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Ross: Whats the matter?
Rachel: Okay. Okay. Okay. Uh, what do I, what do I do with him?
Ben: Whats a virgin?
Monica: What about the second minister we meet with? I kinda liked him.
Monica: All right, what about the third guy?
Phoebe: (returning with Joey) With what?
Phoebe: What?! No! It was my idea!
Rachel: Hey! We were not on aOkay. Thats fine! Fine. Yknow what Ben? One day when you are a lot older I am going to tell you that entire story over a pitcher of real margaritas, okay?
Rachel: Oh, youre one of those. But yknow what? I have two sisters of my own and we just-just tortured each other.
Phoebe: What is it?
Phoebe: Its amazing! My headache is completely gone! What are those pills called?
Phoebe: Say what?
Joey: Anyway, I started working on what Im going to say for the ceremony, do you wanna hear it?
Carol: What a nice surprise! What are you doing here?
Rachel: Well yknow I was just in the neighborhood and I passed by your building and I thought to myself, "Whats up with Carol and sweet, little Ben?"
Carol: Can I ask whatCome on in.
Chandler: Isnt that what happened with you and the brides maid?
Monica: No that is not what happened with us. Well, I was umm, I was really sad that night because this guy that I was Rosss mom.
Chandler: Well, last time I saw him he was heading out the door with the brides maid and a bucket of strawberries. So uh, youre not still upset about what that guy told ya are ya?
Chandler: You kidding? Youre the most beautiful woman in most rooms (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whats going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
Monica: (breaking the kiss) Yknow whats weird?
Chandler: What?
Joey: Thats what that was?! Cause that other thing? I thought you were on to something, but it did nothing for me.
Monica: What?!
Chandler: What?
Phoebe: (To Joey) What?!
Joey: What?! Thats not fair! Its not my fault! I was off with my brides maid! And whos to say I wouldve even said yes?! (To Monica) I mean I wouldve said yes. Chandler look y-y-you are making way to big a deal out of this, all right? Look, everything worked out okay!
Chandler: Okay, its just weird! Okay? I dont want to be standing their saying my vows and then having the mental image of you and Monica! I-I-I need I dont know what I need. I need a walk.
Rachel: So now what have we agreed?
Rachel: And-and what else?
Ross: Rachel! What are you doing here?
Ross: Whats her last name?
Rachel: What line?
Carol: Whats not funny?
Carol: What? (Goes and checks.)
Ross: Uh, yknow what? Ill tell you who it hurts! It hurts the kid who has all his clothes stolen in gym class so he has to go to the principals office wearing nothing but a catchers mitt!
Rachel: Fine. Fine, but Ill have you know that once I taught him that stuff he called me Fun Aunt Rachel. And I loved being Fun Aunt Rachel but Ill go back to being Boring and Uncomfortable Aunt Rachel if thats what you want!
Ross: No thats not what I want. Uh, Im glad you guys were bonding but I
Joey: Yeah for like a half an hour one night! Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life! Youre so lucky! Look what I missed out on by not being there! Although you know what? It could never have worked like you guys did, cause you guys are perfect for each other. Yknow, we look at you and-and we see you together and it just it-it fits. Yknow? And you just know its gonna last forever.
Chandler: Thats what you should say.
Joey: What?
Chandler: When youre marrying us; thats what you should say.
Ross: What?
Ross: What? (She takes the sign off and hands it to him.) Thats great. That is great. (Crumples up the paper and throws it down in anger.) What did we just finish talking about Ben?!
Ben: What did we just finish talking about Ben?!
Phoebe: Im really glad you guys are okay but, I just keep thinking what would happen if-if you two (Points to Monica and Joey) actually had hooked up.
Fat Joey: Whats my little chef got for me tonight?
Phoebe: (still reading the label) Oh my God! This is a six-hour pill! (Checks her watch) Thats it! Im out of the woods! Ohh! What a relief!
Chandler: Eh, y'know what, shes to political, she probably wouldnt let you do it, unless you donated four cans of food first.
Kate: Happy?! Is that what Im supposed to be Vic? Happy?
Rachel: Yeah. So yknow, I have all of these feelings and I dont know what to do about them, because I cant date like a normal person, which is fine because I dont need a relationship, I mean all I really want is one great night. Just sex, yknow? No strings attached, no relationship, just with someone that I feel comfortable with and who knows what hes doing. For just one great night, I mean is that really so hard to find. (Looks at Joey.) So how was your day?
Chandler: Oh, come on. What was with that whole Black Bart speech? (mimicking): "When I play poker, I'm not a nice guy!"
MONICA: No, honey, in a wonderful way. You know what you want now. Most guys don't even have a clue. You are ready to take risks, you are ready to be vulnerable, and intimate with someone.
Ross: Oh, what are you going to do, follow me down there?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandlers bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey (wearing a gold paper top hat) and Chandler (wearing what appears to be a Burger King paper crown) enjoying a nice product placement of Budweisers on ice.]
Carol: (screaming at Ross) Oh, what do you know? No one's going up to you and saying, "Hi, is that your nostril? Mind if we push this pot roast through it?"
RACHEL: No, you know what, it's late, everything's gonna be closed. Why don't we just do it another night?
Rachel: (To Ross) I dont know. (To the gang.) What do you mean last night? Nothing, nothing uh, happened last night.
Ross: Wha... what do you mean? (Goes to the laptop)
Erica: Oh yeah. I actually liked you guys. But it doesn't matter, because what you did was wrong. (walks away again, but Chandler catches up with her again)
Woman: So, what time is Monica supposed to get here?
Ross: Hey! I just spoke to your dad, and you know what? He seems to think well be able to find a new place for the wedding.
Ross: Hey, yknow what nickname never caught on? The Ross-A-Tron! (Monica shakes her head in disgust.)
Joey: What if I smack my head on the concrete?
Phoebe: Somebody went to college. Wow. (Cliff gets uncomfortable) What is it? Im sorry. (She moves her arm, which was resting on the same pillow his leg is.)
Ross: (entering from the bathrooms) Hey Chandler, what are you doing tonight?
Chandler: If I took this promotion, it'd be like admitting that this is what I actually do.
RICHARD: Well, I mean what can I say? I, I was married to Barbara for 30 years. She was my high school sweetheart, now you, that's two.
Chandler: (incredulous) I dont know what thats like?! Up until I was 25 I thought the only response to, "I love you," was, "Oh crap!"
Chandler: So what does this mean?
Ross: I don't know what... you're talking about.
Frank Sr.: (Seeing the look on her face) Y'know what? Strike that. My name uh, actually is-is Joe. Uh, Joe umm, Hill.
Rachel: Oh, honey! Dont get up! What do you need?
Annabelle: (seeing the end result) My god, what happened?
Sarah: What are you doing? I thought you don't share food.
Joey: I dont know! I really want this part! And they tell you no matter what you get asked at an audition you say yes. Like if-if they want you to ride a horse, you tell em you can! And just figure out how to do it later.
Rachel: Oh my god Chandler! If you can't handle this, what are you going to be like in the hospital? With the blood and the screaming and the little present that's shooting out of her!?
Ursula: What? (Indicating the departing waiter) Do you think he likes me?
Phoebe: Yeah. And believe me, this suit does not do justice to whats underneath it.
Joey: Okay, fine, so now what, I just pull it off?
Monica: What are you, animals? It's 4 o'clock in the afternoon!
RICHARD: If kids is what I takes to be with you then kids it is.
Ross: What does this mean? What do you, I mean do you wanna, get back together?
Ross: Okay, I know what I have to do. Ive got to go Red Ross. (Joey and Phoebe dont know what hes talking about.) Yknow, Red Ross!
Ross: Yes. I mean, its what we always planned. And if you have a plan, you should stick to it. Thats why they call them plans. Hello? (Pause) Im fine.
Monica: Oh its so cute. I wonder what age it is when you stop being able to put both legs over your head.
Monica: Thats what we used to call your ah, your motorcycle in high school. Y'know how a motorcycle is a Chopper, and youre Chip. Nevermind.
Joey: Y'know what, hold on, let me go get Chandler. (gets up and leaves.)
Joey: I dont want to talk about it. Yknow, you couldve at least saved me a whole cookie. (He grabs whats left of the cookie and pops in his mouth.)
CHANDLER: OK that's not what he was doing. Alright, he was looking for his bus money.
Joey: Hey, whats up? (He has solved the problem of eating the steak, hes eating it with his hands.)
Chloe: What? Are you married? Cause thats okay.
Chandler: Well, what did you think, that-that elves came in and fixed it?
Joey: Apparently, theres like a million guys out there that can play Mac, and theres only this one robot and this one guy who controls it! I didnt know he could get me fired! What am I going to do?
Phoebe: Im hearing what youre saying, but at our prices everyone needs toner.
Joey: So what? Look, suppose we were a divorced couple.
Chandler: Well, I don't know what mad him so mad, y'know? All I said was that uh, I didn't think this wasn't gonna be his big break, that this movie wasn't going to do anything for him, and that uh, y'know it didn't sound like a real movie--Okay, he should've pushed me off of the bridge.
Rachel: Okay. Okay fine, yknow what? We will let Ross and Joey decide. (Ross enters.) (In a sexy voice.) Hiiiii, Ross! Sweetie.
Ross: You damn kids! You ring my bell one more time, I swear to (Opens the door to find Jill standing there.) Ohh, uh Jill. Umm, that-thats just a little game I play with the kids down the hall. Umm, theyve really taken a liking to me. (Quickly looks out to see if theyre watching.) Uhh whats-whats-whats the matter?
Joey: (to Kate) That guys like a cartoon. What do you see in him anyway?
Janine: Whats the matter? Are you upset?
Chandler: Look what do I do? I wanna get past this, I don't wanna be afraid of the commitment thing. I wanna go through the tunnel, to the other side!
Ross: yes, yes I did. and I will also say what I'm about to say Vis-�-vis the following Phoebe has never had a serious relationship since her. super-serious relationship with. Vicrum.
Chandler: What if they're not? What if it's adopted by a king?
Ross: (answering the phone) Hello? (Listens) Hey Mon, hows the packing going? (Listens) Ben? Hes fine. Yeah, hes rightOh my God! (He looks over at the fake Ben and notices that the head has fallen off.) Get your head of your shirt there son! (He tries to push the pumpkin through the neck hole.) What? (Listens) Yeah, its a pumpkin. Ill come pack.
Rachel: Shhh...I don't know what to do, this is totally unprecedented.
Chandler: Oh, yknow-yknow what, I was looking at it upside down.
Joey: Uh, listen I gotta double check for tickets tonight. Who-who got what?
Ross: (entering, wearing a white suit with a little red bow tie) Hey, you guys! Guess what?
Phoebe: Wait, what was that? That sounded like someone being nice to you.
(she slaps him in the face, Mike looks like he doesn't believe what just happened. Precious leaves, and he turns to Phoebe.)
Rachel: Yes, they will! You know what you should do? Just go take a walk, all right? I know your size and I’m... I’m gonna pick up some really good stuff for you.
Ross: Oh hey, hey, huh, how about this weekend we have a laser disc marathon okay, and maybe a tournament on my new dart board? Huh, huh, what do you think? (in an Irish accent) Two days of darts, itll be great!
RACHEL: Great, people having sex, that's just what I need to see.
JANITOR: So, what is this information worth to you, my friend?
Chandler: Well, I'm here to see my old buddy Ben. What are you doing here, weird...turtle-man?
Phoebe: Ahh, toilet seat covers! Is that what you were doing while I was getting gas?
Monica: But what kind of a sick bastard wants to do it in front of a deer?
Phoebe: well you not what you should feel terrible about, this could have been my serious guy he was sweet and smart and funny. Do you know how hard it is to meet a guy like that?
Joey: So what does that mean? Are you guys getting back together?
Phoebe: (as Ursula): Yeah, um... (nervously clears her throat) You know you, you should just forget about what I said under the bridge, I was talkin' crazy that night, I was so drunk!
Rachel: Ross, you know what? She may need one..We're just going to have to make our peace with that!
Joey: Oh! I see what happened. It's because I was trying to repel you. Right? Believe me, you'd feel a lot different if I turned it on.
Chandler: Ahh, come on! Yknow whatyknow what, I think Im just gonna go home and call Kathy.
Joey: Hey thats what all my relationships are like.
Joey: So, I don't have to learn what that means?
Ross: So what! I still haveNo youre probably right.
Joey: (looks at the ground and at Ross) I dont know Ross! I-I tell you what, lets flip to see who does it, okay? You-you call it in the air, all right?
Ross: Really?! Wow! Thats-thats so nice, what are you gonna get me?
Ross: What do you like better flora or fauna?
Joey: Just being friendly. (He gives Monica a whats wrong with you? look and proceeds to walk behind the counter.)
Rachel: No-no, they just had a big blowout over what to do with my room.
Chandler: (To Ross) I can't believe this! What the hell were you thinking?
Don: Thats exactly what I said. Phoebe, isnt that strange.
CHAN: OK, let's do it. [Monica looks at him funny] What?
CHANDLER: Ok, think, what would Jack and Chrissy do?
Chandler: Well Ive forgotten what it tastes like okay?!
Ross: Ok. Well, before I say anything, I just need to know, is this one of those things where you break up with a guy, and then I tell you what I think, and then the next day you get back together with the guy, and I look like a complete idiot?
Rachel: (pretending to be offended) What, hey!
(Matt grabs his plate and takes some of whats on Rosss plate.)
Ross: Fine! Fine! Yknow what? Whatever you want. Okay? Youre the mommy.
Ross: What? No! Of course, of course I do! Are-are they gone?
Rachel: Oh God I just can not imagine what is gonna happen if Chandler doesnt show up!
Monica: Well, this is the last box of your clothes. I’m just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?"
Phoebe: Im kind, caring, and sweet. Whats Monica like?
Chandler: No. All right, yknow what, shes (Points to Janice) gonna think that Im handing you a credit card, but what Im really gonna do is hand you a library card.
MNCA: You know what? It seems like you've been making an awful lot of stuff Irish lately.
Chandler: Ha-ha-ha. A little to hard. What am I not ah, boyfriend material?