words in movies
Joey: What are you doing?
Ross: So what, we just sit?
Phoebe: Hey you guys, guess what?
Rachel: (Somewhat angrily) Okay. What the hell was that? You know what? Dont answer me. (Giggling) I have a date with Danny.
Estelle: What can I say? She nailed it.
Ross: I'm sorry, man. Hey, y'know what you should do? You should make something happen for yourself. Y'know, like-like write a play. Write a movie! Huh? I mean, what about those Good Will Hunting guys?
Joey: Come on Ross be realistic, y'know? If I did write something, what are the chances I could get those guys to star in it?
Monica: Oh God, stop with the plan! So what, so what you saw him with a girl? Who cares?! That doesn't mean anything! Now look, you're going to go out on a date with Danny and you're going to be so charming he's gonna forget all about that stupid subway girl.
Joey: (jumping up) All right! But uh, listen, what do you say we crank it up a notch?
Phoebe: Hey!! (The bucket starts smoking.) The charity's on fire! Help! (Yet another guy walks by carrying a cup, which Phoebe grabs.) Oh good! Thank you, I need that. (She throws onto the smoldering fire. Suddenly the bucket erupts in flames.) Whoa! What is that?! (She sniffs the cup.) (To the guy.) It's nine o'clock in the morning!
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Ross is reading what Joey wrote.]
Ross: All right. (Reading.) A room. A man enters, he looks suspicious. (Stops reading a flips the page to find the next one is blank.) That's it? (Joey shrugs.) Joey, you're supposed to have five pages done by now! Including an exciting incident! (Flipping through the rest of the pad.) And what is, and what is all this?! (Reading.) The official rulebook of Fireball.
Rachel: (not sure what to do) Uh, it was very nice meeting you. (They continue to ignore her.)
Phoebe: Nobody! Nobody respects the bucket! You wouldn't believe what people put in here! Look! (Hands it to Monica.) Okay, does this look like a garbage can to you?
Ross: So Pheebs, are you gonna go back out there or what?
Phoebe: Yeah, I'm gonna go back to being Street Phoebe. Yeah! Oh but, y'know what? I can't go totally back because Street Phoebe really wouldn't be friends with you guys. Sorry. (Leaves.)
Rachel: Okay, y'know what uh, actually, that's great. That helps a lot. Thanks. (She leaves them to wrestle.)
Phoebe: What?!
Rachel: Yeah uh, y'know what uh, let's skip it.
Danny: What?! Why?!
Danny: Okay, listen, I really like you. Okay? I think this can go somewhere. So what if I'm close to my family, are you gonna let that stand in the way of us?
Danny: (seeing Rachel's shocked look) What?
Chandler: What is up?
Joey: A handsome man enters. (Playing the part of the handsome man.) Hey! How's it going guys? I don't know what you two were talking about, but I'd like to say thanks to both of you. You, (Ross) you wouldn't let me give up on myself, and you (Chandler) well you co-created Fireball. The end.
Joey: What?! Wait-wait-wait! The handsome man was about to enter!!
Monica: What do you think youre doing?
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table. Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what hes looking for and sighs in relief.]
Monica: What?
Rachel: What?! Why? Joey you were so ready for it!
Monica: What?!
Chandler: Hey Pheebs, whats up?
Chandler: Well, what if all my stuff was here?
Joey: What? Whats going on?
Chandler: Oh, the duck seems to think that Monica got me garbage! Hmm, I wonder what I could get Monica thats as good as garbage?
Rachel: (Looking through her purse.) Okay, you know what? I dont have it, but I can tell you exactly where it is on my night stand, and...okay. But you know what? I have my drivers license and I have a twenty. (She slides it across the counter.)
Rachel: Thats right! You do what the hand says!
MNCA: Sure, what? Ok, ok. [hangs up the phone] [to Rachel] Music?
Joey: Whoa, Monica runs a pretty tight ship over here. What are you doing?
Ross: What? Why? Whats wrong?
Joey: Hey uh, whats with the candy?
Monica: What?
Monica: What? (Laughs.)
Monica: Whats going on?
Ross: What?! What?! Rach what?!
Phoebe: Yeah, okay. Hey, wait. Do you know what kind of birth control she was using?
Joey: Whats going on?
Rachel: Whats up?
Joey: All right now, so? What do you think?
Melissa: You have been M.I.A for the past seven sorority newsletters, whats up with you?!
Ross: What is it?
Monica: Phoebe is going to say "Yes" to David. See, that's what happens when you meddle in people's lives!
Ross: Hey, whats behind your back?
Monica: What is it?
The Director: What kind of surgery?!
Monica: Honey, whats going on?
Doug: Whats going on Bing? Does uh, your wife have a problem with me or something?
Monica: Oh thats right, thats what Id sound like if I exploded.
Ross: What?
Rachel: (entering) Hey guys! Whats up?
Mona: So, whatd you tell him?
Monica: Please, don't listen to Joey, okay. Would you look at him? He-hes obviously depressed. He's away from his family; he's spending Thanksgiving with strangers. What he needs right now is for you to be his friend.
Phoebe: What stuff?
Monica: (Thinks a little more) Okay, Okay, (clapping her hands) All right. What if we got both houses? Huh? We can turn this house into a guest house.
Rachel: What?! No! Im not gonna move out!
Rachel: No seriously! Seriously! What has happened to the sanctity of marriage?
Ross: Oh! ...Yeah, they were gross. Oh, you know what I loved? Her Sweet 'n' Los. How she was always stealing them from- from restaurants.
Joey: Yeah-eh-eah! (Rachel glares at him) Oh-oh, sorry, I-I knew what he meant.
Joey: Hey, whats up?
All you want is a dingle, What you envy's a schwang, A thing through which you can tinkle, Or play with, or simply let hang...
Ross: Anyway, so, uh, so what is it?
Monica: I cant believe it! What is it? Is it the rubbing or the smell?
Ross: Cmon! Joey! What is it?
Ross: (He notices something through the window.) No! No! Wh What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chandler: (goes to hug him and stops short) HeyyyyWhat?
Chandler: What?
Phoebe: Honey, youve got to go. Whats his office number?
Rachel: (To Phoebe) Well, whats he like?!
Chandler: What did you just do?
Monica: What are you supposed to be?
Monica: I know! What is this, 1985?!
Phoebe: (on phone) 'Right, well look, um, if Joey loses this audition, that is it for Estelle. I don't care! Annie you are a doll, what time can you see him?' (to Monica) I need a pen. (Chandler hands her one, but she needs something to right on, so she tilts Chandler's head over and writes on the back of his neck)
Chandler: (mouths to Phoebe) What?
Policeman: Well I tell you what
Chandler: What are you doing?!
Bitsy: The woman you what? (Phoebe overheard what Michael said and now enters the room)
Ross: What?! Youre in love with her.
PHOE: Oh, oh sweet Lord! This is what evil must taste like!
PHOEBE: I sound amazing. I, I, I've never heard myself sing before. I mean, except in my own head. Oh, this is so cool, now I can hear what you hear.
Chandler: I'll tell you what, for the rest of our lives, I'll be careful until told otherwise. <looks at china> hey wait a minute this isn't the china we picked out..
Chandler: What do we do?
Rachel: Joey? Whats up?
Rachel: Okay whats up?
Monica: All right, whats going on?
Monica: Jeez! What is with you?
Chandler: My Catholic friend is right. She's distraught. You're there for her. You pick up the pieces, and then you usher in the age of Ross! (Ross and Chandler look off into the distance. Joey, wondering what they are looking at, looks in the same direction)
Rachel: (stunned) What?
Phoebe: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Umm, could-could I get a copy of that? Cause Carol threw it out, she lost ours. Shes such a scatterbrain, but man what a hot piece of ass.
Waiter No. 2: Whats the matter with them?
CHANDLER: OK, I was wrong, that's what they used to cover Connecticut.
Monica: Whats up?
Chandler: What?! No! No!
Joey: All right so, so what do I do?
Phoebe: Are you just repeating what I'm saying?
Roy: No, no, you're right. Who am I kidding? I should have hung up that breakaway jockstrap years ago. What am I gonna do? I mean, this has been my life for thirty two years. Taking my clothes off in front of people is all I know.
Rachel: What?
Joey: What he wants to buy your baby?!
Ross: No, I can't. I have back-to-back classes. Did Molly say what she had? Because my throat's been hurting?
Ross: When I happened to look through the window and I see you kissing a guy you know, for what? A week?
Chandler: What problem did you tell him you had?
Phoebe: What?!
Phoebe: Hmm, pulling in a salary in the high six figures or rubbing gross naked people for chump changeooh, what do I do?! What will I do?!
Rachel: What?!
Chandler and Monica: What?!
Rachel: (worried) What?
Joey: What?! Why?!
Ross: What? Rach! Come on, thats terrible! Theyre uh theyre babies. Theyre-theyre all beautiful.
Monica: What?!
Phoebe: What?
Joshua: Then uh, whats-whats this? (Shows her the real anti-theft device.)
Monica: I can not see him? I mean, you can't tell me what to do!
Rachel: Oh! I knew it! What happened?
Cop: (stopping her) Hey, wait a second! So wait, what precinct are you with?
Ross: Oh Donald that-that would be great. I am totally ready to come back to work. IWhat? (He notices something through the window.) No! Wh What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rachel: Chandler, what did she say?
Chandler: What are you doing?