words in movies
Monica: What?
(In the rooms next door, Joey, Rachel, Ross and Charlie stop kissing and try to understand what the yelling was about. After a while they continue kissing. We're back in Chandler and Monica's room. Monica has some of her own hair stuffed in her mouth by Chandler.)
Rachel: Hey, you know, before you said that nothing could happen between us? What changed?
Rachel: What? Ross and Charlie? (Joey nods) Wow! She's really making her way through the group, huh? Ah, who am I to talk?
Charlie: Ooh... Is it because of what might be on the bedspread, because I saw that news report too, with the infra red and the ... I could just...
Ross: Hey, what are you guys doing?
Joey: Oh my God, it's Ross. What are we gonna do?
Joey: No idea what it means.
Rachel: How... wha... Hey! What are you... What is this? Have you guys been listening this entire time?
Phoebe: Now, what is this?
Rachel: Ah, what is this? Well, lets see, we kissed for ten minutes and now we're talking to our friends about it, so I guess this is sixth grade!
Phoebe: Oh no... Have you thought about it how complicated this could get? What about Ross?
Joey's voice, but she sees Ross: Seriously... What is it?
Chandler: You're not supposed to take that. Besides, it's a New Testament, what are you gonna do with it?
Monica: What do you think?
Chandler: What d'ya know... It's a treat for the eyes and the ears.
Phoebe: What?
Phoebe: You know what, we're gonna have sex. Let's just leave it there.
Ross: Wha... (gasps) What? What would give you that idea?
Ross: What?
Ross: You know what? I know Chandler longer, so I always think of him as my best friend, but now... I may have to rethink some stuff...
Rachel: Excuse me! (and she walks back to Joey, who is still looking very impressed about what Ross said to him. Rachel looks at him and hits him.) You didn't tell him, did you?
Rachel: Oh God! Alright, fine. You know what Joey, forget it. When we go back to New York, I will tell him.
Chandler: What are you singing?
Monica: You what? You said you liked them.
Chandler: Did I? Let's refresh. I believe what I said was that I could see your scalp.
Chandler: Again, let's journey back... As I recall what Rachel said, was she had never notice the shape of your skull before. And Joey... Well, Joey didn't realise that there was anything different.
Monica: You know what? I don't care. I like it like this, and I'm gonna keep it. You're just jealous because your hair can't do this... (and she shakes her head more violently) OUCH!
Rachel: What? What is it?
Precious: I mean, what the hell am I supposed to do now?
(she slaps him in the face, Mike looks like he doesn't believe what just happened. Precious leaves, and he turns to Phoebe.)
Chandler: Really? What happened?
Rachel: Yeah, 'cause that's what we do.
(Now they kiss passionately... and then Ross enters with Emma. They freeze, pull away and look at Ross who looks like he just can't believe what he's seeing. Joey straightens his shirt, and Rachel says I'm so-oo sorry, and presses her breasts together, just like Joey did before.)
Monica: Look what I found in the drawer... (Chandler looks up from his book.) And you said I'd never wear this...
Monica: Sure, what do you have in mind?
Chandler: This is what I want to do.
Rachel: What?
Monica: You what?
Shelley: What? He's cute!
Monica: Phoebe, what is it?
Joey: What?
Big Nosed Rachel: Guess what?! All that stuff about Nancy Branson being a slut was all a rumor so Chip dumped her and he wants to come over to my house tonight!
Ross: What, what is it?
Mrs. Geller: Tell her what?
Ross: Well uh, yknow what? Even if she doesnt know anything, I do! I have a son. And his mother and I didnt live together, and whenever he was with me I took care of him all the time, by myself.
Monica: Yeah, what, do you think were stupid?
Wendy: So, if you were home right now, what would you be doing?
Lydia: Mom, we've been through this. No, I'm not calling him. I don't care if it is his kid, the guy's a jerk. No, I'm not alone. Joey's here. (pause) What do you mean, Joey who? (covers the phone, to Joey) Joey who?
Mrs. Green: For what dear? For not inviting me or lying about it?
Monica: All right Rach, for what its worth, I think that youre doing great. I mean yknow lets face it, no one handles this well.
Chandler: Well, I suppose Id have to say you!! But, what if were watching a movie in here?
Joey: Oh. What?
Rachel: God, you have to tell me what happens tomorrow!
Phoebe: No thats what you do when you want to get the truth out of someone.
Rachel: Saw what?
Rachel: Oh what, you-you want both of them?
Ross: Oh my God! I-I see what this is! You are in love with Rachel!
Monica: Okay, so it doesnt involve Ross or Rachel or Chandler or Joey. But, what about Pete?
Monica: Right! .. but we "know" what you're wishing for!
Joey: Yeah! But if wouldve know what kind of friend you were gonna turn out to be, I wouldnt have worried about it so much! See you around!
Charity guy: Are you here to take more money? Because, I think what you're looking for is an ATM.
Rachel: What?
Phoebe: Hey!! (The bucket starts smoking.) The charity's on fire! Help! (Yet another guy walks by carrying a cup, which Phoebe grabs.) Oh good! Thank you, I need that. (She throws onto the smoldering fire. Suddenly the bucket erupts in flames.) Whoa! What is that?! (She sniffs the cup.) (To the guy.) It's nine o'clock in the morning!
Monica: So what are you gonna be?
RICHARD: You're gonna do what to my clocks.
Monica: Oh and you know what I want!
Joey: What are they doing out here? The coasts all the way over there. (Points to the coast, meanwhile there is coast behind him.)
Monica: What?!
Rachel: O-kay!! See what you did, Im gonna be doing it by myself now. Okay?
Ross: Well, excuse her for knowing what she wants to do with her life!
Phoebe: Well, that’s what I said, but it turns out, Mike was planning on proposing to me that same way last night!
(Chandler enters and sees what they're watching, panics, and runs to turn off the TV.)
Ross: What, uh... what juggling thing?
Rachel: Wait, wait, Chandler, this is what you're havin' for Thanksgiving dinner? What, what, what is it with you and this holiday?
Rachel: Oh hell, hes done this three times! He knows what its about!
Monica: Phoebe, I thought you said you know what youre doing?
Rachel: No! Yknow what? No! No! You thing was so stupid anyway, this was ridiculousWere gonna flip a coin! (Phoebe gasps.) All right?! (She flips the coin.) Heads! (Looks at the coin and grunts in disgust.)
Joey: (still trapped in the entertainment center) WHAT?!!
Rachel: Oh, ooh, everything looks delicious. What should I ha-ave? What should I have?
Joey: Okay, what else?
Monica: Phoebe, what are you doing?
Monica: Look at us all dressed up for the big office party! By the way, what are we celebrating?
Ross: Aww, Pheeb, come on isnt there any relative that would have the recipe? What about, what about your sister?
Rachel: What? No! Its not a big deal! I do that too, with my shampoo bottle.
Cecilia: And guess what? Good news! I got another job!
Joey: (smiles then stops) Now I cant believe it! What? Rachels pregnant? (The girls nod yes.) Whos the father?
Phoebe: Ooh! Thats good! Wow! But now if you were pregnant, what would you name it? Hint: Phoebe.
Rachel: (she's wearing an oven mitt to protect her hand) I give up you guys, I don't know what I'm going to do with this thing!
Guru Saj: I dont know, whats a koondis with you? (starts laughing as if that joke was funny, Ross only looks at him, and he stops) Please, lie down! Ive got a sav that oughta shrink that right up.
Ross: Uh, yknow what? Ill tell you who it hurts! It hurts the kid who has all his clothes stolen in gym class so he has to go to the principals office wearing nothing but a catchers mitt!
Monica: Again. Yknow what? I think we all did.
Ross: What code?
Ross: So what are you gonna do?
Mike: hey wait wait wait wait wait! Is that true what you said Phoebe's never had a serious relationship?
Monica: What are you doing here?
Joey: (in a funny voice) Yeah, so it turns out that it wasnt the hair straightener that started the fire. (Rachel prompts him on what to say next.) No-no, it was the candles. Its very not good leaving candles unattended. In fact, one of the first things they teach you in fire school is (Phoebe suddenly enters.) Uhh Uhh Okay. Well, I have to go now. (Phoebe leaves.)
Chandler: What?
Monica: Oh my god, where's my purse? No, you know what? I can replace everything in there. Get that binder, and let's go!
Phoebe: Also uhm... I just want you to know what a wonderful man your son is.
Joey: (entering) Oh uh, hey Pheebs. Uh yknow what? Ill-Ill come back later. (He goes to leave but runs into Ross whos entering.)
RACHEL: Guess what. Ben just said his first word.
Chandler: What was that?
Ross: Just, just say what you feel.
Chandler: Oh yknow, Ive been living here a while and Ive never seen whats inside that closet. What is, what is in there?
Rachel: Whatyeahwhat, yknow what? I hope Emily is a lesbian.
Chandler: So what do you think? I want that guys genes for my kid! Those eyes, those cheeckbones!
Rachel: Amy, you know what? I was thinking that maybe now it'd be a good time for us to sit down and, you know, talk about your future.
Chandler: Now Ive upset you? What did I say?
Richard: So when people complement me on my cooking should I, what do I say?
Joey: Dude, this isnt funny! What am I gonna do?! I go to bed last night, everythings cool! I wake up this morning, the strippers gone and the ring is gone!
Chandler: You kidding? Youre the most beautiful woman in most rooms (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whats going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
Ross: What? I don't get a goodbye?
Phoebe: What?! Thats the first time today!
Rachel: Well, yknow what? Actually, I was about to bid on this lovely trip to Paris.
Ross: Oh, you know what? You're gonna get it. I-I-I-I can feel it.
RACH: Well, what's the other thing, what do I think?
Chandler: What do you mean, like, buy it together?
Ross: What do you mean, theyre not moving in? They-theyre still moving in right?
Monica: Well, what happened?
Fake Monica: Yes necessarily! I mean, I dunno what it is, maybe it's the Amish thing.
Chandler: So what are you gonna do?
Rachel: "Ooo," what?
Phoebe: Well, who cares what your Mom thinks? So you pulled a Monica.
Phoebe: Exactly! Look, no matter what I tried to do, I couldn't keep you out of my life. Of all the people I have cut out, you were the only one who ever clawed her way back in.
Chandler: So, what do you think?
Ross: I know. A double blind date, and we both get stood up. What are the chances?
Ross: What, now?
WOMAN: You know, I uh, I couldn't help but overhear what you just said, and I think it's time for you to forget about Rose, move on with your life...how 'bout we go get you a drink?
Ross: What?
Rachel: What?
Joey: Oh-ooh-ooh! Yknow whats a good visual aide?
Rachel: What? What?!
Phoebe: Okay, this is what Im talking about, this. I-I need to live in a land where people can spill.
Rachel: Chandler! Youre smoking? What are you doing?!
Rachel: All right, its okay. One little setback is okay, just dont let it happen again, all right? Now since daddy paid for all this stuff, I should take it all away. But Im just gonna take the-the pajmena. (Ross hands it to her.) And the uh, and the uh pants. Yknow what, Im just gonna take it all away, cause that way youll just really learn the lesson. Okay? All righty, Im gonna run a couple of errands and I will see you at dinner. (Leaves with all of Jills stuff.)
Monica: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you just said.