words in movies
Joey: What are you doing?
Ross: So what, we just sit?
Phoebe: Hey you guys, guess what?
Rachel: (Somewhat angrily) Okay. What the hell was that? You know what? Dont answer me. (Giggling) I have a date with Danny.
Estelle: What can I say? She nailed it.
Ross: I'm sorry, man. Hey, y'know what you should do? You should make something happen for yourself. Y'know, like-like write a play. Write a movie! Huh? I mean, what about those Good Will Hunting guys?
Joey: Come on Ross be realistic, y'know? If I did write something, what are the chances I could get those guys to star in it?
Monica: Oh God, stop with the plan! So what, so what you saw him with a girl? Who cares?! That doesn't mean anything! Now look, you're going to go out on a date with Danny and you're going to be so charming he's gonna forget all about that stupid subway girl.
Joey: (jumping up) All right! But uh, listen, what do you say we crank it up a notch?
Phoebe: Hey!! (The bucket starts smoking.) The charity's on fire! Help! (Yet another guy walks by carrying a cup, which Phoebe grabs.) Oh good! Thank you, I need that. (She throws onto the smoldering fire. Suddenly the bucket erupts in flames.) Whoa! What is that?! (She sniffs the cup.) (To the guy.) It's nine o'clock in the morning!
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Ross is reading what Joey wrote.]
Ross: All right. (Reading.) A room. A man enters, he looks suspicious. (Stops reading a flips the page to find the next one is blank.) That's it? (Joey shrugs.) Joey, you're supposed to have five pages done by now! Including an exciting incident! (Flipping through the rest of the pad.) And what is, and what is all this?! (Reading.) The official rulebook of Fireball.
Rachel: (not sure what to do) Uh, it was very nice meeting you. (They continue to ignore her.)
Phoebe: Nobody! Nobody respects the bucket! You wouldn't believe what people put in here! Look! (Hands it to Monica.) Okay, does this look like a garbage can to you?
Ross: So Pheebs, are you gonna go back out there or what?
Phoebe: Yeah, I'm gonna go back to being Street Phoebe. Yeah! Oh but, y'know what? I can't go totally back because Street Phoebe really wouldn't be friends with you guys. Sorry. (Leaves.)
Rachel: Okay, y'know what uh, actually, that's great. That helps a lot. Thanks. (She leaves them to wrestle.)
Phoebe: What?!
Rachel: Yeah uh, y'know what uh, let's skip it.
Danny: What?! Why?!
Danny: Okay, listen, I really like you. Okay? I think this can go somewhere. So what if I'm close to my family, are you gonna let that stand in the way of us?
Danny: (seeing Rachel's shocked look) What?
Chandler: What is up?
Joey: A handsome man enters. (Playing the part of the handsome man.) Hey! How's it going guys? I don't know what you two were talking about, but I'd like to say thanks to both of you. You, (Ross) you wouldn't let me give up on myself, and you (Chandler) well you co-created Fireball. The end.
Joey: What?! Wait-wait-wait! The handsome man was about to enter!!
Joey: (to the waiter) What are you still doin here?! I told you, lobster ravioli!
Chandler: Oh yeah, then uh, what was Phoebes song about?
Joanna: What are you doing?
Ross: Hey, yknow, yknow what would make me really happy?
Rachel: Oh yeah, no, whats that?
Chandler: What?
Chandler: I was asleep. (She takes off her robe and starts to shiver) Oh no! No-no honey! Yknow whats sexy? Layers. Layers are sexy. And blankets are sexy. And oh! Hot water bottles are sexy.
Joey and Chandler: What?!
Mrs. Bing: What is with you tonight?
JOEY: C'mon show us what you bought. . . You know you want to.
Monica: Oh, what are we gonna do! I don't wanna see her!!
Joey: What?!
Joey: (entering) Ross! Get a shot of this. (He's carrying an issue of the USA Today and hands Ross the camera.) Hey babies! These are the headlines on the day you were born! Okay, now girl baby turn away and boy babies (Throws the paper away to reveal a copy of Playpen, which is the TV version of Playboy Magazine.) Check it out, huh?! This is what naked women looked like the month you were born. All right, now let's dive right into the good stuff. (Joey opens the magazine and Ross sticks the camera in it.)
Chandler: So uh, what are you in for?
Monica: Thank you. So what does this Bob guy look like? Is he tall? Short?
Joey: Oh, c'mon, I mean, there's you, then there's Charlie, and it's like... (sighs) What the hell is my problem? OH! (He falls back on the bed)
ROSS: I'm sorry I'm late, what happened?
Phoebe: What is that?
Phoebe: What did he say?
Monica: You know what, everything's gonna be okay.
Ross: What happened?
Kate: Happy?! Is that what Im supposed to be Vic? Happy?
Rachel: What?
RACH: Yeah! Closure. That's what it is, that's what I need. God, you're brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that?
Monica: Well you know it's just like living with a girl. Only they don't steal your makeup. Unless they're playing "This is what my sister would look like" (Looks at Chandler)
Phoebe: What are you guys talking about, I loved it! It was soo moving. Oh, plus its just, its so different from the stuff you usually hear.
Ben: What did we just finish talking about Ben?!
Rachel: (hurt) What?
Joey: (climbing out of the hole) What?! What?!! What is it?!
Ross: Oh whats the big deal?! I wasnt even invited to the ceremony, just the reception. And-and yknow what? If it makes you feel any better, Joan and I will just make an appearance and then, and then well-well leave early as a sign of protest.
RACH: Joey, honey, they don't know what they're talking about.
Ross: What?
Ross: What? Okay, okay, okay, okay.
MONICA: You know what this is, this is us getting ready for the prom.
Ross: My son? Pretty serious. (Theres a knock on the door and Ross answers it.) Oh hey Katie! (The cashier from before) What uh, what are you doing here?
Phoebe: Remembered what?
Rachel: What did you just say?
Monica: That's probably what they'll say.
Monica: Well, Rachel wants to take swing dance lessons. Which I think is a really stupid idea! It's dangerous, she's never gonna get what she wants, and who knows who she might (Turns to look at Ross) end up hurting.
ROSS: C'mon, what, you never think about our future?
Chandler: Oh, just this! (turns around and has a paint lid stuck to the back of his pants.) Yknow what its my fault really, because the couch is usually where we keep the varnish.
Ross: What?!
Ross: I just wanted to thank you again for last night, what a great party! And the guys from work had a blast. Yknow, one of them had never been to a bachelor party before. Yeah! And-and another one had never been to a party before, so
Chandler: To yourself. (finishing) Hey-hey-hey, y'know what that's pretty good.
Joey: Hey, you dont even live here anymore! What are you doing answering my phone? I have my machine!
RACH: What's that? What? I saw my name. What is it?
Chandler: Oh God, it freaked me out. Okay, I know it shouldnt have, but it did. I mean I like her, I dont want to stop seeing her, but every so often its like Hey, y'know what, wheres your leg? I mean Im the smallest person in the world arent I? Im the smallest person in the world.
Monica: What?
Ross: Oh, just hold on a second. Im watching this rugby thing on ESPN. I dont know what the big deal is. Im man enough to play this sport.
Monica: Y'know what? After you're with this woman for like ten minutes, you forget all that. I mean, she is this astounding person, with this, with this amazing spirit.
Frank Jr.: That's not what we talked about!!
Joey: That wasn't a real date?! What the hell do you do on a real date?
Monica: Isn’t it? Then what about the amazing wainscotting and the crown molding and the dormer windows in the attic?
Joey: Thanks! Okay-okay check it out! (Reading from the script) Picture? What picture? (He pauses then spits) Eh?
Ross: Yknow what? I think I can take care of myself, Ill talk to you later. Good-bye. (Hangs up the phone and turns to find Jill sitting really close to him.) Whoa! Uh, that was your sister actually. She-she thinks that youre just using me.
Chandler: (opening the door) What?
Ross: You know what? That is a very good idea. I'm gonna go make a pitcher of Margaritas.
Ross: Mom, yknow what? I-I cant deal with this right now. Im sorry
JOEY: [opens the drapes] Hey, Ross! What are you doin'?
Ross: (opening the door to see Mona standing there) Mona? What arehi! What are you doing here? Im, um, supposed to pick you up!
Ross: Hold on a second, alright? Just think about what you went through the last time you quit.
Joey: (coming out of the bathroom) Whats twisted?
Monica: What?!
Chandler: This is terrible. What am I going to do?
Rachel: You what?
MNCA: What these? [holding up liquor bottles] Oh, these are, um, for.. cuts and scrapes.
Monica: What did you tell them?
Ross: It's actually kinda interesting to find out what people are doing... remember Andrea Rich?
Rachel: (not sure of what to do) Yknow what? I dont, I dont think Phoebe really wants to come.
Monica and Rachel: What?!
Rachel: What?!
Chandler: What a baby.
MONICA: What have I not told you?
Joey: Yes, but y'know what? It doesn't matter who knows what. Now, enough of us know that we can just tell them that we know! Then all the lying and the secrets would finally be over!
Chandler: (calling from the bathroom) What are you doing here?
Rachel: What?!
Phoebe: Y'know what, but there is, there is no right or wrong, here.
Rachel: Would you stop?! What is the matter with you?!
Chandler: Let her know I like her? What are you, insane? (The girls make disgusted noises.) It's the next day! How needy do I want to seem? (To the guys) I'm right, right?
Rachel: I know, it's amazing. It's amazing. It's so much better than what I had at Ralph Lauren. The money is great...
Ross: What? What?
Ross: 30 seconds on the clock. 5 questions wins the game. The lightning round begins now! What is Joeys favorite food?
Joey: Really? To what?
Ross: Come on, I think this is a good thing. I dont think Mom wouldve hired you if she didnt think you were good at what you do.
Joey: But what does that gonna do...
Monica: What, he doesnt like Josh?
Ross: (sees the chick) Ohhh, hey! All right, listen, I-I have that TV thing in like two hours, and I need your help, okay? What do you think? (takes out two suits) This blue suit, or this brown one?
Rachel: Oh, yknow what? I cant. I have to have dinner with that Melissa girl.
Monica: What? I-I said you had a-
Ross: You know what the scariest part is? What if there's only one woman for everybody, y'know? I mean what if you get one woman- and that's it? Unfortunately in my case, there was only one woman- for her...
Ross: She said what?
Joey: Well Ross, it seems pretty clear. I mean whats more important? What people think or how you feel, huh? Ross, you gotta follow your heart.
Ross: Theres no or in mind. What is wrong with these pants?!!
Chandler: I cant believe I did this! What an idiot!
Joey: What? You ordered pizza without me?!
Phoebe: Well, I mean look it's, it's not your fault, you know. I mean this is just what, what she does to guys, okay.
(Chandler can't believe what he's hearing. He looks at Monica, then at the others, then back at Monica.)
Joey: Whats in it?
The Acting Teacher: All right, lets start with some basics. Can anybody tell me what the difference between upstage and downstage is?
Ross: whats up, Dad?