words in movies
Joey: What?
Joey: Yknow what? I think thats enough for now. Yeah. I dont want to be over rehearsed.
Chandler: (To Joey) So uh, whats this thing youre auditioning for?
Rachel: Joey, what are you talking about? Youre a terrific actor.
Rachel: I'm sorry, what?
Monica: What?
All you want is a dingle, What you envy's a schwang, A thing through which you can tinkle, Or play with, or simply let hang...
Chandler: Oh-oh, what are you doing?
Ross: (stops laughing) What am I doing?
Joey: Theres just so much pressure. I mean no offense, but what you guys do is very different. I dont know if youd understand.
Chandler: (on phone) Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!
Interviewer: So, uh, what are you going to do next?
Monica: Well, what happened?
Ross: (jumping to his feet in anger) What?
Monica: Wh?! What about my allergies?!
Joey: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) What are you talking about? The auditions not til 5:00! (Chandler suddenly remembers and looks at the unfinished message then tries to sneak over and finish it as Joey listens.) Well, nobody told me! (Listens) Whod you talk to? (Listens and turns around to see Chandler trying to finish the message.) Nevermind! (Hangs up.)
Joey: Hey, you dont even live here anymore! What are you doing answering my phone? I have my machine!
Joey: And what?! Did you sleep with her?!
Joey: What?!! Thats even worse!!
Chandler: (lets him out) What happened?!!
Chandler: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
Joey: I was tryin to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what Im gonna do?
Lorraine: Hi, Joey. (Sees Chandler.) Well well, look what you brought.
Chandler: ...And what did you bring?
Ross: What?
Ross: What?
Chandler: I cant believe I did this! What an idiot!
Chandler: Yknow what? I-I kinda have.
Rachel: Already? Thats pretty bad what you did.
Monica: Yknow what? He will forgive you. And I like to bring a pad with me when I go answer the phone just in case (Chandler gets that disgusted look back.) Okay
Ross: I didnt know what I was taking full responsibility for! Okay?! I didnt finish the whole letter!
Rachel: What?!!
Phoebe: There we go.You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.
Chandler: Joey? Got you a Joey Special, two pizzas! Joe? (The phone rings and he answers it) (On phone) Hello? (Takes the phone away from his mouth when he realizes what he just did and yells.) Damnit! (Back on phone.) Hello? (Listens.) No, Joeys not here right now, but I can take a message I think. (Listens) Hes still got a chance for the part?! Oh, thats great news! (Listens) Well no obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog. (Listens) Oh well, thats great. I will give Joey the message. Thank you! (Hangs up and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle.) Yes! (Reading what hes writing) Okay, Mac audition at 2:00. Allergy actor attacked. (Pause) By dog not flowers.
Joey: What message?
Joey: What?! Its 6 oclock!
Chandler: Sorry! I-I-I dont know what to say.
Joey: Yeah, youre right. Okay look, listen, lets talk about what a huge star Im gonna be!
[What follows is the final set of flashbacks that feature a whole lot of lovin between Chandler and Joey. Theres no words, just hugs and even the kiss from The One With The Monkey. All of this is set to the song, Youve Really Got a Hold on Me!]
Joey: Yknow what? I think thats enough for today. Thanks for your help! (He grabs their scripts and heads for his room.)
Wendy: So, if you were home right now, what would you be doing?
Lydia: Mom, we've been through this. No, I'm not calling him. I don't care if it is his kid, the guy's a jerk. No, I'm not alone. Joey's here. (pause) What do you mean, Joey who? (covers the phone, to Joey) Joey who?
Mrs. Green: For what dear? For not inviting me or lying about it?
Monica: All right Rach, for what its worth, I think that youre doing great. I mean yknow lets face it, no one handles this well.
Chandler: Well, I suppose Id have to say you!! But, what if were watching a movie in here?
Joey: Oh. What?
Rachel: God, you have to tell me what happens tomorrow!
Phoebe: No thats what you do when you want to get the truth out of someone.
Rachel: Saw what?
Rachel: Oh what, you-you want both of them?
Ross: Oh my God! I-I see what this is! You are in love with Rachel!
Monica: Okay, so it doesnt involve Ross or Rachel or Chandler or Joey. But, what about Pete?
Monica: Right! .. but we "know" what you're wishing for!
Joey: Yeah! But if wouldve know what kind of friend you were gonna turn out to be, I wouldnt have worried about it so much! See you around!
Charity guy: Are you here to take more money? Because, I think what you're looking for is an ATM.
Rachel: What?
Phoebe: Hey!! (The bucket starts smoking.) The charity's on fire! Help! (Yet another guy walks by carrying a cup, which Phoebe grabs.) Oh good! Thank you, I need that. (She throws onto the smoldering fire. Suddenly the bucket erupts in flames.) Whoa! What is that?! (She sniffs the cup.) (To the guy.) It's nine o'clock in the morning!
Monica: So what are you gonna be?
RICHARD: You're gonna do what to my clocks.
Monica: Oh and you know what I want!
Joey: What are they doing out here? The coasts all the way over there. (Points to the coast, meanwhile there is coast behind him.)
Monica: What?!
Rachel: O-kay!! See what you did, Im gonna be doing it by myself now. Okay?
Ross: Well, excuse her for knowing what she wants to do with her life!
Phoebe: Well, that’s what I said, but it turns out, Mike was planning on proposing to me that same way last night!
(Chandler enters and sees what they're watching, panics, and runs to turn off the TV.)
Ross: What, uh... what juggling thing?
Rachel: Wait, wait, Chandler, this is what you're havin' for Thanksgiving dinner? What, what, what is it with you and this holiday?
Rachel: Oh hell, hes done this three times! He knows what its about!
Monica: Phoebe, I thought you said you know what youre doing?
Rachel: No! Yknow what? No! No! You thing was so stupid anyway, this was ridiculousWere gonna flip a coin! (Phoebe gasps.) All right?! (She flips the coin.) Heads! (Looks at the coin and grunts in disgust.)
Joey: (still trapped in the entertainment center) WHAT?!!
Rachel: Oh, ooh, everything looks delicious. What should I ha-ave? What should I have?
Joey: Okay, what else?
Monica: Phoebe, what are you doing?
Monica: Look at us all dressed up for the big office party! By the way, what are we celebrating?
Ross: Aww, Pheeb, come on isnt there any relative that would have the recipe? What about, what about your sister?
Rachel: What? No! Its not a big deal! I do that too, with my shampoo bottle.
Cecilia: And guess what? Good news! I got another job!
Joey: (smiles then stops) Now I cant believe it! What? Rachels pregnant? (The girls nod yes.) Whos the father?
Phoebe: Ooh! Thats good! Wow! But now if you were pregnant, what would you name it? Hint: Phoebe.
Rachel: (she's wearing an oven mitt to protect her hand) I give up you guys, I don't know what I'm going to do with this thing!
Guru Saj: I dont know, whats a koondis with you? (starts laughing as if that joke was funny, Ross only looks at him, and he stops) Please, lie down! Ive got a sav that oughta shrink that right up.
Ross: Uh, yknow what? Ill tell you who it hurts! It hurts the kid who has all his clothes stolen in gym class so he has to go to the principals office wearing nothing but a catchers mitt!
Monica: Again. Yknow what? I think we all did.
Ross: What code?
Ross: So what are you gonna do?
Mike: hey wait wait wait wait wait! Is that true what you said Phoebe's never had a serious relationship?
Monica: What are you doing here?
Joey: (in a funny voice) Yeah, so it turns out that it wasnt the hair straightener that started the fire. (Rachel prompts him on what to say next.) No-no, it was the candles. Its very not good leaving candles unattended. In fact, one of the first things they teach you in fire school is (Phoebe suddenly enters.) Uhh Uhh Okay. Well, I have to go now. (Phoebe leaves.)
Chandler: What?
Monica: Oh my god, where's my purse? No, you know what? I can replace everything in there. Get that binder, and let's go!
Phoebe: Also uhm... I just want you to know what a wonderful man your son is.
Joey: (entering) Oh uh, hey Pheebs. Uh yknow what? Ill-Ill come back later. (He goes to leave but runs into Ross whos entering.)
RACHEL: Guess what. Ben just said his first word.
Chandler: What was that?
Ross: Just, just say what you feel.
Chandler: Oh yknow, Ive been living here a while and Ive never seen whats inside that closet. What is, what is in there?
Rachel: Whatyeahwhat, yknow what? I hope Emily is a lesbian.
Chandler: So what do you think? I want that guys genes for my kid! Those eyes, those cheeckbones!
Rachel: Amy, you know what? I was thinking that maybe now it'd be a good time for us to sit down and, you know, talk about your future.
Chandler: Now Ive upset you? What did I say?
Richard: So when people complement me on my cooking should I, what do I say?
Joey: Dude, this isnt funny! What am I gonna do?! I go to bed last night, everythings cool! I wake up this morning, the strippers gone and the ring is gone!
Chandler: You kidding? Youre the most beautiful woman in most rooms (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whats going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
Ross: What? I don't get a goodbye?
Phoebe: What?! Thats the first time today!
Rachel: Well, yknow what? Actually, I was about to bid on this lovely trip to Paris.
Ross: Oh, you know what? You're gonna get it. I-I-I-I can feel it.
RACH: Well, what's the other thing, what do I think?
Chandler: What do you mean, like, buy it together?
Ross: What do you mean, theyre not moving in? They-theyre still moving in right?
Monica: Well, what happened?
Fake Monica: Yes necessarily! I mean, I dunno what it is, maybe it's the Amish thing.
Chandler: So what are you gonna do?
Rachel: "Ooo," what?
Phoebe: Well, who cares what your Mom thinks? So you pulled a Monica.
Phoebe: Exactly! Look, no matter what I tried to do, I couldn't keep you out of my life. Of all the people I have cut out, you were the only one who ever clawed her way back in.
Chandler: So, what do you think?
Ross: I know. A double blind date, and we both get stood up. What are the chances?
Ross: What, now?
WOMAN: You know, I uh, I couldn't help but overhear what you just said, and I think it's time for you to forget about Rose, move on with your life...how 'bout we go get you a drink?
Ross: What?
Rachel: What?
Joey: Oh-ooh-ooh! Yknow whats a good visual aide?
Rachel: What? What?!
Phoebe: Okay, this is what Im talking about, this. I-I need to live in a land where people can spill.
Rachel: Chandler! Youre smoking? What are you doing?!
Rachel: All right, its okay. One little setback is okay, just dont let it happen again, all right? Now since daddy paid for all this stuff, I should take it all away. But Im just gonna take the-the pajmena. (Ross hands it to her.) And the uh, and the uh pants. Yknow what, Im just gonna take it all away, cause that way youll just really learn the lesson. Okay? All righty, Im gonna run a couple of errands and I will see you at dinner. (Leaves with all of Jills stuff.)
Monica: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you just said.
Phoebe: So what?! That doesnt give you the right to ditch me!
Chandler: (Without looking up) What? (Looks up) What?
Chandler: Tell me what?
Monica: Oh my God, it was the best funeral ever! I mean, everyone loved the food, and guess what? I even got another funeral for tomorrowthe dead-guy-from-today's best friend. I mean, it is like I am the official caterer for that accident!
ROSS: You know what, you guys, we don't have to watch this.
Chandler: (Comes out of his room) What? What?
Chandler: That was an obvious joke, and I didnt think of it. Why didnt I think of it? The source of all my powers. Oh dear God, what have I done!
Chandler: I know what she's talking about.
Roger: What?
Rachel: Yeah, and also we need more umm, drinks. Hold on a second. (Gets up but stumbles a little bit.) Whup, okay. (She makes it to the phone and picks it up, without dialing.) Hello! Vegas? Yeah, we would like some more alcohol, and y'know what else? We would like some more beers. Hello? Ohh, I forgot to dial!