words in movies
Rachel: Oh, what is wrong with me lately? I mean its like every guy I seeI mean look here. (Points behind them) Look at that guy for example, I mean normally thats not someone I would-would be attracted to, but right now, with the way Im feeling, all I want to do is rip off his sweatpants and fanny pack.
Rachel: Well, yknow what? I go see my doctor tomorrow, Ill ask her about this. Maybe she can give me a pill or something.
Phoebe: Yeah. Yeah, thats what you need a good pill.
Phoebe: Wait, Im-Im sorry. Whats the big deal about a holiday card?
Mona: Hey, I went by the photo shop, take a look, here is a mockup of our card. What do you think?
Mona: What?
Rachel: Oh, really, really good. But enough about me, come on! Where-where are you from? What do you do?
Rachel: No! Shoot, Dr. Schiff what kind of question is that?!
Ross: Forget it. I-IYknow what? Ill just have the conversation. Ill just say I like things the way they are, and hope for the best. What do you think Rach?
Doug: Whats going on Bing? Does uh, your wife have a problem with me or something?
Chandler: Yknow what would really help me through this tough time is choking something. Can I choke ya?
Ross: I mean, theres no point in spending time with someone if-if its just fun. Its gotta be, its gotta be going somewhere right? So where-where is it going? (Pause) Ah! Thats-thats the real question. And-and the answer is is its going somewhere fun. Now I-I know what youre thinking, fun was fine for you like ten years ago yknow, but youre-youre not getting any younger. No I meanNo not you, not you, youyou are getting younger. I meanyou-you look like youre getting younger by the secondWhats your secret?
Rachel: What?
Rachel: No! I do not care what my hormones are doing, I am not going to just do it with some random guy!
Doug: BingWhats this?! (Grabs his hand.)
Mona: (entering) Hey Ross, whats going on? You changing the lock?
Mona: Umm, I-I thought we were moving forward and now youre-youre sending me all these mixed signals. What are you trying to tell me?
Mona: What?
Chandler: Yknow what the worse part was? I got to see what my life would be like without you. It was like Its a Wonderful Life with lap dances. Please promise that you will never leave me, that we will grow old together, and be with each other for the rest of our lives.
Joey: Oh, whats wrong?
Rachel: Yeah. So yknow, I have all of these feelings and I dont know what to do about them, because I cant date like a normal person, which is fine because I dont need a relationship, I mean all I really want is one great night. Just sex, yknow? No strings attached, no relationship, just with someone that I feel comfortable with and who knows what hes doing. For just one great night, I mean is that really so hard to find. (Looks at Joey.) So how was your day?
Rachel: And so bad. I dont even know what youre talking about because I didnt ask you to do anything!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Joey are discussing what to do about the now naked hooker in the guestroom.]
Monica: What?! I thought hed love it! His favorite kid's book was the Velveteen Rabbit!
Chandler: What?
Rachel: Well, first of all, Paulo and I are not back together. It was just a stupid thing I did, and if I could go back in time and do it again, well, I wouldn't. Um, second of all (Ross is laughing), what?
PHOEBE: No, huh uh, I'm sorry, no. No, I'm not some like sloppy second, charity band. You know what, there are thousands of places in this city where people would be happy to pay to hear me play. (Out on the sidewalk, singing) When I play, I play for me, I don't need your charity. (Someone puts a coin in her guitar case) Thank you! La la la la la la la....
Monica: See? Thats what I mean. I mean that, thats great! But I wouldnt trade in what I have for that. I mean Im gonna be with Chandler for the rest of my life, and thats what makes me happy. (Chandler approaches.) Hey sweetie, come here! Come sit down. Hey Phoebe and I were just talking about how our relationship is deep and meaningful. It really is dont you think?
Phoebe: He's so funny! (She imitates what he just did.)
Monica: What? (looks very shocked) Why?
Chandler: What is so funny about that? (they realise it wasn't a joke)
Monica: No, I know. But yknow what? It would make me feel better if Lewis apologized to me.
Joey: When that guy was robbing us, and I was locked in the entertainment unit for like six hours, you know what I was doing in there all that time? I was thinking about how I let you down!
Ross: What, oh my God. What did you do?
Ross: What did it say?
Ross: Well, what do you do?
Ross: (turning around and dragging the chalk down the board) What?!
Phoebe: Well, Ross does. What... You're - you're ruining the plan! Joey, you've - you've fixed him up with his perfect woman!
Joey: (muffled by the mouth guard) Dude! I am trying to sleep! (Shrugs to say, "Whats up with that?")
Phoebe: (to Monica) Then why are you answering? Do you at least know what route were on?
Joey: What? Why not? Rach, who can you not get?
Phoebe: What are you, what are you doing here?
Rachel: (turns around, not amused) Ross's what?
Charlie: What?
Joey: (looking through his binoculars at a nearby building) Yknow what else makes you wonder?
Chandler: What are you talking about? The couch is perfectly in line with the carpet. And then I can just walk over here and casually just put my feet right up on the...(Tries to rest his feet on the coffee table but they won't reach) OK, OK, here's what we do, we just uh, move the couch closer to the coffee table.
Ross: Wow. Umm Huh I'm-I'm not sure what to do with that right now.
Joey: (coming in from his bedroom) What is that?
Phoebe: Mike, you don't know, you don't know what you're doing!
PHOEBE: [handing him the papers] Here you go. You know what, I just have one more question, um, if you had figured this out sooner and um, I had been around, do you think that I would have been the one who. . . no, um, I'm sorry, don't tell me, I don't th ink either answer would make me feel better.
Rachel: Hey Joey, what cha doing?
Rachel: (worried) What, is everything ok?
Chandler: Monica has a secret closet and she wont let me see whats in it.
Joey: What... for how long?
Joey: (going over and picking up the rod) Thats all right. Hey you guys, you know whats going to be great about the fishing trip this year? When my dad gets me out in the middle of the lake and gives me that, "Joey, what are you doing with your life?" stuff. I can say, "Well, Im doing a movie with Charlton Heston dad. What are you doing with your life?"
Joey: (desperate) What the hell are you doin'???
Doug: Of course, you did. Forgot something else too ya bastard! (smacks him on the butt) (to Chandler) Well, what about you? Youre not feeling left out or anything are ya?
Monica: Wow! You might just get the first Nobel prize in rubbing. So what country is this guy from?
Mike: That's what I'm thinking.
Monica: What?
Rachel: What?! You mean theyre not coming to a social event where theres no men and theres no booze?! Thats shocking! I dont care, as long as my moms here.
Actress/Olivia: What do you know about love?
Phoebe: Wow, what is with all the negativity? You sound like Monican't , not Monican... (Monica looks almost puzzled) ...Monica. Look, you know, you have been playing around with this catering thing for over three years. Do you want to be a caterer or not?
Chandler: Y'know what maybe its gonna be okay, I mean its been a week.
Rachel: What?
Monica: What?
Sid: (To Janice) Whatd he say?
Ross: What? A brain transplant?!
Rachel: And also, you know I uh, I was thinking about what you said, you know, about the whole sex thing and... it's probably not a great idea to go down that road again.
Ross: Hey, what are you guys doing?
Joey: Oh my God, it's Ross. What are we gonna do?
Joey: No idea what it means.
Janice: Please, its because otherwise I really dont know what I might do.
Phoebe: Now, what is this?
Joey's voice, but she sees Ross: Seriously... What is it?
Monica: What do you think?
Chandler: Yeah. And what youre doing feels so good.
Phoebe: What?
Ross: What?
Ross: Wha... (gasps) What? What would give you that idea?
Rachel: Yeah, I said what was okay when I thought she was some weird bald chick. I mean, y'know, that girl has hair got all over head!
Chandler: What are you singing?
Monica: You what? You said you liked them.
Mrs. Geller: Do you know what it's like to grow up with someone who is critical of every single thing you say?
Rachel: What? What is it?
Monica: You know what? This has been kind of a girlie day. Youre right, Im sorry.
Monica: Hey, guess what Im doing tonight.
Chandler: Really? What happened?
Chandler: Y'know what, it doesnt matter, cause she picked me. Me! From now on I get the dates and you have to stay home on Saturday nights watching Ready, Set, Cook!
Chandler: (a little hurt) Okay but what about y'know my pinchable butt and my bulging bicepsShe knows!
Rachel: Yeah, 'cause that's what we do.
Chandler: This is what I want to do.
Monica: Sure, what do you have in mind?
Rachel: No, but you know what I mean.
Phoebe: What?! They took mine to give to you!
Joey: (to Kathy) I'll be right back. (to Chandler) What was that?
Mrs. Green: No dear, thats what babies do.
Rachel: Well, what would we be doing?
Parker: My God what a fantastically well lit hallway!
Phoebe: What?
Phoebe: Tell us what?
Owen: What?!?
Chandler: What?
Tommy: Oh, you thought, huh? Yeah, well that didnt really work out too well for you did it you idiot!! What are you?! A moron!! Huh?! It says D-13! Okay?! Look youre surrounded by even numbers!! Did that give you some clue?!
Emily: No. Thats not what Im saying. I just may know a few things that might help you inflict some pain.
Phoebe: Oh did youwhat did youdid you work for two days straight?
Chandler: Y'know what? You should go to my guy, because when I went in there with my third nipple. He just lopped it right off. Y'know? So I guess I'm lucky. I mean not as lucky as people who were born with two nipples.
Monica: (entering from her bedroom) So what do you think? (referring to her outfit)
Phoebe: Are you kidding? That's what sisters are for.
Bill: What? Where did you hear that?
Ross: What you got over there? Tacos?
Ross: I don't even know what that's for.
Ross: What do you mean?
Phoebe: Okay but look! Look at what I got! Its her address book! (Holds it up.) We have a guest list!
Joey: That's what I hear, yeah.
Monica: What?
Chandler: No!! Okay!! Whats with the third degree?! Why dont you just shine a light in my eyes?! (Joey looks totally confused.)
Monica: What?
Ross: Well... I like how you look, what are you?
Joey: Well, that is usually what I would do. But I just never thought youd be on the receiving end of it. How could you do this?!
Joey: What’s the matter?
Phoebe: Yeah, I know! (turns to Chandler) So, what do you think?