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Joey: What?
Joey: Yknow what? I think thats enough for now. Yeah. I dont want to be over rehearsed.
Chandler: (To Joey) So uh, whats this thing youre auditioning for?
Rachel: Joey, what are you talking about? Youre a terrific actor.
Rachel: I'm sorry, what?
Monica: What?
All you want is a dingle, What you envy's a schwang, A thing through which you can tinkle, Or play with, or simply let hang...
Chandler: Oh-oh, what are you doing?
Ross: (stops laughing) What am I doing?
Joey: Theres just so much pressure. I mean no offense, but what you guys do is very different. I dont know if youd understand.
Chandler: (on phone) Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!
Interviewer: So, uh, what are you going to do next?
Monica: Well, what happened?
Ross: (jumping to his feet in anger) What?
Monica: Wh?! What about my allergies?!
Joey: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) What are you talking about? The auditions not til 5:00! (Chandler suddenly remembers and looks at the unfinished message then tries to sneak over and finish it as Joey listens.) Well, nobody told me! (Listens) Whod you talk to? (Listens and turns around to see Chandler trying to finish the message.) Nevermind! (Hangs up.)
Joey: Hey, you dont even live here anymore! What are you doing answering my phone? I have my machine!
Joey: And what?! Did you sleep with her?!
Joey: What?!! Thats even worse!!
Chandler: (lets him out) What happened?!!
Chandler: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
Joey: I was tryin to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what Im gonna do?
Lorraine: Hi, Joey. (Sees Chandler.) Well well, look what you brought.
Chandler: ...And what did you bring?
Ross: What?
Ross: What?
Chandler: I cant believe I did this! What an idiot!
Chandler: Yknow what? I-I kinda have.
Rachel: Already? Thats pretty bad what you did.
Monica: Yknow what? He will forgive you. And I like to bring a pad with me when I go answer the phone just in case (Chandler gets that disgusted look back.) Okay
Ross: I didnt know what I was taking full responsibility for! Okay?! I didnt finish the whole letter!
Rachel: What?!!
Phoebe: There we go.You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.
Chandler: Joey? Got you a Joey Special, two pizzas! Joe? (The phone rings and he answers it) (On phone) Hello? (Takes the phone away from his mouth when he realizes what he just did and yells.) Damnit! (Back on phone.) Hello? (Listens.) No, Joeys not here right now, but I can take a message I think. (Listens) Hes still got a chance for the part?! Oh, thats great news! (Listens) Well no obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog. (Listens) Oh well, thats great. I will give Joey the message. Thank you! (Hangs up and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle.) Yes! (Reading what hes writing) Okay, Mac audition at 2:00. Allergy actor attacked. (Pause) By dog not flowers.
Joey: What message?
Joey: What?! Its 6 oclock!
Chandler: Sorry! I-I-I dont know what to say.
Joey: Yeah, youre right. Okay look, listen, lets talk about what a huge star Im gonna be!
[What follows is the final set of flashbacks that feature a whole lot of lovin between Chandler and Joey. Theres no words, just hugs and even the kiss from The One With The Monkey. All of this is set to the song, Youve Really Got a Hold on Me!]
Joey: Yknow what? I think thats enough for today. Thanks for your help! (He grabs their scripts and heads for his room.)
JADE: Hello, I'm looking for Bob. This is Jane. I don't know if you're still at this number, but I was just thinking about us, and how great it was, and, well, I know it's been three years, but, I was kinda hoping we could hook up again. I barely had t he nerve to make this call, so you know what I did?
Rachel: Oh my God! What if he thinks I'm the kind of girl that-that would just sleep with him?
Rachel: Umm let me think...What do I want, what d-o I w-a-n-t...
Ursula: Oh! Okay, so thats why youre (Motions to what shes wearing.)
Ross: Yeah-uh-huh. Tomorrow night, Valentines Day, the most romantic day of the year. Who knows what could happen? I might not be shutting my drapes to show her my slides, if you know what I mean.
Phoebe: Absolutely, oh I promise. Tell her what?
Phoebe: Aww, good. (they hug) What?
Ross: Look, weve been together. Okay? And then apart, and then together, and then apart, and now we have a baby. (Pause) Its just if-if we got together again and it didnt work out I could never do that to Emma. I mean she-she thinking everything(Starts to cry.) Oh thats now me. What do they put something in the water in this place? Since Rachel and I were doing really, were doing really well right now.
(Walks out and after he closes the door Phoebe turns around and takes a bite out of what is left of his candy bar.)
Monica: What?! I didn't take care of everything, there's-there's plenty of things for you to do!
Joey: Uh, de-clawing cats. Hey, tell ya what. Let me walk you home. Well stop by every news stand and burn every copy of their Times and the Post.
Rachel: What?!
Monica: What?!
Rachel: No its okay, this is whats gonna happen. Im gonna wait a couple years and then the baby will tell him.
Joey: All right, uh (To Ross) Oh hey, youve done this before Ross, well what did you say when you made up your vows?
Chandler: Yknow what? Were not sad, were not sad, were just not 21 anymore. Yknow? Im 29 years old, damnit! And I want to sit in a comfortable chair, and watch television and go to bed at a reasonable hour!
Chandler: (coughing) What a geek!
Rachel: Well when I talk to her I almost feel like she understands what I'm saying.
Dr. Green: (gets his receipt and notices the twenty) What is this? Who put a twenty down here? Huh?
Monica: What?
Ross: What?
Rachel: Okay. Its okay. Were gonna be okay. Yknow what? Its okay. Im gonna, Im gonna, Im gonna boil some water and just rip up some sheets!
Ross: What trail?
Rachel: What, whats it, whats going on?
Ross: No, I'm sorry. Look I don't think that's what you wanna hear right now but I can't help it. I love marriage.
[Scene: Ross and Carol's, Ross is trying to talk to Carol about what Phoebe told him.]
Monica: (sees what he is doing) Chandler, stop! It is not going to pop open!
Rachel: Oh, I know. Hey, yknow what we never did? (Ross looks at her.) Oh no, not that. (Ross nods okay.) We uh, we never had bonus night!
Chandler: Now Ive upset you? What did I say?
Monica: Rachel-Rachel-Rachel I-I cannot, I cant let(pause), actually I kinda want to see what happens.
Phoebe: (notices his bag.) Hey, y'know what? My Grandma had the exact same bag!
Rachel: What is he doing here?!
Rachel: (to Monica) What?!
Joey: (pause) What?
Joey: (pause) What?
Ross: Your Mom, your telling me, your telling me, about your Mom, what is the matter with you?
EDDIE: [annoying laugh] Is this guy great or what?
Ross: Okay, Joey, you know what? You have to go for it. How often does this happen to you, huh? You owe it to yourself.
Rachel: What...that scene I saw was so good!
Estelle: Yeah, what time do you wanna pick me up? (Joey hangs up on her.) Hello?
Charlie: Ooh... Is it because of what might be on the bedspread, because I saw that news report too, with the infra red and the ... I could just...
Phoebe: What are you doing here?
Phoebe: What happened?
Phoebe: What, hes 18.
Ross: What a pity stay?
Mark: What is going on?
Chandler: What, like a number?
Rachel: (she enters wearing a bath-robe) Hey... Hi you guys! Listen, you know what? I'm not feeling really well. I think I can't get out for the play.
Janice: Yeah, well, it scares me! I mean I not even divorced yet, Chandler. You know, you just invited me over here for pasta, and all of the sudden you're talking about moving in together. And, and I wasn't even that hungry. You know what, it's getting a little late, and I-I should just, um...(starts to leave)
Monica: What? Im just said.
Chandler: Y'know what, pretty good.
Dr. Green: What are you doing here, Geller?
Rachel: What? I was just trying to teach you.
Joey: These new kids, they never last. Sooner or later, they all...stop lastin'. Listen, uh, what do you say I buy you that cup of coffee now?
Kim: Hi Rachel. Ohh, Ive been meaning to ask you. Have you seen the new Ralph Lauren sheets? Ohh, what am I thinking. Of course you have.
Monica: What are you doing?
Monica: What?!
Rachel: (looks at him suspiciously) I know what this is all about... You've always been jealous of my hair.
Mr. Treeger: What in the name of hell?
Chloe: Hey, come dance. What? Are you married? Cause thats okay.
Chandler: My boss said I might be getting a new lamp in my cubicle. (Monica looks at him and can't really place what he just said)
PHOEBE: Ahh, toilet seat covers! Is that what you were doing while I was getting gas?
Phoebe: What umm, what happened?
Monica: No! No-no theyre not. Theyre still very angry! But yknow Chandler is also half-Swedish. You know what the Swedish people are famous for? Sitting down and being quiet.
Frank: What?
RACHEL: OK, Phoebs. But what about you?
Ross: Oh-oh, youre-youre fellow scholars. What exactly were you looking for, hmm? Perhaps, (Grabs a book from the shelf behind him) perhaps Dr. Chester Stocks musings on the Smiledon Californicus?
Joey: What is this? Fruit?
Monica: So, what have you guys been doing?
Ross: Yeah, y'know what? I'll take it myself, thank you! (He signs the form and hands it back to the salesman.) All right Rach, let's go! (He picks up one end of the couch.)
Rachel: Ohh, its gonna be so great! Im gonna get to help decide what we sell, Im gonna have an office with walls and everything. (turns to Monica) Im gonna have walls!
Rachel: Dont!! (Joey backs away frightened.) (To Jill) Honey, what are you doing here?!
Chandler: Yknow what, we have to turn off the porn.
Ross: Yknow what? I-I gotta go. (Starts to leave.)
Joey: (very satisfied and smiling) That's what I wanted to hear! Because she's family, ok, and now you're gonna be family, and there is nothing more important in the whole world, than family.
Monica: If it is a new message, what is he calling to say?
Chandler: So you understand, Id feel a lot more comfortable if you didnt tell people what happened. Yknow, Im a little Im a little embarrassed about it.
Alice: (shocked) Oh! Oh! Oh! Thank you so much! You dont know what this means to us! Oh!
Joey: Look, can I just stop you right there for a second? When people do this (Makes quote marks with his fingers.) I dont really know what that means. (Ross just looks at him) You were saying?
Rachel: Well better than you, but yknow still not what you want.
Joey: All right. Okay. You and Monica, friends for a long time, and sure there are rules, but then you went to London. Oh, no, but thats different. I mean, there are rules there, too! You know what I mean?
Ross: What?!
Monica: What?! I-I-I don't, I don't do that!
Ross: Dad so what we have to pretend that were married?
Ross: What? Oh! I gotta tell you, I-I wasnt expecting to like her at all, I mean I actually wasnt expecting to like anyone right now, but shes really terrific.
Phoebe: Its amazing! My headache is completely gone! What are those pills called?
Rachel: Im not telling you what to do! I am telling you what not to do!
Chandler: Stop what?!
Joey: I thought I did! Oh hey guess what? The premiere is next week and youre all invited! (They all gasp.)
Rachel: Y'know what?
Ross: (To Monica) Look, okay-okay I had food poisoning! Its not like I choose to do it! Its not likeIts not like I said, "Umm, what would make this ride more fun?!"
Rachel: You know what? Ive been thinking about it. Im really coming around on the name Ruth. I think I would actually consider naming our child that.
Chandler: So uh, now that little Chandler turned out to be a girl, what are they gonna name her?
PHOEBE: Just, you know, long time ago. Well, when men used to tell women what to do - a lot. And then there was suffrage, which is a good thing but is sounds horrible. Do you want to get this tattoo?
Ginger: Whats that?
JOEY: Well I uh, got what I came for. [puts on moose hat] I'll uh, I'll see you guys.
Joanna: (to Rachel) So ah, whats wrong with him?
Monica: Whats this?
Joey: Sure, I can hang out til I have to meet ya. (To Chandler) What uhHow come youre not going?
Joey and Chandler: What is it?