words in movies
Ross: Whats the matter?
Rachel: Okay. Okay. Okay. Uh, what do I, what do I do with him?
Ben: Whats a virgin?
Monica: What about the second minister we meet with? I kinda liked him.
Monica: All right, what about the third guy?
Phoebe: (returning with Joey) With what?
Phoebe: What?! No! It was my idea!
Rachel: Hey! We were not on aOkay. Thats fine! Fine. Yknow what Ben? One day when you are a lot older I am going to tell you that entire story over a pitcher of real margaritas, okay?
Rachel: Oh, youre one of those. But yknow what? I have two sisters of my own and we just-just tortured each other.
Phoebe: What is it?
Phoebe: Its amazing! My headache is completely gone! What are those pills called?
Phoebe: Say what?
Joey: Anyway, I started working on what Im going to say for the ceremony, do you wanna hear it?
Carol: What a nice surprise! What are you doing here?
Rachel: Well yknow I was just in the neighborhood and I passed by your building and I thought to myself, "Whats up with Carol and sweet, little Ben?"
Carol: Can I ask whatCome on in.
Chandler: Isnt that what happened with you and the brides maid?
Monica: No that is not what happened with us. Well, I was umm, I was really sad that night because this guy that I was Rosss mom.
Chandler: Well, last time I saw him he was heading out the door with the brides maid and a bucket of strawberries. So uh, youre not still upset about what that guy told ya are ya?
Chandler: You kidding? Youre the most beautiful woman in most rooms (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whats going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
Monica: (breaking the kiss) Yknow whats weird?
Chandler: What?
Joey: Thats what that was?! Cause that other thing? I thought you were on to something, but it did nothing for me.
Monica: What?!
Chandler: What?
Phoebe: (To Joey) What?!
Joey: What?! Thats not fair! Its not my fault! I was off with my brides maid! And whos to say I wouldve even said yes?! (To Monica) I mean I wouldve said yes. Chandler look y-y-you are making way to big a deal out of this, all right? Look, everything worked out okay!
Chandler: Okay, its just weird! Okay? I dont want to be standing their saying my vows and then having the mental image of you and Monica! I-I-I need I dont know what I need. I need a walk.
Rachel: So now what have we agreed?
Rachel: And-and what else?
Ross: Rachel! What are you doing here?
Ross: Whats her last name?
Rachel: What line?
Carol: Whats not funny?
Carol: What? (Goes and checks.)
Ross: Uh, yknow what? Ill tell you who it hurts! It hurts the kid who has all his clothes stolen in gym class so he has to go to the principals office wearing nothing but a catchers mitt!
Rachel: Fine. Fine, but Ill have you know that once I taught him that stuff he called me Fun Aunt Rachel. And I loved being Fun Aunt Rachel but Ill go back to being Boring and Uncomfortable Aunt Rachel if thats what you want!
Ross: No thats not what I want. Uh, Im glad you guys were bonding but I
Joey: Yeah for like a half an hour one night! Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life! Youre so lucky! Look what I missed out on by not being there! Although you know what? It could never have worked like you guys did, cause you guys are perfect for each other. Yknow, we look at you and-and we see you together and it just it-it fits. Yknow? And you just know its gonna last forever.
Chandler: Thats what you should say.
Joey: What?
Chandler: When youre marrying us; thats what you should say.
Ross: What?
Ross: What? (She takes the sign off and hands it to him.) Thats great. That is great. (Crumples up the paper and throws it down in anger.) What did we just finish talking about Ben?!
Ben: What did we just finish talking about Ben?!
Phoebe: Im really glad you guys are okay but, I just keep thinking what would happen if-if you two (Points to Monica and Joey) actually had hooked up.
Fat Joey: Whats my little chef got for me tonight?
Phoebe: (still reading the label) Oh my God! This is a six-hour pill! (Checks her watch) Thats it! Im out of the woods! Ohh! What a relief!
Rachel: What!?
Ross: Hey, yknow whats weird? After you guys get married, when you introduce me to people youre gonna have to say, "This is my brother-in-law Ross." Not, "My friend Ross," "brother-in-law Ross." Thats weird isnt it?
Ross: You- uh- y'know what, I'm gonna go. I don't- I don't think I can be involved in this particular thing right now.
Sister 1: (to Chandler) What cha doing?
ROSS: Carol, what's the matter? What happened?
Phoebe: Why, what happened?
Ross: What difference does that make?!
Janine: Yeah, thats what I said.
Rachel: I don't know! I mean, what brought that on?
Ross: People ask me why were not together, I just dont know what to tell them.
Rachel: Oh yeah, whats it about?
Joey: Ha-ha-ha, very funny. Look, I dont know what to do! (Long pause, as everyone cracks up.)
Monica: What?
Rachel: That's what I said! Thank you for being so nice. (They hug.)
Chandler: Okay, when are we gonna tell Rachel what is actually gonna happen?
Rachel: So honey, what are you gonna do about the little girl?
Monica: (running up to Ross) What happened in Atlantic City?!
Rachel: What are you doing here?
Chandler: What rule? There's no rule, if anything, you owe me a table!
Monica's Boyfriend: Yknow what honey? I got to get back to the hospital.
Joey: What?
Monica: I mean, all Im asking for is just a little emotion! Is that too much to ask after six years?! I mean what? Are-are-are Rachel and I not as close as you guys?! I mean do we not have as much fun?! Dont I deserve a few tears?!! I mean we-we told Joey, he cried his eyes out!
Joey: The what?
Joey: Oh, okay. (to Ross) The what?
Monica: Emily has probably been planning it since she was five! Ever since the first time she took a pillowcase and hung it off the back of her head. Thats what we did! We dreamed about the perfect wedding, and the perfect place, with the perfect four-tiered wedding cake (Starting to cry), with the little people on top. (Ross gets thrown a box of Kleenex from the bathroom and he gives her one.) Thanks. But the most important part is that we had the perfect guy who understood just how important all that other stuff was.
Rachel: Oh! Oh my God! What did I just do?
Ross: What?
Monica: I think Ill help her out. (She gets up to go over and help Rachel, and reveals she has no pants.) (to Rachel) What is going on here?
Rachel: Oh, no, no! I heard you before, that is so not what this is!
Rachel: What do you get? (She throws her pom-poms to Joey and Phoebe and performs a cartwheel.) Emily!! (Tries to do another one.) EmilWhoa!! (She falls in Chandlers room.) Okay! So thats me as a cheerleader! Ta-dum! (Gunthers the only one that claps.)
Dr. Long: No-no. Contractions can be unnerving if you dont know what they are, but shes fine.
Rachel: Well, what is the truth?
Rachel: Okay, yknow what? Maybe I should go!
Chandler: What, what, what?!
Rachel: What thing? What is this thing?
Ross: What am I going to do?
Joey: What?!
RACHEL: So what happens next?
Phoebe: What? (He leans in to kiss her.) Oh. (They kiss and Phoebe pauses.) Ooh. (Pause) Whoa! That one kept going. (Exits.)
Phoebe: What are you wrapping?
Monica: What do you mean?
Monica: What?
Julio: What?
Ross: Whats going on?
Rachel: (entering from her bedroom) What?!
Ross: What do you think you're gonna do, have sex with her right here on my couch?
Ross: What?
Chandler: Depends on what you mean by we.
Monica: What?
Ross: What are you doing?
Chandler: Again, let's journey back... As I recall what Rachel said, was she had never notice the shape of your skull before. And Joey... Well, Joey didn't realise that there was anything different.
Ross: And what are you going to do for him?
Rachel: So what do you say? Can I be your girlfriend again?
Rachel: Monica, what are you doing?
Phoebe: What, he's not still following her. Do you think he is still following her?
Joey: Alright, I can make my peace with the clean dry towels Also what is with these chips you bought?
Cookie: Hey. What are we drinkin over here.
Ross: What?!
Chandler: What do we do? What do we do?
Rachel: (entering) You guys, youre never gonna believe what I just found tacked up on a telephone pole! (Shes holding a flyer.) Look kinda familiar?
Richard: What?
Rachel: Yeah, yeah and you know what, I know she's gonna wanna run again, I just don't know how to get out of it, I mean, I live with her.
Monica: All right, yknow what? We really are late! Lets go! Lets go! Lets go!!
Phoebe: What do you mean?
Director: Heres whats gonna happen. The musics gonna start, youre gonna dance, were gonna tape, you dont look at the camera. Any questions?
Phoebe: Come on you know what to do! You hire the first one! You dont hire an assistant because theyre cute, you hire them because theyre qualified.
MR. GREENE: ...what the hell does she want with half a boat...
Charlie: Well... I'm just thinking that maybe he's not the right guy to be with right now, maybe I should be with someone... I have more in common with. You know what I mean?
Rachel: What?!
Joey: (panicked) Water breaking, what do you mean? What's that, water breaking?
Monica: Are we playing football or what? Come on you hairy-backed Marries.
Robert: What?
Monica: Whats the matter?
Chandler: It's ok, it's ok. You know what? (Takes out his mobile) I'll just call the agency and tell them to throw out the letter. (starts dialing)
Joey: (Looking up at the waiter)Thats not food...No, I dont, no...(Taps Chandler on the shoulder.) Everything's different here...I want to go home. I...I miss my family. I miss the coffee house. I cant even remember what Phoebe looks like.
Rachel: What?
Chandler: I know what you meant!! (pause) You notice that ever since we got this chick, weve been fighting a lot more than we used too?
Ross: What?
Chandler: What?
Ross: What, so this guy is helping you for no apparent reason?
Jill: (entering) Sorry Im late, whats up?
PHOEBE: [innocently] What was that?
Monica: What are you doing with the lamp?
Monica: Well, what did you do?
Ross: Okay, look, I-I know what you guys are going to say
Rachel: Oh okay, Ill fix that to. Whats her e-mail address?
Joey: Hey, what have you guys been up too?
Ross: All right. (Reading.) A room. A man enters, he looks suspicious. (Stops reading a flips the page to find the next one is blank.) That's it? (Joey shrugs.) Joey, you're supposed to have five pages done by now! Including an exciting incident! (Flipping through the rest of the pad.) And what is, and what is all this?! (Reading.) The official rulebook of Fireball.
Monica: (To Chandler) This is what happens when you dont register for gifts!
Joey: (reacting first by jumping up) Dude! What the hell are you doing?! God! (Heads for his room leaving Ross.)
Mackenzie: This is what my mom was talking about. Whiners are wieners. (Joey glares at her angrily) Look, you want your friends to be happy, right?
Chandler: So apparently we just dont pay for food anymore. (Rachel laughs then Chandler notices something.) Do you see what I see?
Monica: (getting angry) What!!?
Chandler: (starts to recite a rehearsed speech) Monica is a self-sufficient, together lady. (Pause.) Being with her has been like being on a vacation. And what may be perceived as high maintenance is merely attention to detail and(He falters and Monica prompts him.)generosity of spirit.
Joey: Yes I did! Im Chandler. (Looks at Chandler) Dude, what happened?
Monica: What?
Rachel: Yeah! But I dont know what he looks like!
Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! Oh God, I thought (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if youll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?
Ross: Come here. (he hugs Rachel) Listen, you deserve so much better than him...you know, I mean, you, you, you should be with a guy who knows what he has when he has you.
Rachel: What?!!