words in movies
Rachel: Hey, you guys! Guess what? Barry and Mindy are getting a divorce!
Joey: (To Ross) What is the matter with you?!
Ross: I know what you mean, Ive always wondered how different my life would be if-if Id never gotten divorced.
Monica: And what if I was still fat? (To Chandler) Well, you wouldnt be dating me, thats for sure.
Chandler: What, you guys really think that Im that shallow?
Chandler: What if I had had the guts to quit my job? Id probably be writing for the New Yorker, getting paid to be funny. But my jobs fun too! I mean tomorrow, I-I dont have to wear a tie.
Phoebe: What if I had taken that job at Merrill Lynch?
Ross: What?!
Ross: Oh really, really great! Yeah! A-actually shes right down the street, umm, do-do you know what? You should stop bye and say hi.
Monica: Oh no! Whats the matter?
Monica's Boyfriend: Yknow what honey? I got to get back to the hospital.
Chandler: Was his question whats more boring than him?
Monica: Hey Phoebe! Guess what?
Phoebe: What?
Joey: (holding a plate of what looks like Rice Crispies Treats) I know, here-here!! (Hands her the plate.)
Phoebe: Hang on! Hang on! Hang on! (Answering the phone.) Go!! Whos this? (Listens) Oh okay, youre gonna like working for me. Whats your name? (Listens) What kind of name is Brendy? I Whatever Stop talking! All right, from now on your name is Joan. You can pick your own last name.
Monica: (laughs) You realize what you are dont you?
Chandler: What?
Phoebe: What am I gonna do?! What am I gonna do?! I cant call my office theyll kill me! I cant call my clients theyll kill themselves! Great, now my chest hearts.
Monica: What?!
Phoebe: Then yes that is what Im having. (Takes another puff of the cigarette.)
Phoebe: (To Ross) So whats going on with you?
Rachel: Wow! This is so amazing! What else? What else?
Joey: All righty, what do you say we head back to my place?
[Scene: Ross and Carol's, Ross is trying to talk to Carol about what Phoebe told him.]
Carol: What do you mean?
Carol: Like what?
Ross: Well I dont know umm, (Pause) what if we were too tie each other up? (Carols shocked and obviously doesnt like that idea.) Umm, some people eat stuff off one another. (Carol doesnt like that idea either.) Nah! Umm, yknow we-we could try dirty talk? (Carol still says no.) Umm, we could, we could have a threesome.
Chandler: Whats this?
Joey: Oh my God! Thats great! Congratulations! Whats the story?!
Monica: (giggles) Of course I have! What do you think, Im some 30 year old virgin?
Monica: Yknow what? You are right?!
Rachel: Oh what do you know? Virgin!
Phoebe: What the hell is this, herbal tea? I hate herbal tea!
(Phoebe mocks what Monica just said. Ross pulls Chandler aside.)
Phoebe: What are you two girls whispering about over there?!
Phoebe: Okay, what is this? A stupid contest? Because we got a winner here! (Points at Ross.)
Phoebe: I know! But if I didnt work there, what else would I do?
Chandler: Uh, what about yknow the massage thing? That never gave you a heart attack.
Phoebe: Hmm, pulling in a salary in the high six figures or rubbing gross naked people for chump changeooh, what do I do?! What will I do?!
Joey: I know. (Joey is sitting in this tall chair that is made up of balls on polls. Youll have to see it to know what I mean.) Yeah, his name is Pat.
Monica: I hope youre hungry, were starting with oysters. And yknow what they say about oysters, dont you?
Dr. Roger: What people?
Susan: (not taking her eyes off Carol) Hello Ross. (Takes off her coat and hands it to him.) I love what youve done with this space.
Chandler: What was tonight?
Monica: You dont want to know what tonight was.
Chandler: Okay. (Pause.) What was tonight?
Chandler: Hey thats what I tell girls about me.
Chandler: Okay. (They both realize what he just said.)
Joey: Well, with Dr. Drake they always tell me what to say. And with Joey, I pretty much have to make it up on my own.
Monica: I have no moves. (He moves in to kiss her and she laughs and backs away.) Okay, whatcha doin there?! (Giggles.) Oh yknow what? Im sorry, this is just too weird.
Monica: What if I turn out the lights? (Runs to shut them off.)
Joey: Yes! Yes!! And every time you look at it, I want you to remember that you are a good person. Okay, youve had the chance to cheat, and with me, but you didnt. And thats what this ring stands for.
Joey: Huh. But still Ross, youre worst day with two women, pretty much better than any other day! Yknow what I mean?
Joey: Yeah? What did ya have?
Jack: What are you doing here?
Jack: What?!
Rachel: No seriously! Seriously! What has happened to the sanctity of marriage?
Rachel: Aw what are you?! A detective?
Ross: Look I-I dont know whats going on with you and your husband and what is hopefully an adult dog walker, look can I just say not all men are like that.
Ross: Hey! There are some men who will do whatever it takes to make their marriage work! Okay? There are some men who will stand by and-and watch as their wives engage in-in what only can be described as a twosome with some-some woman she barely knows from the gym!
Monica: What?!
It only takes two heart attacks to finally make you see One of them wont do it, but the second one will set you free Tell all your hate and anger, its time to say good-bye And that is just what I will do, soon as those bastards I work for die! La, la-la-la, la-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Chandler: What?!
Ross: Whats up?
Monica: (breaking the kiss) Yknow whats weird?
Ross: What? No! No, Im not stopping. Im Red Ross!
Monica: (entering) Hey, whats going on?
Rachel: Oh no-no-no, no-no-no, thats not what I meant.
Chandler: Y'know what Rach, maybe you should just, y'know stay here at the coffee house.
RACHEL: Yeah, who's gonna eat all our food, and tie up our phone lines, and - is that my bra? What the hell you doin' with my bra?
The Instructor: What?!
Chandler: (To Joey) In a minute? Whats gonna happen in a minute?!
Rachel: What, what, wait a minute! You haven�t even told her you were a doctor, yet? How long have you known her, likean hour?
Kathy: Yeah, I do. Of course, I learned at my aunts dog grooming shop, but hey, what do you say?
Phoebe: Whats a Movement class?
ERNIE: Bert, Bert. Bert. Hey, what happened to my friend Bert? He was here just a moment ago. Oh no, my old friend Bert is lost.
Ross: What time?
Chandler: Bob? Ooh, working here with us? Everyday? Yeah, I dont know if he has what it takes.
Chandler: What is the matter with you ?!?
Monica: (To Rachel) What?! You paid a thousand dollars for a cat when you owe me 300!!
Chandler: We dont know what could make this go away.
David: I don't know. I don't know what I'm gonna do. I just- you decide.
Elizabeth: Yes you did! What was it?
Phoebe: Whats that smell?
Monica: Why? What did you do in the bathroom?
Rachel: What?
Fat Joey: Whats my little chef got for me tonight?
Rachel: (all mushy) Oh, you know what? Let's not say anything else. I love you. (they hug)
Customers: Huh? What?
Monica: What?! Youre going out with her again!
Joey: But what you saw, that is the extent of it, okay? One kiss.
Joey: What? No-no its her birthday!
Dana: What?! Anything! Anything!
Monica: Well what are you gonna do when he finds out he wasnt even asked?!
Monica: What if it's new? I mean, we agreed not to talk again, unless we had something really important to say. Shouldn't I call him back?
Ross: What?
Kathy: So what did you do today?
Rachel: Its not dumb. But, maybe its okay that youre not a part of it. Y'know what I mean? (Ross looks confused) I mean its like, I-I-I like that youre not involved in that part of my life.
Ross: What was with the dishes?
Monica: No! No! I shouldnt have even opened these! I mean IJoey I am out of control!! Joey, you have to do me a favor. No matter what I say, no matter what I do, please do not let me open another present! Okay?
Ross: What?
Ross: Well I I told him that if he ever hurt you I would hunt him down and kick his ass! (The girls all laugh.) What?! What?! What is the matter with everybody?! I am serious! I would kick his ass! (The laugh harder.)
Monica: Whats the charity?
Monica: Phoebe, what, what happened here?!
Phoebe: (still reading the label) Oh my God! This is a six-hour pill! (Checks her watch) Thats it! Im out of the woods! Ohh! What a relief!
(Monica quickly dives under the water as Joey enters. He looks a little shocked at what Chandler's doing.)
Monica: (not wanting to be left out, picks up something) Hey umm, whats this?
Rachel: No-no! Dont dance for me! Please? Dont! (She gets up to yell at her friends.) What is the matter with you guys?
Elizabeth: What?
Monica: Excuse me? He doesnt even know what hes doing!
Rachel: Well what if I told you, you can do it in my apartment?
Phoebe: What did you do on yours?
Rachel: (shocked) What?
Rachel: What are you guys doing?
Ross: Then what am I supposed to do?
Elizabeth: What?
Rachel: What?
Rachel: (opening mail) Can you believe what a jerk Ross was being?
Rachel: Excuse me, can I, can I bum one of those? (He holds up his pack.) Y'know what, actually (She takes the one he's smoking and heads over to where Nancy and Kim are standing and laughing.) Okay, okay, okay, what's so funny over here?
Joey: What did I just say?
Chandler: So what was it for anyway?
Joey: Yknow what? Bring her both, and Ill have the same. (The waitress leaves.)
Joey: What?
Susan: Oh, well, is it what we thought it would be?
Phoebe: (looks at Monica) Hey, yknow what might cheer you up?
Chandler: (To Phoebe) Y'know what? I have been trying to apologize to him all week! If he's not gonna let me do it on the phone, I'm gonna go down there and do it in person.
Ross: Thank you! Thats what I keep saying.
Rachel: I'm sorry, what?
Monica: What?
RACH: What? [looks, feigns indifference] C'mon you guys, I don't care, I have a date tonight.
Joey: Hands! It is absolutely essential that you tell me what room the man my assistant described is staying in. Hes a patient of mine, Ive been treating him for years!
Interviewer: So, uh, what are you going to do next?
Phoebe: What is your job?
Monica: Hey, its Phoebe and Rachel. Um, why dont you tell them what you were telling me earlier about me not being high maintenance?
Monica: Well, what happened?
Phoebe: So, what movie should we see?
Joey: Oh, you want something serious. Y'know what you should do, you should get her one of those um, barium enemas. Those are dead serious.
Phoebe: I just-I just started walking around not knowing what to do next, yknow? I-I started asking people on the street if they wanted massages. Then these policemen, thought I was a whore too. Its been a really bad day, whore wise.
Joey: (entering from bathrooms excitedly) You guys! You guys! Youre not gonna believe what my agent just told me!
SUSIE: Whaddo I mean. Whaddya mean, whaddo I mean? I mean underpants, mister, that's what I mean.
Ross: Fine, yknow what, thats it. From now on, Joey, I want you to be my best man.
Joey: What?!! Thats even worse!!
Chandler: (lets him out) What happened?!!
Chandler: ...And what did you bring?
Ross: What?
Ross: What?
Rachel: What?!!
Joey: I know, I know! What am I going to do? (Thinks) Ooh!
Joey: What message?
Joey: Hey-hey dude, why are you changing the subject? Why? Will you make the call or what?
Phoebe: Monica, can I talk to you behind my menu, please. (Behind the menu) What are you doing?
Rachel: What?! Wait a minute! No wait a minute! (She does so.) Okay? Look, that night was the one wild thing I have ever done in my entire life, and Im not gonna let you take that away from me! Okay, so if you dont remember that, maybe you will remember this! (She grabs Melissa and kisses her on the lips.)
MONICA: And, well, don't you have a lot of wild oats to sew? Or is that what you're doing with me? Oh my God, am I an oat?
Ross: Oh great! What, you brought Joey?
Ross: What?
Joey: There you go! That's the spirit I'm looking for! What can we do? Huh? All right who's first? Huh? Ross?
David: Okay, what the hell, what the hell. (Sweeps the remaining papers off the desk and grabs Phoebe) You want me to actually throw you or you-you wanna just hop?
Monica: What?! Excuse me!
Chandler: (trying on the jacket) Okay. Holy double-vented comfort Batman! (Finds something in the pocket) Whats this?
Tall Guy: God! What are you, in second grade?
Ross: What kind of problem?
MONICA: God, you are so lucky. I mean, I mean. . . you know what I mean.