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Monica: What?
(In the rooms next door, Joey, Rachel, Ross and Charlie stop kissing and try to understand what the yelling was about. After a while they continue kissing. We're back in Chandler and Monica's room. Monica has some of her own hair stuffed in her mouth by Chandler.)
Rachel: Hey, you know, before you said that nothing could happen between us? What changed?
Rachel: What? Ross and Charlie? (Joey nods) Wow! She's really making her way through the group, huh? Ah, who am I to talk?
Charlie: Ooh... Is it because of what might be on the bedspread, because I saw that news report too, with the infra red and the ... I could just...
Ross: Hey, what are you guys doing?
Joey: Oh my God, it's Ross. What are we gonna do?
Joey: No idea what it means.
Rachel: How... wha... Hey! What are you... What is this? Have you guys been listening this entire time?
Phoebe: Now, what is this?
Rachel: Ah, what is this? Well, lets see, we kissed for ten minutes and now we're talking to our friends about it, so I guess this is sixth grade!
Phoebe: Oh no... Have you thought about it how complicated this could get? What about Ross?
Joey's voice, but she sees Ross: Seriously... What is it?
Chandler: You're not supposed to take that. Besides, it's a New Testament, what are you gonna do with it?
Monica: What do you think?
Chandler: What d'ya know... It's a treat for the eyes and the ears.
Phoebe: What?
Phoebe: You know what, we're gonna have sex. Let's just leave it there.
Ross: Wha... (gasps) What? What would give you that idea?
Ross: What?
Ross: You know what? I know Chandler longer, so I always think of him as my best friend, but now... I may have to rethink some stuff...
Rachel: Excuse me! (and she walks back to Joey, who is still looking very impressed about what Ross said to him. Rachel looks at him and hits him.) You didn't tell him, did you?
Rachel: Oh God! Alright, fine. You know what Joey, forget it. When we go back to New York, I will tell him.
Chandler: What are you singing?
Monica: You what? You said you liked them.
Chandler: Did I? Let's refresh. I believe what I said was that I could see your scalp.
Chandler: Again, let's journey back... As I recall what Rachel said, was she had never notice the shape of your skull before. And Joey... Well, Joey didn't realise that there was anything different.
Monica: You know what? I don't care. I like it like this, and I'm gonna keep it. You're just jealous because your hair can't do this... (and she shakes her head more violently) OUCH!
Rachel: What? What is it?
Precious: I mean, what the hell am I supposed to do now?
(she slaps him in the face, Mike looks like he doesn't believe what just happened. Precious leaves, and he turns to Phoebe.)
Chandler: Really? What happened?
Rachel: Yeah, 'cause that's what we do.
(Now they kiss passionately... and then Ross enters with Emma. They freeze, pull away and look at Ross who looks like he just can't believe what he's seeing. Joey straightens his shirt, and Rachel says I'm so-oo sorry, and presses her breasts together, just like Joey did before.)
Monica: Look what I found in the drawer... (Chandler looks up from his book.) And you said I'd never wear this...
Monica: Sure, what do you have in mind?
Chandler: This is what I want to do.
Ross: What do you think you're gonna do, have sex with her right here on my couch?
Ross: What?
Chandler: Depends on what you mean by we.
Monica: What?
Ross: What are you doing?
Ross: And what are you going to do for him?
Rachel: So what do you say? Can I be your girlfriend again?
Rachel: Monica, what are you doing?
Phoebe: What, he's not still following her. Do you think he is still following her?
Joey: Alright, I can make my peace with the clean dry towels Also what is with these chips you bought?
Cookie: Hey. What are we drinkin over here.
Ross: What?!
Chandler: What do we do? What do we do?
Rachel: (entering) You guys, youre never gonna believe what I just found tacked up on a telephone pole! (Shes holding a flyer.) Look kinda familiar?
Richard: What?
Rachel: Yeah, yeah and you know what, I know she's gonna wanna run again, I just don't know how to get out of it, I mean, I live with her.
Monica: All right, yknow what? We really are late! Lets go! Lets go! Lets go!!
Phoebe: What do you mean?
Director: Heres whats gonna happen. The musics gonna start, youre gonna dance, were gonna tape, you dont look at the camera. Any questions?
Phoebe: Come on you know what to do! You hire the first one! You dont hire an assistant because theyre cute, you hire them because theyre qualified.
MR. GREENE: ...what the hell does she want with half a boat...
Charlie: Well... I'm just thinking that maybe he's not the right guy to be with right now, maybe I should be with someone... I have more in common with. You know what I mean?
Rachel: What?!
Joey: (panicked) Water breaking, what do you mean? What's that, water breaking?
Monica: Are we playing football or what? Come on you hairy-backed Marries.
Robert: What?
Monica: Whats the matter?
Chandler: It's ok, it's ok. You know what? (Takes out his mobile) I'll just call the agency and tell them to throw out the letter. (starts dialing)
Joey: (Looking up at the waiter)Thats not food...No, I dont, no...(Taps Chandler on the shoulder.) Everything's different here...I want to go home. I...I miss my family. I miss the coffee house. I cant even remember what Phoebe looks like.
Rachel: What?
Chandler: I know what you meant!! (pause) You notice that ever since we got this chick, weve been fighting a lot more than we used too?
Ross: What?
Chandler: What?
Ross: What, so this guy is helping you for no apparent reason?
Jill: (entering) Sorry Im late, whats up?
PHOEBE: [innocently] What was that?
Monica: What are you doing with the lamp?
Monica: Well, what did you do?
Ross: Okay, look, I-I know what you guys are going to say
Rachel: Oh okay, Ill fix that to. Whats her e-mail address?
Joey: Hey, what have you guys been up too?
Ross: All right. (Reading.) A room. A man enters, he looks suspicious. (Stops reading a flips the page to find the next one is blank.) That's it? (Joey shrugs.) Joey, you're supposed to have five pages done by now! Including an exciting incident! (Flipping through the rest of the pad.) And what is, and what is all this?! (Reading.) The official rulebook of Fireball.
Monica: (To Chandler) This is what happens when you dont register for gifts!
Joey: (reacting first by jumping up) Dude! What the hell are you doing?! God! (Heads for his room leaving Ross.)
Mackenzie: This is what my mom was talking about. Whiners are wieners. (Joey glares at her angrily) Look, you want your friends to be happy, right?
Chandler: So apparently we just dont pay for food anymore. (Rachel laughs then Chandler notices something.) Do you see what I see?
Monica: (getting angry) What!!?
Chandler: (starts to recite a rehearsed speech) Monica is a self-sufficient, together lady. (Pause.) Being with her has been like being on a vacation. And what may be perceived as high maintenance is merely attention to detail and(He falters and Monica prompts him.)generosity of spirit.
Joey: Yes I did! Im Chandler. (Looks at Chandler) Dude, what happened?
Monica: What?
Rachel: Yeah! But I dont know what he looks like!
Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! Oh God, I thought (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if youll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?
Ross: Come here. (he hugs Rachel) Listen, you deserve so much better than him...you know, I mean, you, you, you should be with a guy who knows what he has when he has you.
Rachel: What?!!
Phoebe: What is this?
Rachel: Okay. Umm, what should we do for the theme?
Ross: Hey, whats going on?
Ross: What, do you, well umm, oh how about I come up there?
Joey: What?! How could you do that, how could you think she was Mary-Angela?
Pete: Y'know what, dont be. This is not, dont be, cause its not so bad.
Phoebe: No, y'know what dont close it (Rachel slams the door shut locking themselves out.) cause the... keys...are in there.
ROSS: Is this what you had in mind?
Rachel: Ohh, okay, Im sorry. Youre right. Yknow what? We absolutely can stay married, because I was under the impression that the boxes were far away from each other. All right, look, just please, take a moment here and think about what youre asking of me.
Ross: Yeah. (Gets up, but then pauses when he realizes what that meant.)
Joey: Whats going on?
JADE: Hello, I'm looking for Bob. This is Jane. I don't know if you're still at this number, but I was just thinking about us, and how great it was, and, well, I know it's been three years, but, I was kinda hoping we could hook up again. I barely had t he nerve to make this call, so you know what I did?
Rachel: Oh my God! What if he thinks I'm the kind of girl that-that would just sleep with him?
Rachel: Umm let me think...What do I want, what d-o I w-a-n-t...
Ursula: Oh! Okay, so thats why youre (Motions to what shes wearing.)
Ross: Yeah-uh-huh. Tomorrow night, Valentines Day, the most romantic day of the year. Who knows what could happen? I might not be shutting my drapes to show her my slides, if you know what I mean.
Phoebe: Absolutely, oh I promise. Tell her what?
Phoebe: Aww, good. (they hug) What?
Ross: Look, weve been together. Okay? And then apart, and then together, and then apart, and now we have a baby. (Pause) Its just if-if we got together again and it didnt work out I could never do that to Emma. I mean she-she thinking everything(Starts to cry.) Oh thats now me. What do they put something in the water in this place? Since Rachel and I were doing really, were doing really well right now.
(Walks out and after he closes the door Phoebe turns around and takes a bite out of what is left of his candy bar.)
Monica: What?! I didn't take care of everything, there's-there's plenty of things for you to do!
Joey: Uh, de-clawing cats. Hey, tell ya what. Let me walk you home. Well stop by every news stand and burn every copy of their Times and the Post.
Rachel: What?!
Monica: What?!
Rachel: No its okay, this is whats gonna happen. Im gonna wait a couple years and then the baby will tell him.
Joey: All right, uh (To Ross) Oh hey, youve done this before Ross, well what did you say when you made up your vows?
Chandler: Yknow what? Were not sad, were not sad, were just not 21 anymore. Yknow? Im 29 years old, damnit! And I want to sit in a comfortable chair, and watch television and go to bed at a reasonable hour!
Chandler: (coughing) What a geek!
Rachel: Well when I talk to her I almost feel like she understands what I'm saying.
Dr. Green: (gets his receipt and notices the twenty) What is this? Who put a twenty down here? Huh?
Monica: What?
Ross: What?
Rachel: Okay. Its okay. Were gonna be okay. Yknow what? Its okay. Im gonna, Im gonna, Im gonna boil some water and just rip up some sheets!
Ross: What trail?
Rachel: What, whats it, whats going on?
Ross: No, I'm sorry. Look I don't think that's what you wanna hear right now but I can't help it. I love marriage.
[Scene: Ross and Carol's, Ross is trying to talk to Carol about what Phoebe told him.]
Monica: (sees what he is doing) Chandler, stop! It is not going to pop open!
Rachel: Oh, I know. Hey, yknow what we never did? (Ross looks at her.) Oh no, not that. (Ross nods okay.) We uh, we never had bonus night!
Chandler: Now Ive upset you? What did I say?
Monica: Rachel-Rachel-Rachel I-I cannot, I cant let(pause), actually I kinda want to see what happens.
Phoebe: (notices his bag.) Hey, y'know what? My Grandma had the exact same bag!
Rachel: What is he doing here?!
Rachel: (to Monica) What?!
Joey: (pause) What?
Joey: (pause) What?