words in movies
Joey: What?
Joey: Yknow what? I think thats enough for now. Yeah. I dont want to be over rehearsed.
Chandler: (To Joey) So uh, whats this thing youre auditioning for?
Rachel: Joey, what are you talking about? Youre a terrific actor.
Rachel: I'm sorry, what?
Monica: What?
All you want is a dingle, What you envy's a schwang, A thing through which you can tinkle, Or play with, or simply let hang...
Chandler: Oh-oh, what are you doing?
Ross: (stops laughing) What am I doing?
Joey: Theres just so much pressure. I mean no offense, but what you guys do is very different. I dont know if youd understand.
Chandler: (on phone) Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!
Interviewer: So, uh, what are you going to do next?
Monica: Well, what happened?
Ross: (jumping to his feet in anger) What?
Monica: Wh?! What about my allergies?!
Joey: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) What are you talking about? The auditions not til 5:00! (Chandler suddenly remembers and looks at the unfinished message then tries to sneak over and finish it as Joey listens.) Well, nobody told me! (Listens) Whod you talk to? (Listens and turns around to see Chandler trying to finish the message.) Nevermind! (Hangs up.)
Joey: Hey, you dont even live here anymore! What are you doing answering my phone? I have my machine!
Joey: And what?! Did you sleep with her?!
Joey: What?!! Thats even worse!!
Chandler: (lets him out) What happened?!!
Chandler: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
Joey: I was tryin to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what Im gonna do?
Lorraine: Hi, Joey. (Sees Chandler.) Well well, look what you brought.
Chandler: ...And what did you bring?
Ross: What?
Ross: What?
Chandler: I cant believe I did this! What an idiot!
Chandler: Yknow what? I-I kinda have.
Rachel: Already? Thats pretty bad what you did.
Monica: Yknow what? He will forgive you. And I like to bring a pad with me when I go answer the phone just in case (Chandler gets that disgusted look back.) Okay
Ross: I didnt know what I was taking full responsibility for! Okay?! I didnt finish the whole letter!
Rachel: What?!!
Phoebe: There we go.You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.
Chandler: Joey? Got you a Joey Special, two pizzas! Joe? (The phone rings and he answers it) (On phone) Hello? (Takes the phone away from his mouth when he realizes what he just did and yells.) Damnit! (Back on phone.) Hello? (Listens.) No, Joeys not here right now, but I can take a message I think. (Listens) Hes still got a chance for the part?! Oh, thats great news! (Listens) Well no obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog. (Listens) Oh well, thats great. I will give Joey the message. Thank you! (Hangs up and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle.) Yes! (Reading what hes writing) Okay, Mac audition at 2:00. Allergy actor attacked. (Pause) By dog not flowers.
Joey: What message?
Joey: What?! Its 6 oclock!
Chandler: Sorry! I-I-I dont know what to say.
Joey: Yeah, youre right. Okay look, listen, lets talk about what a huge star Im gonna be!
[What follows is the final set of flashbacks that feature a whole lot of lovin between Chandler and Joey. Theres no words, just hugs and even the kiss from The One With The Monkey. All of this is set to the song, Youve Really Got a Hold on Me!]
Joey: Yknow what? I think thats enough for today. Thanks for your help! (He grabs their scripts and heads for his room.)
(In the rooms next door, Joey, Rachel, Ross and Charlie stop kissing and try to understand what the yelling was about. After a while they continue kissing. We're back in Chandler and Monica's room. Monica has some of her own hair stuffed in her mouth by Chandler.)
Phoebe: What stuff?
Phoebe: Well, what am I gonna do? I really need my guitar!
Phoebe: What?
Joey: Yeah uh, what am I gonna do?
Monica: Now, Mom, everything's going fine, really. (Listens) Yeah, Ross is great. He's uh, he's in a whole other place. (Listens) No, he's gone. (Listens) No no, you don't have to fly back, really. (Listens) What do you mean this might be your only chance? (Listens) Would you stop? I'm only 26, I'm not even thinking about babies yet.
Joey: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Treeger, what are you doing?
Joey: What the hell is that?
Rachel: What? Wait-wait a minute, what? Phoebe, what's the matter?
Rachel: Seriously. What?!
Rachel: (confused) What?
Rachel: Ok, you know what, I'm just gonna take her outside.
Rachel: Oh no, no-no-no, that's not, not, not, what he is doing. He's just, he's just really romantic.
Rachel: Okay, yknow what? Can I, can I talk now?
Rachel: Okay, Pheebs, yknow what, lets look at this objectively all right? Ninth grade, right? The obsession starts. All right? The summer after ninth grade he sees me in a two-piece for the first time, his obsession begins to grow. So then
Ross: What? What? What?!! Well they should put that on the box!!!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is trying to figure out what to do.]
Joey: Well, what did you say to her?
Joey: (shocked) What?
Ross: Hey, yknow what? Not all spring breaks are like that.
Chandler: What else is new?
Mrs. Green: Plus, what are you planning on doing with the baby while youre trotting out to the garbage ten times a day?
Rachel: What married?
Rachel: What?!
Monica: (giggles) Of course I have! What do you think, Im some 30 year old virgin?
Ross: What? What?!
Joey: What? Rachel, listen, have you ever heard of Fortunata Fashions?
Chandler: Can you figure out what Im doing?
Rachel: What is?
Ross: Yknow what? Yknow what? Rachel, just-just drop it.
Chandler: Sure! Just give me a second to get all huffy and weird like you! Do you believe that who everdid something over here last night did what they did or didn't do ...I mean come on!!
Chandler: What?
Monica: What?! People dont do that!
Rachel: What a jerk! You want me to kick his ass?
Rachel: Im sorry, they were just all coming at me, and I didnt know what to do.
Rachel: What, because thats your answer to everything?
Chandler: Hey, you know what you can do? I remember reading about this director, I think it was Orson Wells, who at the beginning of the movie would hire somebody, just so he could fire them in front of everybody. Then they would all know, whos boss.
Joey: Whoa! Is this porn? What did I do? I mustve hit something on the remote.
Phoebe: Hey, you know what might help you deal with it? Think of it this way, you and Emily are in the past and you can't be mad about the past. So are you still mad about the Louisiana Purchase?
Ross: Well, thats what Im here for. (Emma starts crying again) Want me to get that?
Emily: Oh my God! What are you doing here? (They hug)
Monica: What about my questions?
Phoebe: Oh, all right. Oh! Look what we almost took!
Joey: Oh-whoa, what party?
Ross: What?!
Monica: Phoebe, it's not what you wear. It's sort of your songs... I just don't think you should play at the restaurant anymore.
Rachel: (to Ross) Whats your problem?
Ross: Hey, whats going on?
Joey: What? Were you like in the movie, or Anyway, she takes off her bra under her shirt and pulls it out the sleeve. Very sexy, and classy.
Chandler: Sure. Ummm. Whats up?
[Cut to Monica and Chandlers just after Monica has finished telling Chandler what happened.]
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: What are you talking about?!
RACHEL: My parents happened. All they had to do was sit in the same stadium, smile proudly, and not talk about the divorce. But nooo, they got into a huge fight in the middle of the commencement address. Bishop Tutu actually had to stop and shush them. But you know what, you know what the good news is? I get to serve coffee for the next 8 hours.
Monica: Oh my God, me too! Oh! Oh, we'd be like friends-in-law! Y'know what the best part is? The best part is that you already know everything about him! I mean, it's like starting on the fifteenth date!
Chandler: I had to! Okay, imagine you were married... and you found a tape of your wife in another guys' apartment... Wouldn't you need to know what was on it?
Dr. Drake Ramoray: What is it?
Joey: What? You werent in it.
Rachel: What?!
Monica: (without looking up from what she's doing) Besides tampons and salt? (Then looks) Ooh! My God! Maple candy! That's so sweet of you. (Opens the box) That's weird...it's empty!
Monica: What?! You said he was sweet!
Monica: What do you mean?
Phoebe: What?! No, you cant, you cant leave me here with them! Were baby-sitting!
Ross: Yep, and you know what other holiday is coming up?
Chandler: Sure, whats up?
Monica: Oh no! I dont know anything about cooking. I had to ask someone what its called when the, when the water makes those little bubbles.
Phoebe: What a sad little life she must lead. Okay, ooh (starts dialing).
Joey: (backs off) What? Whoo... What?
Rachel: (pause) And Monica, what are you going to make?
Joey: Well Ross, what did you think she was gonna do?
Joey: What do you mean?
Joey: Dude! What is going on?!
Mike: Hey... Wh... What are you doing?
Joey: That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, then they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear. (Chandler and Ross stare at him) What? Ross, Ross, would you tell him? Isn't that how they measure pants?
Tim: What?
ROSS: Yeah, it was, but...I get home, ok, and I see Julie's saline solution on my night table. And I'm thinking to myself, oh my god, what the hell am I doing? I mean, here I am, I am with Julie, this incredible, great woman, who I care about and who cares about me, and I'm like, what, am I just gonna throw all that away?
Ross: Uh-huh. What happened?
Rachel: (to Julie) Thank you. (under her breath to Chandler) What a bitch.
Ross: It was the chair again! Okay? Im not doing it! It whatlook, I dontyknow whateh-eh (He walks away and goes over to Mona.) Hi.
Ross: What?
Singer: Okay, my next songs called: Phoebe Buffay, What Can I Say. I Really Loved When We Were Singing Partners, And I Shouldnt Have Left You That Way.
Phoebe: What?!
Eric: So what do you do?
Monica: What?! Theres only been like four kids.
Monica: What?! Really?!
Phoebe: It's a tarantula! (Joey almost falls down from his drum-stool jumping up) Oh! God! Rachel, look, I'm sorry. What was I thinking giving Joey this big, gross, scary spider in such a poorly constructed cage?
Phoebe: What?
Chandler: (smiling) Hey, I hear what your saying, okay? And, thanks for the warning.
Chandler: What question?
Joey: Yeah... I think we do... (sighs, with folded arms)... about what?
RACHEL: I'm sorry, what did you just say? Did you just say hi? Oh my God, Ross, Ross, Ben just said 'Hi'.
Monica: What? I-I bought groceries, I was gonna make you dinner!
Phoebe: (saddened) It's okay. What the hell took you so long?
Eric: What?
Ross: What?! That-thats all the way cross town, Im supposed to teach a graduate seminar there in ten minutes.
Ross: Dear Mary-Angela. Hi. Hows it going. This is the hardest letter Ive ever had to write. (to Chandler) What the hells a matter with you? How do you think Joeys going to react when he finds out that you blew off his sister with a letter?
The Salesman: So, heres somebody interesting, Joey. What do you know about Van Gogh?
Chandler: Whats the matter?
Rachel: Wow! What did he do?
Ross: No the mans right, thats what I had with Rachel.