words in movies
Rachel: Oh, what is wrong with me lately? I mean its like every guy I seeI mean look here. (Points behind them) Look at that guy for example, I mean normally thats not someone I would-would be attracted to, but right now, with the way Im feeling, all I want to do is rip off his sweatpants and fanny pack.
Rachel: Well, yknow what? I go see my doctor tomorrow, Ill ask her about this. Maybe she can give me a pill or something.
Phoebe: Yeah. Yeah, thats what you need a good pill.
Phoebe: Wait, Im-Im sorry. Whats the big deal about a holiday card?
Mona: Hey, I went by the photo shop, take a look, here is a mockup of our card. What do you think?
Mona: What?
Rachel: Oh, really, really good. But enough about me, come on! Where-where are you from? What do you do?
Rachel: No! Shoot, Dr. Schiff what kind of question is that?!
Ross: Forget it. I-IYknow what? Ill just have the conversation. Ill just say I like things the way they are, and hope for the best. What do you think Rach?
Doug: Whats going on Bing? Does uh, your wife have a problem with me or something?
Chandler: Yknow what would really help me through this tough time is choking something. Can I choke ya?
Ross: I mean, theres no point in spending time with someone if-if its just fun. Its gotta be, its gotta be going somewhere right? So where-where is it going? (Pause) Ah! Thats-thats the real question. And-and the answer is is its going somewhere fun. Now I-I know what youre thinking, fun was fine for you like ten years ago yknow, but youre-youre not getting any younger. No I meanNo not you, not you, youyou are getting younger. I meanyou-you look like youre getting younger by the secondWhats your secret?
Rachel: What?
Rachel: No! I do not care what my hormones are doing, I am not going to just do it with some random guy!
Doug: BingWhats this?! (Grabs his hand.)
Mona: (entering) Hey Ross, whats going on? You changing the lock?
Mona: Umm, I-I thought we were moving forward and now youre-youre sending me all these mixed signals. What are you trying to tell me?
Mona: What?
Chandler: Yknow what the worse part was? I got to see what my life would be like without you. It was like Its a Wonderful Life with lap dances. Please promise that you will never leave me, that we will grow old together, and be with each other for the rest of our lives.
Joey: Oh, whats wrong?
Rachel: Yeah. So yknow, I have all of these feelings and I dont know what to do about them, because I cant date like a normal person, which is fine because I dont need a relationship, I mean all I really want is one great night. Just sex, yknow? No strings attached, no relationship, just with someone that I feel comfortable with and who knows what hes doing. For just one great night, I mean is that really so hard to find. (Looks at Joey.) So how was your day?
Rachel: And so bad. I dont even know what youre talking about because I didnt ask you to do anything!
Joey: Well whats fun about that? You expect me to be the host of a boring game thats just people standing around answering questions?
Rachel: Now the filet mignon, what comes with that?
Joey: Oh, they're so cute! Now, what, what kinds are they?
Monica: What? So you guys don't mind going out with someone else who's going out with someone else?
Ross: Yknow what? Maybe, Mrs. Green, its not absolutely vital that you live with us.
Monica: Yeah! I mean it was really funny, I-I just don't think you got it. You see Kara's coffee is-is-is weak tasting, okay? But-but what Doug was-was imply that it was weak physically. You get it now honey?
Rachel: You know what?
Ross: Look at you! WhatYoure-youre this big executive! You are much more capable than you give yourself credit for. I-I have no doubt youre gonna be an incredible mother.
Carl: What?
Ross: What?! What? How do you, how do you even know its broken?!
Joey: Oh what then? Kick me?
Chandler: Sorry! I-I-I dont know what to say.
Monica: What did they do to you?
Rachel: What?
Hillary: And after that, what could I do except become a chef.
Joey: What up?!
Chandler: Well, I may be drunk, but I know what she said! Then I went over to Beefsteak Julies
Chandler: Yknow what? I-I kinda have.
Joey: I saw this movie once where there was a door and no one knew what was behind it, and when they finally got it open millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh. Yknow it wouldnt kill ya to respect your wifes privacy! (He walks away and into his apartment and looks the door.) Stupid closet full of bugs!
Phoebe: Well, I mean, then what happens if it doesn't work out?
Joey: (interrupting) Whoa-whoa! No-no-no-no-no, nothing is going up! Okay? Up, up is not an optionwhat's a urethra? (Monica whispers what it is in his ear.) Are you crazy?!
Ross: Umm, say youre gonna be starving after all this moving. What do you say I take you to dinner tonight?
Conan: For example, I dont have to memorize lines. You guys actually have to remember what to say and you probably forget from time to time. Yes?
Monica: It is so weird, I know what I said, but uh, this morning, I was lying in bed I was, I was imagining what it would be like to say yes. (Rachel slams the magazine shut in amazement.) I know its a little sudden, and its a little rushed, and its totally not like me to do something like this, but that doesnt mean I cant. Right? I mean Im-Im crazy about Pete, and I know that we want the same things, and when I thought about saying yes, it made me really happy.
Monica: What? I didn't say anything.
Rachel: What?
Ross: What, that we had a baby? Come on lets give him a little credit, although, he did eat a piece of plastic fruit earlier.
Joey: (enters) Guess what? (they all look expectantly at him) I finally got that seed out of my teeth.
Ross: What?
Chandler: Argh! I can't believe what you did. Monica's gonna kill you!
Ross: What?
Joey: Waiting for my Grandma to finish my laundry. What about you?
Mrs. Geller: I certainly see what the girls like coming here.
RACHEL: No, no, no, no I don't think it's weird, I think, I think umm, in fact, in fact you know what I think?
Joey: Ew! What is that? Something exploded!
PHOEBE: He doesn't have rabies, he has babies. That's what my mom said.
Chandler: Hey, y'know what you should do? You should take her back to the 1890's, when that phrase was last used.
Chandler: All right, look, look. What did... what did you get for Angela Delveccio for her birthday?
Rachel: Okay. Wow! So I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. So do you have any moves?
Phoebe: What?
Phoebe: Oh, all right. What did I have?
Rachel: Oh god what am I gonna do you guys, I cant even comfort my own baby! Im the worst mother ever!
Ross: What? Wh- hello? The Millners' farm in Connecticut? The Millners, they had this unbelievable farm, they had horses, and, and rabbits that he could chase and it was- it w- .....Oh my God, Chi Chi!
Joey: oh and you know what you should bring the black see-through teddy with the attached garters. (Nods)
Chandler: What did you just do?
Rachel: What?!
Phoebe: What? What are you just gonna walk up to her at the gate? Have you never chased anyone through the airport before?
Mr. Geller: Youre right, youre right. This is about your positions. Now, what I saw in the closet is not the optimum position for conceiving a child, although it might feel good.
Monica: Well, that's different. My lie didn't make one of us a felon in 48 states. What were you thinking?
Monica: Well, sure, what with it being her funeral and all.
Chandler: Can I check out what she did to my room?
Ross: Yknow actually it does have a very interesting history. Uh, this street is the first street in the city to have an underground sewer system. (Kristen crinkles her nose at that.) Before that sewage and waste would just flow right down the street. Yeah, sometimes ankle deep! (He stops when he realizes what hes talking about.)
Phoebe: Y'know what, you should like, you should buy a state and then just name it after yourself.
Phoebe: Well, you know what Chandler? I think you've gotta face it. You're like, the guy in the big office, you know. You're the one that hires them, that fires them... They still say you're a great boss.
Joey: What? That's not? (Realizes) Oh my God.
Chandler: Oh, what a crappy night!
RACHEL: Well, what about my stuff?
JOEY: What?
CAROL: What?
SUSAN: What?
RACHEL: What?
Joey: I dunno what to say, Ross. Uh, it's a monkey.
Phoebe: You know what? You are right. I am gonna quit. It's time I took my life back!
ROSS: What?
Ross: My way?! You-you think this is my way? Believe me, of all the ways I ever imagined this moment in my life being, this is not my way- y'know what? Uh, um, this is too hard. I'm not, I can't do-
Phoebe Sr: What are you doing here?!
Ross: What do you mean? Nothing happened! I had to get out of there.
Chandler: Really? Then what are they doing in our guestroom?
Russell: Ross, I have been a divorce attorney for 23 years and never had I so much business from one client. Why dont you tell me what happened.
Joey: Oh, yknow what? Since Im here, I think Im gonna have me a little beer on the port side. (Grabs and opens one.)
Rachel: (laughs) You know what?
Joey: You got that from what I said?!
Rachel: Wait a minute! What are you gonna tell Joanna?
RACHEL: What!
Phoebe: Oh, hey, y'know what? Tell them that bone story.
Phoebe: Oh, I love you guys too, but Mike got off work early. Wait. Wait, I�m not t�not that kind of girl that just ditches her friends to be with her boyfriend. You know what? I am. Bye guys! (waves to the bar) Judy! Bye.
Rachel: (reading what he wrote again) "Dear Rach, youre a great person. Sorry about your tiney-wienie." (Will laughs.)
Joey/Drake: Oh, what about this one.
RACHEL: What?
Rachel: Wha!? What!? Come on! I found the hardware store all by myself!
ROSS: What?
ROSS: What?
Phoebe: Hang on! Hang on! Hang on! (Answering the phone.) Go!! Whos this? (Listens) Oh okay, youre gonna like working for me. Whats your name? (Listens) What kind of name is Brendy? I Whatever Stop talking! All right, from now on your name is Joan. You can pick your own last name.
DUNCAN: What?
Ross: You'd better hope not because I just read what you put on your page today.
Rachel: No, I know I dont either, but ya know what, its their party, and its just one night. And we dont even have to lie; we just wont say anything. If it comes up again, well just smile. Well nod along.
The Interviewer: (returning) Oh wait! I almost forgot. We have to ask everybody this. Other than Days of Our Lives, whats your favorite soap opera?
PHOEBE: What?
Sandy: It's okay. I get that a lot doing what I do. But I am straight. I-I'm engaged actually.
JULIE: What about Julie?
RACHEL: What?
Chandler: Oh wow! Is that what this all have been about?
ROSS: What, it's not your fault.
Chandler: (To Monica) Wow! Listen, we had a good run. You know, what was it? Four? Five months? I mean, that's more than most people have in a lifetime! So, good-bye, take care, bye-bye then! (He kisses her and starts to climb out the balcony window)
Monica: They could be our neighbors, what are they like?
CHANDLER: What?
Ross: Well, eww. What? Is it a pimple?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are.]
RACHEL: What?
RACHEL: Maybe that's all we do, what about Julie?