words in movies
EDDIE: No. See now I don't think you're being fair. I mean one night you see me and you get scared, I mean, what about all the other nights when you don't see me, huh? What about last night when you went and got a drink of water and I was nice enough to hide behind the door, what's that about, huh?
EDDIE: Oh, right, all right, you know what pallie I understand, consider me gone, you know what, I'll be out by the time you get home from work tomorrow.
JOEY: Seriously, you like it? This guy was sellin' them on 8th avenue and I looked at 'em and I though, you know what I don't have?
RACHEL: Woah, woah, woah, what book is this?
JOEY: What is it?
ROSS: What, what's that?
ROSS: What, woah, woah, $3500 at porcelain safari?
JOEY: My animals. Hey the guy said they suited me, he spoke with an accent, I was all confused. I don't know what I'm gonna do.
JOEY: What?
JOEY: So what.
ROSS: But I don't know it. What I do know is that you owe $2300 at Isn't it Chromantic.
JOEY: Hey Ross, I'm aware of what I owe.
ROSS: Ok, well then get some sense. I mean it took you what, 10 years to get that job, who knows how long it's gonna be till you get another.
EDDIE: Ah-ah-ah, you know what that is?
JOEY: What?
EDDIE: Hey man, check it out, I got some great stuff to dehydrate here. I got some grapes, got some apricots, I thought it would be really cool to see what happens with these water balloons.
EDDIE: What?
JOEY: What?
JOEY: Ohh, you know what it is? It's smudgy 'cause they're fax pages. Now when I was on Days of Our Lives as Dr. Drake Remoray, they'd send over the whole script on real paper and everything.
PHOEBE: What?
ROSS: No look I wasn''t right, that's what I came here to tell you. I was totally hung up on, on my own stuff. Listen, I'm someone who needs the whole security thing, ya know. To know exactly where my next paycheck is coming from buy you, you don't need that and that's amazing to me. I could never do what you do Joey.
JOEY: What?
ROSS: What?
CHANDLER: So what happened?
CHANDLER: Yeah, he's lived here for years, I don't, I don't know what you're talking about man.
JOEY: What happened to the foosball?
(Rachel goes back and sits down. The rest don't know what to say.)
Monica: What are you talking about?
Ross: Y'know what? I'm really not in the mood.
Joey: Well, I... I know exactly what I'm gonna do!
Monica: What is it with you people! I mean, the minute you start to feel something, you have to run away?
Phoebe: You're-you're what?!
Monica: What are you doing?!
Ross: What the hell are doing?!!
Monica: But what?
Monica: Youre right, youre right I shouldnt freak out. Cause this is what will happen when you and I have babies! When will that be?!
Chandler: What?!
Chandler: Well, you-you know what I meant.
Chandler: If marriage worked, Id be all for it. But do you know what the divorce rate in this country is? 97%.
Monica: What?!
Phoebe: Joey, you pick who ever you want. Okay? You just listen to your heart. What does it tell you? (Mimicking a heartbeat and tapping her chest.) Phoebe, Phoebe.
Ross: What are you doing?
Joey: What? Mine arent tinted.
Ross: Y'know what? Uh, Rachel is here! (Rachel stops.)
Joey: But I-I-I cant stay too long, I gotta get up early for a commercial audition tomorrow and I gotta look good. Im supposed to be playing a 19-year-old. (Everyone stops in their tracks upon hearing this.) What?
Phoebe: Hey! What are you doing here?
Ross: What?!
Joshua: What?! (Gunther is listening in.)
Chandler: What are you guys doing?
Joey: (on the screen there's the word "Supermarket") Uhm... ok. It's a store, like a supermarket. (there is a sound indicating he made a mistake as he shouldn't have said 'supermarket'. The next word appears, "notebook") Oh! I see-I see what I did. Yeah, ok, ok, uhm... I'm writing in my...
Joey: Because, I know what I like and what I dont like! Its not the same thing!
Ross: What? [the cat jumps on his shoulders] Ow!
Fat Monica: Oh, why? Why? What happened?
Rachel: What?!
PHOEBE: Ohh, ok, I see what you did there. Aren't you afraid though, that the writers are gonna be kinda mad when they read this?
Angela: Yeah, well, sorry, Joe. You said let's just be friends, so guess what?
RACHEL: Ok, here, I know what we can do. [grabs Joey's sadwich and throws it out the window]
Joey: That's what this is about! Oh my God, you hate Ross!
Rachel: What?! You say that to kids?!!
Joey: What theyre not invited?! Oh no, thats terrible! Theyre gonna be crushed!
Joey: Well, it doesnt matter what I would do.
PHOEBE: OK, so what, you're just never gonna see him again?
Phoebe: Ross, I know what youre thinking.
The Smoking Woman: What?!
Ross: What?
Monica: What is going on with you?
Joey: No thats not what I was going to say at all. No, what I was going to say is when youre 90 youll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old.
Monica: So what, you're not the only one. I mean, half the time we don't know where we're going. You've just gotta figure at some point it's all gonna come together, and it's just gonna be... un-floopy.
Phoebe: What?!!
Ross: You should've seen the look on her face. I don't want Rachel to hate me! I don't know what to do.
(Monica enters, wearing a walkman, so she doesn't hear what the others say)
Rachel: Oh yknow what honey? Lets not talk about that right now?
Phoebe: What? (the guys keep laughing.) What? You guys, what is going on? You not like Robert? (the guys keep laughing.) Why are you laughing?!
Chandler: (to Ross): What do you need, what do you need?
Phoebe: Well, what am I going to tell Monica? She wants to wear them tonight!
Rachel: What?! Why?!
JOEY: What is with your nose?
Rachel: (She drops the brush) Y'know what? I cannot do this with my left hand! Would you please, help me with this too?
MONICA: So what happened?
Chandler: Did you tell her what we talked about? (Joey starts laughing hysterically, but then gets serious again...)
Chandler: (doing a little dance) Hey Ross, look what I've got going here.
Monica: What happened?
Ross: Well, you know what? While we're waiting, you guys could tape your message to Emma for her 18th birthday, huh? (takes the camcorder and points it at Monica and Chandler) Ok!
Monica: What about these? These look the same?
Monica: What?
Ross: What is ah, Rach in her room?
Joey: (jumping up) All right! But uh, listen, what do you say we crank it up a notch?
Gunther: What did I tell you about talking to your friends while youre working?
Chandler: So what happened?
Joey: What happened?
Chandler: Y'know what, hes right. Theres something like uh, ammonia in that, that like kills the pain.
Ross: No, Chandler, you have to find the line between stealing and taking what the hotel owes you. For example: hair drier, no, no, no, but shampoo and conditioners, yes, yes, yes. (pause) Now, the salt shaker is off-limits, but the salt (he opens the salt shaker and pours the salt into his hand) I wish I'd thought this through.
Malcom: I was thinking what it would be like to kiss you.
Rachel: What?
Monica: Wow! Uh what, did he uh, say?
Monica: What are you doing?
Monica: What?! Youre crazy! Theres nothing sexual about the noises I make!
Ross: Y'know what? Just-just follow my lead.
Jill: And yknow what I said to him? "Im gonna hire a lawyer and Im gonna sue you and take all your money. Then Im gonna cut you off!"
Rachel: Whoa! (Laughs) Y'know what Katie? I gotta tell ya I-I-I-I think you are the one who is too much. (She punches Katie back.)
Rachel: (answering it) (angrily) What?!
Joey: I am telling you Ross, she is definitely gonna fall in love with you again! Now, is that what you want?
Monica: What does she mean by 'involved'?
Phoebe: A real man wouldnt just run to the hospital! (They dont stop.) No! What would, what would Krog do? (They ignore her and Phoebe is left alone.)
Chandler: Math!! Youre giving me math! All right, look y'know what, forget about it, you go for the girl, well see who gets her.
Joey: What, what!? it's for her hot friends!
Joey: What?! What good is that gonna do anybody?
Joey: What?! Are you kidding?!
Monica: (on phone) Awww, y'know what your nickname is, Mr. Big
Phoebe: Like what?
Ross: I don't know. It was incredible. I mean, it just felt so right. When I was holding her, I mean, I never wanted to let her go. You know what? Yeah, I do. I wanna be together.
Chandler: Oh, what the hell is that?
Ross: What?!
Ross: What?!
Joey: What? Chandler! Tell 'em!
(They both sprint to what used to be their apartment.)
Ross: I just grabbed a spoon. (Ross exits and Monica has no idea what that means.)
Phoebe: Hey Ross! So listen, about you and the dinosaur girl, are you really just gonna let a couple of Nobel prizes scare you off? What is that, come on, a piece of paper?
CHANDLER: What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?
Ross: Hey, y'know, this is so not what I needed right now.
Chandler: What must it be like not to be crippled by fear and self-loathing.
PHOEBE: Ok, Ross, could you just open your mind like this much, ok? Wasn't there a time when the brightest minds in the world believed that the world was flat? And, up until like what, 50 years ago, you all thought the atom was the smallest thing, until you split it open, and this like, whole mess of crap came out. Now, are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant that you can't admit that there's a teeny tiny possibility that you could be wrong about this?
Rachel: See? Yeah, you told me the story. He and Monica dated when they broke up they couldn't even be in the same room together and you all promised that you would stay his friend and what happened? He got phased out!
Joey: Hey uh, whats a matter?
Chandler: What?
Chandler: Thanks. What, let me have her?! What do mean? Like if you didnt I wouldnt have a shot?