words in movies
Joey: What?
Joey: Yknow what? I think thats enough for now. Yeah. I dont want to be over rehearsed.
Chandler: (To Joey) So uh, whats this thing youre auditioning for?
Rachel: Joey, what are you talking about? Youre a terrific actor.
Rachel: I'm sorry, what?
Monica: What?
All you want is a dingle, What you envy's a schwang, A thing through which you can tinkle, Or play with, or simply let hang...
Chandler: Oh-oh, what are you doing?
Ross: (stops laughing) What am I doing?
Joey: Theres just so much pressure. I mean no offense, but what you guys do is very different. I dont know if youd understand.
Chandler: (on phone) Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!
Interviewer: So, uh, what are you going to do next?
Monica: Well, what happened?
Ross: (jumping to his feet in anger) What?
Monica: Wh?! What about my allergies?!
Joey: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) What are you talking about? The auditions not til 5:00! (Chandler suddenly remembers and looks at the unfinished message then tries to sneak over and finish it as Joey listens.) Well, nobody told me! (Listens) Whod you talk to? (Listens and turns around to see Chandler trying to finish the message.) Nevermind! (Hangs up.)
Joey: Hey, you dont even live here anymore! What are you doing answering my phone? I have my machine!
Joey: And what?! Did you sleep with her?!
Joey: What?!! Thats even worse!!
Chandler: (lets him out) What happened?!!
Chandler: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
Joey: I was tryin to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what Im gonna do?
Lorraine: Hi, Joey. (Sees Chandler.) Well well, look what you brought.
Chandler: ...And what did you bring?
Ross: What?
Ross: What?
Chandler: I cant believe I did this! What an idiot!
Chandler: Yknow what? I-I kinda have.
Rachel: Already? Thats pretty bad what you did.
Monica: Yknow what? He will forgive you. And I like to bring a pad with me when I go answer the phone just in case (Chandler gets that disgusted look back.) Okay
Ross: I didnt know what I was taking full responsibility for! Okay?! I didnt finish the whole letter!
Rachel: What?!!
Phoebe: There we go.You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.
Chandler: Joey? Got you a Joey Special, two pizzas! Joe? (The phone rings and he answers it) (On phone) Hello? (Takes the phone away from his mouth when he realizes what he just did and yells.) Damnit! (Back on phone.) Hello? (Listens.) No, Joeys not here right now, but I can take a message I think. (Listens) Hes still got a chance for the part?! Oh, thats great news! (Listens) Well no obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog. (Listens) Oh well, thats great. I will give Joey the message. Thank you! (Hangs up and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle.) Yes! (Reading what hes writing) Okay, Mac audition at 2:00. Allergy actor attacked. (Pause) By dog not flowers.
Joey: What message?
Joey: What?! Its 6 oclock!
Chandler: Sorry! I-I-I dont know what to say.
Joey: Yeah, youre right. Okay look, listen, lets talk about what a huge star Im gonna be!
[What follows is the final set of flashbacks that feature a whole lot of lovin between Chandler and Joey. Theres no words, just hugs and even the kiss from The One With The Monkey. All of this is set to the song, Youve Really Got a Hold on Me!]
Joey: Yknow what? I think thats enough for today. Thanks for your help! (He grabs their scripts and heads for his room.)
Chandler: (opening the door) Whats wrong?
Joey: (angrily) What?!
Chandler: It's okay, the duck's using our bathroom anyway. (Kathy goes into the bathroom.) Hey Joe! What are you getting Kathy for her birthday?
Rachel: Oh my God! What happened?
Rachel: What?! Dina
Monica: Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. I mean, (starting to cry) you're my...We're, we're...Oh, I love you.
Chandler: Whats going on?
Chandler: What?
Rachel: Joey, what are you doing?
Rachel: What college was that Dina?
Joey: Hey, whats the horsepower on this thing?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she shouldve done. Ross and Phoebe are watching.]
Phoebe: She was acting, she was pretending like she hasnt heard from him on years, but I found this picture on her fridge, and look (shows Monica)! Isnt this what he would look like now?
Phoebe: Yeah! Sure! Yep! (Gets up) Oh, y'know what? If I heard a shot right now, I'd throw my body on you.
Dr. Green: Whats TiVo?
Joey: What? Me having a job?
Ross: Ill tell you what Mon, Ill give you the first box for free.
Ross: Well, Im gonna go see her. I want to bring her something, what do you think shell like?
Monica: Oh, you're so sweet. (They hug and kiss.) Oh, but wait, what about our, what about the future and stuff?
Phoebe: Yeah... The woman you what?
Mona: What?
Phoebe: What?! He was with her when he wrote this poem. Look, (reading) 'My vessel so empty with nothing inside. Now that I've touched you, you seem emptier still.' He thinks Monica is empty, she is the empty vase!
Chandler: I'm not gonna watch it... I don't NEED to watch it... I mean, what good could possibly come from watching? (sighs) Well, we know I'm gonna watch it. (Chandler moves to put the tape in the VCR and Joey enters the apartment)
Monica: So, what are we gonna do today?
Phoebe: (To Ross) For what it's worth, we would have caught her if we were at the right airport.
Chandler: Yknow what would really help me through this tough time is choking something. Can I choke ya?
Ross: You know what, its, its better this way anyway. I mean I dont know what I was thinking, going down that road again with us. Its just much easier if were just friends who have a kid.
Rachel: What?
Chandler: Okay, uh, how about, how aboutyknow what? We could play a new game. A new game, its fun.
Chandler: What the fu(beep)ck are you doing?!
Mona: What?
Joey: Oh, whats wrong?
Joey: (on a pay phone holding a box) Not as upset as he's gonna be when he finds out what I did with his sweater vests!
Monica: Ok, I'll tell you what. How about I cook dinner at my place? I'll make it just like Mom's.
RACHEL: What? Come on, it's not like I'm asking for this girly clock or anything, which, by the way, I also think is very cool.
Chandler: Okay, okay, I tell you what. You roll another hard eight; (pause) and we get married here tonight.
Phoebe: Yeah, its about relationships. Yknow? The traps, the pitfalls, what not to do, keep going. This stuff is great!
Ross: What? Oh yeah. (He moves next to her head.) Im sorry. I mean I-I think I went a little crazy. I mean I was thinking about myself when I (Wanders towards Rachels feet) reallyI should have been thinking about you Rach
Joey: Hey, yknow what?
Joey: No. (Pause) wait a minute what was the little mermaid?
Phoebe: Okay, so what do you think ladies? Who wouldnt be interested? Who wouldnt want to date him?
Ross: No, no, don't, don't, rub it! Don't! (clapping) What gets out hummus?! What gets out hummus?!
Joey: Know what was great? The way his smile was kinda crooked.
RACHEL: Oh yeah. In fact you know what I'd do?
Emily: So what are you saying? Its now or never?
Ross: I dont know what to say, Im sorry. Though, youre not supposed to take these. (Points to the bone) Its like a million years old, we, we actually, we had people looking for that.
Ross: ....and 12, 22, 18, four... (Chandler starts laughing) What?
Rachel: You what?
Rachel: (opening the door) Y'know what, I want you to leave! Get outta here!
Monica: What is the matter with your hand?
Rachel: Thats what I was gonna say.
Rachel: Yes! But what is wrong with this dog?!
Ross: I just wanted to tell you something before you heard it from someone else and I hope this isn't too weird, but uh, I had uh, a thing with Janice. (He laughs, his real laugh this time.) What you're-you're not mad?
MR. GELLER: Tell you what, maybe one of these weekends you can borrow the car and I cou. . .
Phoebe: Have you thought about what you would be giving up? You can't move out of the city, what if you want Chinese food at 5am? Or a fake Rolex that breaks as soon as it rains or an Asian hooker sent right to your door?
Rachel: What do you mean? You've been in my room before!
Chandler: Oh my God, whats up?!
Rachel: Okay fine, what do you have?
Ross: Whats wrong with being the Bings?
Chandler: What is it?
Phoebe: (To Ross) So whats going on with you?
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: What do you really want to do?
Monica: What?
Chandler: Yeah! Sure, sure. So, what was going on with you today? Oh-oh-oh!
Monica: Oh. (She goes into the bathroom.) Whats wrong?
Monica: You did? What was he talking about?
Rachel: (joining them) Well, I just checked our messages and Joshua didnt call. I mean youd think hed be worried about me not showing up at his club. Ugh, you know what makes it so much worse, Ross is all happy in Vermont!
Chandler: What are you going to do?
Monica: What did he tell you?
Chandler: But what did he mean by rules?
Phoebe: What?
PHOE: Hey Rach, what time do you get off? We're all gonna do something tonight.
Joey: Hey. Well, whats up?
Joey: What?
Joey: What am I going to do? You know, and I keep, I keep trying to get rid of these feelings, yknow? I stayed up all last night and made a list of everything I dont like about her. You want to hear it?
Rachel: What?
Rachel: A what?!
Joey: It's not right what Emily wants you to do! She is totally-(The gang enters behind Joey and Phoebe pinches him again.)-Owww!! Stop pinching me! Look, now you guys said I only had to keep my mouth shut as long as Ross was happy, right? Well he just told me that he's not entirely happy.
Rachel: Thats what you just said!
Monica: What do you think youre doing?
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table. Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what hes looking for and sighs in relief.]
Monica: What?
Rachel: What?! Why? Joey you were so ready for it!
Monica: What?!
Chandler: Hey Pheebs, whats up?
Chandler: Well, what if all my stuff was here?
Joey: What? Whats going on?
Chandler: Oh, the duck seems to think that Monica got me garbage! Hmm, I wonder what I could get Monica thats as good as garbage?
Rachel: (Looking through her purse.) Okay, you know what? I dont have it, but I can tell you exactly where it is on my night stand, and...okay. But you know what? I have my drivers license and I have a twenty. (She slides it across the counter.)
Rachel: Thats right! You do what the hand says!
MNCA: Sure, what? Ok, ok. [hangs up the phone] [to Rachel] Music?
Joey: Whoa, Monica runs a pretty tight ship over here. What are you doing?
Ross: What? Why? Whats wrong?
Joey: Hey uh, whats with the candy?
Monica: What?
Monica: What? (Laughs.)
Monica: Whats going on?
Ross: What?! What?! Rach what?!
Phoebe: Yeah, okay. Hey, wait. Do you know what kind of birth control she was using?