words in movies
Rachel: Oh, what is wrong with me lately? I mean its like every guy I seeI mean look here. (Points behind them) Look at that guy for example, I mean normally thats not someone I would-would be attracted to, but right now, with the way Im feeling, all I want to do is rip off his sweatpants and fanny pack.
Rachel: Well, yknow what? I go see my doctor tomorrow, Ill ask her about this. Maybe she can give me a pill or something.
Phoebe: Yeah. Yeah, thats what you need a good pill.
Phoebe: Wait, Im-Im sorry. Whats the big deal about a holiday card?
Mona: Hey, I went by the photo shop, take a look, here is a mockup of our card. What do you think?
Mona: What?
Rachel: Oh, really, really good. But enough about me, come on! Where-where are you from? What do you do?
Rachel: No! Shoot, Dr. Schiff what kind of question is that?!
Ross: Forget it. I-IYknow what? Ill just have the conversation. Ill just say I like things the way they are, and hope for the best. What do you think Rach?
Doug: Whats going on Bing? Does uh, your wife have a problem with me or something?
Chandler: Yknow what would really help me through this tough time is choking something. Can I choke ya?
Ross: I mean, theres no point in spending time with someone if-if its just fun. Its gotta be, its gotta be going somewhere right? So where-where is it going? (Pause) Ah! Thats-thats the real question. And-and the answer is is its going somewhere fun. Now I-I know what youre thinking, fun was fine for you like ten years ago yknow, but youre-youre not getting any younger. No I meanNo not you, not you, youyou are getting younger. I meanyou-you look like youre getting younger by the secondWhats your secret?
Rachel: What?
Rachel: No! I do not care what my hormones are doing, I am not going to just do it with some random guy!
Doug: BingWhats this?! (Grabs his hand.)
Mona: (entering) Hey Ross, whats going on? You changing the lock?
Mona: Umm, I-I thought we were moving forward and now youre-youre sending me all these mixed signals. What are you trying to tell me?
Mona: What?
Chandler: Yknow what the worse part was? I got to see what my life would be like without you. It was like Its a Wonderful Life with lap dances. Please promise that you will never leave me, that we will grow old together, and be with each other for the rest of our lives.
Joey: Oh, whats wrong?
Rachel: Yeah. So yknow, I have all of these feelings and I dont know what to do about them, because I cant date like a normal person, which is fine because I dont need a relationship, I mean all I really want is one great night. Just sex, yknow? No strings attached, no relationship, just with someone that I feel comfortable with and who knows what hes doing. For just one great night, I mean is that really so hard to find. (Looks at Joey.) So how was your day?
Rachel: And so bad. I dont even know what youre talking about because I didnt ask you to do anything!
Ross: What are you kidding? Its Batmans tux!!
Ross: Yeah thats what she said.
Chandler: Yeah, I can be a hero, I could do that. I could, I could do... I, w-w-what if, what if it attacks me?
Monica: What?
Monica: Say what?
Monica: (loudly) What!?
Rachel: You know what I really really want?
Ross: What, Rach?
Chandler: (enters) Hey, what you guys talking about?
Phoebe: What?!
Rachel: What?!
Ross: Well, what was it?
Rachel: Why? What was it?
Monica: What are you doing?
Phoebe: What?!
Joey: What?!
Mike: What?!
Chandler: What?
Carol: Hey, what are you doing here?
Ross: Well, yeah, of-of course Im okay! What? Im just being supportive. Supportive of you and this whole trip, and-and (notices something) what-what is uh, whats this? (He holds up a rather skimpy bathing suit.)
Chandler: Actually what?
Ross: Huh, I don't know what to pick. Am I more thankful for my divorce or my eviction? Hmm.
Monica: What the Yes youre too late! Where was all this three years ago?!
Chandler: What?
Ross: There isn't that's what I'm saying. (All happy)
Phoebe: Thats good, you should be impulsive and you should be romantic. Just you did it with the wrong person. (He looks at her.) What?
Hayley: what a great dinner.
Ross: WHAT THAT'S A REAL NAME!
Rachel: Well what happened at dinner?
Joey: Yeah. Okay, what else? Rent!
Joey: What?
Phoebe: WHAT!
Phoebe: WHAT! WHY?
JOEY: Phoebe, that's crazy. When I first met you, you know what I said to Chandler? I said, "Excellent butt, great rack."
Monica: All right guys stop it. Rachel, were very sorry that is a very insensitive thing for us to do. And yknow what? Let us make it up to you, we have two really great guys for you.
Hayley: What?
Rachel: You know what Im going to do? Im going to get in my sweats, and eat this in bed! (exits)
Joey: Whoaheywh-wh-what do you got there? What is that? Pie?
Mona: Seriously, what is she doing?
Monica: What if I turn out the lights? (Runs to shut them off.)
Phoebe: Yeah, otherwise, I mean thats, thats, thats just it for us hanging out together. Y'know is that what you want? (they both look away) Can you be civil?
Monica: Yeah, but I love you more. Besides yknow, nothing goes with Bing. So Im screwed. I mean (Rachel hands Emma to Monica.) Oh, hi Emma. Yeah, thats you. Youre our little Em. Oh whats that honey? What? Oh, you want a little cousin? (To Chandler) You want a cousin right now?!
Joey: Okay, five hundred dollars. What else?
Chandler: Was his question whats more boring than him?
Rachel: What about (?) Monica.
Rachel: What � Oh! (points inside)
Chandler: Fine. What!?
Rachel: Oooh... ***I really can't hear what she says*** come here.
Chandler: Oh-oh, what are you doing?
Rachel: Well, yknow, sometimes that helps. (She realises what that couldve meant.)
Monica: You know what? Let�s not talk.
Chandler: What?
Ross: Alright, ok, let's do it. (Ross sits down at the desk and they all gather around him) Uhm, I know we start by discussing the shortcomings of carbon dating... uhm, and then, then I move on to what is clearly the defining moment of the Mesozoic era, the breakup of Pangea, hello! (Rachel and Joey look confused) And then, there's the... eh... there's the overview of the Triassic.
Ross: What?
Rachel: (sees Chips phone number) Wow! Look at that, Chip Matthews called. I wonder what he wants?
Joey: Oh-oh! (Shows him whats on the back, "Best Man Joey Tribbiani, with a huge picture of him.)
Lydia: Look, look at your man, Ewing. Nice shot. You know what, he couldn't hit water if he was standing on a boat.
Phoebe: Aw � what?
Phoebe: Alright, okay, so we can all go now. That is fun. Hey, you know what? We all haven�t been together the six of us in such a long time.
Rachel: What?
Ross: What? (Motions for Phoebe to go outside with him.) Oh my God! She-she thinks were engaged! Why? Why? Why would she think were engaged?!
Chandler: You must stop! (Chandler hits what he is working on with a hammer and it collapses.)
Rachel: (indignant) What, the blonde with no bra?
Monica: What are you gonna do?
Rachel: (exasperated) Yes, Chandler, that's exactly what it is. It's your hair.
Phoebe: So, he a little enthusiastic, whats wrong with that?
Monica: Yeah Joey shes Rachels got this really big work problem, and it is a head scratcher. Wow! (To Chandler) Yknow what, if were gonna make dinner were gonna have to leave. Yeah. (She and Chandler exit.)
Phoebe: What?! (Ross rings the bell.) What the hell?!
Rachel: (entering carrying a book) Okay! Okay! Listen to what Sean McMahon wrote in my yearbook senior year, "Dear Rach, youre such a good person." Not girl! Person!
Joey: Hey, what about the scene with the kangaroo? Did-did you like that part?
Rachel: What 'cha readin'?
Joey: Dude, I am sorry about what I said!
Chandler: What are you guys talking about?
Dr. Green: Well what if somebody steals something? How are you gonna run after him with one leg shorter than the other?!
Rachel: Well, I... you know, I-I-I don't know what to say... I mean, I never thought of you as a guy who needed his men to be men. You know, 'cause I gotta tell you Ross, it not like you just came in from branding cattle.
Phoebe: Whats the big deal, yknow? Its not like its a real marriage.
Mike: Hey, what are you kidding me?
Rachel: Wel-wel-well what are we gonna do?
Joey/Wigglemunch: What kind?
Phoebe: Ooh, what happened?
Monica: What do you do with your money now?
Monica: So what? Don�t you have any will power?
Monica: Oh wait.. What are you doing?
Ross: Why? What was wrong with her?
Amy: No! What are you going to do? Make me?
Joey: Yeah for like a half an hour one night! Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life! Youre so lucky! Look what I missed out on by not being there! Although you know what? It could never have worked like you guys did, cause you guys are perfect for each other. Yknow, we look at you and-and we see you together and it just it-it fits. Yknow? And you just know its gonna last forever.
Joey: Yeah! (Monica goes in the bedroom.) Yknow, she could use a little (Whistles that she needs to do what theyre doing.) (Something happens on the game.) Oh nice shot!!! (They all cheer.)
Joey: Hey. I just saw a woman breast feeding both of her twins at the same time; it is like a freak show up here. (Notices shes wiping her eyes.) Whats the matter?
Monica: What? Something happened with the plates?
Phoebe: Whats going on?
MONICA: Yeah.� What do you think?
CHANDLER: What? Why?
Chandler: Hello? Oh hi, Doctor Connelly. (pause) No, she's not here but, you know, I can tell her. Should I be sitting down for this? (his smile fades as he hears the answer) Oh. (pause) Well, so what does that mean? (pause) Ok. Ok, thank you. Thanks. (hangs up)
PHOEBE: What about Ross?� What about your moment?� Don't you want to talk to Ross about it?
Phoebe: You know what? Maybe once they start dating, and they see what's out there, they'll realise how good they are for each other.
MONICA: What are you saying?
Phoebe: Oh yay! Great! Okay, what room number is he in?
Rachel: What? What carrer?
Monica: What makes you think that I might not be okay?
CHANDLER: What?