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Monica: No, a guy would be saying, "Im never gonna get to sleep with anyone else." Oh my God! Im never gonna get to sleep with anyone else! Ive been so busy planning the wedding that I forgot about all the things that Id be giving up! I mean, I Im never gonna have a first kiss again.
Monica: Honey, as we get closer to the wedding, is there anything that you would like to talk about or share?
Monica: Well, she corned me! She asked if the wedding was in town! I mean, what was I supposed to do?!
Phoebe: It’s ok, it’s ok. I made my decision. What I really want is a great big wedding (she covers her mouth)
Monica: (taking Rachels hand) Sweetie okay. Its okay. Everybody made it to the wedding. Im fine.
Aunt Lisa: Congratulations on the baby, and on the wedding
Phoebe: Look, I can't have a wedding with this money now. It's tainted.
ROSS: Well then that's it. And if George and Adelaide can't accept that, then the hell with them. Look, if my parents didn't want me to marry you, no way that would have stopped me. Look, this is your wedding. Do it.
David: Why not? It's brilliant! (talking to an imaginary Mike) Goodbye Mike, we'll see you at the wedding, fella! (pause) well, we probably won't invite you to the wedding... (to Chandler) Thank you, Chandler. Sincerely.
ROSS: Why wouldn't I want to come? I had fun at the first wedding.
Chandler: So did Monica tell you about this great band called the Swing Kings that were trying to get to play at the wedding?
Phoebe: Oh, have a great wedding!
Monica: Oh sweetie, you can never embarrass me. (Chandler grunts.) Okay, you can easily embarrass me. But come on, it doesnt matter. All right? I married you! So I want to dance on my wedding night with my husband. Come on. (They go onto the floor.) Just try not to move your feet at all. (Chandler starts to get into the groove and bust a move.) There you go.
[There was no closing scene, only a preview of the wedding.]
[And with that we go into the save the budget portion of the show, which features flashbacks from previous episodes. The first set of auditions feature high lights or low lights of Joeys acting career. The first flashback is from The One With The Lesbian Wedding.]
(Another woman walks past Rachel carrying a wedding dress.)
(Monica enters wearing her wedding dress.)
Chandler: (interrupting her just in time) Hey! Heres a dollar, consider it a deposit. Please sing at our wedding.
Joey: Yeah! If you wanna sing at their wedding, well you sing at their wedding!
Mike: Well, hey, at least you're getting a proper wedding. I mean, you really deserve that.
Rachel: Yeah, so lets get started on the wedding plans!
Monica: I cant believe it! That there is no money for my wedding?!
Monica: (laughs) Yknow what? I-I dont want a big, fancy wedding.
Ross: My-my ring? My-my wedding ring? The-the stripper stole my wedding ring?! H-how?! How could this all happen?!
Joey: (holding a box) Well, remember when they got in that big fight and broke up and we were all stuck in her with no food or anything? Well, when Ross said Rachel at the wedding, I figured it was gonna happen again, so I hid this in here.
Phoebe: Ice sculpture? That sounds really fancy! I told you I just want a simple wedding.
"First time I met Chandler, I thought he was gay. But here I am singing on his wedding day!"
Megan: We met with him. Did he show you the photos of the nude wedding he did?
Ross: Cousin Frannies wedding, its tomorrow night.
Charity guy: Please, take the check, go have a great wedding and a wonderful life together.
ROSS: So don't, I don't see why we have to go to this thing anyway, it's your ex-fiancee's wedding.
Monica: What happened? You still have the Monica wedding fund dont you?
Aunt Millie: Isnt it a beautiful wedding?!
The Wedding Guest: Hi!
Eric: Well, I guess Ill see you at the wedding. (Exits and Phoebe follows him into the hall.)
Phoebe: (her mobile phone rings) Oh, it's my wedding planner. She's driving me crazy! (she answers) Hello... Hey, ok, stop screaming! Ok? So, halibut. All right, so salmon, either way. I don't-I don't... it doesn't matter to me!
Chandler: Oh you got a wedding dress? Thats great!
Monica: No, Im wearing a wedding dress.
Phoebe: You guys kissed!!!!! What does this mean?!! Are you, are you getting back together?! Can I sing at your wedding?
Rachel: Yeah, I went to a wedding once where they had swing music and uh, two months later the couple got divorced. And now Im not saying that theres any connection here yknow, but they did tell me thats why they got divorced.
The Museum Official: (to the couple) You can put the aisle over here (points), and put the wedding ceremony right over here. (Points.)
Chandler: Yknow Im-Im really glad we decided not to sleep together before the wedding.
Monica: Oh how nice. Maybe later we can all go blow our noses on my wedding dress.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are admiring Monicas wedding dress.]
Monica: The wedding starts at six.
Monica: Shrill?! The wedding is back on!
Phoebe: Okay, I can fix this! Okay Monica, Rachel thinks all you can talk about is the wedding. (Rachel glares at her.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is entering and Mona from the wedding recognizes him.]
Woman At The Wedding: Why wont you take our picture?
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress.]
Monica: (entering from her room, excitedly) Im getting married today!!! (She trips and falls.) (Getting up) I think I just cracked a rib. But I dont care because todays my wedding day! My day is finally here!! (Runs back into her room.)
[Scene: The Wedding Hall, Monica and Chandler have just said "I do," and the photographer is taking the required pictures. First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey.]
WEDDING PLANNER: All rightie, everybody look at me. Good. All right, its time. Bridesmaids and ushers let's see two lines, thank you.
Chandler: The wedding pictures?
Anxious Wedding Guest: Yes! Green-blue!
Anxious Wedding Guest: Yes!
Woman At The Wedding: It didnt click.
Man At The Wedding: Uh, would you take one of us?
Phoebe: Wait you stole those from these peoples wedding?
Phoebe: It’s for our wedding day! Right, now, is this guy gay or straight, because one of us gonna have to start flirting.
Chandler: Umm, so this Aunt Marilyn is-is-is-is she coming to the wedding?
Chandler: Oh, shes got you running errands, yknow, picking up wedding dresses (Laughs and makes like Indiana Jones and his whip) Wah-pah!
Anxious Wedding Guest: Yes!
Monica: I kind of have to don't I? Because of this stupid thing (Points to her wedding ring.)
Rachel: I know. I always thought if you and I got married, it would be the one that stuck. And it wouldnt be a secret, and we wouldnt have our wedding dinner at Pizza Hut. (They both laugh.)
Joey: What?! He got to do it at your first wedding!
Mike: Yes. Yeah and thanks for all the wedding night advice. (walks away) That didn't make me uncomfortable at all! Alright, so I'll see everybody tonight?
Joey: Okay, the next situation is for Rachel. The wedding is about to start you walk into the back room and you find Monica taking a nap with Ross. (Ross lies on the floor.) Ill be Monica. Go! (He jumps down and cuddles up with Ross.)
Joey: That hot girl from their wedding?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters.]
Ross: Well yeah, but she doesnt know that. I mean, the last time she saw you-you wouldve turned one of those little wedding chairs into kindling.
Rachel: Oh! Oh, I just thought of the greatest wedding gift to get you.
Man At The Wedding: Uh, your finger was covering the lens.
Ross: Im telling you, this looks exactly like your wedding! Arent these the same flowers?
Mrs. Geller: Youre not going to say anything? On our 35th wedding anniversary
Ross: (Stepping in between them.)Okay! Okay! Thats it!! Parents!! Parents!! Back away!! All right, this is our wedding day! From now on everyone gets along, and if I hear one more word. NO GRANDCHILDREN! (Pointing at his mother.) Thats right!!
Woman: And also, congratulations on your wedding.
Monica: Its enough for wedding scenario eight.
Ross: I can't believe we're gonna be the only people that aren't in this wedding.
Megan: I know! I almost called off my wedding. Oh, whos your band?!
Ross: Okay, how about you flew to London to stop my wedding! Ah, how about you told me you loved me after I was already married!
Mr. Bing: But that was after the wedding, its not bad luck then.
Mrs. Geller: Oh, well Richard raved about the food at his party, of course you were sleeping with him. Then I heard the food at that lesbian wedding was very nice, I assume you werent sleeping with anybody there. Though, at least that would be something. (Leaves)
Chandler: Get ready to run. (Chandler walks over to the new bride.) Congratulations on your wedding. (He grabs her, kisses her, Ross takes the picture, and they both run out.)
Ross: (to Rachel) Haha! Looks like you're not going to be in the wedding either. (Looks at Phoebe) So sorry Pheebs.
Chandler: Yknow that thing that Ross was gonna do at our wedding?! He was hanging out with me yesterday and he turned to me and said, "Youre half Scottish right?"
Phoebe: Hey the wedding is so close! Are you getting nervous?
Ross: Hey-hey, since youre the fix-it lady, heres a pickle, what do you do when the bride says she doesnt want to have the wedding at all?
Monica: I hear wedding bells.
CHANDLER: Well now you understand how I feel every single day, ok? The world is my lesbian wedding.
Monica: Listen umm, I've been thinking, it's not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you work, you work really hard for that.
Mike: Oh, figuring out our wedding plans.
Monica: Why not! This is her wedding day, this is way more important than some stupid kids!
RACHEL: Yeah, when I was in the bathroom I saw the window that I crawled out of at my wedding, and God, I just started thinking that I shouldn't be here, you know I shouldn't, people are going to be looking at me and judging me and, and thinking about the last time.
Monica: Chandler! Hes your father; he should be at the wedding.
Phoebe: Yeah! Now, how would you feel if we gave all the wedding money to charity and we just got married at City Hall?
Chandler: Theres gonna be a wedding. Youre gonna be the bride. Two hundred people are going to be looking at you in a clean white dress.
Chandler: Oh, that's The Wedding March. Does, does that freak you out?
Joey: Yeah, yeah, in honor of their 35th wedding anniversary, I had a star named after them.
Monica: Hi honey. We just got a wedding gift from Bob and Faye Bing; they dont like us do they? (They gave them a pok-a-dotted punch bowl.)
Rachel: Well, uh something about having second thoughts about the wedding and did you guys make a mistake breaking up and uh, she wants you to call her.
Monica: Chandler, youre not fourteen anymore. Okay? Maybe its time that you let that stuff go. If your fathers not at your wedding youre gonna regret it for the rest of your life.