sonogram)
Monica: Well, we... (makes quotation signs in the air) "bore false witness"... See I could be a reverend.
Monica: But we were hoping that since we told you the truth that you still might consider...
Chandler: You have every reason to be upset. We did lie. But only because we've been waiting and trying to have a baby for so long. Now we don't know how long it's gonna be before we can get another chance again.
(They look at each other. We switch back to Monica. Chandler opens the door and she turns to look at him.)
Joey: Yeah, and you know what? We could do a lot worse.
Rachel: Phoebe, we cant, we just cant just let it happen! Okay, we have to do something! We have to break them up! Okay? Just go in there and like, shave her head! You owe me one bald girl!!
Fireman #2: Well, we determined the cause of the fire.
Rachel: Uh, we are here to break up with you.
Rachel: Im sure he will forgive you. Look, we have all been there! Yknow, you fight, you make up, its just the way it works.
Monica: Joey, please dont do that. I think its best that we just forget about it.
Chandler: Oh, yeah! Absolutely! Anything you need man! But you have to promise me the second you are feeling better so that we can make fun of your hair!
Ross: Hey! I just spoke to your dad, and you know what? He seems to think well be able to find a new place for the wedding.
Chandler: Our eyes are closed and were about to cross the street. Very good.
Ross: Well, I tell you what. Why dont we uh, why dont we just stay here? Lets not see a movie, well just hang.
Rachel: Noo! Oh God we didwe didnt, we didnt uhh
CHANDLER: Oh yeah, you got the big TV. We'll be over there all the time. . . [Chandler gives him a look] except when we are here.
Emily: Ohh, I dont think so. I mean it would be different if it was way into the future and-and-and we were getting married or something.
Chandler: Ok, so now that you're in, what are you gonna do if we win?
(We see that Ross is returning to his apartment with Jill.)
Monica: All right, well call you when we get back.
Monica: Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So
Phoebe: (to Robert) Youve have lipstick right here (points to her cheek). Thats okay, its mine, we just kissed.
Ross: I think this is it. I don't know, maybe we should keep looking.
Chandler: Well, at least we got these little guys out.
Rachel: I know. Okay. (Whispering and thinking.) Okay. Okay. All right. All right, this is what were gonna do, we are gonna go to the next highest bidder, and we are just gonna let them buy it, and then youre just gonna pay the difference.
Chandler: How long have we been home?
Monica: Phoebe, were getting married, married; not sixth grade married.
Monica: I cant believe were living here!
Monica: Honey, wait. We only did it once. It didn't mean anything to me.
Monica: I also, did a little something in fur. But umm, thats really just for me. (Rubs it against her cheek.) Okay. So, why dont you go into your room and try these on and well seeget a better idea of whats gonna work.
RACH: Well. [looks at watch] Woah, look at that! I gotta go, I gotta date. With a man. Um, OK, you guys have a really, uh, have a really good night and you two have a, uh, have a, uh, really good cat. [she leaves carrying her tray then comes back in] OK, we're not supposed to take these when we leave.
Ross: I knew it! I knew it! I always knew she liked him! Y'know, shed say no, but here we are! Right? We just broke up, first thing she does!
Phoebe: (deadpan) Come on Ross. Were sorry. Please tell us what it is.
Rachel: Oh my god, are we supposed to answer?
Monica: Im just saying, if we put just a little bit of makeup on you.
Chandler: Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a child's pillow.
Elizabeth: Oh, were not together.
Rachel: No honey, we're sorry, we didn't mean it. I love you. I love you.
Ross: No, it's just...you know the whole "getting on with your life" thing. Well, do I have to? I mean, I'm sitting here with this cute woman, and, and, and she's perfectly nice, and, but that there's, that's it. And um, and then I'm here talkin' to you, and, and it's easy, and it's fun, and, and I don't, I don't have to...You know, here's a wacky thought. Um, what's say you and I give it another shot? No no no, I know what you're gonna say, you're a lesbian. But what do you say we just put that aside for now you know? Let's just stick a pin in it, ok? Because, we're great together, you know. You can't deny it. Besides, you're carrying my baby. I mean, how perfect is that? But see, you know, you keep sayin' that, but there's somethin' right here. I love you.
Ross: Yeah, I know, so what? I mean, whos-whos to say? Does that me we-we cant do it? Look, huh, I was with Carol for four years before we got married and I wound up divorced from a pregnant lesbian. I mean, this, this makes sense for us. Come on! I mean, on our first date we ended up spending the whole weekend in Vermont! I mean, last night I got my ear pierced! Me! This feels right. Doesnt it?
Jill: Rachel and I had a really big fight, can I come in? I-I mean I know were not supposed to see each other anymore and Im okay with that, its just that I dont know anybody in the city and I really need somebody to talk to about it.
Rachel: No, honey, they're not, but don't worry, because we are going to find them, and until we do, we are all here for you, ok?
Joey: No, come on Ross! (He grabs his bag so he cant leave) Look, Ross, we have to get past this.
Monica: How about we play for more money, say 150?
Monica: Honey, we dont really have to go to this thing tonight do we?
Mrs. Geller: We really do feel bad about this though.
Phoebe: Okay. Umm, before we get started, I just wanna say for the record that I love Ross, I think hes such a great guy. Here. (Hands her the picture, Rachel grabs it out of her hand.) Okay, now, close your eyes. And imagine that youre with Ross okay and imagine that youre kissing him. And youre-youre running your hands all over his body. And then you run your hands through his hair, but eew-oh gross its some kind of grease, itsuck! Hah?
Joey: Hey, dont get religious on me, ok. (Ross looks a little confused.) A guy in your position needs to be a little better at relaxing. You know. Why do you think we have the comfortable chairs? Huh...come here sit down. (Ross sits down.) Ready? (Joey flips the foot rest up.) Ahh!! (He reclines the chair fully.) Ohh, yeah!! Huh?!
Rachel: Ill be right there! (to Ross) Okay, Ross, please come on! I thought we have moved on! I thought weve gotten to a place where we could be happy for each other! I mean was that just me?
Monica: Okay, well, we have to get past this! Why dont we get rid of the tape and pretend it never existed?
Rachel: I know! I know, she says its all mass-produced, nothing is authentic, and everyone winds up having the same stuff. (Ross looks at his table.) So come on, shes gonna be here any second! Can we please just cover this up with something?! Please?
Jamie: All we want is two Caffe Lattes.
CAROL: Uhh, we know, he already did it last week.
Joey: Yes we do! Now look, that was the best nap I ever had!!
Chandler: Yes, and we call Ross Lingers In The Bathroom.
[We see Chandler lighting up a cigarette.]
Phoebe: No! You don't have to do anything! Just don't tell them that we know!
Rachel: Y'know I cant believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
Monica: Okay, wait, you gotta hang up cause were gonna be late.
Phoebe: So, what are we gonna do? Are we just gonna go ahead and set them up with people?
Ross: And tell them what? The naked guy we stare at all the time isnt moving.
Phoebe: We thought you knew!
Rachel: Then, we had this big, stupid fight, and I said I wanted to take a break, I dont want to take a break.
Chandler: We talked 'til like two. It was this perfect evening... more or less.
Monica: Sex! This is the last day I�m ovulating, and when we don�t do it now, we�ll have to wait till next month. (walks towards bedroom)
PHOE: Oohh, um, no, I don't think that's the problem. 'Cause we went, um, dancing the other night and the way he held me so close, and the way he was looking into my eyes I just like... definitely felt something.
Ross: No-no-no, Im saying we-we buy more of this (disposable cameras) at the gift shop, throw our tuxes back on, and take a few pictures. All we have to do is make sure not to get anybody elses faces.
Ross: Although if we're gonna do that, we should probably call me "Daddy" too.
Rachel: (Resenting the truth) I am not a baby! You know what? I swear to god, just because you get so uptight every time we...
Gunther: We dont give anything away unless its someones birthday.
Phoebe: Umm, look we dont, we dont really know each other so it would be really easy to just forget about this, but there seems to be something between us. And I dont know about you but that doesnt happen to me a lot.
Monica: Well, we appreciate anything you can tell us.
Charlie: (sitting down on the bed) I think we need to talk...!
Ross: Well, were all here! I guess we should get going!
Joey: (yelling through the door) Can we come it yet?! Were dying out here!
MONICA: Look. [they look at Joey in the kitchen with a cigar in his mouth, looking at his reflection in a spatula] Joey, do you know we can see you from here?
MONICA: Really?� But tomorrow night is the only night I get off from the restaurant.� If you go to the game, we won't have a night together for another week.
Joey: (pause)....Are we still talking about sex?
Rachel: I'm not gonna tell you, but if you found out on your own, that would be okay and then we could talk about it. Right?
Monica: I still say that if we had called your dad we coulda gotten better seats.
Emily: Well then well get wet. (They kiss.)
Ross: Ok, ok, here we go. (he crouches down near her stomach) Ok, where am I talking to, here? I mean, uh, well, there is one way that seems to offer a certain acoustical advantage, but...
Phoebe: I had to bring them! We killed their mother, they're our responsibility now. You know, they require constant care. You should know that, Rachel, you're a mother.
Monica: Yes, but we have to be fast.
Phoebe: Yeah, say my name. Say it! (She stops when she realizes what shes doing.) And now Im going to cover you back up, and umm were never doing this again.
Ross: Until we start to look very small.
Ross: Oh great! Were going out again Saturday. But I just found shes also seeing some other guy.
Rachel: (takes off her robe) Oh! Look what happened! {Don't get your hopes up guys, we only get to see her from the back or from the neck up. Its times like these I wish that the networks would broadcast some nudity other than Denis Franz's butt.} (In her head.) Huh, check me out! I'm in my kitchen naked! I'm picking up an orange. (Does so) I'm naked! (Goes into the living room) Lighting the candles, naked, and carefully. (She backs anything that might have a point like a candle on her body away.)
Phoebe: (reading the certificate) Oh my God! Oh my God, we are 31.
Ross: Yeah! Wed meet, wed meet total strangers, and hang out with them!
Phoebe: There we go.You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.
Rachel: Thank you. (Dr. Long exits.) Well, I guess we have some time to kill.
Joey: Uh How long have we known each other?
Rachel: Oh we just put her down for a nap.
Monica: Sure, we have no money, go ahead.
Ross: Tag? Y-You're going? (Comes over to Tag) Uh we didn't, uh we didn't get the chance to talk. Uh, so, where did you say you're from again?
The Waiter: Because we can remember them.
Monica: We'll try to be more careful okay? It's just that, we don't want everyone to know because this is going really well, and maybe the reason it's going really well is because it's a secret.
Mike: Hey, when did we become one of those couples whose lives revolve around their rats?
Phoebe: What are we gonna do? I'm starving.
ROSS: Well, we should probably get going.
Rachel: Y'know I cant believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
Joey: Do you think well get our three bucks back?
Joey: Hey! I'm getting a little tired of this okay? We said we're sorry. It's Thanksgiving for Pete's sakes! A day of forgiveness!
Phoebe: We were at the game, and this guy proposed to his girlfriend on the big screen thing...