words in movies
Phoebe: Why? What happened now?
Phoebe: Whoa!! He is soo unreasonable! God, although I think I understand what he means. Oh my God, this is like 60 Minutes, okay, when, when, at first youre really mad at that pharmaceutical company for making the drug and then y'know you just feel bad for the people because they needed to make their hair grow.
Chandler: Y'know what this is like? This is like when my parents got divorced. Man, I hope Ross doesnt try to kidnap me after Cub Scouts.
Chandler: Y'know what maybe its gonna be okay, I mean its been a week.
Phoebe: Chandler what are you doing?!
Rachel: Chandler! Youre smoking? What are you doing?!
Ross: Oh hey, hey, huh, how about this weekend we have a laser disc marathon okay, and maybe a tournament on my new dart board? Huh, huh, what do you think? (in an Irish accent) Two days of darts, itll be great!
Ross: Whats going on?
Phoebe: Y'know what, I can stay, Im gonna stay. Cause the last time I went skiing I was to afraid to jump off the chair lift, I just went around and around.
Joey: Uh, Pheebs we kinda need you to drive us all up there in your grandmothers cab, but y'know what, Ill stay.
Ross: What a pity stay?
Ross: Pity food? Y'know what thats okay, all right, I dont need any of you to stay, okay nobody stays.
Joey: What? Mine arent tinted.
Chandler: What?
Phoebe: What does the sign say?
Monica: What?
Phoebe: No, y'know what dont close it (Rachel slams the door shut locking themselves out.) cause the... keys...are in there.
Joey: Whats going on?
Monica: What?!
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: What, no, no, no, mine are deceptively small I mean, I-I-I actually sometimes, st-stuff my bra.
Rachel: (seeing him) Chandler, what are you doing? There is a trash can right there.
Rachel: What, whats it, whats going on?
Carol: Hey, what are you doing here?
Carol: Y'know what, I want to talk to you about this so much, but we should probably do it when we could really get into it, are you free for dinner tomorrow night?
Phoebe: Yeah, what town are we near?
Phoebe: (to Monica) Then why are you answering? Do you at least know what route were on?
Ross: Pheebs? What, why are you whispering?
Carol: Look, I-I-I am sorry that Rachel dumped you cause she fell in love with that Mark guy, and you are the innocent victim in all of this, but dont punish your friends for what Rachel did to you.
Carol: (on phone) Phoebe hang on a second Ross wants to say something. (listens) What? (listens) (to Ross) You slept with someone else?!
Monica: (reading the sign) Whats pleh?
Monica: Huh. Whats doofus spelled backwards?
Rachel: What is he doing here?!
Phoebe: (to Chandler and Monica) You guys, what, what do we do about Ross who drove all the way up here? What do we do? Just like send him back and were then gonna go skiing?
Monica: I know, what about Rachel? I mean how are we even gonna ask her?
Rachel: Ask me what?
Chandler: Y'know what, I can handle it, handles my middle name. Actually its the ah, middle part of my first name.
Rachel: (to Monica) What?!
Ross: Thats what you said last night.
Monica: What I said was, was that I understood. Joeys the one who agreed with you!
Joey: (pause) What?
Phoebe: Y'know what, but there is, there is no right or wrong, here.
Joey: (pause) What?
Phoebe: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!! Hey!!! (they all stop fighting, Chandler continues to dance.) Look what youre doing to Chandler!! (Chandler finally stops) (to Ross and Rachel) Yeah, look, we know this is really, really hard for you guys. Okay? (Ross starts to leave) You dont, all right you dont have to love each other, okay? You dont, you dont even have to like each other much right now. But please, you have to figure out a way to be around each other.
Phoebe: Yeah, otherwise, I mean thats, thats, thats just it for us hanging out together. Y'know is that what you want? (they both look away) Can you be civil?
Joey: Oh what, wait, wait a second, I mean, what are we doing? Whos going with who?
Ross: Yeah, well it came to about $112, but what the hell, just call it an even 110?
Chandler: What?!
Ross: Whats up?
Monica: (breaking the kiss) Yknow whats weird?
Ross: What? No! No, Im not stopping. Im Red Ross!
Monica: (entering) Hey, whats going on?
Rachel: Oh no-no-no, no-no-no, thats not what I meant.
Chandler: Y'know what Rach, maybe you should just, y'know stay here at the coffee house.
RACHEL: Yeah, who's gonna eat all our food, and tie up our phone lines, and - is that my bra? What the hell you doin' with my bra?
The Instructor: What?!
Chandler: (To Joey) In a minute? Whats gonna happen in a minute?!
Rachel: What, what, wait a minute! You haven�t even told her you were a doctor, yet? How long have you known her, likean hour?
Kathy: Yeah, I do. Of course, I learned at my aunts dog grooming shop, but hey, what do you say?
Phoebe: Whats a Movement class?
ERNIE: Bert, Bert. Bert. Hey, what happened to my friend Bert? He was here just a moment ago. Oh no, my old friend Bert is lost.
Ross: What time?
Chandler: Bob? Ooh, working here with us? Everyday? Yeah, I dont know if he has what it takes.
Chandler: What is the matter with you ?!?
Monica: (To Rachel) What?! You paid a thousand dollars for a cat when you owe me 300!!
Chandler: We dont know what could make this go away.
David: I don't know. I don't know what I'm gonna do. I just- you decide.
Elizabeth: Yes you did! What was it?
Phoebe: Whats that smell?
Monica: Why? What did you do in the bathroom?
Rachel: What?
Fat Joey: Whats my little chef got for me tonight?
Rachel: (all mushy) Oh, you know what? Let's not say anything else. I love you. (they hug)
Customers: Huh? What?
Monica: What?! Youre going out with her again!
Joey: But what you saw, that is the extent of it, okay? One kiss.
Joey: What? No-no its her birthday!
Dana: What?! Anything! Anything!
Monica: Well what are you gonna do when he finds out he wasnt even asked?!
Monica: What if it's new? I mean, we agreed not to talk again, unless we had something really important to say. Shouldn't I call him back?
Ross: What?
Kathy: So what did you do today?
Rachel: Its not dumb. But, maybe its okay that youre not a part of it. Y'know what I mean? (Ross looks confused) I mean its like, I-I-I like that youre not involved in that part of my life.
Ross: What was with the dishes?
Monica: No! No! I shouldnt have even opened these! I mean IJoey I am out of control!! Joey, you have to do me a favor. No matter what I say, no matter what I do, please do not let me open another present! Okay?
Ross: What?
Ross: Well I I told him that if he ever hurt you I would hunt him down and kick his ass! (The girls all laugh.) What?! What?! What is the matter with everybody?! I am serious! I would kick his ass! (The laugh harder.)
Monica: Whats the charity?
Monica: Phoebe, what, what happened here?!
Phoebe: (still reading the label) Oh my God! This is a six-hour pill! (Checks her watch) Thats it! Im out of the woods! Ohh! What a relief!
(Monica quickly dives under the water as Joey enters. He looks a little shocked at what Chandler's doing.)
Monica: (not wanting to be left out, picks up something) Hey umm, whats this?
Rachel: No-no! Dont dance for me! Please? Dont! (She gets up to yell at her friends.) What is the matter with you guys?
Elizabeth: What?
Monica: Excuse me? He doesnt even know what hes doing!
Rachel: Well what if I told you, you can do it in my apartment?
Phoebe: What did you do on yours?
Rachel: (shocked) What?
Rachel: What are you guys doing?
Ross: Then what am I supposed to do?
Elizabeth: What?
Rachel: What?
Rachel: (opening mail) Can you believe what a jerk Ross was being?
Rachel: Excuse me, can I, can I bum one of those? (He holds up his pack.) Y'know what, actually (She takes the one he's smoking and heads over to where Nancy and Kim are standing and laughing.) Okay, okay, okay, what's so funny over here?
Joey: What did I just say?
Jack: What are you doing here?
Chandler: So what was it for anyway?
Joey: Yknow what? Bring her both, and Ill have the same. (The waitress leaves.)
Joey: What?
Susan: Oh, well, is it what we thought it would be?
Phoebe: (looks at Monica) Hey, yknow what might cheer you up?
Chandler: (To Phoebe) Y'know what? I have been trying to apologize to him all week! If he's not gonna let me do it on the phone, I'm gonna go down there and do it in person.
Ross: Thank you! Thats what I keep saying.
Rachel: I'm sorry, what?
Monica: What?
RACH: What? [looks, feigns indifference] C'mon you guys, I don't care, I have a date tonight.
Joey: Hands! It is absolutely essential that you tell me what room the man my assistant described is staying in. Hes a patient of mine, Ive been treating him for years!
Interviewer: So, uh, what are you going to do next?
Phoebe: What is your job?
Monica: Hey, its Phoebe and Rachel. Um, why dont you tell them what you were telling me earlier about me not being high maintenance?
Monica: Well, what happened?
Phoebe: So, what movie should we see?
Joey: Oh, you want something serious. Y'know what you should do, you should get her one of those um, barium enemas. Those are dead serious.
Phoebe: I just-I just started walking around not knowing what to do next, yknow? I-I started asking people on the street if they wanted massages. Then these policemen, thought I was a whore too. Its been a really bad day, whore wise.
Joey: (entering from bathrooms excitedly) You guys! You guys! Youre not gonna believe what my agent just told me!
SUSIE: Whaddo I mean. Whaddya mean, whaddo I mean? I mean underpants, mister, that's what I mean.
Ross: Fine, yknow what, thats it. From now on, Joey, I want you to be my best man.
Joey: What?!! Thats even worse!!
Chandler: (lets him out) What happened?!!
Chandler: ...And what did you bring?
Ross: What?
Ross: What?
Rachel: What?!!
Joey: I know, I know! What am I going to do? (Thinks) Ooh!
Joey: What message?
Joey: Hey-hey dude, why are you changing the subject? Why? Will you make the call or what?
Phoebe: Monica, can I talk to you behind my menu, please. (Behind the menu) What are you doing?
Rachel: What?! Wait a minute! No wait a minute! (She does so.) Okay? Look, that night was the one wild thing I have ever done in my entire life, and Im not gonna let you take that away from me! Okay, so if you dont remember that, maybe you will remember this! (She grabs Melissa and kisses her on the lips.)
MONICA: And, well, don't you have a lot of wild oats to sew? Or is that what you're doing with me? Oh my God, am I an oat?
Ross: Oh great! What, you brought Joey?
Ross: What?
Joey: There you go! That's the spirit I'm looking for! What can we do? Huh? All right who's first? Huh? Ross?
David: Okay, what the hell, what the hell. (Sweeps the remaining papers off the desk and grabs Phoebe) You want me to actually throw you or you-you wanna just hop?
Monica: What?! Excuse me!
Chandler: (trying on the jacket) Okay. Holy double-vented comfort Batman! (Finds something in the pocket) Whats this?
Tall Guy: God! What are you, in second grade?
Ross: What kind of problem?