words in movies
Joey: You know what I want? I want a lot of things! I want to be with the woman I love on Valentines Day! And I want her to love me back! And I want just one moment of relief from the gut-wrenching pain of knowing that thats never going to happen!
Ross: What is it?
Ross: Hey, whats behind your back?
Joey: Oh, thats, uh, thats Phoebes friends dog. I dont know what his real name is, but I call him Mozzarella.
Monica: (entering from her bedroom) So what do you think? (referring to her outfit)
Monica: What is it?
Monica: Honey, whats going on?
Ross: What?
Mona: So, whatd you tell him?
Phoebe: Well, I think my mother was too busy planning her suicide to provide saltwater treats. (Ross hands her one) Thank you! So what, youre just never going to tell her?
Phoebe: If I havent said it before: shes a lucky, lucky lady! So, where are you going towhat the mother of crap is up with this stuff? (Referring to the taffy, which shes been chewing this whole time.) Oh, God. Is it gum, is it food? Whats the deal? (she swallows it, finally) Oh, its nice! May I try a pink one?
Phoebe: Hes miserable! What happened to him?
Phoebe: What stuff?
Joey: No, no, no, no! Hes fine! Look, look, look! (picks up the ball) Heres your ball! Get your ball! Get your ball! (he throws the ball and it bounces right next to the dog) Get your ball! My God, what have I done to you, huh? I broke the dog! Pheebs, I broke the dog!
Ross: Well, Im, uh, going to pick up Mona. What have you got going tonight?
Ross: (opening the door to see Mona standing there) Mona? What arehi! What are you doing here? Im, um, supposed to pick you up!
Mona: Hi! Hi. Hi, Rachel! (to Ross) Whats she doing here?
Mona: Seriously, what is she doing?
Rachel: You know what Im going to do? Im going to get in my sweats, and eat this in bed! (exits)
Mona: Oh, Rachel! Wait! Hey, I hope you dont take this the wrong way, but, but, um what are you doing?
Rachel: What? Did her ass explode?!
Joey: Hey, whats up?
Ross: Yeah. Wait a minute. What are you doing here? Joey Tribbiani without a date on Valentines Day? Whats going on, huh? Girl trouble?
Ross: Anyway, so, uh, so what is it?
Ross: Cmon! Joey! What is it?
Ross: Okay, Joey, you know what? You have to go for it. How often does this happen to you, huh? You owe it to yourself.
(Ross just stands in the doorway, for like a minute Ahh! Whats going to happen next??!!! I cant make it all the way through the Olympics!!!)
(Music starts playing yes you know what kind of music )
Rachel: Hey! We were not on aOkay. Thats fine! Fine. Yknow what Ben? One day when you are a lot older I am going to tell you that entire story over a pitcher of real margaritas, okay?
Joey: Yeah, thats what I was afraid of.. Okay, uhh Look Janine I really want you to feel at home here, but some of this new stuff. Its too girly.
Phoebe: What happened?
Rachel: Joey, its just a chair! Whats the big deal?
Joey: Yeah, I guess, but whats like heads and whats tails?
Joey: Come on Ross be realistic, y'know? If I did write something, what are the chances I could get those guys to star in it?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Joey are discussing what to do about the now naked hooker in the guestroom.]
Monica: What?! I thought hed love it! His favorite kid's book was the Velveteen Rabbit!
Chandler: What?
Rachel: Well, first of all, Paulo and I are not back together. It was just a stupid thing I did, and if I could go back in time and do it again, well, I wouldn't. Um, second of all (Ross is laughing), what?
PHOEBE: No, huh uh, I'm sorry, no. No, I'm not some like sloppy second, charity band. You know what, there are thousands of places in this city where people would be happy to pay to hear me play. (Out on the sidewalk, singing) When I play, I play for me, I don't need your charity. (Someone puts a coin in her guitar case) Thank you! La la la la la la la....
Monica: See? Thats what I mean. I mean that, thats great! But I wouldnt trade in what I have for that. I mean Im gonna be with Chandler for the rest of my life, and thats what makes me happy. (Chandler approaches.) Hey sweetie, come here! Come sit down. Hey Phoebe and I were just talking about how our relationship is deep and meaningful. It really is dont you think?
Phoebe: He's so funny! (She imitates what he just did.)
Monica: What? (looks very shocked) Why?
Chandler: What is so funny about that? (they realise it wasn't a joke)
Monica: No, I know. But yknow what? It would make me feel better if Lewis apologized to me.
Joey: When that guy was robbing us, and I was locked in the entertainment unit for like six hours, you know what I was doing in there all that time? I was thinking about how I let you down!
Ross: What, oh my God. What did you do?
Ross: What did it say?
Ross: Well, what do you do?
Ross: (turning around and dragging the chalk down the board) What?!
Phoebe: Well, Ross does. What... You're - you're ruining the plan! Joey, you've - you've fixed him up with his perfect woman!
Joey: (muffled by the mouth guard) Dude! I am trying to sleep! (Shrugs to say, "Whats up with that?")
Phoebe: (to Monica) Then why are you answering? Do you at least know what route were on?
Joey: What? Why not? Rach, who can you not get?
Phoebe: What are you, what are you doing here?
Rachel: (turns around, not amused) Ross's what?
Charlie: What?
Joey: (looking through his binoculars at a nearby building) Yknow what else makes you wonder?
Chandler: What are you talking about? The couch is perfectly in line with the carpet. And then I can just walk over here and casually just put my feet right up on the...(Tries to rest his feet on the coffee table but they won't reach) OK, OK, here's what we do, we just uh, move the couch closer to the coffee table.
Ross: Wow. Umm Huh I'm-I'm not sure what to do with that right now.
Joey: (coming in from his bedroom) What is that?
Phoebe: Mike, you don't know, you don't know what you're doing!
PHOEBE: [handing him the papers] Here you go. You know what, I just have one more question, um, if you had figured this out sooner and um, I had been around, do you think that I would have been the one who. . . no, um, I'm sorry, don't tell me, I don't th ink either answer would make me feel better.
Rachel: Hey Joey, what cha doing?
Rachel: (worried) What, is everything ok?
Chandler: Monica has a secret closet and she wont let me see whats in it.
Joey: What... for how long?
Joey: (going over and picking up the rod) Thats all right. Hey you guys, you know whats going to be great about the fishing trip this year? When my dad gets me out in the middle of the lake and gives me that, "Joey, what are you doing with your life?" stuff. I can say, "Well, Im doing a movie with Charlton Heston dad. What are you doing with your life?"
Joey: (desperate) What the hell are you doin'???
Doug: Of course, you did. Forgot something else too ya bastard! (smacks him on the butt) (to Chandler) Well, what about you? Youre not feeling left out or anything are ya?
Monica: Wow! You might just get the first Nobel prize in rubbing. So what country is this guy from?
Mike: That's what I'm thinking.
Monica: What?
Rachel: What?! You mean theyre not coming to a social event where theres no men and theres no booze?! Thats shocking! I dont care, as long as my moms here.
Actress/Olivia: What do you know about love?
Phoebe: Wow, what is with all the negativity? You sound like Monican't , not Monican... (Monica looks almost puzzled) ...Monica. Look, you know, you have been playing around with this catering thing for over three years. Do you want to be a caterer or not?
Chandler: Y'know what maybe its gonna be okay, I mean its been a week.
Rachel: What?
Monica: What?
Sid: (To Janice) Whatd he say?
Ross: What? A brain transplant?!
Rachel: And also, you know I uh, I was thinking about what you said, you know, about the whole sex thing and... it's probably not a great idea to go down that road again.
Ross: Hey, what are you guys doing?
Joey: Oh my God, it's Ross. What are we gonna do?
Joey: No idea what it means.
Janice: Please, its because otherwise I really dont know what I might do.
Phoebe: Now, what is this?
Joey's voice, but she sees Ross: Seriously... What is it?
Monica: What do you think?
Chandler: Yeah. And what youre doing feels so good.
Phoebe: What?
Ross: What?
Ross: Wha... (gasps) What? What would give you that idea?
Rachel: Yeah, I said what was okay when I thought she was some weird bald chick. I mean, y'know, that girl has hair got all over head!
Chandler: What are you singing?
Monica: You what? You said you liked them.
Mrs. Geller: Do you know what it's like to grow up with someone who is critical of every single thing you say?
Rachel: What? What is it?
Monica: You know what? This has been kind of a girlie day. Youre right, Im sorry.
Monica: Hey, guess what Im doing tonight.
Chandler: Really? What happened?
Chandler: Y'know what, it doesnt matter, cause she picked me. Me! From now on I get the dates and you have to stay home on Saturday nights watching Ready, Set, Cook!
Chandler: (a little hurt) Okay but what about y'know my pinchable butt and my bulging bicepsShe knows!
Rachel: Yeah, 'cause that's what we do.
Chandler: This is what I want to do.
Monica: Sure, what do you have in mind?
Rachel: No, but you know what I mean.
Phoebe: What?! They took mine to give to you!
Joey: (to Kathy) I'll be right back. (to Chandler) What was that?
Mrs. Green: No dear, thats what babies do.
Rachel: Well, what would we be doing?
Parker: My God what a fantastically well lit hallway!
Phoebe: What?
Phoebe: Tell us what?
Owen: What?!?
Chandler: What?
Tommy: Oh, you thought, huh? Yeah, well that didnt really work out too well for you did it you idiot!! What are you?! A moron!! Huh?! It says D-13! Okay?! Look youre surrounded by even numbers!! Did that give you some clue?!
Emily: No. Thats not what Im saying. I just may know a few things that might help you inflict some pain.
Phoebe: Oh did youwhat did youdid you work for two days straight?
Chandler: Y'know what? You should go to my guy, because when I went in there with my third nipple. He just lopped it right off. Y'know? So I guess I'm lucky. I mean not as lucky as people who were born with two nipples.
Phoebe: Are you kidding? That's what sisters are for.
Bill: What? Where did you hear that?
Ross: What you got over there? Tacos?
Ross: I don't even know what that's for.
Ross: What do you mean?
Phoebe: Okay but look! Look at what I got! Its her address book! (Holds it up.) We have a guest list!
Joey: That's what I hear, yeah.
Monica: What?
Chandler: No!! Okay!! Whats with the third degree?! Why dont you just shine a light in my eyes?! (Joey looks totally confused.)