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Monica: What?
(In the rooms next door, Joey, Rachel, Ross and Charlie stop kissing and try to understand what the yelling was about. After a while they continue kissing. We're back in Chandler and Monica's room. Monica has some of her own hair stuffed in her mouth by Chandler.)
Rachel: Hey, you know, before you said that nothing could happen between us? What changed?
Rachel: What? Ross and Charlie? (Joey nods) Wow! She's really making her way through the group, huh? Ah, who am I to talk?
Charlie: Ooh... Is it because of what might be on the bedspread, because I saw that news report too, with the infra red and the ... I could just...
Ross: Hey, what are you guys doing?
Joey: Oh my God, it's Ross. What are we gonna do?
Joey: No idea what it means.
Rachel: How... wha... Hey! What are you... What is this? Have you guys been listening this entire time?
Phoebe: Now, what is this?
Rachel: Ah, what is this? Well, lets see, we kissed for ten minutes and now we're talking to our friends about it, so I guess this is sixth grade!
Phoebe: Oh no... Have you thought about it how complicated this could get? What about Ross?
Joey's voice, but she sees Ross: Seriously... What is it?
Chandler: You're not supposed to take that. Besides, it's a New Testament, what are you gonna do with it?
Monica: What do you think?
Chandler: What d'ya know... It's a treat for the eyes and the ears.
Phoebe: What?
Phoebe: You know what, we're gonna have sex. Let's just leave it there.
Ross: Wha... (gasps) What? What would give you that idea?
Ross: What?
Ross: You know what? I know Chandler longer, so I always think of him as my best friend, but now... I may have to rethink some stuff...
Rachel: Excuse me! (and she walks back to Joey, who is still looking very impressed about what Ross said to him. Rachel looks at him and hits him.) You didn't tell him, did you?
Rachel: Oh God! Alright, fine. You know what Joey, forget it. When we go back to New York, I will tell him.
Chandler: What are you singing?
Monica: You what? You said you liked them.
Chandler: Did I? Let's refresh. I believe what I said was that I could see your scalp.
Chandler: Again, let's journey back... As I recall what Rachel said, was she had never notice the shape of your skull before. And Joey... Well, Joey didn't realise that there was anything different.
Monica: You know what? I don't care. I like it like this, and I'm gonna keep it. You're just jealous because your hair can't do this... (and she shakes her head more violently) OUCH!
Rachel: What? What is it?
Precious: I mean, what the hell am I supposed to do now?
(she slaps him in the face, Mike looks like he doesn't believe what just happened. Precious leaves, and he turns to Phoebe.)
Chandler: Really? What happened?
Rachel: Yeah, 'cause that's what we do.
(Now they kiss passionately... and then Ross enters with Emma. They freeze, pull away and look at Ross who looks like he just can't believe what he's seeing. Joey straightens his shirt, and Rachel says I'm so-oo sorry, and presses her breasts together, just like Joey did before.)
Monica: Look what I found in the drawer... (Chandler looks up from his book.) And you said I'd never wear this...
Monica: Sure, what do you have in mind?
Chandler: This is what I want to do.
Ursula: What? (Indicating the departing waiter) Do you think he likes me?
Phoebe: Yeah. And believe me, this suit does not do justice to whats underneath it.
Joey: Okay, fine, so now what, I just pull it off?
Monica: What are you, animals? It's 4 o'clock in the afternoon!
RICHARD: If kids is what I takes to be with you then kids it is.
Ross: What does this mean? What do you, I mean do you wanna, get back together?
Ross: Okay, I know what I have to do. Ive got to go Red Ross. (Joey and Phoebe dont know what hes talking about.) Yknow, Red Ross!
Ross: Yes. I mean, its what we always planned. And if you have a plan, you should stick to it. Thats why they call them plans. Hello? (Pause) Im fine.
Monica: Oh its so cute. I wonder what age it is when you stop being able to put both legs over your head.
Monica: Thats what we used to call your ah, your motorcycle in high school. Y'know how a motorcycle is a Chopper, and youre Chip. Nevermind.
Joey: Y'know what, hold on, let me go get Chandler. (gets up and leaves.)
Joey: I dont want to talk about it. Yknow, you couldve at least saved me a whole cookie. (He grabs whats left of the cookie and pops in his mouth.)
CHANDLER: OK that's not what he was doing. Alright, he was looking for his bus money.
Joey: Hey, whats up? (He has solved the problem of eating the steak, hes eating it with his hands.)
Chloe: What? Are you married? Cause thats okay.
Chandler: Well, what did you think, that-that elves came in and fixed it?
Joey: Apparently, theres like a million guys out there that can play Mac, and theres only this one robot and this one guy who controls it! I didnt know he could get me fired! What am I going to do?
Phoebe: Im hearing what youre saying, but at our prices everyone needs toner.
Joey: So what? Look, suppose we were a divorced couple.
Chandler: Well, I don't know what mad him so mad, y'know? All I said was that uh, I didn't think this wasn't gonna be his big break, that this movie wasn't going to do anything for him, and that uh, y'know it didn't sound like a real movie--Okay, he should've pushed me off of the bridge.
Rachel: Okay. Okay fine, yknow what? We will let Ross and Joey decide. (Ross enters.) (In a sexy voice.) Hiiiii, Ross! Sweetie.
Ross: You damn kids! You ring my bell one more time, I swear to (Opens the door to find Jill standing there.) Ohh, uh Jill. Umm, that-thats just a little game I play with the kids down the hall. Umm, theyve really taken a liking to me. (Quickly looks out to see if theyre watching.) Uhh whats-whats-whats the matter?
Joey: (to Kate) That guys like a cartoon. What do you see in him anyway?
Janine: Whats the matter? Are you upset?
Chandler: Look what do I do? I wanna get past this, I don't wanna be afraid of the commitment thing. I wanna go through the tunnel, to the other side!
Ross: yes, yes I did. and I will also say what I'm about to say Vis-�-vis the following Phoebe has never had a serious relationship since her. super-serious relationship with. Vicrum.
Chandler: What if they're not? What if it's adopted by a king?
Ross: (answering the phone) Hello? (Listens) Hey Mon, hows the packing going? (Listens) Ben? Hes fine. Yeah, hes rightOh my God! (He looks over at the fake Ben and notices that the head has fallen off.) Get your head of your shirt there son! (He tries to push the pumpkin through the neck hole.) What? (Listens) Yeah, its a pumpkin. Ill come pack.
Rachel: Shhh...I don't know what to do, this is totally unprecedented.
Chandler: Oh, yknow-yknow what, I was looking at it upside down.
Joey: Uh, listen I gotta double check for tickets tonight. Who-who got what?
Ross: (entering, wearing a white suit with a little red bow tie) Hey, you guys! Guess what?
Phoebe: Wait, what was that? That sounded like someone being nice to you.
Rachel: Yes, they will! You know what you should do? Just go take a walk, all right? I know your size and I’m... I’m gonna pick up some really good stuff for you.
Ross: Oh hey, hey, huh, how about this weekend we have a laser disc marathon okay, and maybe a tournament on my new dart board? Huh, huh, what do you think? (in an Irish accent) Two days of darts, itll be great!
RACHEL: Great, people having sex, that's just what I need to see.
JANITOR: So, what is this information worth to you, my friend?
Chandler: Well, I'm here to see my old buddy Ben. What are you doing here, weird...turtle-man?
Phoebe: Ahh, toilet seat covers! Is that what you were doing while I was getting gas?
Monica: But what kind of a sick bastard wants to do it in front of a deer?
Phoebe: well you not what you should feel terrible about, this could have been my serious guy he was sweet and smart and funny. Do you know how hard it is to meet a guy like that?
Joey: So what does that mean? Are you guys getting back together?
Phoebe: (as Ursula): Yeah, um... (nervously clears her throat) You know you, you should just forget about what I said under the bridge, I was talkin' crazy that night, I was so drunk!
Rachel: Ross, you know what? She may need one..We're just going to have to make our peace with that!
Joey: Oh! I see what happened. It's because I was trying to repel you. Right? Believe me, you'd feel a lot different if I turned it on.
Chandler: Ahh, come on! Yknow whatyknow what, I think Im just gonna go home and call Kathy.
Joey: Hey thats what all my relationships are like.
Joey: So, I don't have to learn what that means?
Ross: So what! I still haveNo youre probably right.
Joey: (looks at the ground and at Ross) I dont know Ross! I-I tell you what, lets flip to see who does it, okay? You-you call it in the air, all right?
Ross: Really?! Wow! Thats-thats so nice, what are you gonna get me?
Ross: What do you like better flora or fauna?
Joey: Just being friendly. (He gives Monica a whats wrong with you? look and proceeds to walk behind the counter.)
Rachel: No-no, they just had a big blowout over what to do with my room.
Chandler: (To Ross) I can't believe this! What the hell were you thinking?
Don: Thats exactly what I said. Phoebe, isnt that strange.
CHAN: OK, let's do it. [Monica looks at him funny] What?
CHANDLER: Ok, think, what would Jack and Chrissy do?
Chandler: Well Ive forgotten what it tastes like okay?!
Ross: Ok. Well, before I say anything, I just need to know, is this one of those things where you break up with a guy, and then I tell you what I think, and then the next day you get back together with the guy, and I look like a complete idiot?
Rachel: (pretending to be offended) What, hey!
(Matt grabs his plate and takes some of whats on Rosss plate.)
Ross: Fine! Fine! Yknow what? Whatever you want. Okay? Youre the mommy.
Ross: What? No! Of course, of course I do! Are-are they gone?
Carol: What a nice surprise! What are you doing here?
Rachel: Oh God I just can not imagine what is gonna happen if Chandler doesnt show up!
Monica: Well, this is the last box of your clothes. I’m just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?"
Phoebe: Im kind, caring, and sweet. Whats Monica like?
Chandler: No. All right, yknow what, shes (Points to Janice) gonna think that Im handing you a credit card, but what Im really gonna do is hand you a library card.
MNCA: You know what? It seems like you've been making an awful lot of stuff Irish lately.
Chandler: Ha-ha-ha. A little to hard. What am I not ah, boyfriend material?
Ross: Youre right. Thats very different. So lets, lets just sign the papers. All right? (Sits down and Rachel keeps standing there.) What?
Ross: (shocked and confused by the question) What? I... I... (Benjamin looks at him as if to say "What's wrong? Answer the question")
Joey: Yeah, you can get a Volvo. If thats what you really want.
Phoebe: Thats short for Phoebe?! I thought that was just what we called each other!
Joey: (rushing in) Oh my God! What happened here? Did you do all this?
Joey: I know, but I dont think thats what she wants.
Monica: What? So now Im not allowed to fire him?
Chandler: What...? That's not you! Life is good again! Ride 'em cowgirl!
RACHEL: So, he's on the show, he knows what happens.
Rachel: Oh wait! Yknow what? I cant, I cant look at it. I cant. Somebody else tell me, somebody tell me.
Mr. Geller: Well you kids talk about this place so much, we thought wed see what all the fuss is about.
Elizabeth: What are you doing?
Rachel: On Melanie Griffith in "Working girl". I think what you want is over here.
Phoebe: Oh, ok. I see what you're doing, that's fine. This is all there is, just tea, uh, ok. (she drinks her tea) Hmmmm... raunchy!
Ross: I dont know what Im going to do. That date starts in like an hour.
Joey: You know what the Celtics problem is? They let the players run the team.
Phoebe: Well, I never knew mine. Do you remember what it is?
ROSS: Tell me about it. So what, what's your magic number?
Rachel: Ohh. (She touches his arm for support and likes what she feels) Ooh!
Joey: Theres just so much pressure. I mean no offense, but what you guys do is very different. I dont know if youd understand.
Joey: Monica what're you doin'? You can't go shopping with her? What about Rachel?
Joey: (entering, depressed) Hey. I just got off the phone with Estelle and guess what. (Pause, then very excitedly) I GOT THE LEAD IN A MOVIE!!!!!!
Monica: What?! I mean, I didn't work this hard and-and-and lose all this weight so that I can give my flower to someone like him!
Ross: (To Chandler) Yknow what? Actually Im kinda glad theyre leaving cause uh, I need to talk to you about something.
Ross: Ok, but you know what? I gotta say, I'm really impressed that you were able to memorize all this so quickly!
Phoebe: Its mostly just dumb sister stuff, you know, I mean, like, everyone always thought of her as the pretty one, you know... Oh, oh, she was the first one to start walking, even though I did it... later that same day. But, to my parents, by then it was like "yeah, right, well what else is new?"
Monica: What?! Are you crazy?! Im not getting married! Im not even engaged.
Rachel: (on phone) What is my sister doing there?! And why are the drapes shut?!
Chandler: All right, we havent had sex yet. Okay, whats the big deal? Yknow? This is special, and I want our love to grow until we move on to the next level.