words in movies
Ross: Phoebe, what happened?
Chandler: What? No, I'm taking Monica to a romantic inn in Vermont (shows them a brochure)!
Chandler: So, what do you say? Can you get out of work?
Chandler: Oh, that's ok.I'll just try and reschedule. (on the phone) "Hi, this is Chandler Bing. I made a reservation there and I need to change it (pause) Oh, what do you mean it's not refundable? Can I just come some other time? (pause) Oh, can't you make an exception?"
Ross: Well, this is what happens when people live on the edge!
Actress/Olivia: Drake! What are you doing in here?
Actress/Olivia: What do you know about love?
Joey/Drake: I know what I felt that night when we kissed under the bridge.
Joey/Drake: Oh, what about this one.
Joey/Drake: Can you really live the rest of your life never knowing what we could have been?
Monica: What musician?
Monica: What are you doing here!
Phoebe: But what?
Receptionist: I don't know what to say.
Ross: (mumbling) She doesn't know what to say!
Chandler: (aside, to Ross) What!? They are totally ripping us off!
Rachel: God, you have to tell me what happens tomorrow!
Rachel/actress: But what choice did I have. He was keeping my sister in a dungeon!
Joey/Drake: So what about us? Everything we feel for each other.
Joey: What?
Ross: What did you get?
Ross: No, Chandler, you have to find the line between stealing and taking what the hotel owes you. For example: hair drier, no, no, no, but shampoo and conditioners, yes, yes, yes. (pause) Now, the salt shaker is off-limits, but the salt (he opens the salt shaker and pours the salt into his hand) I wish I'd thought this through.
Chandler: I think I know what you mean though...the lamp is the hotel's, but the bulbs (goes to take the bulb)...oh, you already got that.
Monica: What do you think brought than on?
Monica: Of course it was! Trust me, when it comes to psychology I know what I'm talking about. I took two psych classes in college.
Phoebe: Here, Monica, look what I got to wear when I play at the restaurant (she dons a top hat) uh, huh wait! (she raises a pair of spectacles to her eyes) Right? I mean, this might even class up the ballad of the uncircumcised man.
Monica: Phoebe, it's not what you wear. It's sort of your songs... I just don't think you should play at the restaurant anymore.
Monica: Oh really, you want to talk about quality? Have you heard of a key? It's what some people sing in.
Monica: Ok, so that's what we're doing. You know, when I'm in the coffee house bopping along to one of your songs, I'm wearing ear plugs.
Monica: You know what? I take back what I said before. You keep playing at the restaurant, because with your music driving people inside, my bar sales are going up like crazy.
Phoebe: What are people having, the garlic Martini?
Chandler: What?
Joey: What?
Rachel: What...how is it going with Drake?
Rachel: What...that scene I saw was so good!
Joey: (looks at her for a moment) What the hell are you talking about??
Joey: Well.. hey, you know what else I could use? There's a scene where Drake sneaks into Olivia's bedroom, and she doesn't know he's there - which never happened with us! And he knows he shouldn't be there, but he just wants to look at her... you know? (In a romantic voice) And I remember all those mornings before you even put on your make-up, when I would think to myself, my God, she...is... beautiful... (Rachel looks very moved) and it hurts so much, cuz I knew I could never tell you (pauses, while looking at her with sentiment) but it was worth it just to be there looking at you.
Monica: (without looking up from what she's doing) Besides tampons and salt? (Then looks) Ooh! My God! Maple candy! That's so sweet of you. (Opens the box) That's weird...it's empty!
MNCA: What about me?
Rachel: Oh, yknow what you should get em? One of those little uh, portable CD players.
Joey: What are you in love with her or something?
Chandler: Soo, ah, Eric, what kind of photography do ya do?
Rachel: Okay, y'know what? There's only one way I'm leaving this hotel room.
RACHEL: I'm sorry, what?
MONICA: What?
Rachel: Oh no, I can't tell you until you tell me what you know.
Rachel: Come on. How can I just tell him? What about Julie?
Chandler: Okay! So yeah, maybe we can get together umm (Joey mimes throwing something in the air, catching it, rolling it out, putting it in an oven and cutting it.) Can you hold for one second please? (To Joey) What?!
Rachel: Oh God! Alright, fine. You know what Joey, forget it. When we go back to New York, I will tell him.
RACHEL: What do you mean?
RACHEL: Well, what do you mean?
Rachel: Monica! Look! Hi! What do ya think? (shows her, her ring)
MRS GREEN: I do. You didn't love Barry. And I've never seen you this happy. I look at you and I think, oh, this is what I want.
Guru Saj: Oh, I think I see the problem. And Im afraid were gonna have to use a much stronger tool. (Ross gives him a What? look) Love.
Monica: So what did you do today Pete?
CAROL: What did he say?
Coma Guy: Well, what do you want me to say?
Monica: Ugh, we're screwed, aren't we? You know what? Just tell me on the way to the bird store.
Monica: Phoebe, that's how it starts. I don't need to eat the cake, I'll just smell the icing... why don't I just eat a little sliver, or, okay, just a slice or two. And next thing you know, you're 210 pounds and you get wedged in going down the tunnel slide. Phoebe, honey, I know this is hard. Look, if you talk to him, you're going to wanna see him. And if you see him, you're going to want to get back together with him. I know that's not what you want. (pause) Give me your phone.
RACHEL: Then what? What do you want?
Rachel: Wow. I, I dont even know what to say. Thank you. (Gently kicks him.)
ROSS: What?
ROSS: What?
RACHEL: What?
Rachel: Look, um, I think we should talk about what happened on the terrace.
Monica: No, look, she's obviously unstable, okay? I mean she's thinking about running out on her wedding day. (Rachel slowly turns and glares at her.) (Realizing what she just said.) Okay, fine! But I mean, look at the position she's putting him in! What's he gonna do? Ross is gonna run over there on the wedding day and break up the marriage?! I mean, who would do that?! (Rachel again turns and glares at her in disgust.) Okay, fine, all right, but that's y'know, it's different! Although it did involve a lot of the same people.
Ross: What?! No! No! Wait! Youre right, this is stupid. Who cares what people think? I mean, I mean we like each other right? Theres nothing wrong with that. Come on. (They get up and go over to the table where his colleagues are sitting.) Burt? Lydia? Mel? This is Elizabeth.
RACHEL: Uh, OK, I mean uh, what, how are you gonna handle it. I mean, are, are ya gonna, are ya gonna talk about it before hand, are you just gonna pounce?
Rachel: Bye. (After Julie exits.) What a manipulative bitch.
Ross: I was hugging her as a friend. Its not my fault her-her hair got in my face, shes got a lot of it and it smells all-all uh coconutty. (Phoebe raises her eyebrows.) What?! Oh, that doesnt mean I have feelings for Rachel! Maybe it means I have feelings for coconuts!
Phoebe: Ooh, yeah. Then what are you going to put on top of that?
Chandler: Oh yeah, yeah! Look what I got, look what I got. (holds up a pen) See, she's fully dressed, right?
JOEY: Yeah it is. . . what?
Monica: Oh, what a great argument, exhaling! All right, y'know what, Ill prove it to you, okay. Ill trade you Joey for Rachel, and Ill still win the game.
MONICA: Well, what made you make the exception for me?
JOEY: But that's what...
ERICA: Hey what?
Chandler: Just for a few seconds, so I can know what it is... Please?
Monica: I have no moves. (He moves in to kiss her and she laughs and backs away.) Okay, whatcha doin there?! (Giggles.) Oh yknow what? Im sorry, this is just too weird.
Ross: Oh, all right. (Joey flips the coin.) Tails! (The coin bounces off of the landing above them and falls to the ground.) Can you-can you see what it is?
JOEY: It's not what you think, that was...
Susan: What is, honey?
Monica: I know...God. I haven't seen my savings take a hit like this since I was a kid and they came up with double-stuffed Oreos. What happened to all our money?
Ross: And what did he ask you not to call him?
Ross: (waking up) What? (notices that there is now a beautiful woman sitting next to him)
Ross: What? Okay, okay, okay, okay.
(The apartment manager hung up on him and he hangs up the phone and throws in on the chair. Joey motions, "What the hell was that?" Chandler makes a face to say, "Think about it." Joey tries to divide 136 by 13; he's confused. Suddenly, light dawns on yonder dunder head. He gets it.)
RACHEL: What what what what?
Rachel: Yknow what, I-I have to go talk to her, would you let me just get changed?
Phoebe: Oh, okay, I don't know what you just said, so let's get started.
(As they change places, they give each other the now patented Ross maneuver. If you dont know what that means, click here to find out The One With Joey's New Girlfriend.)
RACH: What, isn't he sober?
Rachel: Yes, Joey, I remember, she's annoying, but you know what she's-she's his girlfriend now. I mean what can we do?
Ross: Thats what you said last night.
Monica: (to Joey) Whats so funny?
Chandler: Hey! Wow, it is true what they say, pregnant bellies look like a drum.
Chandler: What? (pause) Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be a junior copywriter.
MONICA: What did you say?
Joey: Oh what, did someone outbid you for the teapot? (Chandler looks annoyed at him and Joey leans in to him) Oh! Secret teapot?
Rachel: Oh, I called them. And when they ask me what I saw, I can be very generous (Holds her hands far apart) or very (In a high pitched voice) stingy.
RACHEL: Wow. Wow, that's great. Great. Ok, wow, you know what.
RACHEL: Oh that's what you want.
Ross: What?! That's not gonna make you any money!
CHANDLER: What?
Phoebe: Why? What happened now?
Ross: Know whatIf somebody doesnt tell me whats going on right now
Rachel: What if, um, if he calls his own cell phone to find out who found it and I answer and we start talking and we fell in love. I mean wouldn't that be a great story? Kind of like a fairy tale for the digital age.
CHANDLER: What, what's what you mean?
Ross: Well, what about me?! Im a medical marvel!!
JADE: So, are we gonna get together or what?
CHAN: [nervous] What? Nothing.
Joey: What?! Thats not fair! Its not my fault! I was off with my brides maid! And whos to say I wouldve even said yes?! (To Monica) I mean I wouldve said yes. Chandler look y-y-you are making way to big a deal out of this, all right? Look, everything worked out okay!
ROSS: What happened?
ROSS: What?
Rachel: What are you guys doing here?
Ben: (prompting her) What did we agree?
Ross: Perhaps. Now Im curious, at what point during those girlish screams would you have begun to kick my ass?
Joey: Oh, thats, uh, thats Phoebes friends dog. I dont know what his real name is, but I call him Mozzarella.
RACH: Closure, that's what it is. Closure. [she looks around the restaurant, spotting a guy with a cellular phone] Hello, excuse me. Excuse me, hel. . . woo [she almost falls out of her chair]
MONICA: Of course I wouldn't approve, I mean, you were totally in love with this guy who, hello, was gay. I mean, what the hell were you thinking?
RACHEL: What, what incident?
Chandler: Okay, I'll give them back. (Exhales strongly through his nose and Joey just glares at him.) Look! What is so great about that sandwich?
RACHEL: What?
Monica: See what happens when you give people advice? I hope you told him not to?
RACHEL: What?
RACHEL: What?
Phoebe: Well, that would be great but then what do we do about Denise?
Chandler: What are you crazy? That's a baby!
Rachel: No! Shoot, Dr. Schiff what kind of question is that?!
Rachel: Well of those things that you said in the interview, I mean if you believe any of them, I must not be a very good assistant. Yknow what? I am just gonna pack up my desk, (She goes over to get all of her belongings from the desk, which amount to a muffin and a pen) and I will be gone by the end of the day! (Realizes she has nothing.) Well, I guess theres no use to me sticking around til the end of the day! (Starts to leave.)
Rachel: No. What do you do if I say we are coming about?
CHANDLER: That's what they'll call us.
MONICA: It's just that he doesn't have that much free time, ya know, and I don't know, what do I do?
Nina: (Taking her hand away) What?
RACHEL: What?
Phoebe: Oh! It will be fun! Ohh! Yay! Oh! Okay, ooh, lets plan the wedding reception. (She grabs the notebook which Monica used for her ideas and starts flipping page after page after page after page after page to find a blank one.) Wow! You really wanted me to do something with this van. (pause) Yknow what, I want you to take the chef job.
Rachel: Oh, ok, thank you. (Molly leaves) (to Monica) Do you see what all the guys see in her?
Ross: Okay! Okay! But if she doesnt call, it is definitely over! No, wait. Wait. Unless, eventually, I call her, yknow just to she whats going on, and, and she says shell call me back, but then she doesnt. Then its over.