words in movies
CHANDLER: They were huge. When she sneezed, bats flew out of them.
RACHEL: Come on, they were not that huge.
CHANDLER: Heckles played clarinet in band, and I played clarinet. And he was in the scale modeler's club, and I was, well, there was no club, but I sure thought they were cool.
JOEY: So, you were both dorks. Big deal.
Monica: What-what was it you were gonna tell us?
Rachel: Oh yeah, we were but umm, now weve got candy.
Rachel: So Ross, we went out for two years, and you never told me you were in an I Hate Rachel club.
Phoebe: I'm sorry you guys but, you know, Mike's got his brother and his friends from school so... you know, you were-you were... if it helps you, you were next in line, you just-you just missed the cut.
Ross: Oh-oh, were you, were you watching?
Phoebe: Okay, bye. Alright, so Mike's on his way over. See, you thought you guys were meeting here, and he thought you were meeting at the restaurant, so you know... Doesn't really matter who's right or wrong. Point is... I'm gonna take off.
Phoebe: Ooh! Thats good! Wow! But now if you were pregnant, what would you name it? Hint: Phoebe.
Phoebe: (To Ross) For what it's worth, we would have caught her if we were at the right airport.
Rachel: He's soo lucky, if Janice were a guy, she'd be sleeping with somebody else by now.
PHOEBE: Sparkly. So, wow, this is pretty wonerful, huh. Mr. major capades guy. I, I remember when you were just, like, King Friday in Mr. Roger's Ice is Nice.
Chandler: I didn't know you were taking a class. That is so cool.
Chandler: Hey. I just, I just wanted to come over to-to say that Im sorry. Yknow? I know I acted like the biggest idiot in the world, and I can completely understand why you were so upset.
Monica: Yknow, I think if I were going to be with a woman. (Chandler is intrigued.) Itd, itd be with someone like Michelle, she was so oh, she was so petite.
Joey: Hey Ross, listen, Dirk was wondering about the woman that you brought and if you guys were together, or...
Rachel: Oh! Whoops! Im sorry, you were talking about Emily!
Joey: It was different for you guys! I mean, I mean, you were both in the same place, right?
Monica: Or, it could mean that-that you saw Chandler and me together and we y'know were being close and stuff and then you just want to have that with someone too.
Phoebe: It was the end of the party, you were probably ironing wrapping paper.
Ross: I dont know, I mean you were a lot bigger, I mean, stronger back then.
Ross: Anyway. Thats when our Mom said we were not to play football ever again.
Rachel: What?! Why? Joey you were so ready for it!
Ross: WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!!!
Rachel: Look, I am so so happy for you guys, but you getting married just reminds me of the fact that Im not. Im not even close. And I dont know, maybe I just wanted to make myself feel better. And I know that thats dumb, but oh my God you were so depressed when Ross got married that you slept with Chandler!
Ross: Wait a minute! Were you on a poster for gonorrhea?
Ross: Oh! ...Yeah, they were gross. Oh, you know what I loved? Her Sweet 'n' Los. How she was always stealing them from- from restaurants.
Monica: Thats different, we were roommates! And when?!
Joey: They were in his office.
Monica: I just talked to Joey, I justI want to see how you were.
Joey: Rach, I gotta say...if you weren't here wondering if these guys were gay I don't know if I could do this!
Rachel: So you were saying?
Phoebe: Were you guys making fun of Parker?
Monica: We were playing a game.
Ross: (chases her) Oh yeah, yeah? Well uh, when we were going out, I read tons of porno magazines! (Realizes a table of women overheard him.) (To that table.) Sup?
JADE: Oh, you know, the usual, teaching aerobics, partying way too much. Oh, and in case you were wondering, those are my legs on the new James Bond poster.
Rachel: Oh God! Yknow what I wish? I wish you were six years older. Well actually, if Im wishin for stuff, I actually wish I was six years younger.
Monica: I thought it might be true. And I was afraid that you were gonna cry and then show it to me.
Rachel: What do you mean, you fold? Hey, come on! What is this? I thought that 'once the cards were dealt, I'm not a nice guy.' I mean, what, were you just full of it?
Phoebe: Okay, I didnt understand that, but yknow, maybe thats cause you were speaking the secret language of love!
Amy: Oh. I was so looking forward to this. It was going to be such a beautiful Thanksgiving. We were going to have sushi.
Monica: Well, she was shocked when I told her, but then again so were most people.
Joey: Yeah that really calms me down. And! We have so much in common! She loves sandwiches, sports, although she is a Met fan, not much of an issue now but if were ever to have kids, well thats a
Phoebe: Not if you were here.
Ross: (in his head) All right, keep going. We are phasing the accent out, phasing it out. So without out re-testing the results in the laboratory (pronounced the British way) the team would never have identified (British) the initial errors in their carbon dating analysis (British). Were there any questions at this point? (One student raises his hand.) Yes. (Points to him.)
Chandler: Oh yeah, I just showed this a picture of you and guys were throwing themselves at me! Theyre buying me drinks! Theyre giving me stuff! (to Joey) Knicks tonight?
Rachel: Yeah...(sigh)....OK. Where were we? Oh, OK... five card draw, uh... jacks or better... nothing wild, everybody ante.
Monica: Is this the video of the baby being born? Sweetie, this is Phoebes. Why were you even watching it?
Vince: No-no its okay. Its just that ah, I thought we had something pretty special here. And y'know I-I felt like you were someone I could finally open up to, and (starts choking up) That theres so much in me I have to share with you yet.
Joey: (to the waiter) Hey! Are those crab cakes? (The waiter nods) Did I not tell ya to come straight to me when more crab cakes were ready?
Phoebe: Umm, Rachel and I were just discussing it and she had some very interesting insights.
Chandler: But you said you were ready too.
Rachel: All right, well, everybody just remember where they were sitting.
Chandler: Um, we're kind of having an emergency and we-we were looking for something...
Ross: (laughs) You were backpacking across Western Europe?
Chandler: Hey, listen, I'm sorry about this afternoon, y'know, if I would've known you guys were... I never would've...
Ross: You were the 200-pound 11-year-old who rode her!
Mrs. Geller: Jack, is it all our fault? Were we bad parents?
Rachel: You were gonna propose to me?
Rachel: Im sorry honey, what were you saying?
Chandler: Well its just while Monica and I were dancing to them it was the first time I knew that you were the woman I wanted to dance all my dances with.
Kyle: we talked through most of the night and we realized that the reason we were so angry at each other was because there are still feelings there. So (Pause)
Joey: (to Dina) You were right. He is funny.
Rachel: I-I-I didn't! I didn't! She thought you were cute.
Aurora: ...All of a sudden we realised we were in Yammon.
Monica: You were the next caller five hours ago. You must be going crazy.
Ross: (stopping him) Okay! Okay! Okay. Im sorry. Please, please, you were in Western Europe and?
Monica:: then why were you watching them and giving YOURSELF a treat.
Rachel: Yes! And he said really mean things that were only partly true.
Ross: Well, I was just playing with him, and y'know we were doing the alphabet song, which he used to be really good at, but suddenly hes leaving out e and f. Its like they just ah, I dont know, fell out of his head.
CHANDLER: Phoebs, let me ask you something, were, were these, uh, funny brownies?
Chandler: Were you're parents happy, or something?
Mrs. Geller: Sweetheart. Oh sorry were late, my fault, I insisted on riding the tube.
Joey: Yeah, at Macy's. You were the Obsession girl, right? I was the Aramis guy. (pretends to spray cologne) Aramis? Aramis?
Rachel: That was one time, Ross, and they were only like 5 milligrams.
Chandler: You called everyone and said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume, so I borrowed one from a guy at work!
Chandler: (to Phoebe) Were you there?
Rachel: Nice? They were nice. I mean, that's it? I mean, mittens are nice.
Phoebe: Y'know you guys were a lot more supportive when I wanted to make denim furniture.
Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: It looked like we were gonna lose her this morning, but shes a tough old bird.
Monica: I knew you were likely to take a wife!
Phoebe: No, its not! We were just goofing around and I dared him to try them on.
ROB: The thing is, I think some of the parents, they were kinda hopin' that you'd play more songs about like, barnyard animals.
David: Hey! Oh, I was just about to leave. I-I-I-I didnt think you were coming.
Ross: Hum...So...hum...Oh hey I noticed you were reading the paper...another flood in Europe? Here�s a question: "Would you...would you rather drown or be burnt alive?"
Monica: Hey, umm, so listen umm, my friends were telling me a little about this ah, ultimate fighting thing and it, well it sounds really dangerous. I-I dont want you to get hurt, cause I kinda like you.
Molly: You mean, when you were a baby.
Chandler: Im sorry. When you were in high school you made out with a 50-year-old woman?
Wendy: So, if you were home right now, what would you be doing?
Ross: Yeah, um, okay see, you were, you were on the list but my friend, Chandler (Chandler waves) brought up the very good point that you are international, so I bumped you for Wynona Rider, local.
Rachel: Hi! Hey, remember how last night we were talking about that movie Cujo?
Chandler: You called everyone and said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume, so I borrowed one from a guy at work!
Chandler: I had to! Okay, imagine you were married... and you found a tape of your wife in another guys' apartment... Wouldn't you need to know what was on it?
Gavin: I heard you were sick...
Monica: Well, that was weird. You were loud, and I was fast.
David: (Stands up and speaks more loudly) Sorry, I wa- I was just saying to my friend that I thought you were the most beautiful woman that I'd ever seen in my- in my life. And then he said that- you said you thought
Monica: Anyway, Ross and I were always captains, and um, it got kindve competitive and one year, Geller Bowl VI, I accidentally broke Rosss nose.
Mr. Geller: Oh, well, I, I guess it musta been the day after you were born. We were in the hospital room, your mother was asleep, and they brought you in and gave you to me. You were this ugly little red thing, and all of a sudden you grabbed my finger with your whole fist. And you squeezed it, so tight. And that's when I knew.
Chandler: Oh its been going on way to long now. Yknow, I mean the first time he said it we were just passing each other in the hallway, so I didnt say anything. And then the next time he said, "Hey Toby, do you want a donut?" And I-I wanted a donut. And now its five years later, the donuts gone and Im still Toby.
Chandler: Well, I think I judged her too quickly, and this time we were able to take the relationship to the next level.
Phoebe: God, I wish Mike were here.
Phoebe: (shocked) Oh, well, it's a shame that you-that you miss the movie 'cause we were gonna see, you know, either "Liar, Liar" or "Betrayal", or... "An Affair To Remember".