words in movies
Joey: What are you doing?
Ross: So what, we just sit?
Phoebe: Hey you guys, guess what?
Rachel: (Somewhat angrily) Okay. What the hell was that? You know what? Dont answer me. (Giggling) I have a date with Danny.
Estelle: What can I say? She nailed it.
Ross: I'm sorry, man. Hey, y'know what you should do? You should make something happen for yourself. Y'know, like-like write a play. Write a movie! Huh? I mean, what about those Good Will Hunting guys?
Joey: Come on Ross be realistic, y'know? If I did write something, what are the chances I could get those guys to star in it?
Monica: Oh God, stop with the plan! So what, so what you saw him with a girl? Who cares?! That doesn't mean anything! Now look, you're going to go out on a date with Danny and you're going to be so charming he's gonna forget all about that stupid subway girl.
Joey: (jumping up) All right! But uh, listen, what do you say we crank it up a notch?
Phoebe: Hey!! (The bucket starts smoking.) The charity's on fire! Help! (Yet another guy walks by carrying a cup, which Phoebe grabs.) Oh good! Thank you, I need that. (She throws onto the smoldering fire. Suddenly the bucket erupts in flames.) Whoa! What is that?! (She sniffs the cup.) (To the guy.) It's nine o'clock in the morning!
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Ross is reading what Joey wrote.]
Ross: All right. (Reading.) A room. A man enters, he looks suspicious. (Stops reading a flips the page to find the next one is blank.) That's it? (Joey shrugs.) Joey, you're supposed to have five pages done by now! Including an exciting incident! (Flipping through the rest of the pad.) And what is, and what is all this?! (Reading.) The official rulebook of Fireball.
Rachel: (not sure what to do) Uh, it was very nice meeting you. (They continue to ignore her.)
Phoebe: Nobody! Nobody respects the bucket! You wouldn't believe what people put in here! Look! (Hands it to Monica.) Okay, does this look like a garbage can to you?
Ross: So Pheebs, are you gonna go back out there or what?
Phoebe: Yeah, I'm gonna go back to being Street Phoebe. Yeah! Oh but, y'know what? I can't go totally back because Street Phoebe really wouldn't be friends with you guys. Sorry. (Leaves.)
Rachel: Okay, y'know what uh, actually, that's great. That helps a lot. Thanks. (She leaves them to wrestle.)
Phoebe: What?!
Rachel: Yeah uh, y'know what uh, let's skip it.
Danny: What?! Why?!
Danny: Okay, listen, I really like you. Okay? I think this can go somewhere. So what if I'm close to my family, are you gonna let that stand in the way of us?
Danny: (seeing Rachel's shocked look) What?
Chandler: What is up?
Joey: A handsome man enters. (Playing the part of the handsome man.) Hey! How's it going guys? I don't know what you two were talking about, but I'd like to say thanks to both of you. You, (Ross) you wouldn't let me give up on myself, and you (Chandler) well you co-created Fireball. The end.
Joey: What?! Wait-wait-wait! The handsome man was about to enter!!
RACHEL: Great, people having sex, that's just what I need to see.
JANITOR: So, what is this information worth to you, my friend?
Chandler: Well, I'm here to see my old buddy Ben. What are you doing here, weird...turtle-man?
Phoebe: Ahh, toilet seat covers! Is that what you were doing while I was getting gas?
Monica: But what kind of a sick bastard wants to do it in front of a deer?
Phoebe: well you not what you should feel terrible about, this could have been my serious guy he was sweet and smart and funny. Do you know how hard it is to meet a guy like that?
Joey: So what does that mean? Are you guys getting back together?
Phoebe: (as Ursula): Yeah, um... (nervously clears her throat) You know you, you should just forget about what I said under the bridge, I was talkin' crazy that night, I was so drunk!
Rachel: Ross, you know what? She may need one..We're just going to have to make our peace with that!
Joey: Oh! I see what happened. It's because I was trying to repel you. Right? Believe me, you'd feel a lot different if I turned it on.
Chandler: Ahh, come on! Yknow whatyknow what, I think Im just gonna go home and call Kathy.
Joey: Hey thats what all my relationships are like.
Joey: So, I don't have to learn what that means?
Ross: So what! I still haveNo youre probably right.
Joey: (looks at the ground and at Ross) I dont know Ross! I-I tell you what, lets flip to see who does it, okay? You-you call it in the air, all right?
Ross: Really?! Wow! Thats-thats so nice, what are you gonna get me?
Ross: What do you like better flora or fauna?
Joey: Just being friendly. (He gives Monica a whats wrong with you? look and proceeds to walk behind the counter.)
Rachel: No-no, they just had a big blowout over what to do with my room.
Chandler: (To Ross) I can't believe this! What the hell were you thinking?
Don: Thats exactly what I said. Phoebe, isnt that strange.
CHAN: OK, let's do it. [Monica looks at him funny] What?
CHANDLER: Ok, think, what would Jack and Chrissy do?
Chandler: Well Ive forgotten what it tastes like okay?!
Ross: Ok. Well, before I say anything, I just need to know, is this one of those things where you break up with a guy, and then I tell you what I think, and then the next day you get back together with the guy, and I look like a complete idiot?
Rachel: (pretending to be offended) What, hey!
(Matt grabs his plate and takes some of whats on Rosss plate.)
Ross: Fine! Fine! Yknow what? Whatever you want. Okay? Youre the mommy.
Ross: What? No! Of course, of course I do! Are-are they gone?
Carol: What a nice surprise! What are you doing here?
Rachel: Oh God I just can not imagine what is gonna happen if Chandler doesnt show up!
Monica: Well, this is the last box of your clothes. I’m just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?"
Phoebe: Im kind, caring, and sweet. Whats Monica like?
Chandler: No. All right, yknow what, shes (Points to Janice) gonna think that Im handing you a credit card, but what Im really gonna do is hand you a library card.
MNCA: You know what? It seems like you've been making an awful lot of stuff Irish lately.
Chandler: Ha-ha-ha. A little to hard. What am I not ah, boyfriend material?
Ross: Youre right. Thats very different. So lets, lets just sign the papers. All right? (Sits down and Rachel keeps standing there.) What?
Ross: (shocked and confused by the question) What? I... I... (Benjamin looks at him as if to say "What's wrong? Answer the question")
Joey: Yeah, you can get a Volvo. If thats what you really want.
Phoebe: Thats short for Phoebe?! I thought that was just what we called each other!
Joey: (rushing in) Oh my God! What happened here? Did you do all this?
Joey: I know, but I dont think thats what she wants.
Monica: What? So now Im not allowed to fire him?
Chandler: What...? That's not you! Life is good again! Ride 'em cowgirl!
RACHEL: So, he's on the show, he knows what happens.
Rachel: Oh wait! Yknow what? I cant, I cant look at it. I cant. Somebody else tell me, somebody tell me.
Mr. Geller: Well you kids talk about this place so much, we thought wed see what all the fuss is about.
Elizabeth: What are you doing?
Rachel: On Melanie Griffith in "Working girl". I think what you want is over here.
Phoebe: Oh, ok. I see what you're doing, that's fine. This is all there is, just tea, uh, ok. (she drinks her tea) Hmmmm... raunchy!
Ross: I dont know what Im going to do. That date starts in like an hour.
Joey: You know what the Celtics problem is? They let the players run the team.
Phoebe: Well, I never knew mine. Do you remember what it is?
ROSS: Tell me about it. So what, what's your magic number?
Rachel: Ohh. (She touches his arm for support and likes what she feels) Ooh!
Joey: Theres just so much pressure. I mean no offense, but what you guys do is very different. I dont know if youd understand.
Joey: Monica what're you doin'? You can't go shopping with her? What about Rachel?
Joey: (entering, depressed) Hey. I just got off the phone with Estelle and guess what. (Pause, then very excitedly) I GOT THE LEAD IN A MOVIE!!!!!!
Monica: What?! I mean, I didn't work this hard and-and-and lose all this weight so that I can give my flower to someone like him!
Ross: (To Chandler) Yknow what? Actually Im kinda glad theyre leaving cause uh, I need to talk to you about something.
Ross: Ok, but you know what? I gotta say, I'm really impressed that you were able to memorize all this so quickly!
Phoebe: Its mostly just dumb sister stuff, you know, I mean, like, everyone always thought of her as the pretty one, you know... Oh, oh, she was the first one to start walking, even though I did it... later that same day. But, to my parents, by then it was like "yeah, right, well what else is new?"
Monica: What?! Are you crazy?! Im not getting married! Im not even engaged.
Rachel: (on phone) What is my sister doing there?! And why are the drapes shut?!
Chandler: All right, we havent had sex yet. Okay, whats the big deal? Yknow? This is special, and I want our love to grow until we move on to the next level.
Joey: Wait! Wait! Maybe shes a hooker and a stripper, but she got confused about what shes supposed to do.
Joey: But just think, ok? What if everything goes right? What if this woman does pick you guys?
Ross: Well, I do, so let's... (Ben and Ross sit down on the couch) So, Ben, you uh, you know what holiday is coming up, don't ya?
Chandler: Hey, y'know what, maybe we should get going. I mean what time did Chloe say we should be there?
Monica: Look, I know that I shouldve told them. I know I shouldnt care what they think. Im sorry.
Ross: Yeah... what am I going to say to Kenneth Schwartz?
PHOEBE: Yeah, much better. And you know what, don't feel bad, because it's a hard song.
Rachel: Hello?! I still dont know what the hell Im doing!
Monica: What about the rest of Manhattan?!
Ross: Oh my God! What if, what if they get married? Then hed be the stepfather of my child.
Joey: I didn't know that! Well, what a pretty last name!
Rachel: Jill, honey, I think this is the best thing that couldve ever happened to you. I mean you needed to get out on your own anyway! And you know when I did it, I-I-I at first I was scared, and look at me now! Im the only daughter dad is proud of! Okay, well this is, this is what youre gonna do. Youre gonna get a job, youre gonna get an apartment, and then Ill help you and you can stay with us. Right Pheebs, she can stay with us?
Ross: No, y'know what, I guess it's partially my fault. Y'know, I shouldn't've, uh, asked you to start off with a monkey. I should've started you off with like a pen or a pencil.
Monica: What if he reads it in the paper?
Ross: You can see the moonlight bouncing off her head! What the hell were you thinking?!!
Monica: Hey, Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?
Frank: So wait, whats the deal here, I can have sex with you, but I cant touch you?
Chandler: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
Phoebe: Personal shopping? What is that? Like where you walk around with snooty rich people and tell them what to buy?
Monica: What if I have babies, okay? I mean Im gonna look different. Im okay with that, but Im not sure that you are!
Phoebe: Whoa!! He is soo unreasonable! God, although I think I understand what he means. Oh my God, this is like 60 Minutes, okay, when, when, at first youre really mad at that pharmaceutical company for making the drug and then y'know you just feel bad for the people because they needed to make their hair grow.
Joey: Yeah. Yeah, so what? (On phone) Look, I live across the street, (walking to the window) and I know all about you and your little telescope, and I don't appreciate it, okay? (Listens) Yeah, I can see you right now! (Listens) Hello! (Listens) If I wanna walk around my apartment in my underwear, I shouldn't have to feel like(Listens)Thank you, but... that's not really the point... (Listens) The point is that... (Listens) Mostly free weights, but occasionally..
MONICA: Alright, I tell you what, I'll give this to you now if you can tell me where we keep the dustpan.
Chandler: Do you know what I was thinkin?
JOEY: Oh no-no, it's uh, it's not what you think. We uh, we used it to, you know, fling water balloons off the roof. Remember that, those junior high kids couldn't even get theirs accross the street.
Chandler: What? No, I'm taking Monica to a romantic inn in Vermont (shows them a brochure)!
Joey: Listen, drama critics theyre nothing but, but people who couldnt make it as actors. You know what you should do?
PHOEBE: Yeah, I see what you mean.� By the way, nice Ross imitation.
Monica: What is it? Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me?
Joey: Not enough pills in the world, Rach. What about you, you're the single one, seen anybody in there you like?
Chandler: Look you dont understand, Gandolf is amazing. Yknow youre never know whats gonna end up happening, you go out for a couple of beers and end up on a fishing boat to Nova Scotia!
RACHEL: [comes up from behind the bar and startles Chandler] Hey. I've got something that's gonna make you happy. Guess what Gunther found? [holds up Chandler's bracelet]
Ross: Okay, I did not abandon Rachel! Okay? Emily showed up at the airport! I had to go after her! I mean, I-I did what I had to do! She's my wife! Rachel is my wife! Y'knowEmily! Emily, is my wife! Man, what is that?
Carol: Look, I-I-I am sorry that Rachel dumped you cause she fell in love with that Mark guy, and you are the innocent victim in all of this, but dont punish your friends for what Rachel did to you.
Rachel: Yes! And I know what looks sexy on guys. Please, just wear what I suggest, and she’s gonna go nuts for you.