words in movies
Ross: Hey, whats going on?
Ross: Whats up?
Monica: Yknow what we should do? We should all get dressed up and go to have champagne at The Plaza.
Joey: But I-I-I cant stay too long, I gotta get up early for a commercial audition tomorrow and I gotta look good. Im supposed to be playing a 19-year-old. (Everyone stops in their tracks upon hearing this.) What?
(Walks out and after he closes the door Phoebe turns around and takes a bite out of what is left of his candy bar.)
Monica: (looking at her hand) Yknow what shoes would look great with this ring? Diamond shoes! (Sees Chandler sitting on the bed.) Youre not getting dressed. (Chandler quietly folds over the comforter on the bed making a spot for her.)
Chandler: Know what I mean?
Rachel: I dont know, yknow? I feel a little umm No, yknow what? Nevermind, Im gonna be fine.
Ross: What?
Rachel: Oh, I know. Hey, yknow what we never did? (Ross looks at her.) Oh no, not that. (Ross nods okay.) We uh, we never had bonus night!
Ross: A what?
Joey: So youre playing a little Playstation, huh? Thats whack! Playstation is whack! Sup with the whack Playstation, sup?! Huh? Come on, am I 19 or what?!
Chandler: Well, whatd you do?
Monica: (grabs the guitar away from her) No, Phoebe, Ill tell you what, if you get ready now Ill let you play it at the wedding.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Yeah. No. And you know what? Nobody even saw!
Phoebe: You guys kissed!!!!! What does this mean?!! Are you, are you getting back together?! Can I sing at your wedding?
Chandler: (angrily) I dont think thats what they were talking about Joe!!
Phoebe: What a great night, Chandler cant do it, these guys kissed (Points to Ross and Rachel.)
Joey: What?
Chandler: What?!
Monica: Yknow what? I-I think that umm, I dont feel like going to The Plaza.
Joey: Would she? (He smells something and gasps as he realizes what it is.) You ate my candy bar!
Rachel: What do you think Monica mean when she said she didnt want to talk, especially with me? I mean, why not especially you and me? We were both out there kissing.
Rachel: Come on! Serious-ser-ser-seriously, what did she mean by that? (Mimicking Monica.) Especially you!
Rachel: Yknow what, I-I have to go talk to her, would you let me just get changed?
Monica: (opening the door) Hi Pheebs, whats up? (She enters.)
Monica: What?!
Joey: What?! Whats wrong with my eyes.
Rachel: Monica, what did you mean before when you said you didnt want to talk to anyone, especially me?
Chandler: What a great apology! (To Monica) And you accept! Okay, bye-bye!
Rachel: No-no, seriously-seriously, what was the especially me part about?
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Monica, what are you talking about?
Rachel: Monica, yknow what? The only reason I did that was because your party was so boring!
Rachel: Oh wow. Thatyknow what? That is so unfair. Yknow what? Now I want to steal your thunder! Come on Ross, lets go have sex!
Monica: What do you mean?
Ross: What can I say, you missed your chance. From now on the only person whos going to enjoy these bad boys (holds up his hands) is me. (Quickly realizes what he said and exits disgustedly.)
Rachel: Oh! Ow! (Joey motions, "You see what I mean?!")
Phoebe: What do you mean, comforted her?
Ross: Yeah, see.. you took mine. Chandler, what about you?
Joey: (on phone) Mom, so what did you think? (He walks away allowing the gang a chance to figure out what theyre gonna say.)
Rachel: What?!!
Joey: Hey, whats up?
Monica: No, they gave us glasses with lipstick on them! I mean, if they didn't change the glasses, who knows what else they didn't change. (He glares at her.) Come on sweetie, I just want this weekend to be perfect, I mean we can change rooms, can't we?
Chandler: (to Ross and Monica) What if Joey were president?
Joey: So uh, what are you guys doing?
RACHEL: You want me to just call him up and tell him that you're seeing him instead? That's what you want?
Chandler: What?!
Rachel: (shakes her head) I guess... Oh, I just had such an idea of what this day would be like, you know? Emma laughing and everybody gathered around her cake singing "Happy Birthday". Then we would all go into... HEY GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU STUPID STUDENT DRIVER!!! (honks furiously, and Ross looks at her in disbelief and Rachel looks at him.) They have to learn!
Monica: Please! I made this game what it is.
Chandler: Yknow, I cant believe Kathy did this too me. I really, thought that she was the one. I tell you what, from now on Im never getting out of this chair, ever! Okay? From now on, this chair is the one! You wanna what else is the one? My sweat pants!
Joey: What?!
Chandler: Whats wrong with you?
Rachel: Well dontWhat happened to Jessicas body?!
Phoebe: Yknow what? Im not talking to you! You go back to sleep! (To the hitchhiker) And you, are you a rapist?!
Susan: Oh, no, nonononono, you see what he's doing? He knows no-one's gonna say all those names, so they'll wind up calling her Geller, then he gets his way!
Monica: You don't tell me what to do! I tell you what to do! Just call her. She's at the Paradise Hotel in Barbados. And while I've got you, you've got curly hair. What do you do in humidity? (Mike hangs up the phone) Damnit!
Joey: Uh no Rach, hes gone. But listen, he told us what happened and it does, it sounds like an honest mistake.
Chandler: What, Ethan? He got to spend the whole day with you!
Chandler: (aside, to Ross) What!? They are totally ripping us off!
Rachel: Yeah. What kind of discount do we get?
CHANDLER: Oh no no no no, no no no no no no, you see, what I had planned shouldn't take more that 2, 3 minutes tops.
Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Yeah, hi! Mrs. Tribbiani? (Listens) Hi, this is Monica Geller. (Listens) Yeah Im just calling to say that Chandler and I uh, really hope you can make it to the wedding. Yeah, apparently a bunch of invitations that we sent werent delivered. Umm, I guess there was some screw up at the damn post office! (Joey nods his approval.) (Listens) T-Tell me about it! (Listens) Yeah, yeah, the US Post Office? No, more like US lost office! (Listens) What are they Irish?! (Joey gives her a thumbs up.)
Joey: (looks at her, shocked) What?!
Ross: (stopping quickly) Oh umm, theres also a book here by a woman named Wendy Bagina. (They both laugh, but stop when the hear moaning coming from the next aisle.) What is that?
Chandler: What?
Chandler: Whoa-whoa-whoa! What?
Pete: Nooo. Uh-huh, no way. What? No.
Rachel: Ross! Yknow what, I just gotwhy? Why did you do this?!
Monica: What the hell are you doing?!
Monica: What do you mean?
Chandler: So what job did you get Joe?
Rachel: Ross, I said I'm sorry like a million times. What do you want me to do? You want me to break my foot too? Okay, I'm gonna break my foot, right here. (Kicks the sign) Ow!! Oh! Oh my God, oh my God! There, are you happy now?!
Joey: Oh what? Like your Mr. Cop!
Phoebe: What?!
Phoebe: What about my cab?
Ross: What?!
Phoebe: That sucks! That's not a trip! I just came from the park! What are we gonna high five about at the stupid Central Park? "Well, it's right by my house, all right!"
Chandler: What would she get for herself for two thousand dollars that she wouldn't tell me about?
Phoebe: What?! What-what-what-what-what?!!
Chandler: Well, this is fascinating. So, uh, what is it about me?
Ross: What?
Rachel: Well Thats yknowThatsWeve been alone for the last twenty minutes were doing okay. Besides yknow what? I-IMaybe we wont be alone, cause lately I-Ithings have been happening between me and Ross, yknow? Right before I went into labor, we-we had this kiss. Yknow? So it might be the the beginning of something.
Frank Sr.: So, what did Francis leave me?
Ross: So uh, what did you tell them about me?
Joey: Hey OK great, what would you do if I did this? (Swings to punch Chandler, he moves and he ends up punching Ross, knocking him off the stool. Ross then gets up and just stares at Joey.)
Monica: What did you just say?
Phoebe: What? Wha-wha-wha-did you do ROSS!
Ross: You know what it's fine. If you're okay with the Barbi thing, so am I.
Monica: What?
Joey: What do you mean? I can do anything, I'm a chameleon! Huh? (he mimes an old man with a beard) I'm old! (then he yawns) I'm tired! (then he mimes someone who's hot...) Hey, I'm hot (...and cold) I'm cold!! Huh?? Come on! What can't I do?
Joey: Whats the matter, Pheebs?
Rachel: Youre lookin at it upside downyknow what? (Grabs the evaluation and throws it out.) It doesnt matter.
Rachel: Oh, that�s what this is all about? Did you bring her up here to get back at me?
Monica: Do you mind telling us what it is?
Ross: (talking to himself) My God! These pants are burning up! (He's still wearing the leather pants.) (She snuggles closer.) Oh come on, she wants to snuggle now! What is she trying to kill me? It's like a volcano in here! (Out loud.) Are you hot?
(As Bonnie goes to do just that, Rachel smiles to herself, proud of what shes done.)
MONICA: What if they get mixed up?
Joey: Well, whats it called?
Monica: What?!
Joey: Well, what did you have?
Joey: What?
Monica and Rachel: What?!
Monica: ...What did I ask?
Chandler: Yes it would. What do you say to $50?
Rachel: Oh really? Like what Monica?
Chandler: (entering) Hey guys, what are you doing?
Chandler: Whats wrong?
Monica: Hold on a second! What is that on her ankle?
Rachel: Well y'know, we have 7 people and like 10 pizzas, what do you think?
Rachel: What?
Rachel: How do you know that? What if it just gets worse and worse and worse, to the point where we cant even be in the same room with each other?!
PHOEBE: What is that sparkly thing?
Monica: Whats fish hooking?
Monica: All right. The super couldnt figure out what it did. A $200 an hour electrician couldnt figure out what it did. Ive had seven pretty serious shocks. I officially give up.
Phoebe: What?! What do you mean youre going to London?
Monica: Deep Impact was the one with Robert Duval, Armageddon is whats going to happen to you if you wake me up.
Ross: (jumping to his feet in anger) What?
Joey: Oh what, wait, wait a second, I mean, what are we doing? Whos going with who?
Ross: Ok, ok, now what is wrong with my Snuggles? What, it says I'm a sensitive, warm kinda guy, you know, like a warm, fuzzy bear. Ok, I can pick something else up on the way.
Janice: Oh! Well, you know what? It probably is.
RACHEL: OK, you know what, are, are you being like, the blind date guy again?
Monica: What are you talking about? (Pointing out the window.) She obviously lives on the second floor, seventh apartment from the left!
Phoebe: Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like "forget about her" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, "Oh my god." So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been?
Joey: And while were down at the video store, you know what else we could rent? Die Hard! (Chandlers excited.) Oh, yknow what? I just remembered, that Everest thing is only available through mail order.
Chandler: Yeah. Yeah, I mean what, what would we do?
Phoebe: Well thats only two days away. What is the other option?
Chandler: What?
Rachel: All right, you know what? I am not leaving here, until you call that plane back!! (She pounds her hand on the counter twice. The ticket agent counters by placing the closed sign on the counter and tapping it twice.)
Joey: Actually, you know what? I am. That whole thing with Rachel made me realize that maybe I'm ready for a more serious relationship. You know? Like I'd like to meet a nice mature commitment-minded lady. And looks aren't as important as...Nah, she's gotta be hot.
Monica: What?!
Ross: (whispers) What?!
Rachel: No, yknow what? Maybe somebody came in here and fixed it! Or something!
Joey: What?!?!
Gunther: Whats my last name?
Janine: What?
(I think one of the grips walk up to Joey, mainly because there's a credit for The Grip. What the heck is a grip anyway?!)